text_original: _") 'Tis a mistake to eat too much Of any dishes but the best; And you, of course, should never touch A thing you _know_ you can't digest; For instance, lobster;  if you _do_, Well,  I'm amayonnaised at you!
text_transcription: S TIS A MISTAKE TO EAT TOO MUCH OF ANY DISHES BUT THE BEST AND YOU OF COURSE SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A THING YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DIGEST FOR INSTANCE LOBSTER IF YOU DO WELL I'M A MAYONIST AT YOU
phonemes: ") tˈɪz ɐ mɪstˈeɪk tʊ ˈiːt tˈuː mʌtʃ ʌv ˌɛni dˈɪʃᵻz bˌʌt ðə bˈɛst; ænd juː, ʌv kˈɔːɹs, ʃˌʊd nˈɛvɚ tˈʌtʃ ɐ θˈɪŋ juː nˈoʊ juː kˈænt daɪdʒˈɛst; fɔːɹ ˈɪnstəns, lˈɑːbstɚ;  ɪf juː dˈuː, wˈɛl,  aɪm ˌæmeɪənˈeɪzd æt juː!