text_original: If I'm slow, we may as well go on with breakfast. If I'm fast, why, there is just the possibility of saving Prince Bulbo. It's a doosid awkward mistake, and upon my word, Hedzoff, I have the greatest mind to have you hanged too.
text_transcription: IF I'M SLOW WE MAY AS WELL GO ON WITH BREAKFAST IF I'M FAST WHY THERE IS JUST THE POSSIBILITY OF SAVING PRINCE BALBO IT'S A DEUCED AWKWARD MISTAKE AND UPON MY WORD HEADSOFF I HAVE THE GREATEST MIND TO HAVE YOU HANGED TOO
phonemes: ɪf aɪm slˈoʊ, wiː mˈeɪ æz wˈɛl ɡˌoʊ ˌɔn wɪð bɹˈɛkfəst. ɪf aɪm fˈæst, wˈaɪ, ðɛɹ ɪz dʒˈʌst ðə pˌɑːsəbˈɪlᵻɾi ʌv sˈeɪvɪŋ pɹˈɪns bˈʌlboʊ. ɪts ɐ dˈuːsɪd ˈɔːkwɚd mɪstˈeɪk, ænd əpˌɑːn maɪ wˈɜːd, hˈɛdzɔf, aɪ hæv ðə ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst mˈaɪnd tə hæv juː hˈæŋd tˈuː.