text_original: Our dark, deep caves should give place to charming grottos carpeted with gilded pebbles and azure shells. In one of these grottos should live a famous magician, Haunus of Thule. For you must own that the name Hans of Ice  land is by no means agreeable.
text_transcription: OUR DARK DEEP CAVES SHOULD GIVE PLACE TO CHARMING GROTTOES CARPETED WITH GILDED PEBBLES AND AZURE SHELLS IN ONE OF THESE GROTTOES SHOULD LIVE A FAMOUS MAGICIAN HANOS OF TULLI FOR YOU MUST OWN THAT THE NAME HANDS OF ICELAND IS BY NO MEANS AGREEABLE
phonemes: ˌaʊɚ dˈɑːɹk, dˈiːp kˈeɪvz ʃˌʊd ɡˈɪv plˈeɪs tə tʃˈɑːɹmɪŋ ɡɹˈɑːɾoʊz kˈɑːɹpɪɾᵻd wɪð ɡˈɪldᵻd pˈɛbəlz ænd ˈæʒɚ ʃˈɛlz. ɪn wˈʌn ʌv ðiːz ɡɹˈɑːɾoʊz ʃˌʊd lˈɪv ɐ fˈeɪməs mɐdʒˈɪʃən, hˈɔːnəs ʌv θjˈuːl. fɔːɹ juː mˈʌst ˈoʊn ðætðə nˈeɪm hˈænz ʌv ˈaɪs lˈænd ɪz baɪ nˈoʊ mˈiːnz ɐɡɹˈiːəbəl.