text_original: How he, and how we at each other should grin! 'Tis kindness to hold a friend up by the chin. But soft! says the herald, I cannot agree; For metal on metal is false heraldry. Why that may be true; yet Wood upon Wood, I'll maintain with my life, is heraldry good.
text_transcription: HOW HE AND HOW WE AT EACH OTHER SHOULD GRIN TIS KINDNESS TO HOLD A FRIEND UP BY THE CHIN BUT SOFT SAYS THE HERALD I CANNOT AGREE FOR METAL ON METAL IS FALSE HERALDRY WHY THAT MAY BE TRUE YET WOOD UPON WOOD I'LL MAINTAIN WITH MY LIFE IS HERALDRY GOOD
phonemes: hˈaʊ hiː, ænd hˌaʊ wiː æɾ ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚ ʃˌʊd ɡɹˈɪn! tˈɪz kˈaɪndnəs tə hˈoʊld ɐ fɹˈɛnd ˌʌp baɪ ðə tʃˈɪn. bˌʌt sˈɔft! sˈɛz ðə hˈɛɹəld, aɪ kænˈɑːt ɐɡɹˈiː; fɔːɹ mˈɛɾəl ˌɔn mˈɛɾəl ɪz fˈɔls hˈɛɹəldɹi. wˌaɪ ðæt mˈeɪ biː tɹˈuː; jˈɛt wˈʊd əpˌɑːn wˈʊd, aɪl meɪntˈeɪn wɪð maɪ lˈaɪf, ɪz hˈɛɹəldɹi ɡˈʊd.