text_original: I adore the river ; I doat upon billiards ; and next best after billiards I like lawn tennis. Do you suppose I shall ever be happier for having learnt French grammar, or the Rule of Three
text_transcription: I ADORE THE RIVER I DOTE UPON BILLIARDS AND NEXT BEST AFTER BILLIARDS I LIKE LAWN TENNIS DOSE I SHALL EVER BE HAPPIER FOR HAVING LEARNT FRENCH GRAMMAR OR THE RULE OF THRE
phonemes: aɪ ɐdˈɔːɹ ðə ɹˈɪvɚ ; aɪ dˈoʊt əpˌɑːn bˈɪlɪɚdz ; ænd nˈɛkst bˈɛst ˈæftɚ bˈɪlɪɚdz aɪ lˈaɪk lˈɔːn tˈɛnɪs. dˈuː juː səpˈoʊz aɪʃˌɐl ˈɛvɚ biː hˈæpɪɚ fɔːɹ hˌævɪŋ lˈɜːnt fɹˈɛntʃ ɡɹˈæmɚ, ɔːɹ ðə ɹˈuːl ʌv θɹˈiː