text_original: In flames, truly,—were it not that Usher Maillard, swift of foot, shifty of head, has returned!
text_transcription: INFLAMES TRULY WERE IT NOT THAT USHERE MAILLARD SWIFT OF FOOT SHIFTY OF HEAD HAS RETURNED
phonemes: ɪn flˈeɪmz, tɹˈuːli,—wɜːɹ ɪt nˌɑːt ðæt ˈʌʃɚ mˈeɪlɑːɹd, swˈɪft ʌv fˈʊt, ʃˈɪfti ʌv hˈɛd, hɐz ɹᵻtˈɜːnd!