text_original: In spite of all these difficulties and disgraces, I became a good proficient in the Latin tongue; and, as soon as I could write tolerably, pestered my grandfather with letters to such a degree that he sent for my master, and chid him severely for bestowing such pains on my education, telling him that, if ever I should be brought to the gallows for forgery, which he had taught me to commit, my blood would lie on his head.
text_transcription: IN SPITE OF ALL THESE DIFFICULTIES AND DISGRACES I BECAME A GOOD PROFICIENT IN THE LATIN TONGUE AND AS SOON AS I COULD WRITE TOLERABLY PESTERED MY GRANDFATHER WITH LETTERS TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT HE SENT FOR MY MASTER AND CHID HIM SEVERELY FOR BESTOWING SUCH PAINS ON MY EDUCATION TELLING HIM THAT IF EVER I SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO THE GALLOWS FOR FORGERY WHICH HE HAD TAUGHT ME TO COMMIT MY BLOOD WOULD LIE ON HIS HEAD
phonemes: ɪn spˈaɪt ʌv ˈɔːl ðiːz dˈɪfɪkˌʌltiz ænd dɪsɡɹˈeɪsᵻz, aɪ bɪkˌeɪm ɐ ɡˈʊd pɹəfˈɪʃənt ɪnðə lˈætɪn tˈʌŋ; ænd, æz sˈuːn æz aɪ kʊd ɹˈaɪt tˈɑːlɚɹəbli, pˈɛstɚd maɪ ɡɹˈændfɑːðɚ wɪð lˈɛɾɚz tə sˈʌtʃ ɐ dᵻɡɹˈiː ðæt hiː sˈɛnt fɔːɹ maɪ mˈæstɚ, ænd tʃˈɪd hˌɪm sᵻvˈɪɹli fɔːɹ bᵻstˈoʊɪŋ sˈʌtʃ pˈeɪnz ˌɔn maɪ ˌɛdʒuːkˈeɪʃən, tˈɛlɪŋ hˌɪm ðˈæt, ɪf ˈɛvɚɹ aɪ ʃˌʊd biː bɹˈɔːt tə ðə ɡˈæloʊz fɔːɹ fˈɔːɹdʒɚɹi, wˌɪtʃ hiː hæd tˈɔːt mˌiː tə kəmˈɪt, maɪ blˈʌd wʊd lˈaɪ ˌɔn hɪz hˈɛd.