text_original: And as she went she counted up her gains   Her future gains  with her twice one, twice twos. How long division racked her little brains! "First buy a hundred eggs, then triple broods; With care like mine the money soon will grow; [Illustration: THE MILK MAID AND THE MILK PAIL.
text_transcription: AND AS SHE WENT SHE COUNTED UP HER GAINS HER FUTURE GAINS WITH HER TWICE ONE TWICE TWO HOW LONG DIVISION WRECKED HER LITTLE BRAINS FIRST BY A HUNDRED EGGS THEN TRIPLE BROODS WITH CARE LIKE MINE THE MONEY SOON WILL GROW
phonemes: ænd æz ʃiː wɛnt ʃiː kˈaʊntᵻd ˌʌp hɜː ɡˈeɪnz hɜː fjˈuːtʃɚ ɡˈeɪnz wɪð hɜː twˈaɪs wˌʌn, twˈaɪs tˈuːz. hˌaʊ lˈɔŋ dᵻvˈɪʒən ɹˈækt hɜː lˈɪɾəl bɹˈeɪnz! "fˈɜːst bˈaɪ ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd ˈɛɡz, ðˈɛn tɹˈɪpəl bɹˈuːdz; wɪð kˈɛɹ lˈaɪk mˈaɪn ðə mˈʌni sˈuːn wɪl ɡɹˈoʊ; [ˌɪləstɹˈeɪʃən: ðə mˈɪlk mˈeɪd ænd ðə mˈɪlk pˈeɪl.