text_original: And I said to myself, "Now I will nail these parties and convince my son while he is young that there isn't any such things as ghosts."
text_transcription: AND I SAID TO MYSELF NOW I WILL NAIL THESE PARTIES AND CONVINCE MY SON WHILE HE IS YOUNG THAT THERE ISN'T ANY SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS
phonemes: ænd aɪ sˈɛd tə maɪsˈɛlf, "nˈaʊ aɪ wɪl nˈeɪl ðiːz pˈɑːɹɾiz ænd kənvˈɪns maɪ sˈʌn wˌaɪl hiː ɪz jˈʌŋ ðæt ðɛɹ ˌɪzənt ˌɛni sˈʌtʃ θˈɪŋz æz ɡˈoʊsts."