text_original: " Oh, how our good Lory swallows your stories ! That 's right ; keep up a sober face, Bollar. You are wonderfully 33 G HANS OF ICELAND. amusing; but you don't tell us what this monster, this ogre, this vampire was, that carried off and ate up the lieu  tenant like a week old kid
text_transcription: O GOOD LORRY SWALLOWS YOUR STORIES THAT'S RIGHT KEEP UP A SOBER FACE BALLARD YOU ARE WONDERFULLY AMUSING BUT YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT THIS MONSTER THIS OGRE THIS VAMPIRE WAS THAT CARRIED OFF AND ATE UP TO LIEUTENANT LIKE A WEAK OLD KID
phonemes: " ˈoʊ, hˌaʊ ˌaʊɚ ɡˈʊd lˈɔːɹi swˈɔloʊz jʊɹ stˈɔːɹiz ! ðæt ˈɛs ɹˈaɪt ; kˈiːp ˌʌp ɐ sˈoʊbɚ fˈeɪs, bˈɑːlɚ. juː ɑːɹ wˈʌndɚfəli θˈɜːɾi θɹˈiː dʒˈiː hˈænz ʌv ˈaɪslənd. ɐmjˈuːzɪŋ; bˌʌt juː dˈoʊnt tˈɛl ˌʌs wʌt ðɪs mˈɔnstɚ, ðɪs ˈoʊɡɚ, ðɪs vˈæmpaɪɚ wʌz, ðæt kˈæɹid ˈɔf ænd ˈeɪt ˌʌp ðə lˈuː tˈɛnənt lˈaɪk ɐ wˈiːk ˈoʊld kˈɪd