text_original: You would have a rather sharp knife and spoon; a fish knife, though it looks pretty, is not good to serve fish with because it is apt to be dull; you want a knife that will cut down through the fish without tearing it, without attempting to cut down through the bone, unless you know where the joints are located.
text_transcription: YOU WOULD HAVE A RATHER SHARP KNIFE AND SPOON A FISH KNIFE THOUGH IT LOOKS PRETTY IS NOT GOOD TO SERVE FISH WITH BECAUSE IT IS APT TO BE DULL YOU WANT A KNIFE THAT WILL CUT DOWN THROUGH THE FISH WITHOUT TEARING IT WITHOUT ATTEMPTING TO CUT DOWN THROUGH THE BONE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHERE THE JOINTS ARE LOCATED
phonemes: juː wʊdhɐv ɐ ɹˈæðɚ ʃˈɑːɹp nˈaɪf ænd spˈuːn; ɐ fˈɪʃ nˈaɪf, ðˌoʊ ɪt lˈʊks pɹˈɪɾi, ɪz nˌɑːt ɡˈʊd tə sˈɜːv fˈɪʃ wɪð bɪkˈʌz ɪɾ ɪz ˈæpt təbi dˈʌl; juː wˈɔnt ɐ nˈaɪf ðæt wɪl kˈʌt dˌaʊn θɹuː ðə fˈɪʃ wɪðˌaʊt tˈɛɹɪŋ ɪt, wɪðˌaʊt ɐtˈɛmptɪŋ tə kˈʌt dˌaʊn θɹuː ðə bˈoʊn, ʌnlˈɛs juː nˈoʊ wˌɛɹ ðə dʒˈɔɪnts ɑːɹ loʊkˈeɪɾᵻd.