text_original: We make, in short, a small local revolu  tion, financial and social, to get three days of what is by general consent the very dullest, most monotonous, and most unsatisfactory form of sport in the world.
text_transcription: WE MAKE IN SHORT A SMALL LOCAL REVOLUTION FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL TO GET THREE DAYS OF WHAT IS BY GENERAL CONSENT THE VERY DULLEST MOST MONOTONOUS AND MOST UNSATISFACTORY FORM OF SPORT IN THE WORLD
phonemes: wiː mˈeɪk, ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, ɐ smˈɔːl lˈoʊkəl ɹˈɛvəlˌuː tɪˈɑːn, faɪnˈænʃəl ænd sˈoʊʃəl, tə ɡɛt θɹˈiː dˈeɪz ʌv wʌt ɪz baɪ dʒˈɛnɚɹəl kənsˈɛnt ðə vˈɛɹi dˈʌlɪst, mˈoʊst mənˈɑːtənəs, ænd mˈoʊst ʌnsˌæɾɪsfˈæktɚɹi fˈɔːɹm ʌv spˈɔːɹt ɪnðə wˈɜːld.