text_original: 'The great question is,' says he, 'am I fast or am I slow? If I'm slow, we may as well go on with breakfast.
text_transcription: THE GREAT QUESTION IS SAYS HE AM I FAST OR AM I SLOW IF I'M SLOW WE MAY AS WELL GO ON WITH BREAKFAST
phonemes: ðə ɡɹˈeɪt kwˈɛstʃən ɪz,sˈɛz hiː, æm aɪ fˈæst ɔːɹ ɐm aɪ slˈoʊ? ɪf aɪm slˈoʊ, wiː mˈeɪ æz wˈɛl ɡˌoʊ ˌɔn wɪð bɹˈɛkfəst.