text_original: My shoes I call Pope Pius; my trowsers" and braces, Calcraft; my waistcoat and shirt, Jael Denny; and my coat, Love Letters. A man must show a sense of gratitude in the best way he can.  EXPERIENCE OF A RUNNING PATTERER.
text_transcription: MY SHOES I CALL POPE PIOUS MY TROUSERS AND MY BRACES CALL CRAFT MY WAISTCOAT AND SHIRT JAIL DENNY AND MY COAT LOVE LETTERS A MAN MUST SHOW A SENSE OF GRATITUDE IN THE BEST WAY HE CAN EXPERIENCE OF A RUNNING PATTERER
phonemes: maɪ ʃˈuːz aɪ kˈɔːl pˈoʊp pˈaɪəs; maɪ tɹˈoʊzɚz" ænd bɹˈeɪsᵻz, kˈælkɹæft; maɪ wˈeɪstkoʊt ænd ʃˈɜːt, jˈeɪl dˈɛni; ænd maɪ kˈoʊt, lˈʌv lˈɛɾɚz. ɐ mˈæn mˈʌst ʃˈoʊ ɐ sˈɛns ʌv ɡɹˈæɾɪtˌuːd ɪnðə bˈɛst wˈeɪ hiː kˈæn.  ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns əvɚ ɹˈʌnɪŋ pˈæɾɚɹɚ.