text_original: The only discordant sounds that met the ears of those who voyaged in the bark _Ocean Queen_ were the cacklings of a creature in the hen coops which had laid an egg, or thought it had done so, or wished to do so, or, having been sea sick up to that time, perhaps, endeavoured to revive its spirits by recalling the fact that it once did so, and might perhaps do so again!
text_transcription: THE ONLY DISCORDANT SOUNDS THAT MET THE EARS OF THOSE WHO VOYAGED IN THE BARK OCEAN QUEEN WERE THE CACKLINGS OF A CREATURE IN THE HEN COOPS WHICH HAD LAID AN EGG OR THOUGHT IT HAD DONE SO OR WISHED TO DO SO OR HAVING BEEN SEASICK UP TO THAT TIME PERHAPS ENDEAVOURED TO REVIVE ITS SPIRITS BY RECALLING THE FACT THAT IT ONCE DID SO AND MIGHT PERHAPS DO SO AGAIN
phonemes: ðɪ ˈoʊnli dɪskˈɔːɹdənt sˈaʊndz ðæt mˈɛt ðɪ ˈɪɹz ʌv ðoʊz hˌuː vˈɔɪɪdʒd ɪnðə bˈɑːɹk ˈoʊʃən kwˈiːn wɜː ðə kˈæklɪŋz əvə kɹˈiːtʃɚɹ ɪnðə hˈɛn kˈuːps wˌɪtʃ hæd lˈeɪd ɐn ˈɛɡ, ɔːɹ θˈɔːt ɪt hæd dˈʌn sˈoʊ, ɔːɹ wˈɪʃt tə dˈuː soʊ, ɔːɹ, hˌævɪŋ bˌɪn sˈiː sˈɪk ˌʌp tə ðæt tˈaɪm, pɚhˈæps, ɛndˈɛvɚd tə ɹᵻvˈaɪv ɪts spˈɪɹɪts baɪ ɹᵻkˈɔːlɪŋ ðə fˈækt ðˌɐɾɪt wˈʌns dˈɪd sˈoʊ, ænd mˌaɪt pɚhˈæps dˈuː sˌoʊ ɐɡˈɛn!