text_original: CHAPTER LXIX. THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE Of all kinds of satire, there is none so entertaining and universally improving, as that which is introduced, as it were occasionally, in the course of an interesting story, which brings every incident home to life, and by representing familiar scenes in an uncommon and amusing point of view, invests them with all the graces of novelty, while nature is appealed to in every particular.
text_transcription: APOLOGUE THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE OF ALL KINDS OF SATIRE THERE IS NONE SO ENTERTAINING AND UNIVERSALLY IMPROVING AS THAT WHICH IS INTRODUCED AS IT WERE OCCASIONALLY IN THE COURSE OF AN INTERESTING STORY WHICH BRINGS EVERY INCIDENT HOME TO LIFE AND BY REPRESENTING FAMILIAR SCENES IN AN UNCOMMON AND AMUSING POINT OF VIEW INVESTS THEM WITH ALL THE GRACES OF NOVELTY WHILE NATURE IS APPEALED TO IN EVERY PARTICULAR
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