text_original: 5. No walking sandwich will be allowed to parade the streets, and no pavement to be disfigured with, 'read Fun or Tommyhawk.
text_transcription: FIVE NO WALKING SANDWICH WILL BE ALLOWED TO PARADE THE STREETS AND NO PAVEMENT TO BE DISFIGURED WITH REED FUN OR TOMMY HAWK
phonemes: fˈaɪv. nˈoʊ wˈɔːkɪŋ sˈændwɪtʃ wɪl biː ɐlˈaʊd tə pɚɹˈeɪd ðə stɹˈiːts, ænd nˈoʊ pˈeɪvmənt təbi dɪsfˈɪɡɚd wɪð, ɹˈiːd fˈʌn ɔːɹ tˈɑːmɪhˌɔːk.