text_original: August Fifth A SHORT CUT A PLEASANT road to clearer skies ^ When things go wrong is to surmise How bright and gay Twould be if they Would only run contrariwise, As they will do, as sure as fate, Full soon if we in patience wait.
text_transcription: ADFULLY BRIVOXED AT ORK BASONYA A PLEASANT ROAD TO CLEAR A SKIES WHEN THINGS GO WRONG IS TO SURMISE HOW BRIGHT AND GAY TWOULD BE IF THEY WOULD ONLY RUN CONTRARIWISE AS THEY WILL DO AS SURE AS FATE FULL SOON IF WE IN PATIENCE WAIT
phonemes: ˈɔːɡəst fˈɪfθ ɐ ʃˈɔːɹt sˌiːjˌuːtˈiː ɐ plˈɛzənt ɹˈoʊd tə klˈɪɹɚ skˈaɪz wɛn θˈɪŋz ɡˌoʊ ɹˈɔŋ ɪz tə sɚmˈaɪz hˌaʊ bɹˈaɪt ænd ɡˈeɪ twˈʊd biː ɪf ðeɪ wʊd ˈoʊnli ɹˈʌn kˌɑːntɹɚɹˈaɪwaɪz, æz ðeɪ wɪl dˈuː, æz ʃˈʊɹ æz fˈeɪt, fˈʊl sˈuːn ɪf wiː ɪn pˈeɪʃəns wˈeɪt.