text_original: Accordingly to church I went, and did a tidy stroke of business, both before and after service, in the way of lobsters.
text_transcription: ACCORDINGLY TO CHURCH I WENT AND DID A TIDY STROKE OF BUSINESS BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER SERVICE IN THE WAY OF LOBSTERS
phonemes: ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋli tə tʃˈɜːtʃ aɪ wˈɛnt, ænd dˈɪd ɐ tˈaɪdi stɹˈoʊk ʌv bˈɪznəs, bˈoʊθ bᵻfˌɔːɹ ænd ˈæftɚ sˈɜːvɪs, ɪnðə wˈeɪ ʌv lˈɑːbstɚz.