text_original: This I told you before; do you know what I mean, sir? "Not I, by my troth, sir."  Then read it again, sir. The reason I send you these lines of rhymes double, Is purely through pity, to save you the trouble Of thinking two hours for a rhyme as you did last, When your Pegasus canter'd in triple, and rid fast. As for my little nag, which I keep at Parnassus, With Phoebus's leave, to run with his asses, He goes slow and sure, and he never is jaded, While your fiery steed is whipp'd, spurr'd, bastinaded.
text_transcription: THIS I TOLD YOU BEFORE DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SIR NOT I BY MY TROTH SIR THEN READ IT AGAIN SIR THE REASON I SEND YOU THESE LINES OF RHYME DOUBLE IS PURELY THROUGH PITY TO SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE OF THINKING TWO HOURS FOR A RHYME AS YOU DID LAST WHEN YOUR PEGUS IS CANTERED IN TRIPLE AND RIDDFAST AS FOR MY LITTLE NAG WHICH I KEEP AT PARNASSUS WITH PHOEBUS'S LEAVE TO RUN WITH HIS ASSES HE GOES SLOW AND SURE AND HE NEVER IS JADED WHILE YOUR FIERY STEED IS WHIPPED SPURRED AND BASTINATED
phonemes: ðɪs aɪ tˈoʊld juː bᵻfˈɔːɹ; dˈuː juː nˈoʊ wʌt aɪ mˈiːn, sˌɜː? "nˌɑːt ˈaɪ, baɪ maɪ tɹˈɑːθ, sˌɜː."  ðˈɛn ɹˈiːd ɪɾ ɐɡˈɛn, sˌɜː. ðə ɹˈiːzən aɪ sˈɛnd juː ðiːz lˈaɪnz ʌv ɹˈaɪmz dˈʌbəl, ɪz pjˈʊɹli θɹuː pˈɪɾi, tə sˈeɪv juː ðə tɹˈʌbəl ʌv θˈɪŋkɪŋ tˈuː ˈaʊɚz fɚɹɚ ɹˈaɪm æz juː dˈɪd lˈæst, wˌɛn jʊɹ pˈɛɡəsəs kˈæntɚd ɪn tɹˈɪpəl, ænd ɹˈɪd fˈæst. æz fɔːɹ maɪ lˈɪɾəl nˈæɡ, wˌɪtʃ aɪ kˈiːp æt pˈɑːɹnəʃəs, wɪð fˈoʊbəsᵻz lˈiːv, tə ɹˈʌn wɪð hɪz ˈæsᵻz, hiː ɡoʊz slˈoʊ ænd ʃˈʊɹ, ænd hiː nˈɛvɚɹ ɪz dʒˈeɪdᵻd, wˌaɪl jʊɹ fˈaɪɚɹi stˈiːd ɪz wˈɪpd, spˈɜːd, bˈæstɪnˌeɪdᵻd.