text_original: Accordingly, we went thither, and gave them to the secretary, who opened and read them, and I was mightily pleased to find myself qualified for second mate of a third rate. When he had stuck them all together on a file, one of our company asked if there were any vacancies; to which interrogation he answered "No!"
text_transcription: ACCORDINGLY WE WENT THITHER AND GAVE THEM TO THE SECRETARY WHO OPENED AND READ THEM AND I WAS MIGHTILY PLEASED TO FIND MYSELF QUALIFIED FOR SECOND MATE OF A THIRD RATE WHEN HE HAD STUCK THEM ALL TOGETHER ON A FILE ONE OF OUR COMPANY ASKED IF THERE WERE ANY VACANCIES TO WHICH INTERROGATION HE ANSWERED NO
phonemes: ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋli, wiː wɛnt ðˈɪðɚ, ænd ɡˈeɪv ðˌɛm tə ðə sˈɛkɹətɹi, hˌuː ˈoʊpənd ænd ɹˈiːd ðˌɛm, ænd aɪ wʌz mˈaɪɾili plˈiːzd tə fˈaɪnd maɪsˈɛlf kwˈɔlᵻfˌaɪd fɔːɹ sˈɛkənd mˈeɪt əvə θˈɜːd ɹˈeɪt. wˌɛn hiː hæd stˈʌk ðˌɛm ˈɔːl təɡˌɛðɚɹ ˌɔn ɐ fˈaɪl, wˈʌn ʌv ˌaʊɚ kˈʌmpəni ˈæskt ɪf ðɛɹwˌɜːɹ ˌɛni vˈeɪkənsiz; tə wˌɪtʃ ɪntˌɛɹəɡˈeɪʃən hiː ˈænsɚd "nˈoʊ!"