text_original: . . . How are you to get the flag up the chimney? I'm sure _I_ don't know if you don't! What's the good of being an editor if you don't know a simple little thing like that?"
text_transcription: HOW ARE YOU TO GET THE FLAG UP THE CHIMNEY I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DON'T WHAT'S THE GOOD OF BEING AN EDITOR IF YOU DON'T KNOW A SIMPLE LITTLE THING LIKE THAT
phonemes: . . . hˌaʊ ɑːɹ juː tə ɡɛt ðə flˈæɡ ˌʌp ðə tʃˈɪmni? aɪm ʃˈʊɹ aɪ dˈoʊnt nˈoʊ ɪf juː dˈoʊnt! wˌʌts ðə ɡˈʊd ʌv bˌiːɪŋ ɐn ˈɛdɪɾɚ ɪf juː dˈoʊnt nˈoʊ ɐ sˈɪmpəl lˈɪɾəl θˈɪŋ lˈaɪk ðˈæt?"