text_original: Therefore, upon entering my apartment, I was in the midst of packing when the television phone called me. The jovial features of "Dutch" Higgins, my one time college room mate and now one of the much maligned engineers of the Undersea Tube, smiled back at me from the disk.
text_transcription: THEREFORE UPON ENTERING MY APARTMENT I WAS IN THE MIDST OF PACKING WHEN THE TELEVISION PHONE CALLED ME THE JOVIAL FEATURES OF DUTCH HIGGINS MY ONE TIME COLLEGE ROOM MATE AND NOW ONE OF THE MUCH MALIGNED ENGINEERS OF THE UNDERSEA TUBE SMILED BACK AT ME FROM THE DISC
phonemes: ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ, əpˌɑːn ˈɛntɚɹɪŋ maɪ ɐpˈɑːɹtmənt, aɪ wʌz ɪnðə mˈɪdst ʌv pˈækɪŋ wɛn ðə tˈɛlᵻvˌɪʒən fˈoʊn kˈɔːld mˌiː. ðə dʒˈoʊvɪəl fˈiːtʃɚz ʌv "dˈʌtʃ" hˈɪɡɪnz, maɪ wˈʌn tˈaɪm kˈɑːlɪdʒ ɹˈuːm mˈeɪt ænd nˈaʊ wˈʌn ʌvðə mˈʌtʃ məlˈaɪnd ˌɛndʒɪnˈɪɹz ʌvðɪ ˌʌndɚsˈiː tˈuːb, smˈaɪld bˈæk æt mˌiː fɹʌmðə dˈɪsk.