text_original: If it's because they harbour cut  throats, it's just as well that we should know as soon as we conveniently can. So Fm off on a voyage of discovery. You can go to bed if you like."
text_transcription: IF IT'S BECAUSE THEY HARBOUR CUT THROATS IT'S JUST AS WELL THAT WE SHOULD KNOW AS SOON AS WE CONVENIENTLY CAN SO I'M OFF ON A VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY YOU CAN GO TO BED IF YOU LIKE
phonemes: ɪf ɪts bɪkˈʌz ðeɪ hˈɑːɹbɚ kˈʌt θɹˈoʊts, ɪts dʒˈʌst æz wˈɛl ðæt wiː ʃˌʊd nˈoʊ æz sˈuːn æz wiː kənvˈiːnɪəntli kˈæn. sˌoʊ ˌɛfˈɛm ˈɔf ˌɔn ɐ vˈɔɪɪdʒ ʌv dɪskˈʌvɚɹi. juː kæn ɡˌoʊ tə bˈɛd ɪf juː lˈaɪk."