text_original: But those who aim at ridicule Should fix upon some certain rule, Which fairly hints they are in jest, Else he must enter his protest: For let a man be ne'er so wise, He may be caught with sober lies; A science which he never taught, And, to be free, was dearly bought; For, take it in its proper light, 'Tis just what coxcombs call a bite.
text_transcription: BUT THOSE WHO AIM AT RIDICULE SHOULD FIX UPON SOME CERTAIN RULE WHICH FAIRLY HINTS THEY ARE IN JEST ELSE HE MUST ENTER HIS PROTEST FOR LET A MAN BE NEAR SO WISE HE MAY BE CAUGHT WITH SOBER LIES A SCIENCE WHICH HE NEVER TAUGHT AND TO BE FREE WAS DEARLY BOUGHT FOR TAKE IT IN ITS PROPER LIGHT TIS JUST WHAT COXCOMBS CALL A BITE
phonemes: bˌʌt ðoʊz hˌuː ˈeɪm æt ɹˈɪdɪkjˌuːl ʃˌʊd fˈɪks əpˌɑːn sˌʌm sˈɜːʔn̩ ɹˈuːl, wˌɪtʃ fˈɛɹli hˈɪnts ðeɪ ɑːɹ ɪn dʒˈɛst, ˈɛls hiː mˈʌst ˈɛntɚ hɪz pɹˈoʊtɛst: fɔːɹ lˈɛt ɐ mˈæn biː nˈɛɹ sˌoʊ wˈaɪz, hiː mˈeɪ biː kˈɔːt wɪð sˈoʊbɚ lˈaɪz; ɐ sˈaɪəns wˌɪtʃ hiː nˈɛvɚ tˈɔːt, ænd, təbi fɹˈiː, wʌz dˈɪɹli bˈɔːt; fɔːɹ, tˈeɪk ɪɾ ɪn ɪts pɹˈɑːpɚ lˈaɪt, tˈɪz dʒˈʌst wʌt kˈɑːkskoʊmz kˈɔːl ɐ bˈaɪt.