text_original: And this I'm sure of, more or less, And trust that you will all agree, The Elements of Happiness Consist in being  just like Me; No sinner, nor a saint perhaps, But  well, the very best of chaps.
text_transcription: AND THIS I'M SURE OF MORE OR LESS AND TRUST THAT YOU WILL ALL AGREE THE ELEMENTS OF HAPPINESS CONSIST IN BEING JUST LIKE ME NO SINNER NOR A SAINT PERHAPS BUT WELL THE VERY BEST OF CHAPS
phonemes: ænd ðɪs aɪm ʃˈʊɹ ʌv, mˈɔːɹ ɔːɹ lˈɛs, ænd tɹˈʌst ðæt juː wɪl ˈɔːl ɐɡɹˈiː, ðɪ ˈɛlɪmənts ʌv hˈæpɪnəs kənsˈɪst ɪn bˌiːɪŋ dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk mˌiː; nˈoʊ sˈɪnɚ, nˈɔːɹ ɐ sˈeɪnt pɚhˈæps, bˌʌt wˈɛl, ðə vˈɛɹi bˈɛst ʌv tʃˈæps.