text_original: Here he was interrupted by the arrival of a learned physician, who, advancing to the culprit with fury in his aspect, exclaimed, "Suppose the augmentation of the ass's ears should prove the diminution of the baboon's—nay, seek not to prevaricate, for, by the beard of Aesculapius!
text_transcription: HERE HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE ARRIVAL OF A LEARNED PHYSICIAN WHO ADVANCING TO THE CULPRIT WITH FURY IN HIS ASPECT EXCLAIMED SUPPOSE THE AUGMENTATION OF THE ASS'S EARS SHOULD PROVE THE DIMINUTION OF THE BABOONS NAY SEEK NOT TO PREVARICATE FOR BY THE BEARD OF ASCLEPIUS
phonemes: hˈɪɹ hiː wʌz ˌɪntɚɹˈʌptᵻd baɪ ðɪ ɚɹˈaɪvəl əvə lˈɜːnᵻd fɪzˈɪʃən, hˈuː, ɐdvˈænsɪŋ tə ðə kˈʌlpɹɪt wɪð fjˈʊɹɹi ɪn hɪz ˈæspɛkt, ɛksklˈeɪmd, "səpˈoʊz ðɪ ˌɔːɡmɛntˈeɪʃən ʌvðɪ ˈæsᵻz ˈɪɹz ʃˌʊd pɹˈuːv ðə dᵻmɪnˈuːʃən ʌvðə bæbˈuːnz—nˈeɪ, sˈiːk nˌɑːt tə pɹɪvˈæɹᵻkˌeɪt, fɔːɹ, baɪ ðə bˈɪɹd ʌv ˌiːskjʊlˈeɪpɪəs!