text_original: DELANY As Jove will not attend on less, When things of more importance press: You can't, grave sir, believe it hard, That you, a low Hibernian bard, Should cool your heels a while, and wait Unanswer'd at your patron's gate; And would my lord vouchsafe to grant This one poor humble boon I want, Free leave to play his secretary, As Falstaff acted old king Harry;[1] I'd tell of yours in rhyme and print, Folks shrug, and cry, "There's nothing in't."
text_transcription: DELANEY AS JOVE WILL NOT ATTEND ON LESS WHEN THINGS OF MORE IMPORTANCE PRESS YOU CAN'T GRAVE SIR BELIEVE IT HARD THAT YOU A LOW HIBERNIAN BARD SHOULD COOL YOUR HEELS AWHILE IN WAIT UNANSWERED AT YOUR PATRON'S GATE AND WOULD MY LORD VOUCHSAFE TO GRANT THIS ONE POOR HUMBLE BOON I WANT FREE LEAVE TO PLAY HIS SECRETARY AS FALSTAFF ACTED OLD KING HARRY I TELL OF YOURS IN RHYME AND PRINT FOLK SHRUG AND CRY THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
phonemes: dᵻlˈæni æz dʒˈoʊv wɪl nˌɑːt ɐtˈɛnd ˌɔn lˈɛs, wˌɛn θˈɪŋz ʌv mˈɔːɹ ɪmpˈɔːɹtəns pɹˈɛs: juː kˈænt, ɡɹˈeɪv sˌɜː, bᵻlˈiːv ɪt hˈɑːɹd, ðˈæt juː, ɐ lˈoʊ hˈaɪbɚnˌiən bˈɑːɹd, ʃˌʊd kˈuːl jʊɹ hˈiːlz ɐ wˈaɪl, ænd wˈeɪt ʌnˈænsɚd æt jʊɹ pˈeɪtɹənz ɡˈeɪt; ænd wʊd maɪ lˈɔːɹd vˈaʊtʃseɪf tə ɡɹˈænt ðˈɪswˌʌn pˈʊɹ hˈʌmbəl bˈuːn aɪ wˈɔnt, fɹˈiː lˈiːv tə plˈeɪ hɪz sˈɛkɹətɹi, æz fˈɔlstæf ˈæktᵻd ˈoʊld kˈɪŋ hˈæɹi;[wˈʌn] aɪd tˈɛl ʌv jˈɔːɹz ɪn ɹˈaɪm ænd pɹˈɪnt, fˈoʊks ʃɹˈʌɡ, ænd kɹˈaɪ, "ðɛɹz nˈʌθɪŋ ˈɪnt."