text_original: As for the mad Frenchman with the beard, if you give him so much as a cheese paring, you b—ch, I'll send you back to the hole, among your old companions; an impudent dog! I'll teach him to draw his sword upon the governor of an English county jail.
text_transcription: AS FOR THE MAD FRENCHMAN WITH THE BEARD IF YOU GIVE HIM SO MUCH AS A CHEESE PEARING YOU BITCH I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE HOLE AMONG YOUR OLD COMPANIONS AN IMPUDENT DOG I'LL TEACH HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD UPON THE GOVERNOR OF AN ENGLISH COUNTY JAIL
phonemes: æz fɚðə mˈæd fɹˈɛntʃmən wɪððə bˈɪɹd, ɪf juː ɡˈɪv hˌɪm sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ æz ɐ tʃˈiːz pˈɛɹɪŋ, juː bˈiː—sˌiːˈeɪtʃ, aɪl sˈɛnd juː bˈæk tə ðə hˈoʊl, ɐmˌʌŋ jʊɹ ˈoʊld kəmpˈæniənz; ɐn ɪmpjˈuːdənt dˈɑːɡ! aɪl tˈiːtʃ hˌɪm tə dɹˈɔː hɪz sˈɔːɹd əpˌɑːn ðə ɡˈʌvɚnɚɹ əvən ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ kˈaʊnti dʒˈeɪl.