text_original: My guests always like to go into the dairy to see the wonderful array of ferns; but I sometimes suspect it is also to gaze on the appetizing looking things that appeal irresistibly to all who have spent an hour or two in our hungry air!
text_transcription: MY GUESTS ALWAYS LIKE TO GO INTO THE DAIRY TO SEE THE WONDERFUL ARRAY OF FERNS BUT I SOMETIMES SUSPECT IT IS ALSO TO GAZE ON THE APPETIZING LOOKING THINGS THAT APPEAL IRRESISTIBLY TO ALL WHO HAVE SPENT AN HOUR OR TWO IN OUR HUNGRY AIR
phonemes: maɪ ɡˈɛsts ˈɔːlweɪz lˈaɪk tə ɡˌoʊ ˌɪntʊ ðə dˈɛɹi tə sˈiː ðə wˈʌndɚfəl ɚɹˈeɪ ʌv fˈɜːnz; bˌʌt aɪ sˈʌmtaɪmz sˈʌspɛkt ɪɾ ɪz ˈɔːlsoʊ tə ɡˈeɪz ɔnðɪ ˈæpɪtˌaɪzɪŋ lˈʊkɪŋ θˈɪŋz ðæt ɐpˈiːl ɪɹᵻzˈɪstᵻbli tʊ ˈɔːl hˌuː hæv spˈɛnt ɐn ˈaʊɚ ɔːɹ tˈuː ɪn ˌaʊɚ hˈʌŋɡɹi ˈɛɹ!