text_original: In cutting the onions, of course, if you bend over them, that same oil rising from them escapes as you cut into their substance, and will be sure to make you cry; but if you hold them a little away from you in peeling them, or under water, or if you stand where there is a draught blowing over your hands, it will blow that oil away.
text_transcription: IN CUTTING THE ONIONS OF COURSE IF YOU BEND OVER THEM THAT SAME OIL RISING FROM THEM ESCAPES AS YOU CUT INTO THEIR SUBSTANCE AND WILL BE SURE TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT IF YOU HOLD THEM A LITTLE AWAY FROM YOU IN PEELING THEM OR UNDER WATER OR IF YOU STAND WHERE THERE IS A DRAUGHT BLOWING OVER YOUR HANDS IT WILL BLOW THAT OIL AWAY
phonemes: ɪn kˈʌɾɪŋ ðɪ ˈʌniənz, ʌv kˈɔːɹs, ɪf juː bˈɛnd ˈoʊvɚ ðˌɛm, ðæt sˈeɪm ˈɔɪl ɹˈaɪzɪŋ fɹʌm ðˌɛm ɛskˈeɪps æz juː kˈʌt ˌɪntʊ ðɛɹ sˈʌbstəns, ænd wɪl biː ʃˈʊɹ tə mˌeɪk juː kɹˈaɪ; bˌʌt ɪf juː hˈoʊld ðˌɛm ɐ lˈɪɾəl ɐwˈeɪ fɹʌm juː ɪn pˈiːlɪŋ ðˌɛm, ɔːɹ ˌʌndɚ wˈɔːɾɚ, ɔːɹ ɪf juː stˈænd wˌɛɹ ðɛɹ ɪz ɐ dɹˈæft blˈoʊɪŋ ˌoʊvɚ jʊɹ hˈændz, ɪt wɪl blˈoʊ ðæt ˈɔɪl ɐwˈeɪ.