text_original: He will not tell the reader his name or surname, whether he be old or young, married or a bachelor ; whether he has written elegies or fables, odes or satires ; whether he means to write tragedies, dramas, or comedies ; whether he be the patrician member of some great literary association, or whether he holds a position upon some news  paper,— all things, however, which it would be very inter  esting to know.
text_transcription: HE WILL NOT TELL THE READER HIS NAME OR SURNAME WHETHER HE BE OLD OR YOUNG MARRIED OR A BACHELOR WHETHER HE HAS WRITTEN ELEGIES OF FABLES ODES OR SATIRES WHETHER HE MEANS TO WRITE TRAGEDIES DRAMAS OR COMEDIES WHETHER HE BE THE PATRICIAN MEMBER OF SOME GREAT LITERARY ASSOCIATION OR WHETHER HE HOLDS A POSITION UPON SOME NEWSPAPER ALL THINGS HOWEVER WHICH IT WOULD BE VERY INTERESTING TO KNOW
phonemes: hiː wɪl nˌɑːt tˈɛl ðə ɹˈiːdɚ hɪz nˈeɪm ɔːɹ sˈɜːneɪm, wˈɛðɚ hiː biː ˈoʊld ɔːɹ jˈʌŋ, mˈæɹid ɔːɹ ɐ bˈætʃəlɚ ; wˈɛðɚ hiː hɐz ɹˈɪʔn̩ ˈɛlɪdʒiz ɔːɹ fˈeɪbəlz, ˈoʊdz ɔːɹ sˈæɾaɪɚz ; wˈɛðɚ hiː mˈiːnz tə ɹˈaɪt tɹˈædʒədiz, dɹˈɑːməz, ɔːɹ kˈɑːmədiz ; wˈɛðɚ hiː biː ðə pætɹˈɪʃən mˈɛmbɚɹ ʌv sˌʌm ɡɹˈeɪt lˈɪɾɚɹˌɛɹi ɐsˌoʊsɪˈeɪʃən, ɔːɹ wˈɛðɚ hiː hˈoʊldz ɐ pəzˈɪʃən əpˌɑːn sˌʌm nˈuːz pˈeɪpɚ,— ˈɔːl θˈɪŋz, haʊˈɛvɚ, wˌɪtʃ ɪt wʊd biː vˈɛɹi ɪntˈɜːɹ ˈɛstɪŋ tə nˈoʊ.