text_original: After this affectionate preamble, she told him that her husband was then engaged in a quarterly meeting of the jewellers, from whence he never failed to return quite overwhelmed with wine, tobacco, and the phlegm of his own constitution; so that he would fall fast asleep as soon as his head should touch the pillow, and she be at liberty to entertain the lover without interruption, provided he could find means to deceive the jealous vigilance of Wilhelmina, and conceal himself in some corner of the house, unsuspected and unperceived.
text_transcription: AFTER THIS AFFECTIONATE PREAMBLE SHE TOLD HIM THAT HER HUSBAND WAS THEN ENGAGED IN THE QUARTERLY MEETING OF THE JEWELLERS FROM WHENCE HE NEVER FAILED TO RETURN QUITE OVERWHELMED WITH WINE TOBACCO AND THE PHLEGM OF HIS OWN CONSTITUTION SO THAT HE WOULD FALL FAST ASLEEP AS SOON AS HIS HEAD SHOULD TOUCH THE PILLOW AND SHE BE AT LIBERTY TO ENTERTAIN THE LOVER WITHOUT INTERRUPTION PROVIDED HE COULD FIND MEANS TO DECEIVE THE JEALOUS VIGILANCE OF WILHELMINA AND CONCEAL HIMSELF IN SOME CORNER OF THE HOUSE UNSUSPECTED AND UNPERCEIVED
phonemes: ˈæftɚ ðɪs ɐfˈɛkʃənət pɹˈiːæmbəl, ʃiː tˈoʊld hˌɪm ðæt hɜː hˈʌsbənd wʌz ðˈɛn ɛŋɡˈeɪdʒd ɪn ɐ kwˈɔːɹɾɚli mˈiːɾɪŋ ʌvðə dʒˈuːəlɚz, fɹʌm wˈɛns hiː nˈɛvɚ fˈeɪld tə ɹᵻtˈɜːn kwˈaɪt ˌoʊvɚwˈɛlmd wɪð wˈaɪn, təbˈækoʊ, ænd ðə flˈɛm ʌv hɪz ˈoʊn kˌɑːnstɪtˈuːʃən; sˌoʊ ðæt hiː wʊd fˈɔːl fˈæst ɐslˈiːp æz sˈuːn æz hɪz hˈɛd ʃˌʊd tˈʌtʃ ðə pˈɪloʊ, ænd ʃiː biː æt lˈɪbɚɾi tʊ ˌɛntɚtˈeɪn ðə lˈʌvɚ wɪðˌaʊt ˌɪntɚɹˈʌpʃən, pɹəvˈaɪdᵻd hiː kʊd fˈaɪnd mˈiːnz tə dᵻsˈiːv ðə dʒˈɛləs vˈɪdʒɪləns ʌv wˌɪlhəlmˈiːnə, ænd kənsˈiːl hɪmsˈɛlf ɪn sˌʌm kˈɔːɹnɚɹ ʌvðə hˈaʊs, ʌnsəspˈɛktᵻd ænd ʌnpɚsˈiːvd.