text_original: We go some way to corrupt the morals of a parish, and perhaps turn half a dozen idlers into felons; we make tenants dis  contented, moderate people dissatisfied at seeing wealth and labor so ill and unprofitably spent, the humanita  rian world is shocked at an unnecessary slaughter, and the non sporting world of thinkers are mortified to see their countrymen engaged in one other form of inde  fensible folly.
text_transcription: WE GO SOME WAY TO CORRUPT THE MORALS OF A PARISH AND PERHAPS TURN HALF A DOZEN IDLERS INTO PHALS WE MAKE TENANTS DISCONTENTED MODERATE PEOPLE DISSATISFIED AT SEEING WEALTH AND LABOR SO ILL AND UNPROFITABLY SPENT THE HUMANITARIAN WORLD IS SHOCKED AT AN UNNECESSARY SLAUGHTER AND THE NON SPORTING WORLD OF THINKERS ARE MORTIFIED TO SEE THEIR COUNTRYMEN ENGAGED IN ONE OTHER FORM OF INDEFENSIBLE FOLLY
phonemes: wiː ɡˌoʊ sˌʌm wˈeɪ tə kɚɹˈʌpt ðə mˈɔːɹəlz əvə pˈæɹɪʃ, ænd pɚhˈæps tˈɜːn hˈæf ɐ dˈʌzən ˈaɪdlɚz ˌɪntʊ fˈɛlənz; wiː mˌeɪk tˈɛnənts dˈɪs kəntˈɛntᵻd, mˈɑːdɚɹət pˈiːpəl dɪsˈæɾɪsfˌaɪd æt sˈiːɪŋ wˈɛlθ ænd lˈeɪbɚ sˌoʊ ˈɪl ænd ʌnpɹˈɑːfɪɾəbli spˈɛnt, ðə hjˌuːmɐnˈiːɾɚ ɹˈaɪən wˈɜːld ɪz ʃˈɑːkt æɾ ɐn ʌnnˈɛsᵻsɚɹi slˈɔːɾɚ, ænd ðə nˈɑːn spˈɔːɹɾɪŋ wˈɜːld ʌv θˈɪŋkɚz ɑːɹ mˈɔːɹɾᵻfˌaɪd tə sˈiː ðɛɹ kˈʌntɹɪmˌɛn ɛŋɡˈeɪdʒd ɪn wˈʌn ˈʌðɚ fˈɔːɹm ʌv ˌɪndə fˈɛnsᵻbəl fˈɑːli.