text_original: His wife, being Irish, condones it, because she happens to understand it, but there are moments, we all know, when even the very best and most appreciative women refuse to understand _anything_. This is one of them.
text_transcription: HIS WIFE BEING IRISH CONDONES IT BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO UNDERSTAND IT BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS WE ALL KNOW WHEN EVEN THE VERY BEST AND MOST APPRECIATIVE WOMEN REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THIS IS ONE OF THEM
phonemes: hɪz wˈaɪf, bˌiːɪŋ ˈaɪɹɪʃ, kəndˈoʊnz ɪt, bɪkˈʌz ʃiː hˈæpənz tʊ ˌʌndɚstˈænd ɪt, bˌʌt ðɛɹˌɑːɹ mˈoʊmənts, wiː ˈɔːl nˈoʊ, wˌɛn ˈiːvən ðə vˈɛɹi bˈɛst ænd mˈoʊst ɐpɹˈiːʃiətˌɪv wˈɪmɪn ɹᵻfjˈuːz tʊ ˌʌndɚstˈænd ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ. ðɪs ɪz wˈʌn ʌv ðˌɛm.