text_original: You can give a bad name to a Dog, And hang him by way of excuse; Whereas Hunger, of course, Is by far the Best Sauce For the Gander as well as the Goose. (But you shouldn't judge anyone just by his looks, For a Surfeit of Broth ruins too many Cooks.)
text_transcription: YOU CAN GIVE A BAD NAME TO A DOG AND HANG HIM BY WAY OF EXCUSE WHEREAS HUNGER OF COURSE IS BY FAR THE BEST SAUCE FOR THE GANDER AS WELL AS THE GOOSE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE ANY ONE JUST BY HIS LOOKS FOR A SURFEIT OF BROTH RUINS TOO MANY COOKS
phonemes: juː kæn ɡˈɪv ɐ bˈæd nˈeɪm tʊ ɐ dˈɑːɡ, ænd hˈæŋ hˌɪm baɪ wˈeɪ ʌv ɛkskjˈuːs; wˈɛɹæz hˈʌŋɡɚ, ʌv kˈɔːɹs, ɪz baɪ fˈɑːɹ ðə bˈɛst sˈɔːs fɚðə ɡˈændɚɹ æz wˈɛl æz ðə ɡˈuːs. (bˌʌt juː ʃˌʊdənt dʒˈʌdʒ ˈɛnɪwˌʌn dʒˈʌst baɪ hɪz lˈʊks, fɚɹə sˈɜːfɪt ʌv bɹˈɑːθ ɹˈuːɪnz tˈuː mɛni kˈʊks.)