text_original: The morning and forenoon we were entertained with an account of the valour of Captain Weazel, who told us he had once knocked down a soldier that made game of him; tweaked a drawer by the nose, who found fault with his picking his teeth with a fork, at another time; and that he had moreover challenged a cheesemonger, who had the presumption to be his rival: for the truth of which exploits he appealed to his wife.
text_transcription: THE MORNING AND FORENOON WE WERE ENTERTAINED WITH AN ACCOUNT OF THE VALOR OF CAPTAIN WEAZLE WHO TOLD US HE HAD ONCE KNOCKED DOWN A SOLDIER THAT MADE GAME OF HIM TWEAKED A DRAWER BY THE NOSE WHO FOUND FAULT WITH HIS PICKING HIS TEETH WITH A FORK AT ANOTHER TIME AND THAT HE HAD MOREOVER CHALLENGED A CHEESEMONGER WHO HAD THE PRESUMPTION TO BE HIS RIVAL FOR THE TRUTH OF WHICH EXPLOITS HE APPEALED TO HIS WIFE
phonemes: ðə mˈɔːɹnɪŋ ænd fɔːɹnˈuːn wiː wɜːɹ ˌɛntɚtˈeɪnd wɪð ɐn ɐkˈaʊnt ʌvðə vˈælɚɹ ʌv kˈæptɪn wˈiːzəl, hˌuː tˈoʊld ˌʌs hiː hæd wˈʌns nˈɑːkt dˌaʊn ɐ sˈoʊldʒɚ ðæt mˌeɪd ɡˈeɪm ʌv hˌɪm; twˈiːkt ɐ dɹˈɔːɹ baɪ ðə nˈoʊz, hˌuː fˈaʊnd fˈɔlt wɪð hɪz pˈɪkɪŋ hɪz tˈiːθ wɪð ɐ fˈɔːɹk, æɾ ɐnˈʌðɚ tˈaɪm; ænd ðæt hiː hæd mɔːɹˈoʊvɚ tʃˈælɪndʒd ɐ tʃˈiːzmˌɑːŋɡɚ, hˌuː hæd ðə pɹɪsˈʌmpʃən təbi hɪz ɹˈaɪvəl: fɚðə tɹˈuːθ ʌvwˈɪtʃ ˈɛksplɔɪts hiː ɐpˈiːld tə hɪz wˈaɪf.