text_original: Never get married, Rhoda; take my advice, and be a single woman. It's the only way to keep out of misery."
text_transcription: NEVER GET MARRIED RHODA TAKE MY ADVICE AND BE A SINGLE WOMAN IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP OUT OF MISERY
phonemes: nˈɛvɚ ɡɛt mˈæɹid, ɹˈoʊdə; tˈeɪk maɪ ɐdvˈaɪs, ænd biː ɐ sˈɪŋɡəl wˈʊmən. ɪts ðɪ ˈoʊnli wˈeɪ tə kˈiːp ˌaʊɾəv mˈɪzɚɹi."