text_original: David has made a party up, to come and see his Cow If it only hung three days a week, for an example to the learners   Why can't it hang up, turn about, with that picture of Mr. Turner's? Or do you think from Mr. Etty you need apprehend a row, If now and then you cut him down to hang up David's Cow!
text_transcription: DAVID HAS MADE A PARTY UP TO COME AND SEE HIS COW IF IT ONLY HUNG THREE DAYS A WEEK FOR AN EXAMPLE TO THE LEARNERS WHY CAN IT HANG UP TURN ABOUT WITH THAT PICTURE OF MISTER TURNER'S WHAT DO YOU THINK FROM MISTER ETTY YOU NEED APPREHEND THE ROW IF NOW AND THEN YOU CUT HIM DOWN TO HANG UP DAVID'S COW
phonemes: dˈeɪvɪd hɐz mˌeɪd ɐ pˈɑːɹɾi ˈʌp, tə kˈʌm ænd sˈiː hɪz kˈaʊ ɪf ɪɾ ˈoʊnli hˈʌŋ θɹˈiː dˈeɪz ɐ wˈiːk, fɚɹən ɛɡzˈæmpəl tə ðə lˈɜːnɚz wˌaɪ kˈænt ɪt hˈæŋ ˈʌp, tˈɜːn ɐbˈaʊt, wɪð ðæt pˈɪktʃɚɹ ʌv mˈɪstɚ. tˈɜːnɚz? ɔːɹ dˈuː juː θˈɪŋk fɹʌm mˈɪstɚ. ˈɛɾi juː nˈiːd ˌæpɹihˈɛnd ɐ ɹˈoʊ, ɪf nˈaʊ ænd ðˈɛn juː kˈʌt hˌɪm dˌaʊn tə hˈæŋ ˌʌp dˈeɪvɪdz kˈaʊ!