text_original: Now Aunt Pam was never cranky in her life; and I know she gets out of bed like everybody else, for I've slept with her many a time. And nobody in their senses would call Aunt Pam old, and you'd better believe she's jolly. The house ain't anything without Aunt Pam.
text_transcription: NOW AUNT PAM WAS NEVER CRANKY IN HER LIFE AND I KNOW SHE GETS OUT OF BED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE FOR I'VE SLEPT WITH HER MANY A TIME AND NOBODY IN THEIR SENSES WILL CALL AUNT PAM OLD AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHE'S JOLLY THE HOUSE AIN'T ANYTHING WITHOUT AUNT PAM
phonemes: nˈaʊ ˈænt pˈæm wʌz nˈɛvɚ kɹˈæŋki ɪn hɜː lˈaɪf; ænd aɪ nˈoʊ ʃiː ɡˈɛts ˌaʊɾəv bˈɛd lˈaɪk ˈɛvɹɪbˌɑːdi ˈɛls, fɔːɹ aɪv slˈɛpt wɪð hɜː mˈɛni ɐ tˈaɪm. ænd nˈoʊbɑːdi ɪn ðɛɹ sˈɛnsᵻz wʊd kˈɔːl ˈænt pˈæm ˈoʊld, ænd juːd bˈɛɾɚ bᵻlˈiːv ʃiːz dʒˈɑːli. ðə hˈaʊs ˈeɪnt ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ wɪðˌaʊt ˈænt pˈæm.