text_original: Now husbands mind I pray, The lesson you have got here, If your wives should go astray, Be sure you call the doctor. Though I mean not to offend, I've proved the fact, and said it, That like poor Lady     , They might be troubled with hysterics.
text_transcription: NOW HUSBANDS MIND I PRAY THE LESSONS YOU HAVE GOT HERE IF YOUR WIFE SHOULD GO ASTRAY BE SURE YE CALL THE DOCTOR THOUGH I MEAN NOT TO OFFEND I PROVE THE FACT AND SAID IT THAT LIKE POOR LADY BLANK THEY MIGHT HAVE TROUBLED WITH HYSTERICS
phonemes: nˈaʊ hˈʌsbəndz mˈaɪnd aɪ pɹˈeɪ, ðə lˈɛsən juː hæv ɡɑːt hˈɪɹ, ɪf jʊɹ wˈaɪvz ʃˌʊd ɡˌoʊ ɐstɹˈeɪ, biː ʃˈʊɹ juː kˈɔːl ðə dˈɑːktɚ. ðˌoʊ aɪ mˈiːn nˌɑːt tʊ əfˈɛnd, aɪv pɹˈuːvd ðə fˈækt, ænd sˈɛd ɪt, ðæt lˈaɪk pˈʊɹ lˈeɪdi     , ðeɪ mˌaɪt biː tɹˈʌbəld wɪð hɪstˈɛɹɪks.