text_original: played so many unlucky tricks while we were at school—but I will no longer detain you in suspense, because (doubtless) nothing is more uneasy than doubt—Dubio procul dubio nil dubius.
text_transcription: PLAYED SO MANY UNLUCKY TRICKS WHILE WE WERE IN SCHOOL BUT I WILL NO LONGER DETAIN YOU IN SUSPENSE BECAUSE DOUBTLESS NOTHING IS MORE UNEASY THAN DOUBT DUBIO PROCO DUBIO NEL DUBIOUS
phonemes: plˈeɪd sˌoʊ mˈɛni ʌnlˈʌki tɹˈɪks wˌaɪl wiː wɜːɹ æt skˈuːl—bˌʌt aɪ wɪl nˌoʊ lˈɑːŋɡɚ dɪtˈeɪn juː ɪn səspˈɛns, bɪkˈʌz (dˈaʊtləs) nˈʌθɪŋ ɪz mˈɔːɹ ʌnˈiːzi ðɐn dˈaʊt—dˈuːbɪˌoʊ pɹˈɑːkʌl dˈuːbɪˌoʊ nˈɪl dˈuːbɪəs.