text_original: Here you may possibly hear, or if not, you pretend to hear, a murmur to the effect that the feather has already left the tube.
text_transcription: HERE YOU MAY POSSIBLY HEAR OR IF NOT YOU PRETEND TO HEAR MURMUR TO THE EFFECT THAT THE FEATHER HAS ALREADY LEFT THE TUBE
phonemes: hˈɪɹ juː mˈeɪ pˈɑːsᵻbli hˈɪɹ, ɔːɹ ɪf nˈɑːt, juː pɹɪtˈɛnd tə hˈɪɹ, ɐ mˈɜːmɚ tə ðɪ ɪfˈɛkt ðætðə fˈɛðɚ hɐz ɔːlɹˌɛdi lˈɛft ðə tˈuːb.