text_original: Now a big hen party is capital fun; but for three women to sit at meat alone! The idea opens an immeasurable vista of boredom. I always feel as if I must draw the butler into the conversation, and bandy an occasional joke with the footmen.
text_transcription: NOW A BIG HEN PARTY IS CAPITAL FUN BUT FOR THREE WOMEN TO SIT AT MEAT ALONE THE IDEA OPENS AN IMMEASURABLE VISTA OF BOREDOM I ALWAYS FEEL AS IF I MUST DRAW THE BUTLER INTO THE CONVERSATION AND BANDY AN OCCASIONAL JOKE WITH THE FOOTMAN
phonemes: nˈaʊ ɐ bˈɪɡ hˈɛn pˈɑːɹɾi ɪz kˈæpɪɾəl fˈʌn; bˌʌt fɔːɹ θɹˈiː wˈɪmɪn tə sˈɪt æt mˈiːt ɐlˈoʊn! ðɪ aɪdˈiə ˈoʊpənz ɐn ɪmˈɛʒɚɹəbəl vˈɪstə ʌv bˈɔːɹdəm. aɪ ˈɔːlweɪz fˈiːl æz ɪf aɪ mˈʌst dɹˈɔː ðə bˈʌtlɚɹ ˌɪntʊ ðə kɑːnvɚsˈeɪʃən, ænd bˈændi ɐn əkˈeɪʒənəl dʒˈoʊk wɪððə fˈʊtmɛn.