text_original: The good Hans was terrified. "Goodness!" he said, "help me out of this fix; you know more about this place than I do, take my pig and leave me your goose."
text_transcription: THE GOOD HANS WAS TERRIFIED GOODNESS HE SAID HELP ME OUT OF THIS FIX YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS PLACE THAN I DO TAKE MY PIG AND LEAVE ME YOUR GOOSE
phonemes: ðə ɡˈʊd hˈænz wʌz tˈɛɹᵻfˌaɪd. "ɡˈʊdnəs!" hiː sˈɛd, "hˈɛlp mˌiː ˌaʊɾəv ðɪs fˈɪks; juː nˈoʊ mˈɔːɹ ɐbˌaʊt ðɪs plˈeɪs ðɐn aɪ dˈuː, tˈeɪk maɪ pˈɪɡ ænd lˈiːv mˌiː jʊɹ ɡˈuːs."