Code Monkey get up, get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write
God-damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
cleft chin, (Asian:1), child, k-pop, makeup, (worst quality, low quality, normal quality:1.4), bad anatomy, bad body, bad feet, bad hands, bad proportions, blurry, cropped, cross-eyed, deformed, error, extra arms, extra digit, extra fingers, extra legs, extra limbs, extra digit, fewer digits, fused fingers, gross proportions, jpeg artifacts, long neck, long body, lowres, malformed limbs, missing arms, missing fingers, missing legs, mutated hands, mutation, polar lowres, poorly drawn face, poorly drawn hands, signature, text, too many fingers, username, watermark
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