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splatter beach was directed by the polonia brothers mark and john. splatter beach is a loosely based sequel on polonia brothers’ penned screenplay for the 1987 film splatter farm. fans of low budget / direct to video horror films have most likely seen one of the polonia’s two dozen plus films that they have directed over the last three decades. the films direction is simply amazing as they perfectly mix horror and sexuality without ever losing track of the films core the sea monsters .
overall splatter beach gets a solid dvd release from camp motion pictures that comes with a first rate audio / video presentation and a mammoth amount of extras that all perfectly complement the film .
splatter beach - on dvd now / digital streaming starting april 2016! urltoken the polonia brothers, creators of the shocking, extreme - gore cult classic splatter farm (1987), return with their newest horror film…the sun -, fun -, and gore - drenched splatter beach, co - starring renowned' b' actress misty mundae (masters of horror
sick girl
/ the rage) and erika smith (sexy adventures of van helsing / bite me). something ancient lurks in the surf off sea bright beach. it swims silently, walks upright and breathes air. it' s also very, very hungry…and not for seafood anymore .
from the polonia brothers, creators of the shocking, extreme - gore cult classic splatter farm (1987), splatter beach is the sun, fun, and gore - drenched horror film starring erin brown (masters of horror: sick girl) - a. k. a. erotica scream queen misty mundae and erika smith (sexy adventures of van helsing, bite me) .
coming to dvd october 9, 2007 - the polonia brothers, creators of the shocking, extreme - gore cult classic splatter farm (1987), return with their newest horror film... the sun -, fun -, and gore - drenched splatter beach. it co - stars renowned' b' actress erin brown (masters of horror
sick girl
/ the rage) - a. k. a. erotica superstar misty mundae - and erika smith (sexy adventures of van helsing / bite me) .
there' s a surf - punk band, a beach party and misty mundae - some of my favourite things .
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all the various performances do a good job with their respective roles with the performance of erika smith as tonya smith stealing every moment she is in as she ignites the screen with sexual desire. the dialog also features some very humorous lines that most cult movie fans will pick up on while casual horror movie fans will not get their meanings. ultimately splatter beach is a blast that mixes it various ingredients to their maximum potential .
extras for this release include an audio commentary with directors john and mark polonia and actor ken vansant, profile: polonia brothers (23 minutes), profile: anthony polonia brothers (17 minutes), behind the scenes (8 minutes), surfin cadaver music video, bonus stuff: four short clips “sugar frosted sugar”, “ass balm”, “original opening” and “original riptides video”, bonus feature film – hallucinations (58 minutes), camp trailer vault and the soundtrack for splatter beach .
synopsis: over the last few years there has been a rash of disappearances at sea bright beach. while most of the locales ignore the disappearances there is one woman named tess (erin brown) who has seen the sea creatures when they murdered her boyfriend. rupert (dave fife) an aspiring reporter looking for the story that will land him in the big time goes to sea bright beach hoping to find the monsters that have been depleting the areas local population .
something ancient lurks in the surf off sea bright beach. it swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. it' s also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. tonya, rodney and rupert are out - of - towners joining a crowd of young people gathered on the beach for an all - weekend music marathon. even after several townspeople are torn apart and devoured by the humanoid creatures, the partygoers remain oblivious to the horror that has risen up from the sea. they dismiss local girl tess as a weirdo and refuse to heed her cries and warnings that monsters roam the beach, hunting for human flesh and that hundreds of buried egg sacks are ready to hatch at any moment .
something ancient lurks in the surf off sea bright beach. it swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. it' s also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. tonya, rodney and... see full summary »
something ancient lurks in the surf off sea bright beach. it swims silently, walks upright and breathes air. it' s also very, very hungry... and not for seafood anymore. tonya, rodney and rupert are out - of - towners joining a crowd of young people gathered on the beach for an all - weekend music festival. even after several townspeople are torn apart and devoured by the humanoid creatures, the partygoers remain oblivius to the horror that has risen up from the sea. they dismiss local girl tess (erin brown) as a weirdo and refuse to heed her cries and warnings that monsters roam the beach, hunting for human flesh... and that hundreds of buried egg sacks are read to hatch at any moment .
sure the sea monsters look like actors in fish suits and this is part of its charm. to the director credit they also keep the monsters off screen as much as possible. the films surf music is oddly appropriate as it effortlessly gels with the films themes about monsters and beach life. one of my favorite things about this film is it many bizarre characters like a weight lifter on the beach who spends his every moment doing just that and taking about hercules or body building. then there is the nerdy lead that only cares about finding the monsters while his friend a white boy who thinks his is black is only along for the trip to bang his hot girlfriend .
as an all weekend music festival gets off to a rocking good start, the stage is set for slaughter in film duo john and mark polonia' s campy tale of tidal terror. tonya, rodney, and robert have just rolled into sea bright beach for a memorable weekend of music and fun, but something hungry lurks just off the coast of this scenic seaside town: something that can breath the fresh air, walk on two legs, and devour human flesh with a swift snap of its powerful jaws. now, as the festivities get underway and the clueless partygoers remain blissfully unaware of the terror that walks among them, the tide is about to run red with the blood of this humanoid invader' s savory victims .
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dvd released: october 9th, 2007 approximate running time: 70 minutes aspect ratio: 1. 33: 1 full frame rating: nr sound: dolby digital stereo english subtitles: n / a dvd release: camp motion pictures region coding: region 0 ntsc retail price: $ 19. 98
this release comes with one audio option a dolby digital stereo mix in english. the audio is free of any audio defects .
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splatter beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific polonia brothers . it was released on dvd by camp motion pictures . starring erin brown , erika smith , alison whitney , brice kennedy , ken van sant and dave fife , splatter beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach , and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire . 
splatter beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific polonia brothers. it was released on dvd by camp motion pictures. starring erin brown, erika smith, alison whitney, brice kennedy, ken van sant and dave fife, splatter beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.
splatter beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific polonia brothers. it was released on dvd by camp motion pictures. starring erin brown, erika smith, alison whitney, brice kennedy, ken van sant and dave fife, splatter beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.