text_original: Of course there always lies the chance That he is charged with being ill, And all his innocent romance Is ruined by a rhubarb pill. (Alas! 'Tis not alone the Good That are so much misunderstood.) But, as a rule, when he behaves (Evincing no malarial signs), His friends are all his faithful slaves, Until he once again declines With easy conscience, more or less, To undiluted wickedness.
text_transcription: OF COURSE THERE ALWAYS LIES THE CHANCE THAT HE IS CHARGED WITH BEING ILL AND ALL HIS INNOCENT ROMANCE IS RUINED BY A RHUBARB PILL ALAS TIS NOT ALONE THE GOOD THAT ARE SO MUCH MISUNDERSTOOD BUT AS A RULE WHEN HE BEHAVES EVINCING NO MALARIAL SCIENCE HIS FRIENDS ARE ALL HIS FAITHFUL SLAVES UNTIL HE ONCE AGAIN DECLINES WITH EASY CONSCIENCE MORE OR LESS TO UNDILATED WICKEDNESS
phonemes: ʌv kˈɔːɹs ðɛɹ ˈɔːlweɪz lˈaɪz ðə tʃˈæns ðæt hiː ɪz tʃˈɑːɹdʒd wɪð bˌiːɪŋ ˈɪl, ænd ˈɔːl hɪz ˈɪnəsənt ɹoʊmˈæns ɪz ɹˈuːɪnd baɪ ɐ ɹˈuːbɑːɹb pˈɪl. (ɐlˈæs! tˈɪz nˌɑːt ɐlˈoʊn ðə ɡˈʊd ðæt ɑːɹ sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ mɪsˌʌndɚstˈʊd.) bˌʌt, æz ɐ ɹˈuːl, wˌɛn hiː bᵻhˈeɪvz (ᵻvˈɪnsɪŋ nˈoʊ mælˈɛɹɪəl sˈaɪnz), hɪz fɹˈɛndz ɑːɹ ˈɔːl hɪz fˈeɪθfəl slˈeɪvz, ʌntˈɪl hiː wˈʌns ɐɡˈɛn dᵻklˈaɪnz wɪð ˈiːzi kˈɑːnʃəns, mˈɔːɹ ɔːɹ lˈɛs, tʊ ʌndaɪlˈuːɾᵻd wˈɪkᵻdnəs.