text_original: You may remember, that, when you made your addresses to the fat widow who kept a public house at Islington, there was a report spread very much to the prejudice of your manhood, which coming to the ears of your mistress, you were discarded immediately: and I brought matters to a reconciliation, by assuring her you had three bastards at nurse in the country.
text_transcription: YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ADDRESSES TO THE FAT WIDOW WHO KEPT A PUBLIC HOUSE AT ISINGTON THERE WAS A REPORT SPREAD VERY MUCH TO THE PREJUDICE OF YOUR MANHOOD WHICH COMING TO THE EARS OF YOUR MISTRESS YOU WERE DISCARDED IMMEDIATELY AND I BROUGHT MATTERS TO A RECONCILIATION BY ASSURING HER YOU HAD THREE BASTARDS AT NURSE IN THE COUNTRY
phonemes: juː mˈeɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ, ðˈæt, wˌɛn juː mˌeɪd jʊɹ ɐdɹˈɛsᵻz tə ðə fˈæt wˈɪdoʊ hˌuː kˈɛpt ɐ pˈʌblɪk hˈaʊs æɾ ˈɪslɪŋtən, ðɛɹwˌʌz ɐ ɹᵻpˈɔːɹt spɹˈɛd vˈɛɹi mˈʌtʃ tə ðə pɹˈɛdʒuːdɪs ʌv jʊɹ mˈænhʊd, wˌɪtʃ kˈʌmɪŋ tə ðɪ ˈɪɹz ʌv jʊɹ mˈɪstɹəs, juː wɜː dɪskˈɑːɹdᵻd ɪmˈiːdɪətli: ænd aɪ bɹˈɔːt mˈæɾɚz tʊ ɐ ɹˌɛkənsˌɪlɪˈeɪʃən, baɪ əʃˈʊɹɹɪŋ hɜː juː hæd θɹˈiː bˈæstɚdz æt nˈɜːs ɪnðə kˈʌntɹi.