text_original: For the slow monotone of water dripping from the roof in our second act, a single bean, he tells me, dropped gently in a pan is a baffling counterfeit.
text_transcription: FOR THE SLOW MONOTONE OF WATER DRIPPING FROM THE ROOF IN OUR SECOND ACT A SINGLE BEAN HE TELLS ME DROPPED GENTLY IN A PAN IS A BAFFLING COUNTERFEIT
phonemes: fɚðə slˈoʊ mˈɑːnətˌoʊn ʌv wˈɔːɾɚ dɹˈɪpɪŋ fɹʌmðə ɹˈuːf ɪn ˌaʊɚ sˈɛkənd ˈækt, ɐ sˈɪŋɡəl bˈiːn, hiː tˈɛlz mˌiː, dɹˈɑːpt dʒˈɛntli ɪn ɐ pˈæn ɪz ɐ bˈæflɪŋ kˈaʊntɚfˌeɪt.