text_original: If Joe warn't so set I'd make him pick the pears; but he always says and sticks to it, the fruits o' the earth what grows on trees aint no good.
text_transcription: IF JOE WARN'T SO SET I'D MAKE HIM PICK THE PEARS BUT HE ALWAYS SAYS AND STICKS TO IT THE FRUITS OF THE EARTH WHAT GROWS ON TREES AIN'T NO GOOD
phonemes: ɪf dʒˈoʊ wˈɔːɹənt sˌoʊ sˈɛt aɪd mˌeɪk hˌɪm pˈɪk ðə pˈɛɹz; bˌʌt hiː ˈɔːlweɪz sˈɛz ænd stˈɪks tʊ ɪt, ðə fɹˈuːts ˈoʊ ðɪ ˈɜːθ wʌt ɡɹˈoʊz ˌɔn tɹˈiːz ˈeɪnt nˈoʊ ɡˈʊd.