text_original: A smutty ballad, musty libel, A Burgersdicius[2] and a Bible. The C****[3] Seasons and the Senses By Overton, to save expenses. Item, (if I am not much mistaken,) A mouse trap with a bit of bacon. A candlestick without a snuffer, Whereby his fingers often suffer.
text_transcription: A SMUTTY BALLAD MUSTY LIBEL A BURGER'S DICKIEUS AND A BIBLE THE SEA BLANK SEASONS AND THE SENSES BY OVERTON TO SAVE EXPENSES I COME IF I'M NOT MUCH MISTAKEN A MOUSE TRAP WITH A BIT OF BACON A CANDLESTICK WITHOUT A SNUFFER WHEREBY HIS FINGERS OFTEN SUFFER
phonemes: ɐ smˈʌɾi bˈæləd, mˈʌsti lˈaɪbəl, ɐ bˈɜːɡɚsdˌɪʃəs[tˈuː] ænd ɐ bˈaɪbəl. ðə sˈiː ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk[θɹˈiː] sˈiːzənz ænd ðə sˈɛnsᵻz baɪ ˈoʊvɚtən, tə sˈeɪv ɛkspˈɛnsᵻz. ˈaɪɾəm, (ɪf aɪɐm nˌɑːt mˈʌtʃ mɪstˈeɪkən,) ɐ mˈaʊs tɹˈæp wɪð ɐ bˈɪt ʌv bˈeɪkən. ɐ kˈændəlstˌɪk wɪðˌaʊt ɐ snˈʌfɚ, wˈɛɹbaɪ hɪz fˈɪŋɡɚz ˈɔfən sˈʌfɚ.