text_original: Now I should be glad if you would, in my presence, pink some impertinent fellow into convulsions, without endangering his life, that I may have an opportunity of taking a good clever agony from nature: the doctor will direct you where to enter and how far to go, but pray let it be as near the left side as possible."
text_transcription: NOW I SHOULD BE GLAD IF YOU WOULD IN MY PRESENCE PINK SOME IMPERTINENT FELLOW INTO CONVULSIONS WITHOUT ENDANGERING HIS LIFE THAT I MIGHT HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY OF TAKING A GOOD CLEVER AGONY FROM NATURE THE DOCTOR WILL DIRECT YOU WHERE TO ENTER AND HOW FAR TO GO BUT PRAY LET IT BE AS NEAR TO THE LEFT SIDE AS POSSIBLE
phonemes: nˈaʊ aɪ ʃˌʊd biː ɡlˈæd ɪf juː wˈʊd, ɪn maɪ pɹˈɛzəns, pˈɪŋk sˌʌm ɪmpˈɜːtɪnənt fˈɛloʊ ˌɪntʊ kənvˈʌlʃənz, wɪðˌaʊt ɛndˈeɪndʒɚɹɪŋ hɪz lˈaɪf, ðæt aɪ mˌeɪhɐv ɐn ɑːpɚtˈuːnᵻɾi ʌv tˈeɪkɪŋ ɐ ɡˈʊd klˈɛvɚɹ ˈæɡəni fɹʌm nˈeɪtʃɚ: ðə dˈɑːktɚ wɪl dᵻɹˈɛkt juː wˌɛɹ tʊ ˈɛntɚ ænd hˌaʊ fˈɑːɹ tə ɡˈoʊ, bˌʌt pɹˈeɪ lˈɛt ɪt biː æz nˌɪɹ ðə lˈɛft sˈaɪd æz pˈɑːsᵻbəl."