#SwollenNolon
#1/29/18
#insulter.py

#If I had a death wish, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

from random import randint
name = input('Enter your name: ')
num = randint(1,5)
if num == 1:
    print('If I had a death wish, I\'d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.')
elif num == 2:
    print('Your mama so old, she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten!')
elif num == 3:
    print('It\'s not easy being green. It\'s also not easy coming up with these insults. Also, you should wear more deodorant.')
elif num == 4:
    print('You look like somebody who just hit puberty. And puberty hit back.')
elif num == 5:
    print('You look like the kind of person who failed PE. And it wasn\'t because you talked too much.')
