text_original: A sausage still stuck to his tail, which presently he ate. And it proved to be his bark, for at the last bite of the sausage his bark returned. And David took his salty handkerchief from his eyes and laughed. There is a chapter on growing old  marked in pencil  a subject which the author of this book knew nothing about, never having grown old himself.
text_transcription: A SAUSAGE STILL STUCK TO HIS TAIL WHICH PRESENTLY HE ATE AND IT PROVED TO BE HIS BARK FOR AT THE LAST BITE OF SAUSAGE HIS BARK RETURNED AND DAVID TOOK HIS SALTY HANDKERCHIEF FROM HIS EYES AND LAUGHED THERE IS A CHAPTER ON GROWING OLD MARKED IN PENCIL A SUBJECT WITH THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK KNEW NOTHING ABOUT NEVER HAVING GROWN OLD HIMSELF
phonemes: ɐ sˈɔːsɪdʒ stˈɪl stˈʌk tə hɪz tˈeɪl, wˌɪtʃ pɹˈɛzəntli hiː ˈeɪt. ænd ɪt pɹˈuːvd təbi hɪz bˈɑːɹk, fɔːɹ æt ðə lˈæst bˈaɪt ʌvðə sˈɔːsɪdʒ hɪz bˈɑːɹk ɹᵻtˈɜːnd. ænd dˈeɪvɪd tˈʊk hɪz sˈɔlti hˈændkɚtʃˌiːf fɹʌm hɪz ˈaɪz ænd lˈæft. ðɛɹ ɪz ɐ tʃˈæptɚɹ ˌɔn ɡɹˈoʊɪŋ ˈoʊld mˈɑːɹkt ɪn pˈɛnsəl ɐ sˈʌbdʒɛkt wˌɪtʃ ðɪ ˈɔːθɚɹ ʌv ðɪs bˈʊk nˈuː nˈʌθɪŋ ɐbˈaʊt, nˈɛvɚ hˌævɪŋ ɡɹˈoʊn ˈoʊld hɪmsˈɛlf.