text_original: so do we at times rub after  wards, as it were, our puzzled ears, and ask in complete astonishment and complete embarrassment, "Through what have we in point of fact just lived?" further, "Who are we in point of fact?"
text_transcription: SO DO WE AT TIMES RUB AFTERWARDS AS IT WERE OUR PUZZLED YEARS AND ASK IN COMPLETE ASTONISHMENT AND COMPLETE EMBARRASSMENT THROUGH WHAT HAVE WE IN POINT OF FACT JUST LIVED FURTHER WHO ARE WE IN POINT OF FACT
phonemes: sˌoʊ dˈuː wiː æt tˈaɪmz ɹˈʌb ˈæftɚ wˈɔːɹdz, æz ɪt wɜː, ˌaʊɚ pˈʌzəld ˈɪɹz, ænd ˈæsk ɪn kəmplˈiːt ɐstˈɑːnɪʃmənt ænd kəmplˈiːt ɛmbˈæɹəsmənt, "θɹuː wʌt hæv wiː ɪn pˈɔɪnt ʌv fˈækt dʒˈʌst lˈɪvd?" fˈɜːðɚ, "hˌuː ɑːɹ wiː ɪn pˈɔɪnt ʌv fˈækt?"