text_original: Wasn't it comfortable? I asked. Didn't it fit? "Oh, yes'm, thank you; it fits beautiful. But that's my _best_ leg; and the missus likes me to keep it there where she can show it to everyone, and I only uses it for Sundays and Bank 'Ollerdis."
text_transcription: WASN'T IT COMFORTABLE I ASKED DIDN'T IT FIT OH YES'M THANK YOU IT FITS BEAUTIFUL BUT THAT'S MY BEST LEG AND THE MISSIS LIKES ME TO KEEP IT THERE WHERE SHE CAN SHOW IT TO EVERYONE AND I ONLY USES IT FOR SUNDAYS AND BANK HOLIDAYS
phonemes: wˈʌzn̩t ɪt kˈʌmftəbəl? aɪ ˈæskt. dˈɪdnt ɪt fˈɪt? "ˈoʊ, jˈɛsm, θˈæŋk juː; ɪt fˈɪts bjˈuːɾifəl. bˌʌt ðæts maɪ bˈɛst lˈɛɡ; ænd ðə mˈɪsəs lˈaɪks mˌiː tə kˈiːp ɪt ðɛɹ wˌɛɹ ʃiː kæn ʃˈoʊ ɪt tʊ ˈɛvɹɪwˌʌn, ænd aɪ ˈoʊnli jˈuːzᵻz ɪt fɔːɹ sˈʌndeɪz ænd bˈæŋk ˈɑːlɚdiz."