text_original: And so pleased had the Major professed himself with my story of having outwitted his agent, that he must needs have more of my adventures. Colonel Clark gave him some, and Tom,  his tongue loosed by the toddy,  others. And the Colonel added to the debt I owed him by suggesting that Major Colfax take me to Virginia and recommend me to a lawyer there. "Nay," cried the Major, "I will do more.
text_transcription: AND SO PLEASED HAD THE MAJOR PROFESSED HIMSELF WITH MY STORY OF HAVING OUTWITTED HIS AGENT THAT HE MUST NEEDS HAVE MORE OF MY ADVENTURES COLONEL CARR GAVE HIM SOME AND TOM HIS TONGUE LOOSED BY THE TODDY OTHERS AND THE COLONEL ADDED TO THE DEBT I OWED HIM BY SUGGESTING THAT MAJOR COLFAX TAKE ME TO VIRGINIA AND RECOMMEND ME TO A LAWYER THERE NAY CRIED THE MAJOR I'LL DO MORE
phonemes: ænd sˌoʊ plˈiːzd hæd ðə mˈeɪdʒɚ pɹəfˈɛst hɪmsˈɛlf wɪð maɪ stˈɔːɹi ʌv hˌævɪŋ aʊtwˈɪɾᵻd hɪz ˈeɪdʒənt, ðæt hiː mˈʌst nˈiːdz hæv mˈɔːɹ ʌv maɪ ɐdvˈɛntʃɚz. kˈɜːnəl klˈɑːɹk ɡˈeɪv hˌɪm sˌʌm, ænd tˈɑːm,  hɪz tˈʌŋ lˈuːst baɪ ðə tˈɑːdi,  ˈʌðɚz. ænd ðə kˈɜːnəl ˈædᵻd tə ðə dˈɛt aɪ ˈoʊd hˌɪm baɪ sədʒˈɛstɪŋ ðæt mˈeɪdʒɚ kˈɑːlfæks tˈeɪk mˌiː tə vɜːdʒˈɪniə ænd ɹˌɛkəmˈɛnd mˌiː tʊ ɐ lˈɔɪɚ ðˈɛɹ. "nˈeɪ," kɹˈaɪd ðə mˈeɪdʒɚ, "aɪ wɪl dˈuː mˈɔːɹ.