text_original: So spake up my two year old, astonishing me (as she always has done) by her wonderful cleverness, and surprising Moxy Thomas that such clear good words should come from so small a creature. "My goodness me! you little vixen! wherever did you come from? Bring her in yourself, then, Dyo, if she thinks so much of you. Let me feel her. Not wet she is. Where ever did you get her?
text_transcription: SO SPAKE UP MY TWO YEAR OLD ASTONISHING ME AS SHE ALWAYS HAS DONE BY HER WONDERFUL CLEVERNESS AND SURPRISING MOXY THOMAS THAT SUCH CLEAR GOOD WORDS SHOULD COME FROM SO SMALL A CREATURE MY GOODNESS ME YOU LITTLE VIXEN WHERE EVER DID YOU COME FROM BRING HER IN YOURSELF AND DIE OH IF SHE THINKS SO MUCH OF YOU LET ME FEEL HER NOT WHERE IS SHE WHEREVER DID YOU GET HER
phonemes: sˌoʊ spˈeɪk ˌʌp maɪ tˈuː jˈɪɹ ˈoʊld, ɐstˈɑːnɪʃɪŋ mˌiː (æz ʃiː ˈɔːlweɪz hɐz dˈʌn) baɪ hɜː wˈʌndɚfəl klˈɛvɚnəs, ænd sɚpɹˈaɪzɪŋ mˈɑːksi tˈɑːməs ðæt sˈʌtʃ klˈɪɹ ɡˈʊd wˈɜːdz ʃˌʊd kˈʌm fɹʌm sˌoʊ smˈɔːl ɐ kɹˈiːtʃɚ. "maɪ ɡˈʊdnəs mˌiː! juː lˈɪɾəl vˈɪksən! wɛɹˈɛvɚ dˈɪd juː kˈʌm fɹʌm? bɹˈɪŋ hɜːɹ ɪn jɔːɹsˈɛlf, ðˈɛn, dˈaɪoʊ, ɪf ʃiː θˈɪŋks sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ ʌv juː. lˈɛt mˌiː fˈiːl hɜː. nˌɑːt wˈɛt ʃiː ɪz. wˌɛɹ ˈɛvɚ dˈɪd juː ɡˈɛt hɜː?