text_original: It's plain that there are ghosts about. It's not easy to do a little job like this in the dark, my dear; but I've managed. I've also managed to jab my finger in half a dozen places with the pin.
text_transcription: IT'S PLAIN THAT THERE ARE GHOSTS ABOUT IT'S NOT EASY TO DO A LITTLE JOB LIKE THIS IN THE DARK MY DEAR BUT I'VE MANAGED I'VE ALSO MANAGED TO JAB MY FINGER IN HALF A DOZEN PLACES WITH THE PIN
phonemes: ɪts plˈeɪn ðæt ðɛɹˌɑːɹ ɡˈoʊsts ɐbˈaʊt. ɪts nˌɑːt ˈiːzi tə dˈuː ɐ lˈɪɾəl dʒˈɑːb lˈaɪk ðɪs ɪnðə dˈɑːɹk, maɪ dˈɪɹ; bˌʌt aɪv mˈænɪdʒd. aɪv ˈɔːlsoʊ mˈænɪdʒd tə dʒˈæb maɪ fˈɪŋɡɚɹ ɪn hˈæf ɐ dˈʌzən plˈeɪsᵻz wɪððə pˈɪn.