text_original: Rejoiced at this intelligence, I went to his shop as soon as it was open, and found my friend behind the counter, busy in preparing a clyster. I saluted him at entrance, with, "Your servant, Mr. Morgan."
text_transcription: REJOICED AT THIS INTELLIGENCE I WENT TO HIS SHOP AS SOON AS IT WAS OPEN AND FOUND MY FRIEND BEHIND THE COUNTER BUSY IN PREPARING A CLOISTER I SALUTED HIM AT ENTRANCE WITH YOUR SERVANT MISTER MORGAN
phonemes: ɹᵻdʒˈɔɪst æt ðɪs ɪntˈɛlɪdʒəns, aɪ wɛnt tə hɪz ʃˈɑːp æz sˈuːn æz ɪt wʌz ˈoʊpən, ænd fˈaʊnd maɪ fɹˈɛnd bᵻhˌaɪnd ðə kˈaʊntɚ, bˈɪzi ɪn pɹɪpˈɛɹɪŋ ɐ klˈɪstɚ. aɪ səlˈuːɾᵻd hˌɪm æɾ ˈɛntɹəns, wɪð, "jʊɹ sˈɜːvənt, mˈɪstɚ. mˈɔːɹɡən."