text_original: My uncle, who had listened with great attention, sucking the head of his cudgel all the while, accompanied these words of the attorney with a stare, and whew, that alarmed the whole assembly. The eldest and pertest of my female competitors, who had been always very officious about my grandfather's person, inquired, with a faltering accent and visage as yellow as an orange, "if there were no legacies?" and was answered, "None at all."
text_transcription: MY UNCLE WHO HAD LISTENED WITH GREAT ATTENTION SUCKING THE HEAD OF HIS CUDGEL ALL THE WHILE ACCOMPANIED THESE WORDS OF THE ATTORNEY WITH A STARE AND VIEW THAT ALARMED THE WHOLE ASSEMBLY THE ELDEST AND PERTEST OF MY FEMALE COMPETITORS WHO HAD ALWAYS BEEN VERY OFFICIOUS ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER'S PERSON INQUIRED WITH A FALTERING ACCENT AND VISAGE AS YELLOW AS AN ORANGE IF THERE ARE NO LEGACIES AND WAS ANSWERED NONE AT ALL
phonemes: maɪ ˈʌŋkəl, hˌuː hæd lˈɪsənd wɪð ɡɹˈeɪt ɐtˈɛnʃən, sˈʌkɪŋ ðə hˈɛd ʌv hɪz kˈʌdʒəl ˈɔːl ðə wˈaɪl, ɐkˈʌmpənid ðiːz wˈɜːdz ʌvðɪ ɐtˈɜːni wɪð ɐ stˈɛɹ, ænd fjˈuː, ðæt ɐlˈɑːɹmd ðə hˈoʊl ɐsˈɛmbli. ðɪ ˈɛldɪst ænd pˈɜːɾɪst ʌv maɪ fˈiːmeɪl kəmpˈɛɾɪɾɚz, hˌuː hɐdbɪn ˈɔːlweɪz vˈɛɹi əfˈɪʃəs ɐbˌaʊt maɪ ɡɹˈændfɑːðɚz pˈɜːsən, ɪŋkwˈaɪɚd, wɪð ɐ fˈɔltɚɹɪŋ ˈæksənt ænd vˈɪzɪdʒ æz jˈɛloʊ æz ɐn ˈɔɹɪndʒ, "ɪf ðɛɹwˌɜː nˈoʊ lˈɛɡəsiz?" ænd wʌz ˈænsɚd, "nˈʌn æɾ ˈɔːl."