text_original: He had no lack of "ways and means" To track the loiterers on the greens; He scorned all counterfeits and screens   Old Daddy Hight. Oh, dire the day that brewed mishap!
text_transcription: HE HAD NO LACK OF WAYS AND MEANS TO TRACK THE LOITERERS ON THE GREENS HE SCORNED ALL COUNTERFEITS AND SCREENS OLD DADDY HYTE OH DIRE THE DAY THAT BRUTE MISHAP
phonemes: hiː hæd nˈoʊ lˈæk ʌv "wˈeɪz ænd mˈiːnz" tə tɹˈæk ðə lˈɔɪɾɚɹɚz ɔnðə ɡɹˈiːnz; hiː skˈɔːɹnd ˈɔːl kˈaʊntɚfˌeɪts ænd skɹˈiːnz ˈoʊld dˈædi hˈaɪt. ˈoʊ, dˈaɪɚ ðə dˈeɪ ðæt bɹˈuːd mˈɪshæp!