text_original: I allus argy that a man Who does about the best he can Is plenty good enugh to suit This lower mundane institute   No matter ef his daily walk Is subject fer his neghbor's talk, And critic minds of ev'ry whim Jest all git up and go fer him!
text_transcription: I ALWAYS ARGUE THAT A MAN WHO DOES ABOUT THE BEST HE CAN IS PLENTY GOOD ENOUGH TO SUIT THIS LOWER MUNDANE INSTITUTE NO MATTER F HIS DAILY WALK IS SUBJECT FOR HIS NEIGHBOR'S TALK AND CRITIC MINDS OF EVER WHIM JUST ALL GET UP AN GOPHER EM
phonemes: aɪ ɐlˈuːz ˈɑːɹdʒi ðˌæɾə mˈæn hˌuː dˈʌz ɐbˌaʊt ðə bˈɛst hiː kæn ɪz plˈɛnti ɡˈʊd ɪnˈʌɡ tə sˈuːt ðɪs lˈoʊɚ mʌndˈeɪn ˈɪnstɪtˌuːt nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚɹ ˈɛf hɪz dˈeɪli wˈɔːk ɪz sˈʌbdʒɛkt fˈɜː hɪz nˈɛɡbɚz tˈɔːk, ænd kɹˈɪɾɪk mˈaɪndz ʌv ˈɛvɹi wˈɪm dʒˈɛst ˈɔːl ɡˈɪt ˌʌp ænd ɡˌoʊ fˈɜː hˌɪm!