text_original: In her fall, she dashed the whole mess against the legs of a drummer belonging to the foot guards, who happened to be in her way, and scalded him so miserably, that he started up, and danced up and down, uttering a volley of execrations that made my hair stand on end.
text_transcription: IN HER FALL SHE DASHED THE WHOLE MESS AGAINST THE LEGS OF A DRUMMER BELONGING TO THE FOOTGUARDS WHO HAPPENED TO BE IN HER WAY AND SCALDED HIM SO MISERABLY THAT HE STARTED UP AND DANCED UP AND DOWN UTTERING A VOLLEY OF EXECRATIONS THAT MADE MY HAIR STAND ON END
phonemes: ɪn hɜː fˈɔːl, ʃiː dˈæʃt ðə hˈoʊl mˈɛs ɐɡˈɛnst ðə lˈɛɡz əvə dɹˈʌmɚ bᵻlˈɔŋɪŋ tə ðə fˈʊt ɡˈɑːɹdz, hˌuː hˈæpənd təbi ɪn hɜː wˈeɪ, ænd skˈɑːldᵻd hˌɪm sˌoʊ mˈɪzɹəbli, ðæt hiː stˈɑːɹɾᵻd ˈʌp, ænd dˈænst ˌʌp ænd dˈaʊn, ˈʌɾɚɹɪŋ ɐ vˈɑːli ʌv ˌɛksɪkɹˈeɪʃənz ðæt mˌeɪd maɪ hˈɛɹ stˈænd ˌɔn ˈɛnd.