text_original: "Ah, well!" he sighed, sitting down and motioning them to sit beside him. "Now you must give me full particulars: your names, ages, professions, if any—" "How exciting!"
text_transcription: AH WELL HE SIGHED SITTING DOWN AND MOTIONING THEM TO SIT BESIDE HIM NOW YOU MUST GIVE ME FULL PARTICULARS YOUR NAMES AGES PROFESSIONS IF ANY HOW EXCITING
phonemes: "ˈɑː, wˈɛl!" hiː sˈaɪd, sˈɪɾɪŋ dˌaʊn ænd mˈoʊʃənɪŋ ðˌɛm tə sˈɪt bᵻsˈaɪd hˌɪm. "nˈaʊ juː mˈʌst ɡˈɪv mˌiː fˈʊl pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚz: jʊɹ nˈeɪmz, ˈeɪdʒᵻz, pɹəfˈɛʃənz, ɪf ˌɛni—" "hˌaʊ ɛksˈaɪɾɪŋ!"