text_original: Can you credit me, when I tell you that Gardner jumped directly into the widely opened mouth of the monster duck, and that he went with such tre  mendotis force that he shot right through her, land  ing a foot beyond her, face down, on the ground
text_transcription: CAN YOU CREDIT ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT GARDENER JUMPED DIRECTLY INTO THE WIDELY OPENED MOUTH OF THE MONSTER DUCK AND THAT HE WENT WITH SUCH TREMENDOUS FORCE THAT HE SHOT RIGHT THROUGH HER LANDING A FOOT BEYOND HER FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND
phonemes: kæn juː kɹˈɛdɪt mˌiː, wˌɛn aɪ tˈɛl juː ðæt ɡˈɑːɹdnɚ dʒˈʌmpt dᵻɹˈɛktli ˌɪntʊ ðə wˈaɪdli ˈoʊpənd mˈaʊθ ʌvðə mˈɔnstɚ dˈʌk, ænd ðæt hiː wɛnt wɪð sˈʌtʃ tɹˈiː mɛndˈoʊɾiz fˈɔːɹs ðæt hiː ʃˈɑːt ɹˈaɪt θɹˈuː hɜː, lˈænd ˈɪŋ ɐ fˈʊt bᵻjˈɔnd hɜː, fˈeɪs dˈaʊn, ɔnðə ɡɹˈaʊnd