text_original: =Will=  you be still of tender mind; =Bring=  love not light, but constant kind, =The=  world would ne'er see such a couple; =Parson=  's can conquer every scruple, [Illustration] A few nights since, at a fashionable _hell_ in the western part of this _well policed_ metropolis, the following extraordinary wager was laid and decided.
text_transcription: WILL YOU STILL BE OF TENDER MIND BRING LOVE NOT LIGHT BUT CONSTANT KIND THE WORLD WOULD NE'ER SEE SUCH A COUPLE PARSONS CAN CONQUER EVERY SCRUPLE A FEW NIGHTS SINCE AT A FASHIONABLE HELL IN THE WESTERN PART OF THIS WELL POLICED METROPOLIS THE FOLLOWING EXTRAORDINARY WAGER WAS LAID AND DECIDED
phonemes: ˈiːkwəlz wɪl ˈiːkwəlz juː biː stˈɪl ʌv tˈɛndɚ mˈaɪnd; ˈiːkwəlz bɹˈɪŋ ˈiːkwəlz lˈʌv nˌɑːt lˈaɪt, bˌʌt kˈɑːnstənt kˈaɪnd, ˈiːkwəlz ðə ˈiːkwəlz wˈɜːld wʊd nˈɛɹ sˈiː sˈʌtʃ ɐ kˈʌpəl; ˈiːkwəlz pˈɑːɹsən ˈiːkwəlz ˈɛs kæn kˈɑːŋkɚɹ ˈɛvɹi skɹˈuːpəl, [ˌɪləstɹˈeɪʃən] ɐ fjˈuː nˈaɪts sˈɪns, æɾə fˈæʃənəbəl hˈɛl ɪnðə wˈɛstɚn pˈɑːɹt ʌv ðɪs wˈɛl pəlˈiːst mətɹˈɑːpəlˌɪs, ðə fˈɑːloʊɪŋ ɛkstɹˈɔːɹdɪnˌɛɹi wˈeɪdʒɚ wʌz lˈeɪd ænd dᵻsˈaɪdᵻd.