text_original: There is perhaps no more general weakness in the average American family than glumness!
text_transcription: THERE IS PERHAPS NO MORE GENERAL WEAKNESS IN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY THAN GLUMNESS
phonemes: ðɛɹ ɪz pɚhˈæps nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ dʒˈɛnɚɹəl wˈiːknəs ɪnðɪ ˈævɹɪdʒ ɐmˈɛɹɪkən fˈæmɪli ðɐn ɡlˈʌmnəs!