text_original: The nearest and queerest and dearest of all The race that is loving and winning and small; The sweetest, most faithful, the truest and best Dispenser of merriment, love and unrest!
text_transcription: THE NEAREST AND QUEEREST AND DEAREST OF ALL THE RACE THAT IS LOVING AND WINNING AND SMALL THE SWEETEST MOST FAITHFUL THE TRUEST AND BEST DISPENSER OF MERRIMENT LOVE AND UNREST
phonemes: ðə nˌɪɹɪst ænd kwˈɪɹɪst ænd dˈɪɹɪst ʌv ˈɔːl ðə ɹˈeɪs ðæt ɪz lˈʌvɪŋ ænd wˈɪnɪŋ ænd smˈɔːl; ðə swˈiːɾɪst, mˈoʊst fˈeɪθfəl, ðə tɹˈuːəst ænd bˈɛst dɪspˈɛnsɚɹ ʌv mˈɛɹɪmənt, lˈʌv ænd ʌnɹˈɛst!