text_original: How are you, Captain ? You little suspected that you were keeping a man waiting who has not the pleasure of your acquaintance ; but our acquaint  ance will soon be made, will it not ? Begin by receiving my commiseration upon your return to this venerable cas  tle. Short as my stay here may be, I shall soon be about as gay as the owl nailed at donjon doors to serve as scare  crow, and when I return to Copenhagen, to my sister's wedding feast, the deuce take me if four women out of a hundred will know me
text_transcription: HOW ARE YOU CAPTAIN YOU LITTLE SUSPECTED THAT YOU WERE KEEPING A MAN WAITING WHO HAS NOT THE PLEASURE OF YOUR ACQUAINTANCE BUT OUR ACQUAINTANCE WILL SOON BE MADE WILL IT NOT BEGIN BY RECEIVING MY COMMISERATION UPON YOUR RETURN TO THIS VENERABLE CASTLE SHORT AS MY STAY HERE MAY BE I SHALL SOON BE ABOUT AS GAY AS THE OWL NEILED AT DUNGEON DOORS TO SERVE AS SCARECROW AND WHEN I RETURN TO COPENHAGEN TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING FEAST THE DEUCE TAKE ME IF FOUR WOMEN OUT OF A HUNDRED WILL KNOW ME
phonemes: hˈaʊ ɑːɹ juː, kˈæptɪn ? juː lˈɪɾəl səspˈɛktᵻd ðæt juː wɜː kˈiːpɪŋ ɐ mˈæn wˈeɪɾɪŋ hˌuː həznɑːt ðə plˈɛʒɚɹ ʌv jʊɹ ɐkwˈeɪntəns ; bˌʌt ˌaʊɚɹ ɐkwˈeɪnt ˈæns wɪl sˈuːn biː mˈeɪd, wɪl ɪt nˈɑːt ? bɪɡˈɪn baɪ ɹᵻsˈiːvɪŋ maɪ kəmˌɪsɚɹˈeɪʃən əpˌɑːn jʊɹ ɹᵻtˈɜːn tə ðɪs vˈɛnɚɹəbəl kˈæs tˌiːˌɛlˈiː. ʃˈɔːɹt æz maɪ stˈeɪ hˈɪɹ mˈeɪ bˈiː, aɪʃˌɐl sˈuːn biː ɐbˌaʊt æz ɡˈeɪ æz ðɪ ˈaʊl nˈeɪld æt dˈɑːndʒɑːn dˈɔːɹz tə sˈɜːv æz skˈɛɹ kɹˈoʊ, ænd wɛn aɪ ɹᵻtˈɜːn tə kˌoʊpənhˈeɪɡən, tə maɪ sˈɪstɚz wˈɛdɪŋ fˈiːst, ðə djˈuːs tˈeɪk mˌiː ɪf fˈɔːɹ wˈɪmɪn ˌaʊɾəv ɐ hˈʌndɹɪd wɪl nˈoʊ mˌiː