text_original: "It is an excellent likeness of Mr. Groome, but I assure you that it's an equally excellent likeness of Mr. Goad. Since I saw him I have been in a sort of waking dream. But let me tell you the story.
text_transcription: IT IS AN EXCELLENT LIKENESS OF MISTER GROOM BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT IT'S AN EQUALLY EXCELLENT LIKENESS OF MISTER GOAT SINCE I SAW HIM I HAVE BEEN IN A SORT OF WAKING DREAM BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY
phonemes: "ɪɾ ɪz ɐn ˈɛksələnt lˈaɪknəs ʌv mˈɪstɚ. ɡɹˈuːm, bˌʌt aɪ əʃˈʊɹ juː ðæt ɪts ɐn ˈiːkwəli ˈɛksələnt lˈaɪknəs ʌv mˈɪstɚ. ɡˈoʊd. sˈɪns aɪ sˈɔː hˌɪm aɪ hɐvbɪn ɪn ɐ sˈɔːɹt ʌv wˈeɪkɪŋ dɹˈiːm. bˌʌt lˈɛt mˌiː tˈɛl juː ðə stˈɔːɹi.