text_original: A distracted "Peruke maker with two fiery torches" is for burning "the saltpetres of the Arsenal;"—had not a woman run screaming; had not a Patriot, with some tincture of Natural Philosophy, instantly struck the wind out of him (butt of musket on pit of stomach), overturned barrels, and stayed the devouring element.
text_transcription: A DISTRACTED BERUP MAKER WITH TWO FIERY TORCHES IS FOR BURNING THE SALTPETRES OF THE ARSENAL HAD NOT A WOMAN RUN SCREAMING HAD NOT A PATRIOT WITH SOME TINCTURE OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHY INSTANTLY STRUCK THE WIND OUT OF HIM BUT OF MUSKET ON THE PIT OF STOMACH OVERTURNED BARRELS AND STAYED THE DEVOURING ELEMENT
phonemes: ɐ dɪstɹˈæktᵻd "pˈɛɹuːk mˈeɪkɚ wɪð tˈuː fˈaɪɚɹi tˈɔːɹtʃᵻz" ɪz fɔːɹ bˈɜːnɪŋ "ðə sˈɔltpɛɾɚz ʌvðɪ ˈɑːɹsənəl;"—hæd nˌɑːɾə wˈʊmən ɹˈʌn skɹˈiːmɪŋ; hæd nˌɑːɾə pˈeɪtɹɪət, wɪð sˌʌm tˈɪŋktʃɚɹ ʌv nˈætʃɚɹəl fɪlˈɑːsəfi, ˈɪnstəntli stɹˈʌk ðə wˈɪnd ˌaʊɾəv hˌɪm (bˈʌt ʌv mˈʌskɪt ˌɔn pˈɪt ʌv stˈʌmək), ˌoʊvɚtˈɜːnd bˈæɹəlz, ænd stˈeɪd ðə dɪvˈaʊɚɹɪŋ ˈɛlɪmənt.