text_original: The effect of this attack was to cause Mr. O'Rourke to describe a complete circle on one leg, and then sit down heavily on the threshold. The lady retreated to the hat stand, and rested her hand mechanically on the handle of a blue cotton umbrella.
text_transcription: THE EFFECT OF THIS ATTACK WAS TO CAUSE MISTER O'ORKE TO DESCRIBE A COMPLETE CIRCLE ON ONE LEG AND THEN SIT DOWN HEAVILY ON THE THRESHOLD THE LADY RETREATED TO THE HAT STAND AND RESTED HER HAND MECHANICALLY ON THE HANDLE OF A BLUE COTTON UMBRELLA
phonemes: ðɪ ɪfˈɛkt ʌv ðɪs ɐtˈæk wʌz tə kˈɔːz mˈɪstɚ. oʊɹˈɜːk tə dᵻskɹˈaɪb ɐ kəmplˈiːt sˈɜːkəl ˌɔn wˈʌn lˈɛɡ, ænd ðˈɛn sˈɪt dˌaʊn hˈɛvili ɔnðə θɹˈɛʃoʊld. ðə lˈeɪdi ɹᵻtɹˈiːɾᵻd tə ðə hˈæt stˈænd, ænd ɹˈɛstᵻd hɜː hˈænd mᵻkˈænɪkli ɔnðə hˈændəl əvə blˈuː kˈɑːʔn̩ ʌmbɹˈɛlə.