text_original: It was soon set up, and by universal consent was inscribed with his name; and they still attempt to raise him from the dead, and keep the caustic tailor alive, in the marble gladiator of wit.
text_transcription: IT WAS SOON SET UP AND BY UNIVERSAL CONSENT WAS INSCRIBED WITH HIS NAME AND THEY STILL ATTEMPT TO RAISE HIM FROM THE DEAD AND KEEP THE CAUSTIC TAILOR ALIVE IN THE MARBLE GLADIATOR OF WIT
phonemes: ɪt wʌz sˈuːn sˈɛt ˈʌp, ænd baɪ jˌuːnɪvˈɜːsəl kənsˈɛnt wʌz ɪnskɹˈaɪbd wɪð hɪz nˈeɪm; ænd ðeɪ stˈɪl ɐtˈɛmpt tə ɹˈeɪz hˌɪm fɹʌmðə dˈɛd, ænd kˈiːp ðə kˈɔːstɪk tˈeɪlɚɹ ɐlˈaɪv, ɪnðə mˈɑːɹbəl ɡlˈædɪˌeɪɾɚɹ ʌv wˈɪt.