text_original: Though he cringed to his deanship in very low strains, To others he boasted of knocking out brains, And slitting of noses, and cropping of ears, While his own ass's zags were more fit for the shears. Knock him down, etc. On this worrier of deans whene'er we can hit, We'll show him the way how to crop and to slit; We'll teach him some better address to afford To the dean of all deans, though he wears not a sword. Knock him down, etc.
text_transcription: THOUGH HE CRINGED TO HIS DEANSHIP IN VERY LOW STRAINS TO OTHERS HE BOASTED OF KNOCKING OUT BRAINS AND SLITTING OF NOSES AND CROPPING OF EARS WHILE HIS OWN ASS'S ZAGS WERE MORE FIT FOR THE SHEARS KNOCK HIM DOWN DOWN KNOCK HIM DOWN ON THIS WARRIOR OF DEANS WHEN E'ER WE CAN HIT WE'LL SHOW HIM THE WAY HOW TO CROP AND TO SLIT WE'LL TEACH HIM SOME BETTER ADDRESSED TO AFFORD TO THE DEAN OF ALL DEANS THOUGH HE WEARS NOT A SWORD KNOCK HIM DOWN DOWN KNO
phonemes: ðˌoʊ hiː kɹˈɪndʒd tə hɪz dˈiːnʃɪp ɪn vˈɛɹi lˈoʊ stɹˈeɪnz, tʊ ˈʌðɚz hiː bˈoʊstᵻd ʌv nˈɑːkɪŋ ˈaʊt bɹˈeɪnz, ænd slˈɪɾɪŋ ʌv nˈoʊzᵻz, ænd kɹˈɑːpɪŋ ʌv ˈɪɹz, wˌaɪl hɪz ˈoʊn ˈæsᵻz zˈæɡz wɜː mˈɔːɹ fˈɪt fɚðə ʃˈɪɹz. nˈɑːk hˌɪm dˈaʊn, ɛtsˈɛtɹə. ˌɔn ðɪs wˈʌɹiɚɹ ʌv dˈiːnz wˈɛnɛɹ wiː kæn hˈɪt, wiːl ʃˈoʊ hˌɪm ðə wˈeɪ hˌaʊ tə kɹˈɑːp ænd tə slˈɪt; wiːl tˈiːtʃ hˌɪm sˌʌm bˈɛɾɚɹ ɐdɹˈɛs tʊ ɐfˈɔːɹd tə ðə dˈiːn ʌv ˈɔːl dˈiːnz, ðˌoʊ hiː wˈɛɹz nˌɑːɾə sˈɔːɹd. nˈɑːk hˌɪm dˈaʊn, ɛtsˈɛtɹə.