text_original: Not a bit of it! Every time his wife approached from the rear surreptitiously to snatch a berry, he turned round and drove her off (I really could have pardoned her if she had joined the suffragettes on the spot).
text_transcription: NOT A BIT OF IT EVERY TIME HIS WIFE APPROACHED FROM THE REAR SURREPTITIOUSLY TO SNATCH A BERRY HE TURNED ROUND AND DROVE HER OFF I REALLY COULD HAVE PARDONED HER IF SHE HAD JOINED THE SUFFRAGETTES ON THE SPOT
phonemes: nˌɑːɾə bˈɪt ʌv ɪt! ˈɛvɹi tˈaɪm hɪz wˈaɪf ɐpɹˈoʊtʃt fɹʌmðə ɹˈɪɹ sɚɹɪptˈɪʃəsli tə snˈætʃ ɐ bˈɛɹi, hiː tˈɜːnd ɹˈaʊnd ænd dɹˈoʊv hɜːɹ ˈɔf (aɪ ɹˈiəli kˌʊdɐv pˈɑːɹdənd hɜː ɪf ʃiː hæd dʒˈɔɪnd ðə sˌʌfɹɐdʒˈɛts ɔnðə spˈɑːt).