
# Trigger words
TRIGGER_HELLO = r"hi|hello|morning|afternoon|evening|hey|sup"
TRIGGER_YES = r"yes|yeh|ya|booyah|ok|please|totally|definitely|absolutely|yeah|yup|affirmative|yarr|yah|please|sure|okay|alright|yep|go on|certainly"
TRIGGER_TEA = r"cuppa|tea|brew|cup|drink|beverage|refreshment"
TRIGGER_GOAWAY = r"go away|busy|from home|not today"
TRIGGER_ADDPERSON = r"\b[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}\b"
TRIGGER_TEAPREFS = r"earl gr[ae]y|peppermint|milk|sugar|white|black|roibos|chai|green tea|ceylon|camomile|herbal tea"
TRIGGER_RUDE = "ZnVja3xzaGl0fGJvbGxvY2tzfGJpdGNofGJhc3RhcmR8cGVuaXN8Y29ja3xoZWxsIHxwaXNzfHJl\ndGFyZHxjdW50fGNvZmZlZQ=="
#(If you decode this and are offended, it's your own fault. It is a list of things mrs doyle will shout at you for saying...)

# Responses
NEWBIE_GREETING = "I'm Mrs T and I make the tea. Actually, I make other people make the tea. Anytime you want tea, you just let me know."

ADDPERSON = [
  "I'll go check that fool out.",
  "I'll go say hi to that sucka"
  ]

GREETING = [
  "Hey, sucka!", 
  "Hey fool.",
  "Hey there.",
  "I'm feeling fat, and sassy"
  ]
  
WANT_TEA = [
  "Tea?", 
  "T?", 
  "Tea with Mrs T?",
  "You need tea, fool?",
  "Get some TEA?",
  "You drinking tea, sucka?",
  "Hey fool, do you want tea?",
  "Hey sucka, do you want some tea?"
  ]
  
NOBACKOUT = [
  "Too late, tea is on its way.",
  "Tea is coming",
  "What kind of a fool are you? Tea is on its way."
  ]
  
AHGRAND = [
  "Good choice, Mrs T like tea.", 
  "When people have tea, it makes Mrs T happy. You don't want to see Mrs T mad.",
  "Tea. Oh yeah.",
  "Bon appe-TEA. (That's French)"
  ]
  
AH_GO_ON = [
  "I pity the fool that doesn't want tea", 
  "Tea will make you grow up big and strong like me",
  "Don't make me mad - have tea!",
  "Come on, man! Have tea!",
  "Man up, have some tea!"
  ]
  
GOOD_IDEA = [
  "There's only two people in the world who can do this, and I'm both of them. Let's get some tea.", 
  "I will make that happen for you. Tea will be happening.",
  "Hey... nice idea. Tea is good.",
  "I ain't gettin on no plane - but I will see who wants tea.",
  "The only reason I don't kick y'all asses is cause y'all outrank me. And cause I like tea. Let's have tea.",
  "I love it... when a plan comes together! We'll have tea."
  ]
  
ON_YOUR_OWN = [
  "No other fool wants tea!", 
  "Those fools, they didn't want tea. I pity them."
  ]
  
WELL_VOLUNTEERED = [
  "Hey you! You are making tea for...",
  "Get your skates on - tea is required.",
  "Don't make me mad - make tea instead!"
  ]
  
OTHEROFFERED = [
  " is making the tea.",
  " will bring you tea soon.",
  " is not a fool - tea-makers are never fools,"
  ]
  
HUH = [
  "I got no time for the jibba-jabba",
  "What you saying, fool?",
  "What? Idiot shot the tyres on my van.",
  "Why does it feel like I fell on my face?",
  "You got them toast points?",
  "Why are you talking to yourself like some kind of fool?",
  "Even when he talks straight he sounds crazy.",
  "I thought you weren't crazy no more?"
  ]
  
RUDE = [
  "Now that's no way to talk to a lady",
  "Only fools talk like that to ME.",
  "Shut up, fool.",
  "If I broke every bone in your hand, could you still do that?",
  "What you don't realize is, now I gonna kill ALL y'all!"
  ]
  
HOW_TO_TAKE_IT = [
  "How do you take your tea, sucka?",
  "What kind of tea do fools like you drink?"
  ]
  
NO_TEA_TODAY = [
  "Bye then, sucka.",
  "See ya later alligator"
  ]
  
JUST_MISSED = [
  "Snooze you lose, we already had tea.",
  "This one's been and gone.",
  "Are you usually this slow? Too late, sucka."
  ]

