text_original: If the chandelier had been an honest piece of metal they might have perched on it until the act ran out. Or perhaps the candles could be extinguished when their legs were still climbing visibly.
text_transcription: IF THE CHANDELIER HAD BEEN AN HONEST PIECE OF METAL THEY MIGHT HAVE PERCHED ON IT UNTIL THE ACT RAN OUT OR PERHAPS THE CANDLES COULD BE EXTINGUISHED WHEN THEIR LEGS WERE STILL CLIMBING VISIBLY
phonemes: ɪf ðə ʃˌændəlˈɪɹ hɐdbɪn ɐn ˈɑːnɪst pˈiːs ʌv mˈɛɾəl ðeɪ mˌaɪthɐv pˈɜːtʃt ˌɔn ɪɾ ʌntˈɪl ðɪ ˈækt ɹˈæn ˈaʊt. ɔːɹ pɚhˈæps ðə kˈændəlz kʊd biː ɛkstˈɪŋɡwɪʃt wɛn ðɛɹ lˈɛɡz wɜː stˈɪl klˈaɪmɪŋ vˈɪzᵻbli.