text_original: The dwarf pears did somewhat better. They seemed to understand their business, and they kept about it without much attention from me. I never cared much for pears, anyway. But the plums were the brilliant success, at least with reference to my own interior personal experience.
text_transcription: THE DWARF PEARS DID SOMEWHAT BETTER THEY SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND THEIR BUSINESS AND THEY KEPT ABOUT IT WITHOUT MUCH ATTENTION FROM ME I NEVER CARED MUCH FOR PEARS ANYWAY BUT THE PLUMS WERE THE BRILLIANT SUCCESS AT LEAST WITH REFERENCE TO MY OWN INTERIOR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
phonemes: ðə dwˈɔːɹf pˈɛɹz dˈɪd sˈʌmwʌt bˈɛɾɚ. ðeɪ sˈiːmd tʊ ˌʌndɚstˈænd ðɛɹ bˈɪznəs, ænd ðeɪ kˈɛpt ɐbˌaʊt ɪt wɪðˌaʊt mˈʌtʃ ɐtˈɛnʃən fɹʌm mˌiː. aɪ nˈɛvɚ kˈɛɹd mˈʌtʃ fɔːɹ pˈɛɹz, ˈɛnɪwˌeɪ. bˌʌt ðə plˈʌmz wɜː ðə bɹˈɪliənt səksˈɛs, æt lˈiːst wɪð ɹˈɛfɹəns tə maɪ ˈoʊn ɪntˈɪɹiɚ pˈɜːsənəl ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns.