text_original: "Pah, pah!" cried Ranter, interrupting him, "the remedy is worse than the disease—I wish I knew where to find some tinder water." "Tinder water!" said the doctor; "Upon my word, I don't apprehend you, Mr. Ranter." "Water extracted from tinder," replied the other, "a universal specific for all distempers incident to man. It was invented by a learned German monk, who, for a valuable consideration, imparted the secret to Paracelsus."
text_transcription: PO PA PA CRIED RANTER INTERRUPTING HIM THE REMEDY IS WORSE THAN THE DISEASE I WISH I KNEW WHERE TO FIND SOME TINDER WATER TENDER WATER SAID THE DOCTOR UPON MY WORD I DON'T APPREHEND YOU MISTER RANTER WATER EXTRACTED FROM TINDER REPLIED THE OTHER A UNIVERSAL SPECIFIC FOR ALL DISTEMPERS INCIDENT TO MAN IT WAS INVENTED BY A LEARNED GERMAN MONK WHO FOR A VALUABLE CONSIDERATION IMPARTED THE SECRET TO PARACELSUS
phonemes: "pˈɑː, pˈɑː!" kɹˈaɪd ɹˈæntɚ, ˌɪntɚɹˈʌptɪŋ hˌɪm, "ðə ɹˈɛmədi ɪz wˈɜːs ðɐn ðə dɪzˈiːz—aɪ wˈɪʃ aɪ nˈuː wˌɛɹ tə fˈaɪnd sˌʌm tˈɪndɚ wˈɔːɾɚ." "tˈɪndɚ wˈɔːɾɚ!" sˈɛd ðə dˈɑːktɚ; "əpˌɑːn maɪ wˈɜːd, aɪ dˈoʊnt ˌæpɹihˈɛnd juː, mˈɪstɚ. ɹˈæntɚ." "wˈɔːɾɚɹ ɛkstɹˈæktᵻd fɹʌm tˈɪndɚ," ɹᵻplˈaɪd ðɪ ˈʌðɚ, "ɐ jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl spəsˈɪfɪk fɔːɹ ˈɔːl dɪstˈɛmpɚz ˈɪnsɪdənt tə mˈæn. ɪt wʌz ɪnvˈɛntᵻd baɪ ɐ lˈɜːnᵻd dʒˈɜːmən mˈʌŋk, hˈuː, fɚɹə vˈæljuːəbəl kənsˌɪdɚɹˈeɪʃən, ɪmpˈɑːɹɾᵻd ðə sˈiːkɹᵻt tə pˈæɹəsˌɛlsəs."