text_original: Yet still you are out, (though to vex you I'm loth,) For I'll prove it impossible they can be both; A school boy knows this, for it plainly appears That a sieve dissolves riddles by help of the shears; For you can't but have heard of a trick among wizards, To break open riddles with shears or with scissars.
text_transcription: YET STILL YOU ARE OUT THOUGH TO VEX YOU I'M LOTH FOR I'LL PROVE IT IMPOSSIBLE THEY CAN BE BOTH A SCHOOLBOY KNOWS THIS FOR IT PLAINLY APPEARS THAT A SIEVE DISSOLVES RIDDLES BY HELP OF THE SHEARS FOR YOU CAN'T BUT HAVE HEARD OF A TRICK AMONG WIZARDS TO BREAK OPEN RIDDLES WITH SHEARS OR WITH SCISSORS
phonemes: jˈɛt stˈɪl juː ɑːɹ ˈaʊt, (ðˌoʊ tə vˈɛks juː aɪm lˈɑːθ,) fɔːɹ aɪl pɹˈuːv ɪɾ ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl ðeɪ kæn biː bˈoʊθ; ɐ skˈuːl bˈɔɪ nˈoʊz ðˈɪs, fɔːɹ ɪt plˈeɪnli ɐpˈɪɹz ðˌæɾə sˈɪv dɪsˈɑːlvz ɹˈɪdəlz baɪ hˈɛlp ʌvðə ʃˈɪɹz; fɔːɹ juː kˈænt bˌʌt hæv hˈɜːd əvə tɹˈɪk ɐmˌʌŋ wˈɪzɚdz, tə bɹˈeɪk ˈoʊpən ɹˈɪdəlz wɪð ʃˈɪɹz ɔːɹ wɪð sˈɪsɑːɹz.