text_original: When we come to the two rows of horizontal cordon apples, though, the real fun has begun.
text_transcription: WHEN WE COME TO THE TWO ROWS OF HORIZONTAL CORDON APPLES THOUGH THE REAL FUN HAS BEGUN
phonemes: wˌɛn wiː kˈʌm tə ðə tˈuː ɹˈoʊz ʌv hˌɔːɹɪzˈɔntəl kˈɔːɹdən ˈæpəlz, ðˌoʊ, ðə ɹˈiːəl fˈʌn hɐz bɪɡˈʌn.