text_original: Still, I wasn't going to be outdone in misery by the other two, and noticing that the bushes were actually breaking down under the load of snow, I seized a broom and sallied forth.
text_transcription: STILL I WASN'T GOING TO BE OUTDONE IN MISERY BY THE OTHER TWO AND NOTICING THAT THE BUSHES WERE ACTUALLY BREAKING DOWN UNDER THE LOAD OF SNOW I SEIZED A BROOM AND SALLIED FORTH
phonemes: stˈɪl, aɪ wˈʌzn̩t ɡˌoʊɪŋ təbi aʊtdˈʌn ɪn mˈɪzɚɹi baɪ ðɪ ˈʌðɚ tˈuː, ænd nˈoʊɾɪsɪŋ ðætðə bˈʊʃᵻz wɜːɹ ˈæktʃuːəli bɹˈeɪkɪŋ dˌaʊn ˌʌndɚ ðə lˈoʊd ʌv snˈoʊ, aɪ sˈiːzd ɐ bɹˈuːm ænd sˈælid fˈɔːɹθ.