text_original: He married a Miss Abbeyfidd, my dear mother, and she was a grand niece of the late Lord Gawler. My fadier was related, on his mother's side, to Admiral Piper — * Percussion ' Piper he was called, as of course you know, because he was so explosive ; and on his father's side, as I have often heard him say ** The lady was well launched ** His Grace," how  ever, remorselessly cut her short **0h!'* he said He turned to the young lady.
text_transcription: HE MARRIED MISS ABBEYFIELD MY DEAR MOTHER AND SHE WAS A GRAND NIECE OF THE LATE LORD GOLLER MY FATHER WAS RELATED ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE TO ADMIRAL PIPER PERCUSSION PIPER HE WAS CALLED AS OF COURSE YOU KNOW BECAUSE HE WAS SO EXPLOSIVE AND ON HIS FATHER'S SIDE AS I HAVE OFTEN HEARD HIM SAY THE LADY WAS WELL LAUNCHED HIS GRACE HOWEVER REMORSELESSLY CUT HER SHORT OH HE SAID HE TURNED TO THE YOUNG LADY
phonemes: hiː mˈæɹid ɐ mˈɪs ˈæbɪfˌɪd, maɪ dˈɪɹ mˈʌðɚ, ænd ʃiː wʌzɐ ɡɹˈænd nˈiːs ʌvðə lˈeɪt lˈɔːɹd ɡˈɔːlɚ. maɪ fˈeɪdiɚ wʌz ɹᵻlˈeɪɾᵻd, ˌɔn hɪz mˈʌðɚz sˈaɪd, tʊ ˈædmɜːɹəl pˈaɪpɚ — ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk pɚkˈʌʃən pˈaɪpɚ hiː wʌz kˈɔːld, æz ʌv kˈɔːɹs juː nˈoʊ, bɪkˈʌz hiː wʌz sˌoʊ ɛksplˈoʊsɪv ; ænd ˌɔn hɪz fˈɑːðɚz sˈaɪd, æz aɪ hæv ˈɔfən hˈɜːd hˌɪm sˈeɪ ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk ðə lˈeɪdi wʌz wˈɛl lˈɑːntʃt ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk hɪz ɡɹˈeɪs," hˌaʊ ˈɛvɚ, ɹᵻmˈɔːɹsləsli kˈʌt hɜː ʃˈɔːɹt ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk zˈiəɹoʊ ˈeɪtʃ!ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk hiː sˈɛd hiː tˈɜːnd tə ðə jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdi.