text_original: And it would be a cold day were not a magnum or two of "the Boy" to be opened over the transaction. The cheap eating house keeper who has spent his morning at the "market," cheapening a couple of pigs, or a dozen scraggy fowls, will have spent double the money he has saved in the bargain, in rum and six penny ale, ere he gets home again; and even a wholesale deal in evening journals, between two youths in the street, requires to be "wetted."
text_transcription: AND IT WOULD BE A COLD DAY WERE NOT A MAGNUM OR TWO OF THE BOY TO BE OPENED OVER THE TRANSACTION THE CHEAP EATING HOUSEKEEPER WHO HAS SPENT HIS MORNING AT THE MARKET CHEAPENING A COUPLE OF PIGS OR A DOZEN SCRAGGY FOWLS WILL HAVE SPENT DOUBLE THE MONEY HE HAS SAVED IN THE BARGAIN IN RUM AND SIXPENNY ALE ERE HE GETS HOME AGAIN AND EVEN A WHOLESALE DEAL IN EVENING JOURNALS BETWEEN TWO YOUTHS IN THE STREET REQUIRES TO BE WETTED
phonemes: ænd ɪt wʊd biː ɐ kˈoʊld dˈeɪ wɜː nˌɑːɾə mˈæɡnəm ɔːɹ tˈuː ʌv "ðə bˈɔɪ" təbi ˈoʊpənd ˌoʊvɚ ðə tɹænsˈækʃən. ðə tʃˈiːp ˈiːɾɪŋ hˈaʊs kˈiːpɚ hˌuː hɐz spˈɛnt hɪz mˈɔːɹnɪŋ æt ðə "mˈɑːɹkɪt," tʃˈiːpənɪŋ ɐ kˈʌpəl ʌv pˈɪɡz, ɔːɹ ɐ dˈʌzən skɹˈæɡi fˈaʊlz, wɪl hæv spˈɛnt dˈʌbəl ðə mˈʌni hiː hɐz sˈeɪvd ɪnðə bˈɑːɹɡɪn, ɪn ɹˈʌm ænd sˈɪks pˈɛni ˈeɪl, ˈɛɹ hiː ɡˈɛts hˈoʊm ɐɡˈɛn; ænd ˈiːvən ɐ hˈoʊlseɪl dˈiːl ɪn ˈiːvnɪŋ dʒˈɜːnəlz, bᵻtwˌiːn tˈuː jˈuːθs ɪnðə stɹˈiːt, ɹᵻkwˈaɪɚz tə bˈiː "wˈɛɾᵻd."