text_original: And as we couldn't think what to say, we looked long and earnestly at the bunch of artificial and rather faded roses from Patricia's hat that had been stuck in the hole, with some green paint daubed around on the glass to represent leaves. Fortunately, Mrs. Jones didn't wait for our opinion—took it for granted, indeed, since there could only be one opinion about such a masterpiece—and proceeded to ask what I thought could be done with so artistic a girl.
text_transcription: AND AS WE COULDN'T THINK WHAT TO SAY WE LOOKED LONG AND EARNESTLY AT THE BUNCH OF ARTIFICIAL AND RATHER FADED ROSES FROM PATRICIA'S HAT THAT HAD BEEN STUCK IN THE HOLE WITH SOME GREEN PAINT DAUBED AROUND ON THE GLASS TO REPRESENT LEAVES FORTUNATELY MISSUS JONES DIDN'T WAIT FOR OUR OPINION TOOK IT FOR GRANTED INDEED SINCE THERE COULD BE ONLY ONE OPINION ABOUT SUCH A MASTERPIECE AND PROCEEDED TO ASK WHAT I THOUGHT COULD BE DONE WITH SO ARTISTIC A GIRL
phonemes: ænd æz wiː kˌʊdənt θˈɪŋk wʌt tə sˈeɪ, wiː lˈʊkt lˈɔŋ ænd ˈɜːnɪstli æt ðə bˈʌntʃ ʌv ˌɑːɹɾɪfˈɪʃəl ænd ɹˈæðɚ fˈeɪdᵻd ɹˈoʊzᵻz fɹʌm pɐtɹˈɪʃəz hˈæt ðæt hɐdbɪn stˈʌk ɪnðə hˈoʊl, wɪð sˌʌm ɡɹˈiːn pˈeɪnt dˈɔːbd ɚɹˈaʊnd ɔnðə ɡlˈæs tə ɹˌɛpɹᵻzˈɛnt lˈiːvz. fˈɔːɹtʃənətli, mˈɪsɪz. dʒˈoʊnz dˈɪdnt wˈeɪt fɔːɹ ˌaʊɚɹ əpˈɪniən—tˈʊk ɪt fɔːɹ ɡɹˈæntᵻd, ˌɪndˈiːd, sˈɪns ðɛɹ kʊd ˈoʊnli biː wˈʌn əpˈɪniən ɐbˌaʊt sˈʌtʃ ɐ mˈæstɚpˌiːs—ænd pɹəsˈiːdᵻd tʊ ˈæsk wʌt aɪ θˈɔːt kʊd biː dˈʌn wɪð sˌoʊ ɑːɹtˈɪstɪk ɐ ɡˈɜːl.