text_original: Children seem so easy in comparison  John or Gretchen, or Gwendolyn for parents of romantic taste. Gwendolyn I myself dislike, and I have thought I would give it to a cow if ever I owned a farm.
text_transcription: CHILDREN SEEM SO EASY IN COMPARISON JOHN OR GRETCHEN OR GWENDOLEN FOR PARENTS OF ROMANTIC TASTE GWENDOLEN I MYSELF DISLIKE AND I HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT TO A COW IF EVER I OWNED A FARM
phonemes: tʃˈɪldɹən sˈiːm sˌoʊ ˈiːzi ɪn kəmpˈæɹɪsən dʒˈɑːn ɔːɹ ɡɹˈɛttʃən, ɔːɹ ɡwˈɛndəlˌɪn fɔːɹ pˈɛɹənts ʌv ɹoʊmˈæntɪk tˈeɪst. ɡwˈɛndəlˌɪn aɪ maɪsˈɛlf dɪslˈaɪk, ænd aɪ hæv θˈɔːt aɪ wʊd ɡˈɪv ɪt tʊ ɐ kˈaʊ ɪf ˈɛvɚɹ aɪ ˈoʊnd ɐ fˈɑːɹm.