text_original: Bruin was exhibited in the garb and attitude of an old, toothless, drunken soldier; the owl perched upon the handle of a coffee pot, with spectacle on nose, seemed to contemplate a newspaper; and the ass, ornamented with a huge tie wig (which, however, could not conceal his long ears), sat for his picture to the monkey, who appeared with the implements of painting.
text_transcription: RUIN WAS EXHIBITED IN THE GARB AND ATTITUDE OF AN OLD TOOTHLESS DRUNKEN SOLDIER THE OWL PERCHED UPON THE HANDLE OF A COFFEE POT WITH SPECTACLE ON NOSE SEEMED TO CONTEMPLATE A NEWSPAPER AND THE ASS ORNAMENTED WITH A HUGE TYE WIG WHICH HOWEVER COULD NOT CONCEAL HIS LONG EARS SAT FIRST PICTURE TO THE MONKEY WHO APPEARED WITH THE IMPLEMENTS OF PAINTING
phonemes: bɹˈuːɪn wʌz ɛɡzˈɪbɪɾᵻd ɪnðə ɡˈɑːɹb ænd ˈæɾɪtˌuːd əvən ˈoʊld, tˈuːθləs, dɹˈʌŋkən sˈoʊldʒɚ; ðɪ ˈaʊl pˈɜːtʃt əpˌɑːn ðə hˈændəl əvə kˈɔfi pˈɑːt, wɪð spˈɛktəkəl ˌɔn nˈoʊz, sˈiːmd tə kˈɑːntəmplˌeɪt ɐ nˈuːzpeɪpɚ; ænd ðɪ ˈæs, ˈɔːɹnəmˌɛntᵻd wɪð ɐ hjˈuːdʒ tˈaɪ wˈɪɡ (wˈɪtʃ, haʊˈɛvɚ, kʊd nˌɑːt kənsˈiːl hɪz lˈɔŋ ˈɪɹz), sˈæt fɔːɹ hɪz pˈɪktʃɚ tə ðə mˈʌŋki, hˌuː ɐpˈɪɹd wɪððɪ ˈɪmplɪmənts ʌv pˈeɪntɪŋ.