text_original: Barbara was genuinely amazed. She had heard of May and December, but this was May of this year and December of the year before last. "Not Doctor Sternroyd?" she asked aghast. Marjolaine burst out laughing. "No, no!"
text_transcription: BARBARA WAS GENUINELY AMAZED SHE HAD HEARD OF MAY AND DECEMBER BUT THIS WAS MAY OF THIS YEAR AND DECEMBER OF THE YEAR BEFORE LAST NOT DOCTOR STERNROID SHE ASKED AGHAST MARCELLAINE BURST OUT LAUGHING NO NO
phonemes: bˈɑːɹbɚɹə wʌz dʒˈɛnjuːɪnli ɐmˈeɪzd. ʃiː hæd hˈɜːd ʌv mˈeɪ ænd dᵻsˈɛmbɚ, bˌʌt ðɪs wʌz mˈeɪ ʌv ðɪs jˈɪɹ ænd dᵻsˈɛmbɚɹ ʌvðə jˈɪɹ bᵻfˌɔːɹ lˈæst. "nˌɑːt dˈɑːktɚ stˈɜːnɹɔɪd?" ʃiː ˈæskt ɐɡˈæst. mˈɑːɹdʒəlˌeɪn bˈɜːst ˈaʊt lˈæfɪŋ. "nˈoʊ, nˈoʊ!"