text_original: The same day an Irish drummer, having heard of my misfortune, visited me, and after having condoled me on the chance of war, gave me to understand, that he was master of the sword, and would in a very short time instruct me so thoroughly in that noble science, that I should be able to chastise the old Gascon for his insolent boasting at my expense.
text_transcription: THE SAME DAY AN IRISH DRUMMER HAVING HEARD OF MY MISFORTUNE VISITED ME AND AFTER HAVING CONDOLED ME ON THE CHANCE OF WAR GAVE ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS MASTER OF THE SWORD AND WOULD IN A VERY SHORT TIME INSTRUCT ME SO THOROUGHLY IN THAT NOBLE SCIENCE THAT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHASTISE THE OLD GASCON FOR HIS INSOLENT BOASTING AT MY EXPENSE
phonemes: ðə sˈeɪm dˈeɪ ɐn ˈaɪɹɪʃ dɹˈʌmɚ, hˌævɪŋ hˈɜːd ʌv maɪ mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊn, vˈɪzɪɾᵻd mˌiː, ænd ˈæftɚ hˌævɪŋ kəndˈoʊld mˌiː ɔnðə tʃˈæns ʌv wˈɔːɹ, ɡˈeɪv mˌiː tʊ ˌʌndɚstˈænd, ðæt hiː wʌz mˈæstɚɹ ʌvðə sˈɔːɹd, ænd wʊd ɪn ɐ vˈɛɹi ʃˈɔːɹt tˈaɪm ɪnstɹˈʌkt mˌiː sˌoʊ θˈʌɹoʊli ɪn ðæt nˈoʊbəl sˈaɪəns, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd biː ˈeɪbəl tə tʃˈæstaɪz ðɪ ˈoʊld ɡˈæskən fɔːɹ hɪz ˈɪnsələnt bˈoʊstɪŋ æt maɪ ɛkspˈɛns.