text_original: Any boy over the age of seven years, who shall be found with a pea shooter concealed about him, shall be apprehended as a Fenian, and be debarred from playing at cat for a fortnight.
text_transcription: ANY BOY OVER THE AGE OF SEVEN YEARS WHO SHALL BE FOUND WITH A PEA SHOOTER CONCEALED ABOUT HIM SHALL BE APPREHENDED AS ATHENIAN AND BE DEBARRED FROM PLAYING AT CAT FOR A FORTNIGHT
phonemes: ˌɛni bˈɔɪ ˌoʊvɚ ðɪ ˈeɪdʒ ʌv sˈɛvən jˈɪɹz, hˌuː ʃˌæl biː fˈaʊnd wɪð ɐ pˈiː ʃˈuːɾɚ kənsˈiːld ɐbˈaʊt hˌɪm, ʃˌæl biː ˌæpɹihˈɛndᵻd æz ɐ fˈiːniən, ænd biː dᵻbˈɑːɹd fɹʌm plˈeɪɪŋ æt kˈæt fɚɹə fˈɔːɹtnaɪt.