text_original: You can get three times as much fun to the square inch of goat. You wouldn't think it was the same goat.
text_transcription: YOU CAN GET THREE TIMES AS MUCH FUN TO THE SQUARE INCH OF GOAT YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS THE SAME GOAT
phonemes: juː kæn ɡɛt θɹˈiː tˈaɪmz æz mˈʌtʃ fˈʌn tə ðə skwˈɛɹ ˈɪntʃ ʌv ɡˈoʊt. juː wˈʊdənt θˈɪŋk ɪt wʌzðə sˈeɪm ɡˈoʊt.