text_original: To describe my feelings when I realised that they really were that " haunted " pack is altogether beyond my power. I remembered returning them to a con  stable ; I remembered his replacing them in a glass case ; I remembered his turning the key in the lock ; and yet I suppose that there was something in the ex  pression of my countenance which to an onlooker was comical, for I was all at once conscious of the sound of laughter. " Hallo!"
text_transcription: TO DECRIBE MY FEELINGS WHEN I REALIZED THAT THEY REALLY WERE THAT HAUNTED PECK IS ALTOGETHER BEYOND MY POWER I REMEMBERED RETURNING THEM TO A CONSTABLE I REMEMBERED HIS REPLACING THEM IN A GLASS CASE I REMEMBERED HIS TURNING THE KEY IN THE LOCK AND YET I SUPPOSED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE EXPRESSION OF MY COUNTENANCE WHICH TO AN ONLOOKER WAS COMICAL FOR I WAS ALL AT ONCE CONSCIOUS OF THE SOUND OF LAUGHTER HALLO
phonemes: tə dᵻskɹˈaɪb maɪ fˈiːlɪŋz wɛn aɪ ɹˈiːəlaɪzd ðæt ðeɪ ɹˈiəli wɜː ðˈæt " hˈɔːntᵻd " pˈæk ɪz ˌɔːltəɡˈɛðɚ bᵻjˌɔnd maɪ pˈaʊɚ. aɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚd ɹᵻtˈɜːnɪŋ ðˌɛm tʊ ɐ kˈɑːn stˈeɪbəl ; aɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚd hɪz ɹᵻplˈeɪsɪŋ ðˌɛm ɪn ɐ ɡlˈæs kˈeɪs ; aɪ ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚd hɪz tˈɜːnɪŋ ðə kˈiː ɪnðə lˈɑːk ; ænd jˈɛt aɪ səpˈoʊz ðæt ðɛɹwˌʌz sˈʌmθɪŋ ɪnðɪ ˈɛks pɹˈɛʃən ʌv maɪ kˈaʊntənəns wˌɪtʃ tʊ ɐn ˈɑːnlʊkɚ wʌz kˈɑːmɪkəl, fɔːɹ aɪ wʌz ˈɔːl ɐtwˈʌns kˈɑːnʃəs ʌvðə sˈaʊnd ʌv lˈæftɚ. " hˈæloʊ!"