text_original: I went in vain to look for Eupolis Down in the Strand,[1] just where the New Pole[2] is; For I can tell you one thing, that I can, You will not find it in the Vatican.
text_transcription: I WENT IN VAIN TO LOOK FOR EUPOLIS DOWN IN THE STRAND JUST WHERE THE NEW POLE IS FOR I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT I CAN YOU WILL NOT FIND IT IN THEE THAT I CAN
phonemes: aɪ wɛnt ɪn vˈeɪn tə lˈʊk fɔːɹ jˈuːpəlˌɪs dˌaʊn ɪnðə stɹˈænd,[wˈʌn] dʒˈʌst wˌɛɹ ðə nˈuː pˈoʊl[tˈuː] ɪz; fɔːɹ aɪ kæn tˈɛl juː wˈʌn θˈɪŋ, ðæt aɪ kˈæn, juː wɪl nˌɑːt fˈaɪnd ɪɾ ɪnðə vˈæɾɪkən.