text_original: This b how the two lobes of your brain have treated you. Ordinarily you are — as you are — the gentleman whose acquaintance I have the honour of making, Mr. Groome.
text_transcription: THIS IS HOW THE TWO LOBES OF YOUR BRAIN HAVE TREATED YOU ORDINARILY YOU ARE AS YOU ARE THE GENTLEMAN WHOSE ACQUAINTANCE I HAVE THE HONOUR OF MAKING MISTER GROOM
phonemes: ðɪs bˈiː hˌaʊ ðə tˈuː lˈoʊbz ʌv jʊɹ bɹˈeɪn hæv tɹˈiːɾᵻd juː. ˌɔːɹdɪnˈɛɹᵻli juː ɑːɹ — æz juː ɑːɹ — ðə dʒˈɛntəlmən hˌuːz ɐkwˈeɪntəns aɪ hæv ðɪ ˈɑːnɚɹ ʌv mˈeɪkɪŋ, mˈɪstɚ. ɡɹˈuːm.