text_original: There you may drop in on any of your acquaintances after 9 p.m. You may or you may not get a cup of tea. You chat a few hours and then depart. With us that's impossible, because our so called 'Teas' have assumed proportions which were formerly unknown. You invite one to come and have tea with you but instead of that you serve a luncheon and make a veritable banquet of it, going to a lot of trouble and expense, a course which must have bad consequences."
text_transcription: THERE YOU MAY DROP IN ON ANY OF YOUR ACQUAINTANCES AFTER NINE P M YOU MAY OR YOU MAY NOT GET A CUP OF TEA YOU CHAT A FEW HOURS AND THEN DEPART WITH US THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OUR SO CALLED TEAS HAVE ASSUMED PROPORTIONS WHICH WERE FORMERLY UNKNOWN YOU INVITE ONE TO COME AND HAVE TEA WITH YOU BUT INSTEAD OF THAT YOU SERVE A LUNCHEON AND MAKE A VERITABLE BANQUET OF IT GOING TO A LOT OF TROUBLE AND EXPENSE A COURSE WHICH MUST HAVE BAD CONSEQUENCES
phonemes: ðɛɹ juː mˈeɪ dɹˈɑːp ɪn ˌɔn ˌɛni ʌv jʊɹ ɐkwˈeɪntənsᵻz ˈæftɚ nˈaɪn pˈiː.ˈɛm. juː mˈeɪ ɔːɹ juː mˈeɪ nˌɑːt ɡɛt ɐ kˈʌp ʌv tˈiː. juː tʃˈæt ɐ fjˈuː ˈaʊɚz ænd ðˈɛn dᵻpˈɑːɹt. wɪð ˌʌs ðæts ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl, bɪkˈʌz ˌaʊɚ sˌoʊ kˈɔːld tˈiːz hæv ɐsˈuːmd pɹəpˈɔːɹʃənz wˌɪtʃ wɜː fˈɔːɹmɚli ʌnnˈoʊn. juː ɪnvˈaɪt wˈʌn tə kˈʌm ænd hæv tˈiː wɪð juː bˌʌt ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ðæt juː sˈɜːv ɐ lˈʌntʃən ænd mˌeɪk ɐ vˈɛɹɪɾəbəl bˈæŋkwɪt ʌv ɪt, ɡˌoʊɪŋ tʊ ɐ lˈɑːt ʌv tɹˈʌbəl ænd ɛkspˈɛns, ɐ kˈɔːɹs wˌɪtʃ mˈʌstɐv bˈæd kˈɑːnsɪkwənsᵻz."