text_original: I was more than taken aback by this tribute. "Oh," cried Nick, "the arbiter of etiquette!"
text_transcription: I WAS MORE THAN TAKEN ABACK BY THIS TRIBUTE OH CRIED NICK THE ARBITER OF ETIQUETTE
phonemes: aɪ wʌz mˈɔːɹ ðɐn tˈeɪkən ɐbˈæk baɪ ðɪs tɹˈɪbjuːt. "ˈoʊ," kɹˈaɪd nˈɪk, "ðɪ ˈɑːɹbɪɾɚɹ ʌv ˈɛɾɪkət!"