text_original: All of which I knew from past experience was by way of letting me know that (being the unfortunate owner of the property) I should have the privilege of settling a nice long bill presently. I did feebly suggest that rather than imperil the lives of his most valuable looking assistants, he should simplify matters by dealing with the skylight from the inside. But he only looked at me witheringly and said, "Madam, the hinges are outside."
text_transcription: ALL OF WHICH I KNEW FROM PAST EXPERIENCE WAS BY WAY OF LETTING ME KNOW THAT BEING THE UNFORTUNATE OWNER OF THE PROPERTY I SHOULD HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF SETTLING A NICE LONG BILL PRESENTLY I DID FEEBLY SUGGEST THAT RATHER THAN IMPERIL THE LIVES OF HIS MOST VALUABLE LOOKING ASSISTANTS HE SHOULD SIMPLIFY MATTERS BY DEALING WITH A SKYLIGHT FROM THE INSIDE BUT HE ONLY LOOKED AT ME WITHERINGLY AND SAID MADAM THE HINGES ARE OUTSIDE
phonemes: ˈɔːl ʌvwˈɪtʃ aɪ nˈuː fɹʌm pˈæst ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns wʌz baɪ wˈeɪ ʌv lˈɛɾɪŋ mˌiː nˈoʊ ðˈæt (bˌiːɪŋ ðɪ ʌnfˈɔːɹtʃənət ˈoʊnɚɹ ʌvðə pɹˈɑːpɚɾi) aɪ ʃˌʊdəv ðə pɹˈɪvᵻlɪdʒ ʌv sˈɛɾəlɪŋ ɐ nˈaɪs lˈɔŋ bˈɪl pɹˈɛzəntli. aɪ dˈɪd fˈiːbli sədʒˈɛst ðæt ɹˈæðɚ ðɐn ɪmpˈɛɹəl ðə lˈaɪvz ʌv hɪz mˈoʊst vˈæljuːəbəl lˈʊkɪŋ ɐsˈɪstənts, hiː ʃˌʊd sˈɪmplᵻfˌaɪ mˈæɾɚz baɪ dˈiːlɪŋ wɪððə skˈaɪlaɪt fɹʌmðɪ ɪnsˈaɪd. bˌʌt hiː ˈoʊnli lˈʊkt æt mˌiː wˈɪðɚɹɪŋli ænd sˈɛd, "mˈædəm, ðə hˈɪndʒᵻz ɑːɹ aʊtsˈaɪd."