text_original: No shoeblack will be allowed to polish up your understandings, nor use the words, "shine your boots, sir," without being duly licensed according to Act of Parliament.
text_transcription: NO SHOEBLACK WILL BE ALLOWED TO POLISH UP YOUR UNDERSTANDINGS NOR USE THE WORDS SHINE YOUR BOOTS SIR WITHOUT BEING DULY LICENSED ACCORDING TO THE ACT OF PARLIAMENT
phonemes: nˈoʊ ʃˈuːblæk wɪl biː ɐlˈaʊd tə pˈɑːlɪʃ ˌʌp jʊɹ ˌʌndɚstˈændɪŋz, nˈɔːɹ jˈuːs ðə wˈɜːdz, "ʃˈaɪn jʊɹ bˈuːts, sˌɜː," wɪðˌaʊt bˌiːɪŋ djˈuːli lˈaɪsənst ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋ tʊ ˈækt ʌv pˈɑːɹləmənt.