text_original: Add two quarts of water, boil for twenty minutes, strain through a  where's the brandy? Stop! I've turned over two leaves, and got amongst the _Temperance Drinks_. Rein back!
text_transcription: ADD TWO QUARTS OF WATER BOIL FOR TWENTY MINUTES STRAIN THROUGH A'S THE BRANDY STOP I'VE TURNED OVER TWO LEAVES AND GOT AMONGST THE TEMPERANCE STRINGS RAINBACK
phonemes: ˈæd tˈuː kwˈɔːɹts ʌv wˈɔːɾɚ, bˈɔɪl fɔːɹ twˈɛnti mˈɪnɪts, stɹˈeɪn θɹuː ɐ wˌɛɹz ðə bɹˈændi? stˈɑːp! aɪv tˈɜːnd ˌoʊvɚ tˈuː lˈiːvz, ænd ɡɑːt ɐmˌʌŋst ðə tˈɛmpɚɹəns dɹˈɪŋks. ɹˈeɪn bˈæk!