text_original: While I was cursing my capricious fate, I saw Morgan ascend the poop, guarded by two corporals, who made him sit down by me, that he might be pinioned in the same machine.
text_transcription: WHILE I WAS CURSING MY CAPRICIOUS FATE I SAW MORGAN ASCEND THE POOP GUARDED BY TWO CORPORALS WHO MADE HIM SIT DOWN BY ME THAT HE MIGHT BE PINIONED IN THE SAME MACHINE
phonemes: wˌaɪl aɪ wʌz kˈɜːsɪŋ maɪ kɐpɹˈɪʃəs fˈeɪt, aɪ sˈɔː mˈɔːɹɡən ɐsˈɛnd ðə pˈuːp, ɡˈɑːɹdᵻd baɪ tˈuː kˈɔːɹpɹəlz, hˌuː mˌeɪd hˌɪm sˈɪt dˈaʊn baɪ mˌiː, ðæt hiː mˌaɪt biː pˈɪniənd ɪnðə sˈeɪm məʃˈiːn.