text_original: "Egad," he said, "I believe the good Lord launched you wrong end to. Perchance you will be a child when you are fifty." He was silent a long time, and fell to musing. And I thought he had forgotten.
text_transcription: EGG GAD HE SAID I BELIEVE THE GOOD LORD LAUNCHED YOU WRONG IN TOO PERHAPS YOU'LL BE A CHILD WHEN YOU'RE FIFTY HE WAS SILENT A LONG TIME AND FELL TO MUSING AND I THOUGHT HE HAD FORGOTTEN
phonemes: "ˈɛɡæd," hiː sˈɛd, "aɪ bᵻlˈiːv ðə ɡˈʊd lˈɔːɹd lˈɑːntʃt juː ɹˈɔŋ ˈɛnd tuː. pɚtʃˈæns juː wɪl biː ɐ tʃˈaɪld wɛn juː ɑːɹ fˈɪfti." hiː wʌz sˈaɪlənt ɐ lˈɔŋ tˈaɪm, ænd fˈɛl tə mjˈuːzɪŋ. ænd aɪ θˈɔːt hiː hæd fɚɡˈɑːʔn̩.