text_original: I've noticed over and over again that people plagiarize my really cleverest remarks before I've actually had time to say them myself; and I think something ought to be done to prevent the infringement of copyright in this barefaced way.
text_transcription: I'VE NOTICED OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT PEOPLE PLAGIARIZE MY REALLY CLEVEREST REMARKS BEFORE I'VE ACTUALLY HAD TIME TO SAY THEM MYSELF AND I THINK SOMETHING OUGHT TO BE DONE TO PREVENT THE INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT IN THIS BARE FACED WAY
phonemes: aɪv nˈoʊɾɪst ˌoʊvɚ ænd ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐɡˈɛn ðæt pˈiːpəl plˈeɪdʒɚɹˌaɪz maɪ ɹˈiəli klˈɛvɚɹɪst ɹᵻmˈɑːɹks bᵻfˌɔːɹ aɪv ˈæktʃuːəli hæd tˈaɪm tə sˈeɪ ðˌɛm maɪsˈɛlf; ænd aɪ θˈɪŋk sˈʌmθɪŋ ˈɔːt təbi dˈʌn tə pɹɪvˈɛnt ðɪ ɪnfɹˈɪndʒmənt ʌv kˈɑːpɪɹˌaɪt ɪn ðɪs bˈɛɹfeɪst wˈeɪ.