text_original: If the humorous writers claim to be week day preachers, have they conferred any benefit by their sermons?
text_transcription: IF THE HUMOROUS WRITERS CLAIM TO BE WEAK DAY PREACHERS HAVE THEY CONFERRED ANY BENEFIT BY THEIR SERMONS
phonemes: ɪf ðə hjˈuːmɚɹəs ɹˈaɪɾɚz klˈeɪm təbi wˈiːk dˈeɪ pɹˈiːtʃɚz, hæv ðeɪ kənfˈɜːd ˌɛni bˈɛnɪfˌɪt baɪ ðɛɹ sˈɜːmənz?