text_original: This Act is favourable to all cats as we find they are not mentioned, so they are empowered to plunder our cupboards, and seranade us with their nightly gambols on the tiles.
text_transcription: THIS ACT IS FAVOURABLE TO ALL CATS AS WE FIND THEY ARE NOT MENTIONED SO THEY ARE EMPOWERED TO PLUNDER OUR CUPBOARDS AND SERENADE US WITH THEIR NIGHTLY GAMBOLS ON THE TILES
phonemes: ðɪs ˈækt ɪz fˈeɪvɚɹəbəl tʊ ˈɔːl kˈæts æz wiː fˈaɪnd ðeɪ ɑːɹ nˌɑːt mˈɛnʃənd, sˌoʊ ðeɪ ɑːɹ ɛmpˈaʊɚd tə plˈʌndɚɹ ˌaʊɚ kˈʌbədz, ænd sˈɛɹɐnˌeɪd ˌʌs wɪð ðɛɹ nˈaɪtli ɡˈæmbɑːlz ɔnðə tˈaɪlz.