text_original: may I never brathe another breath, but there stud a rale haythen Chineser a grinnin' like he'd just come off a tay box.
text_transcription: MAY I NEVER BREATHE ANOTHER BREATH BUT THERE STUD A REAL HATHIN CHINEASER A GRINNIN LIKE HE'D JUST COME OFF OF A TAY BOX
phonemes: mˈeɪ aɪ nˈɛvɚ bɹˈeɪð ɐnˈʌðɚ bɹˈɛθ, bˌʌt ðɛɹ stˈʌd ɐ ɹˈeɪl hˈeɪðən tʃˈaɪnsɚɹ ɐ ɡɹˈɪnɪn lˈaɪk hiːd dʒˈʌst kˈʌm ˈɔf ɐ tˈeɪ bˈɑːks.