text_original: Oh, Spriggins  Ebenezer J!  Oh, wretch! Oh, fool! Oh, rash! How could you mix our ashes in one vast, ancestral hash?"
text_transcription: OH SPRIGGANDS EBENEZ OR JAY O WRETCH O FOOL OH RASH HOW COULD YOU MIX OUR ASHES IN ONE VAST ANCESTRAL HASH
phonemes: ˈoʊ, spɹˈɪɡɪnz ˈɛbənˌɛzɚ dʒˈeɪ!  ˈoʊ, ɹˈɛtʃ! ˈoʊ, fˈuːl! ˈoʊ, ɹˈæʃ! hˌaʊ kʊd juː mˈɪks ˌaʊɚɹ ˈæʃᵻz ɪn wˈʌn vˈæst, ænsˈɛstɹəl hˈæʃ?"