text_original: (The reader will perhaps remember Don Quixote at the court of the Duchess: we read nowadavs the whole "GUILT" AND "BAD CONSCIENCE" 53 of Don Quixote with a bitter taste in the mouth, almost with a sensation of torture, a fact which would appear very strange and very incomprehensible to the author and his contemporaries — they read it with the best conscience in the world as the gayest of books; they almost died with laughing at it.)
text_transcription: THE READER WILL PERHAPS REMEMBER DON QUIXOTE AT THE COURT OF THE DUCHESS WE READ NOWADAYS THE WHOLE OF DON QUIXOTE WITH A BITTER TASTE IN HER MOUTH ALMOST WITH A SENSATION OF TORTURE A FACT WHICH WOULD APPEAR VERY STRANGE AND VERY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO THE AUTHOR AND HIS CONTEMPORARIES THEY READ IT WITH THE BEST CONSCIENCE IN THE WORLD AS THE GAYEST OF BOOKS THEY ALMOST DIED WITH LAUGHING AT IT
phonemes: (ðə ɹˈiːdɚ wɪl pɚhˈæps ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ dˈɑːn kiːhˈoʊɾeɪ æt ðə kˈɔːɹt ʌvðə dˈʌtʃɛs: wiː ɹˈiːd nˈaʊədˌævz ðə hˈoʊl "ɡˈɪlt" ænd "bˈæd kˈɑːnʃəns" fˈɪfti θɹˈiː ʌv dˈɑːn kiːhˈoʊɾeɪ wɪð ɐ bˈɪɾɚ tˈeɪst ɪnðə mˈaʊθ, ˈɔːlmoʊst wɪð ɐ sɛnsˈeɪʃən ʌv tˈɔːɹtʃɚ, ɐ fˈækt wˌɪtʃ wʊd ɐpˈɪɹ vˈɛɹi stɹˈeɪndʒ ænd vˈɛɹi ɪŋkˌɑːmpɹihˈɛnsᵻbəl tə ðɪ ˈɔːθɚ ænd hɪz kəntˈɛmpɚɹˌɛɹiz — ðeɪ ɹˈiːd ɪt wɪððə bˈɛst kˈɑːnʃəns ɪnðə wˈɜːld æz ðə ɡˈeɪɪst ʌv bˈʊks; ðeɪ ˈɔːlmoʊst dˈaɪd wɪð lˈæfɪŋ ˈæɾɪt.)