text_original: "When the landless heir returns to his home, he scarcely expects to find two angels wait  ing for him on the threshold. I might have been a little more careful of my toilet, had I been able to foresee my reception.
text_transcription: WHEN THE LANDLESS HEIR RETURNS TO HIS HOME HE SCARCELY EXPECTS TO FIND TWO ANGELS WAITING FOR HIM ON THE THRESHOLD I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL OF MY TOILET HAD I BEEN ABLE TO FORESEE MY RECEPTION
phonemes: "wˌɛn ðə lˈændləs ˈɛɹ ɹᵻtˈɜːnz tə hɪz hˈoʊm, hiː skˈɛɹsli ɛkspˈɛkts tə fˈaɪnd tˈuː ˈeɪndʒəlz wˈeɪt ˈɪŋ fɔːɹ hˌɪm ɔnðə θɹˈɛʃoʊld. aɪ mˌaɪthɐv bˌɪn ɐ lˈɪɾəl mˈɔːɹ kˈɛɹfəl ʌv maɪ tˈɔɪlɪt, hæd aɪ bˌɪn ˈeɪbəl tə fɔːɹsˈiː maɪ ɹᵻsˈɛpʃən.