old_contents: #!/usr/bin/python2.7
  #
  # Copyright (c) 2016 deathspawn
  #
  # Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
  # of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
  # in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
  # to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
  # copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
  # furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
  #
  # The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
  # all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
  #
  # THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
  # IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
  # FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
  # AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
  # LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
  # OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
  # THE SOFTWARE.
  #
  #
  
  import sys
  from urllib import urlencode
  from urllib2 import urlopen
  
  try:
      arguments = sys.argv[1:]
  except IndexError:
      exit("Error: Run "+sys.argv[0]+" <text to translate>")
  
  def pirate(jargon):
      phrase = (" ".join(jargon))
      query = urlencode({ 'typing' : phrase.replace('<','{`{') })
      url = "http://postlikeapirate.com/AJAXtranslate.php?" + query
      doc = urlopen(url)
      response = doc.read().decode('utf8', 'ignore')
      response = response.replace('{`{','<').encode('utf8', 'ignore')
      return response
  
  print pirate(arguments)
  
new_contents: #!/usr/bin/python2.7
  #
  # Copyright (c) 2016 deathspawn
  #
  # Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
  # of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
  # in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
  # to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
  # copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
  # furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
  #
  # The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
  # all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
  #
  # THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
  # IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
  # FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
  # AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
  # LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
  # OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
  # THE SOFTWARE.
  #
  #
  
  import sys
  from urllib import urlencode
  from urllib2 import urlopen
  
  try:
      arguments = sys.argv[1:]
  except IndexError:
      exit("Error: Run "+sys.argv[0]+" \'<text to translate>\'")
  
  def pirate(jargon):
      phrase = (" ".join(jargon))
      phrase = phrase.lstrip("\'").rstrip("\'")
      query = urlencode({ 'typing' : phrase.replace('<','{`{') })
      url = "http://postlikeapirate.com/AJAXtranslate.php?" + query
      doc = urlopen(url)
      response = doc.read().decode('utf8', 'ignore')
      response = response.replace('{`{','<').encode('utf8', 'ignore')
      return response
  
  print pirate(arguments)
  
subject: Add stripping of single quotes.