text_original: No owners of soup or cook shops shall dare to sell any stocking pudding that has not got at least two plums and a half in a square inch, or they will be compelled to swallow three quarts of double size every day for a fortnight.
text_transcription: NO OWNERS OF SOUP OR COOK SHOPS SHALL DARE TO SELL ANY STOCKING PUDDING THAT HAS NOT GOT AT LEAST TWO PLUMS AND A HALF IN A SQUARE INCH OR THEY WILL BE COMPELLED TO SWALLOW THREE QUARTS OF DOUBLE SIZE EVERY DAY FOR A FORTNIGHT
phonemes: nˈoʊ ˈoʊnɚz ʌv sˈuːp ɔːɹ kˈʊk ʃˈɑːps ʃˌæl dˈɛɹ tə sˈɛl ˌɛni stˈɑːkɪŋ pˈʊdɪŋ ðæt həznɑːt ɡɑːt æt lˈiːst tˈuː plˈʌmz ænd ɐ hˈæf ɪn ɐ skwˈɛɹ ˈɪntʃ, ɔːɹ ðeɪ wɪl biː kəmpˈɛld tə swˈɔloʊ θɹˈiː kwˈɔːɹts ʌv dˈʌbəl sˈaɪz ˈɛvɹi dˈeɪ fɚɹə fˈɔːɹtnaɪt.