text_original: He of the diminutive legs and stupendous nose bowed with perfect decorum, and seated himself, stiff and erect, in the big chair I placed for him.
text_transcription: HE OF THE DIMINUTIVE LEGS AND STUPENDOUS NOSE BOWED WITH PERFECT DECORUM AND SEATED HIMSELF STIFF AND ERECT IN THE BIG CHAIR I PLACED FOR HIM
phonemes: hiː ʌvðə dᵻmˈɪnjuːtˌɪv lˈɛɡz ænd stuːpˈɛndəs nˈoʊz bˈaʊd wɪð pˈɜːfɛkt dᵻkˈɔːɹəm, ænd sˈiːɾᵻd hɪmsˈɛlf, stˈɪf ænd ɪɹˈɛkt, ɪnðə bˈɪɡ tʃˈɛɹ aɪ plˈeɪst fɔːɹ hˌɪm.