text_original: Whereas, what she found she really needed was cheese and water melon (though cantaloupe might take its place), and why wasn't there water melon (or cantaloupe) on the table?
text_transcription: WHEREAS WHAT SHE FOUND SHE REALLY NEEDED WAS CHEESE AND WATERMELON THOUGH CANTE LOUP MIGHT TAKE ITS PLACE AND WHY WASN'T THE WATERMELON OR CANTE LOUP ON THE TABLE
phonemes: wˈɛɹæz, wˌʌt ʃiː fˈaʊnd ʃiː ɹˈiəli nˈiːdᵻd wʌz tʃˈiːz ænd wˈɔːɾɚ mˈɛlən (ðˌoʊ kˈæntəlˌoʊp mˌaɪt tˈeɪk ɪts plˈeɪs), ænd wˌaɪ wˈʌzn̩t ðɛɹ wˈɔːɾɚ mˈɛlən (ɔːɹ kˈæntəlˌoʊp) ɔnðə tˈeɪbəl?