text_original: He will persist in lying with his nose to the bottom crack of the back door, irrespective of wind or weather, ever hopeful that a hare or a fox may come trailing by; and then—oh joy!
text_transcription: HE WILL PERSIST IN LYING WITH HIS NOSE TO THE BOTTOM CRACK OF THE BACK DOOR IRRESPECTIVE OF WIND OR WEATHER EVER HOPEFUL THAT A HARE OR A FOX MAY COME TRAILING BY AND THEN OH JOY
phonemes: hiː wɪl pɚsˈɪst ɪn lˈaɪɪŋ wɪð hɪz nˈoʊz tə ðə bˈɑːɾəm kɹˈæk ʌvðə bˈæk dˈɔːɹ, ɪɹᵻspˈɛktɪv ʌv wˈɪnd ɔːɹ wˈɛðɚ, ˈɛvɚ hˈoʊpfəl ðˌæɾə hˈɛɹ ɔːɹ ɐ fˈɑːks mˈeɪ kˈʌm tɹˈeɪlɪŋ bˈaɪ; ænd ðˈɛn—ˈoʊ dʒˈɔɪ!