text_original: His Majesty got through all right  he was used to going below  but Faust, who was quite stout, got only about half way in, and no squeezing would get him any farther. Suddenly an Irishman in the gallery exclaimed, devoutly, "Thank God, hell is full."
text_transcription: HIS MAJESTY GOT THROUGH ALL RIGHT HE WAS USED TO GOING BELOW BUT FAUST WHO WAS QUITE STOUT GOT ONLY ABOUT HALF WAY IN AND NO SQUEEZING WOULD GET HIM ANY FARTHER SUDDENLY AN IRISHMAN IN THE GALLERY EXCLAIMED DEVOUTLY THANK GOD HELL IS FULL
phonemes: hɪz mˈædʒᵻsti ɡɑːt θɹuː ˈɔːl ɹˈaɪt hiː wʌz jˈuːzd tə ɡˌoʊɪŋ bᵻlˌoʊ bˌʌt fˈɔːst, hˌuː wʌz kwˈaɪt stˈaʊt, ɡɑːt ˈoʊnli ɐbˌaʊt hˈæf wˈeɪ ˈɪn, ænd nˈoʊ skwˈiːzɪŋ wʊd ɡɛt hˌɪm ˌɛni fˈɑːɹðɚ. sˈʌdənli ɐn ˈaɪɹɪʃmən ɪnðə ɡˈælɚɹi ɛksklˈeɪmd, dɪvˈaʊtli, "θˈæŋk ɡˈɑːd, hˈɛl ɪz fˈʊl."