text_original: "How trim he appears," the horse exclaimed, "since his awkward thumbs are gone! For the life of me I cannot see why the Lord ever put them on!"
text_transcription: HOW TRIM HE APPEARS THE HORSE EXCLAIMED SINCE HIS AWKWARD THUMBS ARE GONE FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANNOT SEE WHY THE LORD EVER PUTS THEM ON
phonemes: "hˌaʊ tɹˈɪm hiː ɐpˈɪɹz," ðə hˈɔːɹs ɛksklˈeɪmd, "sˈɪns hɪz ˈɔːkwɚd θˈʌmz ɑːɹ ɡˈɔn! fɚðə lˈaɪf ʌv mˌiː aɪ kænˈɑːt sˈiː wˌaɪ ðə lˈɔːɹd ˈɛvɚ pˌʊt ðˌɛm ˈɔn!"