text_original: All that its forger had to go on was my unprofessional and inexpert description, and a lame sketch in pencil; but he succeeded so well that the hollow iron cone and joints of pipe he fitted together turned out most efficient.
text_transcription: ALL THAT ITS FORGER HAD TO GO ON WAS MY UNPROFESSIONAL AND INEXPERT DESCRIPTION AND A LAME SKETCH AND PENCIL BUT HE SUCCEEDED SO WELL THAT THE HOLLOW IRON CONE AND JOINTS OF PIPE HE FITTED TOGETHER TURNED OUT MOST EFFICIENT
phonemes: ˈɔːl ðæt ɪts fˈɔːɹdʒɚ hædtə ɡˌoʊ ˌɔn wʌz maɪ ʌnpɹəfˈɛʃənəl ænd ˌɪnˈɛkspɜːt dᵻskɹˈɪpʃən, ænd ɐ lˈeɪm skˈɛtʃ ɪn pˈɛnsəl; bˌʌt hiː səksˈiːdᵻd sˌoʊ wˈɛl ðætðə hˈɑːloʊ ˈaɪɚn kˈoʊn ænd dʒˈɔɪnts ʌv pˈaɪp hiː fˈɪɾᵻd təɡˌɛðɚ tˈɜːnd ˈaʊt mˈoʊst ɪfˈɪʃənt.