text_original: How thankful I was to do so no one but myself can have the faintest conception.
text_transcription: HOW THANKFUL I WAS TO DO SO NO ONE BUT MYSELF CAN HAVE THE FAINTEST CONCEPTION
phonemes: hˌaʊ θˈæŋkfəl aɪ wʌz tə dˈuː sˌoʊ nˈoʊwˈʌn bˌʌt maɪsˈɛlf kæn hæv ðə fˈeɪntɪst kənsˈɛpʃən.