text_original: While my thoughts aspired to a sphere so far above me, I had unwittingly made a conquest of the cookwench and dairymaid, who became so jealous of each other that, if their sentiments had been refined by education, it is probable one or other of them would have had recourse to poison or steel to be avenged of her rival; but, as their minds were happily adapted to their humble station, their mutual enmity was confined to scolding and fistcuffs, in which exercise they were both well skilled.
text_transcription: WHILE MY THOUGHTS ASPIRED TO A SPHERE SO FAR ABOVE ME I HAD UNWITTINGLY MADE A CONQUEST OF THE COOK WENCH AND DAIRYMAID WHO BECAME SO JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER THAT IF THEIR SENTIMENTS HAD BEEN REFINED BY EDUCATION IT IS PROBABLE ONE OR OTHER OF THEM WOULD HAVE HAD RECOURSE TO POISON OR STEEL TO BE AVENGED OF HER RIVAL BUT AS THEIR MINDS WERE HAPPILY ADAPTED TO THEIR HUMBLE STATION THEIR MUTUAL ENMITY WAS CONFINED TO SCOLDING AND FIST CUFFS IN WHICH EXERCISE THEY WERE BOTH WELL SKILLED
phonemes: wˌaɪl maɪ θˈɔːts ɐspˈaɪɚd tʊ ɐ sfˈɪɹ sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ əbˈʌv mˌiː, aɪ hæd ʌnwˈɪɾɪŋli mˌeɪd ɐ kˈɑːŋkwɛst ʌvðə kˈʊkwɛntʃ ænd dˈɛɹɪmˌeɪd, hˌuː bɪkˌeɪm sˌoʊ dʒˈɛləs ʌv ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚ ðˈæt, ɪf ðɛɹ sˈɛntɪmənts hɐdbɪn ɹᵻfˈaɪnd baɪ ˌɛdʒuːkˈeɪʃən, ɪɾ ɪz pɹˈɑːbəbəl wˈʌn ɔːɹ ˈʌðɚɹ ʌv ðˌɛm wʊdhɐv hæd ɹᵻkˈɔːɹs tə pˈɔɪzən ɔːɹ stˈiːl təbi ɐvˈɛndʒd ʌv hɜː ɹˈaɪvəl; bˌʌt, æz ðɛɹ mˈaɪndz wɜː hˈæpɪli ɐdˈæptᵻd tə ðɛɹ hˈʌmbəl stˈeɪʃən, ðɛɹ mjˈuːtʃuːəl ˈɛnmᵻɾi wʌz kənfˈaɪnd tə skˈoʊldɪŋ ænd fˈɪstkʌfs, ɪnwˌɪtʃ ˈɛksɚsˌaɪz ðeɪ wɜː bˈoʊθ wˈɛl skˈɪld.