text_original: "I don't want to get well, I don't want to get well," set everybody to laughing. Then came "Christmas Night" and then  "Home, Sweet Home." It was almost too much for the singers themselves, for more than one lad on the stage dropped his head, unable to go on.
text_transcription: I DON'T WANT TO GET WELL I DON'T WANT TO GET WELL SAID EVERYBODY TO LAUGHING THEN CAME CHRISTMAS NIGHT AND THEN HOME'S SWEET HOME IT WAS ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR THE SINGERS THEMSELVES FOR MORE THAN ONE LAD ON THE STAGE DROPPED HIS HEAD UNABLE TO GO ON
phonemes: "aɪ dˈoʊnt wˈɔnt tə ɡɛt wˈɛl, aɪ dˈoʊnt wˈɔnt tə ɡɛt wˈɛl," sˈɛt ˈɛvɹɪbˌɑːdi tə lˈæfɪŋ. ðˈɛn kˈeɪm "kɹˈɪsməs nˈaɪt" ænd ðˈɛn  "hˈoʊm, swˈiːt hˈoʊm." ɪt wʌz ˈɔːlmoʊst tˈuː mʌtʃ fɚðə sˈɪŋɚz ðɛmsˈɛlvz, fɔːɹ mˈɔːɹ ðɐn wˈʌn lˈæd ɔnðə stˈeɪdʒ dɹˈɑːpt hɪz hˈɛd, ʌnˈeɪbəl tə ɡˌoʊ ˈɔn.