text_original: Next morning, as I was being tenderly placed in the one and only cab our suburb now possesses, the whole battalion of workmen, embroidered and otherwise, paused respectfully in the midst of further excavations and a vastly extended scheme of earthworks they had started upon; and I saw a look on the face of the Chief Official that plainly said he considered they were removing me to an asylum none too soon!
text_transcription: NEXT MORNING AS I WAS BEING TENDERLY PLACED IN THE ONE AND ONLY CAB OUR SUBURB NOW POSSESSES THE WHOLE BATTALION OF WORKMEN EMBROIDERED AND OTHERWISE PAUSED RESPECTFULLY IN THE MIDST OF FURTHER EXCAVATIONS AND A VASTLY EXTENDED SCHEME OF EARTHWORKS THEY HAD STARTED UPON AND I SAW A LOOK ON THE FACE OF THE CHIEF OFFICIAL THAT PLAINLY SAID HE CONSIDERED THEY WERE REMOVING ME TO AN ASYLUM NONE TOO SOON
phonemes: nˈɛkst mˈɔːɹnɪŋ, æz aɪ wʌz bˌiːɪŋ tˈɛndɚli plˈeɪst ɪnðə wˈʌn ænd ˈoʊnli kˈæb ˌaʊɚ sˈʌbɜːb nˈaʊ pəzˈɛsᵻz, ðə hˈoʊl bɐtˈæliən ʌv wˈɜːkmɛn, ɛmbɹˈɔɪdɚd ænd ˈʌðɚwˌaɪz, pˈɔːzd ɹᵻspˈɛktfəli ɪnðə mˈɪdst ʌv fˈɜːðɚɹ ˌɛkskəvˈeɪʃənz ænd ɐ vˈæstli ɛkstˈɛndᵻd skˈiːm ʌv ˈɜːθwɜːks ðeɪ hæd stˈɑːɹɾᵻd əpˌɑːn; ænd aɪ sˈɔː ɐ lˈʊk ɔnðə fˈeɪs ʌvðə tʃˈiːf əfˈɪʃəl ðæt plˈeɪnli sˈɛd hiː kənsˈɪdɚd ðeɪ wɜː ɹᵻmˈuːvɪŋ mˌiː tʊ ɐn ɐsˈaɪləm nˈʌn tˈuː sˈuːn!