text_original: 'Ha! there go the drums! What a doosid awkward thing though!' 'Oh, papa, you goose! Write the reprieve, and let me run with it,' cries the Princess  and she got a sheet of paper, and pen and ink, and laid them before the King.
text_transcription: HA THERE GO THE DRUMS WHAT A DEUCED AWKWARD THING THOUGH O PAPA YOU GOOSE WRITE THE REPRIEVE AND LET ME RUN WITH IT CRIES THE PRINCESS AND SHE GOT A SHEET OF PAPER AND PEN AND INK AND LAID THEM BEFORE THE KING
phonemes: hˈɑː! ðɛɹ ɡˌoʊ ðə dɹˈʌmz! wˌʌt ɐ dˈuːsɪd ˈɔːkwɚd θˈɪŋ ðˌoʊ!ˈoʊ, pˈɑːpə, juː ɡˈuːs! ɹˈaɪt ðə ɹᵻpɹˈiːv, ænd lˈɛt mˌiː ɹˈʌn wɪð ɪt,kɹˈaɪz ðə pɹˈɪnsɛs ænd ʃiː ɡɑːt ɐ ʃˈiːt ʌv pˈeɪpɚ, ænd pˈɛn ænd ˈɪŋk, ænd lˈeɪd ðˌɛm bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðə kˈɪŋ.