text_original: Jays, with their handsome wing feathers and ugly, very ugly, mouths, swoop down continually, scaring the small birds to vanishing point, and gobbling up the food by the shovelful! Magpies in plenty perch on the garden rails, but only once has one come to the board when I have been there, and then he got his tail so mixed up with the decorative branches, that he had the fright of his life, and never repeated the adventure.
text_transcription: JAYS WITH THEIR HANDSOME WING FEATHERS AND UGLY VERY UGLY MOUTHS SWOOPED DOWN CONTINUALLY SCARING THE SMALL BIRDS TO VANISHING POINT AND GOBBLING UP THE FOOD BY THE SHOVELFUL MAGPIES IN PLENTY PERCH ON THE GARDEN RAILS BUT ONLY ONCE HAS ONE COME TO THE BOARD WHEN I HAVE BEEN THERE AND THEN HE GOT HIS TAIL SO MIXED UP WITH THE DECORATIVE BRANCHES THAT HE HAD THE FRIGHT OF HIS LIFE AND NEVER REPEATED THE ADVENTURE
phonemes: dʒˈeɪz, wɪð ðɛɹ hˈændsʌm wˈɪŋ fˈɛðɚz ænd ˈʌɡli, vˈɛɹi ˈʌɡli, mˈaʊðz, swˈuːp dˌaʊn kəntˈɪnjuːəli, skˈɛɹɪŋ ðə smˈɔːl bˈɜːdz tə vˈænɪʃɪŋ pˈɔɪnt, ænd ɡˈɑːblɪŋ ˌʌp ðə fˈuːd baɪ ðə ʃˈʌvəlfəl! mˈæɡpaɪz ɪn plˈɛnti pˈɜːtʃ ɔnðə ɡˈɑːɹdən ɹˈeɪlz, bˌʌt ˈoʊnli wˈʌns hɐz wˈʌn kˈʌm tə ðə bˈɔːɹd wɛn aɪ hɐvbɪn ðˈɛɹ, ænd ðˈɛn hiː ɡɑːt hɪz tˈeɪl sˌoʊ mˈɪkst ˌʌp wɪððə dˈɛkɹətˌɪv bɹˈæntʃᵻz, ðæt hiː hæd ðə fɹˈaɪt ʌv hɪz lˈaɪf, ænd nˈɛvɚ ɹᵻpˈiːɾᵻd ðɪ ɐdvˈɛntʃɚ.