text_original: I dropped it, to rub my eye. " Clever, aren't you ? Just the helpful sort of person one likes to be able to count upon when one is in a bit of a hole. Try again ; if at first you don't succeed, perhaps you will next time."
text_transcription: I DROPPED IT TO RUB MY EYE CLEVER AREN'T YOU JUST THE HELPFUL SORT OF PERSON ONE LIKES TO BE ABLE TO COUNT UPON WHEN ONE IS IN A BIT OF A HOLE TRY AGAIN IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED PERHAPS YOU WILL NEXT TIME
phonemes: aɪ dɹˈɑːpt ɪt, tə ɹˈʌb maɪ ˈaɪ. " klˈɛvɚ, ˈɑːɹnt juː ? dʒˈʌst ðə hˈɛlpfəl sˈɔːɹt ʌv pˈɜːsən wˈʌn lˈaɪks təbi ˈeɪbəl tə kˈaʊnt əpˌɑːn wɛn wˈʌn ɪz ɪn ɐ bˈɪt əvə hˈoʊl. tɹˈaɪ ɐɡˈɛn ; ɪf æt fˈɜːst juː dˈoʊnt səksˈiːd, pɚhˈæps juː wɪl nˈɛkst tˈaɪm."