text_original: Your major and minor I both can refute, I'll teach you hereafter with whom to dispute. A sieve keeps in half, deny't if you can. D. "Adzucks, I mistook it, who thought of the bran?" I tell you in short, sir, you[1] should have a pair o' stocks For thinking to palm on your friend such a paradox.
text_transcription: YOUR MAJOR AND MINOR I BOTH CAN REFUTE I'LL TEACH YOU HEREAFTER WITH WHOM TO DISPUTE A SIEVE KEEPS IN HALF DENIED IF YOU CAN AT ZUKS I MISTOOK IT WHO THOUGHT OF THE BRAN I TELL YOU IN SHORT SIR YOU SHOULD HAVE A PAIR OF STOCKS FOR THINKING TO PALM ON YOUR FRIEND SUCH A PARADOX
phonemes: jʊɹ mˈeɪdʒɚ ænd mˈaɪnɚɹ aɪ bˈoʊθ kæn ɹᵻfjˈuːt, aɪl tˈiːtʃ juː hɪɹˈæftɚ wɪð hˈuːm tə dɪspjˈuːt. ɐ sˈɪv kˈiːps ɪn hˈæf, dˈɛnɪt ɪf juː kˈæn. dˈiː. "ɐdzˈʌks, aɪ mɪstˈʊk ɪt, hˌuː θˈɔːt ʌvðə bɹˈæn?" aɪ tˈɛl juː ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, sˌɜː, juː[wˈʌn] ʃˌʊdəv ɐ pˈɛɹ ˈoʊ stˈɑːks fɔːɹ θˈɪŋkɪŋ tə pˈɑːm ˌɔn jʊɹ fɹˈɛnd sˈʌtʃ ɐ pˈæɹədˌɑːks.