text_original: When the shades of evening finally call you in (as a rule, meals are most perfunctory when a bonfire is in progress) you are saturated from head to foot with the bonfire, your very hair has absorbed the time old pungent odour of the smoke of forest fires.
text_transcription: WHEN THE SHADES OF EVENING FINALLY CALL YOU IN AS A RULE MEALS ARE MOST PERFUNCTORY WHEN A BONFIRE IS IN PROGRESS YOU ARE SATURATED FROM HEAD TO FOOT WITH THE BONFIRE YOUR VERY HAIR HAS ABSORBED THE TIME OLD PUNGENT ODOR OF THE SMOKE OF FOREST FIRES
phonemes: wˌɛn ðə ʃˈeɪdz ʌv ˈiːvnɪŋ fˈaɪnəli kˈɔːl juː ˈɪn (æz ɐ ɹˈuːl, mˈiːlz ɑːɹ mˈoʊst pɚfˈʌŋktɚɹi wɛn ɐ bˈɑːnfaɪɚɹ ɪz ɪn pɹˈɑːɡɹɛs) juː ɑːɹ sˈætʃɚɹˌeɪɾᵻd fɹʌm hˈɛd tə fˈʊt wɪððə bˈɑːnfaɪɚ, jʊɹ vˈɛɹi hˈɛɹ hɐz ɐbsˈɔːɹbd ðə tˈaɪm ˈoʊld pˈʌndʒənt ˈoʊdɚɹ ʌvðə smˈoʊk ʌv fˈɔːɹɪst fˈaɪɚz.