new_contents: #!/usr/bin/python3
  
  # Import modules
  from os import system as do
  from time import sleep
  
  # Set Variables
  upCache = " "
  upSys = " "
  remAuto = " "
  
  # define how to get config
  def getConfig(filename):
      import imp
      f = open(filename)
      global data
      data = imp.load_source('data', '', f)
      f.close()
  
  # path to "config" file
  getConfig('/home/carson/.pyUpdate/updaterConfig.txt')
  
  if data.autoCache == 0:
      while not upCache == "y" or not upCache == "n":
          upCache = input("Update cache? (Recommended) y/n")
      if upCache == "y":
          do("clear")
          do("sudo apt-get update")
      if upCache == "n":
          print("Not updating cache")
          sleep(3)
  
  if data.autoCache == 1:
      do("clear")
      do("sudo apt-get update --force-yes")
  
  if data.autoUpdate == 0:
      while not upSys == "y" or not upSys == "n":
          upSys = input("Update system? (Recommended) y/n")
      if upSys == "y":
          do("clear")
          do("sudo apt-get upgrade --force-yes")
      if upSys == "n":
          print("Not updating system")
          sleep(3)
  
  if data.autoUpdate == 1:
      do("clear")
      do("sudo apt-get upgrade --force-yes")
  
  if data.autoRemove == 0:
      while not remAuto == "y" or not remAuto == "n":
          remAuto = input("Remove automatically install packages? (Recommended) y/n")
      if remAuto == "y":
          do("clear")
          do("sudo apt-get autoremove")
      if remAuto == "n":
          print("Not removing automatically installed packages")
          sleep(3)
  
  if data.autoCache == 1:
      do("clear")
      do("sudo apt-get autoremove --force-yes")
  
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