text_original: 3 P.S. You keep such a twattling with you and your bottling; But I see the sum total, we shall ne'er have a bottle; The long and the short, we shall not have a quart, I wish you would sign't, that we have a pint.
text_transcription: THREE P YOU KEEP SUCH A TWADDLING WITH YOU AND YOUR BOTTLING BUT I SEE THE SUM TOTAL WE SHALL NE'ER HAVE A BOTTLE THE LONG AND THE SHORT WE SHALL NOT HAVE A QUART I WISH YOU WOULD SIGN THAT WE HAVE A PINT
phonemes: θɹˈiː pˈiː.ˈɛs. juː kˈiːp sˈʌtʃ ɐ twˈɑːɾəlɪŋ wɪð juː ænd jʊɹ bˈɑːɾəlɪŋ; bˌʌt aɪ sˈiː ðə sˈʌm tˈoʊɾəl, wiːʃˌɐl nˈɛɹ hæv ɐ bˈɑːɾəl; ðə lˈɔŋ ænd ðə ʃˈɔːɹt, wiːʃˌɐl nˌɑːɾɐv ɐ kwˈɔːɹt, aɪ wˈɪʃ juː wʊd sˈɪɡənt, ðæt wiː hæv ɐ pˈaɪnt.