text_original: "How should I know the vagaries of Patsy's mind?" the parson replied. It was funny, Dick told himself after it was over, the formal good behavior of the two, the conscious restraint that said louder than words throughout dinner, "I shall not be the one to offend."
text_transcription: HOW SHOULD I KNOW THE VAGARIES OF PATSY'S MIND THE PARSON WERE CALLED IT WAS FUNNY DICK TOLD HIMSELF AFTER IT WAS OVER THE FORMAL GOOD BEHAVIOUR OF THE TWO THE CONSCIOUS RESTRAINT THAT SAID LOUDER THAN WORDS THROUGHOUT DINNER I SHALL NOT BE THE ONE TO OFFEND
phonemes: "hˌaʊ ʃˌʊd aɪ nˈoʊ ðə vˈeɪɡɚɹiz ʌv pˈætsiz mˈaɪnd?" ðə pˈɑːɹsən ɹᵻplˈaɪd. ɪt wʌz fˈʌni, dˈɪk tˈoʊld hɪmsˈɛlf ˈæftɚɹ ɪt wʌz ˈoʊvɚ, ðə fˈɔːɹməl ɡˈʊd bᵻhˈeɪvjɚɹ ʌvðə tˈuː, ðə kˈɑːnʃəs ɹᵻstɹˈeɪnt ðæt sˈɛd lˈaʊdɚ ðɐn wˈɜːdz θɹuːˈaʊt dˈɪnɚ, "aɪʃˌɐl nˌɑːt biː ðə wˈʌn tʊ əfˈɛnd."