text_original: So the landlady would not admit you last night, and you spent the night on the doorstep? Oh, I know all about it. Yet if only you could have seen my agony when I heard the news!...
text_transcription: SO THE LANDLADY WOULD NOT ADMIT YOU LAST NIGHT AND YOU SPENT THE NIGHT ON THE DOORSTEP OH I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT YET IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE SEEN MY AGONY WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS
phonemes: sˌoʊ ðə lˈændleɪdi wʊd nˌɑːt ɐdmˈɪt juː lˈæst nˈaɪt, ænd juː spˈɛnt ðə nˈaɪt ɔnðə dˈɔːɹstɛp? ˈoʊ, aɪ nˈoʊ ˈɔːl ɐbˈaʊt ɪt. jˈɛt ɪf ˈoʊnli juː kˌʊdɐv sˈiːn maɪ ˈæɡəni wɛn aɪ hˈɜːd ðə nˈuːz!...