text_original: "It seemed to me as if it would be a mercy to both of 'em to have the thing settled. So I cleared away a place in front of the woodshed and unchained Lord Edward, and then I opened the kitchen door and called the bull. Out he came, with his teeth a showin', and his bloodshot eyes, and his crooked front legs.
text_transcription: IT SEEMED TO ME AS IF IT WOULD BE A MERCY TO BOTH OF EM TO HAVE THE THING SETTLED SO I CLEARED AWAY A PLACE IN FRONT OF THE WOOD SHED AND UNCHAINED LORD EDWARD AND THEN I OPENED THE KITCHEN DOOR AND CALLED THE BULL AND OUT HE CAME WITH HIS TEETH A SHOWING AND HIS BLOOD SHOT EYES AND HIS CROOKED FRONT LEGS
phonemes: "ɪt sˈiːmd tə mˌiː æz ɪf ɪt wʊd biː ɐ mˈɜːsi tə bˈoʊθ ʌv ˈɛm tə hæv ðə θˈɪŋ sˈɛɾəld. sˌoʊ aɪ klˈɪɹd ɐwˈeɪ ɐ plˈeɪs ɪn fɹˈʌnt ʌvðə wˈʊdʃɛd ænd ʌntʃˈeɪnd lˈɔːɹd ˈɛdwɚd, ænd ðˈɛn aɪ ˈoʊpənd ðə kˈɪtʃən dˈɔːɹ ænd kˈɔːld ðə bˈʊl. ˈaʊt hiː kˈeɪm, wɪð hɪz tˈiːθ ɐ ʃˈoʊɪn, ænd hɪz blˈʌdʃɑːt ˈaɪz, ænd hɪz kɹˈʊkɪd fɹˈʌnt lˈɛɡz.