text_original: Finn had one fut in the Big Sound, an' so he made the Channel between the Calf and Kitterland, and the other in the Little Sound, an' so he made the narrow Channel between Kitterland and the islan'. The Buggane was standin' at Port Iern  that's what made the fine big openin' at Port Iern. The rocks were all broken to pieces with their feet. But, anyway, the Buggane came off victorious and slashed Finn awful, so he had to run to Ireland.
text_transcription: FINN HAD ONE FOOT IN THE BIG SOUND AND SO HE MADE THE CHANNEL BETWEEN THE CALF AND KITTERLAND AND THE OTHER IN THE LITTLE SOUND AND SO HE MADE THE NARROW CHANNEL BETWEEN KITTERLAND AND THE ISLAND THE BOGGAIN WAS STANDING AT PORT ION THAT'S WHAT MADE THE FINE BIG OPENING AT PORT EAR THE ROCKS WERE ALL BROKEN TO PIECES WITH THEIR FEET BUT ANYWAY THE BUGAIN CAME OFF VICTORIOUS AND SLASHED FIN AWFUL SO HE HAD TO RUN TO IRELAND
phonemes: fˈɪn hæd wˈʌn fˈʌt ɪnðə bˈɪɡ sˈaʊnd, æn sˌoʊ hiː mˌeɪd ðə tʃˈænəl bᵻtwˌiːn ðə kˈæf ænd kˈɪɾɚlənd, ænd ðɪ ˈʌðɚɹ ɪnðə lˈɪɾəl sˈaʊnd, æn sˌoʊ hiː mˌeɪd ðə nˈæɹoʊ tʃˈænəl bᵻtwˌiːn kˈɪɾɚlənd ænd ðɪ ˈɪslən. ðə bˈʌɡeɪn wʌz stˈændɪn æt pˈɔːɹt ˈɪɹn ðæts wʌt mˌeɪd ðə fˈaɪn bˈɪɡ oʊpənˈɪn æt pˈɔːɹt ˈɪɹn. ðə ɹˈɑːks wɜːɹ ˈɔːl bɹˈoʊkən tə pˈiːsᵻz wɪð ðɛɹ fˈiːt. bˌʌt, ˈɛnɪwˌeɪ, ðə bˈʌɡeɪn kˈeɪm ˈɔf vɪktˈɔːɹiəs ænd slˈæʃt fˈɪn ˈɔːfəl, sˌoʊ hiː hædtə ɹˈʌn tʊ ˈaɪɚlənd.