text_original: "Did any one ever see such a piece of stupidity?" thought Master Pfriem; but he said nothing, and seemed satisfied with it. "It comes to the same thing after all, whichever way they carry the beam, straight or crooked, if they only get along with it, and truly I do not see them knock against anything."
text_transcription: DID ANY ONE EVER SEE SUCH A PIECE OF STUPIDITY THOUGHT MASTER DREAM BUT HE SAID NOTHING AND SEEMED SATISFIED WITH IT IT COMES TO THE SAME THING AFTER ALL WHICHEVER WAY THEY CARRY THE BEAM STRAIGHT OR CROOKED IF THEY ONLY GET ALONG WITH IT AND TRULY I DO NOT SEE THEM KNOCK AGAINST ANYTHING
phonemes: "dˈɪd ˌɛni wˈʌn ˈɛvɚ sˈiː sˈʌtʃ ɐ pˈiːs ʌv stuːpˈɪdᵻɾi?" θˈɔːt mˈæstɚ pˈiːfɹˈiːm; bˌʌt hiː sˈɛd nˈʌθɪŋ, ænd sˈiːmd sˈæɾɪsfˌaɪd wɪð ɪt. "ɪt kˈʌmz tə ðə sˈeɪm θˈɪŋ ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl, wɪtʃˈɛvɚ wˈeɪ ðeɪ kˈæɹi ðə bˈiːm, stɹˈeɪt ɔːɹ kɹˈʊkɪd, ɪf ðeɪ ˈoʊnli ɡɛt ɐlˈɔŋ wɪð ɪt, ænd tɹˈuːli aɪ duːnˌɑːt sˈiː ðˌɛm nˈɑːk ɐɡˈɛnst ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ."