text_original: I'm coming to that. Suffice it to say, he stayed  he _stayed_  he STAYED!  five mortal weeks; refusing to take hints when they almost became kicks; driving our friends from us, and ourselves almost to distraction; his misfortunes alone protecting him from a prompt and vigorous elimination; when a happy chance helped me to a solution of this awful problem of destiny.
text_transcription: I'M COMING TO THAT SUFFICE IT TO SAY HE STAYED HE STAYED HE STAYED FIVE MORTAL WEEKS REFUSING TO TAKE HINTS WHEN THEY ALMOST BECAME KICKS DRIVING OUR FRIENDS FROM US AND OURSELVES ALMOST TO DISTRACTION HIS MISFORTUNES ALONE PROTECTING HIM FROM A PROMPT AND VIGOROUS ELIMINATION WHEN A HAPPY CHANCE HELPED ME TO A SOLUTION OF THIS AWFUL PROBLEM OF DESTINY
phonemes: aɪm kˈʌmɪŋ tə ðˈæt. səfˈaɪs ɪt tə sˈeɪ, hiː stˈeɪd hiː stˈeɪd hiː stˈeɪd!  fˈaɪv mˈɔːɹɾəl wˈiːks; ɹᵻfjˈuːzɪŋ tə tˈeɪk hˈɪnts wɛn ðeɪ ˈɔːlmoʊst bɪkˌeɪm kˈɪks; dɹˈaɪvɪŋ ˌaʊɚ fɹˈɛndz fɹʌm ˌʌs, ænd aʊɚsˈɛlvz ˈɔːlmoʊst tə dɪstɹˈækʃən; hɪz mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊnz ɐlˈoʊn pɹətˈɛktɪŋ hˌɪm fɹʌm ɐ pɹˈɑːmpt ænd vˈɪɡɚɹəs ᵻlˌɪmᵻnˈeɪʃən; wˌɛn ɐ hˈæpi tʃˈæns hˈɛlpt mˌiː tʊ ɐ səlˈuːʃən ʌv ðɪs ˈɔːfəl pɹˈɑːbləm ʌv dˈɛstɪni.