text_original: Had Nietzsche lived to be burned at the stake by outraged Mississippi Methodists, it would have been a glorious day for his doctrines. As it is, they are helped on their way every time they are denounced as immoral and against God. The war brought down upon them the maledictions of vast herds of right thinking men.
text_transcription: HAD NIETZSCHE LIVED TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE BY OUTRAGED MISSISSIPPI METHODISTS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GLORIOUS DAY FOR HIS DOCTRINES AS IT IS THEY ARE HELPED ON THEIR WAY EVERY TIME THEY ARE DENOUNCED AS IMMORAL AND AGAINST GOD THE WAR BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEM THE MALEDICTIONS OF VAST HERDS OF RIGHT THINKING MEN
phonemes: hæd nˈiːtʃə lˈɪvd təbi bˈɜːnd æt ðə stˈeɪk baɪ ˈaʊtɹeɪdʒd mˌɪsɪsˈɪpi mˈɛθədˌɪsts, ɪt wʊdhɐv bˌɪn ɐ ɡlˈɔːɹiəs dˈeɪ fɔːɹ hɪz dˈɑːktɹɪnz. ˌæzɪtˈɪz, ðeɪ ɑːɹ hˈɛlpt ˌɔn ðɛɹ wˈeɪ ˈɛvɹi tˈaɪm ðeɪ ɑːɹ dᵻnˈaʊnst æz ɪmˈɔːɹəl ænd ɐɡˈɛnst ɡˈɑːd. ðə wˈɔːɹ bɹˈɔːt dˌaʊn əpˌɑːn ðˌɛm ðə mˌælɪdˈɪkʃənz ʌv vˈæst hˈɜːdz ʌv ɹˈaɪt θˈɪŋkɪŋ mˈɛn.