text_original: Virginia has always maintained that the motto of my house ought to be "YOU NEVER KNOW," simply because of the rapidity with which I change my mind, and the complications and unexpected developments that follow thereupon.
text_transcription: VIRGINIA HAS ALWAYS MAINTAINED THAT THE MOTTO OF MY HOUSE OUGHT TO BE YOU NEVER KNOW SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE RAPIDITY WITH WHICH I CHANGE MY MIND AND THE COMPLICATIONS AND UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENTS THAT FOLLOW THEREUPON
phonemes: vɜːdʒˈɪniə hɐz ˈɔːlweɪz meɪntˈeɪnd ðætðə mˈɑːɾoʊ ʌv maɪ hˈaʊs ˈɔːt tə bˈiː "juː nˈɛvɚ nˈoʊ," sˈɪmpli bɪkˈʌz ʌvðə ɹæpˈɪdᵻɾi wɪð wˌɪtʃ aɪ tʃˈeɪndʒ maɪ mˈaɪnd, ænd ðə kˌɑːmplɪkˈeɪʃənz ænd ˌʌnɛkspˈɛktᵻd dɪvˈɛləpmənts ðæt fˈɑːloʊ ðɛɹˈʌpɑːn.