text_original: Come, here 's to the health and prosperity of Xychol Orugix, executioner royal that is to be ! 1 will confess, you old sinner, that I found it hard work to go to Xces village to hang a con  temptible clown for stealing cabbage and chicory.
text_transcription: COME HERE'S TO THE HEALTH AND PROSPERITY OF NICOLL OROJIC'S EXECUTIONER ROYAL THAT IS TO BE I WILL CONFESS YOU OLD SINNER THAT I FOUND IT HARD WORK TO GO TO NOAH'S VILLAGE TO HANG A CONTEMPTIBLE CLOWN FOR STEALING CABBAGE AND CHICKERY
phonemes: kˈʌm, hˈɪɹ ˈɛs tə ðə hˈɛlθ ænd pɹəspˈɛɹᵻɾi ʌv zˈaɪkɑːl ˈɔːɹuːdʒˌɪks, ˌɛksɪkjˈuːʃənɚ ɹˈɔɪəl ðæt ɪz tə bˈiː ! wˈʌn wɪl kənfˈɛs, juː ˈoʊld sˈɪnɚ, ðæt aɪ fˈaʊnd ɪt hˈɑːɹd wˈɜːk tə ɡˌoʊ tʊ ˈɛkssˈɛᵻz vˈɪlɪdʒ tə hˈæŋ ɐ kˈɑːn tˈɛmptᵻbəl klˈaʊn fɔːɹ stˈiːlɪŋ kˈæbɪdʒ ænd tʃˈɪkɚɹi.