text_original: Strip him of his hide, stand him erect on his hind feet, stick a plug hat on his upper end, and he resembles in anatomy and general appearance that "noblest work of God"  man: a little too long bodied, neck a little short, but otherwise, looking at the muscles of his thighs and forearm, a veritable athlete.
text_transcription: STRIP HIM OF HIS HIDE STAND HIM ERECT ON HIS HIND FEET STICK A PLUG HAT ON HIS UPPER END AND HE RESEMBLES AN ANATOMY IN GENERAL APPEARANCE THAT OF THE NOBLEST WORK OF GOD MAN LITTLE TOO LONG BODIED NECK A LITTLE SHORT BUT OTHERWISE LOOKING AT THE MUSCLES OF HIS THIGHS AND FOREARM A VERITABLE ATHLETE
phonemes: stɹˈɪp hˌɪm ʌv hɪz hˈaɪd, stˈænd hˌɪm ɪɹˈɛkt ˌɔn hɪz hˈaɪnd fˈiːt, stˈɪk ɐ plˈʌɡ hˈæt ˌɔn hɪz ˌʌpɚɹ ˈɛnd, ænd hiː ɹᵻzˈɛmbəlz ɪn ɐnˈæɾəmi ænd dʒˈɛnɚɹəl ɐpˈɪɹəns ðˈæt "nˈoʊbəlɪst wˈɜːk ʌv ɡˈɑːd"  mˈæn: ɐ lˈɪɾəl tˈuː lˈɔŋ bˈɑːdid, nˈɛk ɐ lˈɪɾəl ʃˈɔːɹt, bˌʌt ˈʌðɚwˌaɪz, lˈʊkɪŋ æt ðə mˈʌsəlz ʌv hɪz θˈaɪz ænd fˈɔːɹɑːɹm, ɐ vˈɛɹɪɾəbəl ˈæθliːt.