text_original: A tinder box without a flint, An oaken desk with nothing in't; A pair of tongs bought from a broker, A fender and a rusty poker; A penny pot and basin, this Design'd for water, that for piss; A broken winded pair of bellows, Two knives and forks, but neither fellows.
text_transcription: A TINDER BOX WITHOUT A FLINT AN OAKEN DESK WITH NOTHING IN IT A PAIR OF TONGS BOUGHT FROM A BROKER A FENDER AND A RUSTY POKER A PENNY POT AND BASIN THIS DESIGNED FOR WATER THAT FOR PISS A BROKEN WINDED PAIR OF BELLOWS TWO KNIVES AND FORKS BUT NEITHER FELLOWS
phonemes: ɐ tˈɪndɚ bˈɑːks wɪðˌaʊt ɐ flˈɪnt, ɐn ˈoʊkən dˈɛsk wɪð nˈʌθɪŋ ˈɪnt; ɐ pˈɛɹ ʌv tˈɑːŋz bˈɔːt fɹʌm ɐ bɹˈoʊkɚ, ɐ fˈɛndɚ ænd ɐ ɹˈʌsti pˈoʊkɚ; ɐ pˈɛni pˈɑːt ænd bˈeɪsən, ðɪs dɪzˈaɪnd fɔːɹ wˈɔːɾɚ, ðæt fɔːɹ pˈɪs; ɐ bɹˈoʊkən wˈɪndᵻd pˈɛɹ ʌv bˈɛloʊz, tˈuː nˈaɪvz ænd fˈɔːɹks, bˌʌt nˈiːðɚ fˈɛloʊz.