text_original: If from a free kick at that distance he couldn't top their bar, we might as well go home to bed.
text_transcription: IF FROM A FREE KICK AT THAT DISTANCE HE COULDN'T TOP THEIR BAR WE MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME TO BED
phonemes: ɪf fɹʌm ɐ fɹˈiː kˈɪk æt ðæt dˈɪstəns hiː kˌʊdənt tˈɑːp ðɛɹ bˈɑːɹ, wiː mˌaɪt æz wˈɛl ɡˌoʊ hˈoʊm tə bˈɛd.