text_original: if I could, how I would maul His tallow face and wainscot paws, His beetle brows, and eyes of wall, And make him soon give up the cause! Must I be every moment chid With [2] _Skinnybonia, Snipe_, and _Lean?_ O! that I could but once be rid Of this insulting tyrant Dean!
text_transcription: IF I COULD HOW I WOULD MAUL HIS TALLOW FACE AND WAINSCOT PAWS HIS BEETLE BROWS AND EYES OF WALL AND MAKE HIM SOON GIVE UP THE CAUSE MUST I BE EVERY MOMENT CHID WITH SKINNY BONIA SNIPE AND LEAN OH THAT I COULD BUT ONCE BE RID OF THIS INSULTING TYRANT DEAN
phonemes: ɪf aɪ kˈʊd, hˌaʊ aɪ wʊd mˈɔːl hɪz tˈæloʊ fˈeɪs ænd wˈeɪnskɑːt pˈɔːz, hɪz bˈiːɾəl bɹˈaʊz, ænd ˈaɪz ʌv wˈɔːl, ænd mˌeɪk hˌɪm sˈuːn ɡˈɪv ˌʌp ðə kˈɔːz! mˈʌst aɪ biː ˈɛvɹi mˈoʊmənt tʃˈɪd wɪð [tˈuː] skˌɪnɪbˈoʊniə, snˈaɪp, ænd lˈiːn?ˈoʊ! ðæt aɪ kʊd bˌʌt wˈʌns biː ɹˈɪd ʌv ðɪs ɪnsˈʌltɪŋ tˈaɪɹənt dˈiːn!