text_original: The argument, it must be obvious, is fundamentally nonsensical. What deceives the professors is the traditional prolixity of philosophers.
text_transcription: THE ARGUMENT IT MUST BE OBVIOUS IS FUNDAMENTALLY NONSENSICAL WHAT DECEIVES THE PROFESSORS IS THE TRADITIONAL PERLIXITY OF PHILOSOPHERS
phonemes: ðɪ ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənt, ɪt mˈʌst biː ˈɑːbviəs, ɪz fˌʌndəmˈɛntəli nˌɑːnsˈɛnsɪkəl. wˌʌt dᵻsˈiːvz ðə pɹəfˈɛsɚz ɪz ðə tɹɐdˈɪʃənəl pɹəlˈɪksᵻɾi ʌv fɪlˈɑːsəfɚz.