text_original: "I WENT UP ONE PAIR OF STAIRS," ETC. Now I will tell you a joke; whatever I say to you, you must answer "Just like me." Now we will begin. I went up one pair of stairs. _Just like me._ I went up two pair of stairs.
text_transcription: I WENT UP ONE PAIR OF STAIRS ET CETERA NOW I WILL TELL YOU A JOKE WHATEVER I SAY TO YOU YOU MUST ANSWER JUST LIKE ME NOW WE WILL BEGIN I WENT UP ONE PAIR OF STAIRS JUST LIKE ME I WENT UP TWO PAIR OF STAIRS
phonemes: "aɪ wɛnt ˌʌp wˈʌn pˈɛɹ ʌv stˈɛɹz," ɛtsˈɛtɹə. nˈaʊ aɪ wɪl tˈɛl juː ɐ dʒˈoʊk; wʌtˈɛvɚɹ aɪ sˈeɪ tə juː, juː mˈʌst ˈænsɚ "dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk mˌiː." nˈaʊ wiː wɪl bɪɡˈɪn. aɪ wɛnt ˌʌp wˈʌn pˈɛɹ ʌv stˈɛɹz. dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk mˌiː.aɪ wɛnt ˌʌp tˈuː pˈɛɹ ʌv stˈɛɹz.