text_original: One little girl has been told she cries as easily as a crocodile. Another little girl was heard to say she would slit her sister's _wisdom_  a slip, no doubt, for _wizen_. And Blast my lamps! and Sink my timbers! are rolled profanely on the tongue.
text_transcription: ONE LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN TOLD SHE CRIES AS EVECLES A CROCODILE ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL WAS HEARD TO SAY SHE WOULD SPLIT HER SISTER'S WISDOM A SLIP NO DOUBT FOR WHISON AND BLAST MY LAMPS AND SINK MY TIMBERS ARE ROLLED PROFANELY ON THE TONGUE
phonemes: wˈʌn lˈɪɾəl ɡˈɜːl hˈæzbiːn tˈoʊld ʃiː kɹˈaɪz æz ˈiːzili æz ɐ kɹˈɑːkədˌaɪl. ɐnˈʌðɚ lˈɪɾəl ɡˈɜːl wʌz hˈɜːd tə sˈeɪ ʃiː wʊd slˈɪt hɜː sˈɪstɚz wˈɪzdəm ɐ slˈɪp, nˈoʊ dˈaʊt, fɔːɹ wˈɪzən. ænd blˈæst maɪ lˈæmps! ænd sˈɪŋk maɪ tˈɪmbɚz! ɑːɹ ɹˈoʊld pɹəfˈeɪnli ɔnðə tˈʌŋ.