text_original: Fortunately, it is just here that I usually realize what I am doing, and I straighten my rounded back, and undo my teeth (that doesn't sound polite, but you know what I mean), and return my head to its proper place.
text_transcription: FORTUNATELY IT IS JUST HERE THAT I USUALLY REALIZE WHAT I AM DOING AND I STRAIGHTEN MY ROUNDED BACK AND UNDO MY TEETH THAT DOESN'T SOUND POLITE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND RETURN MY HEAD TO ITS PROPER PLACE
phonemes: fˈɔːɹtʃənətli, ɪɾ ɪz dʒˈʌst hˈɪɹ ðæt aɪ jˈuːʒuːəli ɹˈiːəlaɪz wʌt aɪɐm dˈuːɪŋ, ænd aɪ stɹˈeɪtən maɪ ɹˈaʊndᵻd bˈæk, ænd ʌndˈuː maɪ tˈiːθ (ðæt dˈʌzənt sˈaʊnd pəlˈaɪt, bˌʌt juː nˈoʊ wʌt aɪ mˈiːn), ænd ɹᵻtˈɜːn maɪ hˈɛd tʊ ɪts pɹˈɑːpɚ plˈeɪs.