text_original: "If one begins to wish," suggested No. 5, stretching his legs out to their full extent, "one may as well wish oneself a grand person with a lot of gardeners to clear away the weeds as fast as they come up, and save one the trouble."
text_transcription: IF ONE BEGINS TO WISH SUGGESTED NUMBER FIVE STRETCHING HIS LEGS OUT TO THEIR FULL EXTENT ONE MAY AS WELL WISH ONESELF A GRAND PERSON WITH A LOT OF GARDENERS TO CLEAR AWAY THE WEEDS AS FAST AS THEY COME UP AND SAVE ONE THE TROUBLE
phonemes: "ɪf wˈʌn bɪɡˈɪnz tə wˈɪʃ," sədʒˈɛstᵻd nˈoʊ. fˈaɪv, stɹˈɛtʃɪŋ hɪz lˈɛɡz ˈaʊt tə ðɛɹ fˈʊl ɛkstˈɛnt, "wˈʌn mˈeɪ æz wˈɛl wˈɪʃ wʌnsˈɛlf ɐ ɡɹˈænd pˈɜːsən wɪð ɐ lˈɑːt ʌv ɡˈɑːɹdənɚz tə klˈɪɹ ɐwˈeɪ ðə wˈiːdz æz fˈæst æz ðeɪ kˈʌm ˈʌp, ænd sˈeɪv wˈʌn ðə tɹˈʌbəl."