text_original: I happened to be lucky in this first essay; for the borrower, having in six weeks expended the money, made an excursion on the highway, was apprehended, tried, convicted of felony, and cut his own throat, to prevent the shame of a public execution; so that his bond was discharged by the insurers.
text_transcription: I HAPPENED TO BE LUCKY IN THIS FIRST ESSAY FOR THE BORROWER HAVING IN SIX WEEKS EXPENDED THE MONEY MADE AN EXCURSION ON THE HIGHWAY WAS APPREHENDED TRIED CONVICTED OF FELONY AND CUT HIS OWN THROAT TO PREVENT THE SHAME OF A PUBLIC EXECUTION SO THAT HIS BOND WAS DISCHARGED BY THE INSURERS
phonemes: aɪ hˈæpənd təbi lˈʌki ɪn ðɪs fˈɜːst ˈɛseɪ; fɚðə bˈɑːɹoʊɚ, hˌævɪŋ ɪn sˈɪks wˈiːks ɛkspˈɛndᵻd ðə mˈʌni, mˌeɪd ɐn ɛkskˈɜːʃən ɔnðə hˈaɪweɪ, wʌz ˌæpɹihˈɛndᵻd, tɹˈaɪd, kənvˈɪktᵻd ʌv fˈɛləni, ænd kˈʌt hɪz ˈoʊn θɹˈoʊt, tə pɹɪvˈɛnt ðə ʃˈeɪm əvə pˈʌblɪk ˌɛksɪkjˈuːʃən; sˌoʊ ðæt hɪz bˈɑːnd wʌz dɪstʃˈɑːɹdʒd baɪ ðɪ ɪnʃˈʊɹɹɚz.