text_original: Truly, the agony of a brave man is among the greatest of the world's tragedies to see. As they splashed onward through the tree trunks, many a joke went forth, though lips were drawn and teeth pounded together.
text_transcription: TRULY THE AGONY OF A BRAVE MAN IS AMONG THE GREATEST OF THE WORLD'S TRAGEDIES TO SEE AS THEY SPLASHED ONWARD TOWARD THE TREE TRUNKS MANY A JOKE WENT FORTH THOUGH LIPS WERE DRAWN AND TEETH POUNDED TOGETHER
phonemes: tɹˈuːli, ðɪ ˈæɡəni əvə bɹˈeɪv mˈæn ɪz ɐmˌʌŋ ðə ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst ʌvðə wˈɜːldz tɹˈædʒədiz tə sˈiː. æz ðeɪ splˈæʃt ˈɑːnwɚd θɹuː ðə tɹˈiː tɹˈʌŋks, mˈɛni ɐ dʒˈoʊk wɛnt fˈɔːɹθ, ðˌoʊ lˈɪps wɜː dɹˈɔːn ænd tˈiːθ pˈaʊndᵻd təɡˈɛðɚ.