text_original: On a perusal of the newspaper "Particulars" of the case, of which we subjoin a condensed copy, it will be found to contain all the necessary material for a clever and experienced "Patterer" to work upon, and that   "'Tis strange  but true; for truth is always strange, stranger than fiction!" The Determined Suicide of an Aged Artist.
text_transcription: ON A PERUSAL OF THE NEWSPAPER PARTICULARS OF THE CASE OF WHICH WE SUBJOIN A CONDENSED COPY IT WILL BE FOUND TO CONTAIN ALL THE NECESSARY MATERIAL FOR A CLEVER AND EXPERIENCED PATTERER TO WORK UPON AND THAT TIS STRANGE BUT TRUE FOR TRUTH IS ALWAYS STRANGE STRANGER THAN FICTION THE DETERMINED SUICIDE OF AN AGED ARTIST
phonemes: ˌɔn ɐ pɚɹˈuːzəl ʌvðə nˈuːzpeɪpɚ "pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚz" ʌvðə kˈeɪs, ʌvwˈɪtʃ wiː sˈʌbdʒɔɪn ɐ kəndˈɛnst kˈɑːpi, ɪt wɪl biː fˈaʊnd tə kəntˈeɪn ˈɔːl ðə nˈɛsᵻsɚɹi mətˈɪɹiəl fɚɹə klˈɛvɚ ænd ɛkspˈiəɹɪənst "pˈæɾɚɹɚ" tə wˈɜːk əpˌɑːn, ænd ðˈæt   "tˈɪz stɹˈeɪndʒ bˌʌt tɹˈuː; fɔːɹ tɹˈuːθ ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz stɹˈeɪndʒ, stɹˈeɪndʒɚ ðɐn fˈɪkʃən!" ðə dɪtˈɜːmɪnd sˈuːɪsˌaɪd əvən ˈeɪdʒd ˈɑːɹɾɪst.