text_original: If I had not been in a harem, and in the presence of a woman of whom I was somewhat afraid, my answer would have been, "Well, if you are foolish enough not to know, why, what is the use of teUing you?"
text_transcription: IF I HAD NOT BEEN IN A HAREM AND IN THE PRESENCE OF A WOMAN OF WHOM I WAS SOMEWHAT AFRAID MY ANSWER WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL IF YOU ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH NOT TO KNOW WHY WHAT IS THE USE OF TELLING YOU
phonemes: ɪf aɪ hæd nˌɑːt bˌɪn ɪn ɐ hɑːɹˈiːm, ænd ɪnðə pɹˈɛzəns əvə wˈʊmən ʌv hˈuːm aɪ wʌz sˈʌmwʌt ɐfɹˈeɪd, maɪ ˈænsɚ wʊdhɐv bˌɪn, "wˈɛl, ɪf juː ɑːɹ fˈuːlɪʃ ɪnˈʌf nˌɑːt tə nˈoʊ, wˈaɪ, wˌʌt ɪz ðə jˈuːs ʌv tˈiː jˈuːɪŋ juː?"