text_original: If he's notoriously bad, But for a day should change his ways, His parents will be all so glad, They'll shower him with gifts and praise! (It pays a connoisseur in crimes To be a perfect saint at times.)
text_transcription: IF HE IS NOTORIOUSLY BAD BUT FOR A DAY SHOULD CHANGE HIS WAYS HIS PARENTS WILL BE ALL SO GLAD THEY'LL SHOWER HIM WITH GIFTS AND PRAISE IT PAYS A CONNOISSEUR IN CRIMES TO BE A PERFECT SAINT AT TIMES
phonemes: ɪf hiːz noʊtˈɔːɹiəsli bˈæd, bˌʌt fɚɹə dˈeɪ ʃˌʊd tʃˈeɪndʒ hɪz wˈeɪz, hɪz pˈɛɹənts wɪl biː ˈɔːl sˌoʊ ɡlˈæd, ðeɪl ʃˈaʊɚ hˌɪm wɪð ɡˈɪfts ænd pɹˈeɪz! (ɪt pˈeɪz ɐ kˌɑːnəsˈʊɹ ɪn kɹˈaɪmz təbi ɐ pˈɜːfɛkt sˈeɪnt æt tˈaɪmz.)