text_original: And to what reckless license might not the gallery yield? I fancied a burst of somersaults in the upper gloom, and tremendous handsprings  both men and women  down the sharp pitched aisle. It would be shocking  this giddy flash of lingerie  except that our broader times now give it countenance.
text_transcription: AND TO WHAT RECKLESS LICENSE MIGHT NOT THE GALLERY YIELD I FANCIED A BURST OF SOMERSAULT IN THE UPPER GLOOM AND TREMENDOUS HANDSPRINGS BOTH MEN AND WOMEN DOWN THE SHARP PITCHED AISLE IT WOULD BE SHOCKING THIS GIDDY FLASH OF LAANGE ARRAY EXCEPT THAT OUR BROADER TIMES NOW GIVE IT COUNTENANCE
phonemes: ænd tə wʌt ɹˈɛkləs lˈaɪsəns mˌaɪt nˌɑːt ðə ɡˈælɚɹi jˈiːld? aɪ fˈænsid ɐ bˈɜːst ʌv sˈʌməsˌɔlts ɪnðɪ ˌʌpɚ ɡlˈuːm, ænd tɹəmˈɛndəs hˈændspɹɪŋz bˈoʊθ mˈɛn ænd wˈɪmɪn dˌaʊn ðə ʃˈɑːɹp pˈɪtʃt ˈaɪəl. ɪt wʊd biː ʃˈɑːkɪŋ ðɪs ɡˈɪdi flˈæʃ ʌv lˌɑːnʒɚɹˈeɪ ɛksˈɛpt ðæt ˌaʊɚ bɹˈɔːdɚ tˈaɪmz nˈaʊ ɡˈɪv ɪt kˈaʊntənəns.