text_original: That seemed so comical to the bean that it began to laugh. It laughed and laughed; it laughed so hard that at last it split its skin, and that would have been the end of it if a tailor had not chanced to come by just then.
text_transcription: THAT SEEMED SO COMICAL TO THE BEAN THAT IT BEGAN TO LAUGH IT LAUGHED AND LAUGHED IT LAUGHED SO HARD THAT AT LAST IT SPLIT ITS SKIN AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF IT IF A TAILOR HAD NOT CHANCED TO COME BY JUST THEN
phonemes: ðæt sˈiːmd sˌoʊ kˈɑːmɪkəl tə ðə bˈiːn ðˌɐɾɪt bɪɡˈæn tə lˈæf. ɪt lˈæft ænd lˈæft; ɪt lˈæft sˌoʊ hˈɑːɹd ðæt æt lˈæst ɪt splˈɪt ɪts skˈɪn, ænd ðæt wʊdhɐv bˌɪn ðɪ ˈɛnd ʌv ɪt ɪf ɐ tˈeɪlɚ hæd nˌɑːt tʃˈænst tə kˈʌm baɪ dʒˈʌst ðˈɛn.