text_original: They freely enter into chat, If they can but catch a flat; With every one they will be friends, If they can but gain their ends.
text_transcription: THEY FREELY ENTER INTO CHAT IF THEY CAN BUT CATCH A FLAT WITH EVERY ONE THEY WILL BE FRIENDS IF THEY CAN GAIN THEIR ENDS
phonemes: ðeɪ fɹˈiːli ˈɛntɚɹ ˌɪntʊ tʃˈæt, ɪf ðeɪ kæn bˌʌt kˈætʃ ɐ flˈæt; wɪð ˈɛvɹi wˈʌn ðeɪ wɪl biː fɹˈɛndz, ɪf ðeɪ kæn bˌʌt ɡˈeɪn ðɛɹ ˈɛndz.