new_contents: # First we have to import helper modules
  import random
  import tweepy
  
  # Here we tell the program how to talk to Twitter
  # Replace the keys below with the real keys, keeping them in single quotation marks
  auth = tweepy.OAuthHandler('consumerkey', 'consumersecret')
  auth.set_access_token('oauthkey', 'oauthsecret')
  api = tweepy.API(auth)
  
  # Next we set up arrays (lists) of the words
  words1 = ['The','Our','This','Uni President says:','Chancellor says:','Provost says:','Edupreneur says:','Black turtleneck says:','News from SXSW:','Pearson says:','NYT says:','Chronicle of Higher Ed says:','Vice-Provost for Spinoff-o-vation says:','Wall Street says:','Tomorrow\'s','Ass. Dean says:']
  
  words2 = ['global','nimble','competent','digital','fluid','ed-tech','efficient','adaptable','dynamic','mobile','online','Gatesean','networked','entrepreneurial','streamlined','flexible','responsive','synergy']
  
  words3 = ['21st century','institution','degree','badge','MOOC','mooctopia','marketplace','stakeholder','credential','platform','business model','market forces','revenue stream','workforce','digital native','brick and mortar','TEDxCampus']
  
  words4 = ['requires','disrupts','innovates','disruptovates','innorupts','flex-o-vates','efficienates','mobilizes','edumates','gamechanges','decouples','breaks up credit hour','monetizes','dynamicifies','gamifies','incentivizes','knowledgizes','streamlines','storifies','synergizifies']
  
  words5 = ['flexibility','status quo','competency','tradition by','classrooms','tomorrow','tools','Friedman','accountability','administration','paradigms','networked','eduvation','course delivery','market share','badges','assessment','outcomes']
  
  words6 = ['blaarghh','snurfle','yumzh','morglepht','gadurgle','sssukbloood','murdgleztfh']
  
  words7 = ['grrrum','glbugh','kablargle','blahserrr','splugherm','ughhhbalung','studentzzzz']
  
  words8 = ['efficienceeeees','disruptsssssss','compentencyyyyy','innovationnnnn','Mooooooooc','businessssss','efficiencyyyy','accountabilityyyy','dynamismmm','e-text-booksssss','Think-tannnnnnk','student loanssss']
  
  words9 = ['brainzzz','promote meeeee','buy my boooook','pay me consultant feeeeeeees']
  
  # Now we select a random item from each array
  word1 = random.choice(words1)
  word2 = random.choice(words2)
  word3 = random.choice(words3)
  word4 = random.choice(words4)
  word5 = random.choice(words5)
  word6 = random.choice(words6)
  word7 = random.choice(words7)
  word8 = random.choice(words8)
  word9 = random.choice(words9)
  
  # Let's tie it all together. Note the ' ' which are the spaces between words
  zombieReform = word1 + ' ' + word2 + ' ' + word3 + ' ' + word4 + ' ' + word5 + ' ' + word6 + ' ' + word7 + ' ' + word8 + ' ' + word9
  
  # Print out the statement, plus the length of the statement (just to test that it's under 140 characters)
  print zombieReform
  print len(zombieReform)
  
  # Uncomment this next line to actually post
  #api.update_status(zombieReform)
  
subject: Create thehigherdead.py