text_original: It follows nearly every greeting and salutation, introduces conversation, is always a subject of interest and affords opportunities of discussion upon which people can agree and disagree without exciting the least disturbance whatever.
text_transcription: IT FOLLOWS NEARLY EVERY GREETING AND SALUTATION INTRODUCES CONVERSATION IS ALWAYS A SUBJECT OF INTEREST AND AFFORDS OPPORTUNITIES OF DISCUSSION UPON WHICH PEOPLE CAN AGREE AND DISAGREE WITHOUT EXCITING THE LEAST DISTURBANCE WHATEVER
phonemes: ɪt fˈɑːloʊz nˌɪɹli ˈɛvɹi ɡɹˈiːɾɪŋ ænd sˌæluːtˈeɪʃən, ˌɪntɹədˈuːsᵻz kɑːnvɚsˈeɪʃən, ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz ɐ sˈʌbdʒɛkt ʌv ˈɪntɹɛst ænd ɐfˈɔːɹdz ɑːpɚtˈuːnᵻɾiz ʌv dɪskˈʌʃən əpˌɑːn wˌɪtʃ pˈiːpəl kæn ɐɡɹˈiː ænd dˌɪsɐɡɹˈiː wɪðˌaʊt ɛksˈaɪɾɪŋ ðə lˈiːst dɪstˈɜːbəns wʌtˈɛvɚ.