text_original: XIII Abigail's "Lonely Sailor" I'M sure I didn't start my career of usefulness with any intention of adopting a "lonely sailor." It was Abigail who bestowed him upon me. So far as I remember, it was something like this.
text_transcription: ABIGAIL'S LONELY SAILOR I'M SURE I DIDN'T START MY CAREER OF USEFULNESS WITH ANY INTENTION OF ADOPTING A LONELY SAILOR IT WAS ABIGAIL WHO BESTOWED HIM UPON ME SO FAR AS I REMEMBER IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS
phonemes: ɹˌoʊmən θˈɜːtiːn ˈæbɪɡˌeɪlz "lˈoʊnli sˈeɪlɚ" ˌaɪtˌɪkˈɛm ʃˈʊɹ aɪ dˈɪdnt stˈɑːɹt maɪ kɚɹˈɪɹ ʌv jˈuːsfəlnəs wɪð ˌɛni ɪntˈɛnʃən ʌv ɐdˈɑːptɪŋ ˈeɪ "lˈoʊnli sˈeɪlɚ." ɪt wʌz ˈæbɪɡˌeɪl hˌuː bᵻstˈoʊd hˌɪm əpˌɑːn mˌiː. sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ æz aɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ, ɪt wʌz sˈʌmθɪŋ lˈaɪk ðˈɪs.