text_original: Fungst said "dis" instead of "this," and "vunny" instead of ** funny." '*Is — is it anything you have come to see about?" " Only you, my Fungst — only you." The two friends looked at each other. Mr. Brooke's lips were parted by a smile.
text_transcription: FUNKS SAID THIS INSTEAD OF THIS AND FUNNY INSTEAD OF FUNNY IS IS IT ANYTHING YOU HAVE COME TO SEE ABOUT ONLY YOU MY FUNGS ONLY YOU THE TWO FRIENDS LOOKED AT EACH OTHER MISTER BROOKE'S LIPS WERE PARTED BY A SMILE
phonemes: fˈʌŋst sˈɛd "dˈɪs" ɪnstˈɛd ʌv "ðˈɪs," ænd "vˈʌni" ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk fˈʌni." ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ɪz — ɪz ɪɾ ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ juː hæv kˈʌm tə sˈiː ɐbˈaʊt?" " ˈoʊnli juː, maɪ fˈʌŋst — ˈoʊnli juː." ðə tˈuː fɹˈɛndz lˈʊkt æɾ ˈiːtʃ ˈʌðɚ. mˈɪstɚ. bɹˈʊks lˈɪps wɜː pˈɑːɹɾᵻd baɪ ɐ smˈaɪl.