text_original: SHERIDAN TO SWIFT A Highlander once fought a Frenchman at Margate, The weapons a rapier, a backsword, and target; Brisk Monsieur advanced as fast as he could, But all his fine pushes were caught in the wood; While Sawney with backsword did slash him and nick him, While t'other, enraged that he could not once prick him, Cried, "Sirrah, you rascal, you son of a whore, Me'll fight you, begar, if you'll come from your door!"
text_transcription: SHERIDAN TO SWIFT A HIGHLANDER ONCE FOUGHT A FRENCHMAN AT MARKET THE WEAPONS ARE RAPIER A BACK SWORD AND TARGET BRISK MONSIEUR ADVANCED AS FAST AS HE COULD BUT ALL HIS FINE PUSHES WERE CAUGHT IN THE WOOD WHILE SAWNEY WITH BACKSWARD DID SLASH HIM AND NICK HIM WHILE T'OTHER ENRAGED THAT HE COULD NOT ONCE PRICK HIM CRIED HURRAH YOU RASCAL YOU SON OF A HORSE MILL FIGHT YOU BEGAR IF YOU COME FROM YOUR DOOR
phonemes: ʃˈɛɹɪdən tuː swˈɪft ɐ hˈaɪləndɚ wˈʌns fˈɔːt ɐ fɹˈɛntʃmən æt mˈɑːɹɡeɪt, ðə wˈɛpənz ɐ ɹˈeɪpiɚ, ɐ bˈæksɔːɹd, ænd tˈɑːɹɡɪt; bɹˈɪsk məsjˈɜːɹ ɐdvˈænst æz fˈæst æz hiː kˈʊd, bˌʌt ˈɔːl hɪz fˈaɪn pˈʊʃᵻz wɜː kˈɔːt ɪnðə wˈʊd; wˌaɪl sˈɔːni wɪð bˈæksɔːɹd dˈɪd slˈæʃ hˌɪm ænd nˈɪk hˌɪm, wˌaɪl tˈiːˈʌðɚ, ɛnɹˈeɪdʒd ðæt hiː kʊd nˌɑːt wˈʌns pɹˈɪk hˌɪm, kɹˈaɪd, "sˈɜːɹə, juː ɹˈæskəl, juː sˈʌn əvə hˈɔːɹ, mˌiːəl fˈaɪt juː, bᵻɡˈɑːɹ, ɪf juːl kˈʌm fɹʌm jʊɹ dˈɔːɹ!"