text_original: The alkali trails in Wyoming do not seem paradises till you bring your memory of them here. Nor am I alone in my estimate of this impossible hole. There is a sign post sticking up in the middle of it, that originally told the traveler it was thirty five miles to Central Ferry.
text_transcription: THE ALKALI TRAILS IN WYOMING DO NOT SEEM PARADISES TILL YOU BRING YOUR MEMORY OF THEM THERE NOR AM I ALONE IN MY ESTIMATE OF THIS IMPOSSIBLE WHOLE THERE IS A SIGNPOST STICKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT ORIGINALLY TOLD THE TRAVELLER THAT IT WAS THIRTY FIVE MILES TO CENTRAL FERRY
phonemes: ðɪ ˈælkəlˌaɪ tɹˈeɪlz ɪn waɪˈoʊmɪŋ duːnˌɑːt sˈiːm pˈæɹədˌaɪsᵻz tˈɪl juː bɹˈɪŋ jʊɹ mˈɛmɚɹi ʌv ðˌɛm hˈɪɹ. nˈɔːɹ æm aɪ ɐlˈoʊn ɪn maɪ ˈɛstᵻmət ʌv ðɪs ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl hˈoʊl. ðɛɹ ɪz ɐ sˈaɪn pˈoʊst stˈɪkɪŋ ˌʌp ɪnðə mˈɪdəl ʌv ɪt, ðæt ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəli tˈoʊld ðə tɹˈævəlɚɹ ɪt wʌz θˈɜːɾi fˈaɪv mˈaɪlz tə sˈɛntɹəl fˈɛɹi.