text_original: This b how the two lobes of your brain have treated you. Ordinarily you are — as you are — the gentleman whose acquaintance I have the honour of making, Mr. Groome. But while one lobe has been sleeping, the other lobe has insisted upon your being that very talented musician whose acquaintance I have also had the honour of making —
text_transcription: THIS IS HOW THE TWO LOBES OF YOUR BRAIN HAVE TREATED YOU ORDINARILY YOU ARE AS YOU ARE THE GENTLEMAN WHOSE ACQUAINTANCE I HAVE THE HONOUR OF MAKING MISTER GROOM BUT WHILE ONE LOPE HAS BEEN SLEEPING THE OTHER LOBE HAS INSISTED UPON YOUR BEING THAT VERY TALENTED MUSICIAN WHOSE ACQUAINTANCE I HAVE ALSO HAD THE HONOR OF MAKING MISTER ISAAC GOAD END OF SECTION TWENTY ONE
phonemes: ðɪs bˈiː hˌaʊ ðə tˈuː lˈoʊbz ʌv jʊɹ bɹˈeɪn hæv tɹˈiːɾᵻd juː. ˌɔːɹdɪnˈɛɹᵻli juː ɑːɹ — æz juː ɑːɹ — ðə dʒˈɛntəlmən hˌuːz ɐkwˈeɪntəns aɪ hæv ðɪ ˈɑːnɚɹ ʌv mˈeɪkɪŋ, mˈɪstɚ. ɡɹˈuːm. bˌʌt wˌaɪl wˈʌn lˈoʊb hˈæzbiːn slˈiːpɪŋ, ðɪ ˈʌðɚ lˈoʊb hɐz ɪnsˈɪstᵻd əpˌɑːn jʊɹ bˌiːɪŋ ðæt vˈɛɹi tˈæləntᵻd mjuːzˈɪʃən hˌuːz ɐkwˈeɪntəns aɪ hæv ˈɔːlsoʊ hæd ðɪ ˈɑːnɚɹ ʌv mˈeɪkɪŋ —