text_original: Vell, the lady sees me, an' gives me in charge to a perliceman. But that si'nifies nuffin'. I brings six vitnesses to svear the dog vos mine, and I actually had it since it vos a blind little puppy; and, wot's more, I brings its _mother_, and that settles the pint.
text_transcription: WELL THE LADY SEES ME AND GIVES ME IN CHARGE TO A POLICEMAN BUT THAT SIGNIFIES NOTHING I BRING SIX WITNESSES TO SWEAR THE DOG WAS MINE AND I ACTUALLY HAD IT SINCE IT WAS A BLIND LITTLE PUPPY AND WHAT'S MORE I BRING ITS MOTHER AND THAT SETTLES THE PINT
phonemes: vˈɛl, ðə lˈeɪdi sˈiːz mˌiː, æn ɡˈɪvz mˌiː ɪn tʃˈɑːɹdʒ tʊ ɐ pˈɜːlaɪsmən. bˌʌt ðæt sˈɪnᵻfˌaɪz nˈʌfɪn. aɪ bɹˈɪŋz sˈɪks vˈɪtnəsᵻz tə svˈɪɹ ðə dˈɑːɡ vˈɑːs mˈaɪn, ænd aɪ ˈæktʃuːəli hˌædɪt sˈɪns ɪt vˈɑːs ɐ blˈaɪnd lˈɪɾəl pˈʌpi; ænd, wˈɑːts mˈɔːɹ, aɪ bɹˈɪŋz ɪts mˈʌðɚ, ænd ðæt sˈɛɾəlz ðə pˈaɪnt.