text_original: The teacher told the boy to ask his mother to call around at the schoolhouse. She wrote this note instead: _Teacher_: John says you want to see me. I have a bier saloon and nine children. Bizness is good in morning an' aft'noon. How can I come?
text_transcription: THE TEACHER TOLD THE BOY TO ASK HIS MOTHER TO CALL AROUND AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE SHE WROTE THIS NOTE INSTEAD TEACHER JOHN SAYS YOU WANT TO SEE ME I HAVE A BEER SALOON AND NINE CHILDREN BUSINESS IS GOOD IN MORNING AND AFTERNOON HOW CAN I COME
phonemes: ðə tˈiːtʃɚ tˈoʊld ðə bˈɔɪ tʊ ˈæsk hɪz mˈʌðɚ tə kˈɔːl ɚɹˈaʊnd æt ðə skˈuːlhaʊs. ʃiː ɹˈoʊt ðɪs nˈoʊt ɪnstˈɛd: tˈiːtʃɚ: dʒˈɑːn sˈɛz juː wˈɔnt tə sˈiː mˌiː. aɪ hæv ɐ bˈɪɹ sɐlˈuːn ænd nˈaɪn tʃˈɪldɹən. bˈɪznəs ɪz ɡˈʊd ɪn mˈɔːɹnɪŋ æn æftnˈuːn. hˌaʊ kæn aɪ kˈʌm?