text_original: He described a thousand cheats that are daily practised upon the ignorant and unwary, and warned us of them with so much good nature and concern, that we blessed the opportunity which threw us in his way. After we had put the can about for some time, our new friend began to yawn, telling us he had been up all night with a sick person; and proposed we should have recourse to some diversion to keep him awake.
text_transcription: HE DESCRIBED A THOUSAND CHEATS THAT ARE DAILY PRACTICED UPON THE IGNORANT AND UNWARY AND WARNED US OF THEM WITH SO MUCH GOOD NATURE AND CONCERN THAT WE BLESSED THE OPPORTUNITY WHICH THREW US IN HIS WAY AFTER WE HAD PUT THE CAN ABOUT FOR SOME TIME OUR NEW FRIEND BEGAN TO YAWN TELLING US HE HAD BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WITH A SICK PERSON AND PROPOSED WE SHOULD HAVE RECOURSE TO SOME DIVERSION TO KEEP HIM AWAKE
phonemes: hiː dᵻskɹˈaɪbd ɐ θˈaʊzənd tʃˈiːts ðæt ɑːɹ dˈeɪli pɹˈæktɪst əpˌɑːn ðɪ ˈɪɡnɚɹənt ænd ʌnwˈɛɹi, ænd wˈɔːɹnd ˌʌs ʌv ðˌɛm wɪð sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ ɡˈʊd nˈeɪtʃɚ ænd kənsˈɜːn, ðæt wiː blˈɛst ðɪ ɑːpɚtˈuːnᵻɾi wˌɪtʃ θɹˈuː ˌʌs ɪn hɪz wˈeɪ. ˈæftɚ wiː hæd pˌʊt ðə kæn ɐbˌaʊt fɔːɹ sˌʌm tˈaɪm, ˌaʊɚ nˈuː fɹˈɛnd bɪɡˈæn tə jˈɔːn, tˈɛlɪŋ ˌʌs hiː hɐdbɪn ˌʌp ˈɔːl nˈaɪt wɪð ɐ sˈɪk pˈɜːsən; ænd pɹəpˈoʊzd wiː ʃˌʊdəv ɹᵻkˈɔːɹs tə sˌʌm daɪvˈɜːʒən tə kˈiːp hˌɪm ɐwˈeɪk.