text_original: _ This syrup can be obtained in the humblest _cabaret_ in France; but we have to thank the eccentric and illogical ways of our Customs Department for its absence from most of our own wine lists.
text_transcription: THIS SYRUP CAN BE OBTAINED IN THE HUMBLEST CABARET IN FRANCE BUT WE HAVE TO THANK THE ECCENTRIC AND ILLOGICAL WAYS OF OUR CUSTOMS DEPARTMENT FOR ITS ABSENCE FROM MOST OF OUR OWN WINE LISTS
phonemes: ðɪs sˈɪɹʌp kæn biː əbtˈeɪnd ɪnðə hˈʌmbəlɪst kˈæbɚɹˌeɪ ɪn fɹˈæns; bˌʌt wiː hæv tə θˈæŋk ðɪ ɛksˈɛntɹɪk ænd ɪlˈɑːdʒɪkəl wˈeɪz ʌv ˌaʊɚ kˈʌstəmz dᵻpˈɑːɹtmənt fɔːɹ ɪts ˈæbsəns fɹʌm mˈoʊst əv ˌaʊɚɹ ˈoʊn wˈaɪn lˈɪsts.