text_original: TO LADY CARTERET BY DR. DELANY I reach all things near me, and far off to boot, Without stretching a finger, or stirring a foot; I take them all in too, to add to your wonder, Though many and various, and large and asunder, Without jostling or crowding they pass side by side, Through a wonderful wicket, not half an inch wide; Then I lodge them at ease in a very large store, Of no breadth or length, with a thousand things more.
text_transcription: TO LADY CARTERET BY DOCTOR DELANEY I REACH ALL THINGS NEAR ME AND FAR OFF TO BOOT WITHOUT STRETCHING OF FINGER OR STIRRING OF FOOT I TAKE THEM ALL INTO TO ADD TO YOUR WONDER THOUGH MANY AND VARIOUS AND LARGE AND ASUNDER WITHOUT JOSTLING OR CROWDING THEY PASS SIDE BY SIDE THROUGH A WONDERFUL WICKET NOT HALF AN INCH WIDE THEN I LODGE THEM AT EASE IN A VERY LARGE STORE OF NO BREADTH OR LENGTH WITH A THOUSAND THINGS MORE
phonemes: tuː lˈeɪdi kˈɑːɹɾɚɹət baɪ dˌiːˈɑːɹ. dᵻlˈæni aɪ ɹˈiːtʃ ˈɔːl θˈɪŋz nˈɪɹ mˌiː, ænd fˈɑːɹ ˈɔf tə bˈuːt, wɪðˌaʊt stɹˈɛtʃɪŋ ɐ fˈɪŋɡɚ, ɔːɹ stˈɜːɹɪŋ ɐ fˈʊt; aɪ tˈeɪk ðˌɛm ˈɔːl ɪn tˈuː, tʊ ˈæd tə jʊɹ wˈʌndɚ, ðˌoʊ mˈɛni ænd vˈɛɹiəs, ænd lˈɑːɹdʒ ænd ɐsˈʌndɚ, wɪðˌaʊt dʒˈɑːsəlɪŋ ɔːɹ kɹˈaʊdɪŋ ðeɪ pˈæs sˈaɪd baɪ sˈaɪd, θɹuː ɐ wˈʌndɚfəl wˈɪkɪt, nˌɑːt hˈæf ɐn ˈɪntʃ wˈaɪd; ðˈɛn aɪ lˈɑːdʒ ðˌɛm æɾ ˈiːz ɪn ɐ vˈɛɹi lˈɑːɹdʒ stˈɔːɹ, ʌv nˈoʊ bɹˈɛdθ ɔːɹ lˈɛŋθ, wɪð ɐ θˈaʊzənd θˈɪŋz mˈɔːɹ.