text_original: If you don't mind my having tasted it, we'll change." The old man declined this liberal offer, took Bert's advice to help himself freely to bread, which "didn't cost anything," and ate his soup with prodigious relish, as it seemed to Bert, who grew more and more hospitable and patronizing as the repast proceeded.
text_transcription: IF YOU DON'T MIND MY HAVING TASTED IT WE'LL CHANGE THE OLD MAN DECLINED THIS LIBERAL OFFER TOOK BERT'S ADVICE TO HELP HIMSELF FREELY TO BREAD WHICH DIDN'T COST ANYTHING AND ATE HIS SOUP WITH PRODIGIOUS RELISH AS IT SEEMED TO BERT WHO GREW MORE AND MORE HOSPITABLE AND PATRONIZING AS THE REPAST PROCEEDED
phonemes: ɪf juː dˈoʊnt mˈaɪnd maɪ hˌævɪŋ tˈeɪstᵻd ɪt, wiːl tʃˈeɪndʒ." ðɪ ˈoʊld mˈæn dᵻklˈaɪnd ðɪs lˈɪbɚɹəl ˈɔfɚ, tˈʊk bˈɜːts ɐdvˈaɪs tə hˈɛlp hɪmsˈɛlf fɹˈiːli tə bɹˈɛd, wˈɪtʃ "dˈɪdnt kˈɔst ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ," ænd ˈeɪt hɪz sˈuːp wɪð pɹədˈɪdʒəs ɹˈɛlɪʃ, æz ɪt sˈiːmd tə bˈɜːt, hˌuː ɡɹˈuː mˈɔːɹ ænd mˈɔːɹ hɑːspˈɪɾəbəl ænd pˈætɹənˌaɪzɪŋ æz ðə ɹᵻpˈæst pɹəsˈiːdᵻd.