text_original: One tells the rise of cheese and oatmeal; Another when he got a hot meal; One gives advice in proverbs old, Instructs us how to tame a scold; One shows how bravely Audouin died, And at the gallows all denied; How by the almanack 'tis clear, That herrings will be cheap this year.
text_transcription: ONE TELLS THE RISE OF CHEESE AND OATMEAL ANOTHER WHEN HE GOT A HOT MEAL ONE GIVES ADVICE IN PROVERBS OLD INSTRUCTS US HOW TO TAME A SCOLD ONE SHOWS HOW BRAVELY ADWIN DIED AND AT THE GALLOWS ALL DENIED HOW BY THE ALIMAN ACT TIS CLEAR THAT HERRINGS WILL BE CHEAP THIS YEAR
phonemes: wˈʌn tˈɛlz ðə ɹˈaɪz ʌv tʃˈiːz ænd ˈoʊtmiəl; ɐnˈʌðɚ wɛn hiː ɡɑːt ɐ hˈɑːt mˈiːl; wˈʌn ɡˈɪvz ɐdvˈaɪs ɪn pɹˈɑːvɜːbz ˈoʊld, ɪnstɹˈʌkts ˌʌs hˌaʊ tə tˈeɪm ɐ skˈoʊld; wˈʌn ʃˈoʊz hˌaʊ bɹˈeɪvli ˈɔːduːˌɪn dˈaɪd, ænd æt ðə ɡˈæloʊz ˈɔːl dᵻnˈaɪd; hˌaʊ baɪ ðɪ ˈɔlmɐnˌæk tˈɪz klˈɪɹ, ðæt hˈɛɹɪŋz wɪl biː tʃˈiːp ðɪs jˈɪɹ.