text_original: _'S Death_ was suggested, but it was too flippant, too farcical. _'S Blood_, although effective in red lights, met the same objection. _The Spittin' Devil_, named for our pirate ship, lacked refinement. Certainly no lady in silk and lace would admit acquaintance with so gross a personage.
text_transcription: THE DEATH WAS SUGGESTED BUT IT WAS TOO FLIPPANT TOO FARCICAL SUB BLOOD THOUGH EFFECTIVE IN RED LIGHTS MADE THE SAME OBJECTION THE SPITTEN DEVIL NAMED FOR OUR PIRATESHIP LACKED REFINEMENT CERTAINLY NO LADY IN SILK AND LACE WOULD ADMIT ACQUAINTANCE WITH SO GROSS A PERSONAGE
phonemes: ˈɛs dˈɛθ wʌz sədʒˈɛstᵻd, bˌʌt ɪt wʌz tˈuː flˈɪpənt, tˈuː fˈɑːɹsɪkəl. ˈɛs blˈʌd, ɔːlðˈoʊ ɪfˈɛktɪv ɪn ɹˈɛd lˈaɪts, mˈɛt ðə sˈeɪm ɑːbdʒˈɛkʃən. ðə spˈɪtɪn dˈɛvəl, nˈeɪmd fɔːɹ ˌaʊɚ pˈaɪɹət ʃˈɪp, lˈækt ɹᵻfˈaɪnmənt. sˈɜːʔn̩li nˈoʊ lˈeɪdi ɪn sˈɪlk ænd lˈeɪs wʊd ɐdmˈɪt ɐkwˈeɪntəns wɪð sˌoʊ ɡɹˈoʊs ɐ pˈɜːsənɪdʒ.