text_original: While I was wondering whether, after all, I was not the victim of an attack of indigestion, or whether I was about to witness an attempt at effecting a buiglarious entry into a houseboat, a strange thing happened, the strangest thing that had happened yet.
text_transcription: WHILE I WAS WONDERING WHETHER AFTER ALL I WAS NOT THE VICTIM OF AN ATTACK OF INDIGESTION OR WHETHER I WAS ABOUT TO WITNESS AN ATTEMPT AT EFFECTING A BURGLARIOUS ENTRY INTO A HOUSEBOAT A STRANGE THING HAPPENED THE STRANGEST THING THAT HAD HAPPENED YET
phonemes: wˌaɪl aɪ wʌz wˈʌndɚɹɪŋ wˈɛðɚ, ˈæftɚɹ ˈɔːl, aɪ wʌz nˌɑːt ðə vˈɪktɪm əvən ɐtˈæk ʌv ˌɪndɪdʒˈɛstʃən, ɔːɹ wˈɛðɚɹ aɪ wʌz ɐbˌaʊt tə wˈɪtnəs ɐn ɐtˈɛmpt æɾ ɪfˈɛktɪŋ ɐ bjˌuːɪɡlˈɛɹiəs ˈɛntɹi ˌɪntʊ ɐ hˈaʊsboʊt, ɐ stɹˈeɪndʒ θˈɪŋ hˈæpənd, ðə stɹˈeɪndʒɪst θˈɪŋ ðæt hæd hˈæpənd jˈɛt.