text_original: If that had only been possible with Patsy! Now that Ralph had fairly put the question, "What's the matter with me?" his friend did not spare him.
text_transcription: IF THAT HAD ONLY BEEN POSSIBLE WITH PATSY NOW THAT RALPH HAD FAIRLY PUT THE QUESTION WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME HIS FRIEND DID NOT SPARE HIM
phonemes: ɪf ðæt hæd ˈoʊnli bˌɪn pˈɑːsᵻbəl wɪð pˈætsi! nˈaʊ ðæt ɹˈælf hæd fˈɛɹli pˌʊt ðə kwˈɛstʃən, "wˌʌts ðə mˈæɾɚ wɪð mˌiː?" hɪz fɹˈɛnd dɪdnˌɑːt spˈɛɹ hˌɪm.