text_original: There is, as Shakespeare told us, a tide in the affairs of man, so why should there not be in this particular affair? Why should it be only ebb tide during the few hours that the man is wrapped in the arms of a Bacchanalian Morpheus, either in bed or in custody?
text_transcription: THERE IS AS SHAKESPEARE TOLD US A TIDE IN THE AFFAIRS OF MAN SO WHY SHOULD THERE NOT BE IN THIS PARTICULAR AFFAIR WHY SHOULD IT BE ONLY AB TIED DURING THE FEW HOURS THAT THE MAN IS WRAPPED IN THE ARMS OF A BACCHANALIAN MORPHEUS EITHER IN BAD OR IN CUSTODY
phonemes: ðɛɹˈɪz, æz ʃˈeɪkspɪɹ tˈoʊld ˌʌs, ɐ tˈaɪd ɪnðɪ ɐfˈɛɹz ʌv mˈæn, sˌoʊ wˌaɪ ʃˌʊd ðɛɹ nˌɑːt biː ɪn ðɪs pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚɹ ɐfˈɛɹ? wˌaɪ ʃˌʊd ɪt biː ˈoʊnli ˈɛb tˈaɪd dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ðə fjˈuː ˈaʊɚz ðætðə mˈæn ɪz ɹˈæpt ɪnðɪ ˈɑːɹmz əvə bˌækɐnˈeɪliən mˈɔːɹfɪəs, ˈiːðɚɹ ɪn bˈɛd ɔːɹ ɪn kˈʌstədi?