text_original: ] Some critic may object, perhaps, That clouds are blamed for giving claps; But what, alas! are claps ethereal, Compared for mischief to venereal?
text_transcription: SOME CRITIC MAY OBJECT PERHAPS THAT CLOUDS ARE BLAMED FOR GIVING CLAPS BUT WHAT ALAS ARE CLAPS ETHEREAL COMPARED FOR MISCHIEF TOO VENEREAL
phonemes: ] sˌʌm kɹˈɪɾɪk mˈeɪ ɑːbdʒˈɛkt, pɚhˈæps, ðæt klˈaʊdz ɑːɹ blˈeɪmd fɔːɹ ɡˈɪvɪŋ klˈæps; bˌʌt wˈʌt, ɐlˈæs! ɑːɹ klˈæps iːθˈiəɹɪəl, kəmpˈɛɹd fɔːɹ mˈɪstʃɪf tə vɛnˈiəɹɪəl?