text_original: Such wicked insolence appears Offensive to all pious ears. To flatter women by a metaphor! What profit could you hope to get of her? And, for her sake, turn base detractor Against your greatest benefactor. But we shall keep revenge in store If ever you provoke us more: For, since we know you walk a foot, We'll soundly drench your frieze surtout; Or may we never thunder throw, Nor souse to death a birth day beau.
text_transcription: SUCH WICKED INSOLENCE APPEARS OFFENSIVE TO ALL PIOUS EARS TO FLATTER WOMEN BY A METAPHOR WHAT PROFIT COULD YOU HOPE TO GET OF HER AND FOR HER SAKE TURN BASE DETRACTOR AGAINST YOUR GREATEST BENEFACTOR BUT WE SHALL KEEP REVENGE IN STORE IF EVER YOU PROVOKE US MORE FOR SINCE WE KNOW YOU WALK AFOOT WILL SOUNDLY DRENCH YOUR FRIEZE SURTOUT OR MAY WE NEVER THUNDER THROW NOR SOUST TO DEATH A BIRTHDAY BOW
phonemes: sˈʌtʃ wˈɪkᵻd ˈɪnsələns ɐpˈɪɹz əfˈɛnsɪv tʊ ˈɔːl pˈaɪəs ˈɪɹz. tə flˈæɾɚ wˈɪmɪn baɪ ɐ mˈɛɾəfˌɔːɹ! wˌʌt pɹˈɑːfɪt kʊd juː hˈoʊp tə ɡˈɛt ʌv hɜː? ænd, fɔːɹ hɜː sˈeɪk, tˈɜːn bˈeɪs dɪtɹˈæktɚɹ ɐɡˈɛnst jʊɹ ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst bˈɛnɪfˌæktɚ. bˌʌt wiːʃˌɐl kˈiːp ɹᵻvˈɛndʒ ɪn stˈɔːɹ ɪf ˈɛvɚ juː pɹəvˈoʊk ˌʌs mˈɔːɹ: fɔːɹ, sˈɪns wiː nˈoʊ juː wˈɔːk ɐ fˈʊt, wiːl sˈaʊndli dɹˈɛntʃ jʊɹ fɹˈiːz sˈɜːɾaʊt; ɔːɹ mˈeɪ wiː nˈɛvɚ θˈʌndɚ θɹˈoʊ, nˈɔːɹ sˈaʊs tə dˈɛθ ɐ bˈɜːθ dˈeɪ bˈoʊ.