text_original: Why, Christ Church is a pretty situation, There are not many better in the nation!
text_transcription: WHY CHRIST CHURCH IS A PRETTY SITUATION THERE ARE NOT MANY BETTER IN THE NATION
phonemes: wˈaɪ, kɹˈaɪst tʃˈɜːtʃ ɪz ɐ pɹˈɪɾi sˌɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən, ðɛɹˌɑːɹ nˌɑːt mˈɛni bˈɛɾɚɹ ɪnðə nˈeɪʃən!