text_original: One of the dupes who took it serious Went to consult a sage he knew, Who replied thus at the first view:   "These hieroglyphics I can see; People of sense infallibly Between themselves and madmen place At least some fathoms of this lace; Or else they will a buffet gain, And never much redress obtain. You are not gulled; a crazy fool Has sold you wisdom from his school."
text_transcription: ONE OF THE DUPES WHO TOOK IT SERIOUS WENT TO CONSULT A SAGE HE KNEW WHO REPLIED THUS AT THE FIRST VIEW THESE HIEROGLYPHICS I CAN SEE PEOPLE OF SENSE INFALLIBLY BETWEEN THEMSELVES AND MADMEN PLACE AT LEAST SOME FATHOMS OF THIS LACE OR ELSE THEY WILL A BUFFET GAIN AND NEVER MUCH REDRESS OBTAIN YOU ARE NOT GOLD A CRAZY FOOL HAS SOLD YOU WISDOM FROM HIS SCHOOL
phonemes: wˈʌn ʌvðə dˈuːps hˌuː tˈʊk ɪt sˈɪɹiəs wɛnt tə kənsˈʌlt ɐ sˈeɪdʒ hiː nˈuː, hˌuː ɹᵻplˈaɪd ðˈʌs æt ðə fˈɜːst vjˈuː:   "ðiːz hˌaɪɚɹəɡlˈɪfɪks aɪ kæn sˈiː; pˈiːpəl ʌv sˈɛns ɪnfˈælᵻbli bᵻtwˌiːn ðɛmsˈɛlvz ænd mˈædmɛn plˈeɪs æt lˈiːst sˌʌm fˈæðəmz ʌv ðɪs lˈeɪs; ɔːɹ ˈɛls ðeɪ wɪl ɐ bˈʌfeɪ ɡˈeɪn, ænd nˈɛvɚ mˈʌtʃ ɹiːdɹˈɛs əbtˈeɪn. juː ɑːɹ nˌɑːt ɡˈʌld; ɐ kɹˈeɪzi fˈuːl hɐz sˈoʊld juː wˈɪzdəm fɹʌm hɪz skˈuːl."