text_original: That the delicate reader may not be offended at the unmeaning oaths which proceed from the mouths of some persons in these memoirs, I beg leave to promise, that I imagined nothing could more effectually expose the absurdity of such miserable expletives, than a natural and verbal representation of the discourse in which they occur.
text_transcription: THAT THE DELICATE READER MAY NOT BE OFFENDED AT THE UNMEANING OATHS WHICH PROCEED FROM THE MOUTHS OF SOME PERSONS IN THESE MEMOIRS I BEG LEAVE TO PROMISE THAT I IMAGINE NOTHING COULD MORE EFFECTUALLY EXPOSE THE ABSURDITY OF SUCH MISERABLE EXPLETIVES THAN A NATURAL AND VERBAL REPRESENTATION OF THE DISCOURSE IN WHICH THEY OCCUR
phonemes: ðætðə dˈɛlᵻkət ɹˈiːdɚ mˈeɪ nˌɑːt biː əfˈɛndᵻd æt ðɪ ʌnmˈiːnɪŋ ˈoʊθs wˌɪtʃ pɹəsˈiːd fɹʌmðə mˈaʊðz ʌv sˌʌm pˈɜːsənz ɪn ðiːz mˈɛmwɑːɹz, aɪ bˈɛɡ lˈiːv tə pɹˈɑːmɪs, ðæt aɪ ɪmˈædʒɪnd nˈʌθɪŋ kʊd mˈɔːɹ ɪfˈɛktʃuːəli ɛkspˈoʊz ðɪ ɐbsˈɜːdᵻɾi ʌv sˈʌtʃ mˈɪzɹəbəl ˈɛksplᵻtˌɪvz, ðˌænə nˈætʃɚɹəl ænd vˈɜːbəl ɹˌɛpɹᵻzˈɛntˈeɪʃən ʌvðə dˈɪskɔːɹs ɪnwˌɪtʃ ðeɪ əkˈɜː.