text_original: A greater chemist none than I Who, from materials hard and dry, Have taught men to extract with skill More precious juice than from a still. Although I'm often out of case, I'm not ashamed to show my face. Though at the tables of the great I near the sideboard take my seat; Yet the plain 'squire, when dinner's done, Is never pleased till I make one; He kindly bids me near him stand, And often takes me by the hand.
text_transcription: A GREATER CHEMIST NONE THAN I WHO FROM MATERIALS HARD AND DRY HAVE TAUGHT MEN TO EXTRACT WITH SKILL MORE PRECIOUS JUICE THAN FROM A STILL ALTHOUGH I'M OFTEN OUT OF CASE I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SHOW MY FACE THOUGH AT THE TABLES OF THE GRAET I NEAR THE SIDEBOARD TAKE MY SEAT YET THE PLAIN SQUIRE WHEN DINNER'S DONE IS NEVER PLEAS'D TILL I MAKE ONE HE KINDLY BIDS ME NEAR HIM STAND AND OFTEN TAKES ME BY THE HAND
phonemes: ɐ ɡɹˈeɪɾɚ kˈɛmɪst nˈʌn ðɐn aɪ hˈuː, fɹʌm mətˈɪɹiəlz hˈɑːɹd ænd dɹˈaɪ, hæv tˈɔːt mˈɛn tʊ ɛkstɹˈækt wɪð skˈɪl mˈɔːɹ pɹˈɛʃəs dʒˈuːs ðɐn fɹʌm ɐ stˈɪl. ɔːlðˈoʊ aɪm ˈɔfən ˌaʊɾəv kˈeɪs, aɪm nˌɑːt ɐʃˈeɪmd tə ʃˈoʊ maɪ fˈeɪs. ðˌoʊ æt ðə tˈeɪbəlz ʌvðə ɡɹˈeɪt aɪ nˌɪɹ ðə sˈaɪdbɔːɹd tˈeɪk maɪ sˈiːt; jˈɛt ðə plˈeɪn skwˈaɪɚ, wˌɛn dˈɪnɚz dˈʌn, ɪz nˈɛvɚ plˈiːzd tˈɪl aɪ mˈeɪk wˌʌn; hiː kˈaɪndli bˈɪdz mˌiː nˌɪɹ hˌɪm stˈænd, ænd ˈɔfən tˈeɪks mˌiː baɪ ðə hˈænd.