text_original: Well, I guess I will go and sneak in the back way, and find out from the hired girl how the land lays. She won't go back on me, 'cause the goat was not loaded for hired girls. She just happened to get in at the wrong time. Good by, sir. Remember and give your goat kyan pepper in your lodge."
text_transcription: WELL I GUESS I WILL GO AND SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY AND FIND OUT FROM THE HIRED GIRL HOW THE LAND LAYS SHE WON'T GO BACK ON ME CAUSE THE GOAT WAS NOT LOADED FOR HIRED GIRLS SHE JUST HAPPENED TO GET IN AT THE WRONG TIME GOOD BY SIR REMEMBER AND GIVE YOUR GOAT CAYENNE PEPPER IN YOUR LODGE
phonemes: wˈɛl, aɪ ɡˈɛs aɪ wɪl ɡˌoʊ ænd snˈiːk ɪnðə bˈæk wˈeɪ, ænd fˈaɪnd ˈaʊt fɹʌmðə hˈaɪɚd ɡˈɜːl hˌaʊ ðə lˈænd lˈeɪz. ʃiː woʊnt ɡˌoʊ bˈæk ˈɔn mˌiː, kˈɔːz ðə ɡˈoʊt wʌz nˌɑːt lˈoʊdᵻd fɔːɹ hˈaɪɚd ɡˈɜːlz. ʃiː dʒˈʌst hˈæpənd tə ɡɛt ɪn æt ðə ɹˈɔŋ tˈaɪm. ɡˈʊd bˈaɪ, sˌɜː. ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚɹ ænd ɡˈɪv jʊɹ ɡˈoʊt kˈaɪən pˈɛpɚɹ ɪn jʊɹ lˈɑːdʒ."