text_original: The Pilasters would be very nice, if we'd two sides of the way, but unfortu  nately we haven't; the other side's stables. It WAITING. 105 isn't my prejudices make me object to that ; but the grooms make such an abominable noise cleaning down their horses, and I wake every morning out of a dream in which it's Boxing  night, and my transformation scene is getting the goose."
text_transcription: THE PILASTERS WOULD BE VERY NICE IF WE'D TWO SIDES OF THE WAY BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVEN'T THE OTHER SIDE STABLES IT ISN'T MY PREJUDICES MAKE ME OBJECT TO THAT BUT THE GROOMS MAKE SUCH AN ABOMINABLE NOISE CLEANING DOWN THEIR HORSES AND I WAKE EVERY MORNING OUT OF A DREAM IN WHICH IT'S BOXING NIGHT AND MY TRANSFORMATION SCENE IS GETTING THE GOOSE
phonemes: ðə pˈɪlæstɚz wʊd biː vˈɛɹi nˈaɪs, ɪf wiːd tˈuː sˈaɪdz ʌvðə wˈeɪ, bˌʌt ʌnfˈɔːɹɾuː nˈeɪtli wiː hˈævənt; ðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪdz stˈeɪbəlz. ɪt wˈeɪɾɪŋ. wˈʌnhˈʌndɹɪd fˈaɪv ˌɪzənt maɪ pɹˈɛdʒuːdɪsᵻz mˌeɪk mˌiː ˈɑːbdʒɛkt tə ðˈæt ; bˌʌt ðə ɡɹˈuːmz mˌeɪk sˈʌtʃ ɐn ɐbˈɑːmɪnəbəl nˈɔɪz klˈiːnɪŋ dˌaʊn ðɛɹ hˈɔːɹsᵻz, ænd aɪ wˈeɪk ˈɛvɹi mˈɔːɹnɪŋ ˌaʊɾəv ɐ dɹˈiːm ɪnwˌɪtʃ ɪts bˈɑːksɪŋ nˈaɪt, ænd maɪ tɹænsfɔːɹmˈeɪʃən sˈiːn ɪz ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ðə ɡˈuːs."