text_original: Jolly Robin couldn't help laughing, the sight struck him as being such an odd one. "It's a wonder  " he remarked  "it's a wonder your wife doesn't bury her eggs in the sand beside the creek, like old Mrs. Turtle." "I'd thank you," said the Hermit, stiffly, "not to say such things about my wife." And though he spoke politely enough, his manner was quite cold. It was clear that he felt terribly insulted.
text_transcription: JOLLY ROBIN COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING THE SIGHT STRUCK HIM AS BEING SUCH AN ODD ONE IT'S A WONDER HE REMARKED IT'S A WONDER YOUR WIFE DOESN'T BURY HER EGGS IN THE SAND BESIDE THE CREEK LIKE OLD MISSUS TURTLE I THANK YOU SAID THE HERMIT STIFFLY NOT TO SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY WIFE AND THOUGH HE SPOKE POLITELY ENOUGH HIS MANNER WAS QUITE COLD IT WAS CLEAR THAT HE FELT TERRIBLY INSULTED
phonemes: dʒˈɑːli ɹˈɑːbɪn kˌʊdənt hˈɛlp lˈæfɪŋ, ðə sˈaɪt stɹˈʌk hˌɪm æz bˌiːɪŋ sˈʌtʃ ɐn ˈɑːd wˌʌn. "ɪts ɐ wˈʌndɚ  " hiː ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt  "ɪts ɐ wˈʌndɚ jʊɹ wˈaɪf dˈʌzənt bˈɛɹi hɜːɹ ˈɛɡz ɪnðə sˈænd bᵻsˌaɪd ðə kɹˈiːk, lˈaɪk ˈoʊld mˈɪsɪz. tˈɜːɾəl." "aɪd θˈæŋk juː," sˈɛd ðə hˈɜːmɪt, stˈɪfli, "nˌɑːt tə sˈeɪ sˈʌtʃ θˈɪŋz ɐbˌaʊt maɪ wˈaɪf." ænd ðˌoʊ hiː spˈoʊk pəlˈaɪtli ɪnˈʌf, hɪz mˈænɚ wʌz kwˈaɪt kˈoʊld. ɪt wʌz klˈɪɹ ðæt hiː fˈɛlt tˈɛɹᵻbli ɪnsˈʌltᵻd.