text_original: First your power of speech deserted you, then your eyesight went, and at length you became uncertain whether you were alive. Then hilarity at the sheer discomfort overtook me, and I was joined in it by a brother American; but two Jew drummers on the back seat could not understand, and seemed on the verge of tears.
text_transcription: FIRST YOUR POWER OF SPEECH DESERTED YOU THEN YOUR EYESIGHT WENT AND AT LENGTH YOU BECAME UNCERTAIN WHETHER YOU WERE ALIVE THEN HILARITY OF THE SHEER DISCOMFORT OVERTOOK ME AND I WAS JOINED IN IT BY A BROTHER AMERICAN BUT TWO DRUMMERS ON THE BACK SEAT COULD NOT UNDERSTAND AND SEEMED ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
phonemes: fˈɜːst jʊɹ pˈaʊɚɹ ʌv spˈiːtʃ dᵻzˈɜːɾᵻd juː, ðˈɛn jʊɹ ˈaɪsaɪt wˈɛnt, ænd æt lˈɛŋθ juː bɪkˌeɪm ʌnsˈɜːʔn̩ wˈɛðɚ juː wɜːɹ ɐlˈaɪv. ðˈɛn hɪlˈæɹᵻɾi æt ðə ʃˈɪɹ dɪskˈʌmfɚt ˌoʊvɚtˈʊk mˌiː, ænd aɪ wʌz dʒˈɔɪnd ɪn ɪt baɪ ɐ bɹˈʌðɚɹ ɐmˈɛɹɪkən; bˌʌt tˈuː dʒˈuː dɹˈʌmɚz ɔnðə bˈæk sˈiːt kʊd nˌɑːt ˌʌndɚstˈænd, ænd sˈiːmd ɔnðə vˈɜːdʒ ʌv tˈɪɹz.