text_original: As we sit at this table and laugh and amuse ourselves, the sands are falling, falling, falling  they never stop! Glad or sorry, that horrible disease goes on, till the symptoms suddenly become acute  grey hair, wrinkles, gout."
text_transcription: AS WE SIT AT THIS TABLE AND LAUGH AND AMUSE OURSELVES THE SANDS ARE FALLING FALLING FALLING THEY NEVER STOP GLAD OR SORRY THAT HORRIBLE DISEASE GOES ON TILL THE SYMPTOMS SUDDENLY BECOME ACUTE GRAY HAIR WRINKLES GOUT
phonemes: æz wiː sˈɪt æt ðɪs tˈeɪbəl ænd lˈæf ænd ɐmjˈuːz aʊɚsˈɛlvz, ðə sˈændz ɑːɹ fˈɔːlɪŋ, fˈɔːlɪŋ, fˈɔːlɪŋ ðeɪ nˈɛvɚ stˈɑːp! ɡlˈæd ɔːɹ sˈɑːɹi, ðæt hˈɔːɹɪbəl dɪzˈiːz ɡoʊz ˈɔn, tˈɪl ðə sˈɪmptəmz sˈʌdənli bɪkˌʌm ɐkjˈuːt ɡɹˈeɪ hˈɛɹ, ɹˈɪŋkəlz, ɡˈaʊt."