text_original: This misfortune I owed to the plumpness of my constitution, which I cursed, and envied the withered condition of my comrades, whose bodies could not spare juice enough to supply a common issue, and were indeed proof against all manner of friction.
text_transcription: THIS MISFORTUNE I OWED TO THE PLUMPNESS OF MY CONSTITUTION WHICH I CURSED AND ENVIED THE WITHERED CONDITION OF MY COMRADES WHOSE BODIES COULD NOT SPARE JUICE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY A COMMON ISSUE AND WERE INDEED PROOF AGAINST ALL MANNER OF FRICTION
phonemes: ðɪs mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊn aɪ ˈoʊd tə ðə plˈʌmpnəs ʌv maɪ kˌɑːnstɪtˈuːʃən, wˌɪtʃ aɪ kˈɜːst, ænd ˈɛnvid ðə wˈɪðɚd kəndˈɪʃən ʌv maɪ kˈɑːmɹædz, hˌuːz bˈɑːdiz kʊd nˌɑːt spˈɛɹ dʒˈuːs ɪnˈʌf tə səplˈaɪ ɐ kˈɑːmən ˈɪʃuː, ænd wɜːɹ ˌɪndˈiːd pɹˈuːf ɐɡˈɛnst ˈɔːl mˈænɚɹ ʌv fɹˈɪkʃən.