text_original: I say nothing; but yesterday morning as I was shaving a gentleman at his own house, there was a young lady in the room, and she threw so many sheep's eyes at a certain person whom I shall not name, that my heart went knock, knock, knock, like a fulling mill, and my hand sh sh shook so much that I sliced a piece of skin off the gentleman's nose; whereby he uttered a deadly oath, and was going to horsewhip me, when she prevented him, and made my peace.
text_transcription: I SAY NOTHING BUT YESTERDAY MORNING AS I WAS SHAVING A GENTLEMAN IN HIS OWN HOUSE THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY IN THE ROOM AND SHE THREW SO MANY SHEEP'S EYES AT A CERTAIN PERSON WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME THAT MY HEART WENT KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK LIKE A FALLING MILL AND MY HAND SHOOK SO MUCH THAT I SLICED A PIECE OF SKIN OFF THE GENTLEMAN'S NOSE WHEREBY HE UTTERED A DEADLY OATH AND WAS GOING TO HORSE WHIP ME WHEN SHE PREVENTED HIM AND MADE MY PEACE
phonemes: aɪ sˈeɪ nˈʌθɪŋ; bˌʌt jˈɛstɚdˌeɪ mˈɔːɹnɪŋ æz aɪ wʌz ʃˈeɪvɪŋ ɐ dʒˈɛntəlmən æt hɪz ˈoʊn hˈaʊs, ðɛɹwˌʌz ɐ jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdi ɪnðə ɹˈuːm, ænd ʃiː θɹˈuː sˌoʊ mˈɛni ʃˈiːps ˈaɪz æɾə sˈɜːʔn̩ pˈɜːsən hˈuːm aɪʃˌɐl nˌɑːt nˈeɪm, ðæt maɪ hˈɑːɹt wɛnt nˈɑːk, nˈɑːk, nˈɑːk, lˈaɪk ɐ fˈʊlɪŋ mˈɪl, ænd maɪ hˈænd ˌɛsˈeɪtʃ ˌɛsˈeɪtʃ ʃˈʊk sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ ðæt aɪ slˈaɪst ɐ pˈiːs ʌv skˈɪn ˈɔf ðə dʒˈɛntəlmənz nˈoʊz; wˈɛɹbaɪ hiː ˈʌɾɚd ɐ dˈɛdli ˈoʊθ, ænd wʌz ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə hˈɔːɹswɪp mˌiː, wˌɛn ʃiː pɹɪvˈɛntᵻd hˌɪm, ænd mˌeɪd maɪ pˈiːs.