text_original: Suddenly their longing was satisfied. The morning papers were devoured with eagerness. The evening paper was waited for with feverish expectancy. All of a sudden the great army of the brainless found themselves with something to think about, something to talk about, something upon which to build up hypotheses, to which, once built, they adhered with a fierce persistency. There had been a murder.
text_transcription: SUDDENLY THEIR LONGING WAS SATISFIED THE MORNING PAPERS WERE DEVOURED WITH EAGERNESS THE EVENING PAPER WAS WAITED FOR WITH FEVERISH EXPECTANCY ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GREAT ARMY OF THE BRAINLESS FOUND THEMSELVES WITH SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING UPON WHICH TO BUILD UP HYPOTHESES TO WHICH ONCE BUILT THEY ADHERED WITH A FIERCE PERSISTENCY THERE HAD BEEN A MURDER
phonemes: sˈʌdənli ðɛɹ lˈɔŋɪŋ wʌz sˈæɾɪsfˌaɪd. ðə mˈɔːɹnɪŋ pˈeɪpɚz wɜː dɪvˈaʊɚd wɪð ˈiːɡɚnəs. ðɪ ˈiːvnɪŋ pˈeɪpɚ wʌz wˈeɪɾᵻd fɔːɹ wɪð fˈiːvɚɹɪʃ ɛkspˈɛktənsi. ˈɔːl əvə sˈʌdən ðə ɡɹˈeɪt ˈɑːɹmi ʌvðə bɹˈeɪnləs fˈaʊnd ðɛmsˈɛlvz wɪð sˈʌmθɪŋ tə θˈɪŋk ɐbˈaʊt, sˈʌmθɪŋ tə tˈɔːk ɐbˈaʊt, sˈʌmθɪŋ əpˌɑːn wˌɪtʃ tə bˈɪld ˌʌp haɪpˈɑːθəsˌiːz, tə wˈɪtʃ, wˈʌns bˈɪlt, ðeɪ ædhˈɪɹd wɪð ɐ fˈɪɹs pɚsˈɪstənsi. ðɛɹ hɐdbɪn ɐ mˈɜːdɚ.