text_original: "De Lord give madam sumfin' to make _her_ gay!" he said. "Himself, uncle Bacchus!" "Dat's so, madam!" he replied, as she took his hand to bid him good bye.
text_transcription: DEAR LORD GIVE MADAM SOMETHING TO MAKE HER GAY HE SAID HIMSELF UNCLE BACCHUS DAD SO MADAM HE REPLIED AS SHE TOOK HIS HAND TO BID HIM GOOD BYE
phonemes: "də lˈɔːɹd ɡˈɪv mˈædəm sˈʌmfɪn tə mˌeɪk hɜː ɡˈeɪ!" hiː sˈɛd. "hɪmsˈɛlf, ˈʌŋkəl bˈækəs!" "dˈæts sˈoʊ, mˈædəm!" hiː ɹᵻplˈaɪd, æz ʃiː tˈʊk hɪz hˈænd tə bˈɪd hˌɪm ɡˈʊd bˈaɪ.