text_original: It was a small, very slippery, wooden Windsor chair ; every time I tried to get into an easy position I began to slip off. I wondered more and more how I could ever have been so Quixotic as to have volunteered to become Pollie Blyth's companion.
text_transcription: IT WAS A SMALL VERY SLIPPERY WOODEN WINDSOR CHAIR EVERY TIME I TRIED TO GET INTO AN EASY POSITION I BEGAN TO SLIP OFF I WONDERED MORE AND MORE HOW I COULD EVER HAVE BEEN SO QUICKSOTIC AS TO HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO BECOME POLLY BLISS'S COMPANION
phonemes: ɪt wʌzɐ smˈɔːl, vˈɛɹi slˈɪpɚɹi, wˈʊdən wˈɪndsɚ tʃˈɛɹ ; ˈɛvɹi tˈaɪm aɪ tɹˈaɪd tə ɡɛt ˌɪntʊ ɐn ˈiːzi pəzˈɪʃən aɪ bɪɡˈæn tə slˈɪp ˈɔf. aɪ wˈʌndɚd mˈɔːɹ ænd mˈɔːɹ hˌaʊ aɪ kʊd ˈɛvɚ hɐvbɪn sˌoʊ kwɪksˈɑːɾɪk æz tə hæv vˌɑːləntˈɪɹd tə bɪkˌʌm pˈɑːli blˈɪθz kəmpˈæniən.