text_original: No, _sir_!" laughed Bert. "Chicken soup, fifteen cents; pie  they give tremendous pieces here; thick, I tell you  ten cents. That's twenty five cents; half a dollar for two. Of course, I don't do this way every day in the year. But mother's glad to have me, once in a while. Here, waiter!" And Bert gave his princely order as if it were no very great thing for a liberal young fellow like him, after all.
text_transcription: NO SIR LAUGHED BERT CHICKEN SOUP FIFTEEN CENTS PI THEY GIVE TREMENDOUS PIECES HERE THICK I TELL YOU TEN CENTS THAT'S TWENTY FIVE CENTS HALF A DOLLAR FOR TWO COURSE I DON'T DO THIS WAY EVERY DAY IN THE YEAR BUT MOTHER'S GLAD TO HAVE ME ONCE IN A WHILE HERE WAITER AND BERT GAVE HIS PRINCELY ORDER AS IF IT WERE NO VERY GREAT THING FOR A LIBERAL YOUNG FELLOW LIKE HIM AFTER ALL
phonemes: nˈoʊ, sˌɜː!" lˈæft bˈɜːt. "tʃˈɪkɪn sˈuːp, fˈɪftiːn sˈɛnts; pˈaɪ ðeɪ ɡˈɪv tɹəmˈɛndəs pˈiːsᵻz hˈɪɹ; θˈɪk, aɪ tˈɛl juː tˈɛn sˈɛnts. ðæts twˈɛnti fˈaɪv sˈɛnts; hˈæf ɐ dˈɑːlɚ fɔːɹ tˈuː. ʌv kˈɔːɹs, aɪ dˈoʊnt dˈuː ðɪs wˈeɪ ˈɛvɹi dˈeɪ ɪnðə jˈɪɹ. bˌʌt mˈʌðɚz ɡlˈæd tə hˈæv mˌiː, wˈʌns ɪn ɐ wˈaɪl. hˈɪɹ, wˈeɪɾɚ!" ænd bˈɜːt ɡˈeɪv hɪz pɹˈɪnsli ˈɔːɹdɚɹ æz ɪf ɪt wɜː nˈoʊ vˈɛɹi ɡɹˈeɪt θˈɪŋ fɚɹə lˈɪbɚɹəl jˈʌŋ fˈɛloʊ lˈaɪk hˌɪm, ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl.