text_original: With him my tale begins; for if I had never indulged in an Uncle Popworth I should never have sported an Iron clad.
text_transcription: WITH HIM MY TALE BEGINS FOR IF I HAD NEVER INDULGED IN AN UNCLE POPWORTH I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SPORTED AN IRONCLAD
phonemes: wɪð hˌɪm maɪ tˈeɪl bɪɡˈɪnz; fɔːɹ ɪf aɪ hæd nˈɛvɚɹ ɪndˈʌldʒd ɪn ɐn ˈʌŋkəl pˈɑːpwɜːθ aɪ ʃˌʊd nˈɛvɚ hæv spˈɔːɹɾᵻd ɐn ˈaɪɚn klˈæd.