text_original: I own my office (I've a boss, But so have all men  so has he); The business is not mine, but yet I own the whole blamed company; Stockholders are less proud than I When competition's auld lang syned.
text_transcription: I OWN MY OFFICE I'VE A BOSS BUT SO HAVE ALL MEN SO HAS HE THOUGH BUSINESS IS NOT MINE BUT YET I OWN THE WHOLE BLAMED COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS ARE LESS PROUD THAN I WHEN COMPETITION'S OLD LANG SIGNED
phonemes: aɪ ˈoʊn maɪ ˈɑːfɪs (aɪv ɐ bˈɔs, bˌʌt sˌoʊ hæv ˈɔːl mˈɛn sˈoʊ hɐz hiː); ðə bˈɪznəs ɪz nˌɑːt mˈaɪn, bˌʌt jˈɛt aɪ ˈoʊn ðə hˈoʊl blˈeɪmd kˈʌmpəni; stˈɑːkhoʊldɚz ɑːɹ lˈɛs pɹˈaʊd ðɐn aɪ wɛn kˌɑːmpətˈɪʃənz ˈɔːld lˈæŋ sˈaɪnd.