text_original: Get up the best dinner you can at so short a notice, and give us your warmest welcome. You had better put out some of Hirsch's Liebfraumilch and a little dry cham. for Gor  ing. The girls drink only water.
text_transcription: GET UP THE BEST DINNER YOU CAN AT SO SHORT A NOTICE AND GIVE US YOUR WARMEST WELCOME YOU HAD BETTER PUT OUT SOME OF HERSCH'S LEAP FROM MILCHE AND A LITTLE DRY SHAM FOR GORING THE GIRLS DRINK ONLY WATER
phonemes: ɡɛt ˌʌp ðə bˈɛst dˈɪnɚ juː kæn æt sˌoʊ ʃˈɔːɹt ɐ nˈoʊɾɪs, ænd ɡˈɪv ˌʌs jʊɹ wˈɔːɹmɪst wˈɛlkʌm. juː hæd bˈɛɾɚ pˌʊt ˈaʊt sˌʌm ʌv hˈɜːʃɪz lˈiːbfɹəmˌɪltʃ ænd ɐ lˈɪɾəl dɹˈaɪ tʃˈæm. fɔːɹ ɡˈɔːɹ ˈɪŋ. ðə ɡˈɜːlz dɹˈɪŋk ˈoʊnli wˈɔːɾɚ.