text_original: There's our old deputy here  him as ve calls Old Parr  vy, he declares he lived in Queen Bess's time, recollects King Charles bein' beheaded perfectly vell, and remembers the Great Fire o' London, as if it only occurred yesterday."
text_transcription: THERE'S OUR OLD DEPUTY HERE HIM AS HE CALLS OLD PARR WHY HE DECLARES HE LIVED IN QUEEN BESS'S TIME RECOLLECTS KING CHARLES BEING BEADED PERFECTLY WELL AND REMEMBERS THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON AS IF IT ONLY OCCURRED YESTERDAY
phonemes: ðɛɹz ˌaʊɚɹ ˈoʊld dˈɛpjuːɾi hˈɪɹ hˌɪm æz vˈiː kˈɔːlz ˈoʊld pˈɑːɹ vˈaɪ, hiː dᵻklˈɛɹz hiː lˈɪvd ɪn kwˈiːn bˈɛsᵻz tˈaɪm, ɹˈɛkəlˌɛkts kˈɪŋ tʃˈɑːɹlz bˈeɪn bᵻhˈɛdᵻd pˈɜːfɛktli vˈɛl, ænd ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚz ðə ɡɹˈeɪt fˈaɪɚɹ ˈoʊ lˈʌndən, æz ɪf ɪɾ ˈoʊnli əkˈɜːd jˈɛstɚdˌeɪ."