text_original: Whereupon by return post _I_ received a sloping, heavy downstroked letter of thanks from the dutiful Dick!
text_transcription: WHEREUPON BY RETURN POST I RECEIVED A SLOPING HEAVY DOWN STROKED LETTER OF THANKS FROM THE DUTIFUL DICK
phonemes: wˈɛɹəpˌɑːn baɪ ɹᵻtˈɜːn pˈoʊst aɪ ɹᵻsˈiːvd ɐ slˈoʊpɪŋ, hˈɛvi dˈaʊnstɹoʊkt lˈɛɾɚɹ ʌv θˈæŋks fɹʌmðə dˈuːɾifəl dˈɪk!