text_original: In order to excuse myself for paying so little regard to his prescription, I pretended to have been insensible when it was put on, and to have pulled it off afterwards in a fit of delirium.
text_transcription: IN ORDER TO EXCUSE MYSELF FOR PAYING SO LITTLE REGARD TO HIS PRESCRIPTION I PRETENDED TO HAVE BEEN INSENSIBLE WHEN IT WAS PUT ON AND TO HAVE PULLED IT OFF AFTERWARDS IN A FIT OF DELIRIUM
phonemes: ɪn ˈɔːɹdɚ tʊ ɛkskjˈuːs maɪsˈɛlf fɔːɹ pˈeɪɪŋ sˌoʊ lˈɪɾəl ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹd tə hɪz pɹɪskɹˈɪpʃən, aɪ pɹɪtˈɛndᵻd tə hɐvbɪn ɪnsˈɛnsᵻbəl wɛn ɪt wʌz pˌʊt ˈɔn, ænd tə hæv pˈʊld ɪɾ ˈɔf ˈæftɚwɚdz ɪn ɐ fˈɪt ʌv dᵻlˈɪɹiəm.