text_original: By permission of Charles Scribner's Sons * * * * * "What was it the aeronaut said when he fell out of his balloon and struck the earth with his usual dull thud?" "He remarked that it was a hard world."
text_transcription: BY PERMISSION OF CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS WHAT WAS IT THE AERONAUT SAID WHEN HE FELL OUT OF HIS BALLOON AND STRUCK THE EARTH WITH HIS USUAL DULL THUD HE REMARKED THAT IT WAS A HARD WORLD
phonemes: baɪ pɚmˈɪʃən ʌv tʃˈɑːɹlz skɹˈɪbnɚz sˈʌnz ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk "wˌʌt wʌz ɪt ðɪ ˈɛɹoʊnˌɔːt sˈɛd wɛn hiː fˈɛl ˌaʊɾəv hɪz bəlˈuːn ænd stɹˈʌk ðɪ ˈɜːθ wɪð hɪz jˈuːʒuːəl dˈʌl θˈʌd?" "hiː ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt ðˌɐɾɪt wʌzɐ hˈɑːɹd wˈɜːld."