text_original: My modus operandi this   To take no heed of what's amiss; And not a bad one; Because, as Shakespeare used to say, A merry heart goes twice the way That tires a sad one.
text_transcription: MY MOTUS OPERANDE THIS TO TAKE NO HEED OF WHAT'S AMISS AND NOT A BAD ONE BECAUSE AS SHAKESPEARE USED TO SAY A MERRY HEART GOES TWICE THE WAY THAT TIRES A SAD ONE
phonemes: maɪ mˈoʊdəs ˌɑːpɚɹˈændi ðɪs tə tˈeɪk nˈoʊ hˈiːd ʌv wʌts ɐmˈɪs; ænd nˌɑːɾə bˈæd wˌʌn; bɪkˈʌz, æz ʃˈeɪkspɪɹ jˈuːzd tə sˈeɪ, ɐ mˈɛɹi hˈɑːɹt ɡoʊz twˈaɪs ðə wˈeɪ ðæt tˈaɪɚz ɐ sˈæd wˌʌn.