text_original: All he knew was that people went to church on Sundays. It was another of the laws of existence, the reason of which he knew no more than why his father went every night to Jink Lane and got drunk.
text_transcription: ALL HE KNEW WAS THAT PEOPLE WENT TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS IT WAS ANOTHER OF THE LAWS OF EXISTENCE THE REASON OF WHICH HE KNEW NO MORE THAN WHY HIS FATHER WENT EVERY NIGHT TO JINK LANE AND GOT DRUNK
phonemes: ˈɔːl hiː nˈuː wʌz ðæt pˈiːpəl wɛnt tə tʃˈɜːtʃ ˌɔn sˈʌndeɪz. ɪt wʌz ɐnˈʌðɚɹ ʌvðə lˈɔːz ʌv ɛɡzˈɪstəns, ðə ɹˈiːzən ʌvwˈɪtʃ hiː nˈuː nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ ðɐn wˌaɪ hɪz fˈɑːðɚ wɛnt ˈɛvɹi nˈaɪt tə dʒˈɪŋk lˈeɪn ænd ɡɑːt dɹˈʌŋk.