text_original: Mysterious! unexampled! incomprehensible! The blundering schemes of Britain their folly, pride, and zeal, Like lions how ye growl and threat! mere asses have you shown, And ye shall share an ass's fate, and drudge for Washington!
text_transcription: MYSTERIOUS UNEXAMPLED INCOMPREHENSIBLE THE BLUNDERING SCHEMES OF BRITAIN THEIR FOLLY PRIDE AND ZEAL LIKE LIONS HOW YE GROWL AND THREAT MERE ASSES HAVE YOU SHOWN AND YE SHALL SHARE AN ASS'S FATE AND DRUDGE FOR WASHINGTON
phonemes: mɪstˈɪɹiəs! ˌʌnɛɡzˈæmpəld! ɪŋkˌɑːmpɹihˈɛnsᵻbəl! ðə blˈʌndɚɹɪŋ skˈiːmz ʌv bɹˈɪtən ðɛɹ fˈɑːli, pɹˈaɪd, ænd zˈiːl, lˈaɪk lˈaɪənz hˌaʊ jiː ɡɹˈaʊl ænd θɹˈɛt! mˈɪɹ ˈæsᵻz hæv juː ʃˈoʊn, ænd jiː ʃˌæl ʃˈɛɹ ɐn ˈæsᵻz fˈeɪt, ænd dɹˈʌdʒ fɔːɹ wˈɑːʃɪŋtən!