text_original: The behaviour of this rascally sycophant incensed me so much, that one day, when I was beleaguered by him and his hounds in a farmer's house, where I had found protection, I took aim at him (being an excellent marksman) with a large pebble, which struck out four of his foreteeth, and effectually incapacitated him from doing the office of a clerk.
text_transcription: THE BEHAVIOUR OF THIS RASCALLY SYCOPHANT INCENSED ME SO MUCH THAT ONE DAY WHEN I WAS BELEAGUERED BY HIM AND HIS HOUNDS IN A FARMER'S HOUSE WHERE I HAD FOUND PROTECTION I TOOK AIM AT HIM BEING AN EXCELLENT MARKSMAN WITH A LARGE PEBBLE WHICH STRUCK OUT FOUR OF HIS FOUR TEETH AND EFFECTUALLY INCAPACITATED HIM FROM DOING THE OFFICE OF A CLERK
phonemes: ðə bᵻhˈeɪvjɚɹ ʌv ðɪs ɹˈæskəli sˈɪkɑːfənt ɪnsˈɛnst mˌiː sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ, ðˈætwˌʌn dˈeɪ, wˌɛn aɪ wʌz bᵻlˈiːɡɚd baɪ hˌɪm ænd hɪz hˈaʊndz ɪn ɐ fˈɑːɹmɚz hˈaʊs, wˌɛɹ aɪ hæd fˈaʊnd pɹətˈɛkʃən, aɪ tˈʊk ˈeɪm æt hˌɪm (bˌiːɪŋ ɐn ˈɛksələnt mˈɑːɹksmən) wɪð ɐ lˈɑːɹdʒ pˈɛbəl, wˌɪtʃ stɹˈʌk ˈaʊt fˈɔːɹ ʌv hɪz fˈɔːɹɾiːθ, ænd ɪfˈɛktʃuːəli ɪŋkəpˈæsᵻtˌeɪɾᵻd hˌɪm fɹʌm dˌuːɪŋ ðɪ ˈɑːfɪs əvə klˈɜːk.