text_original: THE FUNNY DIVORCE CASE. Now list to me awhile, And I'll sing you a ditty, It will cause you for to smile, If not, it is a pity.
text_transcription: THE FUNNY DIVORCE CASE NOW LIST TO ME AWHILE AND I'LL SING YOU A DITTY IT WILL CAUSE YOU FOR TO SMILE IF NOT IT IS A PITY
phonemes: ðə fˈʌni dᵻvˈɔːɹs kˈeɪs. nˈaʊ lˈɪst tə mˌiː ɐwˈaɪl, ænd aɪl sˈɪŋ juː ɐ dˈɪɾi, ɪt wɪl kˈɔːz juː fɔːɹ tə smˈaɪl, ɪf nˈɑːt, ɪɾ ɪz ɐ pˈɪɾi.