text_original: Though I can easily believe that if I did play the piano at the Apollo Club, or, indeed, anywhere else, that I should play it like a madman.
text_transcription: THOUGH I CAN EASILY BELIEVE THAT IF I DID PLAY THE PIANO AT THE APOLLO CLUB OR INDEED ANYWHERE ELSE THAT I SHOULD PLAY IT LIKE A MADMAN
phonemes: ðˌoʊ aɪ kæn ˈiːzili bᵻlˈiːv ðæt ɪf aɪ dˈɪd plˈeɪ ðə piˈænoʊ æt ðɪ ɐpˈɑːloʊ klˈʌb, ɔːɹ, ˌɪndˈiːd, ˈɛnɪwˌɛɹ ˈɛls, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd plˈeɪ ɪt lˈaɪk ɐ mˈædmən.