text_original: (Tibbs had read somewhere that this was the usual custom amongst lady Spiders.) "Don't talk of husbands to me!" said the Elderly Spinster Spider, "the shy, undersized, nervous, shamefaced things! Ugh! I wouldn't eat one if there wasn't a fly left in India!"
text_transcription: TIBBS HAD READ SOMEWHERE THAT THIS WAS THE USUAL CUSTOM AMONGST LADY SPIDERS DON'T TALK OF HUSBANDS TO ME SAID THE ELDERLY SPINSTER SPIDER THE SHY UNDERSIZED NERVOUS SHAMEFACED THINGS UGH I WOULDN'T EAT ONE IF THERE WASN'T A FLY LEFT IN INDIA
phonemes: (tˈɪbz hæd ɹˈɛd sˈʌmwɛɹ ðæt ðɪs wʌzðə jˈuːʒuːəl kˈʌstəm ɐmˌʌŋst lˈeɪdi spˈaɪdɚz.) "dˈoʊnt tˈɔːk ʌv hˈʌsbəndz tə mˌiː!" sˈɛd ðɪ ˈɛldɚli spˈɪnstɚ spˈaɪdɚ, "ðə ʃˈaɪ, ˌʌndɚsˈaɪzd, nˈɜːvəs, ʃˈeɪmfeɪst θˈɪŋz! ˈʌɡ! aɪ wˈʊdənt ˈiːt wˈʌn ɪf ðɛɹ wˈʌzn̩t ɐ flˈaɪ lˈɛft ɪn ˈɪndiə!"