text_original: "to the humane, "let my body be taken direct to the receiving house of the parochial cemetery I wish to be placed in the earth at the least possible expense and inconvenience at the inquest this writing will shew that I caused my own death, being, at the same time quite serene and composed.
text_transcription: TO THE HUMANE LET MY BODY BE TAKEN DIRECT TO THE RECEIVING HOUSE OF THE PAROCHIAL CEMETERY I WISH TO BE PLACED IN THE EARTH AT THE LEAST POSSIBLE EXPENSE AND INCONVENIENCE AT THE INQUEST THIS WRITING WILL SHOW THAT I CAUSE MY OWN DEATH BEING AT THE SAME TIME QUITE SERENE AND COMPOSED
phonemes: "tə ðə hjuːmˈeɪn, "lˈɛt maɪ bˈɑːdi biː tˈeɪkən dᵻɹˈɛkt tə ðə ɹᵻsˈiːvɪŋ hˈaʊs ʌvðə pæɹˈɑːkɪəl sˈɛmɪtˌɛɹi aɪ wˈɪʃ təbi plˈeɪst ɪnðɪ ˈɜːθ æt ðə lˈiːst pˈɑːsᵻbəl ɛkspˈɛns ænd ɪŋkənvˈiːnɪəns æt ðɪ ˈɪŋkwɛst ðɪs ɹˈaɪɾɪŋ wɪl ʃˈoʊ ðæt aɪ kˈɔːzd maɪ ˈoʊn dˈɛθ, bˈiːɪŋ, æt ðə sˈeɪm tˈaɪm kwˈaɪt sɚɹˈiːn ænd kəmpˈoʊzd.