text_original: Perhaps he suspects that this poker is harder than his head ; and, between you, I, and the door post, I shouldn't be surprised if he finds he's right.
text_transcription: PERHAPS HE SUSPECTS THAT THIS POKER IS HARDER THAN HIS HEAD AND BETWEEN YOU I AND THE DOOR POST I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE FINDS HE'S RIGHT
phonemes: pɚhˈæps hiː səspˈɛkts ðæt ðɪs pˈoʊkɚɹ ɪz hˈɑːɹdɚ ðɐn hɪz hˈɛd ; ænd, bᵻtwˈiːn juː, ˈaɪ, ænd ðə dˈɔːɹ pˈoʊst, aɪ ʃˌʊdənt biː sɚpɹˈaɪzd ɪf hiː fˈaɪndz hiːz ɹˈaɪt.