text_original: She afterward declared that when she saw the two sitting there so innocent like, not dreaming of the _comether_ she had put upon them, she secretly and unbeknownst let a few tears fall into the cream pitcher. Whether or not it was this material expression of Margaret's penitence that spoiled the coffee does not admit of inquiry; but the coffee was bad. In fact, the whole breakfast was a comedy of errors.
text_transcription: SHE AFTERWARD DECLARED THAT WHEN SHE SAW THE TWO SITTING THERE SO INNOCENT LIKE NOT DREAMING OF THE COMEOTHER SHE HAD PUT UPON THEM SHE SECRETLY AND UNBENOUNCED LET A FEW TEARS FALL INTO THE CREAM PITCHER WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS THIS MATERIAL EXPRESSION OF MARGARET'S PENITENCE THAT SPOILED THE COFFEE DOES NOT ADMIT OF INQUIRY BUT THE COFFEE WAS BAD IN FACT THE WHOLE BREAKFAST WAS A COMEDY OF ERRORS
phonemes: ʃiː ˈæftɚwɚd dᵻklˈɛɹd ðæt wɛn ʃiː sˈɔː ðə tˈuː sˈɪɾɪŋ ðɛɹ sˌoʊ ˈɪnəsənt lˈaɪk, nˌɑːt dɹˈiːmɪŋ ʌvðə kəmˈɛðɚ ʃiː hæd pˈʊt əpˌɑːn ðˌɛm, ʃiː sˈiːkɹᵻtli ænd ʌnbᵻnˈoʊnst lˈɛt ɐ fjˈuː tˈɪɹz fˈɔːl ˌɪntʊ ðə kɹˈiːm pˈɪtʃɚ. wˈɛðɚɹ ɔːɹ nˌɑːt ɪt wʌz ðɪs mətˈɪɹiəl ɛkspɹˈɛʃən ʌv mˈɑːɹɡɹəts pˈɛnɪtəns ðæt spˈɔɪld ðə kˈɔfi dʌznˌɑːt ɐdmˈɪt ʌv ˈɪŋkwɚɹi; bˌʌt ðə kˈɔfi wʌz bˈæd. ɪn fˈækt, ðə hˈoʊl bɹˈɛkfəst wʌzɐ kˈɑːmədi ʌv ˈɛɹɚz.