print "You enter a dark dank vagina. Do you take ovary door #1 or #2?"

door = raw_input("> ")

if door == "1":
  print "Congrats! You see a giant bear with a cake."
  print "Do you #1 take the cake or #2 scream bloody murder at the bear?"

  bear = raw_input("> ")
  if bear == "1":
    print "The bear eats your gonads, excellent work!"
  elif bear == "2":
    print "The bear shits on you, it is a German bear!"
  else:
    print "Well this is probably the best of the options: %s ." % bear

elif door == "2":
  print "You stare into the endless anal cavity of cthulu."
  print "Do you 1. stab the anus or  2. tickle it"

  cthulu = raw_input("> ")
  if cthulu == "1":
    print "He eats your soul"
  elif cthulu == "2":
    print "He chomps your bottom off"
  else:
    print "This seems like the best option"

else:
  print "So rude, not playing the game yo"