text_original: are favourite midday "refreshers"; and I have heard a well known barrister call for "a split Worcester" (a small wine glassful of Worcester sauce with a split soda), without a smile on his expressive countenance.
text_transcription: OUR FAVORITE MIDDAY REFRESHES AND I HAVE HEARD A WELL KNOWN BARRISTER CALL FOR A SPLIT WOOSTER A SMALL WINEGLASSFUL OF WORCESTER SAUCE WITH A SPLIT SODA WITHOUT A SMILE ON HIS EXPRESSIVE COUNTENANCE
phonemes: ɑːɹ fˈeɪvɹɪt mˌɪddˈeɪ "ɹᵻfɹˈɛʃɚz"; ænd aɪ hæv hˈɜːd ɐ wˈɛl nˈoʊn bˈæɹɪstɚ kˈɔːl fɔːɹ "ɐ splˈɪt wˈʊstɚ" (ɐ smˈɔːl wˈaɪn ɡlˈæsfəl ʌv wˈʊstɚ sˈɔːs wɪð ɐ splˈɪt sˈoʊdə), wɪðˌaʊt ɐ smˈaɪl ˌɔn hɪz ɛkspɹˈɛsɪv kˈaʊntənəns.