text_original: There's a reg'lar horganisation among us; so ve can alvays bring vitnesses to svear vot ve likes, and ve so puzzles the beaks, that the case gets dismissed, and the constable says, 'Vich party shall I give the dog to, your vorship?'
text_transcription: THERE'S A REGULAR ORGANIZATION AMONG US SO WE CAN ALWAYS BRING WITNESSES TO SWEAR WHAT WE LIKES AND WE SO PUZZLES THE BEAKS THAT THE CASE GETS DISMISSED AND THE CONSTABLE SAYS WHICH PARTY SHALL I GIVE THE DOG TO YOUR WORSHIP
phonemes: ðɛɹz ɐ ɹᵻɡlˈɑːɹ hˌɔːɹɡɐnəzˈeɪʃən ɐmˈʌŋ ˌʌs; sˌoʊ vˈiː kæn ˈælveɪz bɹˈɪŋ vˈɪtnəsᵻz tə svˈɪɹ vˈɑːt vˈiː lˈaɪks, ænd vˈiː sˌoʊ pˈʌzəlz ðə bˈiːks, ðætðə kˈeɪs ɡˈɛts dɪsmˈɪst, ænd ðə kˈɑːnstəbəl sˈɛz, vˈɪtʃ pˈɑːɹɾi ʃˌæl aɪ ɡˈɪv ðə dˈɑːɡ tuː, jʊɹ vˈɔːɹʃɪp?