text_original: *'Why not butter my feet, and then perhaps I shall be able to cross this pitch pond."
text_transcription: WHY NOT BUTTER MY FEET AND THEN PERHAPS I SHALL BE ABLE TO CROSS THIS PITCH POND
phonemes: ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk wˌaɪ nˌɑːt bˈʌɾɚ maɪ fˈiːt, ænd ðˈɛn pɚhˈæps aɪʃˌɐl biː ˈeɪbəl tə kɹˈɔs ðɪs pˈɪtʃ pˈɑːnd."