text_original: Nay, a stammering carpenter had eloquence enough to persuade my master that I fired a pistol loaded with small shot into his window; though my landlady and the whole family bore witness that I was abed fast asleep at the time when this outrage was committed.
text_transcription: NAY A STAMMERING CARPENTER HAD ELOQUENCE ENOUGH TO PERSUADE MY MASTER THAT I FIRED A PISTOL LOADED WITH SMALL SHOT INTO HIS WINDOW THOUGH MY LANDLADY AND THE WHOLE FAMILY BORE WITNESS THAT I WAS ABED FAST ASLEEP AT THE TIME WHEN THIS OUTRAGE WAS COMMITTED
phonemes: nˈeɪ, ɐ stˈæmɚɹɪŋ kˈɑːɹpəntɚ hæd ˈɛləkwəns ɪnˈʌf tə pɚswˈeɪd maɪ mˈæstɚ ðæt aɪ fˈaɪɚd ɐ pˈɪstəl lˈoʊdᵻd wɪð smˈɔːl ʃˈɑːt ˌɪntʊ hɪz wˈɪndoʊ; ðˌoʊ maɪ lˈændleɪdi ænd ðə hˈoʊl fˈæmɪli bˈɔːɹ wˈɪtnəs ðæt aɪ wʌz ɐbˈɛd fˈæst ɐslˈiːp æt ðə tˈaɪm wɛn ðɪs ˈaʊtɹeɪdʒ wʌz kəmˈɪɾᵻd.