text_original: Diana will ask me how my cake turned out and I shall have to tell her the truth. I shall always be pointed at as the girl who flavored a cake with anodyne liniment. Gil  the boys in school will never get over laughing at it.
text_transcription: DIANA WILL ASK ME HOW MY CAKE TURNED OUT AND I SHALL HAVE TO TELL HER THE TRUTH I SHALL ALWAYS BE POINTED AT AS THE GIRL WHO FLAVORED A CAKE WITH ANNE AND DINE LINIMENT GIL THE BOYS IN SCHOOL WILL NEVER GET OVER LAUGHING AT IT
phonemes: daɪˈænə wɪl ˈæsk mˌiː hˌaʊ maɪ kˈeɪk tˈɜːnd ˈaʊt ænd aɪʃˌɐl hæv tə tˈɛl hɜː ðə tɹˈuːθ. aɪʃˌɐl ˈɔːlweɪz biː pˈɔɪntᵻd æɾ æz ðə ɡˈɜːl hˌuː flˈeɪvɚd ɐ kˈeɪk wɪð ˈænədˌaɪn lˈɪnɪmənt. ɡˈɪl ðə bˈɔɪz ɪn skˈuːl wɪl nˈɛvɚ ɡɛt ˌoʊvɚ lˈæfɪŋ ˈæɾɪt.