text_original: If the herbs be young, fresh gathered, trimmed neatly, and drained dry and the sauce maker ponders patiently over the above directions, he cannot fail of obtaining the fame of being a very accomplished salad dresser.
text_transcription: IF THE HERBS BE YOUNG FRESH GATHERED TRIMMED NEATLY AND DRAINED DRY AND THE SAUCE MAKER PONDERS PATIENTLY OVER THE ABOVE DIRECTIONS HE CANNOT FAIL OF OBTAINING THE FAME OF BEING A VERY ACCOMPLISHED SALAD DRESSER
phonemes: ɪf ðɪ ˈɜːbz biː jˈʌŋ, fɹˈɛʃ ɡˈæðɚd, tɹˈɪmd nˈiːtli, ænd dɹˈeɪnd dɹˈaɪ ænd ðə sˈɔːs mˈeɪkɚ pˈɑːndɚz pˈeɪʃəntli ˌoʊvɚ ðɪ əbˌʌv dᵻɹˈɛkʃənz, hiː kænˈɑːt fˈeɪl ʌv əbtˈeɪnɪŋ ðə fˈeɪm ʌv bˌiːɪŋ ɐ vˈɛɹi ɐkˈɑːmplɪʃt sˈæləd dɹˈɛsɚ.