text_original: He had Pilgrim Fathers in his shoes, all trickling 'round his toes; He had grandmas in his hair, and he had cousins in his nose, And, worst of all, a fragment of the late lamented Jane Had lodged beneath his eyelid, and was causing dreadful pain!
text_transcription: HE HAD PILGRIM FATHERS IN HIS SHOES ALL TRICKLING ROUND HIS TOES HE HAD GRAMMAS IN HIS HAIR AND HE HAD COUSINS IN HIS NOSE AND WORST OF ALL A FRAGMENT OF THE LATE LAMENTED JANE HAD LODGED BENEATH HIS EYELID AND WAS CAUSING DREADFUL PAIN
phonemes: hiː hæd pˈɪlɡɹɪm fˈɑːðɚz ɪn hɪz ʃˈuːz, ˈɔːl tɹˈɪklɪŋ ɹˈaʊnd hɪz tˈoʊz; hiː hæd ɡɹˈændmɑːz ɪn hɪz hˈɛɹ, ænd hiː hæd kˈʌzənz ɪn hɪz nˈoʊz, ænd, wˈɜːst ʌv ˈɔːl, ɐ fɹˈæɡmənt ʌvðə lˈeɪt lɐmˈɛntᵻd dʒˈeɪn hæd lˈɑːdʒd bᵻnˌiːθ hɪz ˈaɪlɪd, ænd wʌz kˈɔːzɪŋ dɹˈɛdfəl pˈeɪn!