text_original: The women took it more seriously  they had to deal with him. Katie "licked" him, as she called it, faithfully and hard; and Mikey took it manfully as part of the order of things. He had his philosophy: "If you don't have no fun you don't git licked." He preferred fun, and hardened his soul to punishment.
text_transcription: THE WOMEN TOOK IT MORE SERIOUSLY THEY HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM KATIE LICKED HIM AS SHE CALLED IT FAITHFULLY AND HARD AND MIKEY TOOK IT MANFULLY AS PART OF THE ORDER OF THINGS HE HAD HIS PHILOSOPHY IF YOU DON'T HAVE NO FUN YOU DON'T GET LICKED HE PREFERRED FUN AND HARDENED HIS SOUL TO PUNISHMENT
phonemes: ðə wˈɪmɪn tˈʊk ɪt mˈɔːɹ sˈɪɹiəsli ðeɪ hædtə dˈiːl wɪð hˌɪm. kˈeɪɾi "lˈɪkt" hˌɪm, æz ʃiː kˈɔːld ɪt, fˈeɪθfəli ænd hˈɑːɹd; ænd mˈaɪki tˈʊk ɪt mˈænfəli æz pˈɑːɹt ʌvðɪ ˈɔːɹdɚɹ ʌv θˈɪŋz. hiː hæd hɪz fɪlˈɑːsəfi: "ɪf juː dˈoʊnt hæv nˈoʊ fˈʌn juː dˈoʊnt ɡˈɪt lˈɪkt." hiː pɹɪfˈɜːd fˈʌn, ænd hˈɑːɹdənd hɪz sˈoʊl tə pˈʌnɪʃmənt.