text_original: "The (cooked) Love Letters" and "Confessions"  made only by the Street Patterer, and are found sufficiently remunerative to author, printer, publisher, and vendor  But for THIS DAY ONLY!
text_transcription: THE COOKED LOVE LETTERS AND CONFESSIONS MADE ONLY BY THE STREET PATTERER ARE FOUND SUFFICIENTLY REMUNERATIVE TO AUTHOR PRINTER PUBLISHER AND VENDOR BUT FOR THIS DAY ONLY
phonemes: "ðə (kˈʊkt) lˈʌv lˈɛɾɚz" ænd "kənfˈɛʃənz"  mˌeɪd ˈoʊnli baɪ ðə stɹˈiːt pˈæɾɚɹɚ, ænd ɑːɹ fˈaʊnd səfˈɪʃəntli ɹᵻmjˈuːnɚɹətˌɪv tʊ ˈɔːθɚ, pɹˈɪntɚ, pˈʌblɪʃɚ, ænd vˈɛndɚ bˌʌt fɔːɹ ðɪs dˌiːˌeɪwˈaɪ ˈoʊnli!