text_original: XIV ONE OR TWO BLUNDERS Jolly Robin's cousin, the Hermit, seemed much disappointed because Jolly did not weep after hearing the beautiful, sad song. But no matter how mournful a song might be, Jolly Robin could no more have shed tears over it than a fish could have.
text_transcription: ONE OR TWO BLUNDERS JOLLY ROBIN'S COUSIN THE HERMIT SEEMED MUCH DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE JOLLY DID NOT WEEP AFTER HEARING THE BEAUTIFUL SAD SONG BUT NO MATTER HOW MOURNFUL A SONG MIGHT BE JOLLY ROBIN COULD NO MORE HAVE SHED TEARS OVER IT THAN A FISH COULD HAVE
phonemes: ɹˌoʊmən fˈɔːɹtiːn wˈʌn ɔːɹ tˈuː blˈʌndɚz dʒˈɑːli ɹˈɑːbɪnz kˈʌzən, ðə hˈɜːmɪt, sˈiːmd mˈʌtʃ dˌɪsɐpˈɔɪntᵻd bɪkˈʌz dʒˈɑːli dɪdnˌɑːt wˈiːp ˈæftɚ hˈɪɹɪŋ ðə bjˈuːɾifəl, sˈæd sˈɔŋ. bˌʌt nˈoʊ mˈæɾɚ hˌaʊ mˈɔːɹnfəl ɐ sˈɔŋ mˌaɪt bˈiː, dʒˈɑːli ɹˈɑːbɪn kʊd nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ hæv ʃˈɛd tˈɪɹz ˌoʊvɚɹ ɪt ðˌænə fˈɪʃ kˈʊdhæv.