text_original: "Not that I haven't had my little flirtations!" sighed the Elderly Spinster Spider, combing her spinnerettes, "but I always stopped before it came to eating the beasts. I think men spiders taste horrid! I nibbled the leg of one I was rather fond of once, just to see!"
text_transcription: NOT THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MY LITTLE FLIRTATIONS SIGHED THE ELDERLY SPINSTER SPIDER COMBING HER SPINNERETS BUT I ALWAYS STOPPED BEFORE IT CAME TO EATING THE BEASTS I THINK MEN SPIDERS TASTE HORRID I NIBBLED THE LEG OF ONE I WAS RATHER FOND OF ONCE JUST TO SEE
phonemes: "nˌɑːt ðæt aɪ hˈævənt hæd maɪ lˈɪɾəl flɜːtˈeɪʃənz!" sˈaɪd ðɪ ˈɛldɚli spˈɪnstɚ spˈaɪdɚ, kˈoʊmɪŋ hɜː spˌɪnɚɹˈɛts, "bˌʌt aɪ ˈɔːlweɪz stˈɑːpt bᵻfˌɔːɹ ɪt kˈeɪm tʊ ˈiːɾɪŋ ðə bˈiːsts. aɪ θˈɪŋk mˈɛn spˈaɪdɚz tˈeɪst hˈɔːɹɪd! aɪ nˈɪbəld ðə lˈɛɡ ʌv wˈʌn aɪ wʌz ɹˈæðɚ fˈɑːnd ʌv wˈʌns, dʒˈʌst tə sˈiː!"