text_original: Any nursemaid or greasy cook, who shall have more than two soldiers cuddling her at one time in the kitchen, shall give her next quarter's wages to the nearest lying in hospital.
text_transcription: ANY NURSEMAID OR GREASY COOK WHO SHALL HAVE MORE THAN TWO SOLDIERS CUDDLING HER AT ONE TIME IN THE KITCHEN SHALL GIVE HER NEXT QUARTER'S WAGES TO THE NEAREST LYING IN HOSPITAL
phonemes: ˌɛni nˈɜːsmeɪd ɔːɹ ɡɹˈiːzi kˈʊk, hˌuː ʃˌæl hæv mˈɔːɹ ðɐn tˈuː sˈoʊldʒɚz kˈʌdlɪŋ hɜːɹ æt wˈʌn tˈaɪm ɪnðə kˈɪtʃən, ʃˌæl ɡˈɪv hɜː nˈɛkst kwˈɔːɹɾɚz wˈeɪdʒᵻz tə ðə nˌɪɹɪst lˈaɪɪŋ ɪn hˈɑːspɪɾəl.