text_original: It would have been impossible for me to have preserved my gravity a minute longer, when I was happily relieved by a rap at the door, which I opened, and perceived my mistress coming out of the coach.
text_transcription: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE PRESERVED MY GRAVITY A MINUTE LONGER WHEN I WAS HAPPILY RELIEVED BY A RAP AT THE DOOR WHICH I OPENED AND PERCEIVED MY MISTRESS COMING OUT OF THE COACH
phonemes: ɪt wʊdhɐv bˌɪn ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl fɔːɹ mˌiː tə hæv pɹɪzˈɜːvd maɪ ɡɹˈævᵻɾi ɐ mˈɪnɪt lˈɔŋɡɚ, wˌɛn aɪ wʌz hˈæpɪli ɹᵻlˈiːvd baɪ ɐ ɹˈæp æt ðə dˈɔːɹ, wˌɪtʃ aɪ ˈoʊpənd, ænd pɚsˈiːvd maɪ mˈɪstɹəs kˈʌmɪŋ ˌaʊɾəv ðə kˈoʊtʃ.