text_original: Vest for the middle is bad for the middle! Breeches for the breech is a curse for the breech! Cap for the head is injurious for the head! If thou own big Gordon farm, boy   If thine this little glen east, and thine this little glen west, Not thine the merry Glen of Rushen yet, boy!
text_transcription: VEST FOR THE MIDDLE IS BAD FOR THE MIDDLE BREECHES FOR THE BREECH IS A CURSE FOR THE BREECH CAP FOR THE HEAD IS INJURIOUS FOR THE HEAD IF THOU OWN BIG GOLDEN FARM BOY IF THINE THIS LITTLE GLEN EAST AND THINE THIS LITTLE GLEN WEST NOT THINE THE MERRY GLEN OF RUSSIAN YET BOY
phonemes: vˈɛst fɚðə mˈɪdəl ɪz bˈæd fɚðə mˈɪdəl! bɹˈiːtʃᵻz fɚðə bɹˈiːtʃ ɪz ɐ kˈɜːs fɚðə bɹˈiːtʃ! kˈæp fɚðə hˈɛd ɪz ɪndʒˈʊɹɹiəs fɚðə hˈɛd! ɪf ðˈaʊ ˈoʊn bˈɪɡ ɡˈɔːɹdən fˈɑːɹm, bˈɔɪ ɪf ðaɪn ðɪs lˈɪɾəl ɡlˈɛn ˈiːst, ænd ðaɪn ðɪs lˈɪɾəl ɡlˈɛn wˈɛst, nˌɑːt ðaɪn ðə mˈɛɹi ɡlˈɛn ʌv ɹˈʌʃən jˈɛt, bˈɔɪ!