text_original: You can get three times as much fun to the square inch of goat. You wouldn't think it was the same goat. Well, we got all fixed, and Pa rapped, and we let him in and told him he must be blindfolded, and he got on his knees a laffing, and I tied a towel around his eyes, and then I turned him around and made him get down on his hands also, and then his back was right toward the closet sign, and I put the bock beer sign right against Pa's clothes.
text_transcription: YOU CAN GET THREE TIMES AS MUCH FUN TO THE SQUARE INCH OF GOAT YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS THE SAME GOAT WELL WE GOT ALL FIXED AND PA RAPPED AND WE LET HIM IN AND TOLD HIM HE MUST BE BLINDFOLDED AND HE GOT ON HIS KNEES A LAUGHING AND I TIED A TOWEL ROUND HIS EYES AND THEN I TURNED HIM AROUND AND MADE HIM GET DOWN ON HIS HANDS ALSO AND THEN HIS BACK WAS RIGHT TOWARD THE CLOSET SIGN AND I PUT THE BOQ BEER SIGN RIGHT AGAINST PA'S CLOTHES
phonemes: juː kæn ɡɛt θɹˈiː tˈaɪmz æz mˈʌtʃ fˈʌn tə ðə skwˈɛɹ ˈɪntʃ ʌv ɡˈoʊt. juː wˈʊdənt θˈɪŋk ɪt wʌzðə sˈeɪm ɡˈoʊt. wˈɛl, wiː ɡɑːt ˈɔːl fˈɪkst, ænd pˈɑː ɹˈæpt, ænd wiː lˈɛt hˌɪm ɪn ænd tˈoʊld hˌɪm hiː mˈʌst biː blˈaɪndfoʊldᵻd, ænd hiː ɡɑːt ˌɔn hɪz nˈiːz ɐ lˈæfɪŋ, ænd aɪ tˈaɪd ɐ tˈaʊəl ɚɹˈaʊnd hɪz ˈaɪz, ænd ðˈɛn aɪ tˈɜːnd hˌɪm ɚɹˈaʊnd ænd mˌeɪd hˌɪm ɡɛt dˌaʊn ˌɔn hɪz hˈændz ˈɔːlsoʊ, ænd ðˈɛn hɪz bˈæk wʌz ɹˈaɪt təwˈɔːɹd ðə klˈɑːzɪt sˈaɪn, ænd aɪ pˌʊt ðə bˈɑːk bˈɪɹ sˈaɪn ɹˈaɪt ɐɡˈɛnst pˈɑːz klˈoʊðz.