text_original: This infirmity (which is nothing to brag of) may be seen in my two little compositions, the tale and my play, in both which no reader, however partial, can find any story.'
text_transcription: THIS INFIRMITY WHICH IS NOTHING TO BRAG OF MAY BE SEEN IN MY TWO LITTLE COMPOSITIONS THE TALE AND MY PLAY IN BOTH WHICH NO READER HOWEVER PARTIAL CAN FIND ANY STORY
phonemes: ðɪs ɪnfˈɜːmᵻɾi (wˌɪtʃ ɪz nˈʌθɪŋ tə bɹˈæɡ ʌv) mˈeɪ biː sˈiːn ɪn maɪ tˈuː lˈɪɾəl kˌɑːmpəzˈɪʃənz, ðə tˈeɪl ænd maɪ plˈeɪ, ɪn bˈoʊθ wˌɪtʃ nˈoʊ ɹˈiːdɚ, haʊˈɛvɚ pˈɑːɹʃəl, kæn fˈaɪnd ˌɛni stˈɔːɹi.