text_original: We all burst into an uproarious laugh. But it came to be rather a serious affair for Bill, as his good father was in the practice of enforcing truth and duty by certain modes of moral suasion much recommended by Solomon, though fallen into disrepute at the present day.
text_transcription: WE ALL BURST INTO AN UPROARIOUS LAUGH BUT IT CAME TO BE RATHER A SERIOUS AFFAIR FOR BILL AS HIS GOOD FATHER WAS IN THE PRACTICE OF ENFORCING TRUTH AND DUTY BY CERTAIN MODES OF MORAL SUASION MUCH RECOMMENDED BY SOLOMON THOUGH FALLEN INTO DISREPUTE AT THE PRESENT DAY
phonemes: wiː ˈɔːl bˈɜːst ˌɪntʊ ɐn ʌpɹˈɔːɹiəs lˈæf. bˌʌt ɪt kˈeɪm təbi ɹˈæðɚɹ ɐ sˈɪɹiəs ɐfˈɛɹ fɔːɹ bˈɪl, æz hɪz ɡˈʊd fˈɑːðɚ wʌz ɪnðə pɹˈæktɪs ʌv ɛnfˈɔːɹsɪŋ tɹˈuːθ ænd dˈuːɾi baɪ sˈɜːʔn̩ mˈoʊdz ʌv mˈɔːɹəl swˈeɪʒən mˈʌtʃ ɹˌɛkəmˈɛndᵻd baɪ sˈɑːlɑːmən, ðˌoʊ fˈɔːlən ˌɪntʊ dˌɪsɹɪpjˈuːt æt ðə pɹˈɛzənt dˈeɪ.