text_original: Alas, poor Nietzsche! After all his laborious efforts to prove that he was not a German, but a Pole—even after his heroic readiness, via anti anti Semitism, to meet the deduction that, if a Pole, then probably also a Jew!
text_transcription: ALAS POOR NIETZSCHE AFTER ALL HIS LABORIOUS EFFORTS TO PROVE THAT HE WAS NOT A GERMAN BUT A POLE EVEN AFTER HIS HEROIC READINESS VIA ANTI ANTI SEMITISM TO MEET THE DEDUCTION THAT IF A POLE THEN PROBABLY ALSO A JEW
phonemes: ɐlˈæs, pˈʊɹ nˈiːtʃə! ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl hɪz lɐbˈɔːɹiəs ˈɛfɚts tə pɹˈuːv ðæt hiː wʌz nˌɑːɾə dʒˈɜːmən, bˌʌt ɐ pˈoʊl—ˈiːvən ˈæftɚ hɪz hɪɹˈoʊɪk ɹˈɛdinəs, vˈaɪəɹ ˈæntaɪ ˈæntaɪ sˈɛmɪtˌɪzəm, tə mˈiːt ðə dᵻdˈʌkʃən ðˈæt, ɪf ɐ pˈoʊl, ðˈɛn pɹˈɑːbəbli ˈɔːlsoʊ ɐ dʒˈuː!