text_original: No, sir, she popped out as you popped in.  Has she left any rent for me?  Yes, sir, she has left 9d. in the teacup on the mantlepiece.  What, 9d. out of two months. Why your mother must think I'm a fool.
text_transcription: NO SIR SHE POPPED OUT AS YOU POPPED IN HAS SHE LEFT ANY RENT FOR ME YES SIR SHE HAS LEFT NINEPENCE IN THE TEACUP ON THE MANTELPIECE WHAT NINEPENCE OUT OF TWO MONTHS WHY YOUR MOTHER MUST THINK I'M A FOOL
phonemes: nˈoʊ, sˌɜː, ʃiː pˈɑːpt ˈaʊt æz juː pˈɑːpt ˈɪn.  hɐz ʃiː lˈɛft ˌɛni ɹˈɛnt fɔːɹ mˌiː?  jˈɛs, sˌɜː, ʃiː hɐz lˈɛft nˈaɪn dˈiː. ɪnðə tˈiːkʌp ɔnðə mˈæntəlpˌiːs.  wˌʌt, nˈaɪn dˈiː. ˌaʊɾəv tˈuː mˈʌnθs. wˌaɪ jʊɹ mˈʌðɚ mˈʌst θˈɪŋk aɪm ɐ fˈuːl.