text_original: If so be your shipmates are jolly boys, and won't flinch, you shall see, you shall see; egad, I'll play him such a salt water trick I'll bring him to the gangway and anoint him with a cat and nine tails; he shall have a round dozen doubled, my lad, he shall—and be left lashed to his meditations."
text_transcription: IF SO BE YOUR SHIPMATES ARE JOLLY BOYS AND WON'T FLINCH YOU SHALL SEE YOU SHALL SEE YE CAD I'LL PLAY HIM SUCH A SALT WATER TRICK I'LL BRING HIM TO THE GANGWAY AND ANOINT HIM WITH A CAT IN NINE TAILS HE SHALL HAVE A ROUND DOZEN DOUBLE MY LAD HE SHALL AND BE LEFT LASHED TO HIS MEDITATIONS
phonemes: ɪf sˌoʊ biː jʊɹ ʃˈɪpmeɪts ɑːɹ dʒˈɑːli bˈɔɪz, ænd woʊnt flˈɪntʃ, juː ʃˌæl sˈiː, juː ʃˌæl sˈiː; ˈɛɡæd, aɪl plˈeɪ hˌɪm sˈʌtʃ ɐ sˈɔlt wˈɔːɾɚ tɹˈɪk aɪl bɹˈɪŋ hˌɪm tə ðə ɡˈæŋweɪ ænd ɐnˈɔɪnt hˌɪm wɪð ɐ kˈæt ænd nˈaɪn tˈeɪlz; hiː ʃˌæl hæv ɐ ɹˈaʊnd dˈʌzən dˈʌbəld, maɪ lˈæd, hiː ʃˈæl—ænd biː lˈɛft lˈæʃt tə hɪz mˌɛdɪtˈeɪʃənz."