text_original: But, sir, when that Phantom, that Vampire, that Fate, loomed before my vision that day, if you had said, "Trover, I'll give ye sixpence for this neat little box of yours," I should have said, "Done!" with the trifling proviso that you should take my uncle in the bargain.
text_transcription: BUT SIR WHEN THAT PHANTOM THAT VAMPIRE THAT FATE LOOMED BEFORE MY VISION THAT DAY IF YOU HAD SAID TROVER I'LL GIVE YOU SIXPENCE FOR THAT NEAT LITTLE BOX OF YOURS I SHOULD HAVE SAID DONE WITH THE TRIFLING PROVISO THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE MY UNCLE IN THE BARGAIN
phonemes: bˌʌt, sˌɜː, wˌɛn ðæt fˈæntəm, ðæt vˈæmpaɪɚ, ðæt fˈeɪt, lˈuːmd bᵻfˌɔːɹ maɪ vˈɪʒən ðæt dˈeɪ, ɪf juː hæd sˈɛd, "tɹˈɑːvɚ, aɪl ɡˈɪv jiː sˈɪkspəns fɔːɹ ðɪs nˈiːt lˈɪɾəl bˈɑːks ʌv jˈɔːɹz," aɪ ʃˌʊdəv sˈɛd, "dˈʌn!" wɪððə tɹˈaɪflɪŋ pɹəvˈaɪzoʊ ðæt juː ʃˌʊd tˈeɪk maɪ ˈʌŋkəl ɪnðə bˈɑːɹɡɪn.