text_original: For these two Mrs. Todd's most careful achievements were as nothing. Her mle au gratin might have been served with horse radish sauce — or fried onions ; her vol au vent might have been as heavy as suet pudding ; her blanquette might have been bill sticker's paste ; her sow^e might have been flavoured with peppermint instead ot vamlle ; and they would hardly have discovered that anything was wrong.
text_transcription: FOR THESE TWO MISSUS TODD'S MOST CAREFUL ACHIEVEMENTS WERE AS NOTHING HER SOLE OR GRATTO MIGHT HAVE BEEN SERVED WITH HORSERADISH SAUCE OR FRIED ONIONS HER VOLVANT MIGHT HAVE BEEN AS HEAVY AS SUET PUDDING HER BLANQUETTE MIGHT HAVE BEEN BILL STICKER'S PASTE A SOUFLAME MIGHT HAVE BEEN FLAVOURED WITH PEPPIN INSTEAD OF VAN ILL AND THEY WOULD HARDLY HAVE DISCOVERED THAT ANYTHING WAS WRONG
phonemes: fɔːɹ ðiːz tˈuː mˈɪsɪz. tˈɑːdz mˈoʊst kˈɛɹfəl ɐtʃˈiːvmənts wɜːɹ æz nˈʌθɪŋ. hɜːɹ ˌɛmˌɛlˈiː ˌoʊ ɡɹˈætɪn mˌaɪthɐv bˌɪn sˈɜːvd wɪð hˈɔːɹs ɹˈædɪʃ sˈɔːs — ɔːɹ fɹˈaɪd ˈʌniənz ; hɜː vˈɑːl ˌoʊ vˈɛnt mˌaɪthɐv bˌɪn æz hˈɛvi æz sˈuːɪt pˈʊdɪŋ ; hɜː blæŋkˈɛt mˌaɪthɐv bˌɪn bˈɪl stˈɪkɚz pˈeɪst ; hɜː sˈoʊ ˈiː mˌaɪthɐv bˌɪn flˈeɪvɚd wɪð pˈɛpɚmˌɪnt ɪnstˈɛd ˈɑːt vˈæml ; ænd ðeɪ wʊd hˈɑːɹdli hæv dɪskˈʌvɚd ðæt ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ wʌz ɹˈɔŋ.