text_original: Why against printers all this noise? This summoning of blackguard boys? Why so sagacious in your guesses? Your _effs_, and _tees_, and _arrs_, and _esses_! Take my advice; to make you safe, I know a shorter way by half. The point is plain; remove the cause; Defend your liberties and laws.
text_transcription: WHY AGAINST PRINTERS ALL THIS NOISE THIS SUMMONING OF BLACKGUARD BOYS WHY SO SAGACIOUS IN YOUR GUESSES YOUR F'S AND TS AND R'S AND S'S TAKE MY ADVICE TO MAKE YOU SAFE I KNOW A SHORTER WAY BY HATE THE POINT IS PLAIN REMOVE THE CAUSE DEFEND YOUR LIBERTIES AND LAWS
phonemes: wˌaɪ ɐɡˈɛnst pɹˈɪntɚz ˈɔːl ðɪs nˈɔɪz? ðɪs sˈʌmənɪŋ ʌv blˈækɡɑːɹd bˈɔɪz? wˌaɪ sˌoʊ səɡˈeɪʃəs ɪn jʊɹ ɡˈɛsᵻz? jʊɹ ˈɛfs, ænd tˈiːz, ænd ˈɑːɹz, ænd ˈɛsᵻz! tˈeɪk maɪ ɐdvˈaɪs; tə mˌeɪk juː sˈeɪf, aɪ nˈoʊ ɐ ʃˈɔːɹɾɚ wˈeɪ baɪ hˈæf. ðə pˈɔɪnt ɪz plˈeɪn; ɹᵻmˈuːv ðə kˈɔːz; dᵻfˈɛnd jʊɹ lˈɪbɚɾiz ænd lˈɔːz.