text_original: Of course, it was partly due to the pipe; how any man could have called himself a plumber, and put in such a pipe as _that_!—well, words failed him!
text_transcription: OF COURSE IT WAS PARTLY DUE TO THE PIPE HOW ANY MAN COULD HAVE CALLED HIMSELF A PLUMBER AND PUT IN SUCH A PIPE AS THAT WELL WORDS FAILED HIM
phonemes: ʌv kˈɔːɹs, ɪt wʌz pˈɑːɹtli dˈuː tə ðə pˈaɪp; hˌaʊ ˌɛni mˈæn kˌʊdɐv kˈɔːld hɪmsˈɛlf ɐ plˈʌmɚ, ænd pˌʊt ɪn sˈʌtʃ ɐ pˈaɪp æz ðˈæt!—wˈɛl, wˈɜːdz fˈeɪld hˌɪm!