text_original: Fortunately, it is just here that I usually realize what I am doing, and I straighten my rounded back, and undo my teeth (that doesn't sound polite, but you know what I mean), and return my head to its proper place. I then remind myself that I am not hoeing at all scientifically, that most of the energy I have been putting forth has been waste—because misdirected—force. Whereupon I stand at ease, and other things like that.
text_transcription: FORTUNATELY IT IS JUST HERE THAT I USUALLY REALIZE WHAT I AM DOING AND I STRAIGHTEN MY ROUNDED BACK AND UNDO MY TEETH THAT DOESN'T SOUND POLITE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND RETURN MY HEAD TO ITS PROPER PLACE I THEN REMIND MYSELF THAT I AM NOT HOEING AT ALL SCIENTIFICALLY THAT MOST OF THE ENERGY I HAVE BEEN PUTTING FORTH HAS BEEN WASTE BECAUSE MISDIRECTED FORCE WHEREUPON I STAND AT EASE AND OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT
phonemes: fˈɔːɹtʃənətli, ɪɾ ɪz dʒˈʌst hˈɪɹ ðæt aɪ jˈuːʒuːəli ɹˈiːəlaɪz wʌt aɪɐm dˈuːɪŋ, ænd aɪ stɹˈeɪtən maɪ ɹˈaʊndᵻd bˈæk, ænd ʌndˈuː maɪ tˈiːθ (ðæt dˈʌzənt sˈaʊnd pəlˈaɪt, bˌʌt juː nˈoʊ wʌt aɪ mˈiːn), ænd ɹᵻtˈɜːn maɪ hˈɛd tʊ ɪts pɹˈɑːpɚ plˈeɪs. aɪ ðˈɛn ɹᵻmˈaɪnd maɪsˈɛlf ðæt aɪɐm nˌɑːt hˈoʊɪŋ æɾ ˈɔːl saɪəntˈɪfɪkli, ðæt mˈoʊst əv ðɪ ˈɛnɚdʒi aɪ hɐvbɪn pˈʊɾɪŋ fˈɔːɹθ hˈæzbiːn wˈeɪst—bɪkˈʌz mɪsdᵻɹˈɛktᵻd—fˈɔːɹs. wˈɛɹəpˌɑːn aɪ stˈænd æɾ ˈiːz, ænd ˈʌðɚ θˈɪŋz lˈaɪk ðˈæt.