text_original: And so the writer's jokes and senti  ment, his ebullitions of feeling, his outbreaks of high spirits, must not be too frequent. One tires of a page of which every sentence sparkles with points, of a sentimentalist who is always pumping the tears from his eyes or your own.
text_transcription: AND SO THE WRITER'S JOKES AND SENTIMENTS HIS EBULLITIONS OF FEELING HIS OUTBREAKS OF HIGH SPIRITS MUST NOT BE TOO FREQUENT ONE TIRES OF A PAGE OF WHICH EVERY SENTENCE SPARKLES WITH POINTS OF A SENTIMENTALIST WHO IS ALWAYS PUMPING THE TEARS FROM HIS EYES OR YOUR OWN
phonemes: ænd sˌoʊ ðə ɹˈaɪɾɚz dʒˈoʊks ænd sˈɛnti mˈɛnt, hɪz ɪbʊlˈɪʃənz ʌv fˈiːlɪŋ, hɪz ˈaʊtbɹeɪks ʌv hˈaɪ spˈɪɹɪts, mˈʌst nˌɑːt biː tˈuː fɹˈiːkwənt. wˈʌn tˈaɪɚz əvə pˈeɪdʒ ʌvwˈɪtʃ ˈɛvɹi sˈɛntəns spˈɑːɹkəlz wɪð pˈɔɪnts, əvə sˌɛntɪmˈɛntəlˌɪst hˌuː ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz pˈʌmpɪŋ ðə tˈɪɹz fɹʌm hɪz ˈaɪz ɔːɹ jʊɹ ˈoʊn.