text_original: If I had been charged as an escaped convict, answer had been difficult. He was not deceived, though, and ordered the rest of mind and body which is sometimes as vain a prescription as port wine and sea air to the wasted pauper.
text_transcription: IF I HAD BEEN CHARGED AS AS AN ESCAPED CONVICT ANSWER HAD BEEN DIFFICULT HE WAS NOT DECEIVED THOUGH AND ORDERED THE REST OF MIND AND BODY WHICH IS SOMETIMES AS VAIN A PRESCRIPTION AS PORT WINE AND SEA AIR TO THE WASTED PAUPER
phonemes: ɪf aɪ hɐdbɪn tʃˈɑːɹdʒd æz ɐn ɛskˈeɪpt kˈɑːnvɪkt, ˈænsɚ hɐdbɪn dˈɪfɪkəlt. hiː wʌz nˌɑːt dᵻsˈiːvd, ðˌoʊ, ænd ˈɔːɹdɚd ðə ɹˈɛst ʌv mˈaɪnd ænd bˈɑːdi wˌɪtʃ ɪz sˈʌmtaɪmz æz vˈeɪn ɐ pɹɪskɹˈɪpʃən æz pˈɔːɹt wˈaɪn ænd sˈiː ˈɛɹ tə ðə wˈeɪstᵻd pˈɔːpɚ.