text_original: Don't be afraid: I'll pay for it. Thanksgiving don't come but once a year. You won't? A cup of tea, then, to go with your pie?" "I think I _will_ have a cup of tea; you are _so_ kind," said the old man. "All right! Here, waiter! Two pieces of your fattest and biggest squash pie; and a cup of tea, strong, for this gentleman." "I've told you about myself," added Bert; "suppose, now, _you_ tell _me_ something."
text_transcription: DON'T BE AFRAID I'LL PAY FOR IT THANKSGIVING DON'T COME BUT ONCE A YEAR YOU WON'T A CUP OF TEA THEN TO GO WITH YOUR PIE I THINK I WILL HAVE A CUP OF TEA YOU ARE SO KIND SAID THE OLD MAN ALL RIGHT HERE WAITER TWO PIECES OF YOUR FATTEST AND BIGGEST SQUASH PIE AND A CUP OF TEA STRONG FOR THIS GENTLEMAN I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT MYSELF ADDED BERT SUPPOSE NOW YOU TELL ME SOMETHING
phonemes: dˈoʊnt biː ɐfɹˈeɪd: aɪl pˈeɪ fɔːɹ ɪt. θˈæŋksɡɪvɪŋ dˈoʊnt kˈʌm bˌʌt wˈʌns ɐ jˈɪɹ. juː wˈoʊnt? ɐ kˈʌp ʌv tˈiː, ðˈɛn, tə ɡˌoʊ wɪð jʊɹ pˈaɪ?" "aɪ θˈɪŋk aɪ wɪl hæv ɐ kˈʌp ʌv tˈiː; juː ɑːɹ sˌoʊ kˈaɪnd," sˈɛd ðɪ ˈoʊld mˈæn. "ˈɔːl ɹˈaɪt! hˈɪɹ, wˈeɪɾɚ! tˈuː pˈiːsᵻz ʌv jʊɹ fˈæɾɪst ænd bˈɪɡɪst skwˈɑːʃ pˈaɪ; ænd ɐ kˈʌp ʌv tˈiː, stɹˈɔŋ, fɔːɹ ðɪs dʒˈɛntəlmən." "aɪv tˈoʊld juː ɐbˌaʊt maɪsˈɛlf," ˈædᵻd bˈɜːt; "səpˈoʊz, nˈaʊ, juː tˈɛl mˌiː sˈʌmθɪŋ."