text_original: Clever creature; you don't wonder she is labelled a celebrity; any woman who can keep that hat on while using that trowel, has accomplished something!
text_transcription: CLEVER CREATURE YOU DON'T WONDER SHE IS LABELLED A CELEBRITY ANY WOMAN WHO CAN KEEP THAT HAT ON WHILE USING THAT TROWEL HAS ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING
phonemes: klˈɛvɚ kɹˈiːtʃɚ; juː dˈoʊnt wˈʌndɚ ʃiː ɪz lˈeɪbəld ɐ səlˈɛbɹᵻɾi; ˌɛni wˈʊmən hˌuː kæn kˈiːp ðæt hˈæt ˌɔn wˌaɪl jˈuːzɪŋ ðæt tɹˈaʊəl, hɐz ɐkˈɑːmplɪʃt sˈʌmθɪŋ!