text_original: Allow me to present to you, Major, Mr. David Ritchie. When my men objected to marching through ice skimmed water up to their necks, Mr. Ritchie showed them how."
text_transcription: ALLOW ME TO PRESENT TO YOU MAJOR MISTER DAVID RITCHEY WHEN MY MEN OBJECTED TO MARCHING THROUGH THE ICE SKIMMED WATER UP TO THEIR NECKS MISTER RITCHIE SHOWED THEM HOW
phonemes: ɐlˈaʊ mˌiː tə pɹɪzˈɛnt tə juː, mˈeɪdʒɚ, mˈɪstɚ. dˈeɪvɪd ɹˈɪtʃi. wˌɛn maɪ mˈɛn ɑːbdʒˈɛktᵻd tə mˈɑːɹtʃɪŋ θɹuː ˈaɪs skˈɪmd wˈɔːɾɚɹ ˌʌp tə ðɛɹ nˈɛks, mˈɪstɚ. ɹˈɪtʃi ʃˈoʊd ðˌɛm hˈaʊ."