text_original: Get some sympathy and comfort from the chum who knows you best, Then your sorrows won't run over in the presence of the rest ; There's a chum that you can go to when you feel inclined to whine, He'll declare your coat is tidy, and he'll say : "Just look at mine !" Though you may be patched all over he will say it doesn't show, And he'll swear it can't be noticed when your pants begin to go.
text_transcription: GET SOME SYMPATHY AND COMFORT FROM THE CHUM WHO KNOWS YOU BEST THAT YOUR SORROWS WON'T RUN OVER IN THE PRESENCE OF THE REST THERE'S A CHUM THAT YOU CAN GO TO WHEN YOU FEEL INCLINED TO WHINE HE'LL DECLARE YOUR COAT IS TIDY AND HE'LL SAY JUST LOOK AT MINE THOUGH YOU MAY BE PATCHED ALL OVER HE WILL SAY IT DOESN'T SHOW AND HE'LL SWEAR IT CAN'T BE NOTICED WHEN YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO GO
phonemes: ɡɛt sˌʌm sˈɪmpəθi ænd kˈʌmfɚt fɹʌmðə tʃˈʌm hˌuː nˈoʊz juː bˈɛst, ðˈɛn jʊɹ sˈɑːɹoʊz woʊnt ɹˈʌn ˌoʊvɚɹ ɪnðə pɹˈɛzəns ʌvðə ɹˈɛst ; ðɛɹz ɐ tʃˈʌm ðæt juː kæn ɡˌoʊ tə wɛn juː fˈiːl ɪŋklˈaɪnd tə wˈaɪn, hiːl dᵻklˈɛɹ jʊɹ kˈoʊt ɪz tˈaɪdi, ænd hiːl sˈeɪ : "dʒˈʌst lˈʊk æt mˈaɪn !" ðˌoʊ juː mˈeɪ biː pˈætʃt ˈɔːl ˌoʊvɚ hiː wɪl sˈeɪ ɪt dˈʌzənt ʃˈoʊ, ænd hiːl swˈɛɹ ɪt kˈænt biː nˈoʊɾɪst wɛn jʊɹ pˈænts bɪɡˈɪn tə ɡˈoʊ.