text_original: I should like to know how many cargoes of imitation ideal  ism, of hero costumes and high falutin' clap  trap, how many casks of sweetened pity liqueur (Firm: la religion de la souffrance), how many crutches of righteous indig  nation for the help of these flat footed intellects, how many comedians of the Christian moral ideal would need to day to be exported from Europe, to enable its air to smell pure again.
text_transcription: I SHOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW MANY CARGOES OF IMITATION IDEALISM OF HERO COSTUMES WITH HIGH PALUTUM CLAPTRAP HOW MANY CASKS OF SWEETEN PITY LIQUEUR FIRM LA RILEIGION DE LA SU FRANCE HOW MANY CRUTCHES OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION FOR THE HELP OF THOSE FLAT FOOTED INTELLECTS HOW MANY COMEDIANS OF THE CHRISTIAN MORAL IDEAL WOULD NEED TO DAY TO BE EXPORTED FROM EUROPE TO ENABLE ITS AIR TO SMELL PURE AGAIN
phonemes: aɪ ʃˌʊd lˈaɪk tə nˈoʊ hˌaʊ mˈɛni kˈɑːɹɡoʊz ʌv ˌɪmɪtˈeɪʃən aɪdˈiəl ˈɪzəm, ʌv hˈiəɹoʊ kˈɔstuːmz ænd hˈaɪ fˈæluːtˌɪn klˈæp tɹˈæp, hˌaʊ mˈɛni kˈæsks ʌv swˈiːʔn̩d pˈɪɾi lᵻkˈɜː (fˈɜːm: lˌæ ɹᵻlˈɪdʒən də lˌæ sˈuːfɹəns), hˌaʊ mˈɛni kɹˈʌtʃᵻz ʌv ɹˈaɪtʃəs ɪndˈɪɡ nˈeɪʃən fɚðə hˈɛlp ʌv ðiːz flˈæt fˈʊɾᵻd ˈɪntəlˌɛkts, hˌaʊ mˈɛni kəmˈiːdiənz ʌvðə kɹˈɪstʃən mˈɔːɹəl aɪdˈiəl wʊd nˈiːd tə dˈeɪ təbi ɛkspˈɔːɹɾᵻd fɹʌm jˈʊɹɹəp, tʊ ɛnˈeɪbəl ɪts ˈɛɹ tə smˈɛl pjˈʊɹ ɐɡˈɛn.