text_original: I asked Mr Jarvis did he get any account of the Old Woman of Ratcliffe Highway, who was drowned in a shower of feathers last night about three weeks ago, and he told me he had got no account of her whatever, but if I went to John Ironsides I'd get some intelligence, and where John Ironsides lived he told me was two miles beyond all parts of the parish, up and down a street where a mad dog bit a hatchet next week, and pigs wrestle for stirabout: I thanked him for his information and bid him good night.
text_transcription: I ASKED MISTER JARVIS DID HE GET ANY ACCOUNT OF THE OLD WOMAN OF RATCLIFFE HIGHWAY WHO WAS DROWNED IN A SHOWER OF FEATHERS LAST NIGHT ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO AND HE TOLD ME HE HAD GOT NO ACCOUNT OF HER WHATEVER BUT IF I WENT TO OLD JOHN IRONSIDE'S I'D GET SOME INTELLIGENCE AND WHERE JOHN IRONSIDES LIVED HE TOLD ME WAS TWO MILES BEYOND ALL PARTS OF THE PARISH UP AND DOWN A STREET WHERE A MAD DOG BIT A HATCHET NEXT WEEK AND PIGS WRESTLE FOR STIRABOUT I THANKED HIM FOR HIS INFORMATION AND BID HIM GOOD NIGHT
phonemes: aɪ ˈæskt mˈɪstɚ dʒˈɑːɹvɪs dˈɪd hiː ɡɛt ˌɛni ɐkˈaʊnt ʌvðɪ ˈoʊld wˈʊmən ʌv ɹˈætklɪf hˈaɪweɪ, hˌuː wʌz dɹˈaʊnd ɪn ɐ ʃˈaʊɚɹ ʌv fˈɛðɚz lˈæst nˈaɪt ɐbˌaʊt θɹˈiː wˈiːks ɐɡˈoʊ, ænd hiː tˈoʊld mˌiː hiː hæd ɡɑːt nˈoʊ ɐkˈaʊnt ʌv hɜː wʌtˈɛvɚ, bˌʌt ɪf aɪ wɛnt tə dʒˈɑːn ˈaɪɚnsaɪdz aɪd ɡɛt sˌʌm ɪntˈɛlɪdʒəns, ænd wˌɛɹ dʒˈɑːn ˈaɪɚnsaɪdz lˈɪvd hiː tˈoʊld mˌiː wʌz tˈuː mˈaɪlz bᵻjˌɔnd ˈɔːl pˈɑːɹts ʌvðə pˈæɹɪʃ, ˌʌp ænd dˌaʊn ɐ stɹˈiːt wˌɛɹ ɐ mˈæd dˈɑːɡ bˈɪt ɐ hˈætʃɪt nˈɛkst wˈiːk, ænd pˈɪɡz ɹˈɛsəl fɔːɹ stˈɜːɹɐbˌaʊt: aɪ θˈæŋkt hˌɪm fɔːɹ hɪz ˌɪnfɚmˈeɪʃən ænd bˈɪd hˌɪm ɡˈʊd nˈaɪt.