text_original: Her damn'd pointed tongue pierced almost to my heart; Tell me of a cart,  tell me of a     , I'd have you to tell on both sides her ears, If she comes to my house, that I'll kick her down stairs: Then home she shall limping go, squalling out, O my knee; You shall soon have a crutch to buy for your Melpomene.
text_transcription: HER DAMNED POINTED TONGUE PIERCED ALMOST TO MY HEART TELL ME OF A CART TELL ME OF A FART I'D HAVE YOU TO TELL ON BOTH SIDES OF HER EARS IF SHE COMES TO MY HOUSE THAT I'LL KICK HER DOWN STAIRS THEN HOME SHE SHALL LIMPING GO SQUALLING OUT O MY KNEE YOU SHALL SOON HAVE A CRUTCH TO BUY FOR YOUR MALPO MANE
phonemes: hɜː dˈæmd pˈɔɪntᵻd tˈʌŋ pˈɪɹst ˈɔːlmoʊst tə maɪ hˈɑːɹt; tˈɛl mˌiː əvə kˈɑːɹt,  tˈɛl mˌiː əvə     , aɪd hæv juː tə tˈɛl ˌɔn bˈoʊθ sˈaɪdz hɜːɹ ˈɪɹz, ɪf ʃiː kˈʌmz tə maɪ hˈaʊs, ðæt aɪl kˈɪk hɜː dˌaʊn stˈɛɹz: ðˈɛn hˈoʊm ʃiː ʃˌæl lˈɪmpɪŋ ɡˈoʊ, skwˈɑːlɪŋ ˈaʊt, ˈoʊ maɪ nˈiː; juː ʃˌæl sˈuːn hæv ɐ kɹˈʌtʃ tə bˈaɪ fɔːɹ jʊɹ mˈɛlpoʊmˌiːn.