text_original: 355 with all the flowers of the mountain dialect, — " you see that if I am late you should not blame me, and that it is impossible for the demon of Iceland, whom I left this morning with his bear wreaking their fury upon the corpses of my six poor friends on Walderhog heath, to be here now in the guise of a friend.
text_transcription: WITH ALL THE FLOWERS OF THE MOUNTAIN DIALECT YOU SEE THAT IF I AM LATE YOU SHOULD NOT BLAME ME AND THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE DEMON OF ICELAND WHOM I LEFT THIS MORNING WITH HIS BEAR WREAKING THEIR FURY UPON THE CORPSES OF MY SIX POOR FRIENDS ON WALDOCK HEATH TO BE HERE NOW IN THE GUISE OF A FRIEND
phonemes: θɹˈiːhˈʌndɹɪd fˈɪfti fˈaɪv wɪð ˈɔːl ðə flˈaʊɚz ʌvðə mˈaʊntɪn dˈaɪəlɛkt, — " juː sˈiː ðæt ɪf aɪɐm lˈeɪt juː ʃˌʊd nˌɑːt blˈeɪm mˌiː, ænd ðˌɐɾɪt ɪz ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl fɚðə dˈiːmən ʌv ˈaɪslənd, hˈuːm aɪ lˈɛft ðɪs mˈɔːɹnɪŋ wɪð hɪz bˈɛɹ ɹˈiːkɪŋ ðɛɹ fjˈʊɹɹi əpˌɑːn ðə kˈɔːɹpsᵻz ʌv maɪ sˈɪks pˈʊɹ fɹˈɛndz ˌɔn wˈɔldɚhˌɑːɡ hˈiːθ, təbi hˈɪɹ nˈaʊ ɪnðə ɡˈaɪz əvə fɹˈɛnd.