text_original: So we took a step ladder to the top landing and piled it on a table, with me on top of all, domestics clutching the step ladder fervently as I balanced myself on its dizzy height, and exclaiming, "Oh, do be careful, madam!"
text_transcription: SO WE TOOK A STEP LADDER TO THE TOP LANDING AND PILED IT ON A TABLE WITH ME ON TOP OF ALL DOMESTICS CLUTCHING THE STEP LADDER FERVENTLY AS I BALANCED MYSELF ON ITS DIZZY HEIGHT AND EXCLAIMING OH DO BE CAREFUL MADAM
phonemes: sˌoʊ wiː tˈʊk ɐ stˈɛp lˈædɚ tə ðə tˈɑːp lˈændɪŋ ænd pˈaɪld ɪɾ ˌɔn ɐ tˈeɪbəl, wɪð mˌiː ˌɔn tˈɑːp ʌv ˈɔːl, dəmˈɛstɪks klˈʌtʃɪŋ ðə stˈɛp lˈædɚ fˈɜːvəntli æz aɪ bˈælənst maɪsˈɛlf ˌɔn ɪts dˈɪzi hˈaɪt, ænd ɛksklˈeɪmɪŋ, "ˈoʊ, dˈuː biː kˈɛɹfəl, mˈædəm!"