text_original: No matter how much he tried he could never please her. If he was happy and contented she called him "Mr. Frivolous" and would say what a fine figure he'd cut in a Punch and Judy show; if, on the contrary, cares troubled him and his face betrayed his anxiety, she called him "Old Grouch" and railed at him for making her life bitter.
text_transcription: NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE TRIED HE COULD NEVER PLEASE HER IF HE WAS HAPPY AND CONTENTED SHE CALLED HIM MISTER FRIVOLOUS AND WOULD SAY WHAT A FINE FIGURE HE'D CUT IN A PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW IF ON THE CONTRARY CARES TROUBLED HIM AND HIS FACE BETRAYED HIS ANXIETY SHE CALLED HIM OLD GROUCH AND RAILED AT HIM FOR MAKING HER LIFE BITTER
phonemes: nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚ hˌaʊ mˈʌtʃ hiː tɹˈaɪd hiː kʊd nˈɛvɚ plˈiːz hɜː. ɪf hiː wʌz hˈæpi ænd kəntˈɛntᵻd ʃiː kˈɔːld hˌɪm "mˈɪstɚ. fɹˈɪvələs" ænd wʊd sˈeɪ wʌt ɐ fˈaɪn fˈɪɡjɚ hiːd kˈʌt ɪn ɐ pˈʌntʃ ænd dʒˈuːdi ʃˈoʊ; ɪf, ɔnðə kˈɑːntɹɛɹi, kˈɛɹz tɹˈʌbəld hˌɪm ænd hɪz fˈeɪs bᵻtɹˈeɪd hɪz æŋzˈaɪəɾi, ʃiː kˈɔːld hˌɪm "ˈoʊld ɡɹˈaʊtʃ" ænd ɹˈeɪld æt hˌɪm fɔːɹ mˌeɪkɪŋ hɜː lˈaɪf bˈɪɾɚ.