text_original: Come, come, boy, don't be an ass. And remember where your interests are. This country is doomed if she doesn't soon see where her advantage lies. You're made, whatever happens, for His Majesty never forgets. Your name is on his books."
text_transcription: COME COME BOY DON'T BE AN ASS AND REMEMBER WHERE YOUR INTERESTS ARE THIS COUNTRY IS DOOMED IF SHE DOESN'T SOON SEE WHERE HER ADVANTAGE LIES YOUR MAID WHATEVER HAPPENS FOR HIS MAJESTY NEVER FORGETS YOUR NAME IS ON HIS BOOKS
phonemes: kˈʌm, kˈʌm, bˈɔɪ, dˈoʊnt biː ɐn ˈæs. ænd ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ wˌɛɹ jʊɹ ˈɪntɹɛsts ɑːɹ. ðɪs kˈʌntɹi ɪz dˈuːmd ɪf ʃiː dˈʌzənt sˈuːn sˈiː wˌɛɹ hɜːɹ ɐdvˈæntɪdʒ lˈaɪz. jʊɹ mˈeɪd, wʌtˈɛvɚ hˈæpənz, fɔːɹ hɪz mˈædʒᵻsti nˈɛvɚ fɚɡˈɛts. jʊɹ nˈeɪm ɪz ˌɔn hɪz bˈʊks."