text_original: Sir Vernon told his elder daughter that afternoon of Daphne's absurd fancy about going back to school. ' Did you ever hear of such a mass of inconsistency ?' he exclaimed angrily. , ' After worrying you continually with ap  pealing letters to be brought home, she is tired of us all and wants to be oit again in less than six months.' ' It is strange, papa, especially in one who is so thoroughly sweet and loving,' said Madeline thoughtfully.
text_transcription: SIR VERNON TOLD HIS ELDER DAUGHTER THAT AFTERNOON OF DAPHNE'S ABSURD FANCY ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SUCH A MASS OF INCONSISTENCY HE EXCLAIMED ANGRILY AFTER WORRYING YOU CONTINUALLY WITH APPEALING LETTERS TO BE BROUGHT HOME SHE IS TIRED OF US ALL AND WANTS TO BE OFF AGAIN IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS IT IS STRANGE PAPA ESPECIALLY IN ONE WHO IS SO THOROUGHLY SWEET AND LOVING SAID MADELINE THOUGHTFULLY
phonemes: sˌɜː vˈɜːnən tˈoʊld hɪz ˈɛldɚ dˈɔːɾɚ ðæt ˌæftɚnˈuːn ʌv dˈæfniz ɐbsˈɜːd fˈænsi ɐbˌaʊt ɡˌoʊɪŋ bˈæk tə skˈuːl. dˈɪd juː ˈɛvɚ hˈɪɹ ʌv sˈʌtʃ ɐ mˈæs ʌv ɪŋkənsˈɪstənsi ?hiː ɛksklˈeɪmd ˈæŋɡɹili. , ˈæftɚ wˈʌɹiɪŋ juː kəntˈɪnjuːəli wɪð ˈæp pˈiːlɪŋ lˈɛɾɚz təbi bɹˈɔːt hˈoʊm, ʃiː ɪz tˈaɪɚd ʌv ˌʌs ˈɔːl ænd wˈɔnts təbi ˈɔɪt ɐɡˈɛn ɪn lˈɛs ðɐn sˈɪks mˈʌnθs.ɪɾ ɪz stɹˈeɪndʒ, pˈɑːpə, ɪspˈɛʃəli ɪn wˈʌn hˌuː ɪz sˌoʊ θˈʌɹoʊli swˈiːt ænd lˈʌvɪŋ,sˈɛd mˈædəlɪn θˈɔːtfəli.