text_original: After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious. This is what the cronies said to each other: "'What is them things, Ike?' "'Hand grenades.' "'What's hand grenades?' "'I don't know what was in 'em at first, but they're full of kerosene oil now.' "We canceled the policy."
text_transcription: AFTER I HAD SEEN THEM PROPERLY DISTRIBUTED I SENT AN OLD CHUM OF HIS UP TO GET THE REAL LAY OF THE LAND FOR I WAS STILL SUSPICIOUS THIS IS WHAT THE CRONIES SAID TO EACH OTHER WHAT IS THEM THINGS IKE HAND GRENADES WHAT'S HAND GRENADES I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS IN EM AT FIRST BUT THEY'RE FULL OF KEROSENE OIL WE CANCELLED THE POLICY
phonemes: ˈæftɚɹ aɪ hæd sˈiːn ðˌɛm pɹˈɑːpɚli dˈɪstɹɪbjˌuːɾᵻd, aɪ sˈɛnt ɐn ˈoʊld tʃˈʌm ʌv hɪz ˌʌp tə ɡɛt ðə ɹˈiːəl lˈeɪ ʌvðə lˈænd, fɔːɹ aɪ wʌz stˈɪl səspˈɪʃəs. ðɪs ɪz wʌt ðə kɹˈoʊniz sˈɛd tʊ ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚ: "wˌʌt ɪz ðˌɛm θˈɪŋz, ˈaɪk? "hˈænd ɡɹənˈeɪdz. "wˌʌts hˈænd ɡɹənˈeɪdz? "aɪ dˈoʊnt nˈoʊ wʌt wʌz ɪn ˈɛm æt fˈɜːst, bˌʌt ðeɪɚ fˈʊl ʌv kˈɛɹəsˌiːn ˈɔɪl nˈaʊ. "wiː kˈænsəld ðə pˈɑːlɪsi."