text_original: "Because I saw how your wits reeled and how you staggered; and you all began doing what you will not let us children do  you talked at the top of your voices, and none of you understood a single word the others said, and then you began singing in a way to make us laugh, and though you would not listen to the singer you swore that it was right nobly sung, and then each of you boasted of his own strength, and yet as soon as you got up to dance, so far from keeping time to the measure, you could barely keep your legs.
text_transcription: BECAUSE I SAW HOW YOUR WITS REELED AND HOW YOU STAGGERED AND YOU ALL BEGAN DOING WHAT YOU WILL NOT LET US CHILDREN DO YOU TALKED AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICES AND NONE OF YOU UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD THE OTHERS SAID AND THEN YOU BEGAN SINGING IN A WAY TO MAKE US LAUGH AND THOUGH YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN TO THE SINGER YOU SWORE THAT IT WAS RIGHT NOBLY SUNG AND THEN EACH OF YOU BOASTED OF HIS OWN STRENGTH AND YET AS SOON AS YOU GOT UP TO DANCE SO FAR FROM KEEPING TIME TO THE MEASURE YOU COULD BARELY KEEP YOUR LEGS
phonemes: "bɪkˈʌz aɪ sˈɔː hˌaʊ jʊɹ wˈɪts ɹˈiːld ænd hˌaʊ juː stˈæɡɚd; ænd juː ˈɔːl bɪɡˈæn dˌuːɪŋ wʌt juː wɪl nˌɑːt lˈɛt ˌʌs tʃˈɪldɹən dˈuː juː tˈɔːkt æt ðə tˈɑːp ʌv jʊɹ vˈɔɪsᵻz, ænd nˈʌn ʌv juː ˌʌndɚstˈʊd ɐ sˈɪŋɡəl wˈɜːd ðɪ ˈʌðɚz sˈɛd, ænd ðˈɛn juː bɪɡˈæn sˈɪŋɪŋ ɪn ɐ wˈeɪ tə mˌeɪk ˌʌs lˈæf, ænd ðˌoʊ juː wʊd nˌɑːt lˈɪsən tə ðə sˈɪŋɚ juː swˈɔːɹ ðˌɐɾɪt wʌz ɹˈaɪt nˈoʊbli sˈʌŋ, ænd ðˈɛn ˈiːtʃ əv juː bˈoʊstᵻd ʌv hɪz ˈoʊn stɹˈɛŋθ, ænd jˈɛt æz sˈuːn æz juː ɡɑːt ˌʌp tə dˈæns, sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ fɹʌm kˈiːpɪŋ tˈaɪm tə ðə mˈɛʒɚ, juː kʊd bˈɛɹli kˈiːp jʊɹ lˈɛɡz.