text_original: He laughed, launched out into witticisms, and, finally, resolved the riddle of his transports by informing us that in a week's time it would be his Petinka's birthday, when, in honour of the occasion, he (the father) meant to don a new jacket (as well as new shoes which his wife was going to buy for him), and to come and pay a visit to his son. In short, the old man was perfectly happy, and gossiped about whatsoever first entered his head.
text_transcription: HE LAUGHED LAUNCHED OUT INTO WITTICISMS AND FINALLY RESOLVED THE RIDDLE OF HIS TRANSPORTS BY INFORMING US THAT IN A WEEK'S TIME IT WOULD BE HIS PETINKA'S BIRTHDAY WHEN IN HONOUR OF THE OCCASION HE THE FATHER MEANT TO DON A NEW JACKET AS WELL AS NEW SHOES WHICH HIS WIFE WAS GOING TO BUY FOR HIM AND TO COME AND PAY A VISIT TO HIS SON IN SHORT THE OLD MAN WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY AND GOSSIPED ABOUT WHATSOEVER FIRST ENTERED HIS HEAD
phonemes: hiː lˈæft, lˈɑːntʃt ˈaʊt ˌɪntʊ wˈɪɾɪsˌɪzəmz, ænd, fˈaɪnəli, ɹᵻzˈɑːlvd ðə ɹˈɪdəl ʌv hɪz tɹˈænspɔːɹts baɪ ɪnfˈɔːɹmɪŋ ˌʌs ðæt ɪn ɐ wˈiːks tˈaɪm ɪt wʊd biː hɪz pˈɛtɪŋkəz bˈɜːθdeɪ, wˌɛn, ɪn ˈɑːnɚɹ ʌvðɪ əkˈeɪʒən, hiː (ðə fˈɑːðɚ) mˈɛnt tə dˈɑːn ɐ nˈuː dʒˈækɪt (æz wˈɛl æz nˈuː ʃˈuːz wˌɪtʃ hɪz wˈaɪf wʌz ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə bˈaɪ fɔːɹ hˌɪm), ænd tə kˈʌm ænd pˈeɪ ɐ vˈɪzɪt tə hɪz sˈʌn. ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, ðɪ ˈoʊld mˈæn wʌz pˈɜːfɛktli hˈæpi, ænd ɡˈɑːsɪpt ɐbˌaʊt wʌtsˌoʊˈɛvɚ fˈɜːst ˈɛntɚd hɪz hˈɛd.