text_original: In an instant up jumped the corpse, and with an angry "Chit! chit!" hurled himself at the interloper; and the last I saw of him was chasing the yellow tit all across the garden. Don't ask me to explain; I am only telling you what happened under my own eyes.
text_transcription: IN AN INSTANT UP JUMPED THE CORPSE AND WITH AN ANGRY TI HURLED HIMSELF AT THE INTERLOPER AND THE LAST I SAW OF HIM WAS CHASING THE YELLOW TIT ALL ACROSS THE GARDEN DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN I AM ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT HAPPENED UNDER MY OWN EYES
phonemes: ɪn ɐn ˈɪnstənt ˌʌp dʒˈʌmpt ðə kˈɔːɹps, ænd wɪð ɐn ˈæŋɡɹi "tʃˈɪt! tʃˈɪt!" hˈɜːld hɪmsˈɛlf æt ðɪ ˌɪntɚlˈoʊpɚ; ænd ðə lˈæst aɪ sˈɔː ʌv hˌɪm wʌz tʃˈeɪsɪŋ ðə jˈɛloʊ tˈɪt ˈɔːl əkɹˌɑːs ðə ɡˈɑːɹdən. dˈoʊnt ˈæsk mˌiː tʊ ɛksplˈeɪn; aɪɐm ˈoʊnli tˈɛlɪŋ juː wʌt hˈæpənd ˌʌndɚ maɪ ˈoʊn ˈaɪz.