text_original: I had dressed myself to the greatest advantage; that is, put on a clean ruffled shirt, and my best thread stockings: my hair (which was of the deepest red) hung down upon my shoulders, as lank and straight as a pound of candles; and the skirts of my coat reached to the middle of my leg; my waistcoat and breeches were of the same piece, and cut in the same taste; and my hat very much resembled a barber's basin, in the shallowness of the crown and narrowness of the brim.
text_transcription: I ADDRESSED MYSELF TO THE GREATEST ADVANTAGE THAT IS PUT ON A CLEAN RUFFLED SHIRT AND MY BEST THREAD STOCKINGS MY HAIR WHICH WAS OF THE DEEPEST RED HUNG DOWN UPON MY SHOULDERS AS LANK AND STRAIGHT AS A POUND OF CANDLES AND THE SKIRTS OF MY COAT REACHED TO THE MIDDLE OF MY LEG MY WAISTCOAT AND BREECHES WERE OF THE SAME PIECE AND CUT IN THE SAME TASTE AND MY HAT VERY MUCH RESEMBLED A BARBER'S BASIN IN THE SHALLOWNESS OF THE CROWN AND NARROWNESS OF THE BRIM
phonemes: aɪ hæd dɹˈɛst maɪsˈɛlf tə ðə ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst ɐdvˈæntɪdʒ; ðæt ˈɪz, pˌʊt ˌɔn ɐ klˈiːn ɹˈʌfəld ʃˈɜːt, ænd maɪ bˈɛst θɹˈɛd stˈɑːkɪŋz: maɪ hˈɛɹ (wˌɪtʃ wʌz ʌvðə dˈiːpɪst ɹˈɛd) hˈʌŋ dˌaʊn əpˌɑːn maɪ ʃˈoʊldɚz, æz lˈæŋk ænd stɹˈeɪt æz ɐ pˈaʊnd ʌv kˈændəlz; ænd ðə skˈɜːts ʌv maɪ kˈoʊt ɹˈiːtʃt tə ðə mˈɪdəl ʌv maɪ lˈɛɡ; maɪ wˈeɪstkoʊt ænd bɹˈiːtʃᵻz wɜːɹ ʌvðə sˈeɪm pˈiːs, ænd kˈʌt ɪnðə sˈeɪm tˈeɪst; ænd maɪ hˈæt vˈɛɹi mˈʌtʃ ɹᵻzˈɛmbəld ɐ bˈɑːɹbɚz bˈeɪsən, ɪnðə ʃˈæloʊnəs ʌvðə kɹˈaʊn ænd nˈæɹoʊnəs ʌvðə bɹˈɪm.