text_original: AN EPITAPH Here lies the body of Susan Lowder Who burst while drinking Seidlitz powder.
text_transcription: AN EPITAPH HERE LIES THE BODY OF SUSAN LOUDER WHO BURST WHILE DRINKING SIDELITZ POWDER
phonemes: ɐn ˈɛpɪtˌæf hˈɪɹ lˈaɪz ðə bˈɑːdi ʌv sˈuːzən lˈoʊdɚ hˌuː bˈɜːst wˌaɪl dɹˈɪŋkɪŋ sˈeɪdlɪts pˈaʊdɚ.