text_original: The Dean and his merits we every one know, But this skip of a lawyer, where the de'il did he grow? How greater his merit at Four Courts or House, Than the barking of Towzer, or leap of a louse!
text_transcription: THE DEAN AND HIS MERIT WE EVERY ONE KNOW BUT THIS SKIP OF A LAWYER WHERE THE DALE DID HE GROW HOW GREATER HIS MERIT AT FOUR COURTS OR HOUSE THAN THE BARKING OF TOWSER OR LEAP OF A LOUSE
phonemes: ðə dˈiːn ænd hɪz mˈɛɹɪts wiː ˈɛvɹi wˈʌn nˈoʊ, bˌʌt ðɪs skˈɪp əvə lˈɔɪɚ, wˌɛɹ ðə dˈɛɪl dˈɪd hiː ɡɹˈoʊ? hˌaʊ ɡɹˈeɪɾɚ hɪz mˈɛɹɪt æt fˈɔːɹ kˈɔːɹts ɔːɹ hˈaʊs, ðɐn ðə bˈɑːɹkɪŋ ʌv tˈoʊzɚ, ɔːɹ lˈiːp əvə lˈaʊs!