text_original: Every intelligent reader will, at first sight, perceive I have not deviated from nature in the facts, which are all true in the main, although the circumstances are altered and disguised, to avoid personal satire.
text_transcription: EVERY INTELLIGENT READER WILL AT FIRST SIGHT PERCEIVE I HAVE NOT DEVIATED FROM NATURE IN THE FACTS WHICH ARE ALL TRUE IN THE MAIN ALTHOUGH THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE ALTERED AND DISGUISED TO AVOID PERSONAL SATIRE
phonemes: ˈɛvɹi ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt ɹˈiːdɚ wˈɪl, æt fˈɜːst sˈaɪt, pɚsˈiːv aɪ hɐvnˌɑːt dˈiːvɪˌeɪɾᵻd fɹʌm nˈeɪtʃɚɹ ɪnðə fˈækts, wˌɪtʃ ɑːɹ ˈɔːl tɹˈuː ɪnðə mˈeɪn, ɔːlðˈoʊ ðə sˈɜːkəmstˌænsᵻz ɑːɹ ˈɔltɚd ænd dɪsɡˈaɪzd, tʊ ɐvˈɔɪd pˈɜːsənəl sˈæɾaɪɚ.