text_original: At this Truth laughed heartily, so heartily that he almost fell from his slippery seat, and then he explained that it was a different kind of a "lie." "But I don't see," continued Gardner, "why you live at the bottom of a well, anyway. I should think you would prefer the top. But perhaps, Truth, you can't lie down as easily at the top of a well." Bosh Bosh Oil. 29 "Oh, yes, Truth can go anywhere," was the proud answer.
text_transcription: AT THIS TRUTH LAUGHED HEARTILY SO HEARTILY THAT HE ALMOST FELL FROM HIS SLIPPERY SEAT AND THEN HE EXPLAINED THAT IT WAS A DIFFERENT KIND OF A LIE BUT I DON'T SEE CONTINUED GARDNER WHY YOU LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL ANYWAY I SHOULD THINK YOU WOULD PREFER THE TOP BUT PERHAPS TRUTH YOU CAN'T LIE DOWN AS EASILY AT THE TOP OF A WELL OH YES TRUTH CAN GO ANYWHERE WAS THE PROUD ANSWER
phonemes: æt ðɪs tɹˈuːθ lˈæft hˈɑːɹɾili, sˌoʊ hˈɑːɹɾili ðæt hiː ˈɔːlmoʊst fˈɛl fɹʌm hɪz slˈɪpɚɹi sˈiːt, ænd ðˈɛn hiː ɛksplˈeɪnd ðˌɐɾɪt wʌzɐ dˈɪfɹənt kˈaɪnd əvə "lˈaɪ." "bˌʌt aɪ dˈoʊnt sˈiː," kəntˈɪnjuːd ɡˈɑːɹdnɚ, "wˌaɪ juː lˈɪv æt ðə bˈɑːɾəm əvə wˈɛl, ˈɛnɪwˌeɪ. aɪ ʃˌʊd θˈɪŋk juː wʊd pɹɪfˈɜː ðə tˈɑːp. bˌʌt pɚhˈæps, tɹˈuːθ, juː kˈænt lˈaɪ dˌaʊn æz ˈiːzili æt ðə tˈɑːp əvə wˈɛl." bˈɑːʃ bˈɑːʃ ˈɔɪl. twˈɛnti nˈaɪn "ˈoʊ, jˈɛs, tɹˈuːθ kæn ɡˌoʊ ˈɛnɪwˌɛɹ," wʌzðə pɹˈaʊd ˈænsɚ.