text_original: _ It is too ornithological. The Natural History Museum might buy a copy and think I had cheated them.
text_transcription: IT IS TOO ORNITHOLOGICAL THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM MIGHT BUY A COPY AND THINK I HAD CHEATED THEM
phonemes: ɪɾ ɪz tˈuː ˌɔːɹnɪθəlˈɑːdʒɪkəl. ðə nˈætʃɚɹəl hˈɪstɚɹi mjuːzˈiəm mˌaɪt bˈaɪ ɐ kˈɑːpi ænd θˈɪŋk aɪ hæd tʃˈiːɾᵻd ðˌɛm.