text_original: But I'm not quite so simple as I look. When sfce went I ekpect you fell asleep, though why you didn't wake me up, and help chivy her downstairs, is more than I can understand.
text_transcription: BUT I'M NOT QUITE SO SIMPLE AS I LOOK WHEN SHE WENT I EXPECT YOU FELL ASLEEP THOUGH WHY YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AND HELP CHIVY HER DOWN STAIRS IS MORE THAN I CAN UNDERSTAND
phonemes: bˌʌt aɪm nˌɑːt kwˈaɪt sˌoʊ sˈɪmpəl æz aɪ lˈʊk. wˌɛn ˌɛsˌɛfsˌiːˈiː wɛnt aɪ ˈɛkpɛkt juː fˈɛl ɐslˈiːp, ðˌoʊ wˌaɪ juː dˈɪdnt wˈeɪk mˌiː ˈʌp, ænd hˈɛlp tʃˈaɪvi hɜː dˈaʊnstɛɹz, ɪz mˈɔːɹ ðɐn aɪ kæn ˌʌndɚstˈænd.