text_original: "Well," said Jack, with an air of profound knowledge and experience, "You go to a Bishop, and he gives you a document, and then you go to the nearest church—and—and—there you are!" "I don't believe you're there at all," she said, pouting.
text_transcription: WELL SAID JACK WITH AN AIR OF PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE YOU GO TO A BISHOP AND HE GIVES YOU A DOCUMENT AND THEN YOU GO TO THE NEAREST CHURCH AND AND THERE YOU ARE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THERE AT ALL SHE SAID POUTING
phonemes: "wˈɛl," sˈɛd dʒˈæk, wɪð ɐn ˈɛɹ ʌv pɹəfˈaʊnd nˈɑːlɪdʒ ænd ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns, "juː ɡˌoʊ tʊ ɐ bˈɪʃəp, ænd hiː ɡˈɪvz juː ɐ dˈɑːkjuːmənt, ænd ðˈɛn juː ɡˌoʊ tə ðə nˌɪɹɪst tʃˈɜːtʃ—ænd—ænd—ðˈɛɹ juː ɑːɹ!" "aɪ dˈoʊnt bᵻlˈiːv jʊɹ ðɛɹ æɾ ˈɔːl," ʃiː sˈɛd, pˈaʊɾɪŋ.