text_original: I believe it oc  casioned immense hospitality throughout Eng  land; was the means of lighting up hundreds of kind fires at Christmas time ; caused a wonder  ful outpouring of Christmas good feeling, of Christmas punch brewing ; an awful slaughter of Christmas turkeys, and roasting and basting of Christmas beef. As for this man's love of children, that amiable organ at the back of his honest head must be perfectly monstrous.
text_transcription: I BELIEVE IT OCCASIONED IMMENSE HOSPITALITY THROUGHOUT ENGLAND WAS THE MEANS OF LIGHTING UP HUNDREDS OF KIND FIRES AT CHRISTMAS TIME CAUSED A WONDERFUL OUTPOURING OF CHRISTMAS GOOD FEELING OF CHRISTMAS PUNCH BREWING AN AWFUL SLAUGHTER OF CHRISTMAS TURKEYS AND ROASTING AND BASTING OF CHRISTMAS BEEF AS FOR THIS MAN'S LOVE OF CHILDREN THAT AMIABLE ORGAN AT THE BACK OF HIS HONEST HEAD MUST BE PERFECTLY MONSTROUS
phonemes: aɪ bᵻlˈiːv ɪɾ ˈɑːk kˈeɪʒənd ɪmˈɛns hˌɑːspɪtˈælᵻɾi θɹuːˈaʊt ˈɛŋ lˈænd; wʌzðə mˈiːnz ʌv lˈaɪɾɪŋ ˌʌp hˈʌndɹɪdz ʌv kˈaɪnd fˈaɪɚz æt kɹˈɪsməs tˈaɪm ; kˈɔːzd ɐ wˈʌndɚ fˈʌl aʊtpˈɔːɹɪŋ ʌv kɹˈɪsməs ɡˈʊd fˈiːlɪŋ, ʌv kɹˈɪsməs pˈʌntʃ bɹˈuːɪŋ ; ɐn ˈɔːfəl slˈɔːɾɚɹ ʌv kɹˈɪsməs tˈɜːkiz, ænd ɹˈoʊstɪŋ ænd bˈæstɪŋ ʌv kɹˈɪsməs bˈiːf. æz fɔːɹ ðɪs mˈænz lˈʌv ʌv tʃˈɪldɹən, ðæt ˈeɪmiəbəl ˈɔːɹɡən æt ðə bˈæk ʌv hɪz ˈɑːnɪst hˈɛd mˈʌst biː pˈɜːfɛktli mˈɔnstɹəs.