text_original: Coolness is often the ruin of this dish, erroneously asserted by some cooks to be necessary, which cooks add also sprigs of indifference, but this is a very dangerous practice, as a good wife is exquisitely delicate and susceptible.
text_transcription: COOLNESS IS OFTEN THE RUIN OF THIS DISH ERRONEOUSLY ASSERTED BY SOME COOKS TO BE NECESSARY WHICH COOKS ADD ALSO SPRIGS OF INDIFFERENCE BUT THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS PRACTICE AS A GOOD WIFE IS EXQUISITELY DELICATE AND SUSCEPTIBLE
phonemes: kˈuːlnəs ɪz ˈɔfən ðə ɹˈuːɪn ʌv ðɪs dˈɪʃ, ɛɹˈoʊniəsli ɐsˈɜːɾᵻd baɪ sˌʌm kˈʊks təbi nˈɛsᵻsɚɹi, wˌɪtʃ kˈʊks ˈæd ˈɔːlsoʊ spɹˈɪɡz ʌv ɪndˈɪfɹəns, bˌʌt ðɪs ɪz ɐ vˈɛɹi dˈeɪndʒɚɹəs pɹˈæktɪs, æz ɐ ɡˈʊd wˈaɪf ɪz ɛkskwˈɪsɪtli dˈɛlᵻkət ænd səsˈɛptᵻbəl.