text_original: If you are determined and wishful to go, With blind debauchees to the regions of woe, Then go to the Tap without any delay, And drink both your reason and money away, But never mind care, for if you despair, It is the first train that will carry you there.
text_transcription: IF YOU ARE DETERMINED AND WISHFUL TO GO WITH BLIND DE BAUCHETS TO THE REGIONS OF WOE THEN GO TO THE TAP WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND DRINK BOTH YOUR REASON AND MONEY AWAY BUT NEVER MIND CARE FOR IF YOU DESPAIR IT IS THE FIRST TRAIN THAT WILL CARRY YOU THERE
phonemes: ɪf juː ɑːɹ dɪtˈɜːmɪnd ænd wˈɪʃfəl tə ɡˈoʊ, wɪð blˈaɪnd dᵻbˈɔːtʃiːz tə ðə ɹˈiːdʒənz ʌv wˈoʊ, ðˈɛn ɡˌoʊ tə ðə tˈæp wɪðˌaʊt ˌɛni dᵻlˈeɪ, ænd dɹˈɪŋk bˈoʊθ jʊɹ ɹˈiːzən ænd mˈʌni ɐwˈeɪ, bˌʌt nˈɛvɚ mˈaɪnd kˈɛɹ, fɔːɹ ɪf juː dᵻspˈɛɹ, ɪɾ ɪz ðə fˈɜːst tɹˈeɪn ðæt wɪl kˈæɹi juː ðˈɛɹ.