text_original: Chelsea was a long way from the Waterloo Phcenix, in spite of the short cuts ; but wherever the Signora's pupils are thickest, we're obliged to pitch our tents. They're thickest about Tottenham court Road and Euston Square way now : so we're living in the Pilasters, Dudley Street." '? The Pilasters ! That sounds quite grand, Dick."
text_transcription: CHELSEA WAS A LONG WAY FROM THE WATERLOO PHOENIX IN SPITE OF THE SHORT CUTS BUT WHEREVER THE SENORA'S PUPILS ARE THICKEST WE'RE OBLIGED TO PITCH OUR TENTS THEY'RE THICKEST ABOUT TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD AND EUSTON SQUARE WAY NOW SO WE'RE LIVING IN THE PILASTER'S DUDLEY STREET THE PILASTERS THAT SOUNDS QUITE GRAND DICK
phonemes: tʃˈɛlsiː wʌzɐ lˈɔŋ wˈeɪ fɹʌmðə wˈɔːɾɚlˌuː pˌiːˈeɪtʃsˈɛnɪks, ɪn spˈaɪt ʌvðə ʃˈɔːɹt kˈʌts ; bˌʌt wɛɹˈɛvɚ ðə sɪnjˈɔːɹəz pjˈuːpəlz ɑːɹ θˈɪkɪst, wɪɹ əblˈaɪdʒd tə pˈɪtʃ ˌaʊɚ tˈɛnts. ðeɪɚ θˈɪkɪst ɐbˌaʊt tˈɑːtənˌæm kˈɔːɹt ɹˈoʊd ænd jˈuːstən skwˈɛɹ wˈeɪ nˈaʊ : sˌoʊ wɪɹ lˈɪvɪŋ ɪnðə pˈɪlæstɚz, dˈʌdli stɹˈiːt."? ðə pˈɪlæstɚz ! ðæt sˈaʊndz kwˈaɪt ɡɹˈænd, dˈɪk."