text_original: But the generous Diomedes' steeds, according to Weber, disdained such scoundrel burden; and, flinging up their royal heels, did soon project most of it, in parabolic curves, to a distance, amid peals of laughter: and were caught. Mounted National Guards secured the rest.
text_transcription: BUT THE GENEROUS DIOMEDES STEEDS ACCORDING TO WEAVER DISDAINED SUCH SCOUNDREL BURDEN AND FLINGING UP THEIR ROYAL HEELS DID SOON PROJECT MOST OF IT IN PARABOLIC CURVES TO A DISTANCE AMID PEALS OF LAUGHTER AND WERE CAUGHT MOUNTED NATIONAL GUARD SECURED THE REST
phonemes: bˌʌt ðə dʒˈɛnɚɹəs dɪˈoʊmdz stˈiːdz, ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋ tə wˈɛbɚ, dɪsdˈeɪnd sˈʌtʃ skˈaʊndɹəl bˈɜːdən; ænd, flˈɪŋɪŋ ˌʌp ðɛɹ ɹˈɔɪəl hˈiːlz, dˈɪd sˈuːn pɹədʒˈɛkt mˈoʊst əv ɪt, ɪn pˌæɹəbˈɑːlɪk kˈɜːvz, tʊ ɐ dˈɪstəns, ɐmˈɪd pˈiːlz ʌv lˈæftɚ: ænd wɜː kˈɔːt. mˈaʊntᵻd nˈæʃənəl ɡˈɑːɹdz sᵻkjˈʊɹd ðə ɹˈɛst.