text_original: The little ones went out all hilarity and delight, and divided the tools with considerable show of justice, while Aunt Judy nodded to them approvingly out of her window, and then settled down to an interesting sum in that most peculiar of all arithmetical rules, "_The Rule of False_," the principle of which is, that out of two errors, made by yourself from two wrong guesses, you arrive at a discovery of the truth!
text_transcription: THE LITTLE ONES WENT OUT ALL HILARITY AND DELIGHT AND DIVIDED THE TOOLS WITH CONSIDERABLE SHOW OF JUSTICE WHILE AUNT JUDY NODDED TO THEM APPROVINGLY OUT OF HER WINDOW AND THEN SETTLED DOWN TO AN INTERESTING SUM IN THAT MOST PECULIAR OF ALL ARITHMETICAL RULES THE RULE OF FALSE THE PRINCIPLE OF WHICH IS THAT OUT OF TWO ERRORS MADE BY YOURSELF FROM TWO WRONG GUESSES YOU ARRIVE AT A DISCOVERY OF THE TRU
phonemes: ðə lˈɪɾəl wˈʌnz wɛnt ˈaʊt ˈɔːl hɪlˈæɹᵻɾi ænd dᵻlˈaɪt, ænd dᵻvˈaɪdᵻd ðə tˈuːlz wɪð kənsˈɪdɚɹəbəl ʃˈoʊ ʌv dʒˈʌstɪs, wˌaɪl ˈænt dʒˈuːdi nˈɑːdᵻd tə ðˌɛm ɐpɹˈuːvɪŋli ˌaʊɾəv hɜː wˈɪndoʊ, ænd ðˈɛn sˈɛɾəld dˌaʊn tʊ ɐn ˈɪntɹɛstɪŋ sˈʌm ɪn ðæt mˈoʊst pɪkjˈuːlɪɹ ʌv ˈɔːl ˌæɹɪθmˈɛɾɪkəl ɹˈuːlz, "ðə ɹˈuːl ʌv fˈɔls," ðə pɹˈɪnsɪpəl ʌvwˈɪtʃ ɪz, ðæt ˌaʊɾəv tˈuː ˈɛɹɚz, mˌeɪd baɪ jɔːɹsˈɛlf fɹʌm tˈuː ɹˈɔŋ ɡˈɛsᵻz, juː ɚɹˈaɪv æɾə dɪskˈʌvɚɹi ʌvðə tɹˈuːθ!