text_original: I used very often at night, when my aunts were gone out, and Mrs. Bridget also (for Mrs. Bridget generally went out when her mistress did to see some of her acquaintances in the town), to get up and go down into the kitchen, where I used to sit upon the housemaid's knee and eat toasted cheese and bread sopped in beer. Whenever my aunts found out any of my naughty tricks, they used to talk to me of my wickedness, and to tell me that if I went on in this manner I certainly should make God very angry. When I heard them talk of God's anger I used to be frightened, and resolved to do better; but I seldom kept any of my good resolutions.
text_transcription: I USED VERY OFTEN AT NIGHT WHEN MY AUNTS WERE GONE OUT AND MISSUS BRIDGET ALSO FOR MISSUS BRIDGET GENERALLY WENT OUT WHEN HER MISTRESS DID TO SEE SOME OF HER ACQUAINTANCES IN THE TOWN TO GET UP AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE I USED TO SIT UPON THE HOUSEMAID'S KNEE AND EAT TOASTED CHEESE AND BREAD SOPPED IN BEER WHENEVER MY AUNTS FOUND OUT ANY OF MY NAUGHTY TRICKS THEY USED TO TALK TO ME OF MY WICKEDNESS AND TO TELL ME THAT IF I WENT ON IN THIS MANNER I CERTAINLY SHOULD MAKE GOD VERY ANGRY WHEN I HEARD THEM TALK OF GOD'S ANGER I USED TO BE FRIGHTENED AND RESOLVED TO DO BETTER BUT I SELDOM KEPT ANY OF MY GOOD RESOLUTIONS
phonemes: aɪ jˈuːzd vˈɛɹi ˈɔfən æt nˈaɪt, wˌɛn maɪ ˈænts wɜː ɡɔn ˈaʊt, ænd mˈɪsɪz. bɹˈɪdʒɪt ˈɔːlsoʊ (fɔːɹ mˈɪsɪz. bɹˈɪdʒɪt dʒˈɛnɚɹəli wɛnt ˈaʊt wɛn hɜː mˈɪstɹəs dˈɪd tə sˈiː sˌʌm ʌv hɜːɹ ɐkwˈeɪntənsᵻz ɪnðə tˈaʊn), tə ɡɛt ˌʌp ænd ɡˌoʊ dˌaʊn ˌɪntʊ ðə kˈɪtʃən, wˌɛɹ aɪ jˈuːzd tə sˈɪt əpˌɑːn ðə hˈaʊsmeɪdz nˈiː ænd ˈiːt tˈoʊstᵻd tʃˈiːz ænd bɹˈɛd sˈɑːpt ɪn bˈɪɹ. wɛnˌɛvɚ maɪ ˈænts fˈaʊnd ˈaʊt ˌɛni ʌv maɪ nˈɔːɾi tɹˈɪks, ðeɪ jˈuːzd tə tˈɔːk tə mˌiː ʌv maɪ wˈɪkᵻdnəs, ænd tə tˈɛl mˌiː ðæt ɪf aɪ wɛnt ˌɔn ɪn ðɪs mˈænɚɹ aɪ sˈɜːʔn̩li ʃˌʊd mˌeɪk ɡˈɑːd vˈɛɹi ˈæŋɡɹi. wˌɛn aɪ hˈɜːd ðˌɛm tˈɔːk ʌv ɡˈɑːdz ˈæŋɡɚɹ aɪ jˈuːzd təbi fɹˈaɪʔn̩d, ænd ɹᵻzˈɑːlvd tə dˈuː bˈɛɾɚ; bˌʌt aɪ sˈɛldəm kˈɛpt ˌɛni ʌv maɪ ɡˈʊd ɹˌɛzəlˈuːʃənz.