text_original: Any lady over the age of seventy, who shall drink more than three quarterns of gin before breakfast, unless she shall be suffering from the cholic, shall be kept without snuff for a fortnight.
text_transcription: ANY LADY OVER THE AGE OF SEVENTY WHO SHALL DRINK MORE THAN THREE QUARTERNS OF GIN BEFORE BREAKFAST UNLESS SHE SHALL BE SUFFERING FROM COLIC SHALL BE KEPT WITHOUT SNUFF FOR A FORTNIGHT
phonemes: ˌɛni lˈeɪdi ˌoʊvɚ ðɪ ˈeɪdʒ ʌv sˈɛvənti, hˌuː ʃˌæl dɹˈɪŋk mˈɔːɹ ðɐn θɹˈiː kwˈɔːɹtɚnz ʌv dʒˈɪn bᵻfˌɔːɹ bɹˈɛkfəst, ʌnlˈɛs ʃiː ʃˌæl biː sˈʌfɚɹɪŋ fɹʌmðə kˈɑːlɪk, ʃˌæl biː kˈɛpt wɪðˌaʊt snˈʌf fɚɹə fˈɔːɹtnaɪt.