text_original: Here you may possibly hear, or if not, you pretend to hear, a murmur to the effect that the feather has already left the tube. " Pardon me," you say, " the plume has not yet left the tube, neither will it do so until I give the command," and so saying, you take off the cap, leaving on the false top. The audi  ence see the little bit of feather within, which they naturally take to be the end of the genuine plume.
text_transcription: HERE YOU MAY POSSIBLY HEAR OR IF NOT YOU PRETEND TO HEAR MURMUR TO THE EFFECT THAT THE FEATHER HAS ALREADY LEFT THE TUBE PARDON ME YOU SAY THE PLUME HAS NOT YET LEFT THE TUBE NEITHER WILL IT DO SO UNTIL I GIVE THE COMMAND AND SO SAYING YOU TAKE UP THE CAP LEAVING ON THE FALSE TOP YOU AUDIENCE SEE THE LITTLE BIT OF FEATHER WITHIN WHICH THEY NATURALLY TAKE TO BE THE END OF THE GENUINE PLUME
phonemes: hˈɪɹ juː mˈeɪ pˈɑːsᵻbli hˈɪɹ, ɔːɹ ɪf nˈɑːt, juː pɹɪtˈɛnd tə hˈɪɹ, ɐ mˈɜːmɚ tə ðɪ ɪfˈɛkt ðætðə fˈɛðɚ hɐz ɔːlɹˌɛdi lˈɛft ðə tˈuːb. " pˈɑːɹdən mˌiː," juː sˈeɪ, " ðə plˈuːm həznɑːt jˈɛt lˈɛft ðə tˈuːb, nˈiːðɚ wɪl ɪt dˈuː sˌoʊ ʌntˈɪl aɪ ɡˈɪv ðə kəmˈænd," ænd sˌoʊ sˈeɪɪŋ, juː tˈeɪk ˈɔf ðə kˈæp, lˈiːvɪŋ ɔnðə fˈɔls tˈɑːp. ðɪ ˈaʊdi ɛnsˈɛ sˈiː ðə lˈɪɾəl bˈɪt ʌv fˈɛðɚ wɪðˈɪn, wˌɪtʃ ðeɪ nˈætʃɚɹəli tˈeɪk təbi ðɪ ˈɛnd ʌvðə dʒˈɛnjuːɪn plˈuːm.