text_original: "Feeling glum?" asked Radwin, stupidly, as he gazed at his chief. "A fool question that!" snapped the older man. "It is, rather," admitted the younger man. "Radwin, you're an idiot!" "Thank you!" "You told me you had those three Pollard boys taken care of  'canned' was the word you used. Yet, the first thing we saw, when we me out on the harbor, was those same boys, looking their finest. And they went into today's affair and beat us. We've lost the speed and endurance test."
text_transcription: FEELING GLUM ASKED RADWIN STUPIDLY AS HE GAZED AT HIS CHIEF A FOOL QUESTION THAT SNAPPED THE OLDER MAN IT IS RATHER ADMITTED THE YOUNGER MAN RADWIN YOU'RE AN IDIOT THANK YOU YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD THOSE THREE POLLARD BOYS TAKEN CARE OF CANNED WAS THE WORD YOU USED YET THE FIRST THING WE SAW WHEN WE MET OUT ON THE HARBOR WAS THOSE SAME BOYS LOOKING THEIR FINEST AND THEY WENT INTO TO DAY'S AFFAIR AND BEAT US WE'VE LOST THE SPEED AND THE ENDURANCE TEST
phonemes: "fˈiːlɪŋ ɡlˈʌm?" ˈæskt ɹˈædwɪn, stˈuːpɪdli, æz hiː ɡˈeɪzd æt hɪz tʃˈiːf. "ɐ fˈuːl kwˈɛstʃən ðˈæt!" snˈæpt ðɪ ˈoʊldɚ mˈæn. "ɪɾ ˈɪz, ɹˈæðɚ," ɐdmˈɪɾᵻd ðə jˈʌŋɡɚ mˈæn. "ɹˈædwɪn, jʊɹ ɐn ˈɪdɪət!" "θˈæŋk juː!" "juː tˈoʊld mˌiː juː hæd ðoʊz θɹˈiː pˈɑːlɑːɹd bˈɔɪz tˈeɪkən kˈɛɹ ʌv kˈænd wʌzðə wˈɜːd juː jˈuːzd. jˈɛt, ðə fˈɜːst θˈɪŋ wiː sˈɔː, wˌɛn wiː mˌiː ˈaʊt ɔnðə hˈɑːɹbɚ, wʌz ðoʊz sˈeɪm bˈɔɪz, lˈʊkɪŋ ðɛɹ fˈaɪnɪst. ænd ðeɪ wɛnt ˌɪntʊ tədˈeɪz ɐfˈɛɹ ænd bˈiːt ˌʌs. wiːv lˈɔst ðə spˈiːd ænd ɛndˈʊɹɹəns tˈɛst."