text_original: Two Thieves were fighting for a prize, A Donkey newly stolen; sell or not to sell   That was the question  bloody fists, black eyes: While they fought gallantly and well, A third thief happening to pass, Rode gaily off upon the ass.
text_transcription: TWO THIEVES WERE FIGHTING FOR A PRIZE A DONKEY NEWLY STOLEN SELL OR NOT TO SELL THAT WAS THE QUESTION BLOODY FISTS BLACK EYES WHILE THEY FOUGHT GALLANTLY AND WELL A THIRD THIEVE HAPPENING TO PASS RODE GAILY OFF UPON THE ASS
phonemes: tˈuː θˈiːvz wɜː fˈaɪɾɪŋ fɚɹə pɹˈaɪz, ɐ dˈɔŋki nˈuːli stˈoʊlən; sˈɛl ɔːɹ nˌɑːt tə sˈɛl ðæt wʌzðə kwˈɛstʃən blˈʌdi fˈɪsts, blˈæk ˈaɪz: wˌaɪl ðeɪ fˈɔːt ɡˈæləntli ænd wˈɛl, ɐ θˈɜːd θˈiːf hˈæpənɪŋ tə pˈæs, ɹˈoʊd ɡˈeɪli ˈɔf əpˌɑːn ðɪ ˈæs.