text_original: No, he said, he didn't think as how it would kill the thistles right out. Then why did he do it that way? I asked, instead of spudding the thing right up by the root? "Well"—and he scratched his head thoughtfully—"doing it like this jest diskerridges of 'em a bit, and isn't sech a deluge o' trouble as mooting 'em right out would be." And with that he promptly dropped thistles, and proceeded to discuss the fiendishness of the Germans.
text_transcription: NO HE SAID HE DIDN'T THINK AS HOW IT WOULD KILL THE THISTLES RIGHT OUT AND WHY DID HE DO IT THAT WAY I ASKED INSTEAD OF SPUDDING THE THING RIGHT UP BY THE ROOT WELL AND HE SCRATCHED HIS HEAD THOUGHTFULLY DOING IT LIKE THIS JEST DISCOURAGES OF THEM A BIT AND ISN'T SUCH A DELUGE OF TROUBLE AS MOOTING EM RIGHT OUT WOULD BE WITH THAT HE PROMPTLY DROPPED THISTLES AND PROCEEDED TO DISCUSS THE FIENDISHNESS OF THE GERMANS
phonemes: nˈoʊ, hiː sˈɛd, hiː dˈɪdnt θˈɪŋk æz hˌaʊ ɪt wʊd kˈɪl ðə θˈɪsəlz ɹˈaɪt ˈaʊt. ðˈɛn wˌaɪ dˈɪd hiː dˈuː ɪt ðæt wˈeɪ? aɪ ˈæskt, ɪnstˈɛd ʌv spˈʌdɪŋ ðə θˈɪŋ ɹˈaɪt ˌʌp baɪ ðə ɹˈuːt? "wˈɛl"—ænd hiː skɹˈætʃt hɪz hˈɛd θˈɔːtfəli—"dˌuːɪŋ ɪt lˈaɪk ðɪs dʒˈɛst dɪskˈɛɹɪdʒᵻz ʌv ˈɛm ɐ bˈɪt, ænd ˌɪzənt sˈɛtʃ ɐ dˈɛljuːdʒ ˈoʊ tɹˈʌbəl æz mˈuːɾɪŋ ˈɛm ɹˈaɪt ˈaʊt wʊd bˈiː." ænd wɪð ðæt hiː pɹˈɑːmptli dɹˈɑːpt θˈɪsəlz, ænd pɹəsˈiːdᵻd tə dɪskˈʌs ðə fˈiːndɪʃnəs ʌvðə dʒˈɜːmənz.