text_original: There, under the heading— "A DAINTY COSY COMFORT FOR YOUR BOY IN THE TRENCHES," it described how to make a pair of wool work slippers, commencing with "Get a yard of Penelope canvas."
text_transcription: THERE UNDER THE HEADING A DAINTY COSY COMFORT FOR YOUR BOY IN THE TRENCHES IT DESCRIBED HOW TO MAKE A PAIR OF WOOL WORK SLIPPERS COMMENCING WITH GET A YARD OF PENELOPE CANVAS
phonemes: ðˈɛɹ, ˌʌndɚ ðə hˈɛdɪŋ— "ɐ dˈeɪnti kˈoʊzi kˈʌmfɚt fɔːɹ jʊɹ bˈɔɪ ɪnðə tɹˈɛntʃᵻz," ɪt dᵻskɹˈaɪbd hˌaʊ tə mˌeɪk ɐ pˈɛɹ ʌv wˈʊl wˈɜːk slˈɪpɚz, kəmˈɛnsɪŋ wɪð "ɡɛt ɐ jˈɑːɹd ʌv pənˈɛləpi kˈænvəs."