text_original: My left ear's attending the hymns of the choir, My right ear is stunn'd with the noise of the crier. My right hand's inditing these lines to your reverence, My left is indenting for me and heirs ever hence. Although in myself I'm divided in two, Dear Dean, I shall ne'er be divided from you.
text_transcription: MY LEFT EAR'S ATTENDING THE HYMNS OF THE CHOIR MY RIGHT EAR IS STUNNED WITH THE NOISE OF THE CRIER MY RIGHT HAND'S INDICTING THESE LINES TO YOUR REVERENCE MY LEFT IS INDENTING FOR ME AND HEIRS EVER HENCE ALTHOUGH IN MYSELF I'M DIVIDED IN TWO DEAR DEAN I SHALL NE'ER BE DIVIDED FROM YOU
phonemes: maɪ lˈɛft ˈɪɹz ɐtˈɛndɪŋ ðə hˈɪmz ʌvðə kwˈaɪɚ, maɪ ɹˈaɪt ˈɪɹ ɪz stˈʌnd wɪððə nˈɔɪz ʌvðə kɹˈaɪɚ. maɪ ɹˈaɪt hˈændz ɪndˈaɪɾɪŋ ðiːz lˈaɪnz tə jʊɹ ɹˈɛvɚɹəns, maɪ lˈɛft ɪz ˌɪndˈɛntɪŋ fɔːɹ mˌiː ænd ˈɛɹz ˈɛvɚ hˈɛns. ɔːlðˈoʊ ɪn maɪsˈɛlf aɪm dᵻvˈaɪdᵻd ɪn tˈuː, dˈɪɹ dˈiːn, aɪʃˌɐl nˈɛɹ biː dᵻvˈaɪdᵻd fɹʌm juː.