text_original: I just grow cold when I think of my layer cake. Oh, Diana, what if it shouldn't be good! I dreamed last night that I was chased all around by a fearful goblin with a big layer cake for a head."
text_transcription: I JUST GROW COLD WHEN I THINK OF MY LAIR CAKE OH DIANA WHAT IF IT SHOULDN'T BE GOOD I DREAMED LAST NIGHT THAT I WAS CHASED ALL AROUND BY A FEARFUL GOBLIN WITH A BIG LAYER CAKE FOR A HEAD
phonemes: aɪ dʒˈʌst ɡɹˈoʊ kˈoʊld wɛn aɪ θˈɪŋk ʌv maɪ lˈeɪɚ kˈeɪk. ˈoʊ, daɪˈænə, wˌʌt ɪf ɪt ʃˌʊdənt biː ɡˈʊd! aɪ dɹˈiːmd lˈæst nˈaɪt ðæt aɪ wʌz tʃˈeɪst ˈɔːl ɚɹˈaʊnd baɪ ɐ fˈɪɹfəl ɡˈɑːblɪn wɪð ɐ bˈɪɡ lˈeɪɚ kˈeɪk fɚɹə hˈɛd."