text_original: "What is he doing? How silly he is! Why, he's actually going on to the platform! Papa!" "The gentleman ascending the platform is Mr. Goad." "Mr.— who?" " Mr. Goad, who, I believe, is now going to favour us with a pianoforte solo."
text_transcription: WHAT IS HE DOING HOW SILLY HE IS WHY HE'S ACTUALLY GOING ON TO THE PLATFORM PAPA THE GENTLEMAN ASCENDING THE PLATFORM IS MISTER GOAD MISTER WHO MISTER GOAD WHO I BELIEVE IS NOW GOING TO FAVOUR US WITH A PIANOFORTES SOLO
phonemes: "wˌʌt ɪz hiː dˈuːɪŋ? hˌaʊ sˈɪli hiː ɪz! wˈaɪ, hiːz ˈæktʃuːəli ɡˌoʊɪŋ ˌɔn tə ðə plˈætfɔːɹm! pˈɑːpə!" "ðə dʒˈɛntəlmən ɐsˈɛndɪŋ ðə plˈætfɔːɹm ɪz mˈɪstɚ. ɡˈoʊd." "mˈɪstɚ.— hˈuː?" " mˈɪstɚ. ɡˈoʊd, hˈuː, aɪ bᵻlˈiːv, ɪz nˈaʊ ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə fˈeɪvɚɹ ˌʌs wɪð ɐ piˌænəfˈɔːɹɾeɪ sˈoʊloʊ."