text_original: He intended this performance for a sort of love ditty, or serenade. The whole program was more amusing than anything that an ape, goat, or donkey could get up. How the fairies did laugh!
text_transcription: HE INTENDED THIS PERFORMANCE FOR A SORT OF LOVE DITTY OR SERENADE THE WHOLE PROGRAM WAS MORE AMUSING THAN ANYTHING THAT AN APE GOAT OR DONKEY COULD GET UP HOW THE FAIRIES DID LAUGH
phonemes: hiː ɪntˈɛndᵻd ðɪs pɚfˈɔːɹməns fɚɹə sˈɔːɹt ʌv lˈʌv dˈɪɾi, ɔːɹ sˌɛɹənˈeɪd. ðə hˈoʊl pɹˈoʊɡɹæm wʌz mˈɔːɹ ɐmjˈuːzɪŋ ðɐn ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ðæt ɐn ˈeɪp, ɡˈoʊt, ɔːɹ dˈɔŋki kʊd ɡɛt ˈʌp. hˌaʊ ðə fˈɛɹiz dˈɪd lˈæf!