text_original: And it is always just the same; He somehow manages to win, By mere good fortune, any game That he may be competing in. At Golf no bunker breaks his club, For him the green provides no "rub." At Billiards, too, he flukes away (With quite unnecessary "side"); No matter what he tries to play, For him the pockets open wide; He never finds both balls in baulk, Or makes miss cues for want of chalk.
text_transcription: AND IT IS ALWAYS JUST THE SAME HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO WIN BY MERE GOOD FORTUNE ANY GAME THAT HE MAY BE COMPETING IN AT GOLF NO BUNKER BREAKS HIS CLUB FOR HIM THE GREEN PROVIDES NO RUB AT BILLIARDS TOO HE FLUKES AWAY WITH QUITE UNNECESSARY SIDE NO MATTER WHAT HE TRIES TO PLAY FOR HIM THE POCKETS OPEN WIDE HE NEVER FINDS BOTH BALLS IN BOG OR MAKES MISKEWS FOR WANT OF CHALK
phonemes: ænd ɪɾ ɪz ˈɔːlweɪz dʒˈʌst ðə sˈeɪm; hiː sˈʌmhaʊ mˈænɪdʒᵻz tə wˈɪn, baɪ mˈɪɹ ɡˈʊd fˈɔːɹtʃʊn, ˌɛni ɡˈeɪm ðæt hiː mˈeɪ biː kəmpˈiːɾɪŋ ˈɪn. æt ɡˈɑːlf nˈoʊ bˈʌŋkɚ bɹˈeɪks hɪz klˈʌb, fɔːɹ hˌɪm ðə ɡɹˈiːn pɹəvˈaɪdz nˈoʊ "ɹˈʌb." æt bˈɪlɪɚdz, tˈuː, hiː flˈuːks ɐwˈeɪ (wɪð kwˈaɪt ʌnnˈɛsᵻsɚɹi "sˈaɪd"); nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚ wʌt hiː tɹˈaɪz tə plˈeɪ, fɔːɹ hˌɪm ðə pˈɑːkɪts ˈoʊpən wˈaɪd; hiː nˈɛvɚ fˈaɪndz bˈoʊθ bˈɔːlz ɪn bˈɔːk, ɔːɹ mˌeɪks mˈɪs kjˈuːz fɔːɹ wˈɔnt ʌv tʃˈɔːk.