text_original: * * * * * "But I can't understand, Dutch, why you seemed so put out when I announced my intention of going to Europe via the Tube. Why, I can remember the day when that would have tickled you to death." "You followed the digging of the Tube, didn't you?" "Yes, of course." "You remember the volcano and lava seams?" "Yes."
text_transcription: BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND DUTCH WHY YOU SEEMED SO PUT OUT WHEN I ANNOUNCED MY INTENTION OF GOING TO EUROPE VIA THE TUBE WHY I REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN THAT WOULD HAVE TICKLED YOU TO DEATH YOU FOLLOWED THE DIGGING OF THE TUBE DIDN'T YOU YES OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER THE VOLCANO AND LAVA SEAMS YES
phonemes: ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk "bˌʌt aɪ kˈænt ˌʌndɚstˈænd, dˈʌtʃ, wˌaɪ juː sˈiːmd sˌoʊ pˌʊt ˈaʊt wɛn aɪ ɐnˈaʊnst maɪ ɪntˈɛnʃən ʌv ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə jˈʊɹɹəp vˈaɪə ðə tˈuːb. wˈaɪ, aɪ kæn ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ ðə dˈeɪ wɛn ðæt wʊdhɐv tˈɪkəld juː tə dˈɛθ." "juː fˈɑːloʊd ðə dˈɪɡɪŋ ʌvðə tˈuːb, dˈɪdnt juː?" "jˈɛs, ʌv kˈɔːɹs." "juː ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ ðə vɑːlkˈeɪnoʊ ænd lˈɑːvə sˈiːmz?" "jˈɛs."