text_original: But I must beg you not to picture the wood house as the home of the miscellaneous collection of nondescript oddments so indescribably dear to every masculine heart.
text_transcription: BUT I MUST BEG YOU NOT TO PICTURE THE WOODHOUSE AS THE HOME OF THE MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTION OF NONDESCRIPT ODDMENTS SO INDESCRIBABLY DEAR TO EVERY MASCULINE HEART
phonemes: bˌʌt aɪ mˈʌst bˈɛɡ juː nˌɑːt tə pˈɪktʃɚ ðə wˈʊd hˈaʊs æz ðə hˈoʊm ʌvðə mˌɪsəlˈeɪniəs kəlˈɛkʃən ʌv nˌɑːndᵻskɹˈɪpt ˈɑːdmənts sˌoʊ ˌɪndᵻskɹˈaɪbəbli dˈɪɹ tʊ ˈɛvɹi mˈæskjʊlˌɪn hˈɑːɹt.