text_original: Dear Mullinix, I now lament My precious time so long mispent, By nature meant for nobler ends: O, introduce me to your friends! For whom by birth I was design'd, Till politics debased my mind; I give myself entire to you; G   d d  n the Whigs and Tories too!
text_transcription: DEAR MALIGNIX I NOW LAMENT MY PRECIOUS TIME SO LONG MISSPENT BY NATURE MEANT FOR NOBLER ENDS O INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR WHOM BY BIRTH I WAS DESIGN'D TILL POLITICS DEBASED MY MIND I GIVE MYSELF ENTIRE TO YOU GOD DAMN THE WHIGS AND TORIES TOO
phonemes: dˈɪɹ mˈʌlɪnˌɪks, aɪ nˈaʊ lɐmˈɛnt maɪ pɹˈɛʃəs tˈaɪm sˌoʊ lˈɔŋ mɪspˈɛnt, baɪ nˈeɪtʃɚ mˈɛnt fɔːɹ nˈoʊblɚɹ ˈɛndz: ˈoʊ, ˌɪntɹədˈuːs mˌiː tə jʊɹ fɹˈɛndz! fɔːɹ hˈuːm baɪ bˈɜːθ aɪ wʌz dɪzˈaɪnd, tˈɪl pˈɑːlətˌɪks dᵻbˈeɪst maɪ mˈaɪnd; aɪ ɡˈɪv maɪsˈɛlf ɛntˈaɪɚ tə juː; dʒˈiː dˈiː dˈiː ˈɛn ðə wˈɪɡz ænd tˈɔːɹiz tˈuː!