text_original: A dignity so awful is conferred in the meanest manner; it is done by drawing straws, of which he who gets the longest becomes the apostle.
text_transcription: A DIGNITY SO AWFUL IS CONFIRMED IN THE MEANEST MANNER IT IS DONE BY DRAWING STRAWS OF WHICH HE WHO GETS THE LONGEST BECOMES THE APOSTLE
phonemes: ɐ dˈɪɡnᵻɾi sˌoʊ ˈɔːfəl ɪz kənfˈɜːd ɪnðə mˈiːnɪst mˈænɚ; ɪɾ ɪz dˈʌn baɪ dɹˈɔːɪŋ stɹˈɔːz, ʌvwˈɪtʃ hiː hˌuː ɡˈɛts ðə lˈɔŋɡɪst bɪkˌʌmz ðɪ ɐpˈɑːsəl.