text_original: "If that isn't bed rock common sense," said Ursula. "Most intelligent girls would have improved the occasion by sending you newspaper cuttings with statistics of the latest submarine sinkings, to keep your spirits up."
text_transcription: THAT ISN'T BED ROCK COMMON SENSE SAID URSULA MOST INTELLIGENT GIRLS WOULD HAVE IMPROVED THE OCCASION BY SENDING YOU NEWSPAPER CUTTINGS WITH STATISTICS OF THE LATEST SUBMARINE SINKINGS KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP
phonemes: "ɪf ðæt ˌɪzənt bˈɛd ɹˈɑːk kˈɑːmən sˈɛns," sˈɛd ˈɜːsjʊlə. "mˈoʊst ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt ɡˈɜːlz wʊdhɐv ɪmpɹˈuːvd ðɪ əkˈeɪʒən baɪ sˈɛndɪŋ juː nˈuːzpeɪpɚ kˈʌɾɪŋz wɪð stɐtˈɪstɪks ʌvðə lˈeɪɾɪst sˈʌbmɚɹˌiːn sˈɪŋkɪŋz, tə kˈiːp jʊɹ spˈɪɹɪts ˈʌp."