text_original: Major Lewis came in with roast pig on platter. You know roast pig, Davy?... 'N'Jackson pulls out's hunting knife n'waves it very mashestic....
text_transcription: MAJOR LEWCE CAME IN WITH ROAST PIG ON PLATTER YOU KNOW ROAST PIG DAVY AND JACKSON PULLS OUT A HUNTING KNIFE AND WEIGHS YOUR VERY MAJESTIC
phonemes: mˈeɪdʒɚ lˈuːɪs kˈeɪm ɪn wɪð ɹˈoʊst pˈɪɡ ˌɔn plˈæɾɚ. juː nˈoʊ ɹˈoʊst pˈɪɡ, dˈeɪvi?... ˈɛndʒˈæksən pˈʊlz ˈaʊts hˈʌntɪŋ nˈaɪf ˈɛnwˈeɪvz ɪt vˈɛɹi mæʃˈɛstɪk....