text_original: Yes, it would be a joke if my little Iron clad should end his career of imposture in that public institution, and sit once more under my excellent uncle! But I can't wish him any such misfortune. His mission to us was one of mercy.
text_transcription: YES IT WOULD BE A JOKE IF MY LITTLE IRONCLAD SHOULD END HIS CAREER OF IMPOSTURE IN THAT PUBLIC INSTITUTION AND SIT ONCE MORE UNDER MY EXCELLENT UNCLE BUT I CAN'T WISH HIM ANY SUCH MISFORTUNE HIS MISSION TO US WAS ONE OF MERCY
phonemes: jˈɛs, ɪt wʊd biː ɐ dʒˈoʊk ɪf maɪ lˈɪɾəl ˈaɪɚn klˈæd ʃˌʊd ˈɛnd hɪz kɚɹˈɪɹ ʌv ɪmpˈɔstʃɚɹ ɪn ðæt pˈʌblɪk ˌɪnstɪtˈuːʃən, ænd sˈɪt wˈʌns mˈɔːɹ ˌʌndɚ maɪ ˈɛksələnt ˈʌŋkəl! bˌʌt aɪ kˈænt wˈɪʃ hˌɪm ˌɛni sˈʌtʃ mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊn. hɪz mˈɪʃən tʊ ˌʌs wʌz wˈʌn ʌv mˈɜːsi.