text_original: And we might have remained in that splendidly democratic frame of back unto this day (no one being anxious to have any closer acquaintance than his neighbour with the bomb), had it not been that a piece of shrapnel was discovered in the garden next us.
text_transcription: AND WE MIGHT HAVE REMAINED IN THAT SPLENDIDLY DEMOCRATIC FRAME OF BACK UNTIL THIS DAY NO ONE BEING ANXIOUS TO HAVE ANY CLOSER ACQUAINTANCE THAN HIS NEIGHBOUR WITH THE BOMB HAD IT NOT BEEN THAT A PIECE OF SHRAPNEL WAS DISCOVERED IN THE GARDEN NEXT US
phonemes: ænd wiː mˌaɪthɐv ɹᵻmˈeɪnd ɪn ðæt splˈɛndɪdli dˌɛməkɹˈæɾɪk fɹˈeɪm ʌv bˈæk ˌʌntʊ ðɪs dˈeɪ (nˈoʊwˈʌn bˌiːɪŋ ˈæŋʃəs tə hæv ˌɛni klˈoʊsɚɹ ɐkwˈeɪntəns ðɐn hɪz nˈeɪbɚ wɪððə bˈɑːm), hˌædɪt nˌɑːt bˌɪn ðˌæɾə pˈiːs ʌv ʃɹˈæpnəl wʌz dɪskˈʌvɚd ɪnðə ɡˈɑːɹdən nˈɛkst ˌʌs.