text_original: My friend immediately made him acquainted with my case; when he regarded me with a very lofty look, but without speaking, set down a bundle he had in his hand, and approached the cupboard, which, when he had opened, he exclaimed in a great passion, "Cot is my life, all the pork is gone, as I am a Christian!"
text_transcription: MY FRIEND IMMEDIATELY MADE HIM ACQUAINTED WITH MY CASE WHEN HE REGARDED ME WITH A VERY LOFTY LOOK BUT WITHOUT SPEAKING SET DOWN A BUNDLE HE HAD IN HIS HAND AND APPROACHED THE CUPBOARD WHICH WHEN HE HAD OPENED HE EXCLAIMED IN A GREAT PASSION GOD TIS MY LIFE ALL THE PORK IS GONE AS I AM A CHRISTIAN
phonemes: maɪ fɹˈɛnd ɪmˈiːdɪətli mˌeɪd hˌɪm ɐkwˈeɪntᵻd wɪð maɪ kˈeɪs; wˌɛn hiː ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹdᵻd mˌiː wɪð ɐ vˈɛɹi lˈɔfti lˈʊk, bˌʌt wɪðˌaʊt spˈiːkɪŋ, sˈɛt dˌaʊn ɐ bˈʌndəl hiː hæd ɪn hɪz hˈænd, ænd ɐpɹˈoʊtʃt ðə kˈʌbəd, wˈɪtʃ, wˌɛn hiː hæd ˈoʊpənd, hiː ɛksklˈeɪmd ɪn ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt pˈæʃən, "kˈɑːt ɪz maɪ lˈaɪf, ˈɔːl ðə pˈɔːɹk ɪz ɡˈɔn, æz aɪɐm ɐ kɹˈɪstʃən!"