text_original: 'Tis a plan that's most convenient, thus within a little space, To have your relatives condensed, and keep them in a vase; For if you care to travel, why, wherever you may go, You can simply take your family vault along with you, you know.
text_transcription: TIS A PLAN THAT'S MOST CONVENIENT THUS WITHIN A LITTLE SPACE TO HAVE YOUR RELATIVES CONDENSED AND KEEP THEM IN A VASE FOR IF YOU CARE TO TRAVEL WHY WHEREVER YOU MAY GO YOU CAN SIMPLY TAKE YOUR FAMILY VAULT ALONG WITH YOU YOU KNOW
phonemes: tˈɪz ɐ plˈæn ðæts mˈoʊst kənvˈiːnɪənt, ðˈʌs wɪðˌɪn ɐ lˈɪɾəl spˈeɪs, tə hæv jʊɹ ɹˈɛlətˌɪvz kəndˈɛnst, ænd kˈiːp ðˌɛm ɪn ɐ vˈeɪs; fɔːɹ ɪf juː kˈɛɹ tə tɹˈævəl, wˈaɪ, wɛɹˈɛvɚ juː mˈeɪ ɡˈoʊ, juː kæn sˈɪmpli tˈeɪk jʊɹ fˈæmɪli vˈɔlt ɐlˈɔŋ wɪð juː, juː nˈoʊ.