text_original: AN EPITAPH Here lies the body of Susan Lowder Who burst while drinking Seidlitz powder. Called from this world to her heavenly rest, She should have waited till it effervesced.
text_transcription: AN EPITAPH HERE LIES THE BODY OF SUSAN LOUDER WHO BURST WHILE DRINKING SIDELITZ POWDER CALLED FROM THIS WORLD TO HER HEAVENLY REST SHE SHOULD HAVE WAITED TILL IT EVERVESCED
phonemes: ɐn ˈɛpɪtˌæf hˈɪɹ lˈaɪz ðə bˈɑːdi ʌv sˈuːzən lˈoʊdɚ hˌuː bˈɜːst wˌaɪl dɹˈɪŋkɪŋ sˈeɪdlɪts pˈaʊdɚ. kˈɔːld fɹʌm ðɪs wˈɜːld tə hɜː hˈɛvənli ɹˈɛst, ʃiː ʃˌʊdəv wˈeɪɾᵻd tˈɪl ɪɾ ˈɛfɚvˌɛst.