text_original: Startled, peculiarly gratified, impishly delighted, she yet replied lightly: "A lady, is she? Um. Once at school one of the girls said she had a 'trade last' for me, and after I had searched the closets of memory and dragged out that some one had said she had pretty eyes, dressed it up until this some one had called her ravishingly beautiful  after all that conscientious dishonesty what does she tell me but that some one had said I was so 'clean looking.' One rather takes 'clean looking' for granted!
text_transcription: STARTLED PECULIARLY GRATIFIED AMBITUALLY DELIGHTED AND YET SHE REPLIED LIGHTLY A LADY IS SHE UM ONCE AT SCHOOL ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID SHE HAD A TRADE LAST FOR ME AND AFTER I HAD SEARCHED THE CLOSETS ON MEMORY AND DRAGGED OUT THAT SOME ONE HAD SAID SHE HAD PRETTY EYES DRESSED IT UP UNTIL THIS SOME ONE HAD CALLED HER RAVISHINGLY BEAUTIFUL AFTER ALL THAT CONSCIENTIOUS DISHONESTY WHAT DID SHE TELL ME BUT THAT SOME ONE HAD SAID I WAS SO CLEAN LOOKING ONE RATHER TAKES CLEAN LOOKING FOR GRANTED
phonemes: stˈɑːɹɾəld, pɪkjˈuːlɪɹli ɡɹˈæɾᵻfˌaɪd, ˈɪmpɪʃli dᵻlˈaɪɾᵻd, ʃiː jˈɛt ɹᵻplˈaɪd lˈaɪtli: "ɐ lˈeɪdi, ɪz ʃiː? ˈʌm. wˈʌns æt skˈuːl wˈʌn ʌvðə ɡˈɜːlz sˈɛd ʃiː hæd ɐ tɹˈeɪd lˈæst fɔːɹ mˌiː, ænd ˈæftɚɹ aɪ hæd sˈɜːtʃt ðə klˈɑːzɪts ʌv mˈɛmɚɹi ænd dɹˈæɡd ˈaʊt ðæt sˈʌmwʌn hæd sˈɛd ʃiː hæd pɹˈɪɾi ˈaɪz, dɹˈɛst ɪɾ ˌʌp ʌntˈɪl ðɪs sˈʌmwʌn hæd kˈɔːld hɜː ɹˈævɪʃɪŋli bjˈuːɾifəl ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl ðæt kˌɑːnsɪˈɛnʃəs dɪsˈɑːnɪsti wʌt dˈʌz ʃiː tˈɛl mˌiː bˌʌt ðæt sˈʌmwʌn hæd sˈɛd aɪ wʌz sˌoʊ klˈiːn lˈʊkɪŋ.wˈʌn ɹˈæðɚ tˈeɪks klˈiːn lˈʊkɪŋ fɔːɹ ɡɹˈæntᵻd!