text_original: And, if that was the case, by whom ? and how ? A brief inspection was enough to show that the thing was more like one of those masks which boys wear on Guy Fawkes' day than anything else. It was just as ridiculous, and just as much like anything in heaven or earth.
text_transcription: AND IF THAT WAS THE CASE BY WHOM AND HOW A BRIEF INSPECTION WAS ENOUGH TO SHOW THAT THE THING WAS MORE LIKE ONE OF THOSE MASKS WHICH BOYS WEAR ON GUY FOGG'S DAY THAN ANYTHING ELSE IT WAS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AND JUST AS MUCH LIKE ANYTHING IN HEAVEN OR EARTH
phonemes: ænd, ɪf ðæt wʌzðə kˈeɪs, baɪ hˈuːm ? ænd hˈaʊ ? ɐ bɹˈiːf ɪnspˈɛkʃən wʌz ɪnˈʌf tə ʃˈoʊ ðætðə θˈɪŋ wʌz mˈɔːɹ lˈaɪk wˈʌn ʌv ðoʊz mˈæsks wˌɪtʃ bˈɔɪz wˈɛɹ ˌɔn ɡˈaɪ fˈɔːks dˈeɪ ðɐn ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ˈɛls. ɪt wʌz dʒˈʌst æz ɹɪdˈɪkjʊləs, ænd dʒˈʌst æz mˈʌtʃ lˈaɪk ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ ɪn hˈɛvən ɔːɹ ˈɜːθ.