text_original: The only vay you can go wrong is to steal a dog wi' a collar on, for if you do, you may get seven years' transportation for a bit o' leather and a brass plate vorth a shillin', vile the animal, though vorth a hundred pound, can't hurt you. There's _law_ again  ha, ha!"
text_transcription: THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GO WRONG IS TO STEAL A DOG WITH A COLLAR ON FOR IF YOU DO YOU MAY GET SEVEN YEARS TRANSPORTATION FOR A BIT OF LEATHER AND A BRASS PLATE WORTH A SHILLING WHILE THE ANIMAL THOUGH WORTH A HUNDRED POUND CAN'T HURT YOU THERE'S LAW AGAIN HA HA
phonemes: ðɪ ˈoʊnli vˈeɪ juː kæn ɡˌoʊ ɹˈɔŋ ɪz tə stˈiːl ɐ dˈɑːɡ wˈaɪ ɐ kˈɑːlɚɹ ˈɔn, fɔːɹ ɪf juː dˈuː, juː mˈeɪ ɡɛt sˈɛvən jˈɪɹz tɹænspɔːɹtˈeɪʃən fɚɹə bˈɪt ˈoʊ lˈɛðɚ ænd ɐ bɹˈæs plˈeɪt vˈɔːɹθ ɐ ʃˈɪlᵻn, vˈaɪl ðɪ ˈænɪməl, ðˌoʊ vˈɔːɹθ ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd pˈaʊnd, kˈænt hˈɜːt juː. ðɛɹz lˈɔː ɐɡˈɛn hˈɑː, hˈɑː!"