text_original: The habitual "bar cuddler" usually rubs his hands violently together, as he requests a little attention from the presiding Hebe; and affects a sort of shocked surprise at the presence on the scene of any one of his friends or acquaintances.
text_transcription: THE HABITUAL BAR CODDLER USUALLY RUBS HIS HANDS VIOLENTLY TOGETHER AS HE REQUESTS A LITTLE ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDING HE BE AND EFFECTS A SORT OF SHOCKED SURPRISE AT THE PRESENCE ON THE SCENE OF ANY ONE OF HIS FRIENDS OR ACQUAINTANCES
phonemes: ðə hɐbˈɪtʃuːəl "bˈɑːɹ kˈʌdlɚ" jˈuːʒuːəli ɹˈʌbz hɪz hˈændz vˈaɪələntli təɡˈɛðɚ, æz hiː ɹᵻkwˈɛsts ɐ lˈɪɾəl ɐtˈɛnʃən fɹʌmðə pɹɪsˈaɪdɪŋ hˈiːb; ænd ɐfˈɛkts ɐ sˈɔːɹt ʌv ʃˈɑːkt sɚpɹˈaɪz æt ðə pɹˈɛzəns ɔnðə sˈiːn ʌv ˌɛni wˈʌn ʌv hɪz fɹˈɛndz ɔːɹ ɐkwˈeɪntənsᵻz.