text_original: " Why, the famous Hans of Iceland ! " " Pooh ! I '11 wager that this great general does not know how to shoulder a musket or handle a carbine properly." Eandmer laughed.
text_transcription: WHY THE FAMOUS HANDS OF ICELAND POOH I'LL WAGER THAT THIS GREAT GENERAL DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SHOULDER MUSKET OR HANDLE A CARBINE PROPRILY RANDOM LAUGHED
phonemes: " wˈaɪ, ðə fˈeɪməs hˈænz ʌv ˈaɪslənd ! " " pˈuː ! aɪ ɪlˈɛvən wˈeɪdʒɚ ðæt ðɪs ɡɹˈeɪt dʒˈɛnɚɹəl dʌznˌɑːt nˈoʊ hˌaʊ tə ʃˈoʊldɚɹ ɐ mˈʌskɪt ɔːɹ hˈændəl ɐ kˈɑːɹbaɪn pɹˈɑːpɚli." ˈiːndmɚ lˈæft.