text_original: It is so seldom that an obscure author catches anyone _flagrante dilicto_ on his book. Will no one ever read a book of mine in the subway, that I may tap him on the shoulder?
text_transcription: IT IS SO SELDOM THAT AN OBSCURE AUTHOR CATCHES ANY ONE CLAGRANTE DE LACTO IN HIS BOOK WILL NO ONE EVER READ A BOOK OF MINE IN THE SUBWAY THAT I MAY TAP HIM ON THE SHOULDER
phonemes: ɪɾ ɪz sˌoʊ sˈɛldəm ðæt ɐn əbskjˈʊɹ ˈɔːθɚ kˈætʃᵻz ˈɛnɪwˌʌn fleɪɡɹˈɑːnteɪ dɪlˈɪktoʊ ˌɔn hɪz bˈʊk. wɪl nˈoʊwˈʌn ˈɛvɚ ɹˈiːd ɐ bˈʊk ʌv mˈaɪn ɪnðə sˈʌbweɪ, ðæt aɪ mˈeɪ tˈæp hˌɪm ɔnðə ʃˈoʊldɚ?