text_original: However, the young hero of joking and smoking celebrity, was not to be done by his cunning adversary, and he actually, at that hour of the morning, with the wind sharp as a "serpent's tooth," stripped himself to the _buff_.
text_transcription: HOWEVER THE YOUNG HERO OF JOKING AND SMOKING CELEBRITY WAS NOT TO BE DONE BY HIS CUNNING ADVERSARY AND HE ACTUALLY AT THAT HOUR OF THE MORNING WITH THE WIND SHARP AS A SERPENT'S TOOTH STRIPPED HIMSELF TO THE BUFF
phonemes: haʊˈɛvɚ, ðə jˈʌŋ hˈiəɹoʊ ʌv dʒˈoʊkɪŋ ænd smˈoʊkɪŋ səlˈɛbɹᵻɾi, wʌz nˌɑːt təbi dˈʌn baɪ hɪz kˈʌnɪŋ ˈædvɚsɚɹi, ænd hiː ˈæktʃuːəli, æt ðæt ˈaʊɚɹ ʌvðə mˈɔːɹnɪŋ, wɪððə wˈɪnd ʃˈɑːɹp æz ˈeɪ "sˈɜːpənts tˈuːθ," stɹˈɪpt hɪmsˈɛlf tə ðə bˈʌf.