text_original: In sooth, only divine spectators could have appreciated the drama that then began, and whose end baffles conjecture as yet — a drama too subtle, too wonderful, too paradox  ical to warrant its undergoing a nonsensical and unheeded performance on some random grotesque planet!
text_transcription: IN SOOTH ONLY DIVINE SPECTATORS COULD HAVE APPRECIATED THE DRAMA THAT THEN BEGAN AND WHOSE END BAFFLES CONJECTURE AS YET A DRAMA TOO SUBTLE TOO WONDERFUL TOO PARADOXICAL TO WARRANT ITS UNDERGOING A NONSENSICAL AND UNHEEDED PERFORMANCE ON SOME RANDOM GROTESQUE PLANET
phonemes: ɪn sˈuːθ, ˈoʊnli dᵻvˈaɪn spɛktˈeɪɾɚz kˌʊdɐv ɐpɹˈiːʃɪˌeɪɾᵻd ðə dɹˈɑːmə ðæt ðˈɛn bɪɡˈæn, ænd hˌuːz ˈɛnd bˈæfəlz kəndʒˈɛktʃɚɹ æz jˈɛt — ɐ dɹˈɑːmə tˈuː sˈʌɾəl, tˈuː wˈʌndɚfəl, tˈuː pˈæɹədˌɑːks ˈaɪkəl tə wˈɔːɹənt ɪts ˌʌndɚɡˈoʊɪŋ ɐ nˌɑːnsˈɛnsɪkəl ænd ʌnhˈiːdᵻd pɚfˈɔːɹməns ˌɔn sˌʌm ɹˈændəm ɡɹoʊtˈɛsk plˈænɪt!