text_original: All those dames whose ancestors had sailed unknown waters were in the front row of the chorus, and all the chorus girls were dancing a stately minuet at Old Point Comfort. Elizabeth Barrett Browning was trying to commit suicide by becoming a biological freak, and the Madonna of the Chair was wearing a smartly tailored brown rajah suit.
text_transcription: ALL THOSE DANES WHOSE ANCESTORS HAD SAILED UNKNOWN WATERS WERE IN THE FRONT ROW OF THE CHORUS AND ALL THE CHORUS GIRLS WERE DANCING A STATELY MINUET AT OLD POINT COMFORT ELIZABETH BARRET BROWNING WAS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY BECOMING A BIOLOGICAL FREAK AND THE MADONNA OF THE CHAIR WAS WEARING A SMARTLY TAILORED BROWN RAJA SUIT
phonemes: ˈɔːl ðoʊz dˈeɪmz hˌuːz ˈænsɛstɚz hæd sˈeɪld ʌnnˈoʊn wˈɔːɾɚz wɜːɹ ɪnðə fɹˈʌnt ɹˈoʊ ʌvðə kˈɔːɹəs, ænd ˈɔːl ðə kˈɔːɹəs ɡˈɜːlz wɜː dˈænsɪŋ ɐ stˈeɪtli mˌɪnjuːˈɛt æɾ ˈoʊld pˈɔɪnt kˈʌmfɚt. ᵻlˈɪzəbəθ bˈæɹɪt bɹˈaʊnɪŋ wʌz tɹˈaɪɪŋ tə kəmˈɪt sˈuːɪsˌaɪd baɪ bᵻkˈʌmɪŋ ɐ bˌaɪəlˈɑːdʒɪkəl fɹˈiːk, ænd ðə mɐdˈɑːnə ʌvðə tʃˈɛɹ wʌz wˈɛɹɪŋ ɐ smˈɑːɹtli tˈeɪlɚd bɹˈaʊn ɹˈɑːdʒɑː sˈuːt.