text_original: A certain needy author having found means to present a manuscript to one of those sons of fortune who are dignified with the appellation of patrons, instead of reaping that applause and advantage with which he had regaled his fancy, had the mortification to find his performance treated with infinite irreverence and contempt, and, in high dudgeon and disappointment, appealed to the judgment of another critic, who, he knew, had no veneration for the first.
text_transcription: A CERTAIN NEEDY AUTHOR HAVING FOUND MEANS TO PRESENT A MANUSCRIPT TO ONE OF THOSE SONS OF FORTUNE WHO ARE DIGNIFIED WITH THE APPELLATION OF PATRONS INSTEAD OF REAPING THAT APPLAUSE AND ADVANTAGE WITH WHICH HE HAD REGALED HIS FANCY HAD THE MORTIFICATION TO FIND HIS PERFORMANCE TREATED WITH INFINITE IRREVERENCE AND CONTEMPT AND IN HIGH DUDGEON AND DISAPPOINTMENT APPEALED TO THE JUDGMENT OF ANOTHER CRITIC WHO HE KNEW HAD NO VENERATION FOR THE FIRST
phonemes: ɐ sˈɜːʔn̩ nˈiːdi ˈɔːθɚ hˌævɪŋ fˈaʊnd mˈiːnz tə pɹɪzˈɛnt ɐ mˈænjuːskɹˌɪpt tə wˈʌn ʌv ðoʊz sˈʌnz ʌv fˈɔːɹtʃʊn hˌuː ɑːɹ dˈɪɡnᵻfˌaɪd wɪððɪ ɐpɪlˈeɪʃən ʌv pˈeɪtɹənz, ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ɹˈiːpɪŋ ðæt ɐplˈɔːz ænd ɐdvˈæntɪdʒ wɪð wˌɪtʃ hiː hæd ɹᵻɡˈeɪld hɪz fˈænsi, hæd ðə mˌɔːɹɾɪfɪkˈeɪʃən tə fˈaɪnd hɪz pɚfˈɔːɹməns tɹˈiːɾᵻd wɪð ˈɪnfɪnət ɪɹˈɛvɚɹəns ænd kəntˈɛmpt, ænd, ɪn hˈaɪ dˈʌdʒɑːn ænd dˌɪsɐpˈɔɪntmənt, ɐpˈiːld tə ðə dʒˈʌdʒmənt ʌv ɐnˈʌðɚ kɹˈɪɾɪk, hˈuː, hiː nˈuː, hæd nˈoʊ vˌɛnɚɹˈeɪʃən fɚðə fˈɜːst.