text_original: You, sir, whose Cronstadt colleagues were ennobled when they had cut off three hundred heads,  you, whose terrible but most honorable functions are performed with pride in Franconia by the most recent bridegroom, in Reutliugeu by the youngest of the city councillors, in Stedien by the last made citizen
text_transcription: YOU SIR WHOSE CONSTADT'S COLLEAGUES WERE ENNOBLED WHEN THEY HAD CUT OFF THREE HUNDRED HEADS YOU WHOSE TERRIBLE BUT MOST HONOURABLE FUNCTIONS ARE PERFORMED WITH PRIDE IN FRANCONIA BY THE MOST RECENT BRIDEGROOM IN ROUTLINGEN BY THE YOUNGEST OF THE CITY COUNCILLORS IN SHADIAN BY THE LAST MADE CITIZEN
phonemes: juː, sˌɜː, hˌuːz kɹˈɑːnstæt kˈɑːliːɡz wɜːɹ ɛnˈoʊbəld wɛn ðeɪ hæd kˈʌt ˈɔf θɹˈiː hˈʌndɹɪd hˈɛdz,  juː, hˌuːz tˈɛɹᵻbəl bˌʌt mˈoʊst ˈɑːnɚɹəbəl fˈʌŋkʃənz ɑːɹ pɚfˈɔːɹmd wɪð pɹˈaɪd ɪn fɹæŋkˈoʊniə baɪ ðə mˈoʊst ɹˈiːsənt bɹˈaɪdɡɹuːm, ɪn ɹˈuːtlɪjˌuːdʒuː baɪ ðə jˈʌŋɡɪst ʌvðə sˈɪɾi kˈaʊnsɪlɚz, ɪn stˈiːdiən baɪ ðə lˈæst mˌeɪd sˈɪɾɪzən