text_original: I was in despair. _Revenge!_ Would that have done? I see a maddened father stand with smoking revolver above the body of a silky whiskered villain. "Doris," the panting parent cries, "the butcher boy knows all and wants you for his bride." And down comes the happy curtain on the lovers.
text_transcription: I WAS IN DESPAIR REVENGE WOULD THAT HAVE DONE I SEE IMAGINED FATHER STAND WITH SMOKING REVOLVER ABOVE THE BODY OF A SILKY WHISKERED VILLAIN DORIS THE PANTING PARENT CRIES THE BUTCHER BOY KNOWS ALL AND WANTS YOU FOR HIS BRIDE AND DOWN COMES THE HAPPY CURTAIN ON THE LOVERS
phonemes: aɪ wʌz ɪn dᵻspˈɛɹ. ɹᵻvˈɛndʒ!wʊd ðæt hæv dˈʌn? aɪ sˈiː ɐ mˈædənd fˈɑːðɚ stˈænd wɪð smˈoʊkɪŋ ɹᵻvˈɑːlvɚɹ əbˌʌv ðə bˈɑːdi əvə sˈɪlki wˈɪskɚd vˈɪlən. "dˈɔːɹɪs," ðə pˈæntɪŋ pˈɛɹənt kɹˈaɪz, "ðə bˈʊtʃɚ bˈɔɪ nˈoʊz ˈɔːl ænd wˈɔnts juː fɔːɹ hɪz bɹˈaɪd." ænd dˌaʊn kˈʌmz ðə hˈæpi kˈɜːtən ɔnðə lˈʌvɚz.