text_original: JON. SWIFT. DAN JACKSON'S DEFENCE My verse little better you'll find than my face is; A word to the wise  _ut pictura poesis_. Three merry lads, with envy stung, Because Dan's face is better hung, Combined in verse to rhyme it down, And in its place set up their own; As if they'd run it down much better By number of their feet in metre. Or that its red did cause their spite, Which made them draw in black and white.
text_transcription: JONATHAN SWIFT DAN JACKSON'S DEFENCE MY VERSE LITTLE BETTER YOU'LL FIND IN MY FACES A WORD TO THE WISE OPULCTIRA POASIS THREE MERRY LADS WITH ENVY STUNG BECAUSE DAN'S FACE IS BETTER HUNG COMBINED IN VERSE TO RHYMATE DOWN AND IN ITS PLACE SET UP THEIR OWN AS IF THEY'D RUN IT DOWN MUCH BETTER BY NUMBER OF THEIR FEET AND METRE OR THAT ITS RED DID CAUSE THEIR SPITE WHICH MADE THEM DRAW IN BLACK AND WHITE
phonemes: dʒˈɑːn. swˈɪft. dˌiːˌeɪˈɛn dʒˈæksənz dᵻfˈɛns maɪ vˈɜːs lˈɪɾəl bˈɛɾɚ juːl fˈaɪnd ðɐn maɪ fˈeɪs ɪz; ɐ wˈɜːd tə ðə wˈaɪz ˈʌt pˈɪktʃɚɹə pˈoʊsiz. θɹˈiː mˈɛɹi lˈædz, wɪð ˈɛnvi stˈʌŋ, bɪkˈʌz dˈænz fˈeɪs ɪz bˈɛɾɚ hˈʌŋ, kəmbˈaɪnd ɪn vˈɜːs tə ɹˈaɪm ɪt dˈaʊn, ænd ɪn ɪts plˈeɪs sˈɛt ˌʌp ðɛɹ ˈoʊn; æz ɪf ðeɪd ɹˈʌn ɪt dˌaʊn mˈʌtʃ bˈɛɾɚ baɪ nˈʌmbɚɹ ʌv ðɛɹ fˈiːt ɪn mˈiːɾɚ. ɔːɹ ðæt ɪts ɹˈɛd dˈɪd kˈɔːz ðɛɹ spˈaɪt, wˌɪtʃ mˌeɪd ðˌɛm dɹˈɔː ɪn blˈæk ænd wˈaɪt.