text_original: And there's a certain disease  to make a very poor joke, call it 'Pendycitis' with which most of these people are infected. They're 'crass.' They do things, but they do them the wrong way!
text_transcription: AND THERE'S A CERTAIN DISEASE TO MAKE A VERY POOR JOKE OF IT CALL IT TENDICITIS WITH WHICH MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE INFECTED THEY'RE CRASS THEY DO THINGS BUT THEY DO THEM THE WRONG WAY
phonemes: ænd ðɛɹz ɐ sˈɜːʔn̩ dɪzˈiːz tə mˌeɪk ɐ vˈɛɹi pˈʊɹ dʒˈoʊk, kˈɔːl ɪt pˌɛndɪsˈaɪɾɪs wɪð wˌɪtʃ mˈoʊst əv ðiːz pˈiːpəl ɑːɹ ɪnfˈɛktᵻd. ðeɪɚ kɹˈæs.ðeɪ dˈuː θˈɪŋz, bˌʌt ðeɪ dˈuː ðˌɛm ðə ɹˈɔŋ wˈeɪ!