text_original: Let me get my dear dog safe and snug, or he is such an intelligent animal that he will assuredly bite you. Now you may look in the pocket of my bag — don't fumble anything else — ^and you will find a little letter in a fancy envelope.
text_transcription: LET ME GET MY DEAR DOG SAFE AND SNUG OR HE IS SUCH AN INTELLIGENT ANIMAL THAT HE WILL ASSUREDLY BITE YOU NOW YOU MAY LOOK IN THE POCKET OF MY BAG DON'T FUMBLE ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU WILL FIND A LITTLE LETTER IN A FANCY ENVELOPE
phonemes: lˈɛt mˌiː ɡɛt maɪ dˈɪɹ dˈɑːɡ sˈeɪf ænd snˈʌɡ, ɔːɹ hiː ɪz sˈʌtʃ ɐn ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt ˈænɪməl ðæt hiː wɪl əʃˈʊɹɹᵻdli bˈaɪt juː. nˈaʊ juː mˈeɪ lˈʊk ɪnðə pˈɑːkɪt ʌv maɪ bˈæɡ — dˈoʊnt fˈʌmbəl ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ˈɛls — ænd juː wɪl fˈaɪnd ɐ lˈɪɾəl lˈɛɾɚɹ ɪn ɐ fˈænsi ˈɑːnvəlˌoʊp.