text_original: "My friend," said he, seriously, "such is your regard for human life, you will probably one day be a pirate or an outlaw. This time we've had a laugh. The next time somebody will be weeping. I wish I were your father."
text_transcription: MY FRIEND SAID HE SERIOUSLY SUCH IS YOUR REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE YOU WILL PROBABLY ONE DAY BE A PIRATE OR AN OUTLAW THIS TIME WE HAD A LAUGH THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY WILL BE WEEPING I WISH I WERE YOUR FATHER
phonemes: "maɪ fɹˈɛnd," sˈɛd hiː, sˈɪɹiəsli, "sˈʌtʃ ɪz jʊɹ ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹd fɔːɹ hjˈuːmən lˈaɪf, juː wɪl pɹˈɑːbəbli wˈʌn dˈeɪ biː ɐ pˈaɪɹət ɔːɹ ɐn ˈaʊtlɔː. ðɪs tˈaɪm wiːvhˌæd ɐ lˈæf. ðə nˈɛkst tˈaɪm sˈʌmbɑːdi wɪl biː wˈiːpɪŋ. aɪ wˈɪʃ aɪ wɜː jʊɹ fˈɑːðɚ."