text_original: When rods are laid on school boys' bums, The more they frisk and skip: The school boys' top but louder hums The more they use the whip. Thus, a lean beast beneath a load (A beast of Irish breed) Will, in a tedious dirty road, Outgo the prancing steed.
text_transcription: WHEN RODS ARE LAID ON SCHOOLBOYS BUMS THE MORE THEY FRISK AND SKIP THE SCHOOLBOYS TOP BUT LOUDER HUMS THE MORE THEY USE THE WHIP THUS A LEAN BEAST BENEATH A LOAD A BEAST OF IRISH BREED WILL IN A TEDIOUS DIRTY ROAD OUTGO THE PRANCING STEED
phonemes: wˌɛn ɹˈɑːdz ɑːɹ lˈeɪd ˌɔn skˈuːl bˈɔɪz bˈʌmz, ðə mˈɔːɹ ðeɪ fɹˈɪsk ænd skˈɪp: ðə skˈuːl bˈɔɪz tˈɑːp bˌʌt lˈaʊdɚ hˈʌmz ðə mˈɔːɹ ðeɪ jˈuːz ðə wˈɪp. ðˈʌs, ɐ lˈiːn bˈiːst bᵻnˌiːθ ɐ lˈoʊd (ɐ bˈiːst ʌv ˈaɪɹɪʃ bɹˈiːd) wˈɪl, ɪn ɐ tˈiːdiəs dˈɜːɾi ɹˈoʊd, aʊtɡˈoʊ ðə pɹˈænsɪŋ stˈiːd.