text_original: To ask the meaning of all this Was to secure a wise man's hiss; There is no reason in such folks. 'Tis chance begets such crazy jokes, And yet the thread it was mysterious.
text_transcription: TO ASK THE MEANING OF ALL THIS WAS TO SECURE A WISE MAN'S HIS THERE IS NO REASON IN SUCH FOLKS TIS CHANCE BEGETS SUCH CRAZY JOKES AND YET THE THREAD IT WAS MYSTERIOUS
phonemes: tʊ ˈæsk ðə mˈiːnɪŋ ʌv ˈɔːl ðɪs wʌz tə sᵻkjˈʊɹ ɐ wˈaɪz mˈænz hˈɪs; ðɛɹ ɪz nˈoʊ ɹˈiːzən ɪn sˈʌtʃ fˈoʊks. tˈɪz tʃˈæns bᵻɡˈɛts sˈʌtʃ kɹˈeɪzi dʒˈoʊks, ænd jˈɛt ðə θɹˈɛd ɪt wʌz mɪstˈɪɹiəs.