text_original: Though born of human filth and sweat, it As well may say man did beget it. And maggots in your nose and chin As well may claim you for their kin. Yet critics may object, why not? Since lice are brethren to a Scot: Which made our swarm of sects determine Employments for their brother vermin.
text_transcription: THOUGH BORN OF HUMAN FILTH AND SWEAT IT AS WELL MAY SAY MAN DID BEGET IT AND MAGGOTS IN YOUR NOSE AND CHIN AS WELL MAY CLAIM YOU FOR THEIR KIN YET CRITICS MAY OBJECT WHY NOT SINCE LICE ARE BRETHREN TO A SCOT WHICH MADE OUR SWARM OF SEX DETERMINE EMPLOYMENTS FOR THEIR BROTHER VERMIN
phonemes: ðˌoʊ bˈɔːɹn ʌv hjˈuːmən fˈɪlθ ænd swˈɛt, ɪɾ æz wˈɛl mˈeɪ sˈeɪ mˈæn dˈɪd bᵻɡˈɛt ɪt. ænd mˈæɡəts ɪn jʊɹ nˈoʊz ænd tʃˈɪn æz wˈɛl mˈeɪ klˈeɪm juː fɔːɹ ðɛɹ kˈɪn. jˈɛt kɹˈɪɾɪks mˈeɪ ɑːbdʒˈɛkt, wˌaɪ nˈɑːt? sˈɪns lˈaɪs ɑːɹ bɹˈɛðɹən tʊ ɐ skˈɑːt: wˌɪtʃ mˌeɪd ˌaʊɚ swˈɔːɹm ʌv sˈɛkts dɪtˈɜːmɪn ɛmplˈɔɪmənts fɔːɹ ðɛɹ bɹˈʌðɚ vˈɜːmɪn.