text_original: In order to get the secret, undis  covered, and unwitnessed suffering out of the world it was almost compulsory to invent gods and a hierarchy of in  termediate beings, in short, something which wanders even among secret places, sees even in the dark, and makes a point of never missing an interesting and painful spectacle.
text_transcription: IN ORDER TO GET THE SECRET UNDISCOVERED AND UNWITNESSED SUFFERING OUT OF THE WORLD IT WAS ALMOST COMPULSORY TO INVENT GODS AND HIERARCHY OF INTERMEDIATE BEINGS IN SHORT SOMETHING WHICH WANDERS EVEN AMONG SECRET PLACES SEES EVEN IN THE DARK AND MAKES A POINT OF NEVER MISSING AN INTERESTING AND PAINFUL SPECTACLE
phonemes: ɪn ˈɔːɹdɚ tə ɡɛt ðə sˈiːkɹᵻt, ʌndˈɪs kˈʌvɚd, ænd ʌnwˈɪtnəst sˈʌfɚɹɪŋ ˌaʊɾəv ðə wˈɜːld ɪt wʌz ˈɔːlmoʊst kəmpˈʌlsɚɹi tʊ ɪnvˈɛnt ɡˈɑːdz ænd ɐ hˈaɪɚɹɑːɹki ʌv ɪn tˈɜːmiːdɪət bˈiːɪŋz, ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, sˈʌmθɪŋ wˌɪtʃ wˈɔndɚz ˈiːvən ɐmˌʌŋ sˈiːkɹᵻt plˈeɪsᵻz, sˈiːz ˈiːvən ɪnðə dˈɑːɹk, ænd mˌeɪks ɐ pˈɔɪnt ʌv nˈɛvɚ mˈɪsɪŋ ɐn ˈɪntɹɛstɪŋ ænd pˈeɪnfəl spˈɛktəkəl.