text_original: If Joe warn't so set I'd make him pick the pears; but he always says and sticks to it, the fruits o' the earth what grows on trees aint no good. He'll eat 'em fast enough, I tells him, and so he will; as long as I'll stand to cook 'em; but he won't lift never a hand to get 'em off the trees.
text_transcription: IF JOE WARN'T SO SET I'D MAKE HIM PICK THE PEARS BUT HE ALWAYS SAYS AND STICKS TO IT THE FRUITS OF THE EARTH WHAT GROWS ON TREES AIN'T NO GOOD HE'LL EAT EM FAST ENOUGH I TELLS HIM AND SO HE WILL AS LONG AS I'LL STAND TO COOK EM BUT HE WON'T LIFT NEVER A HAND TO GET HIM OFF THE TREES
phonemes: ɪf dʒˈoʊ wˈɔːɹənt sˌoʊ sˈɛt aɪd mˌeɪk hˌɪm pˈɪk ðə pˈɛɹz; bˌʌt hiː ˈɔːlweɪz sˈɛz ænd stˈɪks tʊ ɪt, ðə fɹˈuːts ˈoʊ ðɪ ˈɜːθ wʌt ɡɹˈoʊz ˌɔn tɹˈiːz ˈeɪnt nˈoʊ ɡˈʊd. hiːl ˈiːt ˈɛm fˈæst ɪnˈʌf, aɪ tˈɛlz hˌɪm, ænd sˌoʊ hiː wˈɪl; æz lˈɔŋ æz aɪl stˈænd tə kˈʊk ˈɛm; bˌʌt hiː woʊnt lˈɪft nˈɛvɚɹ ɐ hˈænd tə ɡɛt ˈɛm ˈɔf ðə tɹˈiːz.