text_original: So true is it that, "all men think all men mortal but themselves!" Do you doubt this, reader? If so, go poll your acquaintance, and tell us how many of them have got rope ladders, or even ropes, to escape from their houses should they take fire; how many of them have got hand pumps, or even buckets, placed so as to be handy in case of fire; and how many of them have got their houses and furniture insured against fire.
text_transcription: SO TRUE IS IT THAT ALL MEN THINK ALL MEN MORTAL BUT THEMSELVES DO YOU DOUBT THIS READER IF SO GO PULL YOUR ACQUAINTANCE AND TELL US HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE GOT ROPE LADDERS OR EVEN ROPES TO ESCAPE FROM THEIR HOUSES SHOULD THEY TAKE FIRE HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE GOT HAND PUMPS OR EVEN BUCKETS PLACED SO AS TO BE HANDY IN CASE OF FIRE AND HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE GOT THEIR HOUSES AND FURNITURE INSURED AGAINST FIRE
phonemes: sˌoʊ tɹˈuː ɪz ɪt ðˈæt, "ˈɔːl mˈɛn θˈɪŋk ˈɔːl mˈɛn mˈɔːɹɾəl bˌʌt ðɛmsˈɛlvz!" dˈuː juː dˈaʊt ðˈɪs, ɹˈiːdɚ? ɪf sˈoʊ, ɡˌoʊ pˈoʊl jʊɹ ɐkwˈeɪntəns, ænd tˈɛl ˌʌs hˌaʊ mˈɛnɪəv ðˌɛm hæv ɡɑːt ɹˈoʊp lˈædɚz, ɔːɹ ˈiːvən ɹˈoʊps, tʊ ɛskˈeɪp fɹʌm ðɛɹ hˈaʊzᵻz ʃˌʊd ðeɪ tˈeɪk fˈaɪɚ; hˌaʊ mˈɛnɪəv ðˌɛm hæv ɡɑːt hˈænd pˈʌmps, ɔːɹ ˈiːvən bˈʌkɪts, plˈeɪst sˌoʊ æz təbi hˈændi ɪn kˈeɪs ʌv fˈaɪɚ; ænd hˌaʊ mˈɛnɪəv ðˌɛm hæv ɡɑːt ðɛɹ hˈaʊzᵻz ænd fˈɜːnɪtʃɚɹ ɪnʃˈʊɹd ɐɡˈɛnst fˈaɪɚ.