text_original: ANSWERED BY DR. SHERIDAN Your house of hair, and lady's hand, At first did put me to a stand. I have it now  'tis plain enough   Your hairy business is a muff. Your engine fraught with cooling gales, At once so like your masts and sails; Your thing of various shape and hue Must be some painted toy, I knew; And for the rhyme to you're the man, What fits it better than a fan?
text_transcription: ANSWERED BY DOCTOR SHERIDAN YOUR HOUSE OF HAIR AND LADY'S HAND AT FIRST DID PUT ME TO A STAND I HAVE IT NOW TIS PLAIN ENOUGH YOUR HAIRY BUSINESS IS A MUFF YOUR ENGINE FRAUGHT WITH COOLING GALES AT ONCE SO LIKE YOUR MASTS AND SAILS YOUR THING OF VARIOUS SHAPE AND HUE MUST BE SOME PAINTED TOY I KNEW AND FOR THE RHYME TO YOU'RE THE MAN WHAT FITS IT BETTER THAN A FAN
phonemes: ˈænsɚd baɪ dˌiːˈɑːɹ. ʃˈɛɹɪdən jʊɹ hˈaʊs ʌv hˈɛɹ, ænd lˈeɪdiz hˈænd, æt fˈɜːst dˈɪd pˌʊt mˌiː tʊ ɐ stˈænd. aɪ hæv ɪt nˈaʊ tˈɪz plˈeɪn ɪnˈʌf jʊɹ hˈɛɹi bˈɪznəs ɪz ɐ mˈʌf. jʊɹ ˈɛndʒɪn fɹˈɔːt wɪð kˈuːlɪŋ ɡˈeɪlz, ɐtwˈʌns sˌoʊ lˈaɪk jʊɹ mˈæsts ænd sˈeɪlz; jʊɹ θˈɪŋ ʌv vˈɛɹiəs ʃˈeɪp ænd hjˈuː mˈʌst biː sˌʌm pˈeɪntᵻd tˈɔɪ, aɪ nˈuː; ænd fɚðə ɹˈaɪm tə jʊɹ ðə mˈæn, wˌʌt fˈɪts ɪt bˈɛɾɚ ðˌænə fˈæn?