text_original: In short, Strap, it is my opinion, that you are egregiously imposed upon; and that this friend is no other than a rascal who wants to palm his trull upon you for a wife, that he may at once deliver himself from the importunities of the mother and the expense of her bantling; for which reason I would not have you trust implicitly to the report he makes of her wealth, which is inconsistent with his behaviour, nor run your head precipitately into a noose, that you may afterwards wish exchanged for the hangman's."
text_transcription: IN SHORT STRAP IT IS MY OPINION THAT YOU ARE EGREGIOUSLY IMPOSED UPON AND THAT THIS FRIEND IS NO OTHER THAN A RASCAL WHO WANTS TO PALM HIS TROLL UPON YOU FOR A WIFE THAT HE MAY AT ONCE DELIVER HIMSELF FROM THE OPPORTUNITIES OF THE MOTHER AND THE EXPENSE OF HER BANTLING FOR WHICH REASON I WOULD NOT HAVE YOU TRUST IMPLICITLY TO THE REPORT HE MAKES OF HER WEALTH WHICH IS INCONSISTENT WITH HIS BEHAVIOUR NOR RUN YOUR HEAD PRECIPITATELY INTO A NOOSE THAT YOU MAY AFTERWARDS WISH EXCHANGE FOR THE HANGMANS
phonemes: ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, stɹˈæp, ɪɾ ɪz maɪ əpˈɪniən, ðæt juː ɑːɹ ɪɡɹˈiːdʒəsli ɪmpˈoʊzd əpˌɑːn; ænd ðæt ðɪs fɹˈɛnd ɪz nˈoʊ ˈʌðɚ ðˌænɚ ɹˈæskəl hˌuː wˈɔnts tə pˈɑːm hɪz tɹˈʌl əpˌɑːn juː fɚɹə wˈaɪf, ðæt hiː mˈeɪ ɐtwˈʌns dᵻlˈɪvɚ hɪmsˈɛlf fɹʌmðɪ ˌɪmpɔːɹtˈuːnᵻɾiz ʌvðə mˈʌðɚ ænd ðɪ ɛkspˈɛns ʌv hɜː bˈæntəlɪŋ; fɔːɹ wˌɪtʃ ɹˈiːzən aɪ wʊd nˌɑːɾɐv juː tɹˈʌst ɪmplˈɪsɪtli tə ðə ɹᵻpˈɔːɹt hiː mˌeɪks ʌv hɜː wˈɛlθ, wˌɪtʃ ɪz ɪŋkənsˈɪstənt wɪð hɪz bᵻhˈeɪvjɚ, nˈɔːɹ ɹˈʌn jʊɹ hˈɛd pɹɪsˈɪpᵻtˌeɪtli ˌɪntʊ ɐ nˈuːs, ðæt juː mˈeɪ ˈæftɚwɚdz wˈɪʃ ɛkstʃˈeɪndʒd fɚðə hˈæŋmənz."