text_original: The genius who propounded the statement that "there is nothing like leather" could surely never have sampled a cold Welsh rarebit!
text_transcription: THE GENIUS WHO PROPOUNDED THE STATEMENT THAT THERE IS NOTHING LIKE LEATHER COULD SURELY NEVER HAVE SAMPLED A COLD WELSH RARE BIT
phonemes: ðə dʒˈiːnɪəs hˌuː pɹəpˈaʊndᵻd ðə stˈeɪtmənt ðˈæt "ðɛɹ ɪz nˈʌθɪŋ lˈaɪk lˈɛðɚ" kʊd ʃˈʊɹli nˈɛvɚ hæv sˈæmpəld ɐ kˈoʊld wˈɛlʃ ɹˈɛɹbɪt!