text_original: Have a little patience, gentle, delicate, sublime critic; you, I doubt not, are one of those consummate connoisseurs, who, in their purifications, let humour evaporate, while they endeavour to preserve decorum, and polish wit, until the edge of it is quite worn off.
text_transcription: HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE GENTLE DELICATE SUBLIME CRITIC YOU I DOUBT NOT ARE ONE OF THOSE CONSUMMATE CONNOISSEURS WHO IN THEIR PURIFICATIONS LET HUMOR EVAPORATE WHILE THEY ENDEAVOR TO PRESERVE DECORUM AND POLISH WIT UNTIL THE EDGE OF IT IS QUITE WORN OFF
phonemes: hæv ɐ lˈɪɾəl pˈeɪʃəns, dʒˈɛntəl, dˈɛlᵻkət, sʌblˈaɪm kɹˈɪɾɪk; juː, aɪ dˈaʊt nˈɑːt, ɑːɹ wˈʌn ʌv ðoʊz kˈɑːnsəmˌeɪt kˌɑːnəsˈʊɹz, hˈuː, ɪn ðɛɹ pjˌʊɹɹɪfɪkˈeɪʃənz, lˈɛt hjˈuːmɚɹ ɪvˈæpɚɹˌeɪt, wˌaɪl ðeɪ ɛndˈɛvɚ tə pɹɪzˈɜːv dᵻkˈɔːɹəm, ænd pˈɑːlɪʃ wˈɪt, ʌntˈɪl ðɪ ˈɛdʒ ʌv ɪɾ ɪz kwˈaɪt wˈɔːɹn ˈɔf.