text_original: "Why should I not be here?" "Of course! That is the one unanswerable question. But you must confess it is puzzling to those who thought of you as being elsewhere."
text_transcription: WHY SHOULD I NOT BE HERE OF COURSE THAT IS THE ONE UNANSWERABLE QUESTION BUT YOU MUST CONFESS IT IS PUZZLING TO THOSE WHO THOUGHT OF YOU AS BEING ELSEWHERE
phonemes: "wˌaɪ ʃˌʊd aɪ nˌɑːt biː hˈɪɹ?" "ʌv kˈɔːɹs! ðæt ɪz ðə wˈʌn ʌnˈænsɚɹəbəl kwˈɛstʃən. bˌʌt juː mˈʌst kənfˈɛs ɪɾ ɪz pˈʌzlɪŋ tə ðoʊz hˌuː θˈɔːt ʌv juː æz bˌiːɪŋ ˈɛlswɛɹ."