text_original: Never shall I forget the remainder of that night, not if I live to be as old as Methuselah. To begin with, that chair was horribly uncomfortable, to speak of physical discomfort only.
text_transcription: NEVER SHALL I FORGET THE REMAINDER OF THAT NIGHT NOT IF I LIVE TO BE AS OLD AS METHUSELAH TO BEGIN WITH THAT CHAIR WAS HORRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE TO SPEAK OF PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT ONLY
phonemes: nˈɛvɚ ʃˌæl aɪ fɚɡˈɛt ðə ɹᵻmˈeɪndɚɹ ʌv ðæt nˈaɪt, nˌɑːt ɪf aɪ lˈɪv təbi æz ˈoʊld æz mˈɛθjuːsˌɛlə. tə bɪɡˈɪn wɪð, ðæt tʃˈɛɹ wʌz hˈɔːɹɪbli ʌŋkˈʌmftəbəl, tə spˈiːk ʌv fˈɪzɪkəl dɪskˈʌmfɚt ˈoʊnli.