text_original: I remember once how my Cousin Bill got into deep disgrace one Sunday by a roguish trick. He was just about to close his Bible with all sobriety, when snap came a grasshopper through an open window, and alighted in the middle of the page.
text_transcription: I REMEMBER ONCE HOW MY COUSIN BILL GOT INTO DEEP DISGRACE ONE SUNDAY BY A ROGUISH TRICK HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE HIS BIBLE WITH ALL SOBRIETY WHEN SNAP CAME A GRASSHOPPER THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW AND ALIGHTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE
phonemes: aɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ wˈʌns hˌaʊ maɪ kˈʌzən bˈɪl ɡɑːt ˌɪntʊ dˈiːp dɪsɡɹˈeɪs wˈʌn sˈʌndeɪ baɪ ɐ ɹˈoʊɡɪʃ tɹˈɪk. hiː wʌz dʒˈʌst ɐbˌaʊt tə klˈoʊz hɪz bˈaɪbəl wɪð ˈɔːl səbɹˈaɪəɾi, wˌɛn snˈæp kˈeɪm ɐ ɡɹˈæshɑːpɚ θɹuː ɐn ˈoʊpən wˈɪndoʊ, ænd ɐlˈaɪɾᵻd ɪnðə mˈɪdəl ʌvðə pˈeɪdʒ.