text_original: Share the Experience I have had, Consider all I've known and seen, And Don't be Good, and Don't be Bad, But cultivate a Golden Mean. * * * * * What makes Existence _really_ nice Is Virtue  with a dash of Vice.
text_transcription: SHARE THE EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD CONSIDER ALL I'VE KNOWN AND SEEN AND DON'T BE GOOD AND DON'T BE BAD BUT CULTIVATE A GOLDEN MIEN WHAT MAKES EXISTENCE REALLY NICE IS VIRTUE WITH A DASH OF VICE
phonemes: ʃˈɛɹ ðɪ ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns aɪ hˈæv hˌæd, kənsˈɪdɚɹ ˈɔːl aɪv nˈoʊn ænd sˈiːn, ænd dˈoʊnt biː ɡˈʊd, ænd dˈoʊnt biː bˈæd, bˌʌt kˈʌltᵻvˌeɪt ɐ ɡˈoʊldən mˈiːn. ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk wʌt mˌeɪks ɛɡzˈɪstəns ɹˈiəli nˈaɪs ɪz vˈɜːtʃuː wɪð ɐ dˈæʃ ʌv vˈaɪs.