text_original: Some say he's a birch, a thought very odd; For none but a dunce would come under his rod.
text_transcription: SOME SAY HE'S A BIRCH A THOUGHT VERY ODD FOR NONE BUT A DUNCE WOULD COME UNDER HIS ROD
phonemes: sˌʌm sˈeɪ hiːz ɐ bˈɜːtʃ, ɐ θˈɔːt vˈɛɹi ˈɑːd; fɔːɹ nˈʌn bˌʌt ɐ dˈʌns wʊd kˈʌm ˌʌndɚ hɪz ɹˈɑːd.