text_original: So then I hears an awful row on the roof, and there was the man just coming down the ladder. He'd heard the horse go off, and when he got about half way down an' caught a sight of the bulldog, he was madder than ever you seed a lightnin rodder in all your born days.
text_transcription: SO THEN I HEARS AN AWFUL ROW ON THE ROOF AND THERE WAS THE MAN JUST COMING DOWN THE LADDER HE HAD HEARD THE HORSE GO OFF AND WHEN HE GOT ABOUT HALF WAY DOWN AND CAUGHT SIGHT OF THE BULLDOG HE WAS MADDER THAN EVER YOU SEE A LIGHTNING RODDER IN ALL YOUR BORN DAYS
phonemes: sˌoʊ ðˈɛn aɪ hˈɪɹz ɐn ˈɔːfəl ɹˈoʊ ɔnðə ɹˈuːf, ænd ðɛɹwˌʌz ðə mˈæn dʒˈʌst kˈʌmɪŋ dˌaʊn ðə lˈædɚ. hiːd hˈɜːd ðə hˈɔːɹs ɡˌoʊ ˈɔf, ænd wɛn hiː ɡɑːt ɐbˌaʊt hˈæf wˈeɪ dˌaʊn æn kˈɔːt ɐ sˈaɪt ʌvðə bˈʊldɑːɡ, hiː wʌz mˈædɚ ðɐn ˈɛvɚ juː sˈiːd ɐ lˈaɪtnɪn ɹˈɑːdɚɹ ɪn ˈɔːl jʊɹ bˈɔːɹn dˈeɪz.