text_original: "ARMY AND NAVY CLUB. "DEAR HORACE, "What the deuce and all made you send that telegram? It spoiled my breakfast, and sent me off in a tearing hurry, to find Margery perfectly well.
text_transcription: ARMY AND NAVY CLUB DEAR HORACE WHAT THE DEUCE AND ALL MADE USE IN THAT TELEGRAM IT SPOILED MY BREAKFAST AND SENT ME OFF IN A TEARING HURRY TO FIND MARJORIE PERFECTLY WELL
phonemes: "ˈɑːɹmi ænd nˈeɪvi klˈʌb. "dˈɪɹ hˈɔːɹəs, "wˌʌt ðə djˈuːs ænd ˈɔːl mˌeɪd juː sˈɛnd ðæt tˈɛlᵻɡɹˌæm? ɪt spˈɔɪld maɪ bɹˈɛkfəst, ænd sˈɛnt mˌiː ˈɔf ɪn ɐ tˈɛɹɪŋ hˈɜːɹi, tə fˈaɪnd mˈɑːɹdʒɚɹi pˈɜːfɛktli wˈɛl.