text_original: In short, the old man was perfectly happy, and gossiped about whatsoever first entered his head.
text_transcription: IN SHORT THE OLD MAN WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY AND GOSSIPED ABOUT WHATSOEVER FIRST ENTERED HIS HEAD
phonemes: ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, ðɪ ˈoʊld mˈæn wʌz pˈɜːfɛktli hˈæpi, ænd ɡˈɑːsɪpt ɐbˌaʊt wʌtsˌoʊˈɛvɚ fˈɜːst ˈɛntɚd hɪz hˈɛd.