text_original: He must not answer back, oh no! However rude grown ups may be, But keep politely silent, tho' He brim with scathing repartee; For nothing is considered worse Than scoring off Mamma or Nurse. He must not eat too much at meals, Nor scatter crumbs upon the floor; However vacuous he feels, He may not pass his plate for more;   Not tho' his ev'ry organ ache For further slabs of Christmas cake.
text_transcription: HE MUST NOT ANSWER BACK OH NO HOWEVER RUDE GROWN UPS MAY BE BUT KEEP POLITELY SILENT THOUGH HE BRIM WITH SCATHING REPARTEE FOR NOTHING IS CONSIDERED WORSE THAN SCORING OFF MAMMA OR NURSE HE MUST NOT EAT TOO MUCH AT MEALS NOR SCATTER CRUMBS UPON THE FLOOR HOWEVER VACUOUS HE FEELS HE MAY NOT PASS HIS PLATE FOR MORE NOT THOUGH HIS EVERY ORGAN ACHE FOR FURTHER SLABS OF CHRISTMAS CAKE
phonemes: hiː mˈʌst nˌɑːt ˈænsɚ bˈæk, ˈoʊ nˈoʊ! haʊˈɛvɚ ɹˈuːd ɡɹˈoʊn ˌʌps mˈeɪ bˈiː, bˌʌt kˈiːp pəlˈaɪtli sˈaɪlənt, ðˈoʊ hiː bɹˈɪm wɪð skˈeɪðɪŋ ɹˌɛpɑːɹtˈeɪ; fɔːɹ nˈʌθɪŋ ɪz kənsˈɪdɚd wˈɜːs ðɐn skˈɔːɹɪŋ ˈɔf mˈæmə ɔːɹ nˈɜːs. hiː mˈʌst nˌɑːt ˈiːt tˈuː mʌtʃ æt mˈiːlz, nˈɔːɹ skˈæɾɚ kɹˈʌmz əpˌɑːn ðə flˈɔːɹ; haʊˈɛvɚ vˈækjuːəs hiː fˈiːlz, hiː mˈeɪ nˌɑːt pˈæs hɪz plˈeɪt fɔːɹ mˈɔːɹ;   nˌɑːt ðˈoʊ hɪz ˈɛvɹi ˈɔːɹɡən ˈeɪk fɔːɹ fˈɜːðɚ slˈæbz ʌv kɹˈɪsməs kˈeɪk.