text_original: Garnish with flowers of endearment and kindness, and you will then fully appreciate the delights of a dish, compared with which all others sink into insignicance; namely A GOOD WIFE.
text_transcription: GARNISH WITH FLOWERS OF ENDEARMENT AND KINDNESS AND YOU WILL THEN FULLY APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTS OF THIS DISH COMPARED WITH WHICH ALL OTHERS SINK INTO INSIGNIFICANCE NAMELY A GOOD WIFE
phonemes: ɡˈɑːɹnɪʃ wɪð flˈaʊɚz ʌv ɛndˈɪɹmənt ænd kˈaɪndnəs, ænd juː wɪl ðˈɛn fˈʊli ɐpɹˈiːʃɪˌeɪt ðə dᵻlˈaɪts əvə dˈɪʃ, kəmpˈɛɹd wɪð wˌɪtʃ ˈɔːl ˈʌðɚz sˈɪŋk ˌɪntʊ ɪnsˈɪɡnɪkəns; nˈeɪmli ɐ ɡˈʊd wˈaɪf.