text_original: "If you'll meet me on the bridge down the road when you see Johnnie Green and old dog Spot driving the cows home from the pasture this afternoon, I'll be glad to show you the four armed man. And then you'll admit that I'm not joking." "I'll certainly be there  " Mr. Crow promised  "but on one condition.
text_transcription: IF YOU'LL MEET ME ON THE BRIDGE DOWN THE ROAD WHEN YOU SEE JOHNNY GREEN AT OLD DOG SPOT DRIVING THE COWS HOME FROM THE PASTURE THIS AFTERNOON I'LL BE GLAD TO SHOW YOU THE FOUR ARMED MEN AND THEN YOU'LL ADMIT THAT I'M NOT JOKING I'LL CERTAINLY BE THERE MISTER CROW PROMISED BUT ON ONE CONDITION
phonemes: "ɪf juːl mˈiːt mˌiː ɔnðə bɹˈɪdʒ dˌaʊn ðə ɹˈoʊd wɛn juː sˈiː dʒˈɑːni ɡɹˈiːn ænd ˈoʊld dˈɑːɡ spˈɑːt dɹˈaɪvɪŋ ðə kˈaʊz hˈoʊm fɹʌmðə pˈæstʃɚ ðɪs ˌæftɚnˈuːn, aɪl biː ɡlˈæd tə ʃˈoʊ juː ðə fˈɔːɹ ˈɑːɹmd mˈæn. ænd ðˈɛn juːl ɐdmˈɪt ðæt aɪm nˌɑːt dʒˈoʊkɪŋ." "aɪl sˈɜːʔn̩li biː ðˈɛɹ  " mˈɪstɚ. kɹˈoʊ pɹˈɑːmɪst  "bˌʌt ˌɔn wˈʌn kəndˈɪʃən.