text_original: I once knew an excellent couple of the name of Bottom, who chose Ruby for their offspring; but I have no doubt that the infelicity was altered at the font. The fact is that most of our names grow in time to fit our figure and our character.
text_transcription: I ONCE KNEW AN EXCELLENT COUPLE OF THE NAME OF BOTTOM WHO CHOSE RUBY AS HER OFFSPRING BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE INFELICITY WAS ALTERED AT THE FONT THE FACT IS THAT MOST OF OUR NAMES GROW IN TIME TO FIT OUR FIGURE IN OUR CHARACTER
phonemes: aɪ wˈʌns nˈuː ɐn ˈɛksələnt kˈʌpəl ʌvðə nˈeɪm ʌv bˈɑːɾəm, hˌuː tʃˈoʊz ɹˈuːbi fɔːɹ ðɛɹ ˈɔfspɹɪŋ; bˌʌt aɪ hæv nˈoʊ dˈaʊt ðætðɪ ɪnfɛlˈɪsᵻɾi wʌz ˈɔltɚd æt ðə fˈɔnt. ðə fˈækt ɪz ðæt mˈoʊst əv ˌaʊɚ nˈeɪmz ɡɹˈoʊ ɪn tˈaɪm tə fˈɪt ˌaʊɚ fˈɪɡjɚ ænd ˌaʊɚ kˈæɹɪktɚ.