text_original: Or again : " Seeing that Apostle  spoons were still in common use in the reign of Eliza  beth, it may be fairly concluded that the immortal poet used one for his bread and treacle : for who shall affirm that he did not eat bread and treacle, that the inspired lad of the Stratford grammar school had not the same weaknesses and boyish affections as his schoolmates ? Who would not love to possess Shakespeare's spoon, or to eat out of Shakespeare's porringer?"
text_transcription: OR AGAIN SEEING THAT APOSTLE SPOONS WERE STILL IN COMMON USE IN THE REIGN OF ELIZABETH IT MAY BE FAIRLY CONCLUDED THAT THE IMMORTAL POET USED ONE FOR HIS BREAD AND TREACLE FOR WHO SHALL AFFIRM THAT HE DID NOT EAT BREAD AND TREACLE THAT THE INSPIRED LAD OF THE STRATFORD GRAMMAR SCHOOL HAD NOT THE SAME WEAKNESSES AND BOYISH AFFECTIONS AS HIS SCHOOLMATES WHO WOULD NOT LOVE TO POSSESS SHAKESPEARE'S SPOON OR TO EAT OUT OF SHAKESPEARE'S PORRINGER
phonemes: ɔːɹ ɐɡˈɛn : " sˈiːɪŋ ðæt ɐpˈɑːsəl spˈuːnz wɜː stˈɪl ɪn kˈɑːmən jˈuːs ɪnðə ɹˈeɪn ʌv ɪlˈaɪzə bˈɛθ, ɪt mˈeɪ biː fˈɛɹli kəŋklˈuːdᵻd ðætðɪ ɪmˈɔːɹɾəl pˈoʊɪt jˈuːzd wˈʌn fɔːɹ hɪz bɹˈɛd ænd tɹˈiːkəl : fɔːɹ hˌuː ʃˌæl ɐfˈɜːm ðæt hiː dɪdnˌɑːt ˈiːt bɹˈɛd ænd tɹˈiːkəl, ðætðɪ ɪnspˈaɪɚd lˈæd ʌvðə stɹˈætfɚd ɡɹˈæmɚ skˈuːl hæd nˌɑːt ðə sˈeɪm wˈiːknəsᵻz ænd bˈɔɪɪʃ ɐfˈɛkʃənz æz hɪz skˈuːlmeɪts ? hˌuː wʊd nˌɑːt lˈʌv tə pəzˈɛs ʃˈeɪkspɪɹz spˈuːn, ɔːɹ tʊ ˈiːt ˌaʊɾəv ʃˈeɪkspɪɹz pˈɔɹɪŋɚ?"