text_original: As cook said, you are so dreadfully handicapped when you have to sew up your parcel in calico; you can't send soused mackerel, or Welsh rabbit with Red Tape tied round you like that!
text_transcription: AS COOK SAID YOU ARE SO DREADFULLY HANDICAPPED WHEN YOU HAVE TO SEW UP YOUR PARCEL IN CALICO YOU CAN'T SEND SOUST MACKEREL OR WELSH RABBIT WITH RED TAPE TIED ROUND YOU LIKE THAT
phonemes: æz kˈʊk sˈɛd, juː ɑːɹ sˌoʊ dɹˈɛdfəli hˈændɪkˌæpt wɛn juː hæv tə sˈoʊ ˌʌp jʊɹ pˈɑːɹsəl ɪn kˈælɪkˌoʊ; juː kˈænt sˈɛnd sˈaʊst mˈækɚɹəl, ɔːɹ wˈɛlʃ ɹˈæbɪt wɪð ɹˈɛd tˈeɪp tˈaɪd ɹˈaʊnd juː lˈaɪk ðˈæt!