text_original: _ when to our astonishment we discovered a somewhat new phase in "Cock" selling, inasmuch as our purchase consisted of the current number (253) of the _Brighton Daily News_  a very respectable looking and well printed Halfpenny Local Newspaper, and of that day's publication, and did in reality contain an account of a most determined suicide.
text_transcription: WHEN TO OUR ASTONISHMENT WE DISCOVERED A SOMEWHAT NEW PHASE IN COCK SELLING INASMUCH AS OUR PURCHASE CONSISTED OF THE CURRENT NUMBER TWO FIFTY THREE OF THE BRIGHTON DAILY NEWS A VERY RESPECTABLE LOOKING AND WELL PRINTED HALFPENNY LOCAL NEWSPAPER AND OF THAT DAY'S PUBLICATION AND DID IN REALITY CONTAIN AN ACCOUNT OF A MOST DETERMINED SUICIDE
phonemes: wˌɛn tʊ ˌaʊɚɹ ɐstˈɑːnɪʃmənt wiː dɪskˈʌvɚd ɐ sˈʌmwʌt nˈuː fˈeɪz ˈɪn "kˈɑːk" sˈɛlɪŋ, ɪnɐsmˈʌtʃ æz ˌaʊɚ pˈɜːtʃɪs kənsˈɪstᵻd ʌvðə kˈɜːɹənt nˈʌmbɚ (tˈuːhˈʌndɹɪd fˈɪfti θɹˈiː) ʌvðə bɹˈaɪtən dˈeɪli nˈuːz ɐ vˈɛɹi ɹᵻspˈɛktəbəl lˈʊkɪŋ ænd wˈɛl pɹˈɪntᵻd hˈæfpɛni lˈoʊkəl nˈuːzpeɪpɚ, ænd ʌv ðæt dˈeɪz pˌʌblɪkˈeɪʃən, ænd dˈɪd ɪn ɹɪˈælᵻɾi kəntˈeɪn ɐn ɐkˈaʊnt əvə mˈoʊst dɪtˈɜːmɪnd sˈuːɪsˌaɪd.