text_original: He suggested From _Dish Pan to Matrimony_  obviously a jest. The sly rogue laughs at me. I must confess, however, that he has given me some of my best lines. "Villainy 's afoot!" for example, and "Sink me stern up!" His peaceful school breeds a wealth of pungent English.
text_transcription: HE SUGGESTED FROM DISH PAN TO MATRIMONY OBVIOUSLY A JEST THE SLY ROGUE LAUGHS AT ME I MUST CONFESS HOWEVER THAT HE HAS GIVEN ME SOME OF MY BEST LINES VILLAINY'S AFOOT FOR EXAMPLE AND SINK MISTERN UP HIS PEACEFUL SCHOOL BREEDS A WEALTH OF PUNGENT ENGLISH
phonemes: hiː sədʒˈɛstᵻd fɹʌm dˈɪʃ pˈæn tə mˈætɹɪməni ˈɑːbviəsli ɐ dʒˈɛst. ðə slˈaɪ ɹˈoʊɡ lˈæfs æt mˌiː. aɪ mˈʌst kənfˈɛs, haʊˈɛvɚ, ðæt hiː hɐz ɡˈɪvən mˌiː sˌʌm ʌv maɪ bˈɛst lˈaɪnz. "vˈɪləni ˈɛs ɐfˈʊt!" fɔːɹ ɛɡzˈæmpəl, ænd "sˈɪŋk mˌiː stˈɜːn ˈʌp!" hɪz pˈiːsfəl skˈuːl bɹˈiːdz ɐ wˈɛlθ ʌv pˈʌndʒənt ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ.