text_original: "You were surprised to hear I was back in town? I returned last week. I absolutely couldn't have _existed_ on that benighted hill top another hour. . . . I knew the moment I set eyes on it that it wasn't sufficiently cooked. No one could be expected to eat it. She must get us something else. Waitress!
text_transcription: YOU'RE SURPRISED TO HEAR I WAS BACK IN TOWN I RETURNED LAST WEEK I ABSOLUTELY COULDN'T HAVE EXISTED ON THAT BENIGHTED HILLTOP ANOTHER HOUR I KNEW THE MOMENT I SET EYES ON IT THAT IT WASN'T SUFFICIENTLY COOKED NOBODY COULD BE EXPECTED TO EAT IT SHE MUST GET HER SOMETHING ELSE WAITRESS
phonemes: "juː wɜː sɚpɹˈaɪzd tə hˈɪɹ aɪ wʌz bˈæk ɪn tˈaʊn? aɪ ɹᵻtˈɜːnd lˈæst wˈiːk. aɪ ˌæbsəlˈuːtli kˌʊdəntəv ɛɡzˈɪstᵻd ˌɔn ðæt bᵻnˈaɪɾᵻd hˈɪl tˈɑːp ɐnˈʌðɚɹ ˈaʊɚ. . . . aɪ nˈuː ðə mˈoʊmənt aɪ sˈɛt ˈaɪz ˌɔn ɪt ðˌɐɾɪt wˈʌzn̩t səfˈɪʃəntli kˈʊkt. nˈoʊwˈʌn kʊd biː ɛkspˈɛktᵻd tʊ ˈiːt ɪt. ʃiː mˈʌst ɡɛt ˌʌs sˈʌmθɪŋ ˈɛls. wˈeɪtɹəs!