text_original: But we took our dividers, and found your d  n'd metre, In each single verse, took up a diameter. But how, Mr. Sheridan, came you to venture George, Dan, Dean, and Nim, to place in the centre?[1] 'Twill appear to your cost, you are fairly trepann'd, For the chord of your circle is now in their hand. The chord, or the radius, it matters not whether, By which your jade Pegasus, fix'd in a tether, As his betters are used, shall be lash'd round the ring, Three fellows with whips, and the Dean holds the string.
text_transcription: BUT WE TOOK OUR DIVIDERS AND FOUND YOUR DAMNED METRE IN EACH SINGLE VERSE TOOK UP A DIAMETER BUT HOW MISTER SHERIDAN CAME YOU TO VENTURE GEORGE DANDE AND NIM TOOK PLACE IN THE CENTRE TWILL APPEAR TO YOUR COST YOU ARE FAIRLY TREPANNED FOR THE CORD OF YOUR CIRCLE IS NOW IN THEIR HAND THE CORD OR THE RADIUS IT MATTERS NOT WHETHER BY WHICH YOUR JADE PEGAS IS FIXED IN A TETHER AS HIS BETTERS ARE USED SHALL BE LASHED ROUND THE RING THREE FELLOWS WITH WHIPS AND THE DEAN HOLDS THE STRING
phonemes: bˌʌt wiː tˈʊk ˌaʊɚ dᵻvˈaɪdɚz, ænd fˈaʊnd jʊɹ dˈiː ˈɛnd mˈiːɾɚ, ɪn ˈiːtʃ sˈɪŋɡəl vˈɜːs, tˈʊk ˌʌp ɐ daɪˈæmɪɾɚ. bˌʌt hˈaʊ, mˈɪstɚ. ʃˈɛɹɪdən, kˈeɪm juː tə vˈɛntʃɚ dʒˈɔːɹdʒ, dˈæn, dˈiːn, ænd nˈɪm, tə plˈeɪs ɪnðə sˈɛntɚ?[wˈʌn] twˈɪl ɐpˈɪɹ tə jʊɹ kˈɔst, juː ɑːɹ fˈɛɹli tɹˈɛpænd, fɚðə kˈɔːɹd ʌv jʊɹ sˈɜːkəl ɪz nˈaʊ ɪn ðɛɹ hˈænd. ðə kˈɔːɹd, ɔːɹ ðə ɹˈeɪdɪəs, ɪt mˈæɾɚz nˌɑːt wˈɛðɚ, baɪ wˌɪtʃ jʊɹ dʒˈeɪd pˈɛɡəsəs, fˈɪksd ɪn ɐ tˈɛðɚ, æz hɪz bˈɛɾɚz ɑːɹ jˈuːzd, ʃˌæl biː lˈæʃd ɹˈaʊnd ðə ɹˈɪŋ, θɹˈiː fˈɛloʊz wɪð wˈɪps, ænd ðə dˈiːn hˈoʊldz ðə stɹˈɪŋ.