text_original: Two large potatoes, pressed through kitchen sieve, Smoothness and softness to the _salad_ give; Of mordant mustard add a single spoon; Distrust the condiment that bites too soon; But deem it not, thou man of herbs, a fault, To add a double quantity of salt.
text_transcription: TWO LARGE POTATOES PRESS'D THROUGH KITCHEN SIEVE SMOOTHNESS AND SOFTNESS TO THE SALAD GIVE OF MORDANT MUSTARD ADD A SINGLE SPOON DISTRUST THE CONDIMENT THAT BITES TOO SOON BUT DEEM IT NOT THOU MAN OF HERBS A FAULT TO ADD A DOUBLE QUANTITY OF SALT
phonemes: tˈuː lˈɑːɹdʒ pətˈeɪɾoʊz, pɹˈɛst θɹuː kˈɪtʃən sˈɪv, smˈuːðnəs ænd sˈɔftnəs tə ðə sˈæləd ɡˈɪv; ʌv mˈɔːɹdənt mˈʌstɚd ˈæd ɐ sˈɪŋɡəl spˈuːn; dɪstɹˈʌst ðə kˈɑːndɪmənt ðæt bˈaɪts tˈuː sˈuːn; bˌʌt dˈiːm ɪt nˈɑːt, ðˈaʊ mˈæn ʌv ˈɜːbz, ɐ fˈɔlt, tʊ ˈæd ɐ dˈʌbəl kwˈɔntᵻɾi ʌv sˈɔlt.