text_original: Suffice it to say that there is no grotesque image, no strange meaning, no absurd idea, no confused figure, no burlesque hieroglyph, which the sedulously stupid ignorance of this enigmatical proof reader did not make him utter.
text_transcription: SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT THERE IS NO GROTESQUE IMAGE NO STRANGE MEANING NO ABSURD IDEA NO CONFUSED FIGURE NO BURLESQUE HIEROGLYPH WHICH THE SEDULOUSLY STUPID IGNORANCE OF THIS ENIGMATICAL PROOF READER DID NOT MAKE HIM UTTER
phonemes: səfˈaɪs ɪt tə sˈeɪ ðæt ðɛɹ ɪz nˈoʊ ɡɹoʊtˈɛsk ˈɪmɪdʒ, nˈoʊ stɹˈeɪndʒ mˈiːnɪŋ, nˈoʊ ɐbsˈɜːd aɪdˈiə, nˈoʊ kənfjˈuːzd fˈɪɡjɚ, nˈoʊ bɜːlˈɛsk hˈaɪɚɹəɡlˌɪf, wˌɪtʃ ðə sˈɛdʒuːləsli stˈuːpɪd ˈɪɡnɚɹəns ʌv ðɪs ˌɛnɪɡmˈæɾɪkəl pɹˈuːf ɹˈiːdɚ dɪdnˌɑːt mˌeɪk hˌɪm ˈʌɾɚ.