text_original: Furthermore, he owns a pistol  a harmless, devicerated thing  and he pops it daily at any rogue that may be lurking on the cellar stairs. All pirates wear pigtails  pirates, that is, of the upper crust (the Kidds and Flints and Morgans)  and at first this was a knotty problem.
text_transcription: FURTHERMORE HE OWNS A PISTOL A HARMLESS DEVICERATED THING AND HE POPS IT DAILY AT ANY ROGUE THAT MAY BE LURKING ON THE CELLAR STAIRS ALL PIRATES WEAR PIGTAILS PIRATES THAT IS OF THE UPPER CRUST THE KIDS AND FLINTS AND MORGANS AND AT FIRST THIS WAS A KNOTTY PROBLEM
phonemes: fˌɜːðɚmˈɔːɹ, hiː ˈoʊnz ɐ pˈɪstəl ɐ hˈɑːɹmləs, dɪvˈaɪsɚɹˌeɪɾᵻd θˈɪŋ ænd hiː pˈɑːps ɪt dˈeɪli æɾ ˌɛni ɹˈoʊɡ ðæt mˈeɪ biː lˈɜːkɪŋ ɔnðə sˈɛlɚ stˈɛɹz. ˈɔːl pˈaɪɹəts wˈɛɹ pˈɪɡteɪlz pˈaɪɹəts, ðæt ˈɪz, ʌvðɪ ˌʌpɚ kɹˈʌst (ðə kˈɪdz ænd flˈɪnts ænd mˈɔːɹɡənz)  ænd æt fˈɜːst ðɪs wʌzɐ nˈɑːɾi pɹˈɑːbləm.