text_original: No shoeblack will be allowed to polish up your understandings, nor use the words, "shine your boots, sir," without being duly licensed according to Act of Parliament. And no costermonger, or costermonger's apprentice, shall dare to cry "ten a penny walnuts," within four feet of the footway; and any donkey braying without an order from the Commissioners shall be taken into custody, and fed upon cabbage stumps for one month.
text_transcription: NO SHOEBLACK WILL BE ALLOWED TO POLISH UP YOUR UNDERSTANDINGS NOR USE THE WORDS SHINE YOUR BOOTS SIR WITHOUT BEING DULY LICENSED ACCORDING TO THE ACT OF PARLIAMENT AND NO COSTERMONGER OR COSTERMONGER'S APPRENTICE SHOULD DARE CRY TEN ORPENNY WALNUTS WITHIN FOUR FEET OF THE FOOTWAY AND ANY DONKEY BRAYING WITHOUT AN ORDER FROM THE COMMISSIONERS SHALL BE TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AND FED UPON CABBAGE STUMPS FOR ONE MONTH
phonemes: nˈoʊ ʃˈuːblæk wɪl biː ɐlˈaʊd tə pˈɑːlɪʃ ˌʌp jʊɹ ˌʌndɚstˈændɪŋz, nˈɔːɹ jˈuːs ðə wˈɜːdz, "ʃˈaɪn jʊɹ bˈuːts, sˌɜː," wɪðˌaʊt bˌiːɪŋ djˈuːli lˈaɪsənst ɐkˈɔːɹdɪŋ tʊ ˈækt ʌv pˈɑːɹləmənt. ænd nˈoʊ kˈɔstɚmˌɑːŋɚ, ɔːɹ kˈɔstɚmˌɑːŋɚz ɐpɹˈɛntɪs, ʃˌæl dˈɛɹ tə kɹˈaɪ "tˈɛn ɐ pˈɛni wˈɔːlnʌts," wɪðˌɪn fˈɔːɹ fˈiːt ʌvðə fˈʊtweɪ; ænd ˌɛni dˈɔŋki bɹˈeɪɪŋ wɪðˌaʊt ɐn ˈɔːɹdɚ fɹʌmðə kəmˈɪʃənɚz ʃˌæl biː tˈeɪkən ˌɪntʊ kˈʌstədi, ænd fˈɛd əpˌɑːn kˈæbɪdʒ stˈʌmps fɔːɹ wˈʌn mˈʌnθ.