text_original: Let us empty this jug, gentlemen, and I will tell you how it happens that after so brilliant a beginning I end my career so miserably. " In 1676, I was assistant to Ehum Stuald, the royal hangman at Copenhagen. At the time of Count Griffen  feld's sentence, my master falling ill, I was, thanks to my powerful patrons, selected to act in his place.
text_transcription: LET US EMPTY THIS JUG GENTLEMEN AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW IT HAPPENS THAT AFTER SO BRILLIANT A BEGINNING I END MY CAREER SO MISERABLY IN SIXTEEN SEVENTY SIX I WAS ASSISTANT TO RUM STUART THE ROYAL HANGMAN AT COPENHAGEN AT THE TIME OF COUNT GRIFFINFELD'S SENTENCE MY MASTER FALLING ILL I WAS THANKS TO MY POWERFUL PATRONS SELECTED TO ACT IN HIS PLACE
phonemes: lˈɛt ˌʌs ˈɛmpti ðɪs dʒˈʌɡ, dʒˈɛntəlmən, ænd aɪ wɪl tˈɛl juː hˌaʊ ɪt hˈæpənz ðæt ˈæftɚ sˌoʊ bɹˈɪliənt ɐ bɪɡˈɪnɪŋ aɪ ˈɛnd maɪ kɚɹˈɪɹ sˌoʊ mˈɪzɹəbli. " ɪn wˈʌn θˈaʊzənd sˈɪkshˈʌndɹɪd sˈɛvənti sˈɪks, aɪ wʌz ɐsˈɪstənt tʊ ˈɛhəm stˈuːəld, ðə ɹˈɔɪəl hˈæŋmən æt kˌoʊpənhˈeɪɡən. æt ðə tˈaɪm ʌv kˈaʊnt ɡɹˈɪfən fˈɛldz sˈɛntəns, maɪ mˈæstɚ fˈɔːlɪŋ ˈɪl, aɪ wʌz, θˈæŋks tə maɪ pˈaʊɚfəl pˈeɪtɹənz, sᵻlˈɛktᵻd tʊ ˈækt ɪn hɪz plˈeɪs.