text_original: Some performers do this by letting the tube fall, as if by accident, but this is, in our opinion, a clumsy and inartistic proceeding.
text_transcription: SOME PERFORMERS DO THIS BY LETTING THE TUBE FALL AS IF BY ACCIDENT BUT THIS IS IN OUR OPINION A CLUMSY AND AN ARTISTIC PROCEEDING
phonemes: sˌʌm pɚfˈɔːɹmɚz dˈuː ðɪs baɪ lˈɛɾɪŋ ðə tˈuːb fˈɔːl, æz ɪf baɪ ˈæksɪdənt, bˌʌt ðɪs ɪz, ɪn ˌaʊɚɹ əpˈɪniən, ɐ klˈʌmzi ænd ɪnɑːɹtˈɪstɪk pɹəsˈiːdɪŋ.