text_original: There is absolutely no seriousness about the matter at all, it is amusement and relaxation pure and simple that is sought for; there is no heart burning between rival shots, no bribing of keepers, no favoritism, no ill will possible anywhere ; and lastly, no unpleasantly heavy bag to carry home after a long day's walking.
text_transcription: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SERIOUSNESS ABOUT THE MATTER AT ALL IT IS AMUSEMENT AND RELAXATION PURE AND SIMPLE THAT IS SOUGHT FOR THERE IS NO HEART BURNING BETWEEN RIVAL SHOTS NO BRIBING OF KEEPERS NO FAVORITISM NO ILL WILL POSSIBLE ANYWHERE AND LASTLY NO UNPLEASANTLY HEAVY BAG TO CARRY HOME AFTER A LONG DAY'S WALKING
phonemes: ðɛɹ ɪz ˌæbsəlˈuːtli nˈoʊ sˈɪɹiəsnəs ɐbˌaʊt ðə mˈæɾɚɹ æɾ ˈɔːl, ɪɾ ɪz ɐmjˈuːzmənt ænd ɹᵻlɐksˈeɪʃən pjˈʊɹ ænd sˈɪmpəl ðæt ɪz sˈɔːt fɔːɹ; ðɛɹ ɪz nˈoʊ hˈɑːɹt bˈɜːnɪŋ bᵻtwˌiːn ɹˈaɪvəl ʃˈɑːts, nˈoʊ bɹˈaɪbɪŋ ʌv kˈiːpɚz, nˈoʊ fˈeɪvɚɹᵻtˌɪzəm, nˈoʊ ˈɪl wɪl pˈɑːsᵻbəl ˈɛnɪwˌɛɹ ; ænd lˈæstli, nˈoʊ ʌnplˈɛzəntli hˈɛvi bˈæɡ tə kˈæɹi hˈoʊm ˈæftɚɹ ɐ lˈɔŋ dˈeɪz wˈɔːkɪŋ.