text_original: THE HAIR BUYER TRAPPED To lie the night on adamant, pierced by the needles of the frost; to awake shivering and famished, until the meaning of an inch of ice on the backwater comes to your mind,  these are not calculated to put a man into an equable mood to listen to oratory.
text_transcription: THE HARE BUYER TRAPPED TO LIE THE NIGHT ON ADAMANT PIERCED BY THE NEEDLES OF THE FROST TO WAKE SHIVERING AND FAMISHED UNTIL THE MEANING OF AN ITCH OF ICE ON THE BACKWATER COMES TO YOUR MIND THESE ARE NOT CALCULATED TO PUT A MAN INTO AN EQUABLE MOOD TO LISTEN TO ORATORY
phonemes: ðə hˈɛɹ bˈaɪɚ tɹˈæpt tə lˈaɪ ðə nˈaɪt ˌɔn ˈædəmənt, pˈɪɹst baɪ ðə nˈiːdəlz ʌvðə fɹˈɔst; tʊ ɐwˈeɪk ʃˈɪvɚɹɪŋ ænd fˈæmɪʃt, ʌntˈɪl ðə mˈiːnɪŋ əvən ˈɪntʃ ʌv ˈaɪs ɔnðə bˈækwɔːɾɚ kˈʌmz tə jʊɹ mˈaɪnd,  ðiːz ɑːɹ nˌɑːt kˈælkjʊlˌeɪɾᵻd tə pˌʊt ɐ mˈæn ˌɪntʊ ɐn ˈɛkəbəl mˈuːd tə lˈɪsən tʊ ˈɔːɹətˌɔːɹi.