Zut Alors! It is I, L’artiste français! You are, how we say, ignorante of true art. This art you make, it is cookie cutter, no heart no soul! We French know of passion! We French know of soul! Voici! Look and see what a TRUE artist can make! See the definition, gaze upon the perfect composition, the magnifique use of colour, light, and shadow! My art speaks to you, calls to you. Un moment s’il vous plaît, allow me to adjust my beret, attend to my pencil-thin moustache, and I will paint for you THE TRUE ART! I will paint the bowl of assorted fruit! (L’artiste français paints a picture of a bowl of fruit)

Let's see, I don't want to see conventional beauty, gratuitous nudity, ectomorphs or mesomorphs if we want to get technical, deformities, symmetrical, conventional composition, empty space, too simple or too complex backgrounds. I don't want darkness, bad quality, awful quality, or normal quality. Keep repetitive stuff out, duplications, panels, split screens, and no fused, excess, or twisted fingers. Single point perspective or any simple perspective. Oh, yeah... Asian. Don't want that.
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