text_original: Virginia protested a Time Table was absolutely essential, else how would you ever be able to get away when you wanted to? And you never knew _when_ you might be summoned to anyone's funeral in a hurry, and was she supposed to be cut off from _all_ human enjoyment?
text_transcription: VIRGINIA PROTESTED A TIME TABLE WAS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL ELSE HOW WOULD YOU EVER BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WHEN YOU WANTED TO AND YOU NEVER KNEW WHEN YOU MIGHT BE SUMMONED TO ANY ONE'S FUNERAL IN A HURRY AND WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE CUT OFF FROM ALL HUMAN ENJOYMENT
phonemes: vɜːdʒˈɪniə pɹətˈɛstᵻd ɐ tˈaɪm tˈeɪbəl wʌz ˌæbsəlˈuːtli ᵻsˈɛnʃəl, ˈɛls hˌaʊ wʊd juː ˈɛvɚ biː ˈeɪbəl tə ɡɛt ɐwˈeɪ wɛn juː wˈɔntᵻd tuː? ænd juː nˈɛvɚ nˈuː wɛn juː mˌaɪt biː sˈʌmənd tʊ ˈɛnɪwˌʌnz fjˈuːnɚɹəl ɪn ɐ hˈɜːɹi, ænd wʌz ʃiː səpˈoʊzd təbi kˈʌt ˈɔf fɹʌm ˈɔːl hjˈuːmən ɛndʒˈɔɪmənt?