text_original: If a gendarme accosted me at night in the streets, I shook all over in the expectation of being removed to a French asylum. If I saw an advertisement relating to an asylum in a casual newspaper, it was to lay it down in terror.
text_transcription: IF A GENDARME ACCOSTED ME AT NIGHT IN THE STREETS I SHOOK ALL OVER IN THE EXPECTATION OF BEING REMOVED TO A FRENCH ASYLUM IF I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT RELATING TO AN ASYLUM IN A CASUAL NEWSPAPER IT WAS TO LAY IT DOWN IN TERROR
phonemes: ɪf ɐ dʒˈɛndɑːɹm ɐkˈɔstᵻd mˌiː æt nˈaɪt ɪnðə stɹˈiːts, aɪ ʃˈʊk ˈɔːl ˌoʊvɚɹ ɪnðɪ ɛkspɪktˈeɪʃən ʌv bˌiːɪŋ ɹᵻmˈuːvd tʊ ɐ fɹˈɛntʃ ɐsˈaɪləm. ɪf aɪ sˈɔː ɐn ˌædvɚtˈaɪzmənt ɹᵻlˈeɪɾɪŋ tʊ ɐn ɐsˈaɪləm ɪn ɐ kˈæʒuːəl nˈuːzpeɪpɚ, ɪt wʌz tə lˈeɪ ɪt dˌaʊn ɪn tˈɛɹɚ.