text_original: The _World_ obligingly sends what is required to a Urine doctor, who instantly pronounces that "the _World_ is as mad as a March hare!" He comes to visit his patient, and puts a great many questions on his unhappy state. The _World_ replies, "that what most troubles his head is the idea of a new deluge by fire, which must one day consume him to a powder;" on which the physician gives this answer:     Et te troubles tu pour cela?
text_transcription: THE WORLD OBLIGINGLY SENDS WHAT IS REQUIRED TO A URENE DOCTOR WHO INSTANTLY PRONOUNCES THAT THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS A MARCH HARE HE COMES TO VISIT HIS PATIENT AND PUTS A GREAT MANY QUESTIONS ON HIS UNHAPPY STATE THE WORLD REPLIES THAT WHAT MOST TROUBLES HIS HEAD IS THE IDEA OF A NEW DELUGE BY FIRE WHICH MUST ONE DAY CONSUME HIM TO A POWDER ON WHICH THE PHYSICIAN GIVES THIS ANSWER ETOT TROUBLEU TOILLA
phonemes: ðə wˈɜːld əblˈaɪdʒɪŋli sˈɛndz wʌt ɪz ɹᵻkwˈaɪɚd tʊ ɐ jˈʊɹɹɪn dˈɑːktɚ, hˌuː ˈɪnstəntli pɹənˈaʊnsᵻz ðˈæt "ðə wˈɜːld ɪz æz mˈæd æz ɐ mˈɑːɹtʃ hˈɛɹ!" hiː kˈʌmz tə vˈɪzɪt hɪz pˈeɪʃənt, ænd pˌʊts ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt mˈɛni kwˈɛstʃənz ˌɔn hɪz ʌnhˈæpi stˈeɪt. ðə wˈɜːld ɹᵻplˈaɪz, "ðæt wʌt mˈoʊst tɹˈʌbəlz hɪz hˈɛd ɪz ðɪ aɪdˈiə əvə nˈuː dˈɛljuːdʒ baɪ fˈaɪɚ, wˌɪtʃ mˈʌst wˈʌn dˈeɪ kənsˈuːm hˌɪm tʊ ɐ pˈaʊdɚ;" ˌɔn wˌɪtʃ ðə fɪzˈɪʃən ɡˈɪvz ðɪs ˈænsɚ:     ˈɛt tˈiː tɹˈʌbəlz tˈuː pˈɔːɹ sˈɛlə?