text_original: Eileen—in common with every other young human under twenty years of age—thrilled at the word apple, and inquired if "Hussy" had stolen it off a tree?
text_transcription: AILEEN IN COMMON WITH EVERY OTHER YOUNG HUMAN UNDER TWENTY YEARS OF AGE THRILLED AT THE WORD APPLE AND INQUIRED IF HUSSY HAD STOLEN IT OFF A TREE
phonemes: ˈaɪliːn—ɪn kˈɑːmən wɪð ˈɛvɹi ˈʌðɚ jˈʌŋ hjˈuːmən ˌʌndɚ twˈɛnti jˈɪɹz ʌv ˈeɪdʒ—θɹˈɪld æt ðə wˈɜːd ˈæpəl, ænd ɪŋkwˈaɪɚd ɪf "hˈʌsi" hæd stˈoʊlən ɪɾ ˈɔf ɐ tɹˈiː?