text_original: Although mine own teeth are, periodically, set on edge by the juice of the grape consumed by an ancestor or two; although the gout within me is an heritage from the three , aye! and four , bottle era, I respect mine ancestors, in that they knew not "gin and bitters."
text_transcription: ALTHOUGH MINE OWN TEETH ARE PERIODICALLY SET ON EDGE BY THE JUICE OF THE GRAPE CONSUMED BY AN ANCESTOR OR TWO ALTHOUGH THE GOUT WITHIN ME IS A HERITAGE FROM THE THREE A AND FOUR BOTTLE ERA I RESPECT MINE ANCESTORS IN THAT THEY KNEW NOT GIN AND BITTERS
phonemes: ɔːlðˈoʊ mˈaɪn ˈoʊn tˈiːθ ɑːɹ, pˌiəɹɪˈɑːdɪkli, sˈɛt ˌɔn ˈɛdʒ baɪ ðə dʒˈuːs ʌvðə ɡɹˈeɪp kənsˈuːmd baɪ ɐn ˈænsɛstɚ ɔːɹ tˈuː; ɔːlðˈoʊ ðə ɡˈaʊt wɪðˌɪn mˌiː ɪz æn hˈɛɹɪɾɪdʒ fɹʌmðə θɹˈiː , ˈaɪ! ænd fˈɔːɹ , bˈɑːɾəl ˈiəɹə, aɪ ɹᵻspˈɛkt mˈaɪn ˈænsɛstɚz, ɪn ðæt ðeɪ nˈuː nˈɑːt "dʒˈɪn ænd bˈɪɾɚz."