text_original: "I've just made my escape from the tame lunatic who seems to be in charge of the cottage," said the Head of Affairs cheerfully, as he relieved Ursula of the quart of milk.
text_transcription: I'VE JUST MADE MY ESCAPE FROM THE TAME LUNATIC WHO SEEMS TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE COTTAGE SAID THE HEAD OF AFFAIRS CHEERFULLY AS HE RELIEVED URSULA OF THE QUART OF MILK
phonemes: "aɪv dʒˈʌst mˌeɪd maɪ ɛskˈeɪp fɹʌmðə tˈeɪm lˈuːnətˌɪk hˌuː sˈiːmz təbi ɪn tʃˈɑːɹdʒ ʌvðə kˈɑːɾɪdʒ," sˈɛd ðə hˈɛd ʌv ɐfˈɛɹz tʃˈɪɹfəli, æz hiː ɹᵻlˈiːvd ˈɜːsjʊlə ʌvðə kwˈɔːɹt ʌv mˈɪlk.