text_original: * * * * * _Minister_ (at baptismal font): "Name, please?" _Mother_ (baby born abroad): "Philip Ferdinand Chesterfield Randolph y Livingstone." _Minister_ (aside to assistant): "Mr. Kneeler, a little more water, please."
text_transcription: MINISTER AT BAPTISMAL FONT NAME PLEASE MOTHER MAY BE BORN ABROAD PHILIP FERDINAND CHESTERFIELD RANDOLPH E LIVINGSTON MINISTER ASIDE TO ASSISTANT MISTER KNEELER A LITTLE MORE WATER PLEASE
phonemes: ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk mˈɪnɪstɚ (æt bˈæptɪsməl fˈɔnt): "nˈeɪm, plˈiːz?" mˈʌðɚ (bˈeɪbi bˈɔːɹn ɐbɹˈɔːd): "fˈɪlɪp fˈɜːdɪnˌænd tʃˈɛstɚfˌiːld ɹˈændɑːlf wˈaɪ lˈɪvɪŋstˌoʊn." mˈɪnɪstɚ (ɐsˈaɪd tʊ ɐsˈɪstənt): "mˈɪstɚ. nˈiːlɚ, ɐ lˈɪɾəl mˈɔːɹ wˈɔːɾɚ, plˈiːz."