text_original: Some laughed till they bursted, while others were perplexed, But the cobler bristled up his wife with two big balls of wax; The cobler sat her on his knee, and joyfully did bawl,  While the lady knocked about the seat the lapstone and the awl.
text_transcription: SOME LAUGHED TILL THEY BURST WHILE OTHERS WERE PERPLEXED BUT THE COBBLER BRISTLED UP HIS WIFE WITH TWO BIG BALLS OF WAX THE COBBLER SAT HER ON HIS KNEE AND JOYFULLY DID BALL WHILE THE LADY KNOCKED ABOUT THE SEAT THE LAPSTONE AND THE ALL
phonemes: sˌʌm lˈæft tˈɪl ðeɪ bˈɜːstᵻd, wˌaɪl ˈʌðɚz wɜː pɚplˈɛkst, bˌʌt ðə kˈɑːblɚ bɹˈɪsəld ˌʌp hɪz wˈaɪf wɪð tˈuː bˈɪɡ bˈɔːlz ʌv wˈæks; ðə kˈɑːblɚ sˈæt hɜːɹ ˌɔn hɪz nˈiː, ænd dʒˈɔɪfəli dˈɪd bˈɔːl,  wˌaɪl ðə lˈeɪdi nˈɑːkt ɐbˌaʊt ðə sˈiːt ðə lˈæpstoʊn ænd ðɪ ˈɔːl.