text_original: He has his own particular "vanity," and frequently a pet name for it. "Gin and angry story" (Angostura), "slow and old" (sloe gin and Old Tom), "pony o' Burton, please miss," are a few of the demands the attentive listener may hear given.
text_transcription: HE HAS HIS OWN PARTICULAR VANITY AND FREQUENTLY A PET NAME FOR IT GIN AND ANGRY STORY ANGOSTURA SLOW AND OLD SLOW GIN AND OLD TOM PONIER BURTON PLEASE MISS ARE A FEW OF THE DEMANDS THE ATTENTIVE LISTENER MAY HEAR GIVEN
phonemes: hiː hɐz hɪz ˈoʊn pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚ "vˈænᵻɾi," ænd fɹˈiːkwəntli ɐ pˈɛt nˈeɪm fɔːɹ ɪt. "dʒˈɪn ænd ˈæŋɡɹi stˈɔːɹi" (ˈæŋɡəstʃɚɹə), "slˈoʊ ænd ˈoʊld" (slˈoʊ dʒˈɪn ænd ˈoʊld tˈɑːm), "pˈoʊni ˈoʊ bˈɜːtən, plˈiːz mˈɪs," ɑːɹ ɐ fjˈuː ʌvðə dᵻmˈændz ðɪ ɐtˈɛntɪv lˈɪsənɚ mˈeɪ hˈɪɹ ɡˈɪvən.