text_original: We are anything but behind the times on our hills, and no clocks in the whole of the British Isles were set forward an hour more eagerly than ours were; only, obviously, if you haven't a clock that goes, you can't set it forward; therefore our little corner looked feverishly in the direction of the Jasper clock, and frequently reminded the Jaspers of their national duty.
text_transcription: WE ARE IN A THING BUT BEHIND THE TIMES ON OUR HILLS AND NO CLOCKS IN THE WHOLE OF THE BRITISH ISLES WAS SET FORWARD AT OUR MORE EAGERLY THAN OURS WERE ONLY OBVIOUSLY IF YOU HAVEN'T A CLOCK THAT GOES YOU CAN'T SET IT FORWARD THEREFORE OUR LITTLE CORNER LOOKED FEVERISHLY IN THE DIRECTION OF THE JASPER CLOCK AND FREQUENTLY REMINDED THE JASPERS OF THEIR NATIONAL DUTY
phonemes: wiː ɑːɹ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ bˌʌt bᵻhˌaɪnd ðə tˈaɪmz ˌɔn ˌaʊɚ hˈɪlz, ænd nˈoʊ klˈɑːks ɪnðə hˈoʊl ʌvðə bɹˈɪɾɪʃ ˈaɪəlz wɜː sˈɛt fˈɔːɹwɚd ɐn ˈaʊɚ mˈɔːɹ ˈiːɡɚli ðɐn aʊɚz wɜː; ˈoʊnli, ˈɑːbviəsli, ɪf juː hˈævənt ɐ klˈɑːk ðæt ɡˈoʊz, juː kˈænt sˈɛt ɪt fˈɔːɹwɚd; ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ ˌaʊɚ lˈɪɾəl kˈɔːɹnɚ lˈʊkt fˈiːvɚɹɪʃli ɪnðə dᵻɹˈɛkʃən ʌvðə dʒˈæspɚ klˈɑːk, ænd fɹˈiːkwəntli ɹᵻmˈaɪndᵻd ðə dʒˈæspɚz ʌv ðɛɹ nˈæʃənəl dˈuːɾi.