text_original: SWIFT TO SHERIDAN Poor Tom, wilt thou never accept a defiance, Though I dare you to more than quadruple alliance. You're so retrograde, sure you were born under Cancer; Must I make myself hoarse with demanding an answer?
text_transcription: SWIFT TO SHERIDAN POOR TOM WILT THOU NEVER ACCEPT A DEFIANCE THOUGH I DARE YOU TO MORE THAN QUADRUPLE ALLIANCE YOU'RE SO RETROGRADE SURE YOU WERE BORN UNDER CANCER MUST I MAKE MYSELF HOARSE WITH DEMANDING AN ANSWER
phonemes: swˈɪft tuː ʃˈɛɹɪdən pˈʊɹ tˈɑːm, wˈɪlt ðˈaʊ nˈɛvɚɹ ɐksˈɛpt ɐ dᵻfˈaɪəns, ðˌoʊ aɪ dˈɛɹ juː tə mˈɔːɹ ðɐn kwˈɑːdɹuːpəl ɐlˈaɪəns. jʊɹ sˌoʊ ɹˌɛtɹoʊɡɹˈeɪd, ʃˈʊɹ juː wɜː bˈɔːɹn ˌʌndɚ kˈænsɚ; mˈʌst aɪ mˌeɪk maɪsˈɛlf hˈɔːɹs wɪð dᵻmˈændɪŋ ɐn ˈænsɚ?