text_original: For more agility, with such a load, She'd donned her shortest kirtle and light shoes. And as she went she counted up her gains   Her future gains  with her twice one, twice twos. How long division racked her little brains!
text_transcription: FOR MORE AGILITY WITH SUCH A LOAD SHE DONNED HER SHORTEST KIRTLE AND LIGHT SHOES AND AS SHE WENT SHE COUNTED UP HER GAINS HER FUTURE GAINS WITH HER TWICE ONE TWICE TWO HOW LONG DIVISION WRECKED HER LITTLE BRAINS
phonemes: fɔːɹ mˈɔːɹ ædʒˈɪlᵻɾi, wɪð sˈʌtʃ ɐ lˈoʊd, ʃiːd dˈɑːnd hɜː ʃˈɔːɹɾɪst kˈɜːɾəl ænd lˈaɪt ʃˈuːz. ænd æz ʃiː wɛnt ʃiː kˈaʊntᵻd ˌʌp hɜː ɡˈeɪnz hɜː fjˈuːtʃɚ ɡˈeɪnz wɪð hɜː twˈaɪs wˌʌn, twˈaɪs tˈuːz. hˌaʊ lˈɔŋ dᵻvˈɪʒən ɹˈækt hɜː lˈɪɾəl bɹˈeɪnz!