text_original: That is the worst of playing in a frost; you are nearly sure to come to grief. Not to ordinary grief, either, but a regular cracker. It was hard lines on the Brixham team. Some men always are getting themselves smashed to pieces just as a big match is due! The man's name was Joyce, Frank Joyce.
text_transcription: THAT IS THE WORST OF PLAYING IN A FROST YOU ARE NEARLY SURE TO COME TO GRIEF NOT TO ORDINARY GRIEF EITHER BUT A REGULAR CRACKER IT WAS HARD LINES ON THE BRIX AND TEAM SOME MEN ALWAYS ARE GETTING THEMSELVES SMASHED TO PIECES JUST AS A BIG MATCH IS STEW THE MAN'S NAME WAS JOYCE FRANK JOYCE
phonemes: ðæt ɪz ðə wˈɜːst ʌv plˈeɪɪŋ ɪn ɐ fɹˈɔst; juː ɑːɹ nˌɪɹli ʃˈʊɹ tə kˈʌm tə ɡɹˈiːf. nˌɑːt tʊ ˈɔːɹdɪnˌɛɹi ɡɹˈiːf, ˈiːðɚ, bˌʌt ɐ ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚ kɹˈækɚ. ɪt wʌz hˈɑːɹd lˈaɪnz ɔnðə bɹˈɪksæm tˈiːm. sˌʌm mˈɛn ˈɔːlweɪz ɑːɹ ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ðɛmsˈɛlvz smˈæʃt tə pˈiːsᵻz dʒˈʌst æz ɐ bˈɪɡ mˈætʃ ɪz dˈuː! ðə mˈænz nˈeɪm wʌz dʒˈɔɪs, fɹˈæŋk dʒˈɔɪs.