text_original: ** I believe that I do, occasionally, spend a night in town. But does it therefore follow that I should play the piano, like a madman, at the Apollo Club? Though I can easily believe that if I did play the piano at the Apollo Club, or, indeed, anywhere else, that I should play it like a madman.
text_transcription: I BELIEVE THAT I DO OCCASIONALLY SPEND THE NIGHT IN TOWN BUT DOES IT THEREFORE FOLLOW THAT I SHOULD PLAY THE PIANO LIKE A MADMAN AT THE APOLLO CLUB THOUGH I CAN EASILY BELIEVE THAT IF I DID PLAY THE PIANO AT THE APOLLO CLUB OR INDEED ANYWHERE ELSE THAT I SHOULD PLAY IT LIKE A MADMAN
phonemes: ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk aɪ bᵻlˈiːv ðæt aɪ dˈuː, əkˈeɪʒənəli, spˈɛnd ɐ nˈaɪt ɪn tˈaʊn. bˌʌt dˈʌz ɪt ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ fˈɑːloʊ ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd plˈeɪ ðə piˈænoʊ, lˈaɪk ɐ mˈædmən, æt ðɪ ɐpˈɑːloʊ klˈʌb? ðˌoʊ aɪ kæn ˈiːzili bᵻlˈiːv ðæt ɪf aɪ dˈɪd plˈeɪ ðə piˈænoʊ æt ðɪ ɐpˈɑːloʊ klˈʌb, ɔːɹ, ˌɪndˈiːd, ˈɛnɪwˌɛɹ ˈɛls, ðæt aɪ ʃˌʊd plˈeɪ ɪt lˈaɪk ɐ mˈædmən.