text_original: They get less civility than greets a mean commodity. Worthless mining shares and shoddy gilt editions do not kick their heels with such disregard in the outer office. Popcorn and apples  Armenian laces, even  beg a quicker audience.
text_transcription: THEY GET LESS CIVILITY THAN GREETS A MEAN COMMODITY WORTHLESS MINING SHARES AND SHODDY GILT EDITIONS DO NOT KICK THEIR HEELS WITH SUCH DISREGARD IN THE OUTER OFFICE POP CORN AND APPLE ARMENIAN LACES EVEN TO BEG A QUICKER AUDIENCE
phonemes: ðeɪ ɡɛt lˈɛs sɪvˈɪlᵻɾi ðɐn ɡɹˈiːts ɐ mˈiːn kəmˈɑːdᵻɾi. wˈɜːθləs mˈaɪnɪŋ ʃˈɛɹz ænd ʃˈɑːdi ɡˈɪlt ᵻdˈɪʃənz duːnˌɑːt kˈɪk ðɛɹ hˈiːlz wɪð sˈʌtʃ dˌɪsɹɪɡˈɑːɹd ɪnðɪ ˈaʊɾɚɹ ˈɑːfɪs. pˈɑːpkɔːɹn ænd ˈæpəlz ɑːɹmˈiːniən lˈeɪsᵻz, ˈiːvən bˈɛɡ ɐ kwˈɪkɚɹ ˈɔːdiəns.