text_original: BE IT ENACTED:  That any teetotaler who shall be known to drink more than three gallons of cold water during the day, shall be chained to the parish pump four hours, and pay two shillings extra, in each quarter, water rate. So says the Reform Bill.
text_transcription: BE IT ENACTED THAT ANY TEETOTALER WHO SHALL BE KNOWN TO DRINK MORE THAN THREE GALLONS OF COLD WATER DURING THE DAY SHALL BE CHAINED TO THE PARISH PUMP FOUR HOURS AND PAY TWO SHILLINGS EXTRA IN EACH QUARTER WATER RATE SO SAYS THE REFORM BILL
phonemes: biː ˌaɪtˈiː ɛnˈæktᵻd:  ðæt ˌɛni tˈiːɾoʊtˌeɪlɚ hˌuː ʃˌæl biː nˈoʊn tə dɹˈɪŋk mˈɔːɹ ðɐn θɹˈiː ɡˈælənz ʌv kˈoʊld wˈɔːɾɚ dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ðə dˈeɪ, ʃˌæl biː tʃˈeɪnd tə ðə pˈæɹɪʃ pˈʌmp fˈɔːɹ ˈaʊɚz, ænd pˈeɪ tˈuː ʃˈɪlɪŋz ˈɛkstɹə, ɪn ˈiːtʃ kwˈɔːɹɾɚ, wˈɔːɾɚ ɹˈeɪt. sˌoʊ sˈɛz ðə ɹᵻfˈɔːɹm bˈɪl.