text_original: " Half a duck, half a duck, Guests do not shirk ye ; Eat, 'tis the Christmas luck, Eat a whole turkey !" Little thought they of pain, Filled they the plate again. Why would ye not refrain ? On to death, onward
text_transcription: HALF A DUCK HALF A DUCK GUESTS DO NOT SHIRK YE EAT THIS THE CHRISTMAS LUCK EAT THE WHOLE TURKEY LITTLE THOUGHT THEY OF PAIN FILLED THEY THE PLATE AGAIN WHY WOULD YE NOT REFRAIN ON TO DEATH ONWARD
phonemes: " hˈæf ɐ dˈʌk, hˈæf ɐ dˈʌk, ɡˈɛsts duːnˌɑːt ʃˈɜːk jˈiː ; ˈiːt, tˈɪz ðə kɹˈɪsməs lˈʌk, ˈiːt ɐ hˈoʊl tˈɜːki !" lˈɪɾəl θˈɔːt ðeɪ ʌv pˈeɪn, fˈɪld ðeɪ ðə plˈeɪt ɐɡˈɛn. wˌaɪ wʊd jiː nˌɑːt ɹᵻfɹˈeɪn ? ˌɔn tə dˈɛθ, ˈɑːnwɚd