text_original: How is such an one to travel safely through the thorny ways of life ? Happily there seems little fear of thorniness for her footsteps. Here is my honest TurchiU dying for her — and just the kind of man to make her an excel  lent husband, and give the lie to palmistry.
text_transcription: HOW IS SUCH A ONE TO TRAVEL SAFELY THROUGH THE THORNY WAYS OF LIFE HAPPILY THERE SEEMS LITTLE FEAR OF THORNINESS FOR HER FOOTSTEPS HERE IS MY HONEST CHURCHILL DYING FOR HER AND JUST THE KIND OF MAN TO MAKE HER AN EXCELLENT HUSBAND AND GIVE THE LIE TO PALMISTRY
phonemes: hˌaʊ ɪz sˈʌtʃ æn wˈʌn tə tɹˈævəl sˈeɪfli θɹuː ðə θˈɔːɹni wˈeɪz ʌv lˈaɪf ? hˈæpɪli ðɛɹ sˈiːmz lˈɪɾəl fˈɪɹ ʌv θˈɔːɹninəs fɔːɹ hɜː fˈʊtstɛps. hˈɪɹ ɪz maɪ ˈɑːnɪst tˈɜːtʃaɪ jˈuː dˈaɪɪŋ fɔːɹ hɜː — ænd dʒˈʌst ðə kˈaɪnd ʌv mˈæn tə mˌeɪk hɜːɹ ɐn ɛksˈɛl lˈɛnt hˈʌsbənd, ænd ɡˈɪv ðə lˈaɪ tə pˈɑːmɪstɹi.