text_original: "The impertinent fellow is right," said the lieutenant, biting his lips. " Hullo, there, officer, officer of the tower ! Escort this stranger to Schumacker, and do not scold if I have taken down your lamp with three beaks and but one wick. I was curious to examine an article which is doubt  less the work of Sciold the Pagan or Havar the giant killer ; and besides it is no longer the fashion to hang anything but crystal chandeliers from the ceiling."
text_transcription: THE IMPERTINENT FELLOW IS RIGHT SAID THE LIEUTENANT BITING HIS LIPS HELLO THERE OFFICER OFFICER OF THE TOWER ESCORT THIS STRANGER TO SCHUMANKER AND DO NOT SCOLD IF I HAVE TAKEN DOWN YOUR LAMP WITH THREE BEAKS AND BUT ONE WHIP I WAS CURIOUS TO EXAMINE AN ARTICLE WHICH IS DOUBTLESS THE WORK OF SHALT THE PAGAN OR HEVER THE GIANT KILLER AND BESIDES IT IS NO LONGER THE FASHION TO HANG ANYTHING BUT CRYSTAL CHANDELIERS FROM THE CEILING
phonemes: "ðɪ ɪmpˈɜːtɪnənt fˈɛloʊ ɪz ɹˈaɪt," sˈɛd ðə luːtˈɛnənt, bˈaɪɾɪŋ hɪz lˈɪps. " hˈʌloʊ, ðˈɛɹ, ˈɑːfɪsɚ, ˈɑːfɪsɚɹ ʌvðə tˈaʊɚ ! ˈɛskɔːɹt ðɪs stɹˈeɪndʒɚ tə ʃˈuːmækɚ, ænd duːnˌɑːt skˈoʊld ɪf aɪ hæv tˈeɪkən dˌaʊn jʊɹ lˈæmp wɪð θɹˈiː bˈiːks ænd bˌʌt wˈʌn wˈɪk. aɪ wʌz kjˈʊɹɹiəs tʊ ɛɡzˈæmɪn ɐn ˈɑːɹɾɪkəl wˌɪtʃ ɪz dˈaʊt lˈɛs ðə wˈɜːk ʌv sˈaɪoʊld ðə pˈeɪɡən ɔːɹ hˈævɑːɹ ðə dʒˈaɪənt kˈɪlɚ ; ænd bᵻsˌaɪdz ɪɾ ɪz nˌoʊ lˈɑːŋɡɚ ðə fˈæʃən tə hˈæŋ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ bˌʌt kɹˈɪstəl ʃˌændəlˈɪɹz fɹʌmðə sˈiːlɪŋ."