variables = [("Jordan", "fought"), ("Ben", "cried"), ("Trent", "pooped his pants"), ("Alan", "ate glue"), ("tim", "bullied a kid"), ("matt", "pouted"), ("evan", "was late"), ("josh", "peed his pants"), ("alex", "got an f"), ("brent", "threw up")]

for item in variables:
	print ("when %s was naughty, he %s today" % item)
