text_original: **For less pointed jokes men have been sent to penal servitude." Lord Hardaway slipped his arm through Mr. Champnell's. "I was so devilish wild, and Golden was so devilish sick, that I couldn't help but spoof him.
text_transcription: FOR LESS POINTED JOKES MEN HAVE BEEN SENT TO PENAL SERVITUDE LORD HARDWAY SLIPPED HIS ARM THROUGH MISTER CHAMPNEL'S I WAS SO DEVILISH WILD AND GOLDEN WAS SO DEVILISH SICK THAT I COULDN'T HELP BUT SPOOF HIM
phonemes: ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk fɔːɹ lˈɛs pˈɔɪntᵻd dʒˈoʊks mˈɛn hɐvbɪn sˈɛnt tə pˈiːnəl sˈɜːvɪtˌuːd." lˈɔːɹd hˈɑːɹdəwˌeɪ slˈɪpt hɪz ˈɑːɹm θɹuː mˈɪstɚ. tʃæmpnˈɛlz. "aɪ wʌz sˌoʊ dˈɛvɪlɪʃ wˈaɪld, ænd ɡˈoʊldən wʌz sˌoʊ dˈɛvɪlɪʃ sˈɪk, ðæt aɪ kˌʊdənt hˈɛlp bˌʌt spˈuːf hˌɪm.