text_original: If the humorous writers claim to be week day preachers, have they conferred any benefit by their sermons? Are people happier, better, better disposed to their neighbors, more inclined to do works of kindness, to love, for  bear, forgive, pity, after reading in Addison, in Steele, in Fielding, in Goldsmith, in Hood, in Dickens?
text_transcription: IF THE HUMOROUS WRITERS CLAIM TO BE WEAK DAY PREACHERS HAVE THEY CONFERRED ANY BENEFIT BY THEIR SERMONS ARE PEOPLE HAPPIER BETTER BETTER DISPOSED TO THEIR NEIGHBORS MORE INCLINED TO DO WORKS OF KINDNESS TO LOVE FORBEAR FORGIVE PITY AFTER READING IN ADDISON IN STEELE IN FIELDING IN GOLDSMITH IN HOOD IN DICKENS
phonemes: ɪf ðə hjˈuːmɚɹəs ɹˈaɪɾɚz klˈeɪm təbi wˈiːk dˈeɪ pɹˈiːtʃɚz, hæv ðeɪ kənfˈɜːd ˌɛni bˈɛnɪfˌɪt baɪ ðɛɹ sˈɜːmənz? ɑːɹ pˈiːpəl hˈæpɪɚ, bˈɛɾɚ, bˈɛɾɚ dɪspˈoʊzd tə ðɛɹ nˈeɪbɚz, mˈɔːɹ ɪŋklˈaɪnd tə dˈuː wˈɜːks ʌv kˈaɪndnəs, tə lˈʌv, fɔːɹ bˈɛɹ, fɚɡˈɪv, pˈɪɾi, ˈæftɚ ɹˈiːdɪŋ ɪn ˈædɪsən, ɪn stˈiːl, ɪn fˈiːldɪŋ, ɪn ɡˈoʊldsmɪθ, ɪn hˈʊd, ɪn dˈɪkənz?