text_original: And Xavier, who had a wen under his eye, laid his finger on it. "For shame, Xavier," cried Nick; "and you are balked by such things?" Xavier thought this an exceedingly good joke, and he took his pipe out of his mouth to laugh the better. "Me?
text_transcription: AND ZAYVIER WHO HAD A WIN UNDER HIS EYES LAID HIS FINGER ON IT FOR SHAME SAVIOUR CRIED NICK AND YOU ARE BALKED BY SUCH THINGS SAVIOR THOUGHT THIS AN EXCEEDINGLY GOOD JOKE AND HE TOOK HIS PIPE OUT OF HIS MOUTH TO LAUGH THE BETTER ME
phonemes: ænd zˈeɪviɚ, hˌuː hæd ɐ wˈɛn ˌʌndɚ hɪz ˈaɪ, lˈeɪd hɪz fˈɪŋɡɚɹ ˈɔn ɪt. "fɔːɹ ʃˈeɪm, zˈeɪviɚ," kɹˈaɪd nˈɪk; "ænd juː ɑːɹ bˈɔːkt baɪ sˈʌtʃ θˈɪŋz?" zˈeɪviɚ θˈɔːt ðɪs ɐn ɛksˈiːdɪŋli ɡˈʊd dʒˈoʊk, ænd hiː tˈʊk hɪz pˈaɪp ˌaʊɾəv hɪz mˈaʊθ tə lˈæf ðə bˈɛɾɚ. "mˈiː?