text_original: But of course you don't know 'Woodlands or Mr. de Crespigny. How should you, when you've never been in Berkshire before ? And he — not Mr. de Crespigny, he's a nasty, fidgety, hypochon — what's its name — old man ? — but Launcelot Darrell is so accomplished.
text_transcription: BUT OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW WOODLANDS OR MISTER DE CRISPINION HOW SHOULD YOU WHEN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN BERKSHIRE BEFORE AND HE NOT MISTER DE CRISPINI HE'S A NASTY FIDGETY HYPOCHON WHAT'S ITS NAME OLD MAN BUT LAUNCELOT DARRELL IS SO ACCOMPLISHED
phonemes: bˌʌt ʌv kˈɔːɹs juː dˈoʊnt nˈoʊ wˈʊdləndz ɔːɹ mˈɪstɚ. də kɹˈɛspɪɡni. hˌaʊ ʃˈʊd juː, wˌɛn juːv nˈɛvɚ bˌɪn ɪn bˈɜːkʃɚ bᵻfˈɔːɹ ? ænd hiː — nˌɑːt mˈɪstɚ. də kɹˈɛspɪɡni, hiːz ɐ nˈæsti, fˈɪdʒɪɾi, hˌaɪpoʊtʃˈɑːn — wˌʌts ɪts nˈeɪm — ˈoʊld mˈæn ? — bˌʌt lˈɔːnsɪlˌɑːt dˈæɹəl ɪz sˌoʊ ɐkˈɑːmplɪʃt.