text_original: Upon hearing this terrible news, the poor author obstupult ; stetcruntque coma.
text_transcription: UPON HEARING THIS TERRIBLE NEWS THE POOR AUTHOR OBSTUPERIT STATERO ON KACOMA
phonemes: əpˌɑːn hˈɪɹɪŋ ðɪs tˈɛɹᵻbəl nˈuːz, ðə pˈʊɹ ˈɔːθɚɹ əbstˈuːpʌlt ; stˈɛtkɹʌntk kˈoʊmə.