text_original: He deliberately stoked himself from his snuff mull before replying: "Optimist nor pessimist am I, eechie nor ochie. I'm thinkin' the optimist and the pessimist are lears alike; takin' a pairt for the whole, an' so guilty o' the logical sin o' _a particulari ad universale_. Sophism they misca' it; as if there were anything but a lee in a misstatement o' fac'. Fac's is good eneuch for me; an' that, let me tell ye, is why I said that the splendour o' the sunset is but a mask for dool. Look yon!
text_transcription: HE DELIBERATELY STOKED HIMSELF FROM HIS SNOFF MOLE BEFORE REPLYING OFTIMIST NOR PESSIMIST AM I I CHEE NOR O CHEE I AM THINKING THE OPTIMUS AND THE PRESSMUS ARE LEARS ALIKE TAKING A PAIR FOR THE WHOLE AND SO GUILTY OF THE LOGICAL SIN OH AH PARTICULARLY AT UNIVERSALM SOPHISM THEY MISGATE IT AS IF THEY WERE ANYTHING BUT A LEE IN A MISTATEMENT O FACT FACTS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND THAT LET ME TELL YE IS WHY I SAID THAT THE SPLENDOUR O THE SUNSET IS BUT A MASQUE FOR DUEL LOOK YON
phonemes: hiː dᵻlˈɪbɚɹətli stˈoʊkt hɪmsˈɛlf fɹʌm hɪz snˈʌf mˈʌl bᵻfˌɔːɹ ɹᵻplˈaɪɪŋ: "ˈɑːptɪmˌɪst nˈɔːɹ pˈɛsɪmˌɪst æm ˈaɪ, ˈiːtʃi nˈɔːɹ ˈɑːtʃi. aɪm θˈɪŋkɪn ðɪ ˈɑːptɪmˌɪst ænd ðə pˈɛsɪmˌɪst ɑːɹ lˈɪɹz ɐlˈaɪk; tˈækɪn ɐ pˈɛɹt fɚðə hˈoʊl, æn sˌoʊ ɡˈɪlti ˈoʊ ðə lˈɑːdʒɪkəl sˈɪn ˈoʊ ɐ pɚtˈɪkjʊlˈɑːɹɹi ˈæd jˌuːnɪvˈɜːseɪl. sˈɑːfɪzəm ðeɪ mɪskˈɑː ɪt; æz ɪf ðɛɹwˌɜːɹ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ bˌʌt ɐ lˈiː ɪn ɐ mɪsstˈeɪtmənt ˈoʊ fˈæk. fˈækz ɪz ɡˈʊd ˈɛnuːtʃ fɔːɹ mˌiː; æn ðˈæt, lˈɛt mˌiː tˈɛl jˈiː, ɪz wˌaɪ aɪ sˈɛd ðætðə splˈɛndɚɹ ˈoʊ ðə sˈʌnsɛt ɪz bˌʌt ɐ mˈæsk fɔːɹ dˈuːl. lˈʊk jˈɑːn!