text_original: Whoever sought for signs of an ironical divinity's hand in the great drama of existence would find no small indication thereof in the stupendous question mark that is called Christianity.
text_transcription: WHOEVER SOUGHT FOR SIGNS OF AN IRONICAL DIVINITY'S HAND IN THE GREAT DRAMA OF EXISTENCE WOULD FIND NO SMALL INDICATION THEREOF IN THE STUPENDOUS QUESTION MARK THAT IS CALLED CHRISTIANITY
phonemes: huːˈɛvɚ sˈɔːt fɔːɹ sˈaɪnz əvən aɪɹˈɑːnɪkəl dᵻvˈɪnᵻɾiz hˈænd ɪnðə ɡɹˈeɪt dɹˈɑːmə ʌv ɛɡzˈɪstəns wʊd fˈaɪnd nˈoʊ smˈɔːl ˌɪndɪkˈeɪʃən ðɛɹˈɑːv ɪnðə stuːpˈɛndəs kwˈɛstʃən mˈɑːɹk ðæt ɪz kˈɔːld kɹˌɪstɪˈænᵻɾi.