text_original: Never, since beef steaks were invented, was seen such a fat cow as this cow grew to be. Killing day came, and the neighbours arrived from all about to witness the taking off of this monstrously fat beast.
text_transcription: NEVER SINCE BEEFSTEAKS WERE INVENTED WAS SEEN SUCH A FAT COW AS THIS COW GREW TO BE KILLING DAY CAME AND THE NEIGHBORS ARRIVED FROM ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS THE TAKING OFF OF THIS MONSTROUSLY FAT BEAST
phonemes: nˈɛvɚ, sˈɪns bˈiːf stˈeɪks wɜːɹ ɪnvˈɛntᵻd, wʌz sˈiːn sˈʌtʃ ɐ fˈæt kˈaʊ æz ðɪs kˈaʊ ɡɹˈuː tə bˈiː. kˈɪlɪŋ dˈeɪ kˈeɪm, ænd ðə nˈeɪbɚz ɚɹˈaɪvd fɹʌm ˈɔːl ɐbˌaʊt tə wˈɪtnəs ðə tˈeɪkɪŋ ˈɔf ʌv ðɪs mˈɔnstɹəsli fˈæt bˈiːst.