text_original: I said I only wished he would, as they are a real plague at times. Imagine my horror a few days later when I took some friends along to see the vegetables, to discover a legion of empty whisky bottles, labels intact, neck downwards in the soil, and dotted about the vegetable garden in all directions.
text_transcription: I SAID I ONLY WISHED HE WOULD AS THEY ARE A REAL PLAGUE AT TIMES IMAGINE MY HORROR A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I TOOK SOME FRIENDS ALONG TO SEE THE VEGETABLES TO DISCOVER A LEGION OF EMPTY WHISKY BOTTLES LABELS INTACT NECKED DOWNWARDS IN THE SOIL AND DOTTED ABOUT THE VEGETABLE GARDEN IN ALL DIRECTIONS
phonemes: aɪ sˈɛd aɪ ˈoʊnli wˈɪʃt hiː wˈʊd, æz ðeɪ ɑːɹ ɐ ɹˈiːəl plˈeɪɡ æt tˈaɪmz. ɪmˈædʒɪn maɪ hˈɔɹɚɹ ɐ fjˈuː dˈeɪz lˈeɪɾɚ wɛn aɪ tˈʊk sˌʌm fɹˈɛndz ɐlˈɔŋ tə sˈiː ðə vˈɛdʒɪɾəbəlz, tə dɪskˈʌvɚɹ ɐ lˈiːdʒən ʌv ˈɛmpti wˈɪski bˈɑːɾəlz, lˈeɪbəlz ɪntˈækt, nˈɛk dˈaʊnwɚdz ɪnðə sˈɔɪl, ænd dˈɑːɾᵻd ɐbˌaʊt ðə vˈɛdʒɪɾəbəl ɡˈɑːɹdən ɪn ˈɔːl dᵻɹˈɛkʃənz.