text_original: So I told Abigail to let me know when the grocer called. I interviewed the young lady wearing high white kid boots and an amethyst pendant on her bare chest, who brought my next large consignment of groceries, that had to be bought in order to secure a little sugar.
text_transcription: SO I TOLD ABIGAIL TO LET ME KNOW WHEN THE GROCER CALLED I INTERVIEWED THE YOUNG LADY WEARING HIGH WHITE KID BOOTS AND AN AMETHYST PENDANT ON HER BARE CHEST WHO BROUGHT MY NEXT LARGE CONSIGNMENT OF GROCERIES THAT HAD TO BE BOUGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A LITTLE SUGAR
phonemes: sˌoʊ aɪ tˈoʊld ˈæbɪɡˌeɪl tə lˈɛt mˌiː nˈoʊ wɛn ðə ɡɹˈoʊsɚ kˈɔːld. aɪ ˈɪntɚvjˌuːd ðə jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdi wˈɛɹɪŋ hˈaɪ wˈaɪt kˈɪd bˈuːts ænd ɐn ˈæməθˌɪst pˈɛndənt ˌɔn hɜː bˈɛɹ tʃˈɛst, hˌuː bɹˈɔːt maɪ nˈɛkst lˈɑːɹdʒ kənsˈaɪnmənt ʌv ɡɹˈoʊsɚɹiz, ðæt hædtə biː bˈɔːt ɪn ˈɔːɹdɚ tə sᵻkjˈʊɹ ɐ lˈɪɾəl ʃˈʊɡɚ.