text_original: "All right! Here, waiter! Two pieces of your fattest and biggest squash pie; and a cup of tea, strong, for this gentleman." "I've told you about myself," added Bert; "suppose, now, _you_ tell _me_ something."
text_transcription: ALL RIGHT HERE WAITER TWO PIECES OF YOUR FATTEST AND BIGGEST SQUASH PIE AND A CUP OF TEA STRONG FOR THIS GENTLEMAN I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT MYSELF ADDED BERT SUPPOSE NOW YOU TELL ME SOMETHING
phonemes: "ˈɔːl ɹˈaɪt! hˈɪɹ, wˈeɪɾɚ! tˈuː pˈiːsᵻz ʌv jʊɹ fˈæɾɪst ænd bˈɪɡɪst skwˈɑːʃ pˈaɪ; ænd ɐ kˈʌp ʌv tˈiː, stɹˈɔŋ, fɔːɹ ðɪs dʒˈɛntəlmən." "aɪv tˈoʊld juː ɐbˌaʊt maɪsˈɛlf," ˈædᵻd bˈɜːt; "səpˈoʊz, nˈaʊ, juː tˈɛl mˌiː sˈʌmθɪŋ."