text_original: After a furious week upon a plot and dialogue, I was given an opportunity to display my wares. The manager himself met me in the hallway. "Is there a shooting?" he asked, with what seemed almost a suppressed excitement.
text_transcription: AFTER A FURIOUS WEEK UPON A PLOT AND DIALOGUE I WAS GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO DISPLAY MY WARES THE MANAGER HIMSELF MET ME IN THE HALLWAY IS THERE A SHOOTING HE ASKED WITH WHAT SEEMED ALMOST A SUPPRESSED EXCITEMENT
phonemes: ˈæftɚɹ ɐ fjˈʊɹɹiəs wˈiːk əpˌɑːn ɐ plˈɑːt ænd dˈaɪəlɑːɡ, aɪ wʌz ɡˈɪvən ɐn ɑːpɚtˈuːnᵻɾi tə dɪsplˈeɪ maɪ wˈɛɹz. ðə mˈænɪdʒɚ hɪmsˈɛlf mˈɛt mˌiː ɪnðə hˈɔːlweɪ. "ɪz ðɛɹ ɐ ʃˈuːɾɪŋ?" hiː ˈæskt, wɪð wʌt sˈiːmd ˈɔːlmoʊst ɐ səpɹˈɛst ɛksˈaɪtmənt.