bang bang you ' re dead ( film )
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bang you' re dead
again. i thought i could just hit the reset
with the headline :
bang, bang, you' re dead !
begins run; the cast .
boom boom, bang bang, lie down, you' re dead .
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bang! bang! you’re dead! seems intent on proving that when it comes to being an international spy, any idiot yank would be the wrong man .
by entering the witness protection program, you’re agreeing to completely cut ties with the old you. you may have been jon richards in your past life, but now you’re ron jichards. you may have had a wife, but now you have a “gife. ” you may have driven a camry, but now you’re riding a bicycle. we’re not made of money .
spies and spy spoofs may be the hot film items these days, but
bang, bang, you' re dead! ,
which crashed into local houses yesterday, should help to cool off both genres. view full article in timesmachine »
bang bang you' re dead was written in the wake of the school massacres that occurred in paducah, jonesboro, and springfield to raise awareness about school violence. it supports the school violence charity ribbon of promise .
bang! you' re dead
( directed by alfred hitchcock) was originally broadcast on 17 / oct / 1961 as part of the seventh season of alfred hitchcock presents .
siegfried: how do i know you' re not control? max: if i were control, you' d already be dead. siegfried: if you were control, you' d already be dead. max: well, neither of us is dead, so i' m obviously not from control. (beat) shtarker: that actually makes sense .
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siegfried: how do i know you' re not control? maxwell smart: (haughtily) if i were control, you' d already be dead. siegfried: if you were control, you' d already be dead. max: well, neither of us is dead, so i' m obviously not from control. (beat) shtarker: that actually makes sense .
review: there' s not much to recommend in this film, which stars randall and berger as a tourist and a secret agent involved with gangsters in an exotic moroccan locale. not to be confused with bang! you' re dead, the 1954 british suspenser, this movie features joke… (more )
instead, her presence in the film economically humanizes trevor at the expense of every one else in the cast, especially the trogs. they’re the ones quietly going mad while rivervale as a whole wastes time labeling trevor, and if that’s meant as a sly dig at all the clueless parents and administrators who’s favorite game in the wake of april 20, 1999, became “get the geeks, ” then bang bang you’re dead commits the very sin it warns against .
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so begins bang, bang, you' re dead (the onscreen title doesn' t have the exclamation points of the packaging), one of about a million spy spoofs that flooded screens in the 1960s in the james bond craze. they needed two things: pretty girls and pretty locations, and this inexpensive item from producer harry alan towers offers both .
bang, bang, you' re dead! is available for public download on the internet in a package that includes the script and a letter from mastrosimone. also included is a character guide and production notes from the director of the premier, a character and set descripion, press clips from usa today and the register - guard, and a collection of promotions
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bang! you re dead is a fascinating, haunting little film about the social aftermath of the war. cliff s involvement in the death of jones is upsetting, and the predicament in which he and his lonely father find themselves will haunt the viewer together with the poverty of the makeshift community in which they live .
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writing a blurb on the film for allmovie. com, hal erickson reckons that it helped kill the movie career of randall. consulting randall’s acting canon backs up this assertion, but then maybe randall was never meant to be a movie star. in bang! bang! you’re dead! he often comes across like a star for the little screen overwhelmed by the scope of the big screen, a felix unger - type trying out unsuccessfully for her majesty’s service .
bang! bang! you’re dead! , however, serviceably directed by don sharp, goes in for a wry twist on the wrong man theme. rather than wrongfully accusing its protagonist straight away, it allows andrew jessel (tony randall), an american businessman in marrakesh under slightly false, though not diabolical, pretenses, to be willfully misled out of the goodness of his own heart .
rather than debate its own pet issue seriously (or at all, for that matter), bang bang you’re dead comes already set on a course it will not be diverted from, no matter how much we might shout at our tvs. if you wanna take a hard look at your school, give your kid a camera sometime (see how long it survives), or go down there yourself and see what you can find. odds are good the result will be much more educational, and provide fodder for a much more substantive discussion, than this film .
bang bang you' re dead is a profound film tackling issues that are relevant. for isolation, bullying, violence, one' s reputation, and so forth is a part of the school environment whether or not you experience them for yourself. it takes a bold piece to showcase the impact of the negative side this environment can have and does hold upon the youth. i know i coming off preachy about the morals it enforces that seem like a no brainer, but in actuality have we learned anything from such events ?
agent 23: if you don' t follow the rules here then what are we? the chief: i' m telling you what we' re not. we' re not people who jam staples into other people' s heads! that' s cia crap !
instead, here comes the crusading teacher on a mission to reach out to trevor and include him. meet mr. duncan (tom cavanagh), the humanoid incarnation of rivervale’s drama department, and our authorial cipher. mr. duncan’s big idea for drawing trevor out of his shell? offer him the lead in a school production of william mastrosimone’s bang bang you’re dead. what could possibly go wrong, right ?
when i' m gone, you' ll all have this to ponder, and maybe realize why i did what i did. a little push in front of other kids is a very big deal, particularly when you know it’s gonna happen to you every single day, every single day, every single day, you' re almost relieved when it actually happens. you' re always waiting, waiting for the next attack. they don’t just hurt kids, they make you hurt yourself .
val duncan, the drama teacher, recognizes trevor’s potential for creativity as well as violence. he offers him the lead role in a controversial new play, “bang bang you’re dead, ” the story of a teenager who loses his way in life and resorts to murder. reluctant to expose himself to more mockery, trevor is about to decline until jenny, an attractive new girl in school, agrees to play the female lead .
meanwhile, the trogs, ignored and unnoticed by everyone but trevor (and the jocks, of course), slowly inch closer to their own school - centric rampage massacre. will trevor do the right thing and save everyone from the predictable results of their own actions? will rivervale ever experience the dubious pleasure of seeing bang bang you’re dead performed in its midst? will anyone live to see opening night? do i care ?
filling out the paperwork to enter the program is merely the first step on the path to anonymity. the next “costuming” phase is critical and, dare we say, liberating. while we take every precaution to relocate you to a part of the country where someone is least likely to recognize and murder you, we can’t take any chances. believe us, when you’re at the supermarket and bump into an organized - crime member who’s hunting you down, you’ll be very happy you’re wearing your kareem abdul - jabbar disguise .
bang bang you´re dead is an american drama movie based on the play with the same name. starring tom cavanagh and ben forster. both movie and play have the same point, it´s a wake - up call about bullying on schools. don´t remain indefferent, one person can make the difference. support those in need, listen to them for once. no - one wants another case like amanda todd, her death won´t be forgot
there' s not much to recommend in this film, which stars randall and berger as a tourist and a secret agent involved with gangsters in an exotic moroccan locale. not to be confused with bang! you' re dead, the 1954 british suspenser, this movie features jokes that don' t work, awful photography, and actors who look like they all wish they were in marbella... . read more
great film. one of ben foster' s early movies and he killed it .
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trash can! retard! weirdo! loser! freak! spazz! pizza face! those are just some of the names that can change your life forever... and it all starts in high school! bang bang you' re dead, when you watch it you don' t think that you' re gonna like it... but you' re gonna love it and it' s gonna change your mind and your life! it just shows how mentally dangerous and disturbing high school really is and how mean kids can really be! to me, this movie is excellent, one of the best movies i' ve ever seen! it really changed me... i love it and every time i have the chance i watch it over and over and over again! great cast, great plot, great play! gotta love it! ! !
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the film, which aired on showtime, revolves around a teenager named trevor who threatened to blow up the football team at his school because he was pushed to breaking point by frequent bullying. the movie is set months after, where students are creeped out by him, and think he' s going to blow up the school. he is chosen to star in a play called bang bang you' re dead as the main character, josh. after parents hear of the play and its suspicious actor, they call for it to be cancelled .
some people might not appreciate the content of this film, and object to the violence, but it’s message is very important to everyone, and the film deserves to be shown .
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odd little film not great, but reasonably entertaining centering mainly around two boys ...
under no circumstances are you allowed to return to the town where you once lived or to contact anyone from your past life. you may think there’s no harm in sending a quick smiley - face text to an old friend, until a few hours later when there’s a frowny - faced knife in your stomach. witnesses who’ve had the same dentist for their whole lives often can’t bear to start all over again, so they make the mistake of booking an appointment for a cleaning under their new name, and hey, who’s the new hygienist with the goatee? bang, you’re dead .
of the spy genre of a forgotten era. a hilarious film with excitement all the way .
[ a ] bitter film about the dismal atmosphere in which our children are learning today ...
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as the film opens, trevor’s all geared up for yet another school year as the perpetual outsider. even the geeky, diminutive freshmen are too scared to say, “hey. ” principal meyer obviously considers him to be yet another serving of bullshit on her already - overfilled plate, and the school councilor has no idea what to do with him. (so much for all those adolescent psychology courses, eh ?) if this were anything other than a serious film with a serious message for our time, bang bang you’re dead would’ve left us this glorious set - up, allowing the creeping horror to build and build and build as this swiss watch of good ol’ fashioned, american craziness wound down to its inevitable, blood - buttered conclusion .
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the film won a peabody award and four 2003 daytime emmy awards, including outstanding children' s special .
although opening hours are advertised as 10. 30am - 9. 30pm, most operators seem to start at noon and take a break in the afternoon. in mandarin, bang bang means good good. given time to settle in, i think it will be .
at rivervale high school, trevor adams (ben foster) is a bullied outcast trying to fit back in after a false bomb threat he made a few months ago. trevor is chosen to star in a play called bang bang youre dead as the main character, josh. after parents and the community hear of the play and its lead actor, they call for it to be canceled .
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alongside the film, a direct - to - dvd spin - off titled get smart' s bruce and lloyd: out of control was released, which follows the escapades of those two guys during the events of the film .
it has been performed widely in the united states, as well as in other countries such as the united kingdom, new zealand, uruguay, gibraltar, sweden, romania, venezuela, india, canada, brazil, germany, bulgaria, and in portugal by inactu theatre group, a group of students from madeira island, who have been working on the play since 2007. as the playwright intends bang bang you' re dead to raise awareness of school violence, it may be performed without payment of royalties, as long as the performance is not for profit, and subject to certain other conditions .
naturally, you have questions about embarking on your new life: will you ever be able to resume your old identity? what happens to your netflix queue? unfortunately, both answers probably aren’t what you want to hear. we realize there’s also a decent chance you’re in the midst of a fruit - of - the - month club. as much as we’d like to forward the remaining fruit to you, this is one of the main ways by which witnesses are tracked down and killed. the best we can do is to promise that it’ll get eaten .
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agent 99: freeze! maxwell smart: freeze. agent 99: no, you freeze! maxwell smart: you freeze. agent 99: i told you to freeze! maxwell smart: freeze, times infinity. agent 99: oh, my god! (turns max around so that he' s facing her, and they recognize each other) you! maxwell smart: you. agent 99: are you control? maxwell smart: yes i am. i' m maxwell smart. i am a control analyst. who are you? (beat) agent 99: i' m agent 99 .
some people don' t even need a gun to hurt you. they use words or laughter or enjoy watching you bleeding to death. they get off on watching you fighting back the tears, getting a lump in your throat, blushing, wanting to cry .
you’ll need to forgo past hobbies. if you like bowling, for example, these people will be scouring every alley in the country trying to track you down. if you like doing gymnastics, there will be eyes on every pommel horse from here to san diego. as a further precaution, our behavioral specialists will also assist you in eliminating any distinguishing traits and habits of your old self, like that weird double sneeze you do. it’s probably a good time to try out some new walks, too. something a little sexier wouldn’t hurt. you’ll also need a haircut—not a witness protection thing, more of a really helpful observation .
air vent passageway: agent 99 infiltrates the kaos nuclear factory through an air vent from the roof. it' s done with
ode to joy
as the soundtrack, which reminds you of the first die hard film .
bang bang you’re dead trots this out around the hour mark, when principal meyer, mr. duncan, trevor, trevor’s family, and representatives of local law enforcement all “take a hard look at our school, ” through the lens of trevor’s camera…and the tapes the cops seized in a principal - inspired raid on his house…the kind of “hard look” no one in the american educational system is the least bit willing to take at their own schools. the very reason, in fact, handheld video cameras were (are ?) banned from every sane school in america…save those pre - installed by the administration. they can spy on us, by don’t you dare spy on them, bub…or on each other. you might accidentally expose just how traumatizing and god - fucking - awful high school really is, and lord knows no american is ready to consider that possibility (in public, at least) .
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agent 23: i' ll be taking that briefcase now. maxwell smart: if you want it; you' ll have to take it. agent 23: that' s what i just said. maxwell smart: i know. i' m just trying to annoy you .
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the following speech, delivered to jenny by a montage of voices which i’ve combined for clarity, serves as her (and our) introduction to just how contrived rivervale high really is. thank god it comes right near the front of film, letting us all know what we’re in for :
in one corner of the vast room, with its carpet woven to reflect the swirling bang bang logo and upholstery gently glittering under pools of downlighting, barbecued meats hang temptingly in front of the kitchen. they influence our main - course choices of half peking duck at £20. 80, which we precede with special spicy crab at £21 .
no one is indispensable: siegfried tells dalip ,
and don' t you forget it: everybody here can be replaced. i even have backup for you! it' s called a rhinoceros .
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like many of the best comedies and tragedies, this weimar - era silent film understands how each mode is often a hair' s breadth from the other .
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( when chewing out max for being so inexperienced) agent 99: throw out your manual. out here there are no grades. there' s only
dead
and
not dead
. (later, in the smolensk restaurant) agent 99: you know, i love bread, and i know bread has a few carbs, but i' ve never been afraid of carbs, because it seems like no matter how many i eat, i stay thinsk .
larabee: let me out there, sir! i have no problem exposing myself. agent 99: do you ever think before you speak? larabee: no, i just whip it out there. seems to work best .
the film also shows trevor (played by ben foster) making friends with the trogs, a group of outcasts. towards the end of the film they attempt a school massacre, using a shotgun and two handguns. knowing of their plot and fearing for the safety of a fellow student / love interest, he stops them .
are you thinking what i' m thinking :
i don' t know. were you thinking,' holy shit! holy shit! a swordfish almost went through my head!'? if so, then yes .
this is a remarkably powerful, moving, and thought - provoking film. the showtime network provides detailed, content - based advisories that allow viewers to make informed decisions about watching movies. the tv rating for this film is tv - pg, with advisories for mild violence and adult language, as well as a special advisory of strong themes .
a great film. i got this as it was shot in brighton and lewes in sussex - some of my old haunts. jack warner as his usual easy going character .
to remind me of its origins. this is, first a foremost, a showtime original picture (suppress your shudders), produced in association with viacom, the international media octopus which owns showtime, paramount pictures, comedy central, and a whole host of other criminal corporations hell - bent on reducing all of us to uncritical “entertainment consumers. ” few things are more insulting than a film with its own study guide…save when that film comes to you from the director of
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the worst film i have ever sat through. an obnoxious child killer with an idiot friend and a daft father who wears shabby clothes yet spends a fortune in the local pubi .
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this is a fantastic film. after studying columbine in considerable detail for some time, it became clear this movie was sending all the right messages about the reality of school ...
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opel driver: what are you doing, dummkopf? ! running out in the middle of the road? ! you could get hit by a car— (is immediately rear - ended by an suv) maxwell smart: well, that... was ironic .
when asked in an interview about his devotion to the wrong man theme, alfred hitchcock explained it this way: “if (the protagonist is) being chased by enemy spies or by the heavy in the picture, the first thing the audience would ask is, why doesn’t he go to the police? otherwise you have no chase story. how do you do that? you make him wrongfully accused. ”
the film ends with trevor performing the play, and it is indicated that the play was performed at the school despite parents' objections. there is no indication as to what happens to the trogs .
the song
runaway train
( not to be confused with the soul asylum song of the same name) by post - grunge band oleander was featured in the film. a music video for the song was then shot and incorporated footage from the movie. on november 19, 2002 the band released their runaway train ep. the film was released on dvd on january 27, 2004 without any special features .
other: the whole premise of the film is to look at why kids are acting out in violent ways today. so the subject matter is intense, but is certainly one that teenagers and parents should discuss .
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action film, quiet drama scene: tries this a couple of times, and actually succeeds. examples include max' s analyst briefing at the beginning, and some of max and 99' s scenes in russia .
larabee in the original series is even more of a dunce than max (he has been referred to as
max' s max
), whereas in the film he' s a jerkass but competent agent .
a fair word of warning: do not ever question or mock the chief' s credentials or control itself' s credentials, or you should pray you don' t get a no - holds - barred beatdown in front of your fellow cabinet members. the vice president doesn' t know this .
. certainly, in the top ten. more astounding still, this is from the first printing of only six copies, after which, due to a dispute with an artist involved, the book had to be reset. wow. thank you s. t. , and thank you, wilum .
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does it smell good & are the pages glossy? i' m curious. i will let you work. i have some work to do myself .
well, this is a little gem. i' d never seen it, never heard of it but i' m so glad i gave it a chance. it' s an unusual film with a wonderful atmosphere .
you should always be prepared for the moment when someone from your past life sees you and calls out your real name. it could be a high - school friend or your mom; either way, just politely tip the brim of your sombrero toward them, straighten your mustache, and be on your way .
yaohan plaza closed, became oriental city and then, as of about two weeks ago, opened as bang bang oriental foodhall, backed by the royal china group. the striking building designed inside and out by stiff + trevillion — full disclosure: mike stiff is a friend of mine and one of the awayday gang of four — is eco - conscious, ziggy - zaggy, ingenious, the opposite of tacky. in fact, nestling beside a morrisons supermarket (useful car park) and opposite a huge kfc, it is something of an architectural pearl .
good article: urltoken probably one of best tv movies ever. it does a great job of showing high school life. it' s clichéd at times, but always at the right times. give this one a shot. i' m pretty sure you won' t be disappointed. your heart will go out to troubled teens. maybe it will ever remind you not to ignore a teen close to you. read the article. it' s much better than my ramblings. joshua
a 2008 film adaptation of the' 60s tv series of the same name. starring steve carell as max, anne hathaway as 99, dwayne
the rock
johnson as fellow operative agent 23, and alan arkin as the chief .
trevor adams is a high school student who has threatened to bomb the school the year before. so as you know, everyone looks upon him with fear and loathing and all that from parents and he gets made fun of from his fellow students. but some, such as his film teacher (played by tom cavanagh) wants to reach out and help him. this is perfect because trevor carries around a camera and his first assignment with him is to make a short film. now, guess what trevor' s is about? a person killing someone because they were being stuffed into a trash can. so that' s were it all starts .
speaking as a high school teacher, i must say that this is one of the most important films on school that i have ever seen. i can see why this play / movie raised such a controversy. the film examines the root causes that bring about events like columbine. it is easy to hate those people that commit such atrocities against their fellow students. however, this film / play tries to show how these situations are born and can possibly be prevented. it does not try to make you sympathize with the killers, it tries to prevent such tragedies from taking place. i think all high school students should see it. very powerful .
because you were nice to me: sigfreid treats dalip like dumb muscle; max gives him advice on how to salvage his flagging marriage. dalip becomes a double agent .
in the end, will you be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life wondering if your time is up? the short answer is yes. the long answer is definitely yes. the truth is, there’s a bull’s - eye on your back, and committing to this new life is your best shot at staying alive. and while you may never be able to remove that bull’s - eye, you can certainly cover it up with a buzz lightyear spacesuit and jetpack. which we totally have .
i can' t take two more years of this, and the more they call me the mad bomber, the more they' re scaring themselves. they don' t know what i' m capable of, they don' t know what i can do .
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cutaway gag: when the meeting in the safe room occurs, the chief says that their identities have been compromised, and all across the world, control agents are under attack. cuts to shots of control agents dropping dead like flies by poisoned darts in parisian cafes, set to french music .
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. mastrosimone stresses the importance of young people seeing the play performed by their peers, and therefore he does not allow the play to be on film or video. mastrosimone hopes to reach out to potential killers in the thousands of audiences that the play continues to gather .
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siegfried gets one at the end while he' s insulting dalip after realizing that the bomb never went off, even saying that killing his wife would be a favor to the world. he' s then tossed out of the car and into the river as they' re driving over a bridge
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: my highs compared to my lows are like, one in a million - eh, not really, i mean, that' s in exaggeration... you know, like one in five hundred .
these days, with the internet, it’s even more difficult to completely erase someone’s identity. you “checking into the witness protection processing center” on facebook a few minutes ago is the perfect example of why it’s difficult .
phone system: you have reached the united states department of homeland security. for threats against the continental united states, press 1. for threats against hawaii, press 2. for threats against puerto rico ...
in the meantime, val assigns his students to each make a video about the real - life drama in their own lives. trevor completes the assignment, which results in a dark and disturbing film filled with images of real guns being fired by masked actors and the implied shooting of a member of the football team .
i wouldn' t say i really love this film but i did quite like it. it' s well acted, especially from the two young boys involved. the story is so so but does show how someone so young and pleasant can perform an act so severe yet not realize how quite severe it is .
again, none of this is the actor’s fault. everyone does the best they can with roles thin as the sweat on a teenager’s brow (while s / he masturbates – something else safe - for - tv kids never do, thank you very much). ancillary characters are reduced to the level of abstract ideals, little more than moving parts manipulated by trevor’s (and mr. duncan’s) bumbling. this allows the film to manipulate its audience, keeping us all in our seats as we wait, wait, wait for something to happen. some character to emerge from the otherwise - unremarkable pack of nonentities. they, apart from trevor and mr. duncan (who’s stories, frankly, aren’t interesting enough to support ninety minutes – not with so much else going on), are the plot’s wrapping paper, discarded when they no longer serve the film’s single - minded purpose .
this idea is underscored by the presence of klaus kinski as one of his henchmen. kinski also appears to be playing for real, shooting at andrew to kill, not to miss as so many movie henchmen do. you wonder if he thought he really was in a bond movie, or if he simply decided, as kinski often would, to go rogue. ultimately intention doesn’t matter, merely adding to the film’s curious tone, one that is neither uproarious nor urgent, a languid fusion of the man who knew too much and the man who knew too little .
once you get over the fact that the pizzas are a whopping 20 inches, homeslice’s exciting toppings get their own gawping rights. this middle eastern creation is fresh, crunchy and served on their wonderful garlic base. purists need not apply .
we will do everything we can to protect you, but we also have to take breaks and stuff, so be vigilant and keep your eyes open for people trying to kill you. ask smart questions like: why is that school kid clutching that brown paper bag? why is that old lady’s mesh bag making a barking sound? why does that man’s purse look so full? and why is he carrying a purse, especially with those shoes? talk about killing people .
spy drama: the film plays it somewhat straighter than the series did. also an example of how serious spy dramas have changed. the original tv series parodied tuxedo and martini spy dramas like goldfinger or the man from uncle, whereas the movie is a cross of that and the slightly more down - to - earthness of something like casino royale 2006 .
agent 99: so, how do you know this place? maxwell smart: well, as an analyst, i like to keep my ears open. it' s amazing what you can learn listening to chatter. in fact, ladislas krstic loves this place, as do many kaos agents. cafe minsk pinsk in smolensk — it doesn' t get any better than thisk. (99 stares at him) maxwell smart: see what i just did? i added an
insk
at the end of the word. made it sound russian. agent 99: should' ve smacked you harder. maxwell smart: is that your default setting? do you just punch people in the face, willy - nilly ?
it' s tuesday, i' ll punch max in the face .
ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch max in the face .
oh, i' m having some bread, time to punch max in the face !
agent 99: you know, i love bread, and i know bread has a few carbs, but i' ve never been afraid of carbs, because it seems like no matter how many i eat, i stay thinsk .
“you have to be varsity or a cheerleader to sit at this table. or know everybody. that table’s for the druggies, stoners, deadheads, burnouts, and the hippies. that one, preppies. then you have the skateboarders and skateboard chicks. then nerds and techies. up against the wall, the wiggers, hip - hoppers, rednecks, goths, and all manner of freaks, troublemakers, losers, sluts, gays, floaters, and the trogs…troglodytes. freakiest of the freaks. “
disembarking at the marrakesh airport, andrew meets kyra aboard a tourist bus, and when he mistakenly gets her room key at their hotel and happens upon a dead body in the closet, she asks him to help hide it. how can he not acquiesce? she' s beguiling! so the plot, as pointless as it is considerable, primarily existing to place its main characters in comic peril, begins .
bond one - liner: well, not done for a killing, but agent 23 does one when he breaks larabee' s phone after seeing larabee texting during an important meeting :
oh that' s weird. you just lost your signal .
when new york master baker dominique ansel opened his first european site in victoria, this hybrid franken pastry that merges a croissant and a doughnut led to queues of several hours. bite into its fluffy, buttery, flaky goodness and you’ll instantly understand the appeal .
i am a sucker for these old 1950s films. i remember as a child seeing films like this on a sunday afternoon on bbc television - happy days. this is a really good film, both in quality of storyline and picture / sound. the main two boys play as boys did then and when one finds a real gun and shoots a man, he just thinks it is all a game and carries on as normal. i won' t spoil the film, but it really is worth watching. jack warner play jack warner, as he usually does, but in truth he is such a good character actor, he can play almost anything. look out for a young michael medwin and derek farr, both excellent actors. highly recommended .
one dialogue, two conversations: when max speaks to the bakery lady, he tries to drop hints that he' s trying to locate the secret nuclear base. however, his choice of words leads her to think that he' s hitting on her. max then comments ,
i don' t think we' re on the same page. i am here because ladislas krstic sent me .
excellent, earthy and well acted by jack warner and the two child stars. good story / plot which keeps you entertained throughout, whilst also giving an insight into the everyday lives and prejudices of forest labourers and the innocence of children during the period in which it is set .
peking duck is meaty slices of roasted bird, i. e. barbecued duck, rather than the varnished thin skin separate from the flesh that you might expect. nice warm supple pancakes, though. best of our order is mixed seafood fried ho fun noodles with egg, where the prawns and scallops have depth, you might even say layers, of flavour and the rice flour noodles throw down the gauntlet to scrambled egg in achieving slippery meekness. set menus of popular favourites are a remarkable bargain. we plan to return, probably with the family in tow .
also, the bathroom break - out scene. the air marshal does not notice max' s troubles with the escape system in the lavatory because he' s busy flirting with the flight attendant. they' re still flirting when the occupied light goes off a few minutes later, which signals for agent 99 to enter the lavatory that max didn' t walk out of before, and make her drop, unnoticed by the air marshal .
you can take your pick from calum franklin’s pies at holborn dining room, because they are all outstanding. the chef is pastry wizard, who works his magic across a range that includes an anything but humble pork pie, and seasonal specials such as curried mutton pie with mango chutney .
this is guy ferland’s third made - for - tv feature, his sixth picture in a career that’s only gone downhill since alicia silverstone refused to take her clothes off in front of him. but thanks to all those daytime emmys the man continues to find work, turning out episodes for seemingly every crappy (but inexplicably popular) tv series made in the last eight years (from house to the shield to the sarah connor chronicles). i’ve no idea how much of this flick is his and how much we can lay at mastrosimone’s feet, but one thing’s for certain: this movie’s high opinion of itself. it’s such a painfully serious film even its main character’s cynicism feels forced and inauthentic, a cynical - in - itself nod to audience expectations…not to mention one hell of a stalking horse for the film’s central message .
that' s not the end of a rant. i' ll come back to it, by and by. all my life, i expect i' ll be coming back to it. oh! on a related note, yesterday while shutting off facebook' s scary facial - recognition software (they don' t ask if you wanna opt in; you have to opt out), i discovered how to shut off comments on fb. i don' t care if it' s a social network; i' m repurposing the bitch to my own ends .
this movie is my life, with a few less trashcans. it' s so good, i loved it. i have to warn you, it is sad. i guess it was worse for me because i
identify
with trevor so much; i' m sure a lot of people have for a moment, or jokingly, but this is my life. the movie deals with real live issues that so many people, including myself, are going through. so many feelings going through our heads. its so good. every thing in it is real. the thought of killing everyone. the thought of dying yourself. it' s all there, in my life and in trevor' s. but, be warned, if you have any true thoughts of murder and / or suicide, it will be as a shock because i know i understand more of what i feel. i' m not saying that this movie will make you better. hell, it may have made me worse. but even so, you should see this movie. it is so totally sweet. i loved it man. its heavy, but awesome .
more a ham cave than a bar, maltby street’s bar tozino is so full of hanging hams that you’ll likely smell the ageing meat even before walking through the door. settle in and gorge your way through slice after slice of the varying options, washing it all down with sherry ideally .
in the tv series get smart max was a general - purpose bungling idiot who only succeeds by luck and agent 99' s competence. in the film he' s genuinely a clever guy and a great analyst, just a klutz who isn' t well suited to field work. this was apparently done to make a romantic relationship with 99 more believable as modern audience would not accept someone as buffoonish as the original max being attractive to a woman as capable as 99 .
ironic echo: max tells 99 ,
i am not completely incompetent without a gun
while they are walking to smolensk. later, when being held up in krstic' s place by one of the henchmen, max is disarmed of his pistol, and says ,
i' m not totally incompetent without a gun, you know .
as an art historian who has written about typewriters on more than one occasion, and as an ardent fan of them, what you write here made me happy. oh, by the way. books would, for the most part, get shorter again if every one had to work in the realm of analog. this would be a good thing... wouldn' t it just. it would certainly improve my life. also, i just have to say, and without needing to know anything in the way of details, the x - men mini you almost wrote immediately goes on to my mental list of unrealised projects which if they existed, would probably send me loopy with their awesomeness.
bang bang you 're dead is a 2002 american drama film starring tom cavanagh and ben foster . it is based on the play of the same name by william mastrosimone . the film was first screened publicly at the seattle international film festival in june 2002 . 
bang bang you're dead is a 2002 american drama film starring tom cavanagh and ben foster. it is based on the play of the same name by william mastrosimone. the film was first screened publicly at the seattle international film festival in june 2002.
bang bang you're dead is a 2002 american drama film starring tom cavanagh and ben foster. it is based on the play of the same name by william mastrosimone. the film was first screened publicly at the seattle international film festival in june 2002.