text_original: So Father Mikko lit his queer little pipe, and settled down comfortably with Mimi in his lap, and a glass of beer at his side to refresh himself with when he grew weary of talking.
text_transcription: SO FATHER MIKO LIT HIS QUEER LITTLE PIPE AND SETTLED DOWN COMFORTABLY WITH MIMI IN HIS LAP AND A GLASS OF BEER AT HIS SIDE TO REFRESH HIM WITH WHEN HE GREW WEARY OF TALKING
phonemes: sˌoʊ fˈɑːðɚ mˈɪkoʊ lˈɪt hɪz kwˈɪɹ lˈɪɾəl pˈaɪp, ænd sˈɛɾəld dˌaʊn kˈʌmftəbli wɪð mˈiːmi ɪn hɪz lˈæp, ænd ɐ ɡlˈæs ʌv bˈɪɹ æt hɪz sˈaɪd tə ɹᵻfɹˈɛʃ hɪmsˈɛlf wɪð wɛn hiː ɡɹˈuː wˈɪɹi ʌv tˈɔːkɪŋ.