text_original: The hero, Red Joe, will be played by the manager himself, for it is he who owns the pistol. Is not the boy who has the baseball the captain of his nine? I owe an apology to all the mothers of our cast; for the rough language of my lines outweighs their gentler home instruction.
text_transcription: THE HERO RED JOE WILL BE PLAYED BY THE MANAGER HIMSELF FOR IT IS HE WHO WANTS THE PISTOL IS NOT THE BOY WHO HAS THE BASEBALL THE CAPTAIN OF HIS NINE I OWE AN APOLOGY TO ALL THE MOTHERS OF OUR CASTE FOR THE ROUGH LANGUAGE OF MY LINES OUTWEIGHS THEIR GENTLER HOME INSTRUCTION
phonemes: ðə hˈiəɹoʊ, ɹˈɛd dʒˈoʊ, wɪl biː plˈeɪd baɪ ðə mˈænɪdʒɚ hɪmsˈɛlf, fɔːɹ ɪɾ ɪz hiː hˌuː ˈoʊnz ðə pˈɪstəl. ɪz nˌɑːt ðə bˈɔɪ hˌuː hɐz ðə bˈeɪsbɔːl ðə kˈæptɪn ʌv hɪz nˈaɪn? aɪ ˈoʊ ɐn ɐpˈɑːlədʒi tʊ ˈɔːl ðə mˈʌðɚz ʌv ˌaʊɚ kˈæst; fɚðə ɹˈʌf lˈæŋɡwɪdʒ ʌv maɪ lˈaɪnz aʊtwˈeɪz ðɛɹ dʒˈɛntlɚ hˈoʊm ɪnstɹˈʌkʃən.