text_original: I have said myself somewhere, I do not know with what correctness (for definitions never are complete), that humor is wit and love; I am sure, at any rate, that the best humor is that which contains most humanity, that which is flavored throughout with tenderness and kind  ness.
text_transcription: I HAVE SAID MYSELF SOMEWHERE I DO NOT KNOW WITH WHAT CORRECTNESS FOR DEFINITIONS NEVER ARE COMPLETE THAT HUMOR IS WIT AND LOVE I AM SURE AT ANY RATE THAT THE BEST HUMOUR IS THAT WHICH CONTAINS MOST HUMANITY THAT WHICH IS FLAVOURED THROUGHOUT WITH TENDERNESS AND KINDNESS
phonemes: aɪ hæv sˈɛd maɪsˈɛlf sˈʌmwɛɹ, aɪ duːnˌɑːt nˈoʊ wɪð wʌt kɚɹˈɛktnəs (fɔːɹ dˌɛfɪnˈɪʃənz nˈɛvɚɹ ɑːɹ kəmplˈiːt), ðæt hjˈuːmɚɹ ɪz wˈɪt ænd lˈʌv; aɪɐm ʃˈʊɹ, æɾ ˌɛni ɹˈeɪt, ðætðə bˈɛst hjˈuːmɚɹ ɪz ðæt wˌɪtʃ kəntˈeɪnz mˈoʊst hjuːmˈænᵻɾi, ðæt wˌɪtʃ ɪz flˈeɪvɚd θɹuːˈaʊt wɪð tˈɛndɚnəs ænd kˈaɪnd nˈɛs.