text_original: One was the good natured colonial; the other a man whom I held in especial aversion, a fat ex footman, who afterwards reported his work as 'very good fun,' and had a particular aptitude, when I was lying helpless in bed, for jumping on my breastbone and half throttling me.
text_transcription: ONE WAS A GOOD NATURED COLONIAL THE OTHER A MAN WHOM I HELD IN ESPECIAL AVERSION A FAT EX FOOTMAN WHO AFTERWARDS REPORTED HIS WORK AS VERY GOOD FUN AND HAD A PARTICULAR APTITUDE WHEN I WAS LYING HELPLESS IN BED FOR JUMPING ON MY BREASTBONE AND HALF THROTTLING ME
phonemes: wˈʌn wʌzðə ɡˈʊd nˈeɪtʃɚd kəlˈoʊnɪəl; ðɪ ˈʌðɚɹ ɐ mˈæn hˈuːm aɪ hˈɛld ɪn ɪspˈɛʃəl ɐvˈɜːʒən, ɐ fˈæt ˈɛks fˈʊtmən, hˌuː ˈæftɚwɚdz ɹᵻpˈɔːɹɾᵻd hɪz wˈɜːk æz vˈɛɹi ɡˈʊd fˈʌn,ænd hæd ɐ pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚɹ ˈæptɪtˌuːd, wˌɛn aɪ wʌz lˈaɪɪŋ hˈɛlpləs ɪn bˈɛd, fɔːɹ dʒˈʌmpɪŋ ˌɔn maɪ bɹˈɛstboʊn ænd hˈæf θɹˈɑːɾəlɪŋ mˌiː.