text_original: Yet my title was too long. I could not hope, if my comedy reached the boards, that a manager could afford such a long display of electric lights above the door. It would require more than a barrel of lamps.
text_transcription: YET MY TITLE WAS TOO LONG I COULD NOT HOPE IF MY COMEDY REACHED THE BOARDS THAT A MANAGER COULD AFFORD SUCH A LONG DISPLAY OF ELECTRIC LIGHTS ABOVE THE DOOR IT WOULD REQUIRE MORE THAN A BARREL OF LAMPS
phonemes: jˈɛt maɪ tˈaɪɾəl wʌz tˈuː lˈɔŋ. aɪ kʊd nˌɑːt hˈoʊp, ɪf maɪ kˈɑːmədi ɹˈiːtʃt ðə bˈɔːɹdz, ðˌæɾə mˈænɪdʒɚ kʊd ɐfˈɔːɹd sˈʌtʃ ɐ lˈɔŋ dɪsplˈeɪ ʌv ᵻlˈɛktɹɪk lˈaɪts əbˌʌv ðə dˈɔːɹ. ɪt wʊd ɹᵻkwˈaɪɚ mˈɔːɹ ðˌænə bˈæɹəl ʌv lˈæmps.