text_original: Cracked, my boy. It is more than probable that by now it is splintered into dust" "Oh, good 'evins!
text_transcription: CRACKED MY BOY IT IS MORE THAN PROBABLE THAT BY NOW IT IS SPLINTERED INTO DUST OH GOOD HEAVENS
phonemes: kɹˈækt, maɪ bˈɔɪ. ɪɾ ɪz mˈɔːɹ ðɐn pɹˈɑːbəbəl ðæt baɪ nˈaʊ ɪɾ ɪz splˈɪntɚd ˌɪntʊ dˈʌst" "ˈoʊ, ɡˈʊd ˈɛvɪnz!