text_original: That a "Polly," whose "great song" was "He tallowed his nose with a candle," could be the Duchess of Staines — she couldn't realise the thing at all. However, she was a lady whose mental processes, under certain conditions, and in a certain sense, travelled quickly.
text_transcription: THAT A POLLY WHOSE GREAT SONG WAS HE TALLOWED HIS NOSE WITH A CANDLE COULD BE THE DUCHESS OF STAINS SHE COULDN'T REALIZE THE THING AT ALL HOWEVER SHE WAS A LADY WHOSE MENTAL PROCESSES UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS AND IN A CERTAIN SENSE TRAVELLED QUICKLY
phonemes: ðˌæɾə "pˈɑːli," hˌuːz "ɡɹˈeɪt sˈɔŋ" wʌz "hiː tˈæloʊd hɪz nˈoʊz wɪð ɐ kˈændəl," kʊd biː ðə dˈʌtʃɛs ʌv stˈeɪnz — ʃiː kˌʊdənt ɹˈiːəlaɪz ðə θˈɪŋ æɾ ˈɔːl. haʊˈɛvɚ, ʃiː wʌzɐ lˈeɪdi hˌuːz mˈɛntəl pɹˈɑːsɛsᵻz, ˌʌndɚ sˈɜːʔn̩ kəndˈɪʃənz, ænd ɪn ɐ sˈɜːʔn̩ sˈɛns, tɹˈævəld kwˈɪkli.