text_original: I could not help smiling at the consummate assurance of this Hibernian, and offered to refer the dispute to anybody on board who understood the Greek alphabet.
text_transcription: I COULD NOT HELP SMILING AT THE CONSUMMATE ASSURANCE OF THIS HIBERNIAN AND OFFERED TO REFER THE DISPUTE TO ANYBODY ON BOARD WHO UNDERSTOOD THE GREEK ALPHABET
phonemes: aɪ kʊd nˌɑːt hˈɛlp smˈaɪlɪŋ æt ðə kˈɑːnsəmˌeɪt əʃˈʊɹɹəns ʌv ðɪs hˈaɪbɚnˌiən, ænd ˈɔfɚd tə ɹᵻfˈɜː ðə dɪspjˈuːt tʊ ˈɛnɪbˌɑːdi ˌɔn bˈɔːɹd hˌuː ˌʌndɚstˈʊd ðə ɡɹˈiːk ˈælfəbˌɛt.