text_original: Not in vain hae I seen the wisdom and glory o' the Lord in sunsets an' dawns wi'oot learnin' the lessons that they teach. Mon, I tell ye that it's all those glories o' pomp and pageantry  all the lasceevious luxuries o' colour an' splendour, that are the forerinners o' disaster.
text_transcription: NOT IN VAIN HAVE I SEEN THE WISDOM AND GLORY OF THE LORD IN SUNSETS AND DAWNS WITHOUT LEARNING THE LESSONS THAT THEY TEACH MAUN I TELL YE THAT IT'S ALL THESE GLORIES OF POMP AND PAGEANTRY UTTERLASTRIVIUS LUXURIES OF COLOUR AND SPLENDOUR THAT ARE THE FOREIGNERS OF DISASTER
phonemes: nˌɑːt ɪn vˈeɪn hˈiː aɪ sˈiːn ðə wˈɪzdəm ænd ɡlˈɔːɹi ˈoʊ ðə lˈɔːɹd ɪn sˈʌnsɛts æn dˈɔːnz wˈɪuːt lˈɜːnɪn ðə lˈɛsənz ðæt ðeɪ tˈiːtʃ. mˈɑːn, aɪ tˈɛl jiː ðæt ɪts ˈɔːl ðoʊz ɡlˈɔːɹiz ˈoʊ pˈɑːmp ænd pˈædʒəntɹi ˈɔːl ðə læsˈiːviəs lˈʌkʃɚɹiz ˈoʊ kˈʌlɚɹ æn splˈɛndɚ, ðæt ɑːɹ ðə fˈɔːɹɪnɚz ˈoʊ dɪzˈæstɚ.