text_original: It's odd, though, how soon the thistles that thought themselves figs get found out.
text_transcription: IT'S ODD THOUGH HOW SOON THE THISTLES THAT THOUGHT THEMSELVES FIGS GET FOUND OUT
phonemes: ɪts ˈɑːd, ðˌoʊ, hˌaʊ sˈuːn ðə θˈɪsəlz ðæt θˈɔːt ðɛmsˈɛlvz fˈɪɡz ɡɛt fˈaʊnd ˈaʊt.