text_original: DR. HELSHAM'S ANSWER The Doctor's first rhyme would make any Jew sick: I know it has made a fine lady in blue sick, For which she is gone in a coach to Killbrew sick, Like a hen I once had, from a fox when she flew sick: Last Monday a lady at St. Patrick's did spew sick: And made all the rest of the folks in the pew sick, The surgeon who bled her his lancet out drew sick, And stopp'd the distemper, as being but new sick.
text_transcription: DOCTOR HELSHAM'S ANSWER THE DOCTOR'S FIRST RHYME WOULD MAKE ANY JUIC I KNOW IT IS MADE A FINE LADY IN BLUESICK FOR WHICH SHE HAS GONE IN A COACH TO KILL BRUSICK LIKE A HEN I ONCE HAD FROM A FOX WHEN SHE FLEW SICK LAST MONDAY A LADY AT SAINT PATRICK'S DID SPUSICK AND MADE ALL THE REST OF THE FOLKS IN THE PUSIC THE SURGEON WHO BLED HER HIS LANCET OUTGREW SICK AND STOPPED THE DISTEMPER AS BEING BUT MUSIC
phonemes: dˌiːˈɑːɹ. hˈɛlʃæmz ˈænsɚ ðə dˈɑːktɚz fˈɜːst ɹˈaɪm wʊd mˌeɪk ˌɛni dʒˈuː sˈɪk: aɪ nˈoʊ ɪt hɐz mˌeɪd ɐ fˈaɪn lˈeɪdi ɪn blˈuː sˈɪk, fɔːɹ wˌɪtʃ ʃiː ɪz ɡɔn ɪn ɐ kˈoʊtʃ tə kˈɪlbɹuː sˈɪk, lˈaɪk ɐ hˈɛn aɪ wˈʌns hˌæd, fɹʌm ɐ fˈɑːks wɛn ʃiː flˈuː sˈɪk: lˈæst mˈʌndeɪ ɐ lˈeɪdi æt sənt. pˈætɹɪks dˈɪd spjˈuː sˈɪk: ænd mˌeɪd ˈɔːl ðə ɹˈɛst ʌvðə fˈoʊks ɪnðə pjˈuː sˈɪk, ðə sˈɜːdʒən hˌuː blˈɛd hɜː hɪz lˈænsɪt ˈaʊt dɹˈuː sˈɪk, ænd stˈɑːpd ðə dɪstˈɛmpɚ, æz bˌiːɪŋ bˌʌt nˈuː sˈɪk.