text_original: My thighs and body form another; and my head, always dropping on my breast, makes me not ill represent a Z. I have got my arms shortened as well as my legs, and my fingers as well as my arms. In a word, I am an abridgment of human miseries."
text_transcription: MY THIGHS AND BODY FORM ANOTHER AND MY HEAD ALWAYS DROPPING ON MY BREAST MAKES ME NOT ILL REPRESENT THE SAID I HAVE GOT MY ARMS SHORTENED AS WELL AS MY LEGS AND MY FINGERS AS WELL AS MY ARMS IN A WORD I AMM AN ABRIDGMENT OF HUMAN MISERIES
phonemes: maɪ θˈaɪz ænd bˈɑːdi fˈɔːɹm ɐnˈʌðɚ; ænd maɪ hˈɛd, ˈɔːlweɪz dɹˈɑːpɪŋ ˌɔn maɪ bɹˈɛst, mˌeɪks mˌiː nˌɑːt ˈɪl ɹˌɛpɹᵻzˈɛnt ɐ zˈiː. aɪ hæv ɡɑːt maɪ ˈɑːɹmz ʃˈɔːɹʔn̩d æz wˈɛl æz maɪ lˈɛɡz, ænd maɪ fˈɪŋɡɚz æz wˈɛl æz maɪ ˈɑːɹmz. ɪn ɐ wˈɜːd, aɪɐm ɐn ɐbɹˈɪdʒmənt ʌv hjˈuːmən mˈɪzɚɹiz."