text_original: Ernest became preternaturally grave; he is the funniest lad. "Uncle, strange things have happened."
text_transcription: ERNEST BECAME PRETERNATURALLY GRAVE HE IS THE FUNNIEST LAD UNCLE STRANGE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
phonemes: ˈɜːnɪst bɪkˌeɪm pɹɪɾɚnˈætʃɚɹəli ɡɹˈeɪv; hiː ɪz ðə fˈʌnɪɪst lˈæd. "ˈʌŋkəl, stɹˈeɪndʒ θˈɪŋz hæv hˈæpənd."