text_original: It is nothing like romantic and Syrian enough for them, nothing like enough of a stage desert! Here as well there are plenty of asses, but at this point the resemblance ceases.
text_transcription: IT IS NOTHING LIKE ROMANTIC AND SYRIAN ENOUGH FOR THEM NOTHING LIKE ENOUGH OF A STAGE DESERT HERE AS WELL THERE ARE PLENTY OF ASSES BUT AT THIS POINT THE RESEMBLANCE CEASES
phonemes: ɪɾ ɪz nˈʌθɪŋ lˈaɪk ɹoʊmˈæntɪk ænd sˈɪɹiən ɪnˈʌf fɔːɹ ðˌɛm, nˈʌθɪŋ lˈaɪk ɪnˈʌf əvə stˈeɪdʒ dˈɛzɚt! hˈɪɹ æz wˈɛl ðɛɹˌɑːɹ plˈɛnti ʌv ˈæsᵻz, bˌʌt æt ðɪs pˈɔɪnt ðə ɹᵻzˈɛmbləns sˈiːsᵻz.