text_original: One seldom finds it undertaking one of its characteristic imbecilities without offering a sonorous moral reason; it spends almost as much to support the Y. M. C. A.
text_transcription: ONE SELDOM FINDS IT UNDERTAKING ONE OF ITS CHARACTERISTIC IMBECILITIES WITHOUT OFFERING A SONOROUS MORAL REASON IT SPENDS ALMOST AS MUCH TO SUPPORT THE Y M C A
phonemes: wˈʌn sˈɛldəm fˈaɪndz ɪɾ ˌʌndɚtˈeɪkɪŋ wˈʌn ʌv ɪts kˌæɹɪktɚɹˈɪstɪk ɪmbɪsˈɪlᵻɾiz wɪðˌaʊt ˈɔfɚɹɪŋ ɐ sˈɑːnɚɹəs mˈɔːɹəl ɹˈiːzən; ɪt spˈɛndz ˈɔːlmoʊst æz mˈʌtʃ tə səpˈɔːɹt ðə wˈaɪ. ˈɛm. sˈiː. ˈeɪ.