text_original: First, that I should renounce all idea of liberty, and all such nonsense. Secondly, that I should be well harassed with drill. And, thirdly, that I should stand up to be shot at whenever called upon so to do; and I heartily hope our Colonel will never call me into such a perilous position.
text_transcription: FIRST THAT I SHOULD RENOUNCE ALL IDEA OF LIBERTY AND ALL SUCH NONSENSE SECONDLY THAT I SHOULD BE WELL HARASSED WITH DRILL AND THIRDLY THAT I SHOULD STAND UP TO BE SHOT AT WHENEVER CALLED UPON SO TO DO AND I HEARTILY HOPE OUR COLONEL WILL NEVER CALL ME INTO SUCH PERILOUS POSITION
phonemes: fˈɜːst, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd ɹᵻnˈaʊns ˈɔːl aɪdˈiə ʌv lˈɪbɚɾi, ænd ˈɔːl sˈʌtʃ nˈɑːnsəns. sˈɛkəndli, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd biː wˈɛl hɚɹˈæst wɪð dɹˈɪl. ænd, θˈɜːdli, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd stˈænd ˌʌp təbi ʃˈɑːt æt wɛnˌɛvɚ kˈɔːld əpˌɑːn sˌoʊ tə dˈuː; ænd aɪ hˈɑːɹɾili hˈoʊp ˌaʊɚ kˈɜːnəl wɪl nˈɛvɚ kˈɔːl mˌiː ˌɪntʊ sˈʌtʃ ɐ pˈɛɹɪləs pəzˈɪʃən.