text_original: This salmon isn't _half_ done. It's as soft as. . . . Oh, I see; yours is hard? Well, at any rate, it isn't what it ought to be. Mine is quite spongy, and this lady's is as hard as . . . the skin, is it? . . . this lady's skin is just like leather.
text_transcription: THIS SALMON ISN'T HALF DONE IT'S AS SOFT AS OH I SEE YOURS IS HARD WELL AT ANY RATE IT ISN'T WHAT IT OUGHT TO BE MINE IS QUITE SPONGY AND THIS LADY'S IS AS HARD AS THE SKIN IS IT THIS LADY'S SKIN IS JUST LIKE LEATHER
phonemes: ðɪs sˈæmən ˌɪzənt hˈæf dˈʌn. ɪts æz sˈɔft æz. . . . ˈoʊ, aɪ sˈiː; jˈɔːɹz ɪz hˈɑːɹd? wˈɛl, æɾ ˌɛni ɹˈeɪt, ɪɾ ˌɪzənt wʌt ɪɾ ˈɔːt tə bˈiː. mˈaɪn ɪz kwˈaɪt spˈʌndʒi, ænd ðɪs lˈeɪdiz ɪz æz hˈɑːɹd æz . . . ðə skˈɪn, ɪz ɪt? . . . ðɪs lˈeɪdiz skˈɪn ɪz dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk lˈɛðɚ.