text_original: Perhaps I might also say, that I know a little of the world; but that is to no purpose,—though you be gentle, and I simple, it does not follow, but that I who am simple may do a good office to you who are gentle. Now this is the case: my kinsman, the schoolmaster—perhaps you did not know how nearly he is related to me—I'll satisfy you in that presently; his mother and my grandmother's sister's nephew—no, that's not it!
text_transcription: PERHAPS I MIGHT ALSO SAY THAT I KNOW A LITTLE OF THE WORLD BUT THAT IS TO NO PURPOSE THOUGH YOU BE GENTLE AND I SIMPLE IT DOES NOT FOLLOW BUT THAT I AM SIMPLE MAY DO A GOOD OFFICE TO YOU WHO ARE GENTLE NOW THIS IS THE CASE MY KINSMAN THE SCHOOLMASTER PERHAPS YOU DID NOT KNOW HOW NEARLY HE IS RELATED TO ME I'LL SATISFY YOU IN THAT PRESENTLY HIS MOTHER AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S SISTER'S NEPHEW NO THAT'S NOT IT
phonemes: pɚhˈæps aɪ mˌaɪt ˈɔːlsoʊ sˈeɪ, ðæt aɪ nˈoʊ ɐ lˈɪɾəl ʌvðə wˈɜːld; bˌʌt ðæt ɪz tə nˈoʊ pˈɜːpəs,—ðˌoʊ juː biː dʒˈɛntəl, ænd aɪ sˈɪmpəl, ɪt dʌznˌɑːt fˈɑːloʊ, bˌʌt ðæt aɪ hˌuː æm sˈɪmpəl mˈeɪ dˈuː ɐ ɡˈʊd ˈɑːfɪs tə juː hˌuː ɑːɹ dʒˈɛntəl. nˈaʊ ðɪs ɪz ðə kˈeɪs: maɪ kˈɪnzmən, ðə skˈuːlmæstɚ—pɚhˈæps juː dɪdnˌɑːt nˈoʊ hˌaʊ nˌɪɹli hiː ɪz ɹᵻlˈeɪɾᵻd tə mˌiː—aɪl sˈæɾɪsfˌaɪ juː ɪn ðæt pɹˈɛzəntli; hɪz mˈʌðɚ ænd maɪ ɡɹˈændmʌðɚz sˈɪstɚz nˈɛfjuː—nˈoʊ, ðˈæts nˌɑːt ɪt!