text_original: While I stood in amaze, undetermined whether to sit down or walk upwards again, Strap, in his descent, missing one of the stops, tumbled headlong into this infernal ordinary, and overturned the cook as she carried a porringer of soup to one of the guests.
text_transcription: WHILE I STOOD IN A MAZE UNDETERMINED WHETHER TO SIT DOWN OR WALK UPWARDS AGAIN STRAP IN HIS DESCENT MISSING ONE OF THE STOPS TUMBLED HEADLONG INTO THIS INFERNAL ORDINARY AND OVERTURNED THE COOK AS SHE CARRIED A PORRINGER OF SOUP TO ONE OF THE GUESTS
phonemes: wˌaɪl aɪ stˈʊd ɪn ɐmˈeɪz, ˌʌndɪtˈɜːmɪnd wˈɛðɚ tə sˈɪt dˌaʊn ɔːɹ wˈɔːk ˈʌpwɚdz ɐɡˈɛn, stɹˈæp, ɪn hɪz dᵻsˈɛnt, mˈɪsɪŋ wˈʌn ʌvðə stˈɑːps, tˈʌmbəld hˈɛdlɔŋ ˌɪntʊ ðɪs ɪnfˈɜːnəl ˈɔːɹdɪnˌɛɹi, ænd ˌoʊvɚtˈɜːnd ðə kˈʊk æz ʃiː kˈæɹid ɐ pˈɔɹɪŋɚɹ ʌv sˈuːp tə wˈʌn ʌvðə ɡˈɛsts.