text_original: But I dare say you will forgive me when I tell you, my not coming at the time appointed was owing to a peremptory message I received from a certain lady, whom, harkee! (but this is a great secret) I am to marry very soon.
text_transcription: BUT I DARE SAY YOU WILL FORGIVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU MY NOT COMING AT THE TIME APPOINTED WAS OWING TO A PEREMPTORY MESSAGE I RECEIVED FROM A CERTAIN LADY WHOM HARKEE BUT THIS IS A GREAT SECRET I AM TO MARRY VERY SOON
phonemes: bˌʌt aɪ dˈɛɹ sˈeɪ juː wɪl fɚɡˈɪv mˌiː wɛn aɪ tˈɛl juː, maɪ nˌɑːt kˈʌmɪŋ æt ðə tˈaɪm ɐpˈɔɪntᵻd wʌz ˈoʊɪŋ tʊ ɐ pɚɹˈɛmptɚɹi mˈɛsɪdʒ aɪ ɹᵻsˈiːvd fɹʌm ɐ sˈɜːʔn̩ lˈeɪdi, hˈuːm, hˈɑːɹkiː! (bˌʌt ðɪs ɪz ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt sˈiːkɹᵻt) aɪɐm tə mˈæɹi vˈɛɹi sˈuːn.