text_original: How often was our invention stretched to find wherewithal to keep up our stock of excitement in a line with the duties of the day!
text_transcription: HOW OFTEN WAS OUR INVENTION STRETCHED TO FIND WHEREWITHAL TO KEEP UP OUR STOCK OF EXCITEMENT IN A LINE WITH THE DUTIES OF THE DAY
phonemes: hˌaʊ ˈɔfən wʌz ˌaʊɚɹ ɪnvˈɛnʃən stɹˈɛtʃt tə fˈaɪnd wˈɛɹwɪðˌɔːl tə kˈiːp ˌʌp ˌaʊɚ stˈɑːk ʌv ɛksˈaɪtmənt ɪn ɐ lˈaɪn wɪððə dˈuːɾiz ʌvðə dˈeɪ!