text_original: Often after that our slumbers were disturbed, and we would rise with maledictions in our mouths to fling the handiest thing at the serenaders.
text_transcription: OFTEN AFTER THAT OUR SLUMBERS WERE DISTURBED AND WE WOULD RISE WITH MALEDICTATIONS IN OUR MOUTHS TO FLING THE HANDIEST THING AT THE SERENADOR'S
phonemes: ˈɔfən ˈæftɚ ðæt ˌaʊɚ slˈʌmbɚz wɜː dɪstˈɜːbd, ænd wiː wʊd ɹˈaɪz wɪð mˌælɪdˈɪkʃənz ɪn ˌaʊɚ mˈaʊðz tə flˈɪŋ ðə hˈændiɪst θˈɪŋ æt ðə sˌɛɹənˈeɪdɚz.