new_contents: import requests
  import urllib
  
  class jerk(object):
  	def __init__(self, episode):
  		#day episode was posted
  		self.day = episode["day"]
  
  		#episode version
  		self.version = episode["version"]
  		
  		#characters appearing in episode
  		self.players = episode["players"]
  		
  		#year episode was posted
  		self.year = episode["year"]
  		
  		#url to episode
  		self.url = "jerkcity.com/_" + episode["url"]
  		
  		#thumbnail url
  		self.thumbnail = "jerkcity.com/" + episode["thumbnail"]
  		
  		#image url
  		self.image = "jerkcity.com/" + episode["image"]
  		
  		#list of tags (if available)
  		self.tags = episode["tags"]
  		
  		#episode title
  		self.title = episode["title"]
  		
  		#episode number
  		self.episodeNum = episode["episode"]
  		
  		#month episode was posted
  		self.month = episode["month"]
  		
  		#list of dialog quotes in order, if available
  		if "dialog" in episode:
  			self.dialog = episode["dialog"]
  		
  	#parses dialog into an easily read list of strings, or tells you if no dialog has been included
  	def parseDialog(self):
  		try:
  			strs = []
  			for quotes in self.dialog:
  				string = quotes[0] + ": " + quotes[1]
  				strs.append(string)
  				
  			return strs
  		except:
  			print "dialog doesn't exist!"
  		
  #returns a jerk object
  def tapSpigot(episode):
  	post = requests.get("http://jerkcity.com/json/" + str(episode) + ".json")
  	if post.status_code == 404:
  		return "Post doesn't exist!"
  	else:
  		jsonpost = post.json()
  		finished = jerk(jsonpost)
  		return finished
  
subject: Create spygot.py