text_original: The costumer was positive (parsimony!) that a hole  even a little hole  should not be cut in the plaster overhead for their disappearance.
text_transcription: THE COSTUMER WAS POSITIVE PARSIMONY THAT A HOLE EVEN A LITTLE HOLE SHOULD NOT BE CUT IN THE PLASTER OVERHEAD FOR THEIR DISAPPEARANCE
phonemes: ðə kˈɔstuːmɚ wʌz pˈɑːzᵻtˌɪv (pˈɑːɹsɪməni!) ðˌæɾə hˈoʊl ˈiːvən ɐ lˈɪɾəl hˈoʊl ʃˌʊd nˌɑːt biː kˈʌt ɪnðə plˈæstɚɹ ˌoʊvɚhˈɛd fɔːɹ ðɛɹ dˌɪsɐpˈɪɹəns.