text_original: He never reads a story book By Rider H. or Winston C., In vain upon his desk you'd look For tales by Richard Harding D.; Nor could you find upon his shelf The works of Rudyard  or myself!
text_transcription: HE NEVER READS A STORY BOOK BY WRITER H OR INSTANT C IN VAIN UPON HIS DESCUTE LOOK FOR TALES BY RICHARD HARDING D NOR COULD YOU FIND UPON HIS SHELF THE WORKS OF RODYARD OR MYSELF
phonemes: hiː nˈɛvɚ ɹˈiːdz ɐ stˈɔːɹi bˈʊk baɪ ɹˈaɪdɚɹ ˈeɪtʃ. ɔːɹ wˈɪnstən sˈiː., ɪn vˈeɪn əpˌɑːn hɪz dˈɛsk juːd lˈʊk fɔːɹ tˈeɪlz baɪ ɹˈɪtʃɚd hˈɑːɹdɪŋ dˈiː.; nˈɔːɹ kʊd juː fˈaɪnd əpˌɑːn hɪz ʃˈɛlf ðə wˈɜːks ʌv ɹˈʌdjɑːɹd ɔːɹ maɪsˈɛlf!