text_original: Though he cringed to his deanship in very low strains, To others he boasted of knocking out brains, And slitting of noses, and cropping of ears, While his own ass's zags were more fit for the shears.
text_transcription: THOUGH HE CRINGED TO HIS DEANSHIP IN VERY LOW STRAINS TO OTHERS HE BOASTED OF KNOCKING OUT BRAINS AND SLITTING OF NOSES AND CROPPING OF EARS WHILE HIS OWN ASS'S ZAGS WERE MORE FIT FOR THE SHEARS
phonemes: ðˌoʊ hiː kɹˈɪndʒd tə hɪz dˈiːnʃɪp ɪn vˈɛɹi lˈoʊ stɹˈeɪnz, tʊ ˈʌðɚz hiː bˈoʊstᵻd ʌv nˈɑːkɪŋ ˈaʊt bɹˈeɪnz, ænd slˈɪɾɪŋ ʌv nˈoʊzᵻz, ænd kɹˈɑːpɪŋ ʌv ˈɪɹz, wˌaɪl hɪz ˈoʊn ˈæsᵻz zˈæɡz wɜː mˈɔːɹ fˈɪt fɚðə ʃˈɪɹz.