text_original: That's the secret of eternal youth, my dear Susie  not to mind: to wear the best wig you can buy, and not to pretend it is your own hair: to wear pretty clothes, especially suited to your years, sumptuous velvet and more sumptuous fur, like a portrait of an old lady by Velasquez: never to brag of your age, but never to be ashamed of it.
text_transcription: THAT'S THE SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH MY DEAR SUSY NOT TO MIND TO WEAR THE BEST WIG YOU CAN BUY AND NOT TO PRETEND IT IS YOUR OWN HAIR TO WEAR PRETTY CLOTHES ESPECIALLY SUITED TO YOUR YEARS SUMPTUOUS VELVET AND MORE SUMPTUOUS FUR LIKE A PORTRAIT OF AN OLD LADY BY VELASQUE'S NEVER TO BRAG OF YOUR AGE BUT NEVER TO BE ASHAMED OF IT
phonemes: ðæts ðə sˈiːkɹᵻt ʌv ɪtˈɜːnəl jˈuːθ, maɪ dˈɪɹ sˈuːzi nˌɑːt tə mˈaɪnd: tə wˈɛɹ ðə bˈɛst wˈɪɡ juː kæn bˈaɪ, ænd nˌɑːt tə pɹɪtˈɛnd ɪɾ ɪz jʊɹ ˈoʊn hˈɛɹ: tə wˈɛɹ pɹˈɪɾi klˈoʊðz, ɪspˈɛʃəli sˈuːɾᵻd tə jʊɹ jˈɪɹz, sˈʌmptʃuːəs vˈɛlvɪt ænd mˈɔːɹ sˈʌmptʃuːəs fˈɜː, lˈaɪk ɐ pˈɔːɹtɹɪt əvən ˈoʊld lˈeɪdi baɪ vɛlˈæskɛz: nˈɛvɚ tə bɹˈæɡ ʌv jʊɹ ˈeɪdʒ, bˌʌt nˈɛvɚ təbi ɐʃˈeɪmd ʌv ɪt.