text_original: Surely, thought I to myself when I received it, this is as good as poetry!
text_transcription: SURELY THOUGHT I TO MYSELF WHEN I RECEIVED IT THIS IS AS GOOD AS POETRY
phonemes: ʃˈʊɹli, θˈɔːt aɪ tə maɪsˈɛlf wɛn aɪ ɹᵻsˈiːvd ɪt, ðɪs ɪz æz ɡˈʊd æz pˈoʊɪtɹi!