text_original: Only  only if the Germans should get near here  they can throw their hideous shells so far, the men say  I could fancy them popping a big one down right into the middle of our garden, scattering us right and left.
text_transcription: ONLY ONLY IF THE GERMANS SHOULD GET NEAR HERE THEY CAN THROW THEIR HIDEOUS SHELLS SO FAR THE MEN SAY I COULD FANCY THEM POPPING A BIG ONE DOWN RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF OUR GARDEN SCATTERING US RIGHT AND LEFT
phonemes: ˈoʊnli ˈoʊnli ɪf ðə dʒˈɜːmənz ʃˌʊd ɡɛt nˌɪɹ hˈɪɹ ðeɪ kæn θɹˈoʊ ðɛɹ hˈɪdiəs ʃˈɛlz sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ, ðə mˈɛn sˈeɪ aɪ kʊd fˈænsi ðˌɛm pˈɑːpɪŋ ɐ bˈɪɡ wˈʌn dˌaʊn ɹˈaɪt ˌɪntʊ ðə mˈɪdəl ʌv ˌaʊɚ ɡˈɑːɹdən, skˈæɾɚɹɪŋ ˌʌs ɹˈaɪt ænd lˈɛft.