text_original: So the Head of Affairs walked them straight in upon me, without waiting to ask for their birth certificates.
text_transcription: SO THE HEAD OF AFFAIRS WALKED THEM STRAIGHT IN UPON ME WITHOUT WAITING TO ASK FOR THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES
phonemes: sˌoʊ ðə hˈɛd ʌv ɐfˈɛɹz wˈɔːkt ðˌɛm stɹˈeɪt ɪn əpˌɑːn mˌiː, wɪðˌaʊt wˈeɪɾɪŋ tʊ ˈæsk fɔːɹ ðɛɹ bˈɜːθ sɚtˈɪfɪkəts.