text_original: We compromised on savoury cheese patties—a come down after the pork pie, we admitted; only we could think of nothing else equally nutritive and seasonable.
text_transcription: WE COMPROMISED ON SAVOURY CHEESE PATTIES A COME DOWN AFTER THE PORK PIE WE ADMITTED ONLY WE COULD THINK OF NOTHING ELSE EQUALLY NUTRITIVE AND SEASONABLE
phonemes: wiː kˈɑːmpɹəmˌaɪzd ˌɔn sˈeɪvɜːɹi tʃˈiːz pˈæɾɪz—ɐ kˈʌm dˌaʊn ˈæftɚ ðə pˈɔːɹk pˈaɪ, wiː ɐdmˈɪɾᵻd; ˈoʊnli wiː kʊd θˈɪŋk ʌv nˈʌθɪŋ ˈɛls ˈiːkwəli njˈuːtɹᵻtˌɪv ænd sˈiːzənəbəl.