old_contents: var express = require('express'),
      app = express.createServer(),
      io = require('socket.io').listen(app),
      request = require('request'),
      port = process.env.PORT || 5000;
  
  // Config
  io.configure(function () {
    io.set('transports', ['xhr-polling']);
    io.set('polling duration', 10);
  });
  
  app.configure(function(){
    app.use(express.bodyParser());
    app.use('/static', express.static(__dirname + '/static'));
  });
  
  // Start Server
  app.listen(port);
  
  // Helpers
  var getMessageUrl = function(data) {
    var name = data.commits[0].author.name === 'Mjumbe Poe' ? 'joo mbay poe' : data.commits[0].author.name,
        message = name + ' pushed ' + data.commits.length +
          (data.commits.length > 1 ? ' commits' : ' commit') + ' to ' + data.repository.name;
  
    return 'http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl=en&q=' + encodeURI(message);
  };
  
  var getCoderSoundUrl = function(sounds, data) {
    return sounds[data.commits[0].author.username] || sounds['default'];
  };
  
  // Routes
  app.get('/', function (req, res) {
    res.sendfile(__dirname + '/index.html');
  });
  
  app.post('/', function (req, res) {
    var payload = JSON.parse(req.body.payload);
  
    request('https://raw.github.com/openplans/ponyexpress/master/sounds.json', function(error, response, body) {
      io.sockets.emit('commit', {
        'messageUrl': getMessageUrl(payload),
        'coderSoundUrl': getCoderSoundUrl(JSON.parse(body), payload)
      });
    });
  
    res.send('thanks github!');
  });
new_contents: var express = require('express'),
      app = express.createServer(),
      io = require('socket.io').listen(app),
      request = require('request'),
      port = process.env.PORT || 5000;
  
  // Config
  io.configure(function () {
    io.set('transports', ['xhr-polling']);
    io.set('polling duration', 10);
  });
  
  app.configure(function(){
    app.use(express.bodyParser());
    app.use('/static', express.static(__dirname + '/static'));
  });
  
  // Start Server
  app.listen(port);
  
  // Helpers
  var getMessageUrl = function(data) {
    var name = data.commits[0].author.name === 'Mjumbe Wawatu Poe' ? 'joo mbay poe' : data.commits[0].author.name,
        message = name + ' pushed ' + data.commits.length +
          (data.commits.length > 1 ? ' commits' : ' commit') + ' to ' + data.repository.name;
  
    return 'http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl=en&q=' + encodeURI(message);
  };
  
  var getCoderSoundUrl = function(sounds, data) {
    return sounds[data.commits[0].author.username] || sounds['default'];
  };
  
  // Routes
  app.get('/', function (req, res) {
    res.sendfile(__dirname + '/index.html');
  });
  
  app.post('/', function (req, res) {
    var payload = JSON.parse(req.body.payload);
  
    request('https://raw.github.com/openplans/ponyexpress/master/sounds.json', function(error, response, body) {
      io.sockets.emit('commit', {
        'messageUrl': getMessageUrl(payload),
        'coderSoundUrl': getCoderSoundUrl(JSON.parse(body), payload)
      });
    });
  
    res.send('thanks github!');
  });
subject: fix mjumbe easter egg