text_original: A Madman once, in market place, Said he sold Wisdom. The dolts race To buy the treasure. What fun is his, Watching the silly people's phizzes, When for their money they obtain A blow that gives their red ears pain, And forty yards of common thread.
text_transcription: A MADMAN ONCE IN MARKET PLACE SAID HE SOLD WISDOM THE DOLES RAISED TO BUY THE TREASURE WHAT FUN IS HIS WATCHING THE SILLY PEOPLE'S PHIZZES WHEN FOR THEIR MONEY THEY OBTAIN A BLOW THAT GIVES THEIR RED EARS PAIN AND FORTY YARDS OF COMMON THREAD
phonemes: ɐ mˈædmən wˈʌns, ɪn mˈɑːɹkɪt plˈeɪs, sˈɛd hiː sˈoʊld wˈɪzdəm. ðə dˈoʊlts ɹˈeɪs tə bˈaɪ ðə tɹˈɛʒɚ. wˌʌt fˈʌn ɪz hˈɪz, wˈɑːtʃɪŋ ðə sˈɪli pˈiːpəlz fˈɪzᵻz, wˌɛn fɔːɹ ðɛɹ mˈʌni ðeɪ əbtˈeɪn ɐ blˈoʊ ðæt ɡˈɪvz ðɛɹ ɹˈɛd ˈɪɹz pˈeɪn, ænd fˈɔːɹɾi jˈɑːɹdz ʌv kˈɑːmən θɹˈɛd.