text_original: Thou shalt not make to thyself any substitute for intoxicating drinks, such as tea, coffee, ginger pop and lemonade; for I am a jealous man, wearing the coat that should be on thy back, eating thy children's bread, and pocketing the money which should make thee and thy wife happy all the days of thy life. III.  Thou shalt not use my house in vain. IV.  Remember that thou eat but one meal on the Sabbath day.
text_transcription: THOU SHALT NOT MAKE TO THYSELF ANY SUBSTITUTE FOR INTOXICATING DRINKS SUCH AS TEA COFFEE GINGERPOT AND LEMONADE FOR I AM A JEALOUS MAN WEARING THE COAT THAT SHOULD BE ON THY BACK EATING THY CHILDREN'S BREAD AND POCKETING THE MONEY WHICH SHOULD MAKE THEE AND THY WIFE HAPPY ALL THE DAYS OF THY LIFE THREE THOU SHALT NOT USE MY HOUSE IN BANE FOUR REMEMBER THAT THOU EAT BUT ONE MEAL ON THE SABBATH DAY
phonemes: ðˈaʊ ʃˌælt nˌɑːt mˌeɪk tə ðaɪsˈɛlf ˌɛni sˈʌbstɪtˌuːt fɔːɹ ɪntˈɑːksᵻkˌeɪɾɪŋ dɹˈɪŋks, sˈʌtʃ ɐz tˈiː, kˈɔfi, dʒˈɪndʒɚ pˈɑːp ænd lˌɛmənˈeɪd; fɔːɹ aɪɐm ɐ dʒˈɛləs mˈæn, wˈɛɹɪŋ ðə kˈoʊt ðæt ʃˌʊd biː ˌɔn ðˌaɪ bˈæk, ˈiːɾɪŋ ðˌaɪ tʃˈɪldɹənz bɹˈɛd, ænd pˈɑːkɪɾɪŋ ðə mˈʌni wˌɪtʃ ʃˌʊd mˌeɪk ðiː ænd ðˌaɪ wˈaɪf hˈæpi ˈɔːl ðə dˈeɪz ʌv ðˌaɪ lˈaɪf. ɹˌoʊmən θɹˈiː.  ðˈaʊ ʃˌælt nˌɑːt jˈuːz maɪ hˈaʊs ɪn vˈeɪn. ɹˌoʊmən fˈɔːɹ.  ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ ðæt ðˈaʊ ˈiːt bˌʌt wˈʌn mˈiːl ɔnðə sˈæbəθ dˈeɪ.