#!/usr/bin/python

import random

print random.choice([
	"I love you, Will",
	"DEFINITELY NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/ty3t4YC.png", # I just shat myself (smirk, playing guitar)
	"http://i.imgur.com/rdidHEw.png", # I have to take a shit (screaming)
	"NSFW http://i.imgur.com/yIvR0G7.png", # is that my turd on the floor? (concert)
	"http://i.imgur.com/BprfvcX.png", # I have to take a shit (playing violin)
	"NSFW http://i.imgur.com/V0t08xk.png", # hold these while I shit (two guitars)
#	"anyone have any coupons for http://www.blossoms.com/?adid=WP3038 ?",
	"http://i.imgur.com/hKDJ67K.png", # I just shat myself (stare)
	"http://i.imgur.com/2ZC6lIA.png", # I have to take a shit (playing guitar, content)
	"NSFW http://i.imgur.com/Tb4I7tk.png" # this violin tastes like my shit (chewing violin thing)
	])
