text_original: She never arrived at that perfectibility, which is seen in many smokers, of swallowing the fumes, or of making them pass out at her nostrils. The pipe was to her what a fan was, or is, in a lady's hand  a means of having something to do. She forgot it when she had a letter to write, or any serious occupation. It is not so with the studious and literary man, who fancies it helps reflection or promotes inspiration."
text_transcription: SHE NEVER ARRIVED AT THAT PERFECTIBILITY WHICH IS SEEN IN MANY SMOKERS OF SWALLOWING THE FUMES OR OF MAKING THEM PASS OUT AT HER NOSTRILS THE PIPE WAS TO HER WHAT A FAN WAS OR IS IN A LADY'S HAND A MEANS OF HAVING SOMETHING TO DO SHE FORGOT IT WHEN SHE HAD A LETTER TO WRITE OR ANY SERIOUS OCCUPATION IT IS NOT SO WITH THE STUDIOUS AND LITERARY MAN WHO FANCIES IT HELPS REFLECTION OR PROMOTES INSPIRATION
phonemes: ʃiː nˈɛvɚɹ ɚɹˈaɪvd æt ðæt pɚfˌɛktəbˈɪlᵻɾi, wˌɪtʃ ɪz sˈiːn ɪn mˈɛni smˈoʊkɚz, ʌv swˈɔloʊɪŋ ðə fjˈuːmz, ɔːɹ ʌv mˌeɪkɪŋ ðˌɛm pˈæs ˈaʊt æt hɜː nˈɑːstɹəlz. ðə pˈaɪp wʌz tə hɜː wʌt ɐ fˈæn wʌz, ɔːɹ ɪz, ɪn ɐ lˈeɪdiz hˈænd ɐ mˈiːnz ʌv hˌævɪŋ sˈʌmθɪŋ tə dˈuː. ʃiː fɚɡˈɑːt ɪt wɛn ʃiː hæd ɐ lˈɛɾɚ tə ɹˈaɪt, ɔːɹ ˌɛni sˈɪɹiəs ˌɑːkjʊpˈeɪʃən. ɪɾ ɪz nˌɑːt sˌoʊ wɪððə stˈuːdiəs ænd lˈɪɾɚɹˌɛɹi mˈæn, hˌuː fˈænsiz ɪt hˈɛlps ɹᵻflˈɛkʃən ɔːɹ pɹəmˈoʊts ˌɪnspɚɹˈeɪʃən."