text_original: And then I open a periodical wherein some unknown celebrity has been photographed "at home"; and she is sure to be shown "in the garden," where, behold!
text_transcription: AND THEN I OPEN A PERIODICAL WHEREIN SOME UNKNOWN CELEBRITY HAS BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED AT HOME AND SHE IS SURE TO BE SHOWN IN THE GARDEN WHERE BEHOLD
phonemes: ænd ðˈɛn aɪ ˈoʊpən ɐ pˌiəɹɪˈɑːdɪkəl wˈɛɹɪn sˌʌm ʌnnˈoʊn səlˈɛbɹᵻɾi hˈæzbiːn fˈoʊɾəɡɹˌæft "æt hˈoʊm"; ænd ʃiː ɪz ʃˈʊɹ təbi ʃˈoʊn "ɪnðə ɡˈɑːɹdən," wˈɛɹ, bᵻhˈoʊld!