text_original: As, if the gout should seize the head, Doctors pronounce the patient dead; But, if they can, by all their arts, Eject it to the extremest parts, They give the sick man joy, and praise The gout that will prolong his days.
text_transcription: AS IF THE GOUT SHOULD SEIZE THE HEAD DOCTORS PRONOUNCE THE PATIENT DEAD BUT IF THEY CAN BY ALL THEIR ARTS EJECT IT TO THE EXTREMEST PARTS THEY GIVE THE SICK MAN JOY AND PRAISE THE GOUT THAT WILL PROLONG HIS DAYS
phonemes: æz, ɪf ðə ɡˈaʊt ʃˌʊd sˈiːz ðə hˈɛd, dˈɑːktɚz pɹənˈaʊns ðə pˈeɪʃənt dˈɛd; bˌʌt, ɪf ðeɪ kˈæn, baɪ ˈɔːl ðɛɹ ˈɑːɹts, ɪdʒˈɛkt ɪt tə ðɪ ɛkstɹˈiːmɪst pˈɑːɹts, ðeɪ ɡˈɪv ðə sˈɪk mˈæn dʒˈɔɪ, ænd pɹˈeɪz ðə ɡˈaʊt ðæt wɪl pɹəlˈɔŋ hɪz dˈeɪz.