text_original: The _Cobbler_ fool pinches his feet by making the shoes too small; the _Tailor_ fool hangs his coat too loose or too tight about him; the _Priest_ fool says his masses either too short or too tedious.
text_transcription: THE COBBLER FOOL PINCHES HIS FEET BY MAKING THE SHOES TOO SMALL THE TAILOR FOOL HANGS HIS COAT TOO LOOSE OR TOO TIGHT ABOUT HIM THE PRIEST FOOL SAYS HIS MASSES EITHER TOO SHORT OR TOO TEDIOUS
phonemes: ðə kˈɑːblɚ fˈuːl pˈɪntʃᵻz hɪz fˈiːt baɪ mˌeɪkɪŋ ðə ʃˈuːz tˈuː smˈɔːl; ðə tˈeɪlɚ fˈuːl hˈæŋz hɪz kˈoʊt tˈuː lˈuːs ɔːɹ tˈuː tˈaɪt ɐbˈaʊt hˌɪm; ðə pɹˈiːst fˈuːl sˈɛz hɪz mˈæsᵻz ˈiːðɚ tˈuː ʃˈɔːɹt ɔːɹ tˈuː tˈiːdiəs.