text_original: Behold me, David Ritchie, Federalist, execrably sober, at the head of the column behind the leader. Was it twenty minutes, or an hour, that we paraded?
text_transcription: BEHOLD ME DAVID RITCHEY FEDERALIST EXECRABLY SOBER AT THE HEAD OF THE COLUMN BEHIND THE LEADER WAS IT TWENTY MINUTES OR AN HOUR THAT WE PARADED
phonemes: bᵻhˈoʊld mˌiː, dˈeɪvɪd ɹˈɪtʃi, fˈɛdɚɹəlˌɪst, ɛɡzˈɛkɹəbli sˈoʊbɚ, æt ðə hˈɛd ʌvðə kˈɑːlʌm bᵻhˌaɪnd ðə lˈiːdɚ. wʌz ɪt twˈɛnti mˈɪnɪts, ɔːɹ ɐn ˈaʊɚ, ðæt wiː pɚɹˈeɪdᵻd?