text_original: Reasonably, if you have left the hoe at the top of the garden, and the top is a hundred feet above the bottom of the garden where you are standing, you think twice before you climb up and fetch it. As one result of this universal conservation of energy, our local nettle crop is one of the finest in the kingdom, I verily believe.
text_transcription: REASONABLY IF YOU HAVE LEFT THE HOE AT THE TOP OF THE GARDEN AND THE TOP IS A HUNDRED FEET ABOVE THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN WHERE YOU ARE STANDING YOU THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU CLIMB UP AND FETCH IT AS ONE RESULT OF THIS UNIVERSAL CONSERVATION OF ENERGY OUR LOCAL NETTLE CROP IS ONE OF THE FINEST IN THE KINGDOM I VERILY BELIEVE
phonemes: ɹˈiːzənəbli, ɪf juː hæv lˈɛft ðə hˈoʊ æt ðə tˈɑːp ʌvðə ɡˈɑːɹdən, ænd ðə tˈɑːp ɪz ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd fˈiːt əbˌʌv ðə bˈɑːɾəm ʌvðə ɡˈɑːɹdən wˌɛɹ juː ɑːɹ stˈændɪŋ, juː θˈɪŋk twˈaɪs bᵻfˌɔːɹ juː klˈaɪm ˌʌp ænd fˈɛtʃ ɪt. æz wˈʌn ɹɪzˈʌlt ʌv ðɪs jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl kˌɑːnsɚvˈeɪʃən ʌv ˈɛnɚdʒi, ˌaʊɚ lˈoʊkəl nˈɛɾəl kɹˈɑːp ɪz wˈʌn ʌvðə fˈaɪnɪst ɪnðə kˈɪŋdəm, aɪ vˈɛɹili bᵻlˈiːv.