text_original: Did I lave fur that? Faix an' didn't he get me into trouble wid my missus, the haythin? You're aware yerself how the boondles comin' from the grocery often contains more'n'll go into anything dacently.
text_transcription: DID I LIVE FOR THAT FIX AND DIDN'T HE GET ME INTO TROUBLE WID MY MISSES THE HAVEN YOU'RE AWARE YOURSELF HOW THE BOONDRILS COMIN FROM THE GROCERY OFTEN CONTAINS MORE'N'LL GO INTO ANYTHING DACENTLY
phonemes: dˈɪd aɪ lˈeɪv fˈɜː ðˈæt? fˈeɪks æn dˈɪdnt hiː ɡɛt mˌiː ˌɪntʊ tɹˈʌbəl wˈɪd maɪ mˈɪsəs, ðə hˈeɪθɪn? jʊɹ ɐwˈɛɹ jɜːsˈɛlf hˌaʊ ðə bˈuːndəlz kˈɑːmɪn fɹʌmðə ɡɹˈoʊsɚɹi ˈɔfən kəntˈeɪnz mˈɔːɹnəl ɡˌoʊ ˌɪntʊ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ dˈeɪsəntli.