text_original: What good was a tin of linseed, for instance, or a bottle of cayenne, or a bottle of evaporated horse radish (with the sirloin presumably still gambolling about somewhere in the valley)?
text_transcription: WHAT GOOD WAS A TIN OF LINSEED FOR INSTANCE OR A BOTTLE OF CAYENNE OR A BOTTLE OF EVAPORATED HORSE RADISH WITH A SIRLOIN PRESUMABLY STILL GAMBOLLING ABOUT SOMEWHERE IN THE VALLEY
phonemes: wˌʌt ɡˈʊd wʌzɐ tˈɪn ʌv lˈɪnsiːd, fɔːɹ ˈɪnstəns, ɔːɹ ɐ bˈɑːɾəl ʌv keɪˈɛn, ɔːɹ ɐ bˈɑːɾəl ʌv ɪvˈæpɚɹˌeɪɾᵻd hˈɔːɹs ɹˈædɪʃ (wɪððə sˈɜːlɔɪn pɹɪzˈuːməbli stˈɪl ɡˈæmbɑːlɪŋ ɐbˌaʊt sˈʌmwɛɹ ɪnðə vˈæli)?