text_original: _A._  As drink is my idol, landlords and their wives get all my money; they gave me that name in my drunken sprees, wherein I was made a member of strife, a child of want, and an inheritor of a bundle of rags.
text_transcription: ANSWER AS DRINK IS MY IDOL LANDLORDS AND THEIR WIVES GET ALL MY MONEY THEY GAVE ME THAT NAME IN MY DRUNKEN SPRUCE WHEREIN I WAS MADE A MEMBER OF STRIFE A CHILD OF WANT AND AN INHERITOR OF A BUNDLE OF RAGS
phonemes: ˈeɪ.æz dɹˈɪŋk ɪz maɪ ˈaɪdəl, lˈændlɔːɹdz ænd ðɛɹ wˈaɪvz ɡɛt ˈɔːl maɪ mˈʌni; ðeɪ ɡˈeɪv mˌiː ðæt nˈeɪm ɪn maɪ dɹˈʌŋkən spɹˈiːz, wˈɛɹɪn aɪ wʌz mˌeɪd ɐ mˈɛmbɚɹ ʌv stɹˈaɪf, ɐ tʃˈaɪld ʌv wˈɔnt, ænd ɐn ɪnhˈɛɹɪɾɚɹ əvə bˈʌndəl ʌv ɹˈæɡz.