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is the primary antagonist of the parody slasher film
bloody bloody bible camp .
he / she is portrayed by tim sullivan .
urltoken bloody bloody bible camp: reggie bannister, tim sullivan, ron jeremy, david c. hayes, vito trabucco: movies & tv
there have been a lot of attempts to recreate 80s horror cheese, and it usually sucks. bloody bloody bible camp gets it right .
bloody bloody bible camp is a slasher horror comedy with emphasis on slapstick. it’s a movie where the only way to possibly enjoy it is to detach your brain completely .
at the time, i didn' t know that
bloody bloody bible camp
was going to be another comedic - horror homage movie - - especially since i never watched a trailer or read a review. i knew i wanted to see the movie and that' s all i needed. so i was a bit nervous at the beginning of
bloody bloody bible camp
as i was afraid it would become too stupid. i was having flash backs of
hobo with a shotgun
and
isle of the damned
. and, sadly ,
bloody bloody bible camp
does get fairly stupid. too stupid sometimes .
a series of murders happen one night in 1977 at a bible camp. seven years later a group of bible humpers return to the site for a new camp only to reawaken the killer .
nicht witzig, nicht gruselig, nicht spannend, nicht unterhaltsam. bloody bloody bible camp ist ein amateur - splatter film der wirklich gar nichts kann. nicht mal die größtenteils handgemachten sfx sehen ansatzweise gut aus. wirklich ärgerlich .
set in 1984 ,
bloody bloody bible camp
has father cummings (reggie bannister) taking his out - of - control flock of horny teenagers to the happy day bible camp. unaware that 7 years ago, a maniac named sister mary chopper slaughtered the last group of horny - teenaged campers that were there. the local rednecks try to warn father cummings about the danger of taking kids to the camp that now carries the nickname bloody bloody bible camp. ignoring them, as people usually do, the group continues on their trek to the camp, and sure enough, sister marry chopper returns with a special eulogy planned for each one .
bloody bloody bible camp – aka sin – is a 2012 american comedy slasher horror film directed by vito trabucco (psycho a go - go; never open the door; slices) from a screenplay co - written with shelby mcintyre .
in 1984, another group of teenagers turn up, led by father richard cummings, at the now dubbed ‘bloody bloody bible camp’. ignoring warnings from the locals, it is not long before sister mary chopper goes on a killing spree again…
plot: in 1977, everyone at the happy day bible camp was slaughtered by a masked maniac named sister mary chopper. 7 years later, father cummings is taking a new group of kids up to the camp, unaware of its bloody past, in order for them to get in touch with god and hopefully forget their sexual urges. as usual, the past has a way of repeating itself and sister mary chopper pays the camp a visit to help everyone have a close encounter with the lord. will anyone survive bloody bloody bible camp ?
in 1977, a group of young people are massacred at the happy day bible camp by demented sister mary chopper .
in 1977 a group of young people are massacred at the hands of sister mary chopper at the happy day bible camp. a few years later when another group of teenagers turn up, led by father richard cummings, at the now dubbed' bloody bloody bible camp', they ignore warnings from the locals and it is not long before sister mary chopper goes on a killing spree again .
the movie opens in the 1970s at the happy day bible camp. with a name like that the warning signs where all there as a group of horny teens end up dead at the hands of the uber - violent, sister mary chopper. the opening 10 minutes of bloody bloody bible camp are so over the top that you’d have to be dead to not at least get a laugh out it .
starring reggie bannister from the phantasm series and ron jeremy as jesus christ. available on dvd here urltoken available on itunes, amazon instant and google play click here to view on itunes urltoken the new bloody bloody bible camp just the way the director vito trabucco wanted it! ! enjoy! !
once they arrive at the camp, they spend the majority of the time doing regular bible camp things, while sister mary chopper is seen talking to herself, praying, and talking to dolls .
bloody bloody bible camp invoked nostalgic memories of genre classics. bbbc didnt do it better than these predecessors, nor did it bring a lot of new material to the table, but it is still a fairly enjoyable way to spend 90 minutes. if youre easily offended – or put off by blatant blasphemy – steer clear. however, if you have a twisted sense of humor and a deep - seated nostalgia for the slasher films of the 70s and 80s, bloody bloody bible camp is worth a look. dont expect to be amazed, or anything more than amused and you may just enjoy it .
i didn' t enjoy
bloody bloody bible camp
as much as i thought i would but that was probably due to the fact that i watched this movie alone and wasn' t prepared for how silly the movie actually was. with that said, i can only imagine how much fun this movie is in a theater setting (an opportunity i missed, sadly) or with a group of inebriated friends. one thing i' m sure about though, i had more fun watching
bloody bloody bible camp
than i did having a road - rage moment and honking at a car full of nuns .
a bloody trip back to 80s horror (in more ways than one... )
made by horror fans for horror fans, bloody bloody bible camp tells the story of a group of horny bible campers led by the equally horny father cummings (played by reggie [ bannister ]) who are picked off one by one by sister mary chopper… that would be me. in a flashback, we learn that the good sister was actually once an altar boy who was told by evil nun gigi bannister he was meant to be a woman .
a group of christian teens visit the happy day bible camp, where in 1977 an earlier group of teens were punished for their sinful behavior by a sadistic nun .
the acting is fine. its far from oscar - worthy, but thats not what bloody bloody bible camp was aspires to. the cast succeeds at providing performances on par with the films it draws its inspiration from like sleepaway camp or cheerleader camp. working in the films favor was the casting of reggie bannister as father richard cummings. bannisters performance was just the right amount of over - the - top and his role perfectly satirized the moronic ideals of many of the gay hating, holier - than - though fundamentalist groups. it was also mildly amusing to see ron jeremy, cast against type, as jesus .
the camp’s been closed since the previous murders, but father richard (bannister) is taking a new group of kids up to the camp for some good old bible - stuff. actually, it really doesn’t matter why they’re going up there and the film realises this and just doesn’t bother mentioning it, apart from a weirdly inserted game of “bible bowl trivia” which doubles as a theological discussion .
in 1977 a group of young, horny, out of control christians are spending a fun filled weekend at the happy day bible camp. their impure antics rile up a sadistic crazy nun known as ,
sister mary chopper
. one by one these youthful sinners pay a bloody penance for their sinful acts. 7 years later, another group of bible totin' christian wannabes return to the happy day bible camp. all ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place 7 years prior. is sister mary chopper dead or is she just waiting for backsliding christians to commit sins of the unholy ?
in 1977 a group of young, horny, out of control christians are spending a fun filled weekend at the happy day bible camp. their impure antics rile up a sadistic crazy nun known as ,
sister mary chopper
. one by one these youthful sinners pay a bloody penance for their sinful acts. 7 years later, another group of bible totin' christian wannabes return to the happy day bible camp. all ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place 7 years prior. is sister mary chopper dead or is she just waiting for backsliding christians to commit sins of the unholy? ...
with a name like bloody bloody bible camp you know its gonna offend everyone, push the limits on breaking taboos, and (hopefully) be extremely blasphemous. add to this the fact that it stars exploitation director tim sullivan (who recently directed 2001 maniacs: field of screams; see my review here) and you have the formula for a crazy, fun and bizarre flick! ! sullivan recently spoke with urltoken and this is what he had to say :
in 1977 a group of young, horny, out of control christians are spending a fun filled weekend at the happy day bible camp. their impure antics rile up a sadistic, crazy nun known as
sister mary chopper .
one by one these youthful sinners pay a bloody penance for their sinful acts. seven years later, another group of bible - toting christian wannabes return to the happy day bible camp. all of them ignore the warnings from the local folk regarding the grisly murders that took place those seven years ago. is sister mary chopper dead, or is she just waiting for backsliding christians to commit sins of the unholy ?
director chris staviski is set to release the indie, horror feature pain is beautiful. the release will take place exclusively through the film’s official website. the film deals with a bodily disorder, called cipa. this disorder prevents william from feeling any sensations, at all. he tries to understand pain and pleasure through tortuous experiments. and, pain is beautiful stars ivet corvea (bloody bloody bible camp), tim sullivan (2001 maniacs) and elissa dowling (black … continue reading → urltoken
bloody bloody bible camp might be the most offensive movie ever made... for christians. as a christian myself, i had a hard time with some of the sacrilegious elements in this movie, but i do have an open mind. so i was able to push my beliefs aside and enjoy the slasher and comedy elements that this movie had in store. this is a fast - paced and fun ride that delivers everything a good slasher needs to. and in many parts of the film, it had a real friday the 13th feel to it. the setting, the murders, and even some of the music really paid good homage to the friday the 13th series. and this thing is full of gore. there are several murders in the first ten minutes alone! and there is also nudity. so bloody bloody bible camp might offend many people, but if you are open minded i say give it a watch. it' s a lot of fun, in spite of itself .
our thoughts: unlike
girls gone dead
,
bloody bloody bible camp
is a title that i' ve been looking forward to from when i first heard about it. a lot of which has to do with the fact that marcus koch was in charge of the special effects but also because there are a lot of good folks from the independent / low - budget circles involved in the movie. just look at the imdb page! go on, go look. i' ll wait…
as we start in the year 1977 a group of christians are spending a weekend at happy day bible camp. very sleazy drug addict christians i might add. all of this sin brings about a crazy nun named sister mary chopper (
i’m definitely seeing this one–you just put bible camp in the title and i relive my childhood horrors–some of those folks could have been in this flick! i love exploitation. it’ s the time you can offend everyone and it’s expected .
a bowling night will turn into a bloody death match for a team of teenagers, as a deranged serial killer is taking them down one by one .
a block - headed comedy horror with religious overtones, bloody bloody bible camp is as silly and cheesy as it sounds. i always find that the presence of a ron jeremy cameo guarantees that a film will be really bad, and so it proves here; to my surprise he plays jesus in this film, which may be the most imaginative that the movie gets. otherwise it' s an inept, troma - style trash flick, complete with cheap fx, voyeurism, lots of cheese, wooden acting, and phantasm' s reggie bannister as a priest .
it’s all about the bible bowl trivia contest anyway, at least until sister mary chopper returns for a new round of gory violence .
“this should satisfy its intended audience. it’s an 80s slasher throwback comedy - homage to friday the 13th and sleepaway camp, with a couple of extra buckets of blood and lots of extremely inappropriate catholic - bible - sex jokes. ” the worldwide celluloi d massacre
as grindhouse 80s slashers goofs go, this one' s available on amzn prm. since it' s the weekend (woo - hoo !), i won' t complain about the anachronisms and over use of period identifiers, so i' ll complain about ron jeremy. he isn' t the killer in this (sorry spoiler? since he did not appear until 80 minutes mark, i wrote a bitching as in bitchin' write up all gone to waste complain' about it), is top billed and portrays jesus (as in bible camp jesus) and he is the worse. i' m pretty sure gen xers are to blame about jeremy' s continual appearance in anything, and along w / adam sandler' s film career, hey... digressions are the worse so let' s get back to bloody bloody bible camp. …
ron jeremy as jesus; a transvestite nun serial killer; and reggie (phantasm films) bannister producing and starring as well? ? sign me the f * * k on to see this one! ! this one sounds like a lot of fun. and though i felt there were a lot of problems with sullivan’s field of screams it was still one helluva fun movie. if sullivan brings half the energy and fun to his role in bloody bloody bible camp that he brought to his field of screams, well this will be one for the books! ! sullivan then goes on to describe the plot :
trashy, ill - mannered comedy / slasher / homage set in 1984 at a bible camp where horny chumps are chopped up by a masked psycho dressed as a nun. poo jokes, boner gags, rubber gore, nudity, reggie bannister and no sense. fun if your drunk .
a deranged masked santa - slayer comes to town for some yuletide - terror. he leaves behind a bloody trail of mutilated bodies as he hunts his way to the front steps of the town' s most feared and notorious home .
i was reluctant to watch this thinking it would be just another tired thrown together b horror flick but i was very surprised to find a funny well paced camp filled, old school slasher throwback with lot' s of personality. the characters were fun and the acting well done for this type of film, it has some of everything most of us love in an old school slasher, nudity, gory kills, although very over the top still effective for this type of movie. nothing now will ever compare to a' real retro slasher' but this was pretty close. i say it' s along the same lines as (don' t go in the woods alone) and (drive in massacre) as far as the effects. it' s a great addition to the slasher / comedy genre. it has a lot of gay references but it' s very gay friendly, it has flatulence explosions, cross dressing nuns and a lot more, do yourself a favor get twisted and watch bloody bloody bible camp .
bloody bloody bible camp
certainly isn' a movie to watch if you' re looking for a genuine old - skool slasher to get skeered to, but as a movie to watch with friends for a few laughs, you can' t go wrong. entertainment is the topic of this blasphemous fueled sermon. even when sister mary chopper shows up to kill off sexed up clergy and teenagers and reminds you that you are in fact watching a horror - ish movie, it still manages to be fun. marcus koch' s signature shockingly detailed gory effects are in full display (how much blood and guts poor out of an axe wound to the gut is just fucking cool) but some how are as funny as the actual jokes. probably the comical over - the - top nature of the death scenes and comical sound effects that go with them .
ahead of its release next month, maltauro entertainment and baumont entertainment have debuted a poster and trailer for never open the door, writer - director vito trabucco ’s (bloody bloody bible camp) homage to the twisted and otherworldly tales of the twilight zone, the outer limits and alfred hitchcock presents. check them out here… three happy couples retreat to a cozy secluded cabin in the woods to enjoy thanksgiving. a badly wounded stranger appears at the door, and when they let him in, he throws up blood and collapses on the floor. as he dies, he points towards the lovers and croaks his final words: “never open the door”. the dumbfounded group of friends start to panic as one of their own inexplicably disappears. doubt rises by the minute and mistrust soaks through the cabin. as strange men surround the cabin, escape becomes paramount. who will open the door? never open the
through a series of flashbacks, it is revealed that eugene' s mother gave him up for adoption because she wanted a girl, and he was a boy. at the orphanage, he was raised by nuns who were overly strict regarding the rules in the bible. their abuse caused him to develop a second, female personality who was a fanatic. this personality became dominant and took the bible verse
the wages of sin are death
literally, and traveled to a nearby summer camp and was horrified at the various sins (alcohol consumption, fornication, etc .) that he / she witnessed, and murdered all but two of the campers .
chris staviski' s pain is beautiful is now available on dvd. the film is a character focused feature. and, william (staviski) is a man struggling with cipa. this body disorder prevents william from feeling anything in his body. he acts out painful experiments on others, to see how people feel. as well, this title is now available as of january 20th, 2015. the film stars ivet corvea (bloody bloody bible camp), tim sullivan (2001 maniacs) and elissa dowling (black dahlia). all of the available release details are hosted here. the official dvd artwork for the film is hosted here. the graphic shows william with a circular saw, one of the character' s favourite torture devices. also, the tagline :
how far would you go to feel... anything ?
shows how william is unable to feel anything for others. his inability to feel leads to pain for everyone around him. also, the film' s official trailer is hosted below .
we told you about the new flick featuring kane hodder, alice d, back in september; and right now we have the first official trailer for you. check it out, and look for more on this one as soon as we get it! alice d is an independent film written and directed by jessica sonneborn and produced by kristina page and christopher d. maltauro, with cinematography by eric latek. alice d will be attending afm so we should have more news for you soon! it stars kane hodder (friday the 13th), al snow (wwe wrestler), josh hammond (jeepers creepers ii), juan reidinger (jennifer' s body), eliza swenson (dorothy and the witches of oz), chanel ryan (bad kids go to hell), michael reed (exhumed), sarah nicklin (the disco exorcist), julianne tura (bloody bloody bible camp), megan hensley (the crazies), aaron massey (on a dark stormy night), barry ratcliffe (
army wives
), and kaylee signore
reggie is the priest who is overseeing the camp. the attendees are a range of stereotypical kids albeit a very small range as the budget must have been low as there were only 5 kids in attendance with 3 chaperones .
“if you like tits, gore, and fart / cock / gay jokes, all wrapped up with a killer nun offing horny teenagers dressed in 80s clobber, you’re sure to love this, and if you don’t, then flick through the bible instead. ” v egan vorhees
) is there to put a stop to it all. the group is murdered by the axe wielding lunatic. we skip ahead 7 years later and another group has decided to make a weekend retreat at the camp. led by father richard cummings (
later, vance, who notices zeke is missing, goes to his truck and finds him dead. he attempts to run and get help from the camp, but encounters chopper. who exsanguinates him with the ax. next, brittany, who was preparing to have anal sex with vance, and mistakes the killer for vance. she says she found a loophole in the bible that lets them have sex out of wedlock. this causes chopper to label brittany a
sodomite
and chokes her to death with a crucifix - knife .
it' s 1984 and a group of young, horny, out of control christians led by father cummings (reggie bannister) are spending a fun filled weekend at the happy day bible camp. all ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place 7 years prior by a sadistic crazy nun. is sister mary chopper (tim sullivan) dead or is she just waiting for backsliding christians to commit sins of the unholy, and will jesus (ron jeremy) need to lend a hand to save the day ?
towards the film' s climax, a counselor named zeke prepares to sneak away from the camp to by alcohol, which he plans on using to get the female campers drunk to have sex with them. chopper confronts him about his sin, quotes the 23 psalm and decapitates him .
this is a bad film, but it’s one of those intentionally bad films that’s really pretty decent when all things are considered. i mean when ron jeremy is jesus in said film you really know what you’re going for in the end. anyway the plot revolves around a group of i guess they’re supposed to be teenagers visiting a bible camp, most of which seem to be there against their will. it’s all so over the top and horribly acted that it’s really quite comical in a good way. the prequel opening is actually very well done and honestly is better than the real film, but seeing these perverse characters killed off by a gender confused religious character never got…
as the second group of
christian
campers head to the camp, they stop at a gas station, which is coincidentally run by j. j. and tad, the brothers of the mentally disabled survivor. when millie sees him, she hides in the van to avoid detection while he tells them about sister mary chopper .
this reminds me a lot of sleepaway camp 5, but there' s no successful franchise behind it to really give it it' s push into holding your attention. i feel like this could have been a decent sequel to a film before it? it' s not really bad though, reggie bannister is good in it .
there is something for everyone in this wild, sexy and gory take on 80' s horror films! from the unbelievable funny songs to the smoking hot (and naked) babes to the gory killings and the super - freaky cast, bloody is by far the absolute best indie horror film to come out in years. it moves quick, delivers bloody (as the title suggest) and even has a campground to take you back to the greatest decade of horror - 1980s! reggie bannister is back in excellent form as the leader of this goofy pack of campers, and tim sullivan continues to entertain on the other side of the camera. and, if those two weren' t enough, ron jeremy of adult film stardom is probably the craziest jesus ever put on film. do yourself a favor - watch this film. it is coming out on vod very soon, i caught it at texas frightmare ...
one of the survivors became mentally disabled do to massive blood loss and the other, whose name was
gloria
changed her name to
millie
and became a counselor at the same camp seven years later in hopes of curing her ptsd (seen when she hallucinates a man covered in blood crawling up the foot of her bed grudge - style) .
led by father cummings, many years later, a new group of horny teens are heading to the camp. this bunch of dim - witted characters are just here for the slaughter, character development is unnecessary when you’re getting conversations about the size of jesus’s dick. or how about characters declaring that they need their ‘rusty starfish’ licked because there is no toilet paper? they’re a classy bunch !
in 1977, an all - out massacre transpired there. several years later, in 1984, a church group pays a visit to the camp, with the intent of acquiring it for gods work. given the history, they expect to pick up the property for a song. unfortunately for the church group, sister mary chopper has other plans. sister mary is up to her old tricks and she intends to make the campers pay for their sins with their lives .
we return with another edition of the indie spotlight, highlighting the recent independent horror news sent our way. today’s feature includes first details on chainsaw sally: the animated series, release information for toxin, patrick: evil awakens, and rabid love, a trailer for one please, and much more: chainsaw sally animated series: “horror’s anti - heroine, chainsaw sally, to be the center of a brand new animated television series. the series will be a spinoff of the chainsaw sally show starring april monique burril and created by jimmyo burril. the burrils are directly involved with the show. “ chainsaw sally is lovable and brutal; the epitome of what a vigilante should be in the horror realm. bloody bombshell entertainment and fatality films are elated to make this dream a reality in the coming months. horror fans watch out – we’re determined to change the way you think about horror programming .
next, timmy (the camp geek) is killed for getting in chopper' s way, by smashing his skull with a cinder - block, an act that betty (a camper) and millie witness, and they flee to a cabin. chopper approaches father cumming' s cabin and violently slashes his face and neck with the crucifix - knife. meanwhile millie reveals her true identity, but is promptly murdered by chopper for having on - and - off lesbian tendencies. betty runs from her, and encounters a camper who had been tortured by chopper and crucified across a doorway. she helps him down in an attempt to save him, but he tells her to run and tackles chopper who had snuck up behind betty. the two struggle, but he / she pushes him off and stabs him twice, killing him, before continuing chasing betty .
i know nothing about bible camps (or “camps” generally, sorry to any american readers) but from this film, i gather that everyone that goes to them is horny and way older than i’d have expected summer - campers to be. in 1977, we meet a group of campers, a fairly horrible group if truth be told. the discussion about the size of god’s penis was one of those moments designed early on to tell you what sort of film you’re going to get, and i laughed. ugly nerdy looking men drug some beautiful women with spanish fly; one of them is killed while he’s mid - penetration with what turns out to be the girl’s headless corpse, and the other is slaughtered while on the toilet. this entire thing, apart from the killings i suppose, has a real improv feel to it which i rather like, and i was sort of bummed out when the killer finished their work quite quickly and we jump forward to 1984 .
meanwhile, father cummings, who is revealed to have survived, has a conversation with
jesus
( comedically played by ron jeremy) who tells him his only hope for getting into heaven, is if he stops sister mary chopper from killing more people, a deal he agrees to. meanwhile, the mentally disabled survivor from the first murder spree comes back to the camp, realizing the campers are in danger. his two hillbilly brothers come to stop him, but j. j. is stabbed in the neck, and he falls on tad. because j. j. was morbidly obese, tad' s ribs and stomach are smashed, killing him as well. this distracts chopper and father cummings manages to get the knife from him / her while betty watches in horror. chopper lunges at him, and he holds out the knife, which impales and kills him / her .
i had heard alot of hype before i decided to pick up this new slasher. all positive reviews, people saying how much fun it was and how much they loved it. i mean reggie banister is in it, how could they go wrong. well, to answer that question: alot can go wrong and not much gone right .
). the legend of mary chopper is still talked about but nothing has happened in 7 years. is she still around? guess you will have to find out !
there really is not much to say in the synopsis of this film. the story is really not very elaborate. the film was given the 70' s and 80' s feel of a true slasher. slashers usually do not have much of a storyline anyway. hey, who needs good writers to make a movie? the truth of the matter is this is one of those movies that are so so bad that they are enjoyable. i expected so much more out of this. maybe i built it up a little too much before i finally watched it .
the acting was so bad. even reggie was pretty horrible. his performance was really almost laughable. i don' t think there was meant to be anything good about the acting or the deaths or the quality of the film. i am going to say it was meant to be as corny and just downright dumb as it looked. at least that' s what i am hoping for. i do believe that if you would take the background story away from the killer it would have been a little better. as it stands it really just made it all that much more weirder. the death scenes could have used a little sprucing up as well. there are good deaths, then their are the deaths when you raise you eyebrows and say what the fuck !
despite my rambling on about this movie i really did enjoy myself. because, well, i seem to like really bad movies. it does hold a certain amount of charm, and let' s face it when reggie bannister is in a horror movie you need to see it whether its good or bad. i liked much of the humor in the movie because i went to a catholic school and was around nuns alot. not the nicest people you could meet. to see a killer nun and and alot of dirty catholic humor makes me smile a little. stay twisted everyone !
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this movie will make you jump, laugh and say what the $ &% ^ all in the same scene and at the end, you' ll be glad you watched it. a great mix of classic horror and comedy and then you add in ron jeremy playing jesus and you have an instant classic. the movie will keep you wanting to see what happens next and the soundtrack is fitting for the time the movie takes place (early 80' s) and funny enough to have you and your friends singing when the movie is over. it has the gore and chicks every good horror movie should require and plot has a few hidden things you only pick up the more you watch it. if you are reading user reviews on this movie stop now and just watch it for yourself. you won' t be disappointed! ! !
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actors: reggie bannister, tim sullivan, ron jeremy, david c. hayes
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this was just awesome. it had cheese, it had boobs, it had blood, it had spanish fly, it had taco meat, and it had reggie from phantasm. doesn' t get much better than that .
the hype behind this throwback to the slasher - comedy falls flat on it' s face. just nothing here but poorly delivered jokes, even reggie has trouble keeping this steamy poo interesting. okay, his pajama' s are funny, but lets not get hasty... . i didn' t watch any of the extra' s yet, but honestly i can' t imagine how they could give this cheesefest any depth. to compete with the other slasher throwbacks such as
father' s day
,
the sleeper
,
gutterballs
, they need to bring some better, juicier practical effects. most of the kills i found to be disappointing, as if i were cheated out of the eye - candy. 2 stars .
this was a satirical and even funny take - off on 1970' s / 1980' s horror movies that would normally be the campy entertainment that i usually enjoy, were it not for the needless ...
nothing is serious in this film. but the fun! anytime ron jeremy is jesus, then you' ve got a hit !
it' s not terrible but parts are extremely irritating and go on and ...
it' s not terrible but parts are extremely irritating and go on and on and on. the comedy doesn' t work but at least the pace is very fast .
against my better judgement, i started watching this movie on prime, with fingers crossed. maybe the handful of high reviews weren' t friends and cast of the movie (for once), ...
this isn' t a horror movie, it' s a horribly written, directed and acted very amateur porno with 5th grade bathroom humor .
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expect gratuitous gore, plenty of nudity & even a cameo from porn - star ron jeremy as jesus christ .
seriously the title card for this movie comes out of the final victims vagina, the hairiest vagina you’ve ever seen this side of a demi moore teen pic .
sister mary isn’t happy with the debauchery taking place & plans to punish all the sinners in her own special way. this involves decapitations, crucifixions, some good old fashioned stabbings & my favourite…a sharpened crucifix shoved up the ass. sister mary doesn’t care how the punishment is dished out, only that we are seeing blood spurting justice .
it sounds like a blast…and it is up to a point. for 60 + minutes the tongue in cheek style is smart & plays well off the graphic violence. many of the actors play up to their idiotic characters turning them into parodies of slasher movies from the late 70s & 80s. sister mary chopper’s outfit (the mask in particular) looks cool & it’s never obvious just who the killer is even if it is clearly a man .
unfortunately the latter parts of the film take the tongue in cheek / slapstick style & just dial it up to such a level that it becomes embarrassingly unfunny. the introduction of ron jeremy as jesus will raise a smirk (he has some funny lines) but its jammed in among some of the most cringe - worthy scenes & poorly written dialogue of the entire movie .
it will leave a bad taste in the mouth as the final moments drag on & it sours what was a silly but entertaining watch .
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... and god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, so that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have ever - lasting life... . or not !
the film ends with
jesus
, father cummings, and betty reuniting and
jesus
says
heaven is for everyone... except you !
unlike the 2 angela bakers (who both are at large) and mrs. tredoni (who is institutionalized) eugene is deceased
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bbbc does a good job of recapturing the feel of late - 70s / early - 80s horror films. it does give itself away, as a throwback piece, with the infusion of more modern dialogue, which upset me a little bit. when im watching a period piece, i expect a certain degree of historical accuracy. but, for the most part, bbbc does a fairly effective job of transporting the viewer back to a time when premarital sex, marijuana drugs, poor judgment, and teen drinking reigned supreme .
once the killing got under way, the fx team did a great job with the gore. the kill scenes were brutal. the effects didnt have that enhanced with cg look, nor were they the type of effects you would expect to see in a student film. oddtopsy fx really struck the perfect balance between over done and understated. i was pleasantly surprised with the overall appearance of all of the films kill scenes. if they had been peppered throughout the film, as opposed to bookended at the front and back, it would have made them all the more enjoyable .
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most of people would have said that this is the worst movie ever but i don' t think it is. well, if every bad movie is the worst than what is the definition of the worst itself. i mean this movie isn' t worst but it is bad. they try to put some classic movie atmosphere and cliché' into this and i believe they have succeeded (but not really good). it is not horror but rather trying to be comedic. at times i would feel like laughing but i just can' t, something some kind of missing in it. if you have nothing better to do than loosen your expectation and watch this movie. then you may find it is watchable. if more time, money and efforts being put on this movie maybe it would be much much better.
bloody bloody bible camp is a 2012 american horror-comedy/splatter film . the film was directed by vito trabucco and produced by reggie bannister , who stars as father richard cummings . the film also features tim sullivan as a transvestite nun and porn legend ron jeremy as jesus . 
bloody bloody bible camp is a 2012 american horror-comedy/splatter film. the film was directed by vito trabucco and produced by reggie bannister, who stars as father richard cummings. the film also features tim sullivan as a transvestite nun and porn legend ron jeremy as jesus.
bloody bloody bible camp is a 2012 american horror-comedy/splatter film. the film was directed by vito trabucco and produced by reggie bannister, who stars as father richard cummings. the film also features tim sullivan as a transvestite nun and porn legend ron jeremy as jesus.