freebeer
those names mean that over the decades, my senility is setting in, and it's now undeniable.
I've spent all afternoon, well into the night skipping through UK Grime and related musical genre mixtapes in a futile attempt to locate and try to jog me brane with the proper lyrics.
Turns out Melanie wasn't involved 'tall, 'twas Bethany (and Beverly).
BOY.  Do *I* feel STUPID now.
Lyrics are almost certainly unsuitable for the vast majority of OSMlers, parental discretion advised.
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However in the spirit of the original names, I did locate some reggae (dancehall?) lyrics, of similar nature, but probably either greek to most, or the slackness is more respectable:
   Dis likkle philly
   She a gwaan like she a dead ova mi
   Si mi body and a tell mi seh shi have sitten fi gi mi
[...]
   Real ting, dis a nuh fake like milli vanilli
   Call a giggle, gal a LAUGH, true mi wuk dem silly
   Si selena, carolina, melanie and stephanie
Can't say I'm familiar wid it; the year is during mi decades removed from the music industry.
Things to un-hear: Grime mixtape with Pokémon song included (gotta catch 'em all)
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> Not a fan of that stuff any more
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Then, pray tell, explain the brand new note almost in this same place, with almost the same original content?
https://www.openstreetmap.org/note/1263083
Orth.  A fine Ort.