text_original: . . . What do you say to oysters? . . . You thought I only took fruit? I tried that for a little while; my last doctor but one was very keen on it; but if you believe me, I was losing _pounds_ a week! I should have been a perfect skeleton by now if I'd gone on.
text_transcription: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO OYSTERS YOU THOUGHT I ONLY TOOK FRUIT I TRIED THAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE MY LAST DOCTOR BUT ONE WAS VERY KEEN ON IT BUT IF YOU BELIEVE ME I WAS LOSING POUNDS A WEEK I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT SKELETON BY NOW IF I HAD GONE ON
phonemes: . . . wˌʌt dˈuː juː sˈeɪ tʊ ˈɔɪstɚz? . . . juː θˈɔːt aɪ ˈoʊnli tˈʊk fɹˈuːt? aɪ tɹˈaɪd ðæt fɚɹə lˈɪɾəl wˈaɪl; maɪ lˈæst dˈɑːktɚ bˌʌt wˈʌn wʌz vˈɛɹi kˈiːn ˈɔn ɪt; bˌʌt ɪf juː bᵻlˈiːv mˌiː, aɪ wʌz lˈuːzɪŋ pˈaʊndz ɐ wˈiːk! aɪ ʃˌʊdəv bˌɪn ɐ pˈɜːfɛkt skˈɛlᵻtən baɪ nˈaʊ ɪf aɪd ɡɔn ˈɔn.