text_original: Having thus bespoken the indulgence of our guests, let us now produce the particulars of our entertainment, and speedily conduct our adventurer through the stage of infancy, which seldom teems with interesting incidents.
text_transcription: HAVING THUS BESPOKEN THE INDULGENCE OF OUR GUESTS LET US NOW PRODUCE THE PARTICULARS OF OUR ENTERTAINMENT AND SPEEDILY CONDUCT OUR ADVENTURER THROUGH THE STAGE OF INFANCY WHICH SELDOM TEEMS WITH INTERESTING INCIDENTS
phonemes: hˌævɪŋ ðˈʌs bᵻspˈoʊkən ðɪ ɪndˈʌldʒəns ʌv ˌaʊɚ ɡˈɛsts, lˈɛt ˌʌs nˈaʊ pɹədˈuːs ðə pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚz ʌv ˌaʊɚɹ ˌɛntɚtˈeɪnmənt, ænd spˈiːdili kˈɑːndʌkt ˌaʊɚɹ ɐdvˈɛntʃɚɹɚ θɹuː ðə stˈeɪdʒ ʌv ˈɪnfənsi, wˌɪtʃ sˈɛldəm tˈiːmz wɪð ˈɪntɹɛstɪŋ ˈɪnsɪdənts.