text_original: But as my garden joins his down the middle, if he takes away the oyster shells all round his, then one of _my_ sides—the one in the middle, I mean—will be left bare, don't you see? and I want to keep the oyster shells all round may garden, because mamma says there are still some zoophytes upon them. So how is it to be?" What a perplexity!
text_transcription: BUT AS MY GARDEN JOINS HIS DOWN THE MIDDLE IF HE TAKES AWAY THE OYSTER SHELL ALL ROUND HIS THEN ONE OF MY SIDES THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE I MEAN WILL BE LEFT BARE DON'T YOU SEE AND I WANT TO KEEP THE OYSTER SHELLS ALL ROUND MY GARDEN BECAUSE MAMA SAYS THERE ARE STILL SOME ZOOPHYTES UPON THEM SO HOW IS IT TO BE WHAT A PERPLEXITY
phonemes: bˌʌt æz maɪ ɡˈɑːɹdən dʒˈɔɪnz hɪz dˌaʊn ðə mˈɪdəl, ɪf hiː tˈeɪks ɐwˈeɪ ðɪ ˈɔɪstɚ ʃˈɛlz ˈɔːl ɹˈaʊnd hˈɪz, ðˈɛn wˈʌn ʌv maɪ sˈaɪdz—ðə wˈʌn ɪnðə mˈɪdəl, aɪ mˈiːn—wɪl biː lˈɛft bˈɛɹ, dˈoʊnt juː sˈiː? ænd aɪ wˈɔnt tə kˈiːp ðɪ ˈɔɪstɚ ʃˈɛlz ˈɔːl ɹˈaʊnd mˈeɪ ɡˈɑːɹdən, bɪkˈʌz mˈæmə sˈɛz ðɛɹˌɑːɹ stˈɪl sˌʌm zˈuːfaɪts əpˌɑːn ðˌɛm. sˌoʊ hˌaʊ ɪz ɪt tə bˈiː?" wˌʌt ɐ pɚplˈɛksᵻɾi!