text_original: Exceedingly bewildered, the caller waited a minute, trying in vain to catch sounds of hilarity within, and then rapped again; and, as the keyhole seemed the correct channel of communication, he said through the aperture— "Kindly tell your mistress that her husband is here."
text_transcription: EXCEEDINGLY BEWILDERED THE CALLER WAITED A MINUTE TRYING IN VAIN TO CATCH SOUNDS OF HILARITY WITHIN AND THEN RAPPED AGAIN AND AS THE KEYHOLE SEEMED THE CORRECT CHANNEL OF COMMUNICATION HE SAID THROUGH THE APERTURE KINDLY TELL YOUR MISTRESS THAT OUR HUSBAND IS HERE
phonemes: ɛksˈiːdɪŋli bᵻwˈɪldɚd, ðə kˈɔːlɚ wˈeɪɾᵻd ɐ mˈɪnɪt, tɹˈaɪɪŋ ɪn vˈeɪn tə kˈætʃ sˈaʊndz ʌv hɪlˈæɹᵻɾi wɪðˈɪn, ænd ðˈɛn ɹˈæpt ɐɡˈɛn; ænd, æz ðə kˈiːhoʊl sˈiːmd ðə kɚɹˈɛkt tʃˈænəl ʌv kəmjˌuːnɪkˈeɪʃən, hiː sˈɛd θɹuː ðɪ ˈæpɚtʃɚ— "kˈaɪndli tˈɛl jʊɹ mˈɪstɹəs ðæt hɜː hˈʌsbənd ɪz hˈɪɹ."