text_original: Evidently he could think of no more hopelessly incapable specimen of humanity. Then it transpired that the real object of his call on me was to ask whether I authorised him to put in a new stop cock (more special fees, of course).
text_transcription: EVIDENTLY HE COULD THINK OF NO MORE HOPELESSLY INCAPABLE SPECIMEN OF HUMANITY THEN IT TRANSPIRED THAT THE REAL OBJECT OF HIS CALL ON ME WAS TO ASK WHETHER I AUTHORISED HIM TO PUT IN A NEW STOP COCK MORE SPECIAL FEES OF COURSE
phonemes: ˈɛvɪdəntli hiː kʊd θˈɪŋk ʌv nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ hˈoʊpləsli ɪŋkˈeɪpəbəl spˈɛsɪmən ʌv hjuːmˈænᵻɾi. ðˈɛn ɪt tɹænspˈaɪɚd ðætðə ɹˈiːəl ˈɑːbdʒɛkt ʌv hɪz kˈɔːl ˌɔn mˌiː wʌz tʊ ˈæsk wˈɛðɚɹ aɪ ˈɔːθɚɹˌaɪzd hˌɪm tə pˌʊt ɪn ɐ nˈuː stˈɑːp kˈɑːk (mˈɔːɹ spˈɛʃəl fˈiːz, ʌv kˈɔːɹs).