text_original: For this have we been kept here long, so carefully inurned? Oh, see, upon this sacred shelf what dire confusion reigns!
text_transcription: FOR THIS HAVE WE BEEN KEPT HERE LONG SO CAREFULLY IN EARNED OH SEE UPON THIS SACRED SHELF WHAT DIRE CONFUSION REIGNS
phonemes: fɔːɹ ðɪs hæv wiː bˌɪn kˈɛpt hˈɪɹ lˈɔŋ, sˌoʊ kˈɛɹfəli ɪnˈɜːnd? ˈoʊ, sˈiː, əpˌɑːn ðɪs sˈeɪkɹɪd ʃˈɛlf wʌt dˈaɪɚ kənfjˈuːʒən ɹˈeɪnz!