text_original: Hardly had he sat down before the Literary Lady was on her feet urging upon us all the necessity for giving up our inebriate habits! You would have thought she was addressing loafers inside a public house.
text_transcription: HARDLY HAD HE SAT DOWN BEFORE THE LITERARY LADY WAS ON HER FEET URGING UPON US ALL THE NECESSITY FOR GIVING UP OUR INEBRIATE HABITS YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SHE WAS ADDRESSING LOAFERS INSIDE A PUBLIC HOUSE
phonemes: hˈɑːɹdli hæd hiː sˈæt dˌaʊn bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðə lˈɪɾɚɹˌɛɹi lˈeɪdi wʌz ˌɔn hɜː fˈiːt ˈɜːdʒɪŋ əpˌɑːn ˌʌs ˈɔːl ðə nəsˈɛsɪɾi fɔːɹ ɡˈɪvɪŋ ˌʌp ˌaʊɚɹ ɪnˈiːbɹɪˌeɪt hˈæbɪts! juː wʊdhɐv θˈɔːt ʃiː wʌz ɐdɹˈɛsɪŋ lˈoʊfɚz ɪnsˈaɪd ɐ pˈʌblɪk hˈaʊs.