text_original: What is to be done? Come, I will tell you a story, on one positive understanding, namely, that whoever teazes, or even _twits_, shall be turned out of the company." No. 5 sat up in his chair like a dart in an instant, and vowed that he would be the best of the good, till Aunt Judy had finished her story. "After which—" concluded he, with a wink and another grin. "After which, I shall expect you to be better still," was Aunt Judy's emphatic rejoinder. And peace being now completely established, she commenced: "There was once upon a time—what do you think?"
text_transcription: WHAT IS TO BE DONE COME I WILL TELL YOU A STORY ON ONE POSITIVE UNDERSTANDING NAMELY THAT WHOEVER TEASES OR EVEN TWITS SHALL BE TURNED OUT OF COMPANY NUMBER FIVE SAT UP IN HIS CHAIR LIKE A DART IN AN INSTANT AND VOWED THAT HE WOULD BE THE BEST OF THE GOOD TILL AUNT JUDY HAD FINISHED HER STORY AFTER WHICH I SHALL EXPECT YOU TO BE BETTER STILL WAS AUNT JUDY'S EMPHATIC REJOINDER AND PEACE BEING NOW COMPLETELY ESTABLISHED SHE COMMENCED THERE WAS ONCE UPON A TIME WHAT DO YOU THINK
phonemes: wˌʌt ɪz təbi dˈʌn? kˈʌm, aɪ wɪl tˈɛl juː ɐ stˈɔːɹi, ˌɔn wˈʌn pˈɑːzᵻtˌɪv ˌʌndɚstˈændɪŋ, nˈeɪmli, ðæt huːˈɛvɚ tˈiːzᵻz, ɔːɹ ˈiːvən twˈɪts, ʃˌæl biː tˈɜːnd ˌaʊɾəv ðə kˈʌmpəni." nˈoʊ. fˈaɪv sˈæt ˌʌp ɪn hɪz tʃˈɛɹ lˈaɪk ɐ dˈɑːɹt ɪn ɐn ˈɪnstənt, ænd vˈaʊd ðæt hiː wʊd biː ðə bˈɛst ʌvðə ɡˈʊd, tˈɪl ˈænt dʒˈuːdi hæd fˈɪnɪʃt hɜː stˈɔːɹi. "ˈæftɚ wˈɪtʃ—" kəŋklˈuːdᵻd hiː, wɪð ɐ wˈɪŋk ænd ɐnˈʌðɚ ɡɹˈɪn. "ˈæftɚ wˈɪtʃ, aɪʃˌɐl ɛkspˈɛkt juː təbi bˈɛɾɚ stˈɪl," wʌz ˈænt dʒˈuːdiz ɛmfˈæɾɪk ɹᵻdʒˈɔɪndɚ. ænd pˈiːs bˌiːɪŋ nˈaʊ kəmplˈiːtli ɪstˈæblɪʃt, ʃiː kəmˈɛnst: "ðɛɹwˌʌz wˈʌns əpˌɑːn ɐ tˈaɪm—wˌʌt dˈuː juː θˈɪŋk?"