text_original: "They have all gone off, but as they were all filled with water it would seem as if somebody had been planning a practical joke at your expense. That sort of infernal machine hardly savours of a secret society."
text_transcription: THEY HAVE ALL GONE OFF BUT AS THEY WERE ALL FILLED WITH WATER IT WOULD SEEM AS IF SOMEBODY HAD BEEN PLANNING A PRACTICAL JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE THAT SORT OF INFERNAL MACHINE HARDLY SAVOURS OF A SECRET SOCIETY
phonemes: "ðeɪ hæv ˈɔːl ɡɔn ˈɔf, bˌʌt æz ðeɪ wɜːɹ ˈɔːl fˈɪld wɪð wˈɔːɾɚɹ ɪt wʊd sˈiːm æz ɪf sˈʌmbɑːdi hɐdbɪn plˈænɪŋ ɐ pɹˈæktɪkəl dʒˈoʊk æt jʊɹ ɛkspˈɛns. ðæt sˈɔːɹt ʌv ɪnfˈɜːnəl məʃˈiːn hˈɑːɹdli sˈeɪvɚz əvə sˈiːkɹᵻt səsˈaɪəɾi."