text_original: . . . Yes, rolls would be nice, but—— Waitress! Not crusty ones! . . . Well, perhaps bread _would_ be softer for you under the circumstances. Stale bread, waitress!
text_transcription: YES ROLLS WOULD BE NICE BUT WAITRESS NOT CRUSTY ONES WELL WELL PERHAPS BREAD WOULD BE SOFTER FOR YOU UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES STALE BRED WAITRESS
phonemes: . . . jˈɛs, ɹˈoʊlz wʊd biː nˈaɪs, bˌʌt—— wˈeɪtɹəs! nˌɑːt kɹˈʌsti wˌʌnz! . . . wˈɛl, pɚhˈæps bɹˈɛd wʊd biː sˈɔftɚ fɔːɹ juː ˌʌndɚ ðə sˈɜːkəmstˌænsᵻz. stˈeɪl bɹˈɛd, wˈeɪtɹəs!