text_original: Ma wanted to come up, too, but we told her if she come in it would break up the lodge, 'cause a woman couldn't keep a secret, and we didn't have any side saddle for the goat. Say, if you never tried it, the next time you nishiate a man in your Mason's lodge you sprinkle a little kyan pepper on the goat's beard just before you turn him loose.
text_transcription: MA WANTED TO COME UP TOO BUT WE TOLD HER IF SHE COME IN IT WOULD BREAK UP THE LODGE CAUSE A WOMAN COULDN'T KEEP A SECRET AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY SIDE SADDLE FOR THE GOAT SAY IF YOU NEVER TRIED IT THE NEXT TIME YOU INITIATE A MAN IN YOUR MASON'S LODGE YOU SPRINKLE A LITTLE CAYENNE PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD JUST BEFORE YOU TURN HIM LOOSE
phonemes: mˈɑː wˈɔntᵻd tə kˈʌm ˈʌp, tˈuː, bˌʌt wiː tˈoʊld hɜː ɪf ʃiː kˈʌm ɪn ɪt wʊd bɹˈeɪk ˌʌp ðə lˈɑːdʒ, kˈɔːz ɐ wˈʊmən kˌʊdənt kˈiːp ɐ sˈiːkɹᵻt, ænd wiː dˈɪdnt hæv ˌɛni sˈaɪd sˈædəl fɚðə ɡˈoʊt. sˈeɪ, ɪf juː nˈɛvɚ tɹˈaɪd ɪt, ðə nˈɛkst tˈaɪm juː nˈɪʃɪˌeɪt ɐ mˈæn ɪn jʊɹ mˈeɪsənz lˈɑːdʒ juː spɹˈɪŋkəl ɐ lˈɪɾəl kˈaɪən pˈɛpɚɹ ɔnðə ɡˈoʊts bˈɪɹd dʒˈʌst bᵻfˌɔːɹ juː tˈɜːn hˌɪm lˈuːs.