text_original: You have heard of the Punctual Bird, Who was First in presenting his Bill; But I pray you'll be firm, And remember the Worm Had to get up much earlier still; (So that, if you _can't_ rise in the morning, then Don't; And be certain that Where there's a Will there's a Won't.)
text_transcription: YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE PUNCTUAL BIRD WHO WAS FIRST IN PRESENTING HIS BILL BUT I PRAY YOU'LL BE FIRM AND REMEMBER THE WORM HAD TO GET UP MUCH EARLIER STILL SO THAT IF YOU CAN RISE IN THE MORNING THEN DON'T AND BE CERTAIN THAT WET AS A WILL THERE'S A WON'T
phonemes: juː hæv hˈɜːd ʌvðə pˈʌŋktʃuːəl bˈɜːd, hˌuː wʌz fˈɜːst ɪn pɹɪzˈɛntɪŋ hɪz bˈɪl; bˌʌt aɪ pɹˈeɪ juːl biː fˈɜːm, ænd ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ ðə wˈɜːm hædtə ɡɛt ˌʌp mˈʌtʃ ˈɜːlɪɚ stˈɪl; (sˌoʊ ðˈæt, ɪf juː kˈænt ɹˈaɪz ɪnðə mˈɔːɹnɪŋ, ðˈɛn dˈoʊnt; ænd biː sˈɜːʔn̩ ðæt wˌɛɹ ðɛɹz ɐ wɪl ðɛɹz ɐ wˈoʊnt.)