text_original: It is supposed to be very difficult, and it is done sometimes in curious ways; but the best way is the simplest and easiest. If we have time we will prepare a few omelettes.
text_transcription: IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE VERY DIFFICULT AND IT IS DONE SOMETIMES IN CURIOUS WAYS BUT THE BEST WAY IS THE SIMPLEST AND EASIEST IF WE HAVE TIME WE WILL PREPARE A FEW OMELETS
phonemes: ɪɾ ɪz səpˈoʊzd təbi vˈɛɹi dˈɪfɪkəlt, ænd ɪɾ ɪz dˈʌn sˈʌmtaɪmz ɪn kjˈʊɹɹiəs wˈeɪz; bˌʌt ðə bˈɛst wˈeɪ ɪz ðə sˈɪmpəlɪst ænd ˈiːziɪst. ɪf wiː hæv tˈaɪm wiː wɪl pɹɪpˈɛɹ ɐ fjˈuː ˈɑːmləts.