text_original: I did pretty well until I put the pie in, and then an irresistible temptation came to me to imagine I was an enchanted princess shut up in a lonely tower with a handsome knight riding to my rescue on a coal black steed.
text_transcription: I DID PRETTY WELL UNTIL I PUT THAT PIE IN AND THEN AN IRRESISTBLE TEMPTATION CAME TO ME TO IMAGINE I WAS AN ENCHANTED PRINCESS SHUT UP IN A LOVELY TOWER WITH A HANDSOME KNIGHT RIDING TO MY RESCUE ON A COAL BLACK STEED
phonemes: aɪ dˈɪd pɹˈɪɾi wˈɛl ʌntˈɪl aɪ pˌʊt ðə pˈaɪ ˈɪn, ænd ðˈɛn ɐn ɪɹᵻzˈɪstᵻbəl tɛmptˈeɪʃən kˈeɪm tə mˌiː tʊ ɪmˈædʒɪn aɪ wʌz ɐn ɛntʃˈæntᵻd pɹˈɪnsɛs ʃˈʌt ˌʌp ɪn ɐ lˈoʊnli tˈaʊɚ wɪð ɐ hˈændsʌm nˈaɪt ɹˈaɪdɪŋ tə maɪ ɹˈɛskjuː ˌɔn ɐ kˈoʊl blˈæk stˈiːd.