text_original: Queer thing how she keeps track of things here  reads the _Argus_ every day, no matter where she is.
text_transcription: QUEER THING HOW SHE KEEPS TRACK OF THINGS HERE READS THE ARGUS EVERY DAY NO MATTER WHERE SHE IS
phonemes: kwˈɪɹ θˈɪŋ hˌaʊ ʃiː kˈiːps tɹˈæk ʌv θˈɪŋz hˈɪɹ ɹˈiːdz ðɪ ˈɑːɹɡəs ˈɛvɹi dˈeɪ, nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚ wˈɛɹ ʃiː ɪz.