text_original: POSTSCRIPT Lean Tom, when I saw him last week on his horse awry, Threaten'd loudly to turn me to stone with his sorcery, But, I think, little Dan, that in spite of what our foe says, He will find I read Ovid and his Metamorphoses, For omitting the first (where I make a comparison, With a sort of allusion to Putland or Harrison) Yet, by my description, you'll find he in short is A pack and a garran, a top and a tortoise.
text_transcription: POSTSCRIPT LEAN TOM WHEN I SAW HIM LAST WEEK ON HIS HORSE ARRIVE THREATENED LOUDLY TO TURN ME TO STONE WITH HIS SORCERY BUT I THINK LITTLE DAN THAT IN SPITE OF WHAT OUR FOE SAYS HE WILL FIND I READ OF IT AND HIS METAMORPHOSES FOR OMITTING THE FIRST WHERE I MAKE A COMPARISON WITH A SORT OF ALLUSION TO PUTLAND OR HARRISON YET BY MY DESCRIPTION YOU'LL FIND HE IN SHORT IS A PACK AND A GARREN A TOP AND A TORTOISE
phonemes: pˈoʊstskɹɪpt lˈiːn tˈɑːm, wˌɛn aɪ sˈɔː hˌɪm lˈæst wˈiːk ˌɔn hɪz hˈɔːɹs ɚɹˈaɪ, θɹˈɛʔn̩d lˈaʊdli tə tˈɜːn mˌiː tə stˈoʊn wɪð hɪz sˈɔːɹsɚɹi, bˌʌt, aɪ θˈɪŋk, lˈɪɾəl dˈæn, ðæt ɪn spˈaɪt ʌv wʌt ˌaʊɚ fˈoʊ sˈɛz, hiː wɪl fˈaɪnd aɪ ɹˈiːd ˈoʊvɪd ænd hɪz mˌɛɾəmˈɔːɹfoʊzᵻz, fɔːɹ oʊmˈɪɾɪŋ ðə fˈɜːst (wˌɛɹ aɪ mˌeɪk ɐ kəmpˈæɹɪsən, wɪð ɐ sˈɔːɹt ʌv ɐlˈuːʒən tə pˈʌtlənd ɔːɹ hˈæɹɪsən) jˈɛt, baɪ maɪ dᵻskɹˈɪpʃən, juːl fˈaɪnd hiː ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt ɪz ɐ pˈæk ænd ɐ ɡˈæɹən, ɐ tˈɑːp ænd ɐ tˈɔːɹɾəs.