text_original: "I can only see under me; I am wry necked; my head hangs down; my appearance is so droll, that if people laugh, I shall not complain." He says elsewhere, Parmi les torticolis Je passe pour un des plus jolis. "Among your wry necked people I pass for one of the handsomest."
text_transcription: I CAN ONLY SEE UNDER ME I AM WRICKED MY HEAD HANGS DOWN MY APPEARANCE IS SO DROLL THAT IF PEOPLE LAUGH I SHALL NOT COMPLAIN HE SAYS ELSEWHERE PAMILI TOTICOLLI JE PASSEPO EN DE PROGULI AMONG URINIQUE PEOPLE I PASS FOR ONE OF THE HANDSOMEST
phonemes: "aɪ kæn ˈoʊnli sˈiː ˈʌndɚ mˌiː; aɪɐm ɹˈaɪ nˈɛkt; maɪ hˈɛd hˈæŋz dˈaʊn; maɪ ɐpˈɪɹəns ɪz sˌoʊ dɹˈoʊl, ðæt ɪf pˈiːpəl lˈæf, aɪʃˌɐl nˌɑːt kəmplˈeɪn." hiː sˈɛz ˈɛlswɛɹ, pˈɑːɹmi lˈɛs tˈɔːɹɾɪkˌɑːliz dʒˈiː pˈæs pˈɔːɹ ˈʌn dˈɛs plˈʌs dʒˈoʊliz. "ɐmˌʌŋ jʊɹ ɹˈaɪ nˈɛkt pˈiːpəl aɪ pˈæs fɔːɹ wˈʌn ʌvðə hˈændsoʊmˌɪst."