text_original: Never! Was there ever such beauty, such archness, such coquetry,  such damned elusiveness? Never! If there is a cargo going up the river, let me be salted and lie at the bottom of it. I'll warrant you I'll not come to life."
text_transcription: NEVER WAS THERE EVER SUCH BEAUTY SUCH ARCHNESS SUCH COQUETRY SUCH DAMNED ELUSIVENESS NEVER IF THERE IS A CARGO GOING UP THE RIVER LET ME BE SALTED AND LIE AT THE BOTTOM OF IT I'LL WARRANT YOU I'LL NOT COME TO LIFE
phonemes: nˈɛvɚ! wʌz ðɛɹ ˈɛvɚ sˈʌtʃ bjˈuːɾi, sˈʌtʃ ˌɑːɹtʃnˈɛs, sˈʌtʃ kˈɑːkwɪtɹi,  sˈʌtʃ dˈæmd ᵻlˈuːsɪvnəs? nˈɛvɚ! ɪf ðɛɹ ɪz ɐ kˈɑːɹɡoʊ ɡˌoʊɪŋ ˌʌp ðə ɹˈɪvɚ, lˈɛt mˌiː biː sˈɔltᵻd ænd lˈaɪ æt ðə bˈɑːɾəm ʌv ɪt. aɪl wˈɔːɹənt juː aɪl nˌɑːt kˈʌm tə lˈaɪf."