text_original: You'll find if you read but a few of your histories, All women, as Eve, all women are mysteries. To find out this riddle I know you'll be eager, And make every one of the sex a Belphegor. But that will not do, for I mean to commend them; I swear without jest I an honour intend them. In a sieve, sir, their ancient extraction I quite tell, In a riddle I give you their power and their title. This I told you before; do you know what I mean, sir? "Not I, by my troth, sir."  Then read it again, sir.
text_transcription: YOU'LL FIND IF YOU READ BUT A FEW OF YOUR HISTORIES ALL WOMEN AS EVE ALL WOMEN ARE MYSTERIES TO FIND OUT THIS RIDDLE I KNOW YOU'LL BE EAGER AND MAKE EVERY ONE OF THE SEX A BEL FIGURE BUT THAT WILL NOT DO FOR I MEAN TO COMMEND THEM I SWEAR WITHOUT JEST I AND HONOUR AND TEND THEM IN A CIP SIR THEIR ANCIENT EXTCTION I QUITE TELL IN A RIDDLE I GIVE YOU THEIR POWER AND THEIR TITLE THIS I TOLD YOU BEFORE DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SIR NOT I BY MY TROTH SIR THEN READ IT AGAIN SIR
phonemes: juːl fˈaɪnd ɪf juː ɹˈiːd bˌʌt ɐ fjˈuː ʌv jʊɹ hˈɪstɚɹiz, ˈɔːl wˈɪmɪn, æz ˈiːv, ˈɔːl wˈɪmɪn ɑːɹ mˈɪstɚɹiz. tə fˈaɪnd ˈaʊt ðɪs ɹˈɪdəl aɪ nˈoʊ juːl biː ˈiːɡɚ, ænd mˌeɪk ˈɛvɹi wˈʌn ʌvðə sˈɛks ɐ bˈɛlfɛɡɚ. bˌʌt ðæt wɪl nˌɑːt dˈuː, fɔːɹ aɪ mˈiːn tə kəmˈɛnd ðˌɛm; aɪ swˈɛɹ wɪðˌaʊt dʒˈɛst aɪ ɐn ˈɑːnɚɹ ɪntˈɛnd ðˌɛm. ɪn ɐ sˈɪv, sˌɜː, ðɛɹ ˈeɪntʃənt ɛkstɹˈækʃən aɪ kwˈaɪt tˈɛl, ɪn ɐ ɹˈɪdəl aɪ ɡˈɪv juː ðɛɹ pˈaʊɚ ænd ðɛɹ tˈaɪɾəl. ðɪs aɪ tˈoʊld juː bᵻfˈɔːɹ; dˈuː juː nˈoʊ wʌt aɪ mˈiːn, sˌɜː? "nˌɑːt ˈaɪ, baɪ maɪ tɹˈɑːθ, sˌɜː."  ðˈɛn ɹˈiːd ɪɾ ɐɡˈɛn, sˌɜː.