text_original: Here we have the hieroglyph for rain iffff\ consist  ing of the ceiling and the four props. The 1 1 1 1 props should, of course, stand at the four comers of the heav  enly platform ; but the Egyptians were hopelessly igno  rant of perspective, so they placed them in a row.
text_transcription: HERE WE HAVE THE HIEROGLYPH FOR RAIN CONSISTING OF THE CEILING AND THE FOUR PROPS THE PROPS SHOULD OF COURSE STAND AT THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE HEAVENLY PLATFORM BUT THE EGYPTIANS WERE HOPELESSLY IGNORANT OF PERSPECTIVE SO THEY PLACED THEM IN A ROW
phonemes: hˈɪɹ wiː hæv ðə hˈaɪɚɹəɡlˌɪf fɔːɹ ɹˈeɪn ˈɪf bˈækslæʃ kənsˈɪst ˈɪŋ ʌvðə sˈiːlɪŋ ænd ðə fˈɔːɹ pɹˈɑːps. ðə wˈʌn wˈʌn wˈʌn wˈʌn pɹˈɑːps ʃˈʊd, ʌv kˈɔːɹs, stˈænd æt ðə fˈɔːɹ kˈʌmɚz ʌvðə hˈiːv ɛnlˈaɪ plˈætfɔːɹm ; bˌʌt ðɪ ɪdʒˈɪpʃənz wɜː hˈoʊpləsli ɪɡnˈoʊ ɹˈænt ʌv pɚspˈɛktɪv, sˌoʊ ðeɪ plˈeɪst ðˌɛm ˌɪnɐ ɹˈoʊ.