text_original: I'm only human after all, and naturally any woman's temperature would rise in the face of such spurning of her free will offerings. I didn't write, and I'm using the jam jars still.
text_transcription: I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL AND NATURALLY ANY WOMAN'S TEMPERATURE WOULD RISE IN THE FACE OF SUCH SPURNING OF HER FREE WILL OFFERINGS I DIDN'T WRITE AND I'M USING THE JAM JARS STILL
phonemes: aɪm ˈoʊnli hjˈuːmən ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl, ænd nˈætʃɚɹəli ˌɛni wˈʊmənz tˈɛmpɹɪtʃɚ wʊd ɹˈaɪz ɪnðə fˈeɪs ʌv sˈʌtʃ spˈɜːnɪŋ ʌv hɜː fɹˈiː wɪl ˈɔfɚɹɪŋz. aɪ dˈɪdnt ɹˈaɪt, ænd aɪm jˈuːzɪŋ ðə dʒˈæm dʒˈɑːɹz stˈɪl.