text_original: The wonder is, though, that once the thought of marriage was forced upon him, he did not marry a Hittite who delighted in pork chops and tomato sauce, ordered Guinness Stout in public places, and disciplined him as a genius should be disciplined.
text_transcription: THE WONDER IS THOUGH THAT ONCE THE THOUGHT OF MARRIAGE WAS FORCED UPON HIM HE DID NOT MARRY A HITTICK WHO DELIGHTED IN PORT SHOPS AND TOMATO SEWS ORDERED GUINEAS STOUT IN PUBLIC PLACES AND DISCIPLINED HIM AS A GENUS SHOULD BE DISCIPLINED
phonemes: ðə wˈʌndɚɹ ɪz, ðˌoʊ, ðæt wˈʌns ðə θˈɔːt ʌv mˈæɹɪdʒ wʌz fˈɔːɹst əpˌɑːn hˌɪm, hiː dɪdnˌɑːt mˈæɹi ɐ hˈɪɾaɪt hˌuː dᵻlˈaɪɾᵻd ɪn pˈɔːɹk tʃˈɑːps ænd təmˈeɪɾoʊ sˈɔːs, ˈɔːɹdɚd ɡˈɪnɪs stˈaʊt ɪn pˈʌblɪk plˈeɪsᵻz, ænd dˈɪsɪplˌɪnd hˌɪm æz ɐ dʒˈiːnɪəs ʃˌʊd biː dˈɪsɪplˌɪnd.