text_original: Patch Eye and the Duke are not the kind of pirates that lie down and whine for mercy at a single punch. At first our manager was baffled how the pirates were to ascend a ladder to their sleeping loft. They had no place to go. They would crack their ugly heads upon the ceiling.
text_transcription: PATCHAE AND THE DUKE ARE NOT THE KIND OF PIRATES THAT LIE DOWN IN WHINE FOR MERCY AT A SINGLE PUNCH AT FIRST OUR MANAGER WAS BAFFLED HOW THE PIRATES WERE TO ASCEND A LADDER TO THEIR SLEEPING LOFT THEY HAD NO PLACE TO GO THEY WOULD CRACK THEIR UGLY HEADS UPON THE CEILING
phonemes: pˈætʃ ˈaɪ ænd ðə dˈuːk ɑːɹ nˌɑːt ðə kˈaɪnd ʌv pˈaɪɹəts ðæt lˈaɪ dˌaʊn ænd wˈaɪn fɔːɹ mˈɜːsi æɾə sˈɪŋɡəl pˈʌntʃ. æt fˈɜːst ˌaʊɚ mˈænɪdʒɚ wʌz bˈæfəld hˌaʊ ðə pˈaɪɹəts wɜː tʊ ɐsˈɛnd ɐ lˈædɚ tə ðɛɹ slˈiːpɪŋ lˈɔft. ðeɪ hæd nˈoʊ plˈeɪs tə ɡˈoʊ. ðeɪ wʊd kɹˈæk ðɛɹ ˈʌɡli hˈɛdz əpˌɑːn ðə sˈiːlɪŋ.