text_original: Then my chum asked Pa if he didn't want to come up and take the grand bumper degree, and Pa laffed and said he didn't care if he did, just to encourage us boys in innocent pastime that was so improving to our intellex.
text_transcription: THEN MY CHUM ASKED PA IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME UP AND TAKE THE GRAND BUMPER DEGREE AND PAUGHED AND SAID HE DIDN'T CARE IF HE DID JUST TO ENCOURAGE US BOYS IN INNOCENT PASTIME THAT WAS SO IMPROVING TO OUR INTELLEC
phonemes: ðˈɛn maɪ tʃˈʌm ˈæskt pˈɑː ɪf hiː dˈɪdnt wˈɔnt tə kˈʌm ˌʌp ænd tˈeɪk ðə ɡɹˈænd bˈʌmpɚ dᵻɡɹˈiː, ænd pˈɑː lˈæft ænd sˈɛd hiː dˈɪdnt kˈɛɹ ɪf hiː dˈɪd, dʒˈʌst tʊ ɛŋkˈɜːɹɪdʒ ˌʌs bˈɔɪz ɪn ˈɪnəsənt pˈæstaɪm ðæt wʌz sˌoʊ ɪmpɹˈuːvɪŋ tʊ ˌaʊɚɹ ɪntˈɛlɛks.