text_original: Somebody once said Aunt Pam was an old maid; but that can't be, for old maids are always cranky, and get out of bed backward every morning.
text_transcription: SOMEBODY ONCE SAID AUNT PAM WAS AN OLD MAID BUT THAT CAN'T BE FOR OLD MAIDS ARE ALWAYS CRANKY AND GET OUT OF BED BACKWARD EVERY MORNING
phonemes: sˈʌmbɑːdi wˈʌns sˈɛd ˈænt pˈæm wʌz ɐn ˈoʊld mˈeɪd; bˌʌt ðæt kˈænt bˈiː, fɔːɹ ˈoʊld mˈeɪdz ɑːɹ ˈɔːlweɪz kɹˈæŋki, ænd ɡɛt ˌaʊɾəv bˈɛd bˈækwɚd ˈɛvɹi mˈɔːɹnɪŋ.