text_original: Show me the brightest Irish toast, Who from her lover e'er could boast Above a song or two at most: For thee three poets now are drudging all, To praise the cheeks, chin, nose, the bridge and all, Both of the picture and original. Thy nose's length and fame extend So far, dear Dan, that every friend Tries who shall have it by the end. And future poets, as they rise, Shall read with envy and surprise Thy nose outshining Celia's eyes.
text_transcription: SHOW ME THE BRIGHTEST IRISH TOAST WHO FROM HER LOVER EAR COULD BOAST ABOVE A SONG OR TWO AT MOST FOR THEE THREE POETS NOW ARE JUDGING ALL TO PRAISE THE CHEEK'S CHIN NOSE THE ORIGINAL BOTH OF THE PICTURE AND ORIGINAL THY NOSE'S LENGTH AND FAME EXTEND SO FAR DEAR DAN THAT EVERY FRIEND TRIES WHO SHALL HAVE IT BY THE END AND FUTURE POETS AS THEY RISE SHALL READ WITH ENVY AND SURPRISE THY NOSE OUTSHINING CELIA'S EYES
phonemes: ʃˈoʊ mˌiː ðə bɹˈaɪɾɪst ˈaɪɹɪʃ tˈoʊst, hˌuː fɹʌm hɜː lˈʌvɚɹ ˈɛɹ kʊd bˈoʊst əbˌʌv ɐ sˈɔŋ ɔːɹ tˈuː æt mˈoʊst: fɔːɹ ðiː θɹˈiː pˈoʊɪts nˈaʊ ɑːɹ dɹˈʌdʒɪŋ ˈɔːl, tə pɹˈeɪz ðə tʃˈiːks, tʃˈɪn, nˈoʊz, ðə bɹˈɪdʒ ænd ˈɔːl, bˈoʊθ ʌvðə pˈɪktʃɚ ænd ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəl. ðˌaɪ nˈoʊzᵻz lˈɛŋθ ænd fˈeɪm ɛkstˈɛnd sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ, dˈɪɹ dˈæn, ðæt ˈɛvɹi fɹˈɛnd tɹˈaɪz hˌuː ʃˌæl hæv ɪt baɪ ðɪ ˈɛnd. ænd fjˈuːtʃɚ pˈoʊɪts, æz ðeɪ ɹˈaɪz, ʃˌæl ɹˈiːd wɪð ˈɛnvi ænd sɚpɹˈaɪz ðˌaɪ nˈoʊz aʊtʃˈaɪnɪŋ sˈɛliəz ˈaɪz.