text_original: Not to prolong a mystery that must already oppress the reader, Mr. Bilkins's cook had, after the manner of her kind, stolen out of the premises before the family were up and got herself married  surreptitiously and artfully married  as if matrimony were an indictable offense.
text_transcription: NOT TO PROLONG A MYSTERY THAT MUST ALREADY OPPRESS THE READER MISTER MILKINS'S COOK HAD AFTER THE MANNER OF HER KIND STOLEN OUT OF THE PREMISES BEFORE THE FAMILY WERE UP AND GOT HERSELF MARRIED SURREPTITIOUSLY AND ARTFULLY MARRIED AS IF MATRIMONY WERE AN INDICTABLE OFFENCE
phonemes: nˌɑːt tə pɹəlˈɔŋ ɐ mˈɪstɚɹi ðæt mˈʌst ɔːlɹˌɛdi əpɹˈɛs ðə ɹˈiːdɚ, mˈɪstɚ. bˈɪlkɪnzᵻz kˈʊk hˌæd, ˈæftɚ ðə mˈænɚɹ ʌv hɜː kˈaɪnd, stˈoʊlən ˌaʊɾəv ðə pɹˈɛmɪsᵻz bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðə fˈæmɪli wɜːɹ ˌʌp ænd ɡɑːt hɜːsˈɛlf mˈæɹid sɚɹɪptˈɪʃəsli ænd ˈɑːɹtfəli mˈæɹid æz ɪf mˈætɹɪməni wɜːɹ ɐn ɪndˈɪktəbəl əfˈɛns.