text_original: One foot was slim and dainty, and the other huge and flat, And it had a woman's wig on underneath a man's cocked hat; A waistcoat like George Washington's, a blazer and a train, That Spriggins knew had once belonged to his departed Jane!
text_transcription: ONE FOOT WAS SLIM AND DAINTY AND THE OTHER HUGE AND FLAT AND IT HAD A WOMAN'S WIG ON UNDERNEATH A MAN'S COCKED HAT A WAISTCOAT LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON'S A BLAZER AND A TRAIN THAT SPRIGGANDS KNEW HAD ONCE BELONGED TO HIS DEPARTED JANE
phonemes: wˈʌn fˈʊt wʌz slˈɪm ænd dˈeɪnti, ænd ðɪ ˈʌðɚ hjˈuːdʒ ænd flˈæt, ænd ɪt hæd ɐ wˈʊmənz wˈɪɡ ˌɔn ˌʌndɚnˈiːθ ɐ mˈænz kˈɑːkt hˈæt; ɐ wˈeɪstkoʊt lˈaɪk dʒˈɔːɹdʒ wˈɑːʃɪŋtənz, ɐ blˈeɪzɚ ænd ɐ tɹˈeɪn, ðæt spɹˈɪɡɪnz nˈuː hæd wˈʌns bᵻlˈɔŋd tə hɪz dᵻpˈɑːɹɾᵻd dʒˈeɪn!