text_original: 'N'then we all went to the Red Heifer  " "What the deuce is the Red Heifer?" I asked. "'N'dishtillery over a shpring, 'n'they blow a horn when the liquor runsh.
text_transcription: AND THEN WE ALL WENT TO THE RED HEIFER WHAT THE DEUCE IS THE RED HEIFER I ASKED DISTILLERY OVER THIS SPRING AND THEY BLOW HORN WHEN THE LIQUORS WRENCH
phonemes: ˈɛnðˈɛn wiː ˈɔːl wɛnt tə ðə ɹˈɛd hˈɛfɚ  " "wˌʌt ðə djˈuːs ɪz ðə ɹˈɛd hˈɛfɚ?" aɪ ˈæskt. "ˈɛndˈɪʃtɪlɚɹi ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐ ˌɛsˈeɪtʃpɹˈɪŋ, ˈɛnθˈeɪ blˈoʊ ɐ hˈɔːɹn wɛn ðə lˈɪkɚ ɹˈʌnʃ.