text_original: What to do? The Firemen are here, squirting with their fire pumps on the Invalides' cannon, to wet the touchholes; they unfortunately cannot squirt so high; but produce only clouds of spray.
text_transcription: WHAT TO DO THE FIREMEN ARE HERE SQUIRTING WITH THEIR FIRE PUMPS ON THE INVALID CANNON TO WET THE TOUCH HOLES THEY UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT SQUIRT SO HIGH OR PRODUCE ONLY CLOUDS OF SPRAY
phonemes: wˌʌt tə dˈuː? ðə fˈaɪɚmɛn ɑːɹ hˈɪɹ, skwˈɜːɾɪŋ wɪð ðɛɹ fˈaɪɚ pˈʌmps ɔnðɪ ɪnvˈælaɪdz kˈænən, tə wˈɛt ðə tˈʌtʃhoʊlz; ðeɪ ʌnfˈɔːɹtʃənətli kænˈɑːt skwˈɜːt sˌoʊ hˈaɪ; bˌʌt pɹədˈuːs ˈoʊnli klˈaʊdz ʌv spɹˈeɪ.