text_original: Lord help us! if every sinner was to have his deserts. Well, we victuallers must not disoblige the excisemen.
text_transcription: LORD HELP US IF EVERY SINNER WAS TO HAVE HIS DESERTS WELL WE VICTUALLERS MUST NOT DISOBLIGE THE EXCISEMAN
phonemes: lˈɔːɹd hˈɛlp ˌʌs! ɪf ˈɛvɹi sˈɪnɚ wʌz tə hæv hɪz dˈɛzɚts. wˈɛl, wiː vˈɪktʃuːˌɔːlɚz mˈʌst nˌɑːt dɪsəblˈaɪdʒ ðɪ ɛksˈaɪsmɛn.