text_original: I do not know any place where a more varied assortment of feminine idiosyncrasies thrust themselves upon one's notice than in the ladies' luncheon room; neither do I know any place where you can hear, within a given space of time, more particulars of the births, marriages, ailments and deaths—plus a wealth of intervening data—of people you know nothing about, than in that self same room.
text_transcription: I DO NOT KNOW ANY PLACE WHERE A MORE VARIED ASSORTMENT OF FEMININE IDIOSYNCRASIES THRUST THEMSELVES UPON ONE'S NOTICE THAN IN THE LADIES LUNCHEON ROOM NEITHER DO I KNOW ANY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HEAR WITHIN A GIVEN SPACE OF TIME MORE PARTICULARS OF THE BIRTHS MARRIAGES AILMENTS AND DEATHS PLUS A WEALTH OF INTERVENING DAUGHTER OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAN IN THAT SELF SAME ROOM
phonemes: aɪ duːnˌɑːt nˈoʊ ˌɛni plˈeɪs wˌɛɹ ɐ mˈɔːɹ vˈɛɹid ɐsˈɔːɹtmənt ʌv fˈɛmᵻnˌɪn ˈɪdɪˌɑːsɪŋkɹəsiz θɹˈʌst ðɛmsˈɛlvz əpˌɑːn wˈʌnz nˈoʊɾɪs ðɐn ɪnðə lˈeɪdiz lˈʌntʃən ɹˈuːm; nˈiːðɚ dˈuː aɪ nˈoʊ ˌɛni plˈeɪs wˌɛɹ juː kæn hˈɪɹ, wɪðˌɪn ɐ ɡˈɪvən spˈeɪs ʌv tˈaɪm, mˈɔːɹ pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚz ʌvðə bˈɜːθs, mˈæɹɪdʒᵻz, ˈeɪlmənts ænd dˈɛθs—plˈʌs ɐ wˈɛlθ ʌv ˌɪntɚvˈiːnɪŋ dˈeɪɾə—ʌv pˈiːpəl juː nˈoʊ nˈʌθɪŋ ɐbˈaʊt, ðɐn ɪn ðæt sˈɛlf sˈeɪm ɹˈuːm.