text_original: " And what if I would ? " replied the keeper of the Splad  gest. "Does n't our gracious king and master, Christian V., — may Saint Hospitius bless him ! — declare himself the natural guardian of all miners, so that when they die lie may enrich his royal treasury with their paltry leavings
text_transcription: AND WHAT IF I WOULD REPLIED THE KEEPER OF THE SPLAGEST DOESN'T THOU A GRACIOUS KING AND MASTER CHRISTIAN THE FIFTH MAY SAINT AUSPICIOUS BLESS HIM AND DECLARE HIMSELF THE NATURAL GUARDIAN OF ALL MINORS SO THAT WHEN THEY DIE HE MAY ENRICH HIS ROYAL TREASURY WITH THEIR PALTRY LEAVINGS
phonemes: " ænd wʌt ɪf aɪ wˈʊd ? " ɹᵻplˈaɪd ðə kˈiːpɚɹ ʌvðə splˈæd dʒˈɛst. "dˈʌz ˈɛnt ˌaʊɚ ɡɹˈeɪʃəs kˈɪŋ ænd mˈæstɚ, kɹˈɪstʃən vˈiː., — mˈeɪ sˈeɪnt həspˈɪʃəs blˈɛs hˌɪm ! — dᵻklˈɛɹ hɪmsˈɛlf ðə nˈætʃɚɹəl ɡˈɑːɹdiən ʌv ˈɔːl mˈaɪnɚz, sˌoʊ ðæt wɛn ðeɪ dˈaɪ lˈaɪ mˈeɪ ɛnɹˈɪtʃ hɪz ɹˈɔɪəl tɹˈɛʒɚɹi wɪð ðɛɹ pˈɔːltɹi lˈiːvɪŋz