text_original: He started off like an alarm clock, and all the exclamations and gesticulations of the impatient lovers were incapable of stopping him. [Illustration: HE STARTED OFF LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK] "Otford: or, on a fesse azure between in chief, a sinister arm embowed and couped at the shoulder fessewise vested of the second, holding in the hand proper a martel gules, and in base a cerf regardant passant vert, three martlets of the first.
text_transcription: HE STARTED OFF LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK AND ALL THE EXCLAMATIONS AND GESTICULATIONS OF THE IMPATIENT LOVERS WERE INCAPABLE OF STOPPING HIM OTFORD OR ON A FESSE AZURE BETWEEN IN CHIEF A SINISTER ARM EMBOWED AND COPED AT THE SHOULDER FESSY WISE VESTED OF THE SECOND HOLDING IN THE HAND PROPER AMATTLE GOULS AND IN BASE A SERF REGARDANT PASSENGER THREE MARTLETS OF THE FIRST
phonemes: hiː stˈɑːɹɾᵻd ˈɔf lˈaɪk ɐn ɐlˈɑːɹm klˈɑːk, ænd ˈɔːl ðɪ ɛksklɐmˈeɪʃənz ænd dʒˌɛstɪkjʊlˈeɪʃənz ʌvðɪ ɪmpˈeɪʃənt lˈʌvɚz wɜːɹ ɪŋkˈeɪpəbəl ʌv stˈɑːpɪŋ hˌɪm. [ˌɪləstɹˈeɪʃən: hiː stˈɑːɹɾᵻd ˈɔf lˈaɪk ɐn ɐlˈɑːɹm klˈɑːk] "ˈɑːtfɚd: ɔːɹ, ˌɔn ɐ fˈɛs ˈæʒɚ bᵻtwˌiːn ɪn tʃˈiːf, ɐ sˈɪnɪstɚɹ ˈɑːɹm ɛmbˈoʊd ænd kˈuːpt æt ðə ʃˈoʊldɚ fˈɛsjuːˌaɪz vˈɛstᵻd ʌvðə sˈɛkənd, hˈoʊldɪŋ ɪnðə hˈænd pɹˈɑːpɚɹ ɐ mˈɑːɹɾəl ɡjˈuːlz, ænd ɪn bˈeɪs ɐ sˈɜːf ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹdənt pˈæsənt vˈɜːt, θɹˈiː mˈɑːɹtlɪts ʌvðə fˈɜːst.