text_original: _That_ isn't brown bread, waitress! I said _brown_ bread surely? I _must_ have said brown bread, because I positively cannot touch anything else. Don't you remember I called you back and said, '_Brown_ bread, waitress?' Well, if you can change it, that's all right. Wait a minute, though; after all, I think I'll have white. . . . Yes, you can leave it; but all the same, I can't think why people never listen to what one says."
text_transcription: THAT ISN'T BROWN BREAD WAITRESS I SAID BROWNBREAD SURELY I MUST HAVE SAID BROWN BREAD BECAUSE I POSITIVELY CANNOT TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE DON'T YOU REMEMBER I CALLED YOU BACK AND SAID BROWN BREAD WAITRESS WELL IF YOU CAN CHANGE IT THAT'S ALL RIGHT WAIT A MINUTE THOUGH AFTER ALL I THINK I'LL HAVE WHITE YES YOU CAN LEAVE IT BUT ALL THE SAME I CAN'T THINK WHY PEOPLE NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT ONE SAYS
phonemes: ðæt ˌɪzənt bɹˈaʊn bɹˈɛd, wˈeɪtɹəs! aɪ sˈɛd bɹˈaʊn bɹˈɛd ʃˈʊɹli? aɪ mˈʌstɐv sˈɛd bɹˈaʊn bɹˈɛd, bɪkˈʌz aɪ pˈɑːzᵻtˌɪvli kænˈɑːt tˈʌtʃ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ˈɛls. dˈoʊnt juː ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚɹ aɪ kˈɔːld juː bˈæk ænd sˈɛd, bɹˈaʊn bɹˈɛd, wˈeɪtɹəs?wˈɛl, ɪf juː kæn tʃˈeɪndʒ ɪt, ðæts ˈɔːl ɹˈaɪt. wˈeɪt ɐ mˈɪnɪt, ðˌoʊ; ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl, aɪ θˈɪŋk aɪl hæv wˈaɪt. . . . jˈɛs, juː kæn lˈiːv ɪt; bˌʌt ˈɔːl ðə sˈeɪm, aɪ kˈænt θˈɪŋk wˌaɪ pˈiːpəl nˈɛvɚ lˈɪsən tə wʌt wˈʌn sˈɛz."