text_original: If things are not all ship shape, I do not fume or fret, A little clean disorder Does not my nerves upset. But _one_ thing is essential, Or seems so to my thought, And that's a tidy kitchen Where the kettle's always hot.
text_transcription: IF THINGS ARE NOT ALL SHIP SHAPE I DO NOT FUME OR FRET A LITTLE CLEAN DISORDER DOES NOT MY NERVES UPSET BUT ONE THING IS ESSENTIAL OR SEEMS SO TO MY THOUGHT AND THAT'S A TIDY KITCHEN WHERE THE KETTLE'S ALWAYS HOT
phonemes: ɪf θˈɪŋz ɑːɹ nˌɑːt ˈɔːl ʃˈɪp ʃˈeɪp, aɪ duːnˌɑːt fjˈuːm ɔːɹ fɹˈɛt, ɐ lˈɪɾəl klˈiːn dɪsˈɔːɹdɚ dʌznˌɑːt maɪ nˈɜːvz ʌpsˈɛt. bˌʌt wˈʌn θˈɪŋ ɪz ᵻsˈɛnʃəl, ɔːɹ sˈiːmz sˌoʊ tə maɪ θˈɔːt, ænd ðæts ɐ tˈaɪdi kˈɪtʃən wˌɛɹ ðə kˈɛɾəlz ˈɔːlweɪz hˈɑːt.