text_original: _Catechist._  Rehearse the articles of thy belief. _Answer._  I believe in the existence of one Mr Alcohol, the great head and chief of all manner of vice, the source of nine tenths of all diseases; and I not only believe, but am sure that when my money is gone and spent, the landlord will stop the tap and turn me out. _C._  How many commandments have ye sots to keep?
text_transcription: CATCHEST REHEARSE THE ARTICLES OF THY BELIEF ANSWER I AM BELIEVED IN THE EXISTENCE OF ONE MISTER ALCOHOL THE GREAT HEAD AND CHIEF OF ALL MANNER OF VICE THE SOURCE OF NINE TENTHS OF ALL DISEASES AND I NOT ONLY BELIEVE BUT I AM SURE THAT WHEN MY MONEY IS GONE AND SPENT THE LANDLORD WILL STOP THE TAP AND TURN ME OUT CATCHISM HOW MANY COMMANDMENTS HAVE YE SOTS TO KEEP
phonemes: kˈæɾɪkˌɪst.ɹᵻhˈɜːs ðɪ ˈɑːɹɾɪkəlz ʌv ðˌaɪ bᵻlˈiːf. ˈænsɚ.aɪ bᵻlˈiːv ɪnðɪ ɛɡzˈɪstəns ʌv wˈʌn mˈɪstɚɹ ˈælkəhˌɑːl, ðə ɡɹˈeɪt hˈɛd ænd tʃˈiːf ʌv ˈɔːl mˈænɚɹ ʌv vˈaɪs, ðə sˈɔːɹs ʌv nˈaɪn tˈɛnθs ʌv ˈɔːl dɪzˈiːzᵻz; ænd aɪ nˌɑːt ˈoʊnli bᵻlˈiːv, bˌʌt æm ʃˈʊɹ ðæt wɛn maɪ mˈʌni ɪz ɡɔn ænd spˈɛnt, ðə lˈændlɔːɹd wɪl stˈɑːp ðə tˈæp ænd tˈɜːn mˌiː ˈaʊt. sˈiː.hˌaʊ mˈɛni kəmˈændmənts hæv jiː sˈɑːts tə kˈiːp?