text_original: I selected "Ten Minutes with my Chafing Dish," and what that author did in the time you would never credit!
text_transcription: I SELECTED TEN MINUTES WITH MY CHAFING DISH AND WHAT THAT AUTHOR DID IN THE TIME YOU WOULD NEVER CREDIT
phonemes: aɪ sᵻlˈɛktᵻd "tˈɛn mˈɪnɪts wɪð maɪ tʃˈeɪfɪŋ dˈɪʃ," ænd wʌt ðæt ˈɔːθɚ dˈɪd ɪnðə tˈaɪm juː wʊd nˈɛvɚ kɹˈɛdɪt!