from datetime import datetime as date

events = [
    {
        'name':
            "jack's birthday",
        'date':
            date(1997,8,15),
        'comment':
            'elmayo'
    },{
        'name':
            "christmas",
        'date':
            date(1,12,25),
        'comment':
            'fuk u all',
        'avatar':
            'https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ac/6c/63/ac6c63f0db0852f0353a3d58a627ad3b.png'
            
    },{
        'name':
            "the day jack tested this on",
        'date':
            date(2017,5,10),
        'comment':
            'rip me',
        'avatar':
            'http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/16465838_1908759332685188_3341097279086919680_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQ0NTA2MjM0NTY4MDE2NDQ3OQ%3D%3D.2'
    },{
        'name':
            "stryaday",
        'date':
            date(1770,1,26),
        'comment':
            'strya day hell yeah',
        'avatar':
            'https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8Vtlh6CIAALHLR.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "alienabduction",
        'date':
            date(1961,3,20),
        'comment':
            'man theres aliens out there',
        'avatar':
            'https://d30y9cdsu7xlg0.cloudfront.net/png/12346-200.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "lumpyrug",
        'date':
            date(1997,5,3),
        'comment':
            ['oh boi this rug here is real lumpy','I said, Lump off','you can\'t handle these lumps'],
        'avatar':
            'http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/adventure-time/images/8/8c/Lumpy_Space_Princess.png/revision/latest?cb=20110510142353'
    },{
        'name':
            "humble",
        'date':
            date(1997,2,22),
        'comment':
            'and you are humble as well',
        'avatar':
            'https://fintech4us.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/im-humble-722111.png?w=662'
    },{
        'name':
            "thatsucks",
        'date':
            date(1770,4,15),
        'comment':
            ['why is everything so shitty','everything you do sucks'],
        'avatar':
            'http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/iconsmind/outline/512/Depression-icon.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "haveabadday",
        'date':
            date(1961,11,19),
        'comment':
            'i hope your day is as shitty as you are',
        'avatar':
            'https://image.flaticon.com/icons/png/512/42/42305.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "911",
        'date':
            date(2001,9,11),
        'comment':
            ['hmmm, its my favourite time of year agian','jet fuel doesn\'t melt steel beams','911 was an inside job'],
        'avatar':
            'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/UA_Flight_175_hits_WTC_south_tower_9-11_edit.jpeg/1024px-UA_Flight_175_hits_WTC_south_tower_9-11_edit.jpeg'
    },{
        'name':
            "kimjongun",
        'date':
            date(1984,1,8),
        'comment':
            ['happy birthday to our favourite chubby dictactor','kim is love, kim is life'],
        'avatar':
            'http://www.agarioskins.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kim-jong-un1.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "force",
        'date':
            date(1977,5,4),
        'comment':
            ['do it','may the forth be with you'],
        'avatar':
            'http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/swfanon/images/5/53/Rebel_Emblem.png/revision/latest?cb=20100820114718'
    },{
        'name':
            "holyexperiment",
        'date':
            date(1,3,4),
        'comment':
            ['Pray someone will ask you on a date','Try to get a person to attend religious services','Plan to convert someone to your religion','Kill a Non-Believer'],
        'avatar':
            'http://www.thetablet.co.uk/UserFiles/images/news/300x300/pell_cardinal_vatican_300.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "pancakeday",
        'date':
            date(1439,2,13),
        'comment':
            ['you better be eating some pancakes','oh i get it, flying saucer shaped pancakes are regular pancakes'],
        'avatar':
            'http://37.media.tumblr.com/605762b2e80fbdda35364d5b0db4a540/tumblr_n5bxf2lI5k1rx3d1wo1_r2_500.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "stalin",
        'date':
            date(1878,12,18),
        'comment':
            ['Его усы такие же могучие, как и его решения\n░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░\n░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀████▄░░░░░░░\n░░░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░▀███▄░░░░░\n░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░\n░░░░░░▄████████░░░░░░░░░░░███▄░░\n░░░░░██████████▄░░░░░░░░░░░███▌░\n░░░░░▀█████▀░▀███▄░░░░░░░░░▐███░\n░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░░░▐███░\n░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░███▌░\n░░░░▄██▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░▐███░░\n░░▄██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄███░░░\n░█████▀▀████▄▄░░░░░░░░▄█████░░░░\n░████▀░░░▀▀█████▄▄▄▄█████████▄░░\n░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░▀▀██████▀▀░░░▀▀██░░\n░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░'],
        'avatar':
            'http://orig07.deviantart.net/0bb4/f/2010/205/6/5/it__sa_me__a_stalin_by_irae8.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "hitler",
        'date':
            date(1889,4,20),
        'comment':
            ['Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag und Herrschaft\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯\n😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n','😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂'],
        'avatar':
            'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Standarte_Adolf_Hitlers.svg/670px-Standarte_Adolf_Hitlers.svg.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "martinluther",
        'date':
            date(1929,1,15),
        'comment':
            ['I have a dream that...'],
        'avatar':
            'https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b2/38/98/b2389834ba98ee1f94e17df112377f6e.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "hitchens",
        'date':
            date(1949,4,13),
        'comment':
            ['Who the hell are you?','see what brain-rot decends on people','Alcohol makes other people less tedious'],
        'avatar':
            'http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3pPECBgI02M/T5vil4t3M2I/AAAAAAAACBU/_oxSgbDoH8Q/s1600/christopher_hitchens_by_ee7-d4pcu3e.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "kubrick",
        'date':
            date(1928,7,26),
        'comment':
            ['heres johnny','i didn\'t fake the moon landing'],
        'avatar':
            'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/HAL9000.svg/256px-HAL9000.svg.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "einstein",
        'date':
            date(1879,3,14),
        'comment':
            ['e = m x c^2 motherfucker','i vill mess with time, i vill'],
        'avatar':
            'http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/documentales/images/d/d6/Einstein.png/revision/latest?cb=20130722012610&path-prefix=es'
    },{
        'name':
            "darwin",
        'date':
            date(1809,2,12),
        'comment':
            ['evolution is just a \'theory\' a game theory','did you just call me a monkey'],
        'avatar':
            'https://siriusknotts.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/darwin_the_monkey1.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "Schrödinger",
        'date':
            date(1887,8,12),
        'comment':
            ['oh boi here i go killing cats again','if i put you in a box where you can\'t be observed, are you still a retard or not?'],
        'avatar':
            'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Schroedingers_cat_film.svg/544px-Schroedingers_cat_film.svg.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "rainbow",
        'date':
            date(2015,4,26),
        'comment':
            ['One big fucking hole coming right up','FUCK OFF PULSE!!!','I\'m an Engineer not a Doctor','Lets heal that booboo'],
        'avatar':
            'http://orig10.deviantart.net/5918/f/2015/177/2/7/rainbow_six_siege_dock_icon_by_outlawninja-d8yvme8.png'
    },{
        'name':
            "voltaire",
        'date':
            date(1887,8,12),
        'comment':
            ['Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.',"'Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.' (Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan)"],
        'avatar':
            'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Schroedingers_cat_film.svg/544px-Schroedingers_cat_film.svg.png'    
    },{
        'name':
            "dawkins",
        'date':
            date(1941,3,26),
        'comment':
            ['Science, it works, bitches','By all means let\'s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out','Science is interesting, if you dont agree you can fuck off'],
        'avatar':
            'http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YfAZY7LaPYA/hqdefault.jpg'
    },{
        'name':
            "eat shit day",
        'date':
            date(2017,8,22),
        'comment':
            ['lol eat shit you piece of poo'],
        'avatar':
            'http://www.freeiconspng.com/uploads/poop-emoji-clipart-14.png'
    }
]
