text_original: It may turn out to be a couple of pounds." "Mr. Burchell," I spluttered — I was reduced to such a condition that spluttering was all I was fit for — **I have only one thing to say to you, since your idea of what constitutes a joke seems to be so radically different to mine, and that is to remind you that you have been guilty of this extraordinary behaviour towards an entire stranger."
text_transcription: IT MAY TURN OUT TO BE A COUPLE OF POUNDS MISTER BURCHEL I SPLUTTERED I WAS REDUCED TO SUCH A CONDITION THAT SPLUTTERING WAS ALL I WAS FIT FOR I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU SINCE YOUR IDEA OF WHAT CONSTITUTES A JOKE SEEMS TO BE SO RADICALLY DIFFERENT TO MINE AND THAT IS TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY BEHAVIOUR TOWARDS AN ENTIRE STRANGER
phonemes: ɪt mˈeɪ tˈɜːn ˈaʊt təbi ɐ kˈʌpəl ʌv pˈaʊndz." "mˈɪstɚ. bˈɜːtʃɛl," aɪ splˈʌɾɚd — aɪ wʌz ɹᵻdˈuːst tə sˈʌtʃ ɐ kəndˈɪʃən ðæt splˈʌɾɚɹɪŋ wʌz ˈɔːl aɪ wʌz fˈɪt fɔːɹ — ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk aɪ hæv ˈoʊnli wˈʌn θˈɪŋ tə sˈeɪ tə juː, sˈɪns jʊɹ aɪdˈiə ʌv wʌt kˈɑːnstɪtˌuːts ɐ dʒˈoʊk sˈiːmz təbi sˌoʊ ɹˈædɪkli dˈɪfɹənt tə mˈaɪn, ænd ðæt ɪz tə ɹᵻmˈaɪnd juː ðæt juː hɐvbɪn ɡˈɪlti ʌv ðɪs ɛkstɹˈɔːɹdɪnˌɛɹi bᵻhˈeɪvjɚ təwˈɔːɹdz ɐn ɛntˈaɪɚ stɹˈeɪndʒɚ."