text_original: As for what happened to your chaplain, I am only sorry that he did not knock out the scoundrel's brains instead of his teeth. By the Lord, if ever I come up with him, he had better be in Greenland, that's all.
text_transcription: AS FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHAPLAIN I AM ONLY SORRY THAT HE DID NOT KNOCK OUT THE SCOUNDREL'S BRAINS INSTEAD OF HIS TEETH BY THE LORD IF EVER I COME UP WITH HIM HE HAD BETTER BE IN GREENLAND THAT'S ALL
phonemes: æz fɔːɹ wʌt hˈæpənd tə jʊɹ tʃˈæplɪn, aɪɐm ˈoʊnli sˈɑːɹi ðæt hiː dɪdnˌɑːt nˈɑːk ˈaʊt ðə skˈaʊndɹəlz bɹˈeɪnz ɪnstˈɛd ʌv hɪz tˈiːθ. baɪ ðə lˈɔːɹd, ɪf ˈɛvɚɹ aɪ kˈʌm ˈʌp wɪð hˌɪm, hiː hæd bˈɛɾɚ biː ɪn ɡɹˈiːnlənd, ðæts ˈɔːl.