text_original: I know one who, when she is happy, reads "Nicholas Nickleby"; when she is un  happy, reads "Nicholas Nickleby"; when she is tired, reads "Nicholas Nickleby"; when she is in bed, reads "Nicholas Nickleby"; when she has nothing to do, reads "Nicholas Nickleby"; and when she has finished the book, reads "Nicholas Nickleby" over again.
text_transcription: I KNOW ONE WHO WHEN SHE IS HAPPY READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY WHEN SHE IS UNHAPPY READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY WHEN SHE IS TIRED READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY WHEN SHE IS IN BED READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY WHEN SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY AND WHEN SHE HAS FINISHED THE BOOK READS NICHOLAS NICKLEBY OVER AGAIN
phonemes: aɪ nˈoʊ wˈʌn hˈuː, wˌɛn ʃiː ɪz hˈæpi, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi"; wˌɛn ʃiː ɪz ˈʌn hˈæpi, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi"; wˌɛn ʃiː ɪz tˈaɪɚd, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi"; wˌɛn ʃiː ɪz ɪn bˈɛd, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi"; wˌɛn ʃiː hɐz nˈʌθɪŋ tə dˈuː, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi"; ænd wɛn ʃiː hɐz fˈɪnɪʃt ðə bˈʊk, ɹˈiːdz "nˈɪkələs nˈɪklɛbi" ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐɡˈɛn.