text_original: I hae much enjoyed yer pleasin' converse. I hope it's mony a crack we yet may hae thegither!" And so my philosophical egoist moved homewards, blissfully unconscious of the fact that my sole contribution to the "pleasing converse" was the remark that he did not seem optimistic. The whole mass of his charge moved homewards at an even footpace, the collie making frantic dashes here and there to keep his flock headed in the right direction. Presently I saw the herd pouring like a foam white noisy river across the narrow bridge over the Water of Cruden.
text_transcription: I HAVE MUCH ENJOYED YOUR PLEASING CONVERSE I HOPE IT'S MONEY A CRACK WE YET MAY HAVE TOGETHER AND SO MY PHILOSOPHICAL EGOIST MOVED HOMEWARDS BLISSFULLY UNCONSCIOUS OF THE FACT THAT MY SOLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE PLEASING CONGRESS WAS A REMARK THAT HE DID NOT SEEM OPTIMISTIC THE WHOLE MASS OF HIS CHARGE MOVED HOMEWARDS AT EVEN FOOT PACE THE CALLING MAKING FRANTIC DASHES HERE AND THERE TO KEEP HIS FLOCKHEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION PRESENTLY I SAW THE HERD POURING LIKE A FOAM WHITE NOISY RIVER ACROSS THE NARROW BRIDGE OVER THE WATER OF PRUDEN
phonemes: aɪ hˈiː mˈʌtʃ ɛndʒˈɔɪd jɚ plˈiːsɪn kˈɑːnvɜːs. aɪ hˈoʊp ɪts mˈʌni ɐ kɹˈæk wiː jˈɛt mˈeɪ hˈiː ðəɡˈɪðɚ!" ænd sˌoʊ maɪ fˌɪləsˈɑːfɪkəl ˈiːɡoʊˌɪst mˈuːvd hˈoʊmwɚdz, blˈɪsfəli ʌŋkˈɑːnʃəs ʌvðə fˈækt ðæt maɪ sˈoʊl kˌɑːntɹɪbjˈuːʃən tə ðə "plˈiːzɪŋ kˈɑːnvɜːs" wʌzðə ɹᵻmˈɑːɹk ðæt hiː dɪdnˌɑːt sˈiːm ˌɑːptɪmˈɪstɪk. ðə hˈoʊl mˈæs ʌv hɪz tʃˈɑːɹdʒ mˈuːvd hˈoʊmwɚdz æɾ ɐn ˈiːvən fˈʊtpeɪs, ðə kˈɑːli mˌeɪkɪŋ fɹˈæntɪk dˈæʃᵻz hˈɪɹ ɐnd ðˈɛɹ tə kˈiːp hɪz flˈɑːk hˈɛdᵻd ɪnðə ɹˈaɪt dᵻɹˈɛkʃən. pɹˈɛzəntli aɪ sˈɔː ðə hˈɜːd pˈɔːɹɪŋ lˈaɪk ɐ fˈoʊm wˈaɪt nˈɔɪzi ɹˈɪvɚɹ əkɹˌɑːs ðə nˈæɹoʊ bɹˈɪdʒ ˌoʊvɚ ðə wˈɔːɾɚɹ ʌv kɹˈuːdən.