text_original: If you serve the fish in a folded napkin garnish it with a few sprigs of parsley, if you can get them, or with a lemon sliced, if you do not live  as some unfortunate people do  "fifty miles from a lemon."
text_transcription: IF YOU SERVE THE FISH IN A FOLDED NAPKIN GARNISH IT WITH A FEW SPRIGS OF PARSLEY IF YOU CAN GET THEM OR WITH A LEMON SLICED IF YOU DO NOT LIVE AS SOME UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE DO FIFTY MILES FROM A LEMON
phonemes: ɪf juː sˈɜːv ðə fˈɪʃ ɪn ɐ fˈoʊldᵻd nˈæpkɪn ɡˈɑːɹnɪʃ ɪt wɪð ɐ fjˈuː spɹˈɪɡz ʌv pˈɑːɹsli, ɪf juː kæn ɡˈɛt ðˌɛm, ɔːɹ wɪð ɐ lˈɛmən slˈaɪst, ɪf juː duːnˌɑːt lˈɪv æz sˌʌm ʌnfˈɔːɹtʃənət pˈiːpəl dˈuː  "fˈɪfti mˈaɪlz fɹʌm ɐ lˈɛmən."