text_original: They have an ambition which makes one laugh: the thing dishes up cut and dried his most personal life, his melancholies, and common or garden troubles, as though the Universe itself were under an obligation to bother itself about them, for it never gets tired of wrap  ping up God Himself in the petty misery in which its * "Here I stand!
text_transcription: THEY HAVE AN AMBITION WHICH MAKES ONE LAUGH THE THING DISHES UP CUT AND DRIED HIS MOST PERSONAL LIFE HIS MELANCHOLIES AND COMMON OR GARDEN TROUBLES AS THOUGH THE UNIVERSE ITSELF WERE UNDER AN OBLIGATION TO BOTHER ITSELF ABOUT THEM FOR IT NEVER GETS TIRED OF WRAPPING UP GOD HIMSELF IN THE PETTY MISERY IN WHI
phonemes: ðeɪ hæv ɐn æmbˈɪʃən wˌɪtʃ mˌeɪks wˈʌn lˈæf: ðə θˈɪŋ dˈɪʃᵻz ˌʌp kˈʌt ænd dɹˈaɪd hɪz mˈoʊst pˈɜːsənəl lˈaɪf, hɪz mˈɛləŋkˌɑːliz, ænd kˈɑːmən ɔːɹ ɡˈɑːɹdən tɹˈʌbəlz, æz ðˌoʊ ðə jˈuːnɪvˌɜːs ɪtsˈɛlf wɜːɹ ˌʌndɚɹ ɐn ˌɑːblɪɡˈeɪʃən tə bˈɑːðɚɹ ɪtsˈɛlf ɐbˈaʊt ðˌɛm, fɔːɹ ɪt nˈɛvɚ ɡˈɛts tˈaɪɚd ʌv ɹˈæp pˈɪŋ ˌʌp ɡˈɑːd hɪmsˈɛlf ɪnðə pˈɛɾi mˈɪzɚɹi ɪnwˌɪtʃ ɪts ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk "hˈɪɹ aɪ stˈænd!