text_original: The pedagogues, alas, are not accustomed to that sort of writing in serious fields. They resent it, and sometimes they even try to improve it. There exists, in fact, a huge and solemn tome on Nietzsche by a learned man of America in which all of his brilliancy is painfully translated into the windy phrases of the seminaries. The tome is satisfactorily ponderous, but the meat of the cocoanut is left out: there is actually no discussion of the Nietzschean view of Christianity!...
text_transcription: THE PEDAGOGUES ALAS ARE NOT ACCUSTOMED TO THAT SORT OF WRITING IN SERIOUS FIELDS THEY RESENT IT AND SOMETIMES THEY EVEN TRY TO IMPROVE IT THERE EXISTS IN FACT A HUGE AND SOLEMN TONE ONITSHA BY A LEARNED MAN OF AMERICA IN WHICH ALL HIS BRILLIANCY IS PAINFULLY TRANSLATED INTO THE WINDY PHRASES OF THE SEMINARIES THE TOME IS SATISFACTORILY PONDEROUS BUT THE MEAT OF THE COCOANUT IS LEFT OUT THERE IS ACTUALLY NO DISCUSSION OF THE NECHIAN VIEW OF CHRISTIANITY
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