text_original: 'Whenever you see a cassock and gown, A hundred to one but it covers a clown. Observe how a parson comes into a room; G  d d  n me, he hobbles as bad as my groom; A _scholard_, when just from his college broke loose, Can hardly tell how to cry bo to a goose; Your Noveds, and Bluturks, and Omurs,[9] and stuff By G  , they don't signify this pinch of snuff.
text_transcription: WHENEVER YOU SEE A CASSOCK AND GOWN A HUNDRED TO ONE BUT IT COVERS A CLOWN OBSERVE HOW A PARSON COMES INTO A ROOM GOD DAMN ME OBELS AS BAD AS MY GROOM A SCHOLAR WHEN JUST FROM HIS COLLEGE BROKE LOOSE CAN HARDLY TELL HOW TO CRY BOO TO A GOOSE YOUR NOVELTS AND BLUE TURKS AND ARMERS AND STUFF BY GOD THEY DON'T SIGNIFY THIS PINCH OF SNUFF
phonemes: wɛnˌɛvɚ juː sˈiː ɐ kˈæsək ænd ɡˈaʊn, ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd tə wˈʌn bˌʌt ɪt kˈʌvɚz ɐ klˈaʊn. əbzˈɜːv hˌaʊ ɐ pˈɑːɹsən kˈʌmz ˌɪntʊ ɐ ɹˈuːm; dʒˈiː dˈiː dˈiː ˈɛn mˌiː, hiː hˈɑːbəlz æz bˈæd æz maɪ ɡɹˈuːm; ɐ skˈɑːlɑːɹd, wˌɛn dʒˈʌst fɹʌm hɪz kˈɑːlɪdʒ bɹˈoʊk lˈuːs, kæn hˈɑːɹdli tˈɛl hˌaʊ tə kɹˈaɪ bˈoʊ tʊ ɐ ɡˈuːs; jʊɹ nˈoʊvdz, ænd blˈuːɾɜːks, ænd ˈɑːmɚz,[nˈaɪn] ænd stˈʌf baɪ dʒˈiː  , ðeɪ dˈoʊnt sˈɪɡnᵻfˌaɪ ðɪs pˈɪntʃ ʌv snˈʌf.