text_original: Of all creatures on earth, as the fairies thought, the funniest was seen when Mr. Stork was in love. To attract and please his lady love, he made the most grotesque gestures. He would leap up from the ground and move with a hop, skip, and jump. Then he spread out his wings, as if to hug his beloved. Then he danced around her, as if he were filled with wine.
text_transcription: OF ALL CREATURES ON EARTH AS THE FAIRIES THOUGHT THE FUNNIEST WAS SEEN WHEN MISTER STORK WAS IN LOVE TO ATTRACT AND PLEASE HIS LADY LOVE HE MADE THE MOST GROTESQUE GESTURES HE WOULD LEAP UP FROM THE GROUND AND MOVE WITH HOP SKIP AND JUMP THEN HE SPREAD OUT HIS WINGS AS IF TO HUG HIS BELOVED THEN HE DANCED AROUND HER AS IF HE WERE FILLED WITH WINE
phonemes: ʌv ˈɔːl kɹˈiːtʃɚz ˌɔn ˈɜːθ, æz ðə fˈɛɹiz θˈɔːt, ðə fˈʌnɪɪst wʌz sˈiːn wɛn mˈɪstɚ. stˈɔːɹk wʌz ɪn lˈʌv. tʊ ɐtɹˈækt ænd plˈiːz hɪz lˈeɪdi lˈʌv, hiː mˌeɪd ðə mˈoʊst ɡɹoʊtˈɛsk dʒˈɛstʃɚz. hiː wʊd lˈiːp ˌʌp fɹʌmðə ɡɹˈaʊnd ænd mˈuːv wɪð ɐ hˈɑːp, skˈɪp, ænd dʒˈʌmp. ðˈɛn hiː spɹˈɛd ˈaʊt hɪz wˈɪŋz, æz ɪf tə hˈʌɡ hɪz bᵻlˈʌvd. ðˈɛn hiː dˈænst ɚɹˈaʊnd hɜː, æz ɪf hiː wɜː fˈɪld wɪð wˈaɪn.