text_original: While he entertained the company in this manner, with an eloquence peculiar to himself, the cook got up, and after a hearty curse on the poor author of this mischance, who lay under the table with a woful countenance, emptied a salt cellar in her hand, and, stripping down the patient's stocking, which brought the skin along with it, applied the contents to the sore.
text_transcription: WHILE HE ENTERTAINED THE COMPANY IN THIS MANNER WITH AN ELOQUENCE PECULIAR TO HIMSELF THE COOK GOT UP AND AFTER A HEARTY CURSE ON THE POOR AUTHOR OF THIS MISCHANCE WHO LAY UNDER THE TABLE WITH A WOEFUL COUNTENANCE EMPTIED A SALT CELLAR IN HER HAND AND STRIPPING DOWN THE PATIENT'S STOCKING WHICH BROUGHT THE SKIN ALONG WITH IT APPLIED THE CONTENTS TO THE SORE
phonemes: wˌaɪl hiː ˌɛntɚtˈeɪnd ðə kˈʌmpəni ɪn ðɪs mˈænɚ, wɪð ɐn ˈɛləkwəns pɪkjˈuːlɪɹ tə hɪmsˈɛlf, ðə kˈʊk ɡɑːt ˈʌp, ænd ˈæftɚɹ ɐ hˈɑːɹɾi kˈɜːs ɔnðə pˈʊɹ ˈɔːθɚɹ ʌv ðɪs mɪstʃˈæns, hˌuː lˈeɪ ˌʌndɚ ðə tˈeɪbəl wɪð ɐ wˈoʊfəl kˈaʊntənəns, ˈɛmptid ɐ sˈɔlt sˈɛlɚɹ ɪn hɜː hˈænd, ænd, stɹˈɪpɪŋ dˌaʊn ðə pˈeɪʃənts stˈɑːkɪŋ, wˌɪtʃ bɹˈɔːt ðə skˈɪn ɐlˈɔŋ wɪð ɪt, ɐplˈaɪd ðə kˈɑːntɛnts tə ðə sˈɔːɹ.