text_original: Architects are very good for the fronts of club  houses and ceevil service stores, and that like ; but if you trust your new houses to an architect, I'll give odds when they're done there'll be no place for me to put my coals.
text_transcription: ARCHITECTS ARE VERY GOOD FOR THE FRONTS OF CLUB HOUSES AND CIVIL SERVICE STORES AND THAT LIKE BUT IF YOU TRUST YOUR NEW HOUSES TO AN ARCHITECT I'LL GIVE ODDS WHEN THEY'RE DUMB THERE'LL BE NO PLACE FOR ME TO PUT MY COALS
phonemes: ˈɑːɹkɪtˌɛkts ɑːɹ vˈɛɹi ɡˈʊd fɚðə fɹˈʌnts ʌv klˈʌb hˈaʊzᵻz ænd sˈiːvəl sˈɜːvɪs stˈɔːɹz, ænd ðæt lˈaɪk ; bˌʌt ɪf juː tɹˈʌst jʊɹ nˈuː hˈaʊzᵻz tʊ ɐn ˈɑːɹkɪtˌɛkt, aɪl ɡˈɪv ˈɑːdz wɛn ðeɪɚ dˈʌn ðɛɹl biː nˈoʊ plˈeɪs fɔːɹ mˌiː tə pˌʊt maɪ kˈoʊlz.