text_original: He retained sufficient presence of mind to spring upon the seat of his chair, and to sit upon the back of it The stranger remained standing, apparently wholly unmoved, in the midst of the seeming pandemonium of creepy things.
text_transcription: HE RETAINED SUFFICIENT PRESENCE OF MIND TO SPRING UPON THE SEAT OF HIS CHAIR AND TO SIT UPON THE BACK OF IT THE STRANGER REMAINED STANDING APPARENTLY WHOLLY UNMOVED IN THE MIDST OF THE SEEMING PANDEMONIUM OF CREEPY THINGS
phonemes: hiː ɹᵻtˈeɪnd səfˈɪʃənt pɹˈɛzəns ʌv mˈaɪnd tə spɹˈɪŋ əpˌɑːn ðə sˈiːt ʌv hɪz tʃˈɛɹ, ænd tə sˈɪt əpˌɑːn ðə bˈæk ʌv ɪt ðə stɹˈeɪndʒɚ ɹᵻmˈeɪnd stˈændɪŋ, ɐpˈæɹəntli hˈoʊli ʌnmˈuːvd, ɪnðə mˈɪdst ʌvðə sˈiːmɪŋ pˌændɪmˈoʊniəm ʌv kɹˈiːpi θˈɪŋz.