text_original: The German, enraged at this comparison, was quite abandoned by his patience and discretion. He called the knight an English clown, and, swearing he was the most untoward beast of a whole nation of mules, snatched up one of the candlesticks, which he launched at him with such force and violence, that it sung through the air, and, winging its flight into the ante chamber, encountered the skull of his own valet, who with immediate prostration received the message of his master.
text_transcription: THE GERMAN ENRAGED AT THIS COMPARISON WAS QUITE ABANDONED BY HIS PATIENCE AND DISCRETION HE CALLED THE KNIGHT AN ENGLISH CLOWN AND SWEARING HE WAS THE MOST UNTOWARD BEAST OF A WHOLE NATION OF MULES SNATCHED UP ONE OF THE CANDLESTICKS WHICH HE LAUNCHED AT HIM WITH SUCH FORCE AND VIOLENCE THAT IT SUNK THROUGH THE AIR AND WINGING IN ITS FLIGHT INTO THE ANTECHAMBER ENCOUNTERED THE SKULL OF HIS OWN VALET WHO WITH IMMEDIATE PROSTRATION RECEIVED THE MESSAGE OF HIS MASTER
phonemes: ðə dʒˈɜːmən, ɛnɹˈeɪdʒd æt ðɪs kəmpˈæɹɪsən, wʌz kwˈaɪt ɐbˈændənd baɪ hɪz pˈeɪʃəns ænd dɪskɹˈɛʃən. hiː kˈɔːld ðə nˈaɪt ɐn ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ klˈaʊn, ænd, swˈɛɹɪŋ hiː wʌzðə mˈoʊst ʌntəwˈɔːɹd bˈiːst əvə hˈoʊl nˈeɪʃən ʌv mjˈuːlz, snˈætʃt ˌʌp wˈʌn ʌvðə kˈændəlstˌɪks, wˌɪtʃ hiː lˈɑːntʃt æt hˌɪm wɪð sˈʌtʃ fˈɔːɹs ænd vˈaɪələns, ðˌɐɾɪt sˈʌŋ θɹuː ðɪ ˈɛɹ, ænd, wˈɪŋɪŋ ɪts flˈaɪt ˌɪntʊ ðɪ ˈæntiː tʃˈeɪmbɚ, ɛŋkˈaʊntɚd ðə skˈʌl ʌv hɪz ˈoʊn vælˈeɪ, hˌuː wɪð ɪmˈiːdɪət pɹɑːstɹˈeɪʃən ɹᵻsˈiːvd ðə mˈɛsɪdʒ ʌv hɪz mˈæstɚ.