text_original: He hoped he might be forgiven for smiling, when he found that such a collection of rubbish was idolized with such pomp, and had even the virtue of expelling demons.
text_transcription: HE HOPED HE MIGHT BE FORGIVEN FOR SMILING WHEN HE FOUND THAT SUCH A COLLECTION OF RUBBISH WAS IDOLIZED WITH SUCH POMP AND HAD EVEN THE VIRTUE OF EXPELLING DEMONS
phonemes: hiː hˈoʊpt hiː mˌaɪt biː fɚɡˈɪvən fɔːɹ smˈaɪlɪŋ, wˌɛn hiː fˈaʊnd ðæt sˈʌtʃ ɐ kəlˈɛkʃən ʌv ɹˈʌbɪʃ wʌz ˈaɪdəlˌaɪzd wɪð sˈʌtʃ pˈɑːmp, ænd hæd ˈiːvən ðə vˈɜːtʃuː ʌv ɛkspˈɛlɪŋ dˈiːmənz.