text_original: I strongly advise you all to learn that word, for it is rather an amusing idea as one steps into bed, to think that one is going to sleep upon a parallelogram." Nos. 3 and 4 were here unable to contain themselves, but broke into a peal of laughter. The little ones stared.
text_transcription: I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU ALL TO LEARN THAT WORD FOR IT IS RATHER AN AMUSING IDEA AS ONE STEPS INTO BED TO THINK THAT ONE IS GOING TO SLEEP UPON A PARALLELOGRAM NUMBERS THREE AND FOUR WERE HERE UNABLE TO CONTAIN THEMSELVES BUT BROKE INTO A PEAL OF LAUGHTER THE LITTLE ONES STARED
phonemes: aɪ stɹˈɔŋli ɐdvˈaɪz juː ˈɔːl tə lˈɜːn ðæt wˈɜːd, fɔːɹ ɪɾ ɪz ɹˈæðɚɹ ɐn ɐmjˈuːzɪŋ aɪdˈiə æz wˈʌn stˈɛps ˌɪntʊ bˈɛd, tə θˈɪŋk ðˈætwˌʌn ɪz ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə slˈiːp əpˌɑːn ɐ pˌæɹəlˈɛləɡɹˌæm." nˈɑːs. θɹˈiː ænd fˈɔːɹ wɜː hˈɪɹ ʌnˈeɪbəl tə kəntˈeɪn ðɛmsˈɛlvz, bˌʌt bɹˈoʊk ˌɪntʊ ɐ pˈiːl ʌv lˈæftɚ. ðə lˈɪɾəl wˈʌnz stˈɛɹd.