text_original: I have not the heart to recall these jokes,  it would seem a sacrilege.
text_transcription: I HAVE NOT THE HEART TO RECALL THESE JOKES IT WOULD SEEM A SACRILEGE
phonemes: aɪ hɐvnˌɑːt ðə hˈɑːɹt tə ɹᵻkˈɔːl ðiːz dʒˈoʊks,  ɪt wʊd sˈiːm ɐ sˈækɹɪlˌɪdʒ.