text_original: If you fall down stairs, Ben, as you did yesterday, instead of howling, just laugh! You'll see—ow! this potato is awfully hot. I've burned my finger like fun." "Ha! ha! ha!" shouted Ben and Kitty, as loud as they could.
text_transcription: IF YOU FALL DOWNSTAIRS BEN AS YOU DID YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF HOWLING JUST LAUGH YOU'LL SEE OH THIS POTATO IS AWFULLY HOT I'VE BURNT MY FINGER LIKE FUN HA HA SHOUTED BEN AND KITTY AS LOUD AS THEY COULD
phonemes: ɪf juː fˈɔːl dˌaʊn stˈɛɹz, bˈɛn, æz juː dˈɪd jˈɛstɚdˌeɪ, ɪnstˈɛd ʌv hˈaʊlɪŋ, dʒˈʌst lˈæf! juːl sˈiː—ˈoʊ! ðɪs pətˈeɪɾoʊ ɪz ˈɔːfəli hˈɑːt. aɪv bˈɜːnd maɪ fˈɪŋɡɚ lˈaɪk fˈʌn." "hˈɑː! hˈɑː! hˈɑː!" ʃˈaʊɾᵻd bˈɛn ænd kˈɪɾi, æz lˈaʊd æz ðeɪ kˈʊd.