text_original: "If you had been in my place, and had suffered what I suffered, you might not have seen the joke quite so clearly, Ruby. There is such a thing as being almost too full of humour."
text_transcription: IF YOU HAD BEEN IN MY PLACE AND HAD SUFFERED WHAT I SUFFERED YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN THE JOE QUITE SO CLEARLY A RUBY THERE IS SUCH A THING AS BEING ALMOST TOO FULL OF HUMOUR
phonemes: "ɪf juː hɐdbɪn ɪn maɪ plˈeɪs, ænd hæd sˈʌfɚd wʌt aɪ sˈʌfɚd, juː mˌaɪt nˌɑːɾɐv sˈiːn ðə dʒˈoʊk kwˈaɪt sˌoʊ klˈɪɹli, ɹˈuːbi. ðɛɹ ɪz sˈʌtʃ ɐ θˈɪŋ æz bˌiːɪŋ ˈɔːlmoʊst tˈuː fˈʊl ʌv hjˈuːmɚ."