text_original: God help you, how many bristly beards must I have mowed before I earned four shillings and threepence halfpenny, which is all thrown to the dogs! How many days have I sat weaving hair till my toes were numbed by the cold, my fingers cramped, and my nose as blue as the sign of the periwig that hung over the door!
text_transcription: GOD HELP YOU HOW MANY BRISTLY BEARDS MUST I HAVE MOWED BEFORE I EARNED FOUR SHILLINGS AND THREEPENCE HALFPENNY WHICH IS ALL THROWN TO THE DOGS HOW MANY DAYS HAVE I SAT WEAVERING HAIR TILL MY TOES WERE NUMBED BY THE COLD MY FINGERS CRAMPED MY NOSE AS BLUE AS THE SIGN OF THE PERIWIG THAT HUNG OVER THE DOOR
phonemes: ɡˈɑːd hˈɛlp juː, hˌaʊ mˈɛni bɹˈɪstli bˈɪɹdz mˈʌst aɪ hæv mˈoʊd bᵻfˌɔːɹ aɪ ˈɜːnd fˈɔːɹ ʃˈɪlɪŋz ænd θɹˈiːpəns hˈæfpɛni, wˌɪtʃ ɪz ˈɔːl θɹˈoʊn tə ðə dˈɑːɡz! hˌaʊ mˈɛni dˈeɪz hæv aɪ sˈæt wˈiːvɪŋ hˈɛɹ tˈɪl maɪ tˈoʊz wɜː nˈʌmd baɪ ðə kˈoʊld, maɪ fˈɪŋɡɚz kɹˈæmpt, ænd maɪ nˈoʊz æz blˈuː æz ðə sˈaɪn ʌvðə pˈɛɹɪwˌɪɡ ðæt hˈʌŋ ˌoʊvɚ ðə dˈɔːɹ!