text_original: When we came to Mr. Cringer's door, Strap, to give me all instance of his politeness, ran to the knocker, which he employed so loud and so long, that he alarmed the whole street; and a window opening in the second story of the next house, a vessel was discharged upon him so successfully, that the poor barber was wet to the skin, while I, being luckily at some distance, escaped the unsavoury deluge.
text_transcription: WHEN WE CAME TO MISTER CRINGER'S DOOR STRAPPE TO GIVE ME ALL INSTANCE OF HIS POLITENESS RAN TO THE KNOCKER WHICH HE EMPLOYED SO LOUD AND SO LONG THAT HE ALARMED THE WHOLE STREET AND A WINDOW OPENING IN THE SECOND STORY OF THE NEXT HOUSE A VESSEL WAS DISCHARGED UPON HIM SO SUCCESSFULLY THAT THE POOR BARBER WAS WET TO THE SKIN WHILE I BEING LUCKILY AT SOME DISTANCE ESCAPED THE UNSAVOURY DELUGE
phonemes: wˌɛn wiː kˈeɪm tə mˈɪstɚ. kɹˈɪŋɚz dˈɔːɹ, stɹˈæp, tə ɡˈɪv mˌiː ˈɔːl ˈɪnstəns ʌv hɪz pəlˈaɪtnəs, ɹˈæn tə ðə nˈɑːkɚ, wˌɪtʃ hiː ɛmplˈɔɪd sˌoʊ lˈaʊd ænd sˌoʊ lˈɔŋ, ðæt hiː ɐlˈɑːɹmd ðə hˈoʊl stɹˈiːt; ænd ɐ wˈɪndoʊ ˈoʊpənɪŋ ɪnðə sˈɛkənd stˈɔːɹi ʌvðə nˈɛkst hˈaʊs, ɐ vˈɛsəl wʌz dɪstʃˈɑːɹdʒd əpˌɑːn hˌɪm sˌoʊ səksˈɛsfəli, ðætðə pˈʊɹ bˈɑːɹbɚ wʌz wˈɛt tə ðə skˈɪn, wˌaɪl ˈaɪ, bˌiːɪŋ lˈʌkili æt sˌʌm dˈɪstəns, ɛskˈeɪpt ðɪ ʌnsˈeɪvɜːɹi dˈɛljuːdʒ.