text_original: They all agree that the _World_ does not know what he wants, and must be sick, and prevail upon him to consult a physician. The _World_ obligingly sends what is required to a Urine doctor, who instantly pronounces that "the _World_ is as mad as a March hare!"
text_transcription: THEY ALL AGREE THAT THE WORLD DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS AND MUST BE SICK AND PREVAIL UPON HIM TO CONSOLE THE PHYSICIAN THE WORLD OBLIGINGLY SENDS WHAT IS REQUIRED TO A URENE DOCTOR WHO INSTANTLY PRONOUNCES THAT THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS A MARCH HARE
phonemes: ðeɪ ˈɔːl ɐɡɹˈiː ðætðə wˈɜːld dʌznˌɑːt nˈoʊ wʌt hiː wˈɔnts, ænd mˈʌst biː sˈɪk, ænd pɹɪvˈeɪl əpˌɑːn hˌɪm tə kənsˈʌlt ɐ fɪzˈɪʃən. ðə wˈɜːld əblˈaɪdʒɪŋli sˈɛndz wʌt ɪz ɹᵻkwˈaɪɚd tʊ ɐ jˈʊɹɹɪn dˈɑːktɚ, hˌuː ˈɪnstəntli pɹənˈaʊnsᵻz ðˈæt "ðə wˈɜːld ɪz æz mˈæd æz ɐ mˈɑːɹtʃ hˈɛɹ!"