text_original: "My dear, you must know that the aver  age man is, in theory, enamoured of virtue, but in practice his devotion usually takes the form of insisting on that of his female belongings " "A vicarious offering to the gods," said Mary, " which it is to be hoped is sometimes efficacious
text_transcription: MY DEAR YOU MUST KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE MAN IS IN THEORY ENAMOURED OF VIRTUE BUT IN PRACTICE HIS DEVOTION USUALLY TAKES THE FORM OF INSISTING ON THAT OF HIS FEMALE BELONGINGS A VICARIOUS OFFERING TO THE GOD SAID MARY WHICH IS TO BE HOPED IS SOMETIMES EFFICACIOUS
phonemes: "maɪ dˈɪɹ, juː mˈʌst nˈoʊ ðætðɪ ɐvˈɜːɹ ˈeɪdʒ mˈæn ɪz, ɪn θˈiəɹi, ɪnˈæmɚd ʌv vˈɜːtʃuː, bˌʌt ɪn pɹˈæktɪs hɪz dɪvˈoʊʃən jˈuːʒuːəli tˈeɪks ðə fˈɔːɹm ʌv ɪnsˈɪstɪŋ ˌɔn ðæt ʌv hɪz fˈiːmeɪl bᵻlˈɔŋɪŋz " "ɐ vɪkˈɛɹiəs ˈɔfɚɹɪŋ tə ðə ɡˈɑːdz," sˈɛd mˈɛɹi, " wˌɪtʃ ɪɾ ɪz təbi hˈoʊpt ɪz sˈʌmtaɪmz ˌɛfɪkˈeɪʃəs