text_original: And south it remaineth unto this day, despite all our blandishments, and probably will do so till the end of the War, when the retirement of the Food Controller—who, presumably, supervises weathercocks—may permit of our using a modicum of grease.
text_transcription: AND SOUTH IT REMAINETH UNTO THIS DAY DESPITE ALL OUR BLANDISHMENTS AND PROBABLY WILL DO SO TILL THE END OF THE WAR WHEN THE RETIREMENT OF THE FOOD CONTROLLER WHO PRESUMABLY SUPERVISES WEATHERCOCKS MAY PERMIT OF OUR USING A MODICUM OF GREASE
phonemes: ænd sˈaʊθ ɪt ɹᵻmˈeɪnəθ ˌʌntʊ ðɪs dˈeɪ, dᵻspˈaɪt ˈɔːl ˌaʊɚ blˈændɪʃmənts, ænd pɹˈɑːbəbli wɪl dˈuː sˌoʊ tˈɪl ðɪ ˈɛnd ʌvðə wˈɔːɹ, wˌɛn ðə ɹᵻtˈaɪɚmənt ʌvðə fˈuːd kəntɹˈoʊlɚ—hˈuː, pɹɪzˈuːməbli, sˈuːpɚvˌaɪzᵻz wˈɛðɚkˌɑːks—mˈeɪ pɚmˈɪt ʌv ˌaʊɚ jˈuːzɪŋ ɐ mˈɑːdɪkəm ʌv ɡɹˈiːs.