text_original: He kindled, as if the whole satire had been The oppression of virtue, not wages of sin: He began, as he bragg'd, with a rant and a roar; He bragg'd how he bounced, and he swore how he swore.[3] Knock him down, etc. Though he cringed to his deanship in very low strains, To others he boasted of knocking out brains, And slitting of noses, and cropping of ears, While his own ass's zags were more fit for the shears.
text_transcription: HE KINDLED AS IF THE WHOLE SATIRE HAD BEEN THE OPPRESSION OF VIRTUE NOT WAGES OF SIN HE BEGAN AS HE BRAGGED WITH A RANT AND A ROAR HE BRAGGED HOW HE BOUNCED AND HE SWORE HOW HE SWORE KNOCK HIM DOWN DOWN KNOCK HIM DOWN THOUGH HE CRINGED TO HIS DEANSHIP IN VERY LOW STRAINS TO OTHERS HE BOASTED OF KNOCKING OUT BRAINS AND SLITTING OF NOSES AND CROPPING OF EARS WHILE HIS OWN ASS'S ZAGS WERE MORE FIT FOR THE SHEARS
phonemes: hiː kˈɪndəld, æz ɪf ðə hˈoʊl sˈæɾaɪɚ hɐdbɪn ðɪ əpɹˈɛʃən ʌv vˈɜːtʃuː, nˌɑːt wˈeɪdʒᵻz ʌv sˈɪn: hiː bɪɡˈæn, æz hiː bɹˈæɡd, wɪð ɐ ɹˈænt ænd ɐ ɹˈɔːɹ; hiː bɹˈæɡd hˌaʊ hiː bˈaʊnst, ænd hiː swˈɔːɹ hˌaʊ hiː swˈɔːɹ.[θɹˈiː] nˈɑːk hˌɪm dˈaʊn, ɛtsˈɛtɹə. ðˌoʊ hiː kɹˈɪndʒd tə hɪz dˈiːnʃɪp ɪn vˈɛɹi lˈoʊ stɹˈeɪnz, tʊ ˈʌðɚz hiː bˈoʊstᵻd ʌv nˈɑːkɪŋ ˈaʊt bɹˈeɪnz, ænd slˈɪɾɪŋ ʌv nˈoʊzᵻz, ænd kɹˈɑːpɪŋ ʌv ˈɪɹz, wˌaɪl hɪz ˈoʊn ˈæsᵻz zˈæɡz wɜː mˈɔːɹ fˈɪt fɚðə ʃˈɪɹz.