text_original: "I AM going to be merry all day long!" announced Wilfrid over his baked potato. "It is Merry Christmas and I'm going to show you how to be merry." "How?" queried Ben and Kitty. "Why, it's just—just to _be_ merry!" replied Wilfrid, loftily. "No matter what happens, all day long, we must laugh. If you fall down stairs, Ben, as you did yesterday, instead of howling, just laugh!
text_transcription: I AM GOING TO BE MERRY ALL DAY LONG ANNOUNCED WILFRID OVER HIS BAKED POTATO IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS AND I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BE MERRY HOW QUERIED BEN AND KITTY WHY IT'S JUST JUST TO BE MERRY REPLIED WILFRID LOFTILY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ALL DAY LONG WE MUST LAUGH IF YOU FALL DOWNSTAIRS BEN AS YOU DID YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF HOWLING JUST LAUGH
phonemes: "aɪɐm ɡˌoʊɪŋ təbi mˈɛɹi ˈɔːl dˈeɪ lˈɔŋ!" ɐnˈaʊnst wˈɪlfɹɪd ˌoʊvɚ hɪz bˈeɪkt pətˈeɪɾoʊ. "ɪɾ ɪz mˈɛɹi kɹˈɪsməs ænd aɪm ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə ʃˈoʊ juː hˌaʊ təbi mˈɛɹi." "hˈaʊ?" kwˈiəɹɪd bˈɛn ænd kˈɪɾi. "wˈaɪ, ɪts dʒˈʌst—dʒˈʌst təbi mˈɛɹi!" ɹᵻplˈaɪd wˈɪlfɹɪd, lˈɔftili. "nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚ wʌt hˈæpənz, ˈɔːl dˈeɪ lˈɔŋ, wiː mˈʌst lˈæf. ɪf juː fˈɔːl dˌaʊn stˈɛɹz, bˈɛn, æz juː dˈɪd jˈɛstɚdˌeɪ, ɪnstˈɛd ʌv hˈaʊlɪŋ, dʒˈʌst lˈæf!