text_original: He goes out every day by himself, we can't tell where, and generally returns licking his chops, which makes us afraid that he is a thief; but nobody finds him out, because he is the cleverest dog that ever lived!
text_transcription: HE GOES OUT EVERY DAY BY HIMSELF WE CAN'T TELL WHERE AND GENERALLY RETURNS LICKING HIS CHOPS WHICH MAKES US AFRAID THAT HE IS A THIEF BUT NOBODY FINDS HIM OUT BECAUSE HE IS THE CLEVEREST DOG THAT EVER LIVED
phonemes: hiː ɡoʊz ˈaʊt ˈɛvɹi dˈeɪ baɪ hɪmsˈɛlf, wiː kˈænt tˈɛl wˈɛɹ, ænd dʒˈɛnɚɹəli ɹᵻtˈɜːnz lˈɪkɪŋ hɪz tʃˈɑːps, wˌɪtʃ mˌeɪks ˌʌs ɐfɹˈeɪd ðæt hiː ɪz ɐ θˈiːf; bˌʌt nˈoʊbɑːdi fˈaɪndz hˌɪm ˈaʊt, bɪkˈʌz hiː ɪz ðə klˈɛvɚɹɪst dˈɑːɡ ðæt ˈɛvɚ lˈɪvd!