text_original: But I'll tell you about Aunt Pam  her name is Pamela, I think, but we call her Pam for short. She wasn't ever married, though I guess she's old enough. Somebody once said Aunt Pam was an old maid; but that can't be, for old maids are always cranky, and get out of bed backward every morning.
text_transcription: BUT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT AUNT PAM HER NAME IS PAMELA I THINK BUT WE CALL HER PAM FOR SHORT SHE WASN'T EVER MARRIED THOUGH I GUESS SHE'S OLD ENOUGH SOMEBODY ONCE SAID AUNT PAM WAS AN OLD MAID BUT THAT CAN'T BE FOR OLD MAIDS ARE ALWAYS CRANKY AND GET OUT OF BED BACKWARD EVERY MORNING
phonemes: bˌʌt aɪl tˈɛl juː ɐbˌaʊt ˈænt pˈæm hɜː nˈeɪm ɪz pˈæmələ, aɪ θˈɪŋk, bˌʌt wiː kˈɔːl hɜː pˈæm fɔːɹ ʃˈɔːɹt. ʃiː wˈʌzn̩t ˈɛvɚ mˈæɹid, ðˌoʊ aɪ ɡˈɛs ʃiːz ˈoʊld ɪnˈʌf. sˈʌmbɑːdi wˈʌns sˈɛd ˈænt pˈæm wʌz ɐn ˈoʊld mˈeɪd; bˌʌt ðæt kˈænt bˈiː, fɔːɹ ˈoʊld mˈeɪdz ɑːɹ ˈɔːlweɪz kɹˈæŋki, ænd ɡɛt ˌaʊɾəv bˈɛd bˈækwɚd ˈɛvɹi mˈɔːɹnɪŋ.