text_original: Having performed the ceremony of ablution, I shifted, and dressing in my gayest apparel, waited for the return of my uncle, who was agreeably surprised at my sudden transformation.
text_transcription: HAVING PERFORMED THE CEREMONY OF ABLUTION I SHIFTED AND DRESSED IN MY GAYEST APPAREL WAITED FOR THE RETURN OF MY UNCLE WHO WAS AGREEABLY SURPRISED AT MY SUDDEN TRANSFORMATION
phonemes: hˌævɪŋ pɚfˈɔːɹmd ðə sˈɛɹᵻməni ʌv ɐblˈuːʃən, aɪ ʃˈɪftᵻd, ænd dɹˈɛsɪŋ ɪn maɪ ɡˈeɪɪst ɐpˈæɹəl, wˈeɪɾᵻd fɚðə ɹᵻtˈɜːn ʌv maɪ ˈʌŋkəl, hˌuː wʌz ɐɡɹˈiːəbli sɚpɹˈaɪzd æt maɪ sˈʌdən tɹænsfɔːɹmˈeɪʃən.