text_original: Ez fer war, I call it murder   There you hev it plain an' flat; I don't want to go no furder Than my Testament fer that; God hez sed so plump an' fairly, It's ez long ez it is broad, An' you've gut to git up airly Ef you want to take in God.
text_transcription: AS FOR WAR I CALL IT MURDER THERE YOU HAVE IT PLAIN AND FLAT I DON'T WANT TO GO NO FURTHER THAN MY TESTAMENT FOR THAT GOD HAS SAID SO PLUMP AND FAIRLY IT'S AS LONG AS IT IS BROAD AND YOU GOT TO GIT UP AIRLY IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IN GOD
phonemes: ˈɛz fˈɜː wˈɔːɹ, aɪ kˈɔːl ɪt mˈɜːdɚ ðɛɹ juː hˈɛv ɪt plˈeɪn æn flˈæt; aɪ dˈoʊnt wˈɔnt tə ɡˌoʊ nˈoʊ fˈɜːdɚ ðɐn maɪ tˈɛstəmənt fˈɜː ðˈæt; ɡˈɑːd hˈɛz sˈɛd sˌoʊ plˈʌmp æn fˈɛɹli, ɪts ˈɛz lˈɔŋ ˈɛz ɪɾ ɪz bɹˈɔːd, æn juːv ɡˈʌt tə ɡˈɪt ˌʌp ˈɛɹli ˈɛf juː wˈɔnt tə tˈeɪk ɪn ɡˈɑːd.