text_original: God gave you your thumbs and all, but still, the Creator, you know, may fail To do the artistic thing, as he did in the furnishing me with a tail."
text_transcription: GOD GAVE YOU YOUR THUMBS AND ALL BUT STILL THE CREATOR YOU KNOW MAY FAIL TO DO THE ARTISTIC THING AS HE DID IN THE FURNISHING ME WITH A TAIL
phonemes: ɡˈɑːd ɡˈeɪv juː jʊɹ θˈʌmz ænd ˈɔːl, bˌʌt stˈɪl, ðə kɹiːˈeɪɾɚ, juː nˈoʊ, mˈeɪ fˈeɪl tə dˈuː ðɪ ɑːɹtˈɪstɪk θˈɪŋ, æz hiː dˈɪd ɪnðə fˈɜːnɪʃɪŋ mˌiː wɪð ɐ tˈeɪl."