text_original: Moral: What sensible man nowadays writes one honest word about himself? He must already belong to the Order of Holy Foolhardiness.
text_transcription: MORAL WHAT SENSIBLE MAN NOWADAYS WRITES ONE HONEST WORD ABOUT HIMSELF HE MUST ALREADY BELONG TO THE ORDER OF HOLY FOOLHARDINESS
phonemes: mˈɔːɹəl: wˌʌt sˈɛnsᵻbəl mˈæn nˈaʊədˌeɪz ɹˈaɪts wˈʌn ˈɑːnɪst wˈɜːd ɐbˌaʊt hɪmsˈɛlf? hiː mˈʌst ɔːlɹˌɛdi bᵻlˈɔŋ tə ðɪ ˈɔːɹdɚɹ ʌv hˈoʊli fˈuːlhɑːɹdinəs.