text_original: 'You ARE going to stay at that door all day and all night, and for many a long year,' the Fairy said, very majestically; and Gruffanuff, coming out of the door, straddling before it with his great calves, burst out laughing, and cried, 'Ha, ha, ha! this is a good un! Ha  ah  what's this? Let me down  O  o  H'm!' and then he was dumb!
text_transcription: YOU ARE GOING TO STAY AT THAT DOOR ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND FOR MANY A LONG YEAR THE FAIRY SAID VERY MAJESTICALLY AND GRUFFENUTH COMING OUT OF THE DOOR STRADDLING BEFORE IT WITH HIS GREAT CALVES BURST OUT LAUGHING AND CRIED HA HA THIS IS A GOOD UN HA WHAT'S THIS LET ME DOWN OH ER AND THEN HE WAS DUMB
phonemes: juː ɑːɹ ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə stˈeɪ æt ðæt dˈɔːɹ ˈɔːl dˈeɪ ænd ˈɔːl nˈaɪt, ænd fɔːɹ mˈɛni ɐ lˈɔŋ jˈɪɹ,ðə fˈɛɹi sˈɛd, vˈɛɹi mɐdʒˈɛstɪkli; ænd ɡɹˈʌfɐnˌʌf, kˈʌmɪŋ ˌaʊɾəv ðə dˈɔːɹ, stɹˈædlɪŋ bᵻfˌɔːɹ ɪt wɪð hɪz ɡɹˈeɪt kˈævz, bˈɜːst ˈaʊt lˈæfɪŋ, ænd kɹˈaɪd, hˈɑː, hˈɑː, hˈɑː! ðɪs ɪz ɐ ɡˈʊd ˈʌn! hˈɑː ˈɑː wʌts ðˈɪs? lˈɛt mˌiː dˌaʊn ˈoʊ ˈoʊ ˈeɪtʃm!ænd ðˈɛn hiː wʌz dˈʌm!