text_original: I than began to run as fast as I could sit down by the side of a ditch with my two shin bones and my head in my pocket, till I met a gentleman with the custom house of Dublin on his back, the Manchester exchange in his pocket, and Lord Nelson's pillar in London stuck in his eye for a walking stick.
text_transcription: I THEN BEGAN TO RUN AS FAST AS I COULD SIT DOWN BY THE SIDE OF A DITCH WITH MY TWO SHIN BONES IN MY HEAD IN MY POCKET TILL I MET A GENTLEMAN WITH THE CUSTOM HOUSE OF DUBLIN ON HIS BACK THE MANCHESTER EXCHANGE IN HIS POCKET AND LORD NELSON'S PILLAR IN LONDON STUCK IN HIS EYE FOR A WALKING STICK
phonemes: aɪ ðɐn bɪɡˈæn tə ɹˈʌn æz fˈæst æz aɪ kʊd sˈɪt dˌaʊn baɪ ðə sˈaɪd əvə dˈɪtʃ wɪð maɪ tˈuː ʃˈɪn bˈoʊnz ænd maɪ hˈɛd ɪn maɪ pˈɑːkɪt, tˈɪl aɪ mˈɛt ɐ dʒˈɛntəlmən wɪððə kˈʌstəm hˈaʊs ʌv dˈʌblɪn ˌɔn hɪz bˈæk, ðə mˈæntʃɛstɚɹ ɛkstʃˈeɪndʒ ɪn hɪz pˈɑːkɪt, ænd lˈɔːɹd nˈɛlsənz pˈɪlɚɹ ɪn lˈʌndən stˈʌk ɪn hɪz ˈaɪ fɚɹə wˈɔːkɪŋ stˈɪk.