text_original: Really, _everything_ seems to be made in Germany nowadays, doesn't it? And no mayonnaise. . . ? It's in the cruet? I never care for that bottled stuff. . . . Oh, yes, leave it; but I wish now that we had had oysters.
text_transcription: REALLY EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE MADE IN GERMANY NOWADAYS DOESN'T IT AND NO MAYONNAISE IT'S IN THE CRED I NEVER CARE FOR THAT BOTTLE STUFF OH YES LEAVE IT BUT I WISH NOW THAT WE HAD HAD OYSTERS
phonemes: ɹˈiəli, ˈɛvɹɪθˌɪŋ sˈiːmz təbi mˌeɪd ɪn dʒˈɜːməni nˈaʊədˌeɪz, dˈʌzənt ɪt? ænd nˈoʊ mˌeɪənˈeɪz. . . ? ɪts ɪnðə kɹˈuːt? aɪ nˈɛvɚ kˈɛɹ fɔːɹ ðæt bˈɑːɾəld stˈʌf. . . . ˈoʊ, jˈɛs, lˈiːv ɪt; bˌʌt aɪ wˈɪʃ nˈaʊ ðæt wiː hæd hæd ˈɔɪstɚz.