text_original: Short as my stay here may be, I shall soon be about as gay as the owl nailed at donjon doors to serve as scare  crow, and when I return to Copenhagen, to my sister's wedding feast, the deuce take me if four women out of a hundred will know me
text_transcription: SHORT AS MY STAY HERE MAY BE I SHALL SOON BE ABOUT AS GAY AS THE OWL NEILED AT DUNGEON DOORS TO SERVE AS SCARECROW AND WHEN I RETURN TO COPENHAGEN TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING FEAST THE DEUCE TAKE ME IF FOUR WOMEN OUT OF A HUNDRED WILL KNOW ME
phonemes: ʃˈɔːɹt æz maɪ stˈeɪ hˈɪɹ mˈeɪ bˈiː, aɪʃˌɐl sˈuːn biː ɐbˌaʊt æz ɡˈeɪ æz ðɪ ˈaʊl nˈeɪld æt dˈɑːndʒɑːn dˈɔːɹz tə sˈɜːv æz skˈɛɹ kɹˈoʊ, ænd wɛn aɪ ɹᵻtˈɜːn tə kˌoʊpənhˈeɪɡən, tə maɪ sˈɪstɚz wˈɛdɪŋ fˈiːst, ðə djˈuːs tˈeɪk mˌiː ɪf fˈɔːɹ wˈɪmɪn ˌaʊɾəv ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd wɪl nˈoʊ mˌiː