text_original: So listen to this funny tale, She tried to cause much strife. Did this false swearing woman,   The Chigwell Station master's wife.
text_transcription: SO LISTEN TO THIS FUNNY TALE SHE TRIED TO CAUSE MUCH STRIFE DID THIS FALSE SWEARING WOMAN THE CHIGWELL STATION MASTER'S WIFE
phonemes: sˌoʊ lˈɪsən tə ðɪs fˈʌni tˈeɪl, ʃiː tɹˈaɪd tə kˈɔːz mˈʌtʃ stɹˈaɪf. dˈɪd ðɪs fˈɔls swˈɛɹɪŋ wˈʊmən,   ðə tʃˈɪɡwɛl stˈeɪʃən mˈæstɚz wˈaɪf.