text_original: Whereupon the amiable '_something_' made no scruple of telling the lob worm that his _betters_ found no fault with the place, and instanced its friend and admirer the Alderney cow. "On which the lob worm affected forgetfulness, and exclaimed, 'Cow?
text_transcription: WHEREUPON THE AMIABLE SOMETHING MADE NO SCRUPLE OF TELLING THE LAWBORM THAT HIS BETTERS FOUND NO FAULT WITH THE PLACE AND INSTANCED ITS FRIEND AND ADMIRER OF THE ALDERNEY COW ON WHICH THE LAWBORM AFFECTED FORGETFULNESS AND EXCLAIMED COW
phonemes: wˈɛɹəpˌɑːn ðɪ ˈeɪmiəbəl sˈʌmθɪŋ mˌeɪd nˈoʊ skɹˈuːpəl ʌv tˈɛlɪŋ ðə lˈɑːb wˈɜːm ðæt hɪz bˈɛɾɚz fˈaʊnd nˈoʊ fˈɔlt wɪððə plˈeɪs, ænd ˈɪnstənst ɪts fɹˈɛnd ænd ɐdmˈaɪɚɹɚ ðɪ ˈɔːldɚni kˈaʊ. "ˌɔn wˌɪtʃ ðə lˈɑːb wˈɜːm ɐfˈɛktᵻd fɚɡˈɛtfəlnəs, ænd ɛksklˈeɪmd, kˈaʊ?