text_original: What if his frenzy should prompt him to search his wife's chamber for gallants? this would certainly be the first place to which he would direct his inquiry; or, granting this supposition chimerical, I may be seized with an irresistible inclination to cough, before he is oppressed with sleep; he may be waked by the noise I shall make in disengaging myself from this embarrassed situation; and, finally, I may find it impracticable to retire unseen or unheard, after everything else shall have succeeded to my wish."
text_transcription: WHAT IF HIS FRENZY SHOULD PROMPT HIM TO SEARCH HIS WIFE'S CHAMBER FOR GALLANTS THIS WOULD CERTAINLY BE THE FIRST PLACE TO WHICH HE WOULD DIRECT HIS INQUIRY OR GRANTING THIS SUPPOSITION CHIMERICAL I MAY BE SEIZED WITH AN IRRESISTIBLE INCLINATION TO COUGH BEFORE HE IS OPPRESSED WITH SLEEP HE MAY BE WAKED BY THE NOISE I SHALL MAKE IN DISENGAGING MYSELF FROM THIS EMBARRASSED SITUATION AND FINALLY I MAY FIND IT IMPRACTICABLE TO RETIRE UNSEEN OR UNHEARD AFTER EVERYTHING ELSE SHALL HAVE SUCCEEDED TO MY WISH
phonemes: wˌʌt ɪf hɪz fɹˈɛnzi ʃˌʊd pɹˈɑːmpt hˌɪm tə sˈɜːtʃ hɪz wˈaɪfz tʃˈeɪmbɚ fɔːɹ ɡˈælənts? ðɪs wʊd sˈɜːʔn̩li biː ðə fˈɜːst plˈeɪs tʊ wˌɪtʃ hiː wʊd dᵻɹˈɛkt hɪz ˈɪŋkwɚɹi; ɔːɹ, ɡɹˈæntɪŋ ðɪs səpəzˈɪʃən tʃaɪmˈɛɹɪkəl, aɪ mˈeɪ biː sˈiːzd wɪð ɐn ɪɹᵻzˈɪstᵻbəl ɪŋklɪnˈeɪʃən tə kˈɔf, bᵻfˌɔːɹ hiː ɪz əpɹˈɛst wɪð slˈiːp; hiː mˈeɪ biː wˈeɪkt baɪ ðə nˈɔɪz aɪʃˌɐl mˌeɪk ɪn dˌɪsɛŋɡˈeɪdʒɪŋ maɪsˈɛlf fɹʌm ðɪs ɛmbˈæɹəst sˌɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən; ænd, fˈaɪnəli, aɪ mˈeɪ fˈaɪnd ɪɾ ɪmpɹˈæktɪkəbəl tə ɹᵻtˈaɪɚɹ ʌnsˈiːn ɔːɹ ʌnhˈɜːd, ˈæftɚɹ ˈɛvɹɪθˌɪŋ ˈɛls ʃˌæl hæv səksˈiːdᵻd tə maɪ wˈɪʃ."