text_original: So spake up my two year old, astonishing me (as she always has done) by her wonderful cleverness, and surprising Moxy Thomas that such clear good words should come from so small a creature.
text_transcription: SO SPAKE UP MY TWO YEAR OLD ASTONISHING ME AS SHE ALWAYS HAS DONE BY HER WONDERFUL CLEVERNESS AND SURPRISING MOXY THOMAS THAT SUCH CLEAR GOOD WORDS SHOULD COME FROM SO SMALL A CREATURE
phonemes: sˌoʊ spˈeɪk ˌʌp maɪ tˈuː jˈɪɹ ˈoʊld, ɐstˈɑːnɪʃɪŋ mˌiː (æz ʃiː ˈɔːlweɪz hɐz dˈʌn) baɪ hɜː wˈʌndɚfəl klˈɛvɚnəs, ænd sɚpɹˈaɪzɪŋ mˈɑːksi tˈɑːməs ðæt sˈʌtʃ klˈɪɹ ɡˈʊd wˈɜːdz ʃˌʊd kˈʌm fɹʌm sˌoʊ smˈɔːl ɐ kɹˈiːtʃɚ.