text_original: The cablegram in some way came directly into the humorist's hands, and he forthwith cabled the following reply: "Reports of my death greatly exaggerated."
text_transcription: THE CABLEGRAM IN SOME WAY CAME DIRECTLY INTO THE HUMORIST'S HANDS AND HE FORTHWITH CABLED THE FOLLOWING REPLY REPORTS OF MY DEATH GREATLY EXAGGERATED
phonemes: ðə kˈeɪbəlɡɹˌæm ɪn sˌʌm wˈeɪ kˈeɪm dᵻɹˈɛktli ˌɪntʊ ðə hjˈuːmɔːɹˌɪsts hˈændz, ænd hiː fˈɔːɹθwɪθ kˈeɪbəld ðə fˈɑːloʊɪŋ ɹᵻplˈaɪ: "ɹᵻpˈɔːɹts ʌv maɪ dˈɛθ ɡɹˈeɪtli ɛɡzˈædʒɚɹˌeɪɾᵻd."