text_original: The Swiss holds a paper through his porthole; the shifty Usher snatches it, and returns. Terms of surrender: Pardon, immunity to all!
text_transcription: THE SWISS HOLDS A PAPER THROUGH HIS PORT HOLE THE SHIFTY YOU SHARE SNATCHES IT AND RETURNS TERMS OF SURRENDER PARDON IMMUNITY TO ALL
phonemes: ðə swˈɪs hˈoʊldz ɐ pˈeɪpɚ θɹuː hɪz pˈɔːɹthoʊl; ðə ʃˈɪfti ˈʌʃɚ snˈætʃᵻz ɪt, ænd ɹᵻtˈɜːnz. tˈɜːmz ʌv sɚɹˈɛndɚ: pˈɑːɹdən, ɪmjˈuːnᵻɾi tʊ ˈɔːl!