text_original: I have no doubt but that the manager, from this time forward, will beg all errands in his direction and that his smile will thaw the friendly butcher to his purpose. Certainly two legs of lamb, if whispered that the drama is at stake, will consent to hang for one tremendous day upon a single hook.
text_transcription: I HAVE NO DOUBT BUT THAT THE MANAGER FROM THIS TIME FORWARD WILL BEG ALL ERRANDS IN HIS DIRECTION AND THAT HIS SMILE WILL THAW THE FRIENDLY BUTCHER TO HIS PURPOSE CERTAINLY TWO LEGS OF LAMB IF WHISPERED THAT THE DRAMA IS AT STAKE WILL CONSENT TO HANG FOR ONE TREMENDOUS DAY UPON A SINGLE HOOK
phonemes: aɪ hæv nˈoʊ dˈaʊt bˌʌt ðætðə mˈænɪdʒɚ, fɹʌm ðɪs tˈaɪm fˈɔːɹwɚd, wɪl bˈɛɡ ˈɔːl ˈɛɹəndz ɪn hɪz dᵻɹˈɛkʃən ænd ðæt hɪz smˈaɪl wɪl θˈɔː ðə fɹˈɛndli bˈʊtʃɚ tə hɪz pˈɜːpəs. sˈɜːʔn̩li tˈuː lˈɛɡz ʌv lˈæm, ɪf wˈɪspɚd ðætðə dɹˈɑːmə ɪz æt stˈeɪk, wɪl kənsˈɛnt tə hˈæŋ fɔːɹ wˈʌn tɹəmˈɛndəs dˈeɪ əpˌɑːn ɐ sˈɪŋɡəl hˈʊk.