text_original: Reader, I promise thee here such things, which ordinarily promised do seem to challenge the greatest attention, (whether thou regard the dig  nity or profit of the matter treated, or the right method of handling it, or the honest motive and good advice to undertake it, or lastly the modera  tion of the author,) and I lay them here before thine eyes.
text_transcription: READER I PROMISE THEE HERE SUCH THINGS WHICH ORDINARILY PROMISE DO SEEM TO CHALLENGE THE GREATEST ATTENTION WHETHER THOU REGARD THE DIGNITY OR PROFIT OF THE MATTER TREATED OR THE RIGHT METHOD OF HANDLING IT OR THE HONEST MOTIVE AND GOOD ADVICE TO UNDERTAKE IT OR LASTLY THE MODERATION OF THE AUTHOR AND I LAY THEM HERE BEFORE THINE EYES
phonemes: ɹˈiːdɚ, aɪ pɹˈɑːmɪs ðiː hˈɪɹ sˈʌtʃ θˈɪŋz, wˌɪtʃ ˌɔːɹdɪnˈɛɹᵻli pɹˈɑːmɪst dˈuː sˈiːm tə tʃˈælɪndʒ ðə ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst ɐtˈɛnʃən, (wˈɛðɚ ðˈaʊ ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹd ðə dˈɪɡ nˈɪɾi ɔːɹ pɹˈɑːfɪt ʌvðə mˈæɾɚ tɹˈiːɾᵻd, ɔːɹ ðə ɹˈaɪt mˈɛθəd ʌv hˈændlɪŋ ɪt, ɔːɹ ðɪ ˈɑːnɪst mˈoʊɾɪv ænd ɡˈʊd ɐdvˈaɪs tʊ ˌʌndɚtˈeɪk ɪt, ɔːɹ lˈæstli ðə mˈɑːdɚɹə tɪˈɑːn ʌvðɪ ˈɔːθɚ,) ænd aɪ lˈeɪ ðˌɛm hˈɪɹ bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðaɪn ˈaɪz.