text_original: Say, if you never tried it, the next time you nishiate a man in your Mason's lodge you sprinkle a little kyan pepper on the goat's beard just before you turn him loose. You can get three times as much fun to the square inch of goat. You wouldn't think it was the same goat.
text_transcription: SAY IF YOU NEVER TRIED IT THE NEXT TIME YOU INITIATE A MAN IN YOUR MASON'S LODGE YOU SPRINKLE A LITTLE CAYENNE PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD JUST BEFORE YOU TURN HIM LOOSE YOU CAN GET THREE TIMES AS MUCH FUN TO THE SQUARE INCH OF GOAT YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS THE SAME GOAT
phonemes: sˈeɪ, ɪf juː nˈɛvɚ tɹˈaɪd ɪt, ðə nˈɛkst tˈaɪm juː nˈɪʃɪˌeɪt ɐ mˈæn ɪn jʊɹ mˈeɪsənz lˈɑːdʒ juː spɹˈɪŋkəl ɐ lˈɪɾəl kˈaɪən pˈɛpɚɹ ɔnðə ɡˈoʊts bˈɪɹd dʒˈʌst bᵻfˌɔːɹ juː tˈɜːn hˌɪm lˈuːs. juː kæn ɡɛt θɹˈiː tˈaɪmz æz mˈʌtʃ fˈʌn tə ðə skwˈɛɹ ˈɪntʃ ʌv ɡˈoʊt. juː wˈʊdənt θˈɪŋk ɪt wʌzðə sˈeɪm ɡˈoʊt.