text_original: Not only will he treat you well, but he will regale you with all the gossip of the court; he will give you the last funny thing of Mr. Serjeant Larkins; he will tell you how many briefs the great Mr. Skinner Fyne receives  what the Vice Chancellor is doing; and you will own, on rising, that you have never spent a five minutes more agreeably. Besides, you are likely to see some noticeable characters, for Mr. Trigge's shop is quite a lounge.
text_transcription: NOT ONLY WILL HE TREAT YOU WELL BUT HE WILL REGALE YOU WITH ALL THE GOSSIP OF THE COURT HE WILL GIVE YOU THE LAST FUNNY THING OF MISTER SERGEANT LARKINS HE WILL TELL YOU HOW MANY BRIEFS THE GREAT MISTER SKINNER FINE RECEIVES WHAT A VICE CHANCELLOR IS DOING AND YOU WILL OWN ON RISING THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SPENT THE FIVE MINUTES MORE AGREEABLY BESIDES YOU ARE LIKELY TO SEE SOME NOTICEABLE CHARACTERS FOR MISTER TRIGG'S SHOP IS QUITE A LOUNGE
phonemes: nˌɑːt ˈoʊnli wɪl hiː tɹˈiːt juː wˈɛl, bˌʌt hiː wɪl ɹᵻɡˈeɪl juː wɪð ˈɔːl ðə ɡˈɑːsɪp ʌvðə kˈɔːɹt; hiː wɪl ɡˈɪv juː ðə lˈæst fˈʌni θˈɪŋ ʌv mˈɪstɚ. sˈɜːdʒiːnt lˈɑːɹkɪnz; hiː wɪl tˈɛl juː hˌaʊ mˈɛni bɹˈiːfs ðə ɡɹˈeɪt mˈɪstɚ. skˈɪnɚ fˈaɪn ɹᵻsˈiːvz wʌt ðə vˈaɪs tʃˈænsɛlɚɹ ɪz dˈuːɪŋ; ænd juː wɪl ˈoʊn, ˌɔn ɹˈaɪzɪŋ, ðæt juː hæv nˈɛvɚ spˈɛnt ɐ fˈaɪv mˈɪnɪts mˈɔːɹ ɐɡɹˈiːəbli. bᵻsˈaɪdz, juː ɑːɹ lˈaɪkli tə sˈiː sˌʌm nˈoʊɾɪsəbəl kˈæɹɪktɚz, fɔːɹ mˈɪstɚ. tɹˈɪɡᵻz ʃˈɑːp ɪz kwˈaɪt ɐ lˈaʊndʒ.