text_original: The one always to be counted on pulpit radical in the town seized the chance for opposition and preached eloquent and moving sermons on the horrors of wars, the gist of which he weekly sent, neatly typewritten, to Ralph for the P. B. P.
text_transcription: THE ONE ALWAYS TO BE COUNTED ON PULPIT RADICAL IN THE TOWN SEIZED THE CHANCE FOR OPPOSITION AND PREACHED ELOQUENT AND MOVING SERMONS ON THE HORRORS OF WAR THE JEST OF WHICH HE WEAKLY SENT NEATLY TYPEWRITTEN TO RALPH FOR THE P P
phonemes: ðə wˈʌn ˈɔːlweɪz təbi kˈaʊntᵻd ˌɔn pˈʌlpɪt ɹˈædɪkəl ɪnðə tˈaʊn sˈiːzd ðə tʃˈæns fɔːɹ ˌɑːpəzˈɪʃən ænd pɹˈiːtʃt ˈɛləkwənt ænd mˈuːvɪŋ sˈɜːmənz ɔnðə hˈɔɹɚz ʌv wˈɔːɹz, ðə dʒˈɪst ʌvwˈɪtʃ hiː wˈiːkli sˈɛnt, nˈiːtli tˈaɪpɹɪʔˌn̩, tə ɹˈælf fɚðə pˈiː. bˈiː. pˈiː.