text: DRINK!  DRINK!!  GIRLS!  BOTTLES!  FECK!  ARSE!  GLASFLASCHEN!  MEHRWEG!
  
  wimps.  0,75 litre bottles are used by wine bottlers, while anything past that pre-school pablum comes in 0,7l bottles, like the 71,5 bottle of kiddie-beginner-swill i just downed.
  
  seriously, apologies to anyone who is in any way affected by alcoholism and who may take offence at my uk-ian todger-waving when it comes to pints v. litres on the mainland.
  
  if you must drink, do so responsibly.  if you can't, then leave your irresponsibility to me.
  
  thanks.