text_original: Her hat was of the fluffy "girlie" description, somewhat bizarre in shape, which looked preposterous above the lady's mature locks, more especially as she had put it on hind part front, not even bothering herself to ascertain its compass points.
text_transcription: HER HAT WAS OF THE FLUFFY GIRLLY DESCRIPTION SOMEWHAT BIZARRE IN SHAPE WHICH LOOKED PREPOSTEROUS ABOVE THE LADY'S MATURE LOCKS MORE ESPECIALLY AS SHE HAD PUT IT ON HIND PART FRONT NOT EVEN BOTHERING HERSELF TO ASCERTAIN ITS COMPASS POINTS
phonemes: hɜː hˈæt wʌz ʌvðə flˈʌfi "ɡˈɜːli" dᵻskɹˈɪpʃən, sˈʌmwʌt bᵻzˈɑːɹ ɪn ʃˈeɪp, wˌɪtʃ lˈʊkt pɹɪpˈɔstɚɹəs əbˌʌv ðə lˈeɪdiz mətʃˈʊɹ lˈɑːks, mˈɔːɹ ɪspˈɛʃəli æz ʃiː hæd pˌʊt ɪɾ ˌɔn hˈaɪnd pˈɑːɹt fɹˈʌnt, nˌɑːt ˈiːvən bˈɑːðɚɹɪŋ hɜːsˈɛlf tʊ ˌæsɚtˈeɪn ɪts kˈʌmpəs pˈɔɪnts.