text_original: You may talk of your Landseers, and of your Coopers and your Wards, Why, hanging is too good for them, and yet here they are on cords!
text_transcription: YOU MAY TALK OF YOUR LANDSEERS AND OF YOUR COOPERS AND YOUR BOARDS WHY HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM AND YET HERE THEY ARE ON CORDS
phonemes: juː mˈeɪ tˈɔːk ʌv jʊɹ lˈændsiːɚz, ænd ʌv jʊɹ kˈuːpɚz ænd jʊɹ wˈɔːɹdz, wˈaɪ, hˈæŋɪŋ ɪz tˈuː ɡˈʊd fɔːɹ ðˌɛm, ænd jˈɛt hˈɪɹ ðeɪ ɑːɹ ˌɔn kˈɔːɹdz!