text_original: "Ay, marry have I," replied the dwarf, with a wild grin, and displaying a wolfish set of teeth. "My master ordered me to smear the halberd with the sympathetic ointment. I obeyed him: rubbed the steel point, first on one side, then on the other; next wiped it; and then smeared it again."
text_transcription: AY MARY HAVE I REPLIED THE DWARF WITH A WILD GRIN AND DISPLAYING A WOLFISH SET OF TEETH MY MASTER ORDERED ME TO SMEAR THE HALBERD WITH THE SYMPATHETIC OINTMENT I OBEYED HIM RUBBED THE STEEL POINT FIRST ON ONE SIDE THEN ON THE OTHER NEXT WIPED IT AND THEN SMEARED IT AGAIN
phonemes: "ˈaɪ, mˈæɹi hæv ˈaɪ," ɹᵻplˈaɪd ðə dwˈɔːɹf, wɪð ɐ wˈaɪld ɡɹˈɪn, ænd dɪsplˈeɪɪŋ ɐ wˈʊlfɪʃ sˈɛt ʌv tˈiːθ. "maɪ mˈæstɚɹ ˈɔːɹdɚd mˌiː tə smˈɪɹ ðə hˈælbɜːd wɪððə sˌɪmpəθˈɛɾɪk ˈɔɪntmənt. aɪ oʊbˈeɪd hˌɪm: ɹˈʌbd ðə stˈiːl pˈɔɪnt, fˈɜːst ˌɔn wˈʌn sˈaɪd, ðˈɛn ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ; nˈɛkst wˈaɪpt ɪt; ænd ðˈɛn smˈɪɹd ɪɾ ɐɡˈɛn."