text_original: Having therefore, according to universal custom, first made my report as the sole survivor of the much discussed Undersea Tube disaster to the International Committee for the Investigation of Disasters, I am now ready to outline that story for the world.
text_transcription: HAVING THEREFORE ACCORDING TO UNIVERSAL CUSTOM FIRST MADE MY REPORT AS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE MUCH DISCUSSED UNDERSEA TUBE DISASTER TO THE INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE FOR THE INVESTIGATION OF DISASTERS I AM NOW READY TO OUTLINE THAT STORY FOR THE WORLD
phonemes: hˌævɪŋ ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ, ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋ tə jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl kˈʌstəm, fˈɜːst mˌeɪd maɪ ɹᵻpˈɔːɹt æz ðə sˈoʊl sɚvˈaɪvɚɹ ʌvðə mˈʌtʃ dɪskˈʌst ˌʌndɚsˈiː tˈuːb dɪzˈæstɚ tə ðɪ ˌɪntɚnˈæʃənəl kəmˈɪɾi fɚðɪ ɪnvˌɛstɪɡˈeɪʃən ʌv dɪzˈæstɚz, aɪɐm nˈaʊ ɹˈɛdi tʊ ˈaʊtlaɪn ðæt stˈɔːɹi fɚðə wˈɜːld.