text_original: Through all the valleys, hills, and plains, The goddess Want, in triumph reigns; And her chief officers of state, Sloth, Dirt, and Theft, around her wait.
text_transcription: THROUGH ALL THE VALLEYS HILLS AND PLAINS THE GODDESS WONT IN TRIUMPH REIGNS AND HER CHIEF OFFICERS OF STATE SLOTH DIRT AND THEFT AROUND HER WAIT
phonemes: θɹuː ˈɔːl ðə vˈælɪz, hˈɪlz, ænd plˈeɪnz, ðə ɡˈɑːdəs wˈɔnt, ɪn tɹˈaɪʌmf ɹˈeɪnz; ænd hɜː tʃˈiːf ˈɑːfɪsɚz ʌv stˈeɪt, slˈɑːθ, dˈɜːt, ænd θˈɛft, ɚɹˈaʊnd hɜː wˈeɪt.