text_original: I ignored her sarcasm, knowing full well that a pair of shears, applied by amateur hands to tough overgrown greenstuff, is apt to provoke cutting remarks when the wielder has got to the moist stage and the hedge is looking like a ploughed field.
text_transcription: I IGNORED HER SARCASM KNOWING FULL WELL THAT A PAIR OF SHEARS APPLIED BY AMATEUR HANDS TO TOUGH OVERGROWN GREEN STUFF IS APT TO PROVOKE CUTTING REMARKS WHEN THE WIELDER HAS GOT TO THE MOIST STAGE AND THE HEDGE IS LOOKING LIKE A PLOUGHED FIELD
phonemes: aɪ ɪɡnˈɔːɹd hɜː sˈɑːɹkæzəm, nˈoʊɪŋ fˈʊl wˈɛl ðˌæɾə pˈɛɹ ʌv ʃˈɪɹz, ɐplˈaɪd baɪ ˈæmətʃɚ hˈændz tə tˈʌf ˌoʊvɚɡɹˈoʊn ɡɹˈiːnstʌf, ɪz ˈæpt tə pɹəvˈoʊk kˈʌɾɪŋ ɹᵻmˈɑːɹks wɛn ðə wˈiːldɚ hɐz ɡɑːt tə ðə mˈɔɪst stˈeɪdʒ ænd ðə hˈɛdʒ ɪz lˈʊkɪŋ lˈaɪk ɐ plˈaʊd fˈiːld.