text_original: When a story is told of any great general, he immediately matches it with one of himself, though he is often unhappy in his invention, and commits such gross blunders in the detail, that everybody is in pain for him.
text_transcription: WHEN A STORY IS TOLD OF ANY GREAT GENERAL HE IMMEDIATELY MATCHES IT WITH ONE OF HIMSELF THOUGH HE IS OFTEN UNHAPPY IN HIS INVENTION AND COMMITS SUCH GROSS BLUNDERS IN THE DETAIL THAT EVERYBODY IS IN PAIN FOR HIM
phonemes: wˌɛn ɐ stˈɔːɹi ɪz tˈoʊld ʌv ˌɛni ɡɹˈeɪt dʒˈɛnɚɹəl, hiː ɪmˈiːdɪətli mˈætʃᵻz ɪt wɪð wˈʌn ʌv hɪmsˈɛlf, ðˌoʊ hiː ɪz ˈɔfən ʌnhˈæpi ɪn hɪz ɪnvˈɛnʃən, ænd kəmˈɪts sˈʌtʃ ɡɹˈoʊs blˈʌndɚz ɪnðə diːtˈeɪl, ðæt ˈɛvɹɪbˌɑːdi ɪz ɪn pˈeɪn fɔːɹ hˌɪm.