text_original: Down he dives the minute the food appears. He stands very erect on his slim little legs (no squatting down on his breast bone, as the sparrows and even the chaffinches often do); he cocks his head from side to side, promptly decides on the largest lump of fat he can find; seizes it, and flies up into a big fir tree, where, apparently, he bolts the whole lump instantaneously!
text_transcription: DOWN HE DIVES THE MINUTE THE FOOD APPEARS HE STANDS VERY ERECT ON HIS SLIM LITTLE LEGS NO SQUATTING DOWN ON HIS BREASTBONE AS THE SPARROWS AND EVEN THE CHAFFINCHES OFTEN DO HE COCKS HIS HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE PROMPTLY DECIDES ON THE LARGEST LUMP OF FAT HE CAN FIND SEIZES IT AND FLIES UP INTO A BIG FIR TREE WHERE APPARENTLY HE BOLTS THE WHOLE LUMP INSTANTANEOUSLY
phonemes: dˌaʊn hiː dˈaɪvz ðə mˈɪnɪt ðə fˈuːd ɐpˈɪɹz. hiː stˈændz vˈɛɹi ɪɹˈɛkt ˌɔn hɪz slˈɪm lˈɪɾəl lˈɛɡz (nˈoʊ skwˈɑːɾɪŋ dˌaʊn ˌɔn hɪz bɹˈɛst bˈoʊn, æz ðə spˈæɹoʊz ænd ˈiːvən ðə tʃˈæfɪntʃᵻz ˈɔfən dˈuː); hiː kˈɑːks hɪz hˈɛd fɹʌm sˈaɪd tə sˈaɪd, pɹˈɑːmptli dᵻsˈaɪdz ɔnðə lˈɑːɹdʒɪst lˈʌmp ʌv fˈæt hiː kæn fˈaɪnd; sˈiːzᵻz ɪt, ænd flˈaɪz ˌʌp ˌɪntʊ ɐ bˈɪɡ fˈɜː tɹˈiː, wˈɛɹ, ɐpˈæɹəntli, hiː bˈoʊlts ðə hˈoʊl lˈʌmp ˌɪnstəntˈeɪniəsli!