text_original: WHIG. But you must know this dog was lame. TORY. A weighty argument indeed! Your evidence was lame:  proceed: Come, help your lame dog o'er the stile. WHIG. Sir, you mistake me all this while: I mean a dog (without a joke) Can howl, and bark, but never spoke.
text_transcription: WIG BUT YOU MUST KNOW THIS DOG WAS LAME TORY A WEIGHTED ARGUMENT INDEED YOUR EVIDENCE WAS LAME PROCEED COME HELP YOUR LAME DOG OR THE STYLE WIG SIR YOU MISTAKE ME ALL THIS WHILE I MEAN A DOG WITHOUT A JOKE CAN HOWL AND BARK BUT NEVER SPOKE
phonemes: wˈɪɡ. bˌʌt juː mˈʌst nˈoʊ ðɪs dˈɑːɡ wʌz lˈeɪm. tˈɔːɹi. ɐ wˈeɪɾi ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənt ˌɪndˈiːd! jʊɹ ˈɛvɪdəns wʌz lˈeɪm:  pɹəsˈiːd: kˈʌm, hˈɛlp jʊɹ lˈeɪm dˈɑːɡ ˈɔːɹ ðə stˈaɪl. wˈɪɡ. sˌɜː, juː mɪstˈeɪk mˌiː ˈɔːl ðɪs wˈaɪl: aɪ mˈiːn ɐ dˈɑːɡ (wɪðˌaʊt ɐ dʒˈoʊk) kæn hˈaʊl, ænd bˈɑːɹk, bˌʌt nˈɛvɚ spˈoʊk.