text_original: Three parties a week, and a pack of Italian savages to keep up to the mark; fellows who are more used to daggers and stilettos than to soap and water, better for a brigand's cave than a high class pantry, and who think nothing of quarrelling and threatening to murder each other in the middle of a dinner party.
text_transcription: THREE PARTIES A WEEK AND A PACK OF ITALIAN SAVAGES TO KEEP UP TO THE MARK FELLOWS WHO ARE MORE USED TO DAGGERS AND STILETTOES THAN TO SOAP WATER BETTER FOR A BRIGAND'S CAVE THAN A HIGH CLASS PANTRY AND WHO THINK NOTHING OF QUARRELLING AND THREATENING TO MURDER EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF A DINNER PARTY
phonemes: θɹˈiː pˈɑːɹɾiz ɐ wˈiːk, ænd ɐ pˈæk ʌv ɪtˈæliən sˈævɪdʒᵻz tə kˈiːp ˌʌp tə ðə mˈɑːɹk; fˈɛloʊz hˌuː ɑːɹ mˈɔːɹ jˈuːzd tə dˈæɡɚz ænd stᵻlˈɛɾoʊz ðɐn tə sˈoʊp ænd wˈɔːɾɚ, bˈɛɾɚ fɚɹə bɹˈɪɡændz kˈeɪv ðˌænə hˈaɪ klˈæs pˈæntɹi, ænd hˌuː θˈɪŋk nˈʌθɪŋ ʌv kwˈɔːɹəlɪŋ ænd θɹˈɛʔn̩ɪŋ tə mˈɜːdɚɹ ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚɹ ɪnðə mˈɪdəl əvə dˈɪnɚ pˈɑːɹɾi.