text_original: Virginia and I gasped simultaneously; and there, a short distance away from us (though, fortunately with its back towards us), we beheld the fluffy hat (rightside front this time), above a screw of hair, and the long tussore coat of recent blessed memories!
text_transcription: VIRGINIA AND I GASPED SIMULTANEOUSLY AND THERE A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY FROM US THOUGH FORTUNATELY WITH ITS BACK TOWARDS US WE BEHELD THE FLUFFY HAT RIGHT SIDE FRONT THIS TIME ABOVE A SCREW OF HAIR AND THE LONG TUSSAUL COAT OF RECENT BLESSED MEMORIES
phonemes: vɜːdʒˈɪniə ænd aɪ ɡˈæspt sˌaɪməltˈeɪniəsli; ænd ðˈɛɹ, ɐ ʃˈɔːɹt dˈɪstəns ɐwˈeɪ fɹʌm ˌʌs (ðˌoʊ, fˈɔːɹtʃənətli wɪð ɪts bˈæk təwˈɔːɹdz ˌʌs), wiː bᵻhˈɛld ðə flˈʌfi hˈæt (ɹˈaɪtsaɪd fɹˈʌnt ðɪs tˈaɪm), əbˌʌv ɐ skɹˈuː ʌv hˈɛɹ, ænd ðə lˈɔŋ tˈʌsɔːɹ kˈoʊt ʌv ɹˈiːsənt blˈɛst mˈɛmɚɹiz!