text_original: Never was a more beautiful effusion of grief interrupted by a more affecting incident!
text_transcription: NEVER WAS A MORE BEAUTIFUL EFFUSION OF GRIEF INTERRUPTED BY A MORE AFFECTING INCIDENT
phonemes: nˈɛvɚ wʌzɐ mˈɔːɹ bjˈuːɾifəl ɪfjˈuːʒən ʌv ɡɹˈiːf ˌɪntɚɹˈʌptᵻd baɪ ɐ mˈɔːɹ ɐfˈɛktɪŋ ˈɪnsɪdənt!