text_original: Of course I immediately and gladly gave permission for the concrete sympathy to be sent once a week, but stipulated that it was to be a cake; five shillings' worth of meat, as per my butcher's charges, goes positively nowhere when "potted."
text_transcription: OF COURSE I IMMEDIATELY AND GLADLY GAVE PERMISSION FOR THE CONCRETE SYMPATHY TO BE SENT ONCE A WEEK BUT STIPULATED THAT IT WAS TO BE A CAKE FIVE SHILLINGS WORTH OF MEAT AS PER MY BUTCHER'S CHARGES GOES POSITIVELY NOWHERE WHEN POTTED
phonemes: ʌv kˈɔːɹs aɪ ɪmˈiːdɪətli ænd ɡlˈædli ɡˈeɪv pɚmˈɪʃən fɚðə kˈɑːŋkɹiːt sˈɪmpəθi təbi sˈɛnt wˈʌns ɐ wˈiːk, bˌʌt stˈɪpjʊlˌeɪɾᵻd ðˌɐɾɪt wʌz təbi ɐ kˈeɪk; fˈaɪv ʃˈɪlɪŋz wˈɜːθ ʌv mˈiːt, æz pɜː maɪ bˈʊtʃɚz tʃˈɑːɹdʒᵻz, ɡoʊz pˈɑːzᵻtˌɪvli nˈoʊwɛɹ wˈɛn "pˈɑːɾᵻd."