text_original: The last time, it was a neighbouring farmer who climbed the ladder to reason with it, after I had assured him there was no penalty under the Defence of the Realm Act for regulating weathercocks.
text_transcription: THE LAST TIME IT WAS A NEIGHBOURING FARMER WHO CLIMBED THE LADDER TO REASON WITH IT AFTER I HAD ASSURED HIM THERE WAS NO PENALTY UNDER THE DEFENCE OF THE RAIL MAT FOR REGULATING WEATHERCOCKS
phonemes: ðə lˈæst tˈaɪm, ɪt wʌzɐ nˈeɪbɚɹɪŋ fˈɑːɹmɚ hˌuː klˈaɪmd ðə lˈædɚ tə ɹˈiːzən wɪð ɪt, ˈæftɚɹ aɪ hæd əʃˈʊɹd hˌɪm ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ pˈɛnəlɾi ˌʌndɚ ðə dᵻfˈɛns ʌvðə ɹˈɛlm ˈækt fɔːɹ ɹˈɛɡjʊlˌeɪɾɪŋ wˈɛðɚkˌɑːks.