text_original: Wortleby began; and I was congratulating myself on my adroit management of a delicate matter, when  conceive my consternation!
text_transcription: WHIRTLEBY BEGAN AND I WAS CONGRATULATING MYSELF ON MY ADROIT MANAGEMENT OF A DELICATE MATTER WHEN CONCEIVE MY CONSTERNATION
phonemes: wˈɜːɾəlbi bɪɡˈæn; ænd aɪ wʌz kəŋɡɹˈætʃʊlˌeɪɾɪŋ maɪsˈɛlf ˌɔn maɪ ɐdɹˈɔɪt mˈænɪdʒmənt əvə dˈɛlᵻkət mˈæɾɚ, wˌɛn kənsˈiːv maɪ kɑːnstɚnˈeɪʃən!