text_original: "Pardon me, brother," says the fat gentleman, "there is very good authority—" Here he was interrupted by the other with—"Sir, excuse me, I despise all authority—Nullius in verbo—I stand on my own bottom."
text_transcription: PARDON ME BROTHER SAYS THE FAT GENTLEMAN THERE IS VERY GOOD AUTHORITY HERE HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE OTHER WITH SIR EXCUSE ME I DESPISE ALL AUTHORITY NILEUS IN VERBO I STAND ON MY OWN BOTTOM
phonemes: "pˈɑːɹdən mˌiː, bɹˈʌðɚ," sˈɛz ðə fˈæt dʒˈɛntəlmən, "ðɛɹ ɪz vˈɛɹi ɡˈʊd ɐθˈɔːɹɪɾi—" hˈɪɹ hiː wʌz ˌɪntɚɹˈʌptᵻd baɪ ðɪ ˈʌðɚ wɪð—"sˌɜː, ɛkskjˈuːs mˌiː, aɪ dᵻspˈaɪz ˈɔːl ɐθˈɔːɹɪɾi—nˈʌlɪəs ɪn vˈɜːboʊ—aɪ stˈænd ˌɔn maɪ ˈoʊn bˈɑːɾəm."