text_original: The facetious member, encouraged by the success of his last joke, went on thus: "Suppose you was called to a patient of a plethoric habit, who has been bruised by a fall, what would you do?"
text_transcription: THE FACETIOUS MEMBER ENCOURAGED BY THE SUCCESS OF HIS LAST JOKE WENT ON THUS SUPPOSE YOU WAS CALLED TO A PATIENT OF A PLETHORIC HABIT WHO HAD BEEN BRUISED BY A FALL WHAT WOULD YOU DO
phonemes: ðə fɐsˈiːʃəs mˈɛmbɚ, ɛŋkˈɜːɹɪdʒd baɪ ðə səksˈɛs ʌv hɪz lˈæst dʒˈoʊk, wɛnt ˌɔn ðˈʌs: "səpˈoʊz juː wʌz kˈɔːld tʊ ɐ pˈeɪʃənt əvə plɛθˈɔːɹɪk hˈæbɪt, hˌuː hˈæzbiːn bɹˈuːzd baɪ ɐ fˈɔːl, wˌʌt wʊd juː dˈuː?"