text_original: Though this new method may provoke your laughter, To act plays first, and understand them after; We do not care, for we will have our humour, And will try you, and you, and you, sir, and one or two more. Why don't you stir? there's not a man will budge; How much they've read, I leave you all to judge.
text_transcription: THOUGH THIS NEW METHOD MAY PROVOKE YOUR LAUGHTER TO ACT PLAYS FIRST AND UNDERSTAND THEM AFTER WE DO NOT CARE FOR WE WILL HAVE OUR HUMOUR AND WILL TRY YOU AND YOU AND YOU SIR AND ONE OR TWO MORE WHY DON'T YOU STIR THERE'S NOT A MAN WILL BUDGE HOW MUCH THEY'VE READ I LEAVE YOU ALL TO JUDGE
phonemes: ðˌoʊ ðɪs nˈuː mˈɛθəd mˈeɪ pɹəvˈoʊk jʊɹ lˈæftɚ, tʊ ˈækt plˈeɪz fˈɜːst, ænd ˌʌndɚstˈænd ðˌɛm ˈæftɚ; wiː duːnˌɑːt kˈɛɹ, fɔːɹ wiː wɪl hæv ˌaʊɚ hjˈuːmɚ, ænd wɪl tɹˈaɪ juː, ænd juː, ænd juː, sˌɜː, ænd wˈʌn ɔːɹ tˈuː mˈɔːɹ. wˌaɪ dˈoʊnt juː stˈɜː? ðɛɹz nˌɑːɾə mˈæn wɪl bˈʌdʒ; hˌaʊ mˈʌtʃ ðeɪv ɹˈɛd, aɪ lˈiːv juː ˈɔːl tə dʒˈʌdʒ.