text_original: The friends of his father in law dandled him on their knees, while he played with their whiskers, and, before he was thirteen months old, taught him to suck brandy impregnated with gunpowder, through the touch hole of a pistol.
text_transcription: THE FRIENDS OF HIS FATHER IN LAW DANDLED HIM ON THEIR KNEES WHILE HE PLAYED WITH THEIR WHISKERS AND BEFORE HE WAS THIRTEEN MONTHS OLD TAUGHT HIM TO SUCK BRANDY IMPREGNATED WITH GUNPOWDER THROUGH THE TOUCH HOLE OF A PISTOL
phonemes: ðə fɹˈɛndz ʌv hɪz fˈɑːðɚɹ ɪn lˈɔː dˈændəld hˌɪm ˌɔn ðɛɹ nˈiːz, wˌaɪl hiː plˈeɪd wɪð ðɛɹ wˈɪskɚz, ænd, bᵻfˌɔːɹ hiː wʌz θˈɜːtiːn mˈʌnθs ˈoʊld, tˈɔːt hˌɪm tə sˈʌk bɹˈændi ɪmpɹˈɛɡneɪɾᵻd wɪð ɡˈʌnpaʊdɚ, θɹuː ðə tˈʌtʃ hˈoʊl əvə pˈɪstəl.