text_original: Ernest paid no heed to my admittedly feeble attempt at chaff. I am no great hand at badinage.
text_transcription: ERNEST PAID NO HEED TO MY ADMITTEDLY FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT CHAFF I AM NO GREAT HAND AT BODYNAGE
phonemes: ˈɜːnɪst pˈeɪd nˈoʊ hˈiːd tə maɪ ɐdmˈɪɾᵻdli fˈiːbəl ɐtˈɛmpt æt tʃˈæf. aɪɐm nˈoʊ ɡɹˈeɪt hˈænd æt bˈædɪnɪdʒ.