text_original: When my aunts came up after dinner and found the broken plate, they were much surprised, and Mrs. Bridget, the favourite maid, was called to beat the cat for breaking the plate. I was in my closet and heard all that was said, and instead of being sorry, I was glad that puss was beaten instead of me.
text_transcription: WHEN MY AUNTS CAME UP AFTER DINNER AND FOUND THE BROKEN PLATE THEY WERE MUCH SURPRISED AND MISSUS BRIDGET THE FAVORITE MAID WAS CALLED TO BEAT THE CAT FOR BREAKING THE PLATE I WAS IN MY CLOSET AND HEARD ALL THAT WAS SAID AND INSTEAD OF BEING SORRY I WAS GLAD THAT PUSS WAS BEATEN INSTEAD OF ME
phonemes: wˌɛn maɪ ˈænts kˈeɪm ˌʌp ˈæftɚ dˈɪnɚ ænd fˈaʊnd ðə bɹˈoʊkən plˈeɪt, ðeɪ wɜː mˈʌtʃ sɚpɹˈaɪzd, ænd mˈɪsɪz. bɹˈɪdʒɪt, ðə fˈeɪvɹɪt mˈeɪd, wʌz kˈɔːld tə bˈiːt ðə kˈæt fɔːɹ bɹˈeɪkɪŋ ðə plˈeɪt. aɪ wʌz ɪn maɪ klˈɑːzɪt ænd hˈɜːd ˈɔːl ðæt wʌz sˈɛd, ænd ɪnstˈɛd ʌv bˌiːɪŋ sˈɑːɹi, aɪ wʌz ɡlˈæd ðæt pˈʊs wʌz bˈiːʔn̩ ɪnstˈɛd ʌv mˌiː.