text_original: And it would be a cold day were not a magnum or two of "the Boy" to be opened over the transaction.
text_transcription: AND IT WOULD BE A COLD DAY WERE NOT A MAGNUM OR TWO OF THE BOY TO BE OPENED OVER THE TRANSACTION
phonemes: ænd ɪt wʊd biː ɐ kˈoʊld dˈeɪ wɜː nˌɑːɾə mˈæɡnəm ɔːɹ tˈuː ʌv "ðə bˈɔɪ" təbi ˈoʊpənd ˌoʊvɚ ðə tɹænsˈækʃən.