text_original: "Ah!" he said; "you never know anything about women. I'd as soon trust a woman to be just as I'd  I'd finish that magnum; it'd give me gout in no time."
text_transcription: AH HE SAID YOU NEVER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN I'D AS SOON TRUST A WOMAN TO BE JUST AS I'D I'D FINISH THAT MAGNUM IT GIVE ME GOUT IN NO TIME
phonemes: "ˈɑː!" hiː sˈɛd; "juː nˈɛvɚ nˈoʊ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ɐbˌaʊt wˈɪmɪn. aɪd æz sˈuːn tɹˈʌst ɐ wˈʊmən təbi dʒˈʌst æz aɪd aɪd fˈɪnɪʃ ðæt mˈæɡnəm; ɪɾəd ɡˈɪv mˌiː ɡˈaʊt ɪn nˈoʊ tˈaɪm."