text_original: This was Aunt Kezzy's regular exordium every Saturday night; for we children, being blinded, as she supposed, by natural depravity, always made strange mistakes in reckoning time on Saturday afternoons.
text_transcription: THIS WAS AUNT KEZY'S REGULAR EXORDIUM EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR WE CHILDREN BEING BLINDED AS SHE SUPPOSED BY NATURAL DEPRAVITY ALWAYS MADE STRANGE MISTAKES IN RECKONING TIME ON SATURDAY AFTERNOONS
phonemes: ðɪs wʌz ˈænt kˈɛziz ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚɹ ɛɡzˈɔːɹdiəm ˈɛvɹi sˈæɾɚdˌeɪ nˈaɪt; fɔːɹ wiː tʃˈɪldɹən, bˌiːɪŋ blˈaɪndᵻd, æz ʃiː səpˈoʊzd, baɪ nˈætʃɚɹəl dᵻpɹˈævᵻɾi, ˈɔːlweɪz mˌeɪd stɹˈeɪndʒ mɪstˈeɪks ɪn ɹˈɛkənɪŋ tˈaɪm ˌɔn sˈæɾɚdˌeɪ ˌæftɚnˈuːnz.