text_original: Very sad is it not? But, as anything which I  who am popularly supposed to be something resembling a roysterer, but who am in reality one of the most discreet of those who enjoy life  can write is not likely to work a change in the system which obtains amongst English speaking nations, perhaps the sooner I get on with the programme the better. Later on I may revert to the subject.
text_transcription: VERY SAD IS IT NOT BUT AS ANYTHING WHICH I WHO AM POPULARLY SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING RESEMBLING A ROISTERER BUT WHO AM IN REALITY ONE OF THE MOST DISCREET OF THOSE WHO ENJOY LIFE CAN WRITE IS NOT LIKELY TO WORK A CHANGE IN THE SYSTEM WHICH OBTAINS AMONGST ENGLISH SPEAKING NATIONS PERHAPS THE SOONER I GET ON WITH THE PROGRAMME THE BETTER LATER ON I MAY REVERT TO THE SUBJECT
phonemes: vˈɛɹi sˈæd ɪz ɪt nˈɑːt? bˌʌt, æz ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ wˌɪtʃ aɪ hˌuː æm pˈɑːpjʊlɚli səpˈoʊzd təbi sˈʌmθɪŋ ɹᵻzˈɛmblɪŋ ɐ ɹˈɔɪstɚɹɚ, bˌʌt hˌuː æm ɪn ɹɪˈælᵻɾi wˈʌn ʌvðə mˈoʊst dɪskɹˈiːt ʌv ðoʊz hˌuː ɛndʒˈɔɪ lˈaɪf kæn ɹˈaɪt ɪz nˌɑːt lˈaɪkli tə wˈɜːk ɐ tʃˈeɪndʒ ɪnðə sˈɪstəm wˌɪtʃ əbtˈeɪnz ɐmˌʌŋst ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ spˈiːkɪŋ nˈeɪʃənz, pɚhˈæps ðə sˈuːnɚɹ aɪ ɡɛt ˌɔn wɪððə pɹˈoʊɡɹæm ðə bˈɛɾɚ. lˈeɪɾɚɹ ˌɔn aɪ mˈeɪ ɹᵻvˈɜːt tə ðə sˈʌbdʒɛkt.