text_original: I always find that this experiment makes the egg excessively volatile." This unexpected denouement never fails to raise a laugh against the individual who has sought to embarrass you, while the impromptu disappearance of the egg will be regarded by many as the most marvellous portion of the trick. The same expedient will be equally available to prevent the examination, at an awkward moment, of other small articles.
text_transcription: I ALWAYS FIND THAT THIS EXPERIMENT MAKES THE EGG EXCESSIVELY VOLATILE THIS UNEXPECTED DENUEMENT NEVER FAILS TO RAISE A LAUGH AGAINST THE INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS SOUGHT TO EMBARRASS YOU WHILE THE IMPROMPTU DISAPPEARANCE OF THE EGG WILL BE REGARDED BY MANY AS THE MOST MARVELLOUS PORTION OF THE TRICK THE SAME EXPEDIENT WILL BE EQUALLY AVAILABLE TO PREVENT THE EXAMINATION AT AN AWKWARD MOVEMENT OF OTHER SMALL ARTICLES
phonemes: aɪ ˈɔːlweɪz fˈaɪnd ðæt ðɪs ɛkspˈɛɹɪmənt mˌeɪks ðɪ ˈɛɡ ɛksˈɛsɪvli vˈɑːlɐɾəl." ðɪs ˌʌnɛkspˈɛktᵻd deɪnˈuːmɔ̃ nˈɛvɚ fˈeɪlz tə ɹˈeɪz ɐ lˈæf ɐɡˈɛnst ðɪ ˌɪndᵻvˈɪdʒuːəl hˌuː hɐz sˈɔːt tʊ ɛmbˈæɹəs juː, wˌaɪl ðɪ ɪmpɹˈɑːmptuː dˌɪsɐpˈɪɹəns ʌvðɪ ˈɛɡ wɪl biː ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹdᵻd baɪ mˈɛni æz ðə mˈoʊst mˈɑːɹvələs pˈɔːɹʃən ʌvðə tɹˈɪk. ðə sˈeɪm ɛkspˈiːdiənt wɪl biː ˈiːkwəli ɐvˈeɪləbəl tə pɹɪvˈɛnt ðɪ ɛɡzˌæmᵻnˈeɪʃən, æɾ ɐn ˈɔːkwɚd mˈoʊmənt, ʌv ˈʌðɚ smˈɔːl ˈɑːɹɾɪkəlz.