text_original: Dick a coxcomb, Tom was mad, And both alike diverting; Tom was held the merrier lad, But Dick the best at farting.
text_transcription: DICK AT COXCOMB TOM WAS MAD AND BOTH ALIKE DIVERTING TOM WAS HELD THE MERRIER LAD BUT DICK THE BEST AT FARTING
phonemes: dˈɪk ɐ kˈɑːkskoʊm, tˈɑːm wʌz mˈæd, ænd bˈoʊθ ɐlˈaɪk daɪvˈɜːɾɪŋ; tˈɑːm wʌz hˈɛld ðə mˈɛɹiɚ lˈæd, bˌʌt dˈɪk ðə bˈɛst æt fˈɑːɹɾɪŋ.