text_original: Since you are here, help me to enlighten this worthy old gentleman as to the news.
text_transcription: SINCE YOU ARE HERE HELP ME TO ENLIGHTEN THIS WORTHY OLD GENTLEMAN AS TO THE NEWS
phonemes: sˈɪns juː ɑːɹ hˈɪɹ, hˈɛlp mˌiː tʊ ɛnlˈaɪʔn̩ ðɪs wˈɜːði ˈoʊld dʒˈɛntəlmən æz tə ðə nˈuːz.