text_original: You can have the whole collection sent by Peterson's express, To be a genteel solace in bereavement and distress. Besides, it is the prettiest end a man could wish himself   To be gathered to his fathers in an urn upon a shelf.
text_transcription: YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE COLLECTION SENT BY PETERSON'S EXPRESS TO BE A GENTEEL SOLACE IN BEREAVEMENT AND DISTRESS BESIDES IT IS THE PRETTIEST END A MAN COULD WISH HIMSELF TO BE GATHERED TO HIS FATHER'S IN AN URN UPON A SHELF
phonemes: juː kæn hæv ðə hˈoʊl kəlˈɛkʃən sˈɛnt baɪ pˈiːɾɚsənz ɛkspɹˈɛs, təbi ɐ dʒˈɛntiːl sˈɑːlɪs ɪn bˈɛɹiːvmənt ænd dɪstɹˈɛs. bᵻsˈaɪdz, ɪɾ ɪz ðə pɹˈɪɾiɪst ˈɛnd ɐ mˈæn kʊd wˈɪʃ hɪmsˈɛlf təbi ɡˈæðɚd tə hɪz fˈɑːðɚz ɪn ɐn ˈɜːn əpˌɑːn ɐ ʃˈɛlf.