text_original: "Let Kaiser Fritz catch his bear ere he sells its hide! He has never tried to mount the Eagle's Ladder!
text_transcription: LET KAISER FRITZ CATCH HIS BEAR ERE HE SELLS ITS HIDE HE HAS NEVER TRIED TO MOUNT THE EAGLE'S LADDER
phonemes: "lˈɛt kˈaɪzɚ fɹˈɪts kˈætʃ hɪz bˈɛɹ ˈɛɹ hiː sˈɛlz ɪts hˈaɪd! hiː hɐz nˈɛvɚ tɹˈaɪd tə mˈaʊnt ðɪ ˈiːɡəlz lˈædɚ!