text_original: and went downstairs the way we boys slide down hill, with both hands on herself, and the goat reared up and blatted, and Pa and Ma went into their room and shut the door, and then my chum and me opened the front door and drove the goat out.
text_transcription: AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS THE WAY WE BOYS SLIDE DOWN HILL WITH BOTH HANDS ON HERSELF AND THE GOAT REARED UP AND BLATTED AND PA AND MA WENT INTO THEIR ROOM AND SHUT THE DOOR AND THEN MY CHUM AND ME OPENED THE FRONT DOOR AND DROVE THE GOAT OUT
phonemes: ænd wɛnt dˈaʊnstɛɹz ðə wˈeɪ wiː bˈɔɪz slˈaɪd dˌaʊn hˈɪl, wɪð bˈoʊθ hˈændz ˌɔn hɜːsˈɛlf, ænd ðə ɡˈoʊt ɹˈɪɹd ˌʌp ænd blˈæɾᵻd, ænd pˈɑː ænd mˈɑː wɛnt ˌɪntʊ ðɛɹ ɹˈuːm ænd ʃˈʌt ðə dˈɔːɹ, ænd ðˈɛn maɪ tʃˈʌm ænd mˌiː ˈoʊpənd ðə fɹˈʌnt dˈɔːɹ ænd dɹˈoʊv ðə ɡˈoʊt ˈaʊt.