text_original: Mr. Cyanide Whiffles was cheerful as a cricket over four winnings amounting to sixty nine cents; Professor Brick was calm, and Mr. Tooter Williams was gorgeous and hopeful, and laying low for the first jackpot, which now came.
text_transcription: MISTER CIONEN EYED WHIFFLES WAS CHEERFUL AS A CRICKET OVER FOUR WINNINGS AMOUNTING TO SIXTY NINE CENTS PROFESSOR BRICK WAS CALM AND MISTER TUDOR WILLIAMS WAS GORGEOUS AND HOPEFUL AND LAYING LOW FOR THE FIRST JACKPOT WHICH NOW CAME
phonemes: mˈɪstɚ. sˈaɪɐnˌaɪd wˈɪfəlz wʌz tʃˈɪɹfəl æz ɐ kɹˈɪkɪt ˌoʊvɚ fˈɔːɹ wˈɪnɪŋz ɐmˈaʊntɪŋ tə sˈɪksti nˈaɪn sˈɛnts; pɹəfˈɛsɚ bɹˈɪk wʌz kˈɑːm, ænd mˈɪstɚ. tˈuːɾɚ wˈɪljəmz wʌz ɡˈɔːɹdʒəs ænd hˈoʊpfəl, ænd lˈeɪɪŋ lˈoʊ fɚðə fˈɜːst dʒˈækpɑːt, wˌɪtʃ nˈaʊ kˈeɪm.