text_original: He read all the pleasing by laws touching the non  division of dinners, and the admissibility of exchanges in the way of a dish for a dessert, or a dessert for a dish, by payment of a few extra centimes.
text_transcription: HE READ ALL THE PLEASING BYELAWS TOUCHING THE NON DIVISION OF DINNERS AND THE ADMISSIBILITY OF EXCHANGES IN THE WAY OF A DISH FOR A DESSERT OR A DESSERT FOR A DISH BY PAYMENT OF A FEW EXTRA SANTINES
phonemes: hiː ɹˈiːd ˈɔːl ðə plˈiːzɪŋ baɪ lˈɔːz tˈʌtʃɪŋ ðə nˈɑːn dᵻvˈɪʒən ʌv dˈɪnɚz, ænd ðɪ ɐdmˌɪsəbˈɪlᵻɾi ʌv ɛkstʃˈeɪndʒᵻz ɪnðə wˈeɪ əvə dˈɪʃ fɚɹə dɪzˈɜːt, ɔːɹ ɐ dɪzˈɜːt fɚɹə dˈɪʃ, baɪ pˈeɪmənt əvə fjˈuː ˈɛkstɹə sˈɛntɪmz.