text_original: O Hymen! who burnest precious gums and scented woods in thy torch at the melting of aristocratic hearts, with what a pitiful penny dip thou hast lighted up our little back street romance.  _Majorie Daw, and Other Stories.
text_transcription: O HYMEN WHO BURNISHED PRECIOUS GUMS AND SCENTED WOODS IN THY TORCH AT THE MELTING OF ARISTOCRATIC HEARTS WITH WHAT A PITIFUL PENNY DIP THOU HAST LIGHTED UP OUR LITTLE BACK STREET ROMANCE MAJOR REDAH AND OTHER STORIES
phonemes: ˈoʊ hˈaɪmɛn! hˌuː bˈɜːnɪst pɹˈɛʃəs ɡˈʌmz ænd sˈɛntᵻd wˈʊdz ɪn ðˌaɪ tˈɔːɹtʃ æt ðə mˈɛltɪŋ ʌv ɚɹˌɪstəkɹˈæɾɪk hˈɑːɹts, wɪð wʌt ɐ pˈɪɾifəl pˈɛni dˈɪp ðˈaʊ hˈeɪst lˈaɪɾᵻd ˌʌp ˌaʊɚ lˈɪɾəl bˈæk stɹˈiːt ɹoʊmˈæns.  mɐdʒˈɔːɹi dˈɔː, ænd ˈʌðɚ stˈɔːɹiz.