text_original: Queer stories of the tricks that men played in order to get coal, headed for their neighbors, were told.
text_transcription: QUEER STORIES OF THE TRICKS THAT MEN PLAYED IN ORDER TO GET COLD HEADED FOR THEIR NEIGHBORS WERE TOLD
phonemes: kwˈɪɹ stˈɔːɹiz ʌvðə tɹˈɪks ðæt mˈɛn plˈeɪd ɪn ˈɔːɹdɚ tə ɡɛt kˈoʊl, hˈɛdᵻd fɔːɹ ðɛɹ nˈeɪbɚz, wɜː tˈoʊld.