text_original: And as a last offering—one does so try to do all one can!—I put a tempting piece of suet near his inanimate beak. And how unnatural it seemed to see that suet remain untouched in his vicinity! I took my work and sat where I could see if he so much as stirred a claw.
text_transcription: AND AS A LAST OFFERING ONE DOES SO TRY TO DO ALL ONE CAN I PUT A TEMPTING PIECE OF SUET NEAR HIS INANIMATE BEAK AND HOW UNNATURAL IT SEEMED TO SEE THAT SUET REMAIN UNTOUCHED IN HIS VICINITY I TOOK MY WORK AND SAT WHERE I COULD SEE IF HE SO MUCH AS STIRRED A CLAW
phonemes: ænd æz ɐ lˈæst ˈɔfɚɹɪŋ—wˈʌn dˈʌz sˌoʊ tɹˈaɪ tə dˈuː ˈɔːl wˈʌn kˈæn!—aɪ pˌʊt ɐ tˈɛmptɪŋ pˈiːs ʌv sˈuːɪt nˌɪɹ hɪz ɪnˈænɪmət bˈiːk. ænd hˌaʊ ʌnnˈætʃɚɹəl ɪt sˈiːmd tə sˈiː ðæt sˈuːɪt ɹᵻmˈeɪn ʌntˈʌtʃt ɪn hɪz vɪsˈɪnᵻɾi! aɪ tˈʊk maɪ wˈɜːk ænd sˈæt wˌɛɹ aɪ kʊd sˈiː ɪf hiː sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ æz stˈɜːd ɐ klˈɔː.