text_original: The Rector, seeing where matters were trending, said we would close with a hymn. Before he had given out more than one line, Ursula did what she had never done before, and has never done since—raised the tune! She said it was sheer hysterics made her do so.
text_transcription: THE RECTOR SEEING WHERE MATTERS WERE TRENDING SAID WE WOULD CLOSE WITH A HYMN BEFORE HE HAD GIVEN OUT MORE THAN ONE LINE URSULA DID WHAT SHE HAD NEVER DONE BEFORE AND HAS NEVER DONE SINCE RAISED THE TUNE SHE SAID IT WAS SHEER HYSTERICS MADE HER DO SO
phonemes: ðə ɹˈɛktɚ, sˈiːɪŋ wˌɛɹ mˈæɾɚz wɜː tɹˈɛndɪŋ, sˈɛd wiː wʊd klˈoʊz wɪð ɐ hˈɪm. bᵻfˌɔːɹ hiː hæd ɡˈɪvən ˈaʊt mˈɔːɹ ðɐn wˈʌn lˈaɪn, ˈɜːsjʊlə dˈɪd wʌt ʃiː hæd nˈɛvɚ dˈʌn bᵻfˈɔːɹ, ænd hɐz nˈɛvɚ dˈʌn sˈɪns—ɹˈeɪzd ðə tˈuːn! ʃiː sˈɛd ɪt wʌz ʃˈɪɹ hɪstˈɛɹɪks mˌeɪd hɜː dˈuː soʊ.