text_original: TOM AND DICK[1] Tim[2] and Dick had equal fame, And both had equal knowledge; Tom could write and spell his name, But Dick had seen the college. Dick a coxcomb, Tom was mad, And both alike diverting; Tom was held the merrier lad, But Dick the best at farting.
text_transcription: TOM AND DICK TIM AND DICK HAD EQUAL FAME AND BOTH HAD EQUAL KNOWLEDGE TOM COULD WRITE AND SPELL HIS NAME BUT DICK HAD SEEN THE COLLEGE DICK AT COXCOMB TOM WAS MAD AND BOTH ALIKE DIVERTING TOM WAS HELD THE MERRIER LAD BUT DICK THE BEST AT FARTING
phonemes: tˈɑːm ænd dˈɪk[wˈʌn] tˈɪm[tˈuː] ænd dˈɪk hæd ˈiːkwəl fˈeɪm, ænd bˈoʊθ hæd ˈiːkwəl nˈɑːlɪdʒ; tˈɑːm kʊd ɹˈaɪt ænd spˈɛl hɪz nˈeɪm, bˌʌt dˈɪk hæd sˈiːn ðə kˈɑːlɪdʒ. dˈɪk ɐ kˈɑːkskoʊm, tˈɑːm wʌz mˈæd, ænd bˈoʊθ ɐlˈaɪk daɪvˈɜːɾɪŋ; tˈɑːm wʌz hˈɛld ðə mˈɛɹiɚ lˈæd, bˌʌt dˈɪk ðə bˈɛst æt fˈɑːɹɾɪŋ.