text_original: Every mischief's in their hearts; If they fail, 'tis want of parts. Bless us! Morgan,[20] art thou there, man? Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman? Chairman to yon damn'd committee! Yet I look on thee with pity.
text_transcription: EVERY MISCHIEF'S IN THEIR HEARTS IF THEY FAIL TIS WANT OF PARTS BLESS US MORGAN ART THOU THERE MAN BLESS MINE EYES ART THOU THE CHAIRMAN CHAIRMAN TO YON DAMNED COMMITTEE YET I LOOK ON THEE WITH PITY
phonemes: ˈɛvɹi mˈɪstʃɪfs ɪn ðɛɹ hˈɑːɹts; ɪf ðeɪ fˈeɪl, tˈɪz wˈɔnt ʌv pˈɑːɹts. blˈɛs ˌʌs! mˈɔːɹɡən,[twˈɛnti] ˈɑːɹt ðˈaʊ ðˈɛɹ, mˈæn? blˈɛs mˈaɪn ˈaɪz! ˈɑːɹt ðˈaʊ ðə tʃˈɛɹmən? tʃˈɛɹmən tə jˈɑːn dˈæmd kəmˈɪɾi! jˈɛt aɪ lˈʊk ˌɔn ðiː wɪð pˈɪɾi.