text_original: She whisked me off over the ocean, And had me presented at court, And got me all out of the notion That ranch life out west was my forte. Of course I have never repented   I'm not such a goose of a thing; But after I had consented To Joe  and he gave me the ring   I felt such a queer sensation.
text_transcription: SHE WHISKED ME OFF OVER THE OCEAN AND HAD ME PRESENTED AT COURT AND GOT ME ALL OUT OF THE NOTION THAT RANCH LIFE OUT WEST WAS MY FORT OF COURSE I HAVE NEVER REPENTED I'M NOT SUCH A GOOSE OF A THING BUT AFTER I HAD CONSENTED TO JOE AND HE GAVE ME THE RING I FELT SUCH A QUEER SENSATION
phonemes: ʃiː wˈɪskt mˌiː ˈɔf ˌoʊvɚ ðɪ ˈoʊʃən, ænd hæd mˌiː pɹɪzˈɛntᵻd æt kˈɔːɹt, ænd ɡɑːt mˌiː ˈɔːl ˌaʊɾəv ðə nˈoʊʃən ðæt ɹˈæntʃ lˈaɪf ˈaʊt wˈɛst wʌz maɪ fˈɔːɹɾeɪ. ʌv kˈɔːɹs aɪ hæv nˈɛvɚ ɹᵻpˈɛntᵻd aɪm nˌɑːt sˈʌtʃ ɐ ɡˈuːs əvə θˈɪŋ; bˌʌt ˈæftɚɹ aɪ hæd kənsˈɛntᵻd tə dʒˈoʊ ænd hiː ɡˈeɪv mˌiː ðə ɹˈɪŋ aɪ fˈɛlt sˈʌtʃ ɐ kwˈɪɹ sɛnsˈeɪʃən.