text_original: The meeting of my tall, lank relative and the big nosed little Jew was a spectacle to cure a hypochondriac!
text_transcription: THE MEETING OF MY TALL LANK RELATIVE AND THE BIG NOSED LITTLE JEW WAS A SPECTACLE TO CURE A HYPOCHONDRIAC
phonemes: ðə mˈiːɾɪŋ ʌv maɪ tˈɔːl, lˈæŋk ɹˈɛlətˌɪv ænd ðə bˈɪɡ nˈoʊzd lˈɪɾəl dʒˈuː wʌzɐ spˈɛktəkəl tə kjˈʊɹ ɐ hˌaɪpoʊkˈɑːndɹiˌæk!