text_original: And what tickles me most is getting ahead of the Katcham woman. She's not going to spoil our Christmas by her mass meetin'.
text_transcription: AND WHAT TICKLES ME MOST IS GETTIN AHEAD OF THAT CATCHUM WOMAN SHE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL OUR CHRISTMAS BY HER MASS MEETIN
phonemes: ænd wʌt tˈɪkəlz mˌiː mˈoʊst ɪz ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ɐhˈɛd ʌvðə kˈætʃæm wˈʊmən. ʃiːz nˌɑːt ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə spˈɔɪl ˌaʊɚ kɹˈɪsməs baɪ hɜː mˈæs mˈiːtɪn.