text_original: Bread!' Shifty Maillard, translating frenzy into articulation; repressive with the one hand, expostulative with the other, does his best; and really, though not bred to public speaking, manages rather well:—In the present dreadful rarity of grains, a Deputation of Female Citizens has, as the august Assembly can discern, come out from Paris to petition.
text_transcription: BREAD SHIFTY MIRE TRANSLATING FRENZY INTO ARTICULATION REPRESSIVE WITH THE ONE HAND IS SPOTULATIVE WITH THE OTHER DOES HIS BEST AND REALLY THOUGH NOT BRED TO PUBLIC SPEAKING MANAGES RATHER WELL IN THE PRESENT DREADFUL RARITY OF GRAINS A DEPUTATION OF FEMALE CITIZENS HAS AS THE AUGUST ASSEMBLY CAN DISCERN COME OUT FROM PARIS TO PETITION
phonemes: bɹˈɛd!ʃˈɪfti mˈeɪlɑːɹd, tɹænslˈeɪɾɪŋ fɹˈɛnzi ˌɪntʊ ɑːɹtˌɪkjʊlˈeɪʃən; ɹᵻpɹˈɛsɪv wɪððə wˈʌn hˈænd, ɛkspˈɔstuːlətˌɪv wɪððɪ ˈʌðɚ, dˈʌz hɪz bˈɛst; ænd ɹˈiəli, ðˌoʊ nˌɑːt bɹˈɛd tə pˈʌblɪk spˈiːkɪŋ, mˈænɪdʒᵻz ɹˈæðɚ wˈɛl:—ɪnðə pɹˈɛzənt dɹˈɛdfəl ɹˈɛɹəɾi ʌv ɡɹˈeɪnz, ɐ dˌɛpjuːtˈeɪʃən ʌv fˈiːmeɪl sˈɪɾɪzənz hˈæz, æz ðɪ ˈɔːɡəst ɐsˈɛmbli kæn dɪsˈɜːn, kˈʌm ˈaʊt fɹʌm pˈæɹɪs tə pətˈɪʃən.