text_original: "Accordin' to your own showin', my wenerable friend, you must ha' lived uppards o' two hundred and seventy year," said Ginger, assuming a consequential manner. "Now, doorin' all that time, have you never felt inclined to kick the bucket?"
text_transcription: ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN SHOWING MY VENERABLE FRIEND YOU MUST HAVE LIVED UPWARDS ALL TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY YEAR SAID GINGER ASSUMING A CONSEQUENTIAL MANNER NOW DURING ALL THAT TIME HAVE YOU NEVER FELT INCLINED TO KICK THE BUCKET
phonemes: "ɐkˈɔːɹdɪn tə jʊɹ ˈoʊn ʃˈoʊɪn, maɪ wˈɛnɚɹəbəl fɹˈɛnd, juː mˈʌst hˈɑː lˈɪvd ˈʌpɚdz ˈoʊ tˈuː hˈʌndɹɪd ænd sˈɛvənti jˈɪɹ," sˈɛd dʒˈɪndʒɚ, ɐsˈuːmɪŋ ɐ kˌɑːnsɪkwˈɛnʃəl mˈænɚ. "nˈaʊ, dˈɔːɹɪn ˈɔːl ðæt tˈaɪm, hæv juː nˈɛvɚ fˈɛlt ɪŋklˈaɪnd tə kˈɪk ðə bˈʌkɪt?"