text_original: Congratulate yourself, therefore, my friend, upon your happy deliverance from such a domestic plague—upon the voluntary exile of a traitor from your bosom.—Recollect the dictates of your duty, your discretion, and your glory, and think upon the honours and elevated enjoyment for which you are certainly ordained.
text_transcription: CONGRATULATE YOURSELF THEREFORE MY FRIEND UPON YOUR HAPPY DELIVERANCE FROM SUCH A DOMESTIC PLAGUE UPON THE VOLUNTARY EXILE OF A TRAITOR FROM YOUR BOSOM RECOLLECT THE DICTATES OF YOUR DUTY AND YOUR DISCRETION AND YOUR GLORY AND THINK UPON THE HONORS AND ELEVATED ENJOYMENT FOR WHICH YOU ARE CERTAINLY ORDAINED
phonemes: kəŋɡɹˈætʃʊlˌeɪt jɔːɹsˈɛlf, ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ, maɪ fɹˈɛnd, əpˌɑːn jʊɹ hˈæpi dᵻlˈɪvɚɹəns fɹʌm sˈʌtʃ ɐ dəmˈɛstɪk plˈeɪɡ—əpˌɑːn ðə vˈɑːləntɚɹi ˈɛɡzaɪl əvə tɹˈeɪɾɚ fɹʌm jʊɹ bˈʊzəm.—ɹˈɛkəlˌɛkt ðə dˈɪkteɪts ʌv jʊɹ dˈuːɾi, jʊɹ dɪskɹˈɛʃən, ænd jʊɹ ɡlˈɔːɹi, ænd θˈɪŋk əpˌɑːn ðɪ ˈɑːnɚz ænd ˈɛlɪvˌeɪɾᵻd ɛndʒˈɔɪmənt fɔːɹ wˌɪtʃ juː ɑːɹ sˈɜːʔn̩li ɔːɹdˈeɪnd.