text_original: Old Swilltub the doctor and guard of the Trains, He filches your pockets and fuddles your brains; But when he's got all from the poor silly man, He then sends him home to do as he can, With all his old chums, his badgers and bums, Who sue him for money he owes in great sums.
text_transcription: OLD SWILL TUB THE DOCTOR AND GUARD OF THE TRAINS HE FILCHES YOUR POCKETS AND FUDDLES YOUR BRAINS BUT WHEN HE'S GOT ALL FROM THE POOR SILLY MAN HE THEN SENDS HIM HOME TO DO AS HE CAN WITH ALL HIS OLD CHUMS HIS BADGERS AND BUMS WHO SUE HIM FOR MONEY HE OWES IN GREAT SUMS
phonemes: ˈoʊld swˈɪltʌb ðə dˈɑːktɚ ænd ɡˈɑːɹd ʌvðə tɹˈeɪnz, hiː fˈɪltʃᵻz jʊɹ pˈɑːkɪts ænd fˈʌdəlz jʊɹ bɹˈeɪnz; bˌʌt wɛn hiːz ɡɑːt ˈɔːl fɹʌmðə pˈʊɹ sˈɪli mˈæn, hiː ðˈɛn sˈɛndz hˌɪm hˈoʊm tə dˈuː æz hiː kˈæn, wɪð ˈɔːl hɪz ˈoʊld tʃˈʌmz, hɪz bˈædʒɚz ænd bˈʌmz, hˌuː sˈuː hˌɪm fɔːɹ mˈʌni hiː ˈoʊz ɪn ɡɹˈeɪt sˈʌmz.