text_original: And then _Channel Lights_! It sends us sharply to the days of the older melodrama  days when we exchanged a ten cent piece for a gallery seat and hissed the villain. Do you recall the breathless moment when the heroine implored the villain to give her back her stolen child?
text_transcription: AND THEN CHANNEL LIGHTS IT SENDS US SHARPLY TO THE DAYS OF THE OLDER MELODRAMA DAYS WHEN WE EXCHANGED A TEN CENT PIECE FOR A GALLERY SEAT AND HISSED THE VILLAIN DO YOU RECALL THE BREATHLESS MOMENT WHEN THE HEROINE EMPLOYED THE VILLAIN TO GIVE HER BACK HER STOLEN CHILD
phonemes: ænd ðˈɛn tʃˈænəl lˈaɪts! ɪt sˈɛndz ˌʌs ʃˈɑːɹpli tə ðə dˈeɪz ʌvðɪ ˈoʊldɚ mˌɛlədɹˈɑːmə dˈeɪz wɛn wiː ɛkstʃˈeɪndʒd ɐ tˈɛn sˈɛnt pˈiːs fɚɹə ɡˈælɚɹi sˈiːt ænd hˈɪst ðə vˈɪlən. dˈuː juː ɹᵻkˈɔːl ðə bɹˈɛθləs mˈoʊmənt wɛn ðə hˈɛɹoʊˌɪn ɪmplˈɔːɹd ðə vˈɪlən tə ɡˈɪv hɜː bˈæk hɜː stˈoʊlən tʃˈaɪld?