text_original: How came the scissars to be thus outdone? The needle had an eye, and they had none. O wondrous force of art! now look at Dan   You'll swear the pasteboard was the better man. "The devil!" says he, "the head is not so full!" Indeed it is  behold the paper skull. THO. SHERIDAN _sculp._ ON THE SAME If you say this was made for friend Dan, you belie it, I'll swear he's so like it that he was made by it. THO. SHERIDAN _sculp.
text_transcription: HOW CAME THE SCISSARS TO BE THUS OUTDONE THE NEEDLE HAD AN EYE AND THEY HAD NONE O WONDROUS FORCE OF ART NOW LOOK AT DAN YOU'LL SWEAR THAT PASTEBOARD WAS THEE BETTER MAN THE DEVIL SAYS HE THE HEAD IS NOT SO FULL INDEED IT IS BEHOLD THEE PAPER SKULL THOMAS SHERIDAN SCOPE ON THE SAME IF YOU SAY THIS WAS MADE FOR FRIEND DAN YOU BELIAT I'LL SWEAR HE'S SO LIKE IT THAT HE WAS MADE BY IT THOMAS SHERIDAN SCULP
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