text_original: By gesticulat  ing a little with the tube, in announcing what you are about to do, so that the audience may, little by little, become less certain as to which end you have just opened, and by carelessly transfer  ring the tube from the one hand to the other just as you lay it on the table, you may make the change with scarcely a chance of detec  tion, even by the keenest observer.
text_transcription: BY GESTICULATING A LITTLE WITH A TUBE AND ANNOUNCING WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO SO THAT THE AUDIENCE MAY LITTLE BY LITTLE BECOME LESS CERTAIN AS TO WHICH END YOU HAVE JUST OPENED AND BY CARELESSLY TRANSFERRING THE TUBE FROM THE ONE HAND TO THE OTHER JUST AS YOU LAY IT ON THE TABLE YOU MAY MAKE THE CHANGE WITH SCARCELY A CHANCE OF DETECTION EVEN BY THE KEENEST OBSERVER
phonemes: baɪ dʒˈɛstɪkjˌʊlæt ˈɪŋ ɐ lˈɪɾəl wɪððə tˈuːb, ɪn ɐnˈaʊnsɪŋ wʌt juː ɑːɹ ɐbˌaʊt tə dˈuː, sˌoʊ ðætðɪ ˈɔːdiəns mˈeɪ, lˈɪɾəl baɪ lˈɪɾəl, bɪkˌʌm lˈɛs sˈɜːʔn̩ æz tʊ wˌɪtʃ ˈɛnd juː hæv dʒˈʌst ˈoʊpənd, ænd baɪ kˈɛɹləsli tɹˈænsfɜː ɹˈɪŋ ðə tˈuːb fɹʌmðə wˈʌn hˈænd tə ðɪ ˈʌðɚ dʒˈʌst æz juː lˈeɪ ɪɾ ɔnðə tˈeɪbəl, juː mˈeɪ mˌeɪk ðə tʃˈeɪndʒ wɪð skˈɛɹsli ɐ tʃˈæns ʌv dɪtˈɛk tɪˈɑːn, ˈiːvən baɪ ðə kˈiːnɪst əbzˈɜːvɚ.