text_original: If such you be, courteous reader, I say again, have a little patience; for your entertainment we are about to write.
text_transcription: IF SUCH BE YOU COURTEOUS READER I SAY AGAIN HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT WE ARE ABOUT TO WRITE
phonemes: ɪf sˈʌtʃ juː bˈiː, kˈɜːɾiəs ɹˈiːdɚ, aɪ sˈeɪ ɐɡˈɛn, hæv ɐ lˈɪɾəl pˈeɪʃəns; fɔːɹ jʊɹ ˌɛntɚtˈeɪnmənt wiː ɑːɹ ɐbˌaʊt tə ɹˈaɪt.