text_original: "Never since I was born did I hear so much wit, And, madam, I laugh'd till I thought I should split. So then you look'd scornful, and snift at the Dean, As who should say, 'Now, am I skinny[11] and lean?' But he durst not so much as once open his lips, And the doctor was plaguily down in the hips."
text_transcription: NEVER SINCE I WAS BORN DID I HEAR SO MUCH WIT AND MADAM I LAUGHED TILL I THOUGHT I SHOULD SPLIT SO THEN YOU LOOKED SCORNFUL AND SNIFFED AT THE DANE AS WHO SHOULD SAY NOW AM I SKINNY AND LAME BUT HE DURST NOT SO MUCH AS ONCE OPEN HIS LIPS AND THE DOCTOR WAS PLAGUILY DOWN IN THE HIPS
phonemes: "nˈɛvɚ sˈɪns aɪ wʌz bˈɔːɹn dˈɪd aɪ hˈɪɹ sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ wˈɪt, ænd, mˈædəm, aɪ lˈæfd tˈɪl aɪ θˈɔːt aɪ ʃˌʊd splˈɪt. sˌoʊ ðˈɛn juː lˈʊkd skˈɔːɹnfəl, ænd snˈɪft æt ðə dˈiːn, æz hˌuː ʃˌʊd sˈeɪ, nˈaʊ, æm aɪ skˈɪni[ɪlˈɛvən] ænd lˈiːn?bˌʌt hiː dˈɜːst nˌɑːt sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ æz wˈʌns ˈoʊpən hɪz lˈɪps, ænd ðə dˈɑːktɚ wʌz plˈæɡaɪli dˌaʊn ɪnðə hˈɪps."