text_original: "If Heaven," he said, "had only held It right to give thee and thy dull relations Half as much sense as beard   (But then it hasn't, I'm afeard); Still use your efforts, my dear sir  no perturbations.
text_transcription: IF HEAVEN HE SAID HAD ONLY HELD IT RIGHT TO GIVE THEE AND THY DULL RELATIONS HALF AS MUCH SENSE AS BEARD BUT THEN ITN'T I'M AFEARED STILL USE YOUR EFFORTS MY DEAR SIR NO PERTURBATIONS
phonemes: "ɪf hˈɛvən," hiː sˈɛd, "hæd ˈoʊnli hˈɛld ɪt ɹˈaɪt tə ɡˈɪv ðiː ænd ðˌaɪ dˈʌl ɹᵻlˈeɪʃənz hˈæf æz mˈʌtʃ sˈɛns æz bˈɪɹd   (bˌʌt ðˈɛn ɪt hˈæzənt, aɪm ɐfˈɪɹd); stˈɪl jˈuːz jʊɹ ˈɛfɚts, maɪ dˈɪɹ sˌɜː nˈoʊ pɚɾɚbˈeɪʃənz.