old_contents: import random
  
  from helga.plugins import command
  
  
  RESPONSES = [
      'There is no hope for {thing}, {nick}',
      'It looks ok to me...',
      'Did you power cycle {thing}? Are any of the lights blinking?',
      'I\'ll take {thing} to the Genius Bar after work',
      'Can we look at this tomorrow? I have Com Truise tickets...',
      'Just tell them not to use {thing} for now.',
      'Turning {thing} off and back on again',
      'I really wish I could, but it looks past the point of no return',
  ]
  
  
  @command('fix', help='Usage: helga fix <thing>')
  def fix(client, channel, nick, message, cmd, args):
      return random.choice(RESPONSES).format(nick=nick, thing=' '.join(args))
  
new_contents: import random
  
  from helga.plugins import command
  
  
  RESPONSES = [
      'There is no hope for {thing}, {nick}',
      'It looks ok to me...',
      'Did you power cycle {thing}? Are any of the lights blinking?',
      'I\'ll take {thing} to the Genius Bar after work',
      'Can we look at this tomorrow? I have Com Truise tickets...',
      'Just tell them not to use {thing} for now.',
      'Did you try rebooting {thing}? Try that first.',
      '{thing} is only IE6 compatible. Make sure you\'re using the right browser.',
      'Turning {thing} off and back on again',
      'I really wish I could, but it looks past the point of no return',
  ]
  
  
  @command('fix', help='Usage: helga fix <thing>')
  def fix(client, channel, nick, message, cmd, args):
      return random.choice(RESPONSES).format(nick=nick, thing=' '.join(args))
  
subject: Reboot and IE6 compatibility fixer messages