text_original: We occasionally get a ladder and then a long stick, and move it round, trying to urge it to deeds of derring do, but it falls asleep the moment our ministrations cease.
text_transcription: WE OCCASIONALLY GET A LADDER AND THEN A LONG STICK AND MOVE IT ROUND TRYING TO URGE IT TO DEEDS OF DARING DEW BUT IT FALLS ASLEEP THE MOMENT OUR MINISTRATIONS CEASE
phonemes: wiː əkˈeɪʒənəli ɡɛt ɐ lˈædɚ ænd ðˈɛn ɐ lˈɔŋ stˈɪk, ænd mˈuːv ɪt ɹˈaʊnd, tɹˈaɪɪŋ tʊ ˈɜːdʒ ɪt tə dˈiːdz ʌv dˈɛɹɪŋ dˈuː, bˌʌt ɪt fˈɔːlz ɐslˈiːp ðə mˈoʊmənt ˌaʊɚ mˌɪnɪstɹˈeɪʃənz sˈiːs.