text_original: We had, it would seem, ingeniously selected the only place where there were none. But somehow the services of So and So could not be procured.
text_transcription: WE HAD IT WOULD SEEM INGENUOUSLY SELECTED THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THERE WERE NONE BUT SOMEHOW THE SERVICES OF SO AND SO COULD NOT BE PROCURED
phonemes: wiː hˌæd, ɪt wʊd sˈiːm, ɪndʒˈiːniəsli sᵻlˈɛktᵻd ðɪ ˈoʊnli plˈeɪs wˌɛɹ ðɛɹwˌɜː nˈʌn. bˌʌt sˈʌmhaʊ ðə sˈɜːvɪsᵻz ʌv sˌoʊ ænd sˌoʊ kʊd nˌɑːt biː pɹəkjˈʊɹd.