text_original: It was Brother Jonathan who established the bar system; and although for the most part, throughout Great Britain, the alcohol is dispensed by young ladies with fine eyes and a great deal of adventitious hair, and the "bar keep," with his big watch chain, and his "guns," placed within easy reach, for quick shooting saloon practice, is unknown on this side, the hurt of the system (to employ an Americanism) "gets there just the same."
text_transcription: IT WAS BROTHER JONATHAN WHO ESTABLISHED THE BAR SYSTEM AND ALTHOUGH FOR THE MOST PART THROUGHOUT GREAT BRITAIN THE ALCOHOL IS DISPENSED BY YOUNG LADIES WITH FINE EYES AND A GREAT DEAL OF ADVENTITIOUS HAIR AND THE BAR KEEP WITH HIS BIG WATCH CHAIN AND HIS GUNS PLACED WITHIN EASY REACH FOR QUICK SHOOTING SALOON PRACTICE IS UNKNOWN ON THIS SIDE THE HERD OF THIS SYSTEM TO EMPLOY AN AMERICANISM GETS THERE JUST THE SAME
phonemes: ɪt wʌz bɹˈʌðɚ dʒˈɑːnəθən hˌuː ɪstˈæblɪʃt ðə bˈɑːɹ sˈɪstəm; ænd ɔːlðˈoʊ fɚðə mˈoʊst pˈɑːɹt, θɹuːˈaʊt ɡɹˈeɪt bɹˈɪtən, ðɪ ˈælkəhˌɑːl ɪz dɪspˈɛnst baɪ jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdiz wɪð fˈaɪn ˈaɪz ænd ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt dˈiːl ʌv ˌædvəntˈɪʃəs hˈɛɹ, ænd ðə "bˈɑːɹ kˈiːp," wɪð hɪz bˈɪɡ wˈɑːtʃ tʃˈeɪn, ænd hˈɪz "ɡˈʌnz," plˈeɪst wɪðˌɪn ˈiːzi ɹˈiːtʃ, fɔːɹ kwˈɪk ʃˈuːɾɪŋ sɐlˈuːn pɹˈæktɪs, ɪz ʌnnˈoʊn ˌɔn ðɪs sˈaɪd, ðə hˈɜːt ʌvðə sˈɪstəm (tʊ ɛmplˈɔɪ ɐn ɐmˈɛɹɪkənˌɪzəm) "ɡˈɛts ðɛɹ dʒˈʌst ðə sˈeɪm."