text_original: And knowing this, the Head of Affairs doesn't keep his best saws there!—not the splendid big "Farmer's Saw," with its doubly notched teeth, that run through big fir trunks with amazing ease; nor the finer tools that deal with the short snappy branches.
text_transcription: AND KNOWING THIS THE HEAD OF AFFAIRS DOESN'T KEEP HIS BEST SAWS THERE NOT THE SPLENDID BIG FARMER'S SAW WITH ITS DOUBLY KNOTCHED TEETH THAT RUN THROUGH BIG FIR TRUNKS WITH AMAZING EASE NOR THE FINER TOOLS THAT DEAL WITH THE SHORT SNAPPY BRANCHES
phonemes: ænd nˈoʊɪŋ ðˈɪs, ðə hˈɛd ʌv ɐfˈɛɹz dˈʌzənt kˈiːp hɪz bˈɛst sˈɔːz ðˈɛɹ!—nˌɑːt ðə splˈɛndɪd bˈɪɡ "fˈɑːɹmɚz sˈɔː," wɪð ɪts dˈʌbli nˈɑːtʃt tˈiːθ, ðæt ɹˈʌn θɹuː bˈɪɡ fˈɜː tɹˈʌŋks wɪð ɐmˈeɪzɪŋ ˈiːz; nˈɔːɹ ðə fˈaɪnɚ tˈuːlz ðæt dˈiːl wɪððə ʃˈɔːɹt snˈæpi bɹˈæntʃᵻz.