text_original: Your annual bard had rather chose To celebrate your birth in prose: Yet merry folks, who want by chance A pair to make a country dance, Call the old housekeeper, and get her To fill a place for want of better: While Sheridan is off the hooks, And friend Delany at his books, That Stella may avoid disgrace, Once more the Dean supplies their place. Beauty and wit, too sad a truth!
text_transcription: YOUR ANNUAL BARD HAD RATHER CHOSE TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTH IN PROSE YET MERRY FOLKS WHO WANT BY CHANCE A PAIR TO MAKE A COUNTRY DANCE CALL THE OLD HOUSEKEEPER AND GETTER TO FILL A PLACE FOR WANT OF BETTER WHILE SHERIDAN IS OFF THE HOOKS AND FRIEND DELANEY AT HIS BOOKS THAT STELLA MAY AVOID DISGRACE ONCE MORE THE DEAN SUPPLIES THEIR PLACE BEAUTY AND WIT TOO SAD A TRUTH
phonemes: jʊɹ ˈænjuːəl bˈɑːɹd hæd ɹˈæðɚ tʃˈoʊz tə sˈɛləbɹˌeɪt jʊɹ bˈɜːθ ɪn pɹˈoʊz: jˈɛt mˈɛɹi fˈoʊks, hˌuː wˈɔnt baɪ tʃˈæns ɐ pˈɛɹ tə mˌeɪk ɐ kˈʌntɹi dˈæns, kˈɔːl ðɪ ˈoʊld hˈaʊskiːpɚ, ænd ɡɛt hɜː tə fˈɪl ɐ plˈeɪs fɔːɹ wˈɔnt ʌv bˈɛɾɚ: wˌaɪl ʃˈɛɹɪdən ɪz ˈɔf ðə hˈʊks, ænd fɹˈɛnd dᵻlˈæni æt hɪz bˈʊks, ðæt stˈɛlə mˈeɪ ɐvˈɔɪd dɪsɡɹˈeɪs, wˈʌns mˈɔːɹ ðə dˈiːn səplˈaɪz ðɛɹ plˈeɪs. bjˈuːɾi ænd wˈɪt, tˈuː sˈæd ɐ tɹˈuːθ!