text_original: Alas! And what a poor one as a rule! Be Virtuous and Life will pass Like one long term of Sunday School. (No prospect, truly, could one find More unalluring to the mind.)
text_transcription: ALAS AND WHAT A POOR ONE AS A RULE BE VIRTUES AND LIFE WILL PASS LIKE ONE LONG TERM OF SUNDAY SCHOOL NO PROSPECT TRULY COULD ONE FIND MORE UNALURING TO THE MIND
phonemes: ɐlˈæs! ænd wʌt ɐ pˈʊɹ wˈʌn æz ɐ ɹˈuːl! biː vˈɜːtʃuːəs ænd lˈaɪf wɪl pˈæs lˈaɪk wˈʌn lˈɔŋ tˈɜːm ʌv sˈʌndeɪ skˈuːl. (nˈoʊ pɹˈɑːspɛkt, tɹˈuːli, kʊd wˈʌn fˈaɪnd mˈɔːɹ ʌnɐlˈʊɹɹɪŋ tə ðə mˈaɪnd.)