text_original: Nietzsche, denouncing its dangers as a poison, almost falls into the error of denying it its undoubtedly sugary smack. Of all the religions ever devised by the great practical jokers of the race, this is the one that offers most for the least money, so to speak, to the inferior man.
text_transcription: NIETZSCHA DENOUNCING ITS DANGERS AS A POISON ALMOST FALLS INTO THE ERROR OF DENYING IT ITS UNDOUBTEDLY SUGARY SMACK OF ALL THE RELIGIONS EVER DEVISED BY THE GREAT PRACTICAL JOKERS OF THE RACE THIS IS THE ONE THAT OFFERS MOST FOR THE LEAST MONEY SO TO SPEAK TO THE INFERIOR MAN
phonemes: nˈiːtʃə, dᵻnˈaʊnsɪŋ ɪts dˈeɪndʒɚz æz ɐ pˈɔɪzən, ˈɔːlmoʊst fˈɔːlz ˌɪntʊ ðɪ ˈɛɹɚɹ ʌv dᵻnˈaɪɪŋ ɪɾ ɪts ʌndˈaʊɾᵻdli ʃˈʊɡɚɹi smˈæk. ʌv ˈɔːl ðə ɹᵻlˈɪdʒənz ˈɛvɚ dɪvˈaɪzd baɪ ðə ɡɹˈeɪt pɹˈæktɪkəl dʒˈoʊkɚz ʌvðə ɹˈeɪs, ðɪs ɪz ðə wˈʌn ðæt ˈɔfɚz mˈoʊst fɚðə lˈiːst mˈʌni, sˌoʊ tə spˈiːk, tə ðɪ ɪnfˈɪɹiɚ mˈæn.