text_original: And they conquered. And with the conquest typhus slowly retired from every spot in which they ruled. Nancy was jubilant. "We've met the enemy and they are ours. We have a new National Anthem and we sing it daily.
text_transcription: AND THEY CONQUERED AND WITH THE CONQUEST TYPHUS SLOWLY RETIRED FROM EVERY SPOT IN WHICH THEY WOOED NANCY WAS JUBIL WE'VE MET THE ENEMY AND THEY ARE OURS WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM AND WE SING IT DAILY
phonemes: ænd ðeɪ kˈɑːŋkɚd. ænd wɪððə kˈɑːŋkwɛst tˈaɪfəs slˈoʊli ɹᵻtˈaɪɚd fɹʌm ˈɛvɹi spˈɑːt ɪnwˌɪtʃ ðeɪ ɹˈuːld. nˈænsi wʌz dʒˈuːbɪlənt. "wiːv mˈɛt ðɪ ˈɛnəmi ænd ðeɪ ɑːɹ aʊɚz. wiː hæv ɐ nˈuː nˈæʃənəl ˈænθəm ænd wiː sˈɪŋ ɪt dˈeɪli.