text_original: Don't imagine for a moment that this implied matrimonial divergence on the part of Mr. and Mrs. Jones, for a more contented couple you couldn't find in the village. It is merely the polite way we have, locally, of discounting our blessings, lest we should seem to be flaunting our happiness in the face of less fortunate people.
text_transcription: DON'T IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THAT THIS IMPLIED MATRIMONIAL DIVERGENCE ON THE PART OF MISTER AND MISSUS JONES FOR A MORE CONTENTED COUPLE YOU COULDN'T FIND IN THE VILLAGE IT IS MERELY THE POLITE WAY WE HAVE LOCALLY OF DISCOUNTING OUR BLESSINGS LEST WE SHOULD SEEM TO BE FLAUNTING OUR HAPPINESS IN THE FACE OF LESS FORTUNATE PEOPLE
phonemes: dˈoʊnt ɪmˈædʒɪn fɚɹə mˈoʊmənt ðæt ðɪs ɪmplˈaɪd mˌætɹɪmˈoʊnɪəl daɪvˈɜːdʒəns ɔnðə pˈɑːɹt ʌv mˈɪstɚ. ænd mˈɪsɪz. dʒˈoʊnz, fɚɹə mˈɔːɹ kəntˈɛntᵻd kˈʌpəl juː kˌʊdənt fˈaɪnd ɪnðə vˈɪlɪdʒ. ɪɾ ɪz mˈɪɹli ðə pəlˈaɪt wˈeɪ wiː hˈæv, lˈoʊkəli, ʌv dˈɪskaʊntɪŋ ˌaʊɚ blˈɛsɪŋz, lˈɛst wiː ʃˌʊd sˈiːm təbi flˈɔːntɪŋ ˌaʊɚ hˈæpɪnəs ɪnðə fˈeɪs ʌv lˈɛs fˈɔːɹtʃənət pˈiːpəl.