text_original: THE FUNNY DIVORCE CASE. Now list to me awhile, And I'll sing you a ditty, It will cause you for to smile, If not, it is a pity. It's of a crim con case, And it has caused sport, Which lately did take place, At Westminster Divorce Court. So all classes high and low, Make out this case I well can't, But it is a funny go, Of rummy Lady
text_transcription: THE FUNNY DIVORCE CASE NOW LIST TO ME AWHILE AND I'LL SING YOU A DITTY IT WILL CAUSE YOU FOR TO SMILE IF NOT IT IS A PITY IT'S OVER CRIM CONCASE AND IT HAS CAUSED A SPORT WHICH LATELY DID TAKE PLACE AT WESTMINSTER DIVORCE COURT SO ALL CLASSES HIGH AND LOW MAKE OUT THIS CASE I WELL CAN'T BUT TIS A FUNNY GO OF A RUMMY LADY
phonemes: ðə fˈʌni dᵻvˈɔːɹs kˈeɪs. nˈaʊ lˈɪst tə mˌiː ɐwˈaɪl, ænd aɪl sˈɪŋ juː ɐ dˈɪɾi, ɪt wɪl kˈɔːz juː fɔːɹ tə smˈaɪl, ɪf nˈɑːt, ɪɾ ɪz ɐ pˈɪɾi. ɪts əvə kɹˈɪm kˈɑːn kˈeɪs, ænd ɪt hɐz kˈɔːzd spˈɔːɹt, wˌɪtʃ lˈeɪtli dˈɪd tˈeɪk plˈeɪs, æt wˈɛstmɪnstɚ dᵻvˈɔːɹs kˈɔːɹt. sˌoʊ ˈɔːl klˈæsᵻz hˈaɪ ænd lˈoʊ, mˌeɪk ˈaʊt ðɪs kˈeɪs aɪ wˈɛl kˈænt, bˌʌt ɪɾ ɪz ɐ fˈʌni ɡˈoʊ, ʌv ɹˈʌmi lˈeɪdi