text_original: Of course it wasn't exactly necessary to starch Matthew's handkerchiefs! And most people when they put a pie in the oven to warm up for dinner take it out and eat it when it gets hot instead of leaving it to be burned to a crisp. But that doesn't seem to be your way evidently."
text_transcription: OF COURSE IT WASN'T EXACTLY NECESSARY TO STARCH MATTHEW'S HANDKERCHIEFS AND MOST PEOPLE WHEN THEY PUT A PIE IN THE OVEN TO WARM UP FOR DINNER TAKE IT OUT AND EAT IT WHEN IT GETS HOT INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT TO BE BURNED TO A CRISP BUT THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE YOUR WAY EVIDENTLY
phonemes: ʌv kˈɔːɹs ɪt wˈʌzn̩t ɛɡzˈæktli nˈɛsᵻsɚɹi tə stˈɑːɹtʃ mˈæθjuːz hˈændkɚtʃˌiːfs! ænd mˈoʊst pˈiːpəl wɛn ðeɪ pˌʊt ɐ pˈaɪ ɪnðɪ ˈʌvən tə wˈɔːɹm ˌʌp fɔːɹ dˈɪnɚ tˈeɪk ɪɾ ˈaʊt ænd ˈiːt ɪt wɛn ɪt ɡˈɛts hˈɑːt ɪnstˈɛd ʌv lˈiːvɪŋ ɪt təbi bˈɜːnd tʊ ɐ kɹˈɪsp. bˌʌt ðæt dˈʌzənt sˈiːm təbi jʊɹ wˈeɪ ˈɛvɪdəntli."