text_original: Furthermore, he owns a pistol  a harmless, devicerated thing  and he pops it daily at any rogue that may be lurking on the cellar stairs.
text_transcription: FURTHERMORE HE OWNS A PISTOL A HARMLESS DEVICERATED THING AND HE POPS IT DAILY AT ANY ROGUE THAT MAY BE LURKING ON THE CELLAR STAIRS
phonemes: fˌɜːðɚmˈɔːɹ, hiː ˈoʊnz ɐ pˈɪstəl ɐ hˈɑːɹmləs, dɪvˈaɪsɚɹˌeɪɾᵻd θˈɪŋ ænd hiː pˈɑːps ɪt dˈeɪli æɾ ˌɛni ɹˈoʊɡ ðæt mˈeɪ biː lˈɜːkɪŋ ɔnðə sˈɛlɚ stˈɛɹz.