text_original: You see, I have individuality where sawing is concerned, but it is useless to talk about it, for I've come to the conclusion that whatever other moral improvements a woman may manage to effect in the man she marries, it is a lifework to get him to a proper appreciation of her method of goffering a saw!
text_transcription: YOU SEE I HAVE INDIVIDUALITY WHERE SAWING IS CONCERNED BUT IT IS USELESS TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT WHATEVER OTHER MORAL IMPROVEMENTS A WOMAN MAY MANAGE TO EFFECT IN THE MAN SHE MARRIES IT IS A LIFE WORK TO GET HIM TO A PROPER APPRECIATION OF HER METHOD OF GOFFERING A SAW
phonemes: juː sˈiː, aɪ hæv ˌɪndᵻvˌɪduːˈælᵻɾi wˌɛɹ sˈɔːɪŋ ɪz kənsˈɜːnd, bˌʌt ɪɾ ɪz jˈuːsləs tə tˈɔːk ɐbˈaʊt ɪt, fɔːɹ aɪv kˈʌm tə ðə kəŋklˈuːʒən ðæt wʌtˈɛvɚɹ ˈʌðɚ mˈɔːɹəl ɪmpɹˈuːvmənts ɐ wˈʊmən mˈeɪ mˈænɪdʒ tʊ ɪfˈɛkt ɪnðə mˈæn ʃiː mˈæɹiz, ɪɾ ɪz ɐ lˈaɪfwɜːk tə ɡɛt hˌɪm tʊ ɐ pɹˈɑːpɚɹ ɐpɹˌiːʃɪˈeɪʃən ʌv hɜː mˈɛθəd ʌv ɡˈɑːfɚɹɪŋ ɐ sˈɔː!