text_original: It was not likely such small fry of human beings could live long. So, the good Bishop Guy, of Utrecht, when he heard that the beggar woman's curse had come true, in so unexpected a manner, ordered that the babies should be all baptized at once. The Count, who was strict in his ideas of both custom and church law, insisted on it too. So nothing would do but to carry the tiny infants to church. How to get them there, was a question.
text_transcription: IT WAS NOT LIKELY SUCH SMALL FRY OF HUMAN BEINGS COULD LIVE LONG SO THE GOOD BISHOP GUY OF UTRECHT WHEN HE HEARD THAT THE BEGGAR WOMAN'S CURSE HAD COME TRUE IN SO UNEXPECTED A MANNER ORDERED THAT THE BABIES SHOULD ALL BE BAPTIZED AT ONCE THE COUNT WHO WAS STRICT IN HIS IDEAS OF BOTH CUSTOM AND CHURCH LAW INSISTED ON IT TOO SO NOTHING WOULD DO BUT TO CARRY THE TINY INFANTS TO CHURCH HOW TO GET THEM THERE WAS A QUESTION
phonemes: ɪt wʌz nˌɑːt lˈaɪkli sˈʌtʃ smˈɔːl fɹˈaɪ ʌv hjˈuːmən bˈiːɪŋz kʊd lˈɪv lˈɔŋ. sˈoʊ, ðə ɡˈʊd bˈɪʃəp ɡˈaɪ, ʌv jˈuːtɹɛçt, wˌɛn hiː hˈɜːd ðætðə bˈɛɡɚ wˈʊmənz kˈɜːs hæd kˈʌm tɹˈuː, ɪn sˌoʊ ˌʌnɛkspˈɛktᵻd ɐ mˈænɚ, ˈɔːɹdɚd ðætðə bˈeɪbiz ʃˌʊd biː ˈɔːl bˈæptaɪzd ɐtwˈʌns. ðə kˈaʊnt, hˌuː wʌz stɹˈɪkt ɪn hɪz aɪdˈiəz ʌv bˈoʊθ kˈʌstəm ænd tʃˈɜːtʃ lˈɔː, ɪnsˈɪstᵻd ˌɔn ɪt tˈuː. sˌoʊ nˈʌθɪŋ wʊd dˈuː bˌʌt tə kˈæɹi ðə tˈaɪni ˈɪnfənts tə tʃˈɜːtʃ. hˌaʊ tə ɡɛt ðˌɛm ðˈɛɹ, wʌzɐ kwˈɛstʃən.