text_original: It looks to me like New Zealand or Canterbury salmon! Really, _everything_ seems to be made in Germany nowadays, doesn't it? And no mayonnaise.
text_transcription: IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE NEW ZEALAND OR CANTERBURY SALMON REALLY EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE MADE IN GERMANY NOWADAYS DOESN'T IT AND NO MAYONNAISE
phonemes: ɪt lˈʊks tə mˌiː lˈaɪk nˈuː zˈiːlənd ɔːɹ kˈæntɚbˌɛɹi sˈæmən! ɹˈiəli, ˈɛvɹɪθˌɪŋ sˈiːmz təbi mˌeɪd ɪn dʒˈɜːməni nˈaʊədˌeɪz, dˈʌzənt ɪt? ænd nˈoʊ mˌeɪənˈeɪz.