text_original: The affectations that Moliere held up to scorn in the 'Precieuses Ridicules' in France are not unlike those which we laugh at today in Amer  ica, in the "Culture Club of Keokuk, la.," for example, and in other clubs, not so far from Manhattan Island.
text_transcription: THE AFFECTATIONS THAT MOLIERE HELD UP TO SCORN IN THE PRECIEUSE RIDICOUIL IN FRANCE ARE NOT UNLIKE THOSE WHICH WE LAUGH AT TO DAY IN AMERICA IN THE CULTURE CLUB OF KIOCOCK IOWA FOR EXAMPLE AND IN OTHER CLUBS NOT SO FAR FROM MANHATTAN ISLAND
phonemes: ðɪ ɐfɪktˈeɪʃənz ðæt mˌoʊliˈɛɹ hˈɛld ˌʌp tə skˈɔːɹn ɪnðə pɹɪsˈɪjuːsᵻz ɹˈɪdɪkjˌuːlz ɪn fɹˈæns ɑːɹ nˌɑːt ʌnlˈaɪk ðoʊz wˌɪtʃ wiː lˈæf æt tədˈeɪ ɪn ˈeɪmɚɹ ˈaɪkə, ɪnðə "kˈʌltʃɚ klˈʌb ʌv kɪˈoʊkʌk, lˌæ.," fɔːɹ ɛɡzˈæmpəl, ænd ɪn ˈʌðɚ klˈʌbz, nˌɑːt sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ fɹʌm mænhˈæʔn̩ ˈaɪlənd.