text_original: On this worrier of deans whene'er we can hit, We'll show him the way how to crop and to slit; We'll teach him some better address to afford To the dean of all deans, though he wears not a sword.
text_transcription: ON THIS WARRIOR OF DEANS WHEN E'ER WE CAN HIT WE'LL SHOW HIM THE WAY HOW TO CROP AND TO SLIT WE'LL TEACH HIM SOME BETTER ADDRESSED TO AFFORD TO THE DEAN OF ALL DEANS THOUGH HE WEARS NOT A SWORD
phonemes: ˌɔn ðɪs wˈʌɹiɚɹ ʌv dˈiːnz wˈɛnɛɹ wiː kæn hˈɪt, wiːl ʃˈoʊ hˌɪm ðə wˈeɪ hˌaʊ tə kɹˈɑːp ænd tə slˈɪt; wiːl tˈiːtʃ hˌɪm sˌʌm bˈɛɾɚɹ ɐdɹˈɛs tʊ ɐfˈɔːɹd tə ðə dˈiːn ʌv ˈɔːl dˈiːnz, ðˌoʊ hiː wˈɛɹz nˌɑːɾə sˈɔːɹd.