text_original: ' Very well, sir, you must please yourself. But an orchid  house is a creetical thing to build. The outside of it may be as handsome as St. Peter's at Rome ; but your orchids won't thrive unless they like the inside arrangements, and for them ye'll want a practical man.'
text_transcription: VERY WELL SIR YOU MUST PLEASE YOURSELF BUT AN ORCHID HOUSE IS A CRITICAL THING TO BUILD THE OUTSIDE OF IT MAY BE AS HANDSOME AS SAINT PETER'S AT ROME BUT YOUR ORCHIDS WON'T THRIVE UNLESS THEY LIKE THE INSIDE ARRANGEMENTS AND FOR THEM YE'LL WANT A PRACTICAL MAN
phonemes: vˈɛɹi wˈɛl, sˌɜː, juː mˈʌst plˈiːz jɔːɹsˈɛlf. bˌʌt ɐn ˈɔːɹkɪd hˈaʊs ɪz ɐ kɹˈiːɾɪkəl θˈɪŋ tə bˈɪld. ðɪ aʊtsˈaɪd ʌv ɪt mˈeɪ biː æz hˈændsʌm æz sənt. pˈiːɾɚz æt ɹˈoʊm ; bˌʌt jʊɹ ˈɔːɹkɪdz woʊnt θɹˈaɪv ʌnlˈɛs ðeɪ lˈaɪk ðɪ ɪnsˈaɪd ɚɹˈeɪndʒmənts, ænd fɔːɹ ðˌɛm jˌiːəl wˈɔnt ɐ pɹˈæktɪkəl mˈæn.