text_original: Pirate in the offing!" Such a startling announcement was well calculated to silence all laughter; and the imposing figure who now appeared round the corner certainly did nothing to encourage mirth: a very tall, very gaunt, very bony lady, severely but richly dressed; her face hidden in the remote recesses of a more than usually capacious poke bonnet.
text_transcription: PIRATE IN THE OFFING SUCH A STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT WAS WELL CALCULATED TO SILENCE ALL LAUGHTER AND THE IMPOSING FIGURE WHO NOW APPEARED ROUND THE CORNER CERTAINLY DID NOTHING TO ENCOURAGE MIRTH A VERY TALL VERY GAUNT VERY BONY LADY SEVERELY BUT RICHLY DRESSED HER FACE HIDDEN IN THE REMOTE RECESSES OF A MORE THAN USUALLY CAPACIOUS POKE BONNET
phonemes: pˈaɪɹət ɪnðɪ ˈɔfɪŋ!" sˈʌtʃ ɐ stˈɑːɹɾəlɪŋ ɐnˈaʊnsmənt wʌz wˈɛl kˈælkjʊlˌeɪɾᵻd tə sˈaɪləns ˈɔːl lˈæftɚ; ænd ðɪ ɪmpˈoʊzɪŋ fˈɪɡjɚ hˌuː nˈaʊ ɐpˈɪɹd ɹˈaʊnd ðə kˈɔːɹnɚ sˈɜːʔn̩li dˈɪd nˈʌθɪŋ tʊ ɛŋkˈɜːɹɪdʒ mˈɜːθ: ɐ vˈɛɹi tˈɔːl, vˈɛɹi ɡˈɔːnt, vˈɛɹi bˈoʊni lˈeɪdi, sᵻvˈɪɹli bˌʌt ɹˈɪtʃli dɹˈɛst; hɜː fˈeɪs hˈɪdən ɪnðə ɹᵻmˈoʊt ɹˈiːsɛsᵻz əvə mˈɔːɹ ðɐn jˈuːʒuːəli kəpˈeɪʃəs pˈoʊk bˈɑːnɪt.