text_original: Virginia tilted up her coal scoop in the porch, beside the pathetic remains of small brass shovel No. 1 (which broke in half quite early in the proceedings), and small brass shovel No. 2 (which also was giving wobbly indications of impending collapse).
text_transcription: VIRGINIA TILTED UP HER COAL SCOOP IN THE PORCH BESIDE THE PATHETIC REMAINS OF SMALL BRASS SHOVEL NUMBER ONE WHICH BROKE IN HALF QUITE EARLY IN THE PROCEEDINGS AND SMALL BRASS SHOVEL NUMBER TWO WHICH ALSO WAS GIVING WOBBLY INDICATIONS OF IMPENDING COLLAPSE
phonemes: vɜːdʒˈɪniə tˈɪltᵻd ˌʌp hɜː kˈoʊl skˈuːp ɪnðə pˈɔːɹtʃ, bᵻsˌaɪd ðə pɐθˈɛɾɪk ɹᵻmˈeɪnz ʌv smˈɔːl bɹˈæs ʃˈʌvəl nˈoʊ. wˈʌn (wˌɪtʃ bɹˈoʊk ɪn hˈæf kwˈaɪt ˈɜːli ɪnðə pɹəsˈiːdɪŋz), ænd smˈɔːl bɹˈæs ʃˈʌvəl nˈoʊ. tˈuː (wˌɪtʃ ˈɔːlsoʊ wʌz ɡˈɪvɪŋ wˈɑːbli ˌɪndɪkˈeɪʃənz ʌv ɪmpˈɛndɪŋ kəlˈæps).