text_original: Dull Drudgery, driven on, by clerks with the cold dastard spurt of their pen, has been driven—into a Communion of Drudges!
text_transcription: DULL DRUDGERY DRIVEN ON BY CLERKS WITH THE COLD DASTARD SPURT OF THEIR PEN HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO A COMMUNION OF DRUDGES
phonemes: dˈʌl dɹˈʌdʒɹi, dɹˈɪvən ˈɔn, baɪ klˈɜːks wɪððə kˈoʊld dˈæstɚd spˈɜːt ʌv ðɛɹ pˈɛn, hˈæzbiːn dɹˈɪvən—ˌɪntʊ ɐ kəmjˈuːniən ʌv dɹˈʌdʒᵻz!