text_original: Any piece of straight stick becomes a beam, when properly balanced; and as for scales, they can be had as readily as a beam."
text_transcription: ANY PIECE OF STRAIGHT STICK BECOMES A BEAM WHEN PROPERLY BALANCED AND AS FOR SCALES THEY CAN BE HAD AS READILY AS A BEAM
phonemes: ˌɛni pˈiːs ʌv stɹˈeɪt stˈɪk bɪkˌʌmz ɐ bˈiːm, wˌɛn pɹˈɑːpɚli bˈælənst; ænd æz fɔːɹ skˈeɪlz, ðeɪ kæn biː hæd æz ɹˈɛdili æz ɐ bˈiːm."