text_original: When the early Christians had need of an adroit, contentious, pugnacious and maliciously subtle theologian to tackle other theologians, they created a "god" that met that need, just as they put into his mouth without hesitation certain ideas that were necessary to them but that were utterly at odds with the Gospels—"the second coming," "the last judgment," all sorts of expectations and promises, current at the time.
text_transcription: WHEN THE EARLY CHRISTIANS HAD NEED OF AN ADROIT CONTENTIOUS PUGNACIOUS AND MALICIOUSLY SUBTLE THEOLOGIAN TO TACKLE OTHER THEOLOGIANS THEY CREATED A GOD THAT MET THAT NEED JUST AS THEY PUT INTO HIS MOUTH WITHOUT HESITATION CERTAIN IDEAS THAT WERE NECESSARY TO THEM BUT THAT WERE UTTERLY AT ODDS WITH THE GOSPELS THE SECOND COMING THE LAST JUDGMENT ALL SORTS OF EXPECTATIONS AND PROMISES CURRENT AT THE TIME
phonemes: wˌɛn ðɪ ˈɜːli kɹˈɪstʃənz hæd nˈiːd əvən ɐdɹˈɔɪt, kəntˈɛnʃəs, pʌɡnˈeɪʃəs ænd mɐlˈɪʃəsli sˈʌɾəl θiːəlˈoʊdʒən tə tˈækəl ˈʌðɚ θiːəlˈoʊdʒənz, ðeɪ kɹiːˈeɪɾᵻd ˈeɪ "ɡˈɑːd" ðæt mˈɛt ðæt nˈiːd, dʒˈʌst æz ðeɪ pˌʊt ˌɪntʊ hɪz mˈaʊθ wɪðˌaʊt hˌɛzɪtˈeɪʃən sˈɜːʔn̩ aɪdˈiəz ðæt wɜː nˈɛsᵻsɚɹi tə ðˌɛm bˌʌt ðæt wɜːɹ ˈʌɾɚli æɾ ˈɑːdz wɪððə ɡˈɑːspəlz—"ðə sˈɛkənd kˈʌmɪŋ," "ðə lˈæst dʒˈʌdʒmənt," ˈɔːl sˈɔːɹts ʌv ɛkspɪktˈeɪʃənz ænd pɹˈɑːmɪsᵻz, kˈɜːɹənt æt ðə tˈaɪm.