text_original: Whether it was owing to the simplicity of my answer, or the archness of the question, I know not, but every member at the board deigned to smile, except Mr. Snarler, who seemed to have very little of the 'animal risible' in his constitution.
text_transcription: WHETHER IT WAS OWING TO THE SIMPLICITY OF MY ANSWER OR THE ARCHNESS OF THE QUESTION I KNOW NOT BUT EVERY MEMBER OF THE BOARD DEIGNED TO SMILE EXCEPT MISTER SNARLER WHO SEEMED TO HAVE VERY LITTLE OF THE ANIMAL RISIBLE IN HIS CONSTITUTION
phonemes: wˈɛðɚɹ ɪt wʌz ˈoʊɪŋ tə ðə sɪmplˈɪsᵻɾi ʌv maɪ ˈænsɚ, ɔːɹ ðɪ ˌɑːɹtʃnˈɛs ʌvðə kwˈɛstʃən, aɪ nˈoʊ nˈɑːt, bˌʌt ˈɛvɹi mˈɛmbɚɹ æt ðə bˈɔːɹd dˈeɪnd tə smˈaɪl, ɛksˈɛpt mˈɪstɚ. snˈɑːɹlɚ, hˌuː sˈiːmd tə hæv vˈɛɹi lˈɪɾəl ʌvðə ˈænɪməl ɹˈɪzᵻbəl ɪn hɪz kˌɑːnstɪtˈuːʃən.