text_original: 'Sir,' I said, 'if in all those hours of pondering you never thought of the only means by which my welfare can be effected, am I therefore forbidden to be happy?
text_transcription: SIR I SAID IF IN ALL THOSE HOURS OF PONDERING YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF THE ONLY MEANS BY WHICH MY WELFARE CAN BE EFFECTED AM I THEREFORE FORBIDDEN TO BE HAPPY
phonemes: sˌɜː,aɪ sˈɛd, ɪf ɪn ˈɔːl ðoʊz ˈaʊɚz ʌv pˈɑːndɚɹɪŋ juː nˈɛvɚ θˈɔːt ʌvðɪ ˈoʊnli mˈiːnz baɪ wˌɪtʃ maɪ wˈɛlfɛɹ kæn biː ɪfˈɛktᵻd, æm aɪ ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ fɚbˈɪdən təbi hˈæpi?