text_original: SHERIDAN'S ANSWER I'd have you to know, as sure as you're Dean, On Thursday my cask of Obrien I'll drain; If my wife is not willing, I say she's a quean; And my right to the cellar, egad, I'll maintain As bravely as any that fought at Dunblain: Go tell her it over and over again.
text_transcription: D HAVE YOU TO KNOW AS SURE AS YOUR DEAN ON THURSDAY MY CASK OF O'BRIEN I'LL DRAIN IF MY WIFE IS NOT WILLING I'LL SAY SHE'S A QUEEN AND MY RIGHT TO THE SELLER E GOD I'LL MAINTAIN AS BRAVELY AS ANY THAT FOUGHT AT DUN BLAINE GO TELL HER IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
phonemes: ʃˈɛɹɪdənz ˈænsɚɹ aɪd hæv juː tə nˈoʊ, æz ʃˈʊɹ æz jʊɹ dˈiːn, ˌɔn θˈɜːzdeɪ maɪ kˈæsk ʌv ˈɑːbɹiən aɪl dɹˈeɪn; ɪf maɪ wˈaɪf ɪz nˌɑːt wˈɪlɪŋ, aɪ sˈeɪ ʃiːz ɐ kwˈiən; ænd maɪ ɹˈaɪt tə ðə sˈɛlɚ, ˈɛɡæd, aɪl meɪntˈeɪn æz bɹˈeɪvli æz ˌɛni ðæt fˈɔːt æt dˈʌnbleɪn: ɡˌoʊ tˈɛl hɜːɹ ɪɾ ˌoʊvɚ ænd ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐɡˈɛn.