text_original: "It isn't safe to say sarcastic things to a woman with eyes like hers," they told each other. "It would be as safe to try to take a rise out of a crouching tiger, or to put a cobra's back up, for larks."
text_transcription: IT ISN'T SAFE TO SAY SARCASTIC THINGS TO A WOMAN WITH EYES LIKE HERS THEY TOLD EACH OTHER IT WOULD BE AS SAFE TO TRY TO TAKE A RISE OUT OF A CROUCHING TIGER OR TO PUT A COBBER'S BACK UP FOR LARKS
phonemes: "ɪɾ ˌɪzənt sˈeɪf tə sˈeɪ sɑːɹkˈæstɪk θˈɪŋz tʊ ɐ wˈʊmən wɪð ˈaɪz lˈaɪk hˈɜːz," ðeɪ tˈoʊld ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚ. "ɪt wʊd biː æz sˈeɪf tə tɹˈaɪ tə tˈeɪk ɐ ɹˈaɪz ˌaʊɾəv ɐ kɹˈaʊtʃɪŋ tˈaɪɡɚ, ɔːɹ tə pˌʊt ɐ kˈoʊbɹəz bˈæk ˈʌp, fɔːɹ lˈɑːɹks."