text_original: Such stirring up would stagger e'en the very stoutest brain; Why, you couldn't tell old Amram from the late lamented Jane.
text_transcription: SUCH STIRRING UP WOULD STAGGER E E N THE VERY STOUTEST BRAIN WHY YOU COULDN'T TELL OLD AMRAM FROM THE LATE LAMENTED JANE
phonemes: sˈʌtʃ stˈɜːɹɪŋ ˌʌp wʊd stˈæɡɚɹ ˈɛən ðə vˈɛɹi stˈaʊɾɪst bɹˈeɪn; wˈaɪ, juː kˌʊdənt tˈɛl ˈoʊld ˈæmɹæm fɹʌmðə lˈeɪt lɐmˈɛntᵻd dʒˈeɪn.