text_original: It purges the spleen Of dislike to the queen, And has one effect that is odder; When easement they use, They always will chuse The Conformity Bill for bumfodder.
text_transcription: IT PURGES THE SPLEEN OF DISLIKES TO THE QUEEN AND HAS ONE EFFECT THAT IS ODDER WHEN EASEMENT THEY USE THEY ALWAYS WILL CHOOSE THE CONFORMITY BILL FOR BUM FODDER
phonemes: ɪt pˈɜːdʒᵻz ðə splˈiːn ʌv dɪslˈaɪk tə ðə kwˈiːn, ænd hɐz wˈʌn ɪfˈɛkt ðæt ɪz ˈɑːdɚ; wˌɛn ˈiːzmənt ðeɪ jˈuːz, ðeɪ ˈɔːlweɪz wɪl tʃˈuːs ðə kənfˈɔːɹmᵻɾi bˈɪl fɔːɹ bˈʌmfɑːdɚ.