text_original: "Jacob Menzel!" said I solemnly, "I little thought I was having to do with an impostor!" "If I haf you deceive, I haf myself more dan punish!" was his reply. "Now I resign de position. I ask for de moneys and de shirt, and I part!"
text_transcription: JACOB MENSOR I SAID SOLEMNLY I LITTLE THOUGHT I WAS HAVING TO DO WITH IMPOSTOR IF I HAFF YOU'LL DECEIVE I HAFF MYSELF MORE THAN PUNISH WAS HIS REPLY NOW I RESIGN THE POSITION I ASK FOR THE MONIES AND THE SHIRT AND I PART
phonemes: "dʒˈeɪkəb mˈɛnzəl!" sˈɛd aɪ sˈɑːləmli, "aɪ lˈɪɾəl θˈɔːt aɪ wʌz hˌævɪŋ tə dˈuː wɪð ɐn ɪmpˈɔstɚ!" "ɪf aɪ hˈæf juː dᵻsˈiːv, aɪ hˈæf maɪsˈɛlf mˈɔːɹ dˈæn pˈʌnɪʃ!" wʌz hɪz ɹᵻplˈaɪ. "nˈaʊ aɪ ɹɪzˈaɪn də pəzˈɪʃən. aɪ ˈæsk fɔːɹ də mˈʌniz ænd də ʃˈɜːt, ænd aɪ pˈɑːɹt!"