﻿# This script was created by Laith C-L. Feel free to modify, share, and create new versions of this script. Have fun!

import sys
import random

ans1 = True

a = """
      _____                 _                    _____            _                              _____           _       _    
     |  __ \               | |                  / ____|          | |                            / ____|         (_)     | |   
     | |__) |__ _ _ __   __| | ___  _ __ ___   | (___   ___ _ __ | |_ ___ _ __   ___ ___  ___  | (___   ___ _ __ _ _ __ | |_  
     |  _  // _` | '_ \ / _` |/ _ \| '_ ` _ \   \___ \ / _ \ '_ \| __/ _ \ '_ \ / __/ _ \/ __|  \___ \ / __| '__| | '_ \| __| 
     | | \ \ (_| | | | | (_| | (_) | | | | | |  ____) |  __/ | | | ||  __/ | | | (_|  __/\__ \  ____) | (__| |  | | |_) | |_  
     |_|  \_\__,_|_| |_|\__,_|\___/|_| |_| |_| |_____/ \___|_| |_|\__\___|_| |_|\___\___||___/ |_____/ \___|_|  |_| .__/ \__| 
                                                                                                                  | |         
                                                                                                                  |_|
    """

print(a)



while ans1:
    
    que = input("Press enter to create a useless message (say 'kill' to exit):")
    

    anss = random.randint(1,60)

    if que == "kill":
        sys.exit()
        
    elif anss == 1:
        print ("Ths ig verey misplled")
        
    elif anss == 2:
        print ("Raw chicken is bad for you. Who knew?")
        
    elif anss == 3:
        print ("No.")
        
    elif anss == 4:
        print ("I'm 100% sure that I have no idea")
        
    elif anss == 5:
        print ("Its someones birthday today")
        
    elif anss == 6:
        print ("I was born at a very young age")
        
    elif anss == 7:
        print ("Birds Aren't Real. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!")
        
    elif anss == 8:
        print ("I got my name for my birthday")
        
    elif anss == 9:
        print ("Pinnochio as the archetype constructs subtle dominance hierarchies")
        
    elif anss == 10:
        print ("My horse loves lizards that chase dinosaurs")
        
    elif anss == 11:
        print ("Oh my! I appear to have dropped my elephant!")
        
    elif anss == 12:
        print ("My giraffe is quite offended by your hampsters...being a hampster, please tell him to stop immidiatly")
        
    elif anss == 13:
        print ("Get out of my kitchen!")
        
    elif anss == 14:
        print ("Make sure you don't fly over my farm. I hate it when the cows start barking.")
        
    elif anss == 15:
        print ("Why don't they play joker in the jungle? Well, it seems there are to many cheetahs.")
        
    elif anss == 16:
        print ("What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaaaaaaaiiinnssss!")
        
    elif anss == 17:
        print ("Doughnuts are yummy.")
        
    elif anss == 18:
        print ("Melty cheesy yummy hamburger. HA! Now your hungry!")
        
    elif anss == 19:
        print ("There's something I would like to tell you.")
        
    elif anss == 20:
        print ("Ask Siri 'Whats one billion to the tenth power'. Then start rapping to the response.")
        
    elif anss == 21:
        print ("My mom took my phone away.")
        
    elif anss == 22:
        print ("Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.")
        
    elif anss == 23:
        print ("Did you know a meter is a meter long?")
        
    elif anss == 24:
        print ("I am stupid")
        
    elif anss == 25:
        print ("one plus one is three.")
        
    elif anss == 26:
        print ("The earth is flat.")
        
    elif anss == 27:
        print ("Tacos come from china")
        
    elif anss == 28:
        print ("The american flag is german")
        
    elif anss == 29:
        print ("Africa is in egypt")
        
    elif anss == 30:
        print ("School food is amazing!")
        
    elif anss == 31:
        print ("Cats eat dogs")
        
    elif anss == 32:
        print ("dogs eat cats")
        
    elif anss == 33:
        print ("Blonde hair is brown")
        
    elif anss == 34:
        print ("Your mom.")
       
    elif anss == 35:
        print ("Pork chops taste like butthole")
        
    elif anss == 36:
        print ("1584 W. Clinton Street")
        
    elif anss == 37:
        print ("Wheelbarrows haul trash")
        
    elif anss == 38:
        print ("500 times 2 is 12")
        
    elif anss == 39:
        print ("The more birthdays you have the longer you live")
        
    elif anss == 40:
        print ("Ever picture that has been taken of you is showing you younger.")
        
    elif anss == 41:
        print ("1 plus 1 is eleven")
        
    elif anss == 42:
        print ("Did you have a hard day this year? Me too!")
        
    elif anss == 43:
        print ("Whats 0 devided by 0? ")
        
    elif anss == 44:
        print ("Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.")
        
    elif anss == 45:
        print ("Why does this script exist? Nobody knows.")
        

