text_original: I believe when English people were domestic and kept Christmas, the head of the family would have kissed his cook if he had met her under the mistletoe." " Allegra, is it not cruel of you to be jocose when I am so tremendously serious ? " " What if I don't believe in your seriousness?
text_transcription: I BELIEVE WHEN ENGLISH PEOPLE WERE DOMESTIC AND KEPT CHRISTMAS THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY WOULD HAVE KISSED HIS COOK IF HE HAD MET HER UNDER THE MISTLETOE ALEGRA IS IT NOT CRUEL OF YOU TO BE JOCOSE WHEN I AM SO TREMENDOUSLY SERIOUS I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR SERIOUSNESS
phonemes: aɪ bᵻlˈiːv wɛn ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ pˈiːpəl wɜː dəmˈɛstɪk ænd kˈɛpt kɹˈɪsməs, ðə hˈɛd ʌvðə fˈæmɪli wʊdhɐv kˈɪst hɪz kˈʊk ɪf hiː hæd mˈɛt hɜːɹ ˌʌndɚ ðə mˈɪsəltˌoʊ." " ɐlˈɛɡɹə, ɪz ɪt nˌɑːt kɹˈuːəl ʌv juː təbi dʒˈɑːkoʊs wɛn aɪɐm sˌoʊ tɹəmˈɛndəsli sˈɪɹiəs ? " " wˌʌt ɪf aɪ dˈoʊnt bᵻlˈiːv ɪn jʊɹ sˈɪɹiəsnəs?