text_original: Hereupon a solemn American editor remarked that if the whole royal family should live upon nothing but peaches it would still be cheaper than carrying on the Japanese war.
text_transcription: HEREUPON A SOLEMN AMERICAN EDITOR REMARKED THAT IF THE WHOLE ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD LIVE UPON NOTHING BUT PEACHES IT WOULD STILL BE CHEAPER THAN CARRYING ON THE JAPANESE WAR
phonemes: hˈɪɹəpˌɑːn ɐ sˈɑːləm ɐmˈɛɹɪkən ˈɛdɪɾɚ ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt ðæt ɪf ðə hˈoʊl ɹˈɔɪəl fˈæmɪli ʃˌʊd lˈɪv əpˌɑːn nˈʌθɪŋ bˌʌt pˈiːtʃᵻz ɪt wʊd stˈɪl biː tʃˈiːpɚ ðɐn kˈæɹiɪŋ ɔnðə dʒˌæpənˈiːz wˈɔːɹ.