text_original: Naturally, a fish never weeps, because it would be a silly thing to do. Surrounded by water as he is, a fish could never see his own tears. And so all the weeping he might do would be merely wasted.
text_transcription: NATURALLY A FISH NEVER WEEPS BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A SILLY THING TO DO SURROUNDED BY WATER AS HE IS A FISH COULD NEVER SEE HIS OWN TEARS AND SO ALL THE WEEPING HE MIGHT DO WOULD BE MERELY WASTED
phonemes: nˈætʃɚɹəli, ɐ fˈɪʃ nˈɛvɚ wˈiːps, bɪkˈʌz ɪt wʊd biː ɐ sˈɪli θˈɪŋ tə dˈuː. sɚɹˈaʊndᵻd baɪ wˈɔːɾɚɹ æz hiː ɪz, ɐ fˈɪʃ kʊd nˈɛvɚ sˈiː hɪz ˈoʊn tˈɪɹz. ænd sˌoʊ ˈɔːl ðə wˈiːpɪŋ hiː mˌaɪt dˈuː wʊd biː mˈɪɹli wˈeɪstᵻd.