text_original: The town bonfire is usually an abomination; the country bonfire is often sheer delight; and the reason for this difference is due to the fact that the shut in nature of the average town back plot seldom supplies the good current of air that a bonfire needs to get it going full swing; and more than this, the refuse that collects in a town garden is often sooty, unsanitary and malodorous.
text_transcription: THE TOWN BONFIRE IS USUALLY AN ABOMINATION THE COUNTRY BONFIRE IS OFTEN SHEER DELIGHT AND THE REASON FOR THIS DIFFERENCE IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE SHUT IN NATURE OF THE AVERAGE TOWN BACK PLOT SELDOM SUPPLIES THE GOOD CURRENT OF AIR THAT A BONFIRE NEEDS TO GET IT GOING FULL SWING AND MORE THAN THIS THE REFUSE THAT COLLECTS IN A TOWN GARDEN IS OFTEN SOOTY UNSANITARY AND MALLOWDEROUS
phonemes: ðə tˈaʊn bˈɑːnfaɪɚɹ ɪz jˈuːʒuːəli ɐn ɐbˌɑːmᵻnˈeɪʃən; ðə kˈʌntɹi bˈɑːnfaɪɚɹ ɪz ˈɔfən ʃˈɪɹ dᵻlˈaɪt; ænd ðə ɹˈiːzən fɔːɹ ðɪs dˈɪfɹəns ɪz dˈuː tə ðə fˈækt ðætðə ʃˈʌt ɪn nˈeɪtʃɚɹ ʌvðɪ ˈævɹɪdʒ tˈaʊn bˈæk plˈɑːt sˈɛldəm səplˈaɪz ðə ɡˈʊd kˈɜːɹənt ʌv ˈɛɹ ðˌæɾə bˈɑːnfaɪɚ nˈiːdz tə ɡɛt ɪt ɡˌoʊɪŋ fˈʊl swˈɪŋ; ænd mˈɔːɹ ðɐn ðˈɪs, ðə ɹˈɛfjuːs ðæt kəlˈɛkts ɪn ɐ tˈaʊn ɡˈɑːɹdən ɪz ˈɔfən sˈʊɾi, ʌnsˈænətˌɛɹi ænd mˈæloʊdɚɹəs.