text_original: This smart application to the pedant's withered posteriors gave him such exquisite pain that he roared like a mad bull, danced, cursed, and blasphemed, like a frantic bedlamite.
text_transcription: THIS SMART APPLICATION TO THE PEDANT'S WITHERED POSTERIORS GAVE HIM SUCH EXQUISITE PAIN THAT HE ROARED LIKE A MAD BULL DANCED CURSED AND BLASPHEMED LIKE A FRANTIC BEDLAMITE
phonemes: ðɪs smˈɑːɹt ˌæplɪkˈeɪʃən tə ðə pˈɛdənts wˈɪðɚd pɑːstˈɪɹiɚz ɡˈeɪv hˌɪm sˈʌtʃ ɛkskwˈɪsɪt pˈeɪn ðæt hiː ɹˈɔːɹd lˈaɪk ɐ mˈæd bˈʊl, dˈænst, kˈɜːst, ænd blæsfˈiːmd, lˈaɪk ɐ fɹˈæntɪk bˈɛdlɐmˌaɪt.