text_original: _Te Deum_, our Archbishop officiating, is not only sung, but _shot_—with blank cartridges. Our joy is boundless as our wo threatened to be.
text_transcription: TO DAY OUR ARCHBISHOP OFFICIATING IS NOT ONLY SUNG BUT SHOT WITH BLANK CARTRIDGES OUR JOY IS BOUNDLESS AS OUR WOE THREATENED TO BE
phonemes: tˈiː dˈiːəm, ˌaʊɚɹ ˌɑːɹtʃbˈɪʃəp əfˈɪʃɪˌeɪɾɪŋ, ɪz nˌɑːt ˈoʊnli sˈʌŋ, bˌʌt ʃˈɑːt—wɪð blˈæŋk kˈɑːɹtɹɪdʒᵻz. ˌaʊɚ dʒˈɔɪ ɪz bˈaʊndləs æz ˌaʊɚ wˈoʊ θɹˈɛʔn̩d tə bˈiː.