text_original: With these words, he pulled out of his pocket a wax candle's end, which he applied to his forehead; and upon examination, I found had combed his own hair over the toupee of his wig, and was, indeed, in his whole dress, become a very smart shaver. I congratulated him on his prospect with a satirical smile, which he understood very well; and, shaking his head, observed, I had very little faith, but the truth would come to light in spite of my incredulity.
text_transcription: WITH THESE WORDS HE PULLED OUT OF HIS POCKET A WAX CANDLE'S END WHICH HE APPLIED TO HIS FOREHEAD AND UPON EXAMINATION I FOUND HAD COMBED HIS OWN HAIR OVER THE TOPE OF HIS WIG AND WAS INDEED IN HIS WHOLE DRESS BECOME A VERY SMART SHAVER I CONGRATULATED HIM ON HIS PROSPECT WITH A SATIRICAL SMILE WHICH HE UNDERSTOOD VERY WELL AND SHAKING HIS HEAD OBSERVED I HAD VERY LITTLE FAITH BUT THE TRUTH WOULD COME TO LIGHT IN SPITE OF MY INCREDULITY
phonemes: wɪð ðiːz wˈɜːdz, hiː pˈʊld ˌaʊɾəv hɪz pˈɑːkɪt ɐ wˈæks kˈændəlz ˈɛnd, wˌɪtʃ hiː ɐplˈaɪd tə hɪz fˈɔːɹhɛd; ænd əpˌɑːn ɛɡzˌæmᵻnˈeɪʃən, aɪ fˈaʊnd hæd kˈoʊmd hɪz ˈoʊn hˈɛɹ ˌoʊvɚ ðə tˈuːpeɪ ʌv hɪz wˈɪɡ, ænd wʌz, ˌɪndˈiːd, ɪn hɪz hˈoʊl dɹˈɛs, bɪkˌʌm ɐ vˈɛɹi smˈɑːɹt ʃˈeɪvɚ. aɪ kəŋɡɹˈætʃʊlˌeɪɾᵻd hˌɪm ˌɔn hɪz pɹˈɑːspɛkt wɪð ɐ sɐtˈɪɹɪkəl smˈaɪl, wˌɪtʃ hiː ˌʌndɚstˈʊd vˈɛɹi wˈɛl; ænd, ʃˈeɪkɪŋ hɪz hˈɛd, əbzˈɜːvd, aɪ hæd vˈɛɹi lˈɪɾəl fˈeɪθ, bˌʌt ðə tɹˈuːθ wʊd kˈʌm tə lˈaɪt ɪn spˈaɪt ʌv maɪ ɪŋkɹɪdʒˈuːlᵻɾi.