text_original: I can't see why it's up to us to go crazy because a good part of the world is crazy, but, honest to God, Dick, I'm beginning to wish I could.
text_transcription: I CAN'T SEE WHY IT'S UP TO US TO GO CRAZY BECAUSE A GOOD PART OF THE WORLD IS CRAZY BUT HONEST TO GOD DICK I'M BEGINNING TO WISH I COULD
phonemes: aɪ kˈænt sˈiː wˌaɪ ɪts ˌʌp tʊ ˌʌs tə ɡˌoʊ kɹˈeɪzi bɪkˈʌz ɐ ɡˈʊd pˈɑːɹt ʌvðə wˈɜːld ɪz kɹˈeɪzi, bˌʌt, ˈɑːnɪst tə ɡˈɑːd, dˈɪk, aɪm bɪɡˈɪnɪŋ tə wˈɪʃ aɪ kˈʊd.