text_original: "No, _sir_; nary home, and nary friend; only my mother"  Bert hesitated, and grew serious; then suddenly changed his tone  "and Hop Houghton. I told him to meet me here, and we'd have a first rate Thanksgiving dinner together; for it's no fun to be eatin' alone Thanksgiving Day!
text_transcription: NO SIR NARRY HOME AND NARRY FRIEND ONLY MY MOTHER BERT HESITATED AND GREW SERIOUS THEN SUDDENLY CHANGED HIS TONGUE AND HOP OFTEN I TOLD HIM TO MEET ME HERE AND WE'D HAVE A FIRST RATE THANKSGIVING DINNER TOGETHER FOR IT'S NO FUN TO BE EATIN A LONE THANKSGIVING DAY
phonemes: "nˈoʊ, sˌɜː; nˈɛɹi hˈoʊm, ænd nˈɛɹi fɹˈɛnd; ˈoʊnli maɪ mˈʌðɚ"  bˈɜːt hˈɛzᵻtˌeɪɾᵻd, ænd ɡɹˈuː sˈɪɹiəs; ðˈɛn sˈʌdənli tʃˈeɪndʒd hɪz tˈoʊn  "ænd hˈɑːp hˈɔːtən. aɪ tˈoʊld hˌɪm tə mˈiːt mˌiː hˈɪɹ, ænd wiːd hæv ɐ fˈɜːst ɹˈeɪt θˈæŋksɡɪvɪŋ dˈɪnɚ təɡˈɛðɚ; fɔːɹ ɪts nˈoʊ fˈʌn təbi ˈiːtɪn ɐlˈoʊn θˈæŋksɡɪvɪŋ dˈeɪ!