text_original: "Doris," the panting parent cries, "the butcher boy knows all and wants you for his bride." And down comes the happy curtain on the lovers. _The Wreckers_ belongs to Stevenson. _The Pirates' Nest!_ It is too ornithological. The Natural History Museum might buy a copy and think I had cheated them.
text_transcription: DORIS THE PANTING PARENT CRIES THE BUTCHER BOY KNOWS ALL AND WANTS YOU FOR HIS BRIDE AND DOWN COMES THE HAPPY CURTAIN ON THE LOVERS THE WRECKERS BELONGS TO STEVENSON THE PIRATES NEST IT IS TOO ORNITHOLOGICAL THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM MIGHT BUY A COPY AND THINK I HAD CHEATED THEM
phonemes: "dˈɔːɹɪs," ðə pˈæntɪŋ pˈɛɹənt kɹˈaɪz, "ðə bˈʊtʃɚ bˈɔɪ nˈoʊz ˈɔːl ænd wˈɔnts juː fɔːɹ hɪz bɹˈaɪd." ænd dˌaʊn kˈʌmz ðə hˈæpi kˈɜːtən ɔnðə lˈʌvɚz. ðə ɹˈɛkɚz bᵻlˈɔŋz tə stˈiːvɛnsən. ðə pˈaɪɹəts nˈɛst!ɪɾ ɪz tˈuː ˌɔːɹnɪθəlˈɑːdʒɪkəl. ðə nˈætʃɚɹəl hˈɪstɚɹi mjuːzˈiəm mˌaɪt bˈaɪ ɐ kˈɑːpi ænd θˈɪŋk aɪ hæd tʃˈiːɾᵻd ðˌɛm.