text: naw, it was a lousy school in the fifties, crew-cuts, bobby-socks, respect for authority and all that.  in the eighties kids would kick and punch me, saying get off our lawn, grandpa.  in the early noughties unethical cloning and grafting experiments were carried out under cover and it seems these feral inbred kids have escaped into the wild, remaining true to their home territory that they defend in the only way they know against intruders like yourself.