text_original: Some wag observes me thus perplex'd, And, smiling, whispers to the next, "I thought the Dean had been too proud, To justle here among a crowd!"
text_transcription: SOME WAG OBSERVES ME THUS PERPLEXED AND SMILING WHISPERS TO THE NEXT I THOUGHT THE DEAN HAD BEEN TOO PROUD TO JOSTLE HERE AMONG A CROWD
phonemes: sˌʌm wˈæɡ əbzˈɜːvz mˌiː ðˈʌs pɚplˈɛksd, ænd, smˈaɪlɪŋ, wˈɪspɚz tə ðə nˈɛkst, "aɪ θˈɔːt ðə dˈiːn hɐdbɪn tˈuː pɹˈaʊd, tə dʒˈʌsəl hˈɪɹ ɐmˌʌŋ ɐ kɹˈaʊd!"