text_original: Just recently a story has been going the rounds of the newspapers that the caterer for the Czar's table sometimes pays as high as $15 apiece for peaches for the royal table. Hereupon a solemn American editor remarked that if the whole royal family should live upon nothing but peaches it would still be cheaper than carrying on the Japanese war.
text_transcription: JUST RECENTLY A STORY HAS BEEN GOING THE ROUNDS OF THE NEWSPAPERS THAT THE CATERER FOR THE CZAR'S TABLE SOMETIMES PAYS AS HIGH AS FIFTEEN DOLLARS A PIECE FOR PEACHES FOR THE ROYAL TABLE HEREUPON A SOLEMN AMERICAN EDITOR REMARKED THAT IF THE WHOLE ROYAL FAMILY SHOULD LIVE UPON NOTHING BUT PEACHES IT WOULD STILL BE CHEAPER THAN CARRYING ON THE JAPANESE WAR
phonemes: dʒˈʌst ɹˈiːsəntli ɐ stˈɔːɹi hˈæzbiːn ɡˌoʊɪŋ ðə ɹˈaʊndz ʌvðə nˈuːzpeɪpɚz ðætðə kˈeɪɾɚɹɚ fɚðə zˈɑːɹz tˈeɪbəl sˈʌmtaɪmz pˈeɪz æz hˈaɪ æz dˈɑːlɚ fˈɪftiːn ɐpˈiːs fɔːɹ pˈiːtʃᵻz fɚðə ɹˈɔɪəl tˈeɪbəl. hˈɪɹəpˌɑːn ɐ sˈɑːləm ɐmˈɛɹɪkən ˈɛdɪɾɚ ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt ðæt ɪf ðə hˈoʊl ɹˈɔɪəl fˈæmɪli ʃˌʊd lˈɪv əpˌɑːn nˈʌθɪŋ bˌʌt pˈiːtʃᵻz ɪt wʊd stˈɪl biː tʃˈiːpɚ ðɐn kˈæɹiɪŋ ɔnðə dʒˌæpənˈiːz wˈɔːɹ.