text_original: " No, my love," he said, " it's not quite such an easy matter. I know a man who writes farces now and then for the Funambules — a very clever fellow — but he doesn't get many orders to give away, and that's not exactly the theatre I should like to take you to.
text_transcription: NO MY LOVE HE SAID IT IS NOT QUITE SUCH AN EASY MATTER I KNOW A MAN WHO WRITES FARCES NOW AND THEN FOR THE FUNAMBIEU A VERY CLEVER FELLOW BUT HE DOESN'T GET MANY ORDERS TO GIVE AWAY AND THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE THEATRE I SHOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO
phonemes: " nˈoʊ, maɪ lˈʌv," hiː sˈɛd, " ɪts nˌɑːt kwˈaɪt sˈʌtʃ ɐn ˈiːzi mˈæɾɚ. aɪ nˈoʊ ɐ mˈæn hˌuː ɹˈaɪts fˈɑːɹsᵻz nˈaʊ ænd ðˈɛn fɚðə fˈʌnɐmbjˌuːlz — ɐ vˈɛɹi klˈɛvɚ fˈɛloʊ — bˌʌt hiː dˈʌzənt ɡɛt mˈɛni ˈɔːɹdɚz tə ɡˈɪv ɐwˈeɪ, ænd ðæts nˌɑːt ɛɡzˈæktli ðə θˈiəɾɚɹ aɪ ʃˌʊd lˈaɪk tə tˈeɪk juː tuː.