text_original: My name is Tom Barnes, and I live on the other side of the river, just far enough from New York to go there once in a while with pa to a show. That's all the city's good for, anyway. We can't get up shows here very well; but when it comes to other fun, we can beat you city folks all hollow.
text_transcription: MY NAME IS TOM BARNES AND I LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER JUST FAR ENOUGH FROM NEW YORK TO GO THERE ONCE IN A WHILE WITH PA TO A SHOW THAT'S ALL THE CITY'S GOOD FOR ANYWAY WE CAN'T GET UP SHOWS HERE VERY WELL BUT WHEN IT COMES TO OTHER FUN WE CAN BEAT YOU CITY FOLKS ALL HOLLOW
phonemes: maɪ nˈeɪm ɪz tˈɑːm bˈɑːɹnz, ænd aɪ lˈɪv ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪd ʌvðə ɹˈɪvɚ, dʒˈʌst fˈɑːɹ ɪnˈʌf fɹʌm nˈuː jˈɔːɹk tə ɡˌoʊ ðɛɹ wˈʌns ɪn ɐ wˈaɪl wɪð pˈɑː tʊ ɐ ʃˈoʊ. ðæts ˈɔːl ðə sˈɪɾiz ɡˈʊd fɔːɹ, ˈɛnɪwˌeɪ. wiː kˈænt ɡɛt ˌʌp ʃˈoʊz hˈɪɹ vˈɛɹi wˈɛl; bˌʌt wɛn ɪt kˈʌmz tʊ ˈʌðɚ fˈʌn, wiː kæn bˈiːt juː sˈɪɾi fˈoʊks ˈɔːl hˈɑːloʊ.