text_original: The disfiguration of my nose, the pain I have undergone, with the discomposure of brain which it produced, I could bear as a philosopher; but the disappointment of the ladies, my glory will not permit me to overlook.
text_transcription: THE DISFIGURATION OF MY NOSE THE PAIN I HAVE UNDERGONE WITH THE DISCOMPOSURE OF BRAIN WHICH IT PRODUCED I COULD BEAR AS A PHILOSOPHER BUT THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE LADIES MY GLORY WILL NOT PERMIT ME TO OVERLOOK
phonemes: ðə dɪsfˌɪɡjɚɹˈeɪʃən ʌv maɪ nˈoʊz, ðə pˈeɪn aɪ hæv ˌʌndɚɡˈɑːn, wɪððə dɪskəmpˈoʊʒɚɹ ʌv bɹˈeɪn wˌɪtʃ ɪt pɹədˈuːst, aɪ kʊd bˈɛɹ æz ɐ fɪlˈɑːsəfɚ; bˌʌt ðə dˌɪsɐpˈɔɪntmənt ʌvðə lˈeɪdiz, maɪ ɡlˈɔːɹi wɪl nˌɑːt pɚmˈɪt mˌiː tʊ ˌoʊvɚlˈʊk.