text_original: In the first place there was no Bovril in the house; and secondly, there was no beef, only a tiny piece of cold mutton in the larder—and you can't do anything heroic with only cold mutton.
text_transcription: IN THE FIRST PLACE THERE WAS NO BROTHERL IN THE HOUSE AND SECONDLY THERE WAS NO BEEF ONLY A TINY PIECE OF COLD MUTTON IN THE LARDER AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING HEROIC WITH ONLY COLD MUTTON
phonemes: ɪnðə fˈɜːst plˈeɪs ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ bˈɑːvɹəl ɪnðə hˈaʊs; ænd sˈɛkəndli, ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ bˈiːf, ˈoʊnli ɐ tˈaɪni pˈiːs ʌv kˈoʊld mˈʌʔn̩ ɪnðə lˈɑːɹdɚ—ænd juː kˈænt dˈuː ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ hɪɹˈoʊɪk wɪð ˈoʊnli kˈoʊld mˈʌʔn̩.