text_original: So may the farmer hang his kids for his diversion, and amusement, and mirth; but there is such a thing as justice, if not upon earth, surely in heaven, that will punish with fire and primstone all those who take away the lives of innocent people out of wantonness, and parparity (look you).
text_transcription: SO MAY THE FARMER HANG HIS KIDS FOR HIS DIVERSION AND AMUSEMENT AND MIRTH BUT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS JUSTICE IF NOT UPON EARTH SURELY IN HEAVEN THAT WILL PUNISH WITH FIRE AND PRIMSTONE ALL THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY THE LIVES OF INNOCENT PEOPLE OUT OF WANTONNESS AND PROPERTY LOOK YOU
phonemes: sˌoʊ mˈeɪ ðə fˈɑːɹmɚ hˈæŋ hɪz kˈɪdz fɔːɹ hɪz daɪvˈɜːʒən, ænd ɐmjˈuːzmənt, ænd mˈɜːθ; bˌʌt ðɛɹ ɪz sˈʌtʃ ɐ θˈɪŋ æz dʒˈʌstɪs, ɪf nˌɑːt əpˌɑːn ˈɜːθ, ʃˈʊɹli ɪn hˈɛvən, ðæt wɪl pˈʌnɪʃ wɪð fˈaɪɚ ænd pɹˈɪmstoʊn ˈɔːl ðoʊz hˌuː tˈeɪk ɐwˈeɪ ðə lˈaɪvz ʌv ˈɪnəsənt pˈiːpəl ˌaʊɾəv wˈɔntənnəs, ænd pɑːɹpˈæɹᵻɾi (lˈʊk juː).