text_original: ON THE POSTERIORS Because I am by nature blind, I wisely choose to walk behind; However, to avoid disgrace, I let no creature see my face.
text_transcription: ON THE POSTERIORS BECAUSE I AM BY NATURE BLIND I WISELY CHOOSE TO WALK BEHIND HOWEVER TO AVOID DISGRACE I LET NO CREATURE SEE MY FACE
phonemes: ɔnðə pɑːstˈɪɹiɚz bɪkˈʌz aɪɐm baɪ nˈeɪtʃɚ blˈaɪnd, aɪ wˈaɪzli tʃˈuːz tə wˈɔːk bᵻhˈaɪnd; haʊˈɛvɚ, tʊ ɐvˈɔɪd dɪsɡɹˈeɪs, aɪ lˈɛt nˈoʊ kɹˈiːtʃɚ sˈiː maɪ fˈeɪs.