text_original: O well contrived beverage! O happy composition, by which all the miseries of life are so easily cured!
text_transcription: OH WELL CONTRIVED BEVERAGE OH HAPPY COMPOSITION BY WHICH ALL THE MISERIES OF LIFE ARE SO EASILY CURED
phonemes: ˈoʊ wˈɛl kəntɹˈaɪvd bˈɛvɚɹɪdʒ! ˈoʊ hˈæpi kˌɑːmpəzˈɪʃən, baɪ wˌɪtʃ ˈɔːl ðə mˈɪzɚɹiz ʌv lˈaɪf ɑːɹ sˌoʊ ˈiːzili kjˈʊɹd!