text_original: For the moderns are glad when they can change something, and so they change their furniture, their carpets, their pictures, etc. About every ten years there is a change in the fashions and your housewife cannot bear not to be in style.
text_transcription: FOR THE MODERNS ARE GLAD WHEN THEY CAN CHANGE SOMETHING AND SO THEY CHANGE THEIR FURNITURE THEIR CARPETS THEIR PICTURES ET CETERA ABOUT EVERY TEN YEARS THERE IS A CHANGE IN THE FASHIONS AND YOUR HOUSEWIFE CANNOT BEAR NOT TO BE IN STYLE
phonemes: fɚðə mˈɑːdɚnz ɑːɹ ɡlˈæd wɛn ðeɪ kæn tʃˈeɪndʒ sˈʌmθɪŋ, ænd sˌoʊ ðeɪ tʃˈeɪndʒ ðɛɹ fˈɜːnɪtʃɚ, ðɛɹ kˈɑːɹpɪts, ðɛɹ pˈɪktʃɚz, ɛtsˈɛtɹə. ɐbˌaʊt ˈɛvɹi tˈɛn jˈɪɹz ðɛɹ ɪz ɐ tʃˈeɪndʒ ɪnðə fˈæʃənz ænd jʊɹ hˈaʊswaɪf kænˈɑːt bˈɛɹ nˌɑːt təbi ɪn stˈaɪl.