text_original: You have unwittingly and innocently acted the part of a double minded gentleman. As you are possibly aware, Mr. Groome, the brain has two lobes — ^that is, divisions. These lobes sometimes, without their possessor knowing anything at all about it, work separately.
text_transcription: YOU HAVE UNWITTINGLY AND INNOCENTLY ACTED THE PART OF A DOUBLE MINDED GENTLEMAN AS YOU ARE POSSIBLY AWARE MISTER GROOM THE BRAIN HAS TWO LOBES THAT IS DIVISIONS THESE LOBES SOMETIMES WITHOUT THEIR POSSESSOR KNOWING ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT IT WORKS SEPARATELY
phonemes: juː hæv ʌnwˈɪɾɪŋli ænd ˈɪnəsəntli ˈæktᵻd ðə pˈɑːɹt əvə dˈʌbəl mˈaɪndᵻd dʒˈɛntəlmən. æz juː ɑːɹ pˈɑːsᵻbli ɐwˈɛɹ, mˈɪstɚ. ɡɹˈuːm, ðə bɹˈeɪn hɐz tˈuː lˈoʊbz — ðæt ˈɪz, dᵻvˈɪʒənz. ðiːz lˈoʊbz sˈʌmtaɪmz, wɪðˌaʊt ðɛɹ pəzˈɛsɚ nˈoʊɪŋ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ æɾ ˈɔːl ɐbˈaʊt ɪt, wˈɜːk sˈɛpɹətli.