text_original: Nothing would raise a laugh in the ranks, unless one of the sutler women should get an awkward tumble from her little Barbaiy horse, or a tin saucepan should happen to roll over the precipice and rebound from rock to rock.
text_transcription: NOTHING WOULD RAISE A LAUGH IN THE RANKS UNLESS ONE OF THE SUTLER WOMEN SHOULD GET AN AWKWARD TUMBLE FROM HER LITTLE BARBARY HORSE OR A TIN SAUCEPAN SHOULD HAPPEN TO ROLL OVER THE PRECIPICE AND REBOUND FROM ROCK TO ROCK
phonemes: nˈʌθɪŋ wʊd ɹˈeɪz ɐ lˈæf ɪnðə ɹˈæŋks, ʌnlˈɛs wˈʌn ʌvðə sˈʌtlɚ wˈɪmɪn ʃˌʊd ɡɛt ɐn ˈɔːkwɚd tˈʌmbəl fɹʌm hɜː lˈɪɾəl bˈɑːɹbeɪi hˈɔːɹs, ɔːɹ ɐ tˈɪn sˈɔːspən ʃˌʊd hˈæpən tə ɹˈoʊl ˌoʊvɚ ðə pɹˈɛsᵻpˌɪs ænd ɹᵻbˈaʊnd fɹʌm ɹˈɑːk tə ɹˈɑːk.