text_original: Howe'er, to keep her spirits up, She sent for company to sup: When all the while you might remark, She strove in vain to ape Wood Park. Two bottles call'd for, (half her store, The cupboard could contain but four:) A supper worthy of herself, Five nothings in five plates of delf. Thus for a week the farce went on; When, all her country savings gone, She fell into her former scene, Small beer, a herring, and the Dean.
text_transcription: HOWEVER TO KEEP HER SPIRITS UP SHE SENT FOR COMPANY TO SUP WHEN ALL THE WHILE YOU MIGHT REMARK SHE STROVE IN VAIN TO APE WOOD PARK TWO BOTTLES CALLED FOR HALF HER STORE THE CUPBOARD COULD CONTAIN BUT FOUR A SUPPER WORTHY OF HERSELF FIVE NOTHINGS IN FIVE PLATES OF DELF THUS FOR A WEEK THE FARCE WENT ON WHEN ALL HER COUNTRY SAVINGS GONE SHE FELL INTO HER FORMER SCENE SMALL BEER A HERRING AND THE DEAN
phonemes: hˈaʊɛɹ, tə kˈiːp hɜː spˈɪɹɪts ˈʌp, ʃiː sˈɛnt fɔːɹ kˈʌmpəni tə sˈʌp: wˌɛn ˈɔːl ðə wˈaɪl juː mˌaɪt ɹᵻmˈɑːɹk, ʃiː stɹˈoʊv ɪn vˈeɪn tʊ ˈeɪp wˈʊd pˈɑːɹk. tˈuː bˈɑːɾəlz kˈɔːld fɔːɹ, (hˈæf hɜː stˈɔːɹ, ðə kˈʌbəd kʊd kəntˈeɪn bˌʌt fˈɔːɹ:) ɐ sˈʌpɚ wˈɜːði ʌv hɜːsˈɛlf, fˈaɪv nˈʌθɪŋz ɪn fˈaɪv plˈeɪts ʌv dˈɛlf. ðˈʌs fɚɹə wˈiːk ðə fˈɑːɹs wɛnt ˈɔn; wˌɛn, ˈɔːl hɜː kˈʌntɹi sˈeɪvɪŋz ɡˈɔn, ʃiː fˈɛl ˌɪntʊ hɜː fˈɔːɹmɚ sˈiːn, smˈɔːl bˈɪɹ, ɐ hˈɛɹɪŋ, ænd ðə dˈiːn.