text_original: So we removed cheese from our upstairs dietary, consoling ourselves with the thought that, at best, it was only half a course.
text_transcription: SO WE REMOVED CHEESE FROM OUR UPSTAIRS DIETRY CONSOLING OURSELVES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT AT BEST IT WAS ONLY HALF A COURSE
phonemes: sˌoʊ wiː ɹᵻmˈuːvd tʃˈiːz fɹʌm ˌaʊɚɹ ʌpstˈɛɹz dˈaɪətɚɹi, kənsˈoʊlɪŋ aʊɚsˈɛlvz wɪððə θˈɔːt ðˈæt, æt bˈɛst, ɪt wʌz ˈoʊnli hˈæf ɐ kˈɔːɹs.