text_original: Wise Priscilla, dilettante, With a sentimental mind, Doesn't deign to dip in Dante, And to Milton isn't kind; L'Allegro, Il Penseroso Have some merits she will grant, All the rest is only so so   Enter Paradise she can't!
text_transcription: WHY'S PRISCILLA DILETTANTE WITH A SENTIMENTAL MIND DOESN'T DEIGN TO DIP IN DANTE AND TO MILTON ISN'T KIND LAGRO IL PENSEROSO HAVE SOME MERITS SHE WILL GRANT ALL THE REST IS ONLY SO SO ENTER PARADISE SHE CAN'T
phonemes: wˈaɪz pɹɪsˈɪlə, daɪltˈɑːnteɪ, wɪð ɐ sˌɛntɪmˈɛntəl mˈaɪnd, dˈʌzənt dˈeɪn tə dˈɪp ɪn dˈɑːnteɪ, ænd tə mˈɪltən ˌɪzənt kˈaɪnd; ˈɛlɐlˈɛɡɹoʊ, ˈɪl pˌɛnsɚɹˈoʊsoʊ hæv sˌʌm mˈɛɹɪts ʃiː wɪl ɡɹˈænt, ˈɔːl ðə ɹˈɛst ɪz ˈoʊnli sˌoʊ sˌoʊ ˈɛntɚ pˈæɹədˌaɪs ʃiː kˈænt!