text_original: You can already account for muscular motion, I warrant, and explain the mystery of the brain and nerves—ha! You are too learned for me, d—n me. But let's have no more of this stuff. Can you blood and give a clyster, spread a plaster, and prepare a potion?"
text_transcription: YOU CAN ALREADY ACCOUNT FOR MY MUSCULAR MOTION I WARRANT AND EXPLAIN THE MYSTERY OF THE BRAIN AND NERVES HA YOU ARE TOO LEARNED FOR ME D N ME BUT LET'S HAVE NO MORE OF THIS STUFF CAN YOU BLOOD GIVE A CLYSTER SPREAD A PLASTER AND PREPARE POTION
phonemes: juː kæn ɔːlɹˌɛdi ɐkˈaʊnt fɔːɹ mˈʌskjʊlɚ mˈoʊʃən, aɪ wˈɔːɹənt, ænd ɛksplˈeɪn ðə mˈɪstɚɹi ʌvðə bɹˈeɪn ænd nˈɜːvz—hˈɑː! juː ɑːɹ tˈuː lˈɜːnd fɔːɹ mˌiː, dˈiː—ˈɛn mˌiː. bˌʌt lˈɛts hæv nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ ʌv ðɪs stˈʌf. kæn juː blˈʌd ænd ɡˈɪv ɐ klˈɪstɚ, spɹˈɛd ɐ plˈæstɚ, ænd pɹɪpˈɛɹ ɐ pˈoʊʃən?"