text_original: If you dispense with the marriage tie, or give up your property and take to Brotherhood, you'll have a very thistley time, but you won't mind that if you're a fig. And so on ad lib. It's odd, though, how soon the thistles that thought themselves figs get found out. There are many things I hate, Vigil. One is extravagance, and another humbug!"
text_transcription: IF YOU DISPENSE WITH THE MARRIAGE TIE OR GIVE UP YOUR PROPERTY AND TAKE TO BROTHERHOOD YOU'LL HAVE A VERY THISLY TIME BUT YOU WON'T MIND THAT IF YOU'RE A FIG AND SO ON AND LIVE IT'S ODD THOUGH HOW SOON THE THISTLES THAT THOUGHT THEMSELVES FIGS GET FOUND OUT THERE ARE MANY THINGS I HATE MAJOR ONE IS EXTRAVAGANCE AND ANOTHER HUMBUG
phonemes: ɪf juː dɪspˈɛns wɪððə mˈæɹɪdʒ tˈaɪ, ɔːɹ ɡˈɪv ˌʌp jʊɹ pɹˈɑːpɚɾi ænd tˈeɪk tə bɹˈʌðɚhˌʊd, juːl hæv ɐ vˈɛɹi θˈɪsli tˈaɪm, bˌʌt juː woʊnt mˈaɪnd ðæt ɪf jʊɹ ɐ fˈɪɡ. ænd sˌoʊ ˌɔn ˈæd lˈɪb. ɪts ˈɑːd, ðˌoʊ, hˌaʊ sˈuːn ðə θˈɪsəlz ðæt θˈɔːt ðɛmsˈɛlvz fˈɪɡz ɡɛt fˈaʊnd ˈaʊt. ðɛɹˌɑːɹ mˈɛni θˈɪŋz aɪ hˈeɪt, vˈɪdʒɪl. wˈʌn ɪz ɛkstɹˈævəɡəns, ænd ɐnˈʌðɚ hˈʌmbʌɡ!"