text_original: The man's name was Joyce, Frank Joyce. He played half  back for Brixham, and for the county too — so you may be sure Lance didn't care to lose him. Still, they couldn't go and drag the man out of the hospital with a hole in his head big enough to put your fist into.
text_transcription: THE MAN'S NAME WAS JOYCE FRANK JOYCE HE PLAYED HALF BACK FOR BRIXHAM AND FOR THE COUNTY TOO SO YOU MAY BE SURE LANCE DIDN'T CARE TO LOSE HIM STILL THEY COULDN'T GO AND DRAG THE MAN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITH A HOLE IN HIS HEAD BIG ENOUGH TO PUT YOUR FIST INTO
phonemes: ðə mˈænz nˈeɪm wʌz dʒˈɔɪs, fɹˈæŋk dʒˈɔɪs. hiː plˈeɪd hˈæf bˈæk fɔːɹ bɹˈɪksæm, ænd fɚðə kˈaʊnti tˈuː — sˌoʊ juː mˈeɪ biː ʃˈʊɹ lˈæns dˈɪdnt kˈɛɹ tə lˈuːz hˌɪm. stˈɪl, ðeɪ kˌʊdənt ɡˌoʊ ænd dɹˈæɡ ðə mˈæn ˌaʊɾəv ðə hˈɑːspɪɾəl wɪð ɐ hˈoʊl ɪn hɪz hˈɛd bˈɪɡ ɪnˈʌf tə pˌʊt jʊɹ fˈɪst ˌɪntʊ.