text_original: He puzzled her. "Well, Wayne," she laughed, "aren't you getting a little  cryptic? I certainly told you  by implication  that she was both a lady and a woman. Then why this air of discovery?"
text_transcription: HE PUZZLED HER WELL WAIN SHE LAUGHED AREN'T YOU GETTING A LITTLE CRIPPED DICK I CERTAINLY TOLD YOU BY IMPLICATION THAT SHE WAS BOTH A LADY AND A WOMAN THEN WHY THIS AIR OF DISCOVERY
phonemes: hiː pˈʌzəld hɜː. "wˈɛl, wˈeɪn," ʃiː lˈæft, "ˌɑːɹnt juː ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ɐ lˈɪɾəl kɹˈɪptɪk? aɪ sˈɜːʔn̩li tˈoʊld juː baɪ ˌɪmplɪkˈeɪʃən ðæt ʃiː wʌz bˈoʊθ ɐ lˈeɪdi ænd ɐ wˈʊmən. ðˈɛn wˌaɪ ðɪs ˈɛɹ ʌv dɪskˈʌvɚɹi?"