text_original: And that convenient stump you are sitting upon is part of a hoary pear, that used annually to clothe itself in white—and then contribute more gallons of perry than it does to think of in these more sober days!
text_transcription: AND THAT CONVENIENT STUMP YOU ARE SITTING UPON IS PART OF A HOARY PEAR THAT USED ANNUALLY TO CLOTHE ITSELF IN WHITE AND THEN CONTRIBUTE MORE GALLONS OF PERRY THAN IT DOES TO THINK OF IN THESE MORE SOBER DAYS
phonemes: ænd ðæt kənvˈiːnɪənt stˈʌmp juː ɑːɹ sˈɪɾɪŋ əpˌɑːn ɪz pˈɑːɹt əvə hˈɔːɹi pˈɛɹ, ðæt jˈuːzd ˈænjuːəli tə klˈoʊð ɪtsˈɛlf ɪn wˈaɪt—ænd ðˈɛn kəntɹˈɪbjuːt mˈɔːɹ ɡˈælənz ʌv pˈɛɹi ðɐn ɪt dˈʌz tə θˈɪŋk ʌv ɪn ðiːz mˈɔːɹ sˈoʊbɚ dˈeɪz!