text_original: If you'll belave me, Ann Ryan, what did that blatherin' Chineser do but take out a sup o' sugar, an' a handful o' tay, an' a bit o' chaze, right afore the missus, wrap them into bits o' paper, an' I spacheless wid shurprise, an' he the next minute up wid the ironin' blankit and pullin' out me box wid a show o' bein' sly to put them in.
text_transcription: IF YOU'LL BELIEVE ME ANNE RYAN WHAT DID THAT BLATHER IN CHINESE OR DO BUT TAKE OUT A SOP OF SUGAR AND A HANDFUL OF TAY AND A BIT O CHAISE RIGHT AFORE THE MISSES WRAPPED THEM INTO BITS OF PAPER AND I SPEECHLESS WITH SURPRISE AND EVEN NEXT MINUTE UP WID THE IRONING BLANKET AND PULLIN OUT ME BOX WOULD A SHOW A BEIN SLY TO PUT THEM IN
phonemes: ɪf juːl bᵻlˈeɪv mˌiː, ˈæn ɹˈaɪən, wˌʌt dˈɪd ðæt blˈæθɚɹˌɪn tʃˈaɪnsɚ dˈuː bˌʌt tˈeɪk ˈaʊt ɐ sˈʌp ˈoʊ ʃˈʊɡɚ, æn ɐ hˈændfəl ˈoʊ tˈeɪ, æn ɐ bˈɪt ˈoʊ tʃˈeɪz, ɹˈaɪt ɐfˈɔːɹ ðə mˈɪsəs, ɹˈæp ðˌɛm ˌɪntʊ bˈɪts ˈoʊ pˈeɪpɚ, æn aɪ spˈæʃləs wˈɪd ʃˈɜːpɹaɪz, æn hiː ðə nˈɛkst mˈɪnɪt ˌʌp wˈɪd ðɪ ˈaɪɹənˌɪn blˈæŋkɪt ænd pˈʊlᵻn ˈaʊt mˌiː bˈɑːks wˈɪd ɐ ʃˈoʊ ˈoʊ bˈeɪn slˈaɪ tə pˌʊt ðˌɛm ˈɪn.