text_original: Sir, hear what this mad priest does: He takes water out of a ladle, And, throwing it at people's heads, He says that when they depart they are saved!
text_transcription: SIR HEAR WHAT THIS MAD PRIEST DOES HE TAKES WATER OUT OF A LADLE AND THROWING IT AT PEOPLE'S HEADS HE SAYS THAT WHEN THEY DEPART THEY ARE SAVED
phonemes: sˌɜː, hˈɪɹ wʌt ðɪs mˈæd pɹˈiːst dˈʌz: hiː tˈeɪks wˈɔːɾɚɹ ˌaʊɾəv ɐ lˈeɪdəl, ænd, θɹˈoʊɪŋ ɪɾ æt pˈiːpəlz hˈɛdz, hiː sˈɛz ðæt wɛn ðeɪ dᵻpˈɑːɹt ðeɪ ɑːɹ sˈeɪvd!