text_original: "Mercy on us, Anne, you've flavored that cake with _Anodyne Liniment_. I broke the liniment bottle last week and poured what was left into an old empty vanilla bottle. I suppose it's partly my fault  I should have warned you  but for pity's sake why couldn't you have smelled it?"
text_transcription: MERCY ON US ANNE YOU FLAVORED THAT CAKE WITH ANNANDINE LINIMENT I BROKE THE LINIMENT BOTTLE LAST WEEK AND POURED WHAT WAS LEFT INTO AN OLD EMPTY VANILLA BOTTLE I SUPPOSE IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU BUT FOR PITY'S SAKE WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SMELLED IT
phonemes: "mˈɜːsi ˈɔn ˌʌs, ˈæn, juːv flˈeɪvɚd ðæt kˈeɪk wɪð ˈænədˌaɪn lˈɪnɪmənt. aɪ bɹˈoʊk ðə lˈɪnɪmənt bˈɑːɾəl lˈæst wˈiːk ænd pˈɔːɹd wʌt wʌz lˈɛft ˌɪntʊ ɐn ˈoʊld ˈɛmpti vɐnˈɪlə bˈɑːɾəl. aɪ səpˈoʊz ɪts pˈɑːɹtli maɪ fˈɔlt aɪ ʃˌʊdəv wˈɔːɹnd juː bˌʌt fɔːɹ pˈɪɾiz sˈeɪk wˌaɪ kˌʊdənt juː hæv smˈɛld ɪt?"