text_original: Things were not lastly as firstly well With us twain, you tell? But all's closed now, despite Time's derision.
text_transcription: THINGS WERE NOT LASTLY AS FIRSTLY WELL WITH US TWAIN YOU TELL BUT ALL'S CLOSED NOW DESPITE TIME'S DERISION
phonemes: θˈɪŋz wɜː nˌɑːt lˈæstli æz fˈɜːstli wˈɛl wɪð ˌʌs twˈeɪn, juː tˈɛl? bˌʌt ˈɔːlz klˈoʊzd nˈaʊ, dᵻspˈaɪt tˈaɪmz dᵻɹˈɪʒən.