text_original: He deliberately stoked himself from his snuff mull before replying: "Optimist nor pessimist am I, eechie nor ochie.
text_transcription: HE DELIBERATELY STOKED HIMSELF FROM HIS SNOFF MOLE BEFORE REPLYING OFTIMIST NOR PESSIMIST AM I I CHEE NOR O CHEE
phonemes: hiː dᵻlˈɪbɚɹətli stˈoʊkt hɪmsˈɛlf fɹʌm hɪz snˈʌf mˈʌl bᵻfˌɔːɹ ɹᵻplˈaɪɪŋ: "ˈɑːptɪmˌɪst nˈɔːɹ pˈɛsɪmˌɪst æm ˈaɪ, ˈiːtʃi nˈɔːɹ ˈɑːtʃi.