text_original: 5. Any Tailor who is so fond of garden stuff, as to cabbage half the cloth entrusted to him by any customer to make up, it shall be in the power of any magistrate to compel him either to walk nine times round St. Paul's with a sleeve board tied to his back, or to sit on his hot goose for one hour.
text_transcription: FIVE ANY TAILOR WHO IS SO FOND OF GARDEN STUFF AS TO CABBAGE HALF THE CLOTH ENTRUSTED TO HIM BY ANY CUSTOMER TO MAKE UP IT SHALL BE IN THE POWER OF ANY MAGISTRATE TO COMPEL HIM EITHER TO WALK NINE TIMES ROUND SAINT PAUL'S WITH A SLEEVE BOARD TIED TO HIS BACK OR TO SIT ON HIS HOT GOOSE FOR ONE HOUR
phonemes: fˈaɪv. ˌɛni tˈeɪlɚ hˌuː ɪz sˌoʊ fˈɑːnd ʌv ɡˈɑːɹdən stˈʌf, æz tə kˈæbɪdʒ hˈæf ðə klˈɔθ ɛntɹˈʌstᵻd tə hˌɪm baɪ ˌɛni kˈʌstəmɚ tə mˌeɪk ˈʌp, ɪt ʃˌæl biː ɪnðə pˈaʊɚɹ ʌv ˌɛni mˈædʒɪstɹˌeɪt tə kəmpˈɛl hˌɪm ˈiːðɚ tə wˈɔːk nˈaɪn tˈaɪmz ɹˈaʊnd sənt. pˈɔːlz wɪð ɐ slˈiːv bˈɔːɹd tˈaɪd tə hɪz bˈæk, ɔːɹ tə sˈɪt ˌɔn hɪz hˈɑːt ɡˈuːs fɔːɹ wˈʌn ˈaʊɚ.