text_original: A fort very commodiously guarded; only requiring one sentinel with his halbert  painted on the door!
text_transcription: A FORT VERY COMMODIOUSLY GUARDED ONLY REQUIRING ONE SENTINEL WITH HIS HALBERD PAINTED ON THE DOOR
phonemes: ɐ fˈɔːɹt vˈɛɹi kəmˈoʊdiəsli ɡˈɑːɹdᵻd; ˈoʊnli ɹᵻkwˈaɪɚɹɪŋ wˈʌn sˈɛntɪnəl wɪð hɪz hˈælbɚt pˈeɪntᵻd ɔnðə dˈɔːɹ!