text_original: Seizing a handful of buttercups (and how fortunate it was for him that they happened to grow right there) he covered his entire head with butter.
text_transcription: SEIZING A HANDFUL OF BUTTERCUPS AND HOW FORTUNATE IT WAS FOR HIM THAT THEY HAPPENED TO GROW RIGHT THERE HE COVERED HIS ENTIRE HEAD WITH BUTTER
phonemes: sˈiːzɪŋ ɐ hˈændfəl ʌv bˈʌɾɚkˌʌps (ænd hˌaʊ fˈɔːɹtʃənət ɪt wʌz fɔːɹ hˌɪm ðæt ðeɪ hˈæpənd tə ɡɹˈoʊ ɹˈaɪt ðˈɛɹ) hiː kˈʌvɚd hɪz ɛntˈaɪɚ hˈɛd wɪð bˈʌɾɚ.