text_original: You may conceive my pleasure. If his cold and practiced judgment could be so stirred, might I not hope that the phlegmatic pit in shiny shirt fronts would rise and shout its approval at our opening? And to what reckless license might not the gallery yield?
text_transcription: YOU MAY CONCEIVE MY PLEASURE IF HIS COLD AND PRACTISED JUDGMENT COULD BE SO STIRRED MIGHT I NOT HOPE THAT THE PHLEGMATIC PIT IN SHINY SHIRT FRONTS WOULD RISE AND SHOUT AS APPROVAL AT OUR OPENING AND TO WHAT RECKLESS LICENSE MIGHT NOT THE GALLERY YIELD
phonemes: juː mˈeɪ kənsˈiːv maɪ plˈɛʒɚ. ɪf hɪz kˈoʊld ænd pɹˈæktɪst dʒˈʌdʒmənt kʊd biː sˌoʊ stˈɜːd, mˌaɪt aɪ nˌɑːt hˈoʊp ðætðə flɛɡmˈæɾɪk pˈɪt ɪn ʃˈaɪni ʃˈɜːt fɹˈʌnts wʊd ɹˈaɪz ænd ʃˈaʊt ɪts ɐpɹˈuːvəl æɾ ˌaʊɚɹ ˈoʊpənɪŋ? ænd tə wʌt ɹˈɛkləs lˈaɪsəns mˌaɪt nˌɑːt ðə ɡˈælɚɹi jˈiːld?