text_original: Then _Clovelly_ seemed enough. At the very least  if my publisher were energetic  it ensured a brisk sale of the printed play among the American tourists on the Devon coast, who travel by boat or char a banc to this ancient fishing village where we set our plot. For even a trivial book sells to trippers if its story is laid around the corner. Would it not be pleasant, I thought, when I visit the place again, to see them thumbing me as they waited for the steamer  to see a whole window of myself placed in equal prominence with picture postal cards?
text_transcription: THEN CLOVELLI SEEMED ENOUGH AT THE VERY LEAST IF MY PUBLISHER WERE ENERGETIC IT ENSURED A BRISK SAIL OF THE PRINTED PLAY AMONG THE AMERICAN TOURISTS ON THE DEVON COAST WHO TRAVELED BY BOAT OR TARAMANC TO THIS ANCIENT FISHING VILLAGE WHERE WE SET OUR PLOT FOR EVEN A TRIVIAL BOOK SELLS TO TRIPPERS IF ITS STORY IS LAID ROUND A CORNER WOULD IT NOT BE PLEASANT I THOUGHT WHEN I VISITED THE PLACE AGAIN TO SEE THEM THUMBING ME AS THEY WAITED FOR THE STEAMER TO SEE A WHOLE WINDOW OF MYSELF PLACED IN EQUAL PROMINENCE WITH PICTURE POST CARDS
phonemes: ðˈɛn klˈoʊvəli sˈiːmd ɪnˈʌf. æt ðə vˈɛɹi lˈiːst ɪf maɪ pˈʌblɪʃɚ wɜːɹ ˌɛnɚdʒˈɛɾɪk ɪɾ ɛnʃˈʊɹd ɐ bɹˈɪsk sˈeɪl ʌvðə pɹˈɪntᵻd plˈeɪ ɐmˌʌŋ ðɪ ɐmˈɛɹɪkən tˈʊɹɹɪsts ɔnðə dˈɛvən kˈoʊst, hˌuː tɹˈævəl baɪ bˈoʊt ɔːɹ tʃˈɑːɹ ɐ bˈæŋk tə ðɪs ˈeɪntʃənt fˈɪʃɪŋ vˈɪlɪdʒ wˌɛɹ wiː sˈɛt ˌaʊɚ plˈɑːt. fɔːɹ ˈiːvən ɐ tɹˈɪvɪəl bˈʊk sˈɛlz tə tɹˈɪpɚz ɪf ɪts stˈɔːɹi ɪz lˈeɪd ɚɹˈaʊnd ðə kˈɔːɹnɚ. wʊd ɪt nˌɑːt biː plˈɛzənt, aɪ θˈɔːt, wˌɛn aɪ vˈɪzɪt ðə plˈeɪs ɐɡˈɛn, tə sˈiː ðˌɛm θˈʌmɪŋ mˌiː æz ðeɪ wˈeɪɾᵻd fɚðə stˈiːmɚ tə sˈiː ɐ hˈoʊl wˈɪndoʊ ʌv maɪsˈɛlf plˈeɪst ɪn ˈiːkwəl pɹˈɑːmɪnəns wɪð pˈɪktʃɚ pˈoʊstəl kˈɑːɹdz?