text_original: You see, my chum and me had to carry the goat up to my room when Ma and Pa was out riding, and he blatted so we had to tie a handkerchief around his nose, and his feet made such a noise on the floor that we put some baby's socks on his hoofs.
text_transcription: YOU SEE MY CHUM AND ME HAD TO CARRY THE GOAT UP TO MY ROOM WHEN MA AND PA WAS OUT RIDING AND HE BLATTED SO WE HAD TO TIE A HANDKERCHIEF ROUND HIS NOSE AND HIS FEET MADE SUCH A NOISE ON THE FLOOR THAT WE PUT SOME BABY SOCKS ON HIS HOOFS
phonemes: juː sˈiː, maɪ tʃˈʌm ænd mˌiː hædtə kˈæɹi ðə ɡˈoʊt ˌʌp tə maɪ ɹˈuːm wɛn mˈɑː ænd pˈɑː wʌz ˈaʊt ɹˈaɪdɪŋ, ænd hiː blˈæɾᵻd sˌoʊ wiː hædtə tˈaɪ ɐ hˈændkɚtʃˌiːf ɚɹˈaʊnd hɪz nˈoʊz, ænd hɪz fˈiːt mˌeɪd sˈʌtʃ ɐ nˈɔɪz ɔnðə flˈɔːɹ ðæt wiː pˌʊt sˌʌm bˈeɪbiz sˈɑːks ˌɔn hɪz hˈuːfs.