text_original: He was inclined to be suspicious, because he always disliked having tricks played upon him. "I've heard of  and seen  a two headed calf," he remarked. "But a four armed man is a little too much for me to believe in, unless I behold him with my own eyes."
text_transcription: HE WAS INCLINED TO BE SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE HE ALWAYS DISLIKED HAVING TRICKS PLAYED UPON HIM I'VE HEARD OF AND SEEN A TWO HEADED CALF HE REMARKED BUT A FOUR ARMED MAN IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BELIEVE IN UNLESS I BEHOLD HIM WITH MY OWN EYES
phonemes: hiː wʌz ɪŋklˈaɪnd təbi səspˈɪʃəs, bɪkˈʌz hiː ˈɔːlweɪz dɪslˈaɪkt hˌævɪŋ tɹˈɪks plˈeɪd əpˌɑːn hˌɪm. "aɪv hˈɜːd ʌv ænd sˈiːn ɐ tˈuː hˈɛdᵻd kˈæf," hiː ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkt. "bˌʌt ɐ fˈɔːɹ ˈɑːɹmd mˈæn ɪz ɐ lˈɪɾəl tˈuː mʌtʃ fɔːɹ mˌiː tə bᵻlˈiːv ˈɪn, ʌnlˈɛs aɪ bᵻhˈoʊld hˌɪm wɪð maɪ ˈoʊn ˈaɪz."