text_original: _Mind!_ Why, we all regarded Dick as a public benefactor! Abigail discovered that Dick and Mick rhymed, and as she said, you didn't have poetry like that brought to the door _every_ day!
text_transcription: MIND WHY WE ALL REGARDED DICK AS A PUBLIC BENEFACTOR ABIGAIL DISCOVERED THAT DICK AND MICK RHYMED AND AS SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE POETRY LIKE THAT BROUGHT TO THE DOOR EVERY DAY
phonemes: mˈaɪnd!wˈaɪ, wiː ˈɔːl ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹdᵻd dˈɪk æz ɐ pˈʌblɪk bˈɛnɪfˌæktɚ! ˈæbɪɡˌeɪl dɪskˈʌvɚd ðæt dˈɪk ænd mˈɪk ɹˈaɪmd, ænd æz ʃiː sˈɛd, juː dˈɪdnt hæv pˈoʊɪtɹi lˈaɪk ðæt bɹˈɔːt tə ðə dˈɔːɹ ˈɛvɹi dˈeɪ!