text_original: "So 'm I!" fervently ejaculated the other two in unison. "And may I never set eyes or ears on that fruit creature again," added Virginia, as she set down her plate, with an air of a pain in her chest, after her sixth cucumber sandwich. But, though I escaped the lady's next call, I had not got to the end of her. She sent an avalanche of MSS. to my office, and called persistently in person.
text_transcription: SO AM I FERVENTLY EJACULATED THE OTHER TWO IN UNISON AND MAY I NEVER SET EYES OR EARS ON THAT FRUIT CREATURE AGAIN ADDED VIRGINIA AS SHE SET DOWN HER PLATE WITH AN AIR OF PAIN IN HER CHEST AFTER HER SIXTH CUCUMBER SA SANDWICH BUT THOUGH I ESCAPED THE LADY'S NEXT CALL I HAD NOT GOT TO THE END OF HER SHE SENT AN AVALANCHE OF MANUSCRIPTS TO MY OFFICE AND CALLED PERSISTENTLY IN PERSON
phonemes: "sˌoʊ ˈɛm ˈaɪ!" fˈɜːvəntli ɪdʒˈækjʊlˌeɪɾᵻd ðɪ ˈʌðɚ tˈuː ɪn jˈuːnɪsən. "ænd mˈeɪ aɪ nˈɛvɚ sˈɛt ˈaɪz ɔːɹ ˈɪɹz ˌɔn ðæt fɹˈuːt kɹˈiːtʃɚɹ ɐɡˈɛn," ˈædᵻd vɜːdʒˈɪniə, æz ʃiː sˈɛt dˌaʊn hɜː plˈeɪt, wɪð ɐn ˈɛɹ əvə pˈeɪn ɪn hɜː tʃˈɛst, ˈæftɚ hɜː sˈɪksθ kjˈuːkʌmbɚ sˈændwɪtʃ. bˌʌt, ðˌoʊ aɪ ɛskˈeɪpt ðə lˈeɪdiz nˈɛkst kˈɔːl, aɪ hæd nˌɑːt ɡɑːt tə ðɪ ˈɛnd ʌv hɜː. ʃiː sˈɛnt ɐn ˈævəlˌænʃ ʌv ˌɛmˌɛsˈɛs. tə maɪ ˈɑːfɪs, ænd kˈɔːld pɚsˈɪstəntli ɪn pˈɜːsən.