text_original: Perhaps a scrawny neighbor by the name of Falstaff might remain inconsequent, but I am sure that if a lady called Messilina moved in next door and were of charming manner, a month would blur the bad suggestion of her name; which presently  if our gardens ran together  would come to sound sweetly in my ears. But a play (more than a child or neighbor) is offered for a sudden judgment  to sink or swim upon a first impression  and its christening is an especial peril. I have fretted for a month to find a title for my comedy.
text_transcription: PERHAPS A SCRAWNING NEIGHBOUR BY THE NAME OF FALSTAFF MIGHT REMAIN INCONSEQUENT BUT I AM SURE THAT IF A LADY CALLED MESSALINA MOVED IN NEXT DOOR AND WERE OF CHARMING MANNER A MONTH WOULD BLUR THE BAD SUGGESTION OF HER NAME WHICH PRESENTLY IF OUR GARDENS RAN TOGETHER WOULD COME TO SOUND SWEETLY IN MY EARS BUT A PLAY MORE THAN A CHILD OR NEIGHBOR IS OFFERED FOR A SUDDEN JUDGMENT TO SINK OR SWIM UPON A FIRST IMPRESSION AND ITS CHRISTENING IS AN ESPECIAL PERIL I HAVE FRETTED FOR A MONTH TO FIND A TITLE FOR MY COMEDY
phonemes: pɚhˈæps ɐ skɹˈɔːni nˈeɪbɚ baɪ ðə nˈeɪm ʌv fˈɔlstæf mˌaɪt ɹᵻmˈeɪn ɪŋkˈɑːnsɪkwənt, bˌʌt aɪɐm ʃˈʊɹ ðæt ɪf ɐ lˈeɪdi kˈɔːld mˌɛsɪlˈiːnə mˈuːvd ɪn nˈɛkst dˈɔːɹ ænd wɜːɹ ʌv tʃˈɑːɹmɪŋ mˈænɚ, ɐ mˈʌnθ wʊd blˈɜː ðə bˈæd sədʒˈɛstʃən ʌv hɜː nˈeɪm; wˌɪtʃ pɹˈɛzəntli ɪf ˌaʊɚ ɡˈɑːɹdənz ɹˈæn təɡˌɛðɚ wʊd kˈʌm tə sˈaʊnd swˈiːtli ɪn maɪ ˈɪɹz. bˌʌt ɐ plˈeɪ (mˈɔːɹ ðˌænə tʃˈaɪld ɔːɹ nˈeɪbɚ) ɪz ˈɔfɚd fɚɹə sˈʌdən dʒˈʌdʒmənt tə sˈɪŋk ɔːɹ swˈɪm əpˌɑːn ɐ fˈɜːst ɪmpɹˈɛʃən ænd ɪts kɹˈɪsənɪŋ ɪz ɐn ɪspˈɛʃəl pˈɛɹəl. aɪ hæv fɹˈɛɾᵻd fɚɹə mˈʌnθ tə fˈaɪnd ɐ tˈaɪɾəl fɔːɹ maɪ kˈɑːmədi.