text_original: This sage explanation had great weight with our noble commander, who exclaimed, "What have you to say to this, Taffy? you seem to be taken all a back, brother, ha!"
text_transcription: THIS SAGE EXPLANATION HAD GREAT WEIGHT WITH OUR NOBLE COMMANDER WHO EXCLAIMED WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY TO THIS TAFFY YOU SEEM TO BE TAKEN ALL ABACK BROTHER HA
phonemes: ðɪs sˈeɪdʒ ɛksplɐnˈeɪʃən hæd ɡɹˈeɪt wˈeɪt wɪð ˌaʊɚ nˈoʊbəl kəmˈændɚ, hˌuː ɛksklˈeɪmd, "wˌʌt hæv juː tə sˈeɪ tə ðˈɪs, tˈæfi? juː sˈiːm təbi tˈeɪkən ˈɔːl ɐ bˈæk, bɹˈʌðɚ, hˈɑː!"