text_original: Ah me! How sad it is to think He could have lived like me  or you! With practice and a taste for drink, Our joys he might have known, he too! And shared the pleasure _we_ have had In being gloriously bad!
text_transcription: AH ME HOW SAD IT IS TO THINK HE COULD HAVE LIVED LIKE ME OR YOU WITH PRACTISE AND THE TASTE FOR DRINK OUR JOYS HE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN HE TOO AND SHARED THE PLEASURE WE HAVE HAD IN BEING GLORIOUSLY BAD
phonemes: ˈɑː mˌiː! hˌaʊ sˈæd ɪɾ ɪz tə θˈɪŋk hiː kˌʊdɐv lˈɪvd lˈaɪk mˌiː ɔːɹ juː! wɪð pɹˈæktɪs ænd ɐ tˈeɪst fɔːɹ dɹˈɪŋk, ˌaʊɚ dʒˈɔɪz hiː mˌaɪthɐv nˈoʊn, hiː tˈuː! ænd ʃˈɛɹd ðə plˈɛʒɚ wiː hæv hæd ɪn bˌiːɪŋ ɡlˈɔːɹiəsli bˈæd!