text_original: You will hardly believe it, my dear Musdoe  mon," added the count, " but I actually imagined that Ordener was in love with Ethel Schmnacker, and I con  structed a romance and an intrigue out of this journey to Munkholm. But, thank God, Ordener is not such a fool as I am.
text_transcription: YOU WILL HARDLY BELIEVE IT MY DEAR MUST DEMON ADDED THE COUNT BUT I ACTUALLY IMAGINED THAT ORDNER WAS IN LOVE WITH ETHEL SCHUMANKER AND I CONSTRUCTED A ROMANCE AND AN INTRIGUE OUT OF THIS JOURNEY TO MANCORN BUT THANK GOD ORDNER IS NOT SUCH A FOOL AS I AM
phonemes: juː wɪl hˈɑːɹdli bᵻlˈiːv ɪt, maɪ dˈɪɹ mˈʌsdoʊ mˈɑːn," ˈædᵻd ðə kˈaʊnt, " bˌʌt aɪ ˈæktʃuːəli ɪmˈædʒɪnd ðæt ˈɔːɹdənɚ wʌz ɪn lˈʌv wɪð ˈɛθəl ʃmnˈækɚ, ænd aɪ kˈɑːn stɹˈʌktᵻd ɐ ɹoʊmˈæns ænd ɐn ɪntɹˈiːɡ ˌaʊɾəv ðɪs dʒˈɜːni tə mˈʌŋkhoʊm. bˌʌt, θˈæŋk ɡˈɑːd, ˈɔːɹdənɚɹ ɪz nˌɑːt sˈʌtʃ ɐ fˈuːl æz aɪˈæm.