text_original: This giant, that leans against the outside wall, with no possibility of ever getting inside the door until it has been sawn in half, is a big fir (where a squirrel nested) that heeled right over in a blizzard.
text_transcription: THIS GIANT THAT LEANS AGAINST THE OUTSIDE WALL WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF EVER GETTING INSIDE THE DOOR UNTIL IT HAS BEEN SAWN IN HALF IS A BIG FIR WHERE A SQUIRREL NESTED THAT HEELED RIGHT OVER IN A BLIZZARD
phonemes: ðɪs dʒˈaɪənt, ðæt lˈiːnz ɐɡˈɛnst ðɪ aʊtsˈaɪd wˈɔːl, wɪð nˈoʊ pˌɑːsəbˈɪlᵻɾi ʌv ˈɛvɚ ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ɪnsˈaɪd ðə dˈɔːɹ ʌntˈɪl ɪt hˈæzbiːn sˈɔːn ɪn hˈæf, ɪz ɐ bˈɪɡ fˈɜː (wˌɛɹ ɐ skwˈɜːl nˈɛstᵻd) ðæt hˈiːld ɹˈaɪt ˌoʊvɚɹ ɪn ɐ blˈɪzɚd.