text_original: And it is always just the same; He somehow manages to win, By mere good fortune, any game That he may be competing in. At Golf no bunker breaks his club, For him the green provides no "rub."
text_transcription: AND IT IS ALWAYS JUST THE SAME HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO WIN BY MERE GOOD FORTUNE ANY GAME THAT HE MAY BE COMPETING IN AT GOLF NO BUNKER BREAKS HIS CLUB FOR HIM THE GREEN PROVIDES NO RUB
phonemes: ænd ɪɾ ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz dʒˈʌst ðə sˈeɪm; hiː sˈʌmhaʊ mˈænɪdʒᵻz tə wˈɪn, baɪ mˈɪɹ ɡˈʊd fˈɔːɹtʃʊn, ˌɛni ɡˈeɪm ðæt hiː mˈeɪ biː kəmpˈiːɾɪŋ ˈɪn. æt ɡˈɑːlf nˈoʊ bˈʌŋkɚ bɹˈeɪks hɪz klˈʌb, fɔːɹ hˌɪm ðə ɡɹˈiːn pɹəvˈaɪdz nˈoʊ "ɹˈʌb."