text_original: Little did Fritz suspect, while swimming across the straits to rejoin his masters, that the huge quadruped which had so frequently given him chase was at that moment so very near him; and that his own claws, while cutting the water, came within an inch of scratching that terrible trunk, now _truncated_ to a _frustrum_ of its former self!
text_transcription: LITTLE DID FRITZ SUSPECT WHILE SWIMMING ACROSS THE STREETS TO REJOIN HIS MASTERS THAT THE HUGE QUADRUPED WHICH HAD SO FREQUENTLY GIVEN HIM CHASE WAS AT THAT MOMENT SO VERY NEAR HIM AND THAT HIS OWN CLOTHES WHILE CUTTING THE WATER CAME WITHIN AN INCH OF SCRATCHING THAT TERRIBLE TRUNK NOW TRUNCATED TO A FRUSTROM OF ITS FORMER SELF
phonemes: lˈɪɾəl dˈɪd fɹˈɪts sˈʌspɛkt, wˌaɪl swˈɪmɪŋ əkɹˌɑːs ðə stɹˈeɪts tə ɹᵻdʒˈɔɪn hɪz mˈæstɚz, ðætðə hjˈuːdʒ kwˈɑːdɹʊpˌɛd wˌɪtʃ hæd sˌoʊ fɹˈiːkwəntli ɡˈɪvən hˌɪm tʃˈeɪs wʌz æt ðæt mˈoʊmənt sˌoʊ vˈɛɹi nˈɪɹ hˌɪm; ænd ðæt hɪz ˈoʊn klˈɔːz, wˌaɪl kˈʌɾɪŋ ðə wˈɔːɾɚ, kˈeɪm wɪðˌɪn ɐn ˈɪntʃ ʌv skɹˈætʃɪŋ ðæt tˈɛɹᵻbəl tɹˈʌŋk, nˈaʊ tɹˈʌŋkeɪɾᵻd tʊ ɐ fɹˈʌstɹəm ʌv ɪts fˈɔːɹmɚ sˈɛlf!