text_original: This is not unseldom quite untrue. What makes philosophy so garrulous is not the profundity of philosophers, but their lack of art; they are like physicians who sought to cure a slight hyperacidity by giving the patient a carload of burned oyster shells to eat.
text_transcription: THIS IS NOT UNSELDOM QUITE UNTRUE WHAT MAKES PHILOSOPHY SO GARRULOUS IS NOT THE PROFUNDITY OF PHILOSOPHERS BUT THEIR LACK OF ART THEY ARE LIKE PHYSICIANS WHO SOUGHT TO CURE A SLIGHT HYPERACCIDITY BY GIVING THE PATIENT A CARLOAD OF BURNED OYSTER SHELLS TO EAT
phonemes: ðɪs ɪz nˌɑːt ʌnsˈɛldəm kwˈaɪt ʌntɹˈuː. wˌʌt mˌeɪks fɪlˈɑːsəfi sˌoʊ ɡˈæɹələs ɪz nˌɑːt ðə pɹəfˈʌndᵻɾi ʌv fɪlˈɑːsəfɚz, bˌʌt ðɛɹ lˈæk ʌv ˈɑːɹt; ðeɪ ɑːɹ lˈaɪk fɪzˈɪʃənz hˌuː sˈɔːt tə kjˈʊɹ ɐ slˈaɪt hˌaɪpɚɹæsˈɪdᵻɾi baɪ ɡˈɪvɪŋ ðə pˈeɪʃənt ɐ kˈɑːɹloʊd ʌv bˈɜːnd ˈɔɪstɚ ʃˈɛlz tʊ ˈiːt.