text_original: After satisfying her, and scoring at the "Jolly Sailors" three fine bass against my shot, what did I do but go to church with all my topmost togs on?
text_transcription: AFTER SATISFYING HER AND SCORING AT THE JOLLY SAILOR'S THREE FINE BASS AGAINST MY SHOT WHAT DID I DO BUT GO TO CHURCH WITH ALL MY TOPMOST TOGS ON
phonemes: ˈæftɚ sˈæɾɪsfˌaɪɪŋ hɜː, ænd skˈɔːɹɪŋ æt ðə "dʒˈɑːli sˈeɪlɚz" θɹˈiː fˈaɪn bˈeɪs ɐɡˈɛnst maɪ ʃˈɑːt, wˌʌt dˈɪd aɪ dˈuː bˌʌt ɡˌoʊ tə tʃˈɜːtʃ wɪð ˈɔːl maɪ tˈɑːpmoʊst tˈɑːɡz ˈɔn?