text_original: ("Spare," quotha, "is his majesty's officer a joint stool?")  "Why, Mr. Kennedy, why? here, man, take a glass of grog." "I thank you sir."
text_transcription: SPARE QUOTH HE IS HIS MAJESTY'S OFFICER A JOINT STOOL WHY MISTER KENNEDY WHY HERE MA'AM TAKE A GLASS OF GROG I THANK YOU SIR
phonemes: ("spˈɛɹ," kwˈɑːθə, "ɪz hɪz mˈædʒᵻstiz ˈɑːfɪsɚɹ ɐ dʒˈɔɪnt stˈuːl?")  "wˈaɪ, mˈɪstɚ. kˈɛnədi, wˈaɪ? hˈɪɹ, mˈæn, tˈeɪk ɐ ɡlˈæs ʌv ɡɹˈɑːɡ." "aɪ θˈæŋk juː sˌɜː."