text_original: 8.  And it having come under our notice, that many respectable females have been much annoyed by second hand dandies' and counter jumpers puffing the smoke in their faces from their penny pickwicks, the Reform Bill enacts that such fops shall be compelled to pay their last quarter's washing bill, and wear an unstarched dicky for six months.
text_transcription: EIGHT IT HAVING COME UNDER OUR NOTICE THAT MANY RESPECTABLE FEMALES HAVE BEEN MUCH ANNOYED BY SECOND HAND DANDIES AND COURT JUMPERS PUFFING THE SMOKE IN THEIR FACES FROM THEIR PENNY PICKWICKS REFORM BILL ENACED THAT SUCH FOPS SHALL BE COMPELLED TO PAY THEIR LAST QUARTER' WASHING BILL AND WEAR AN UNSTARCHED DICKEY FOR SIX MONTHS
phonemes: ˈeɪt.  ænd ɪt hˌævɪŋ kˈʌm ˌʌndɚɹ ˌaʊɚ nˈoʊɾɪs, ðæt mˈɛni ɹᵻspˈɛktəbəl fˈiːmeɪlz hɐvbɪn mˈʌtʃ ɐnˈɔɪd baɪ sˈɛkənd hˈænd dˈændiz ænd kˈaʊntɚ dʒˈʌmpɚz pˈʌfɪŋ ðə smˈoʊk ɪn ðɛɹ fˈeɪsᵻz fɹʌm ðɛɹ pˈɛni pˈɪkwɪks, ðə ɹᵻfˈɔːɹm bˈɪl ɛnˈækts ðæt sˈʌtʃ fˈɑːps ʃˌæl biː kəmpˈɛld tə pˈeɪ ðɛɹ lˈæst kwˈɔːɹɾɚz wˈɑːʃɪŋ bˈɪl, ænd wˈɛɹ ɐn ʌnstˈɑːɹtʃt dˈɪki fɔːɹ sˈɪks mˈʌnθs.