text_original: I had no sooner armed myself in this manner, than Gawky and his father in law retired in such a hurry, that the one overturned the other, and they rolled together down stairs, while my mistress swooned away with fear, and her daughter asked if I intended to murder her.
text_transcription: I HAD NO SOONER ARMED MYSELF IN THIS MANNER THAN GAWKY AND HIS FATHER IN LAW RETIRED IN SUCH A HURRY THAT THE ONE OVERTURNED THE OTHER AND THEY ROLLED TOGETHER DOWN STAIRS WHILE MY MISTRESS SWOONED AWAY WITH FEAR AND HER DAUGHTER ASKED IF I INTENDED TO MURDER HER
phonemes: aɪ hæd nˈoʊ sˈuːnɚɹ ˈɑːɹmd maɪsˈɛlf ɪn ðɪs mˈænɚ, ðɐn ɡˈɔːki ænd hɪz fˈɑːðɚɹ ɪn lˈɔː ɹᵻtˈaɪɚd ɪn sˈʌtʃ ɐ hˈɜːɹi, ðætðə wˈʌn ˌoʊvɚtˈɜːnd ðɪ ˈʌðɚ, ænd ðeɪ ɹˈoʊld təɡˌɛðɚ dˌaʊn stˈɛɹz, wˌaɪl maɪ mˈɪstɹəs swˈuːnd ɐwˈeɪ wɪð fˈɪɹ, ænd hɜː dˈɔːɾɚɹ ˈæskt ɪf aɪ ɪntˈɛndᵻd tə mˈɜːdɚ hɜː.