text_original: Two odd old shoes I should not skip here, Each strapless serves instead of slippers, And chairs a couple, I forgot 'em, But each of them without a bottom. Thus I in rhyme have comprehended His goods, and so my schedule's ended.
text_transcription: TWO ODD OLD SHOES I SHOULD NOT SKIP HERE EACH STRAPLESS SERVES INSTEAD OF SLIPPERS AND CHAIRS A COUPLE I'VE FORGOT EM BUT EACH OF THEM WITHOUT A BOTTOM THUS I IN RHYME HAVE COMPREHENDED HIS GOODS AND SO MY SCHEDULES ENDED
phonemes: tˈuː ˈɑːd ˈoʊld ʃˈuːz aɪ ʃˌʊd nˌɑːt skˈɪp hˈɪɹ, ˈiːtʃ stɹˈæpləs sˈɜːvz ɪnstˈɛd ʌv slˈɪpɚz, ænd tʃˈɛɹz ɐ kˈʌpəl, aɪ fɚɡˈɑːt ˈɛm, bˌʌt ˈiːtʃ əv ðˌɛm wɪðˌaʊt ɐ bˈɑːɾəm. ðˈʌs aɪ ɪn ɹˈaɪm hæv kˌɑːmpɹihˈɛndᵻd hɪz ɡˈʊdz, ænd sˌoʊ maɪ skˈɛdʒuːlz ˈɛndᵻd.