text_original: But one of your own kindred, and very respectable, adding the claim of misfortune to his other claims upon you  pachydermatous to slights, smilingly persuasive, gently persistent  as imperturbable as a ship's wooden figurehead through all the ups and downs of the voyage of life, and as insensible to cold water  in short, an uncle like my uncle, whom there was no getting rid of  what the deuce would you do?
text_transcription: BUT ONE OF YOUR OWN KINDRED AND VERY RESPECTABLE ADDING THE CLAIM OF MISFORTUNE TO HIS OTHER CLAIMS UPON YOU PACHYDERMATUS TO SLIGHTS SMILINGLY PERSUASIVE GENTLY PERSISTENT AS IMPERTURBABLE AS A SHIP'S WOODEN FIGURE HEAD THROUGH ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS OF THE VOYAGE OF LIFE AND AS INSENSIBLE TO COLD WATER IN SHORT AN UNCLE LIKE MY UNCLE WHOM THERE WAS NO GETTING RID OF WHAT THE DEUCE WOULD YOU DO
phonemes: bˌʌt wˈʌn ʌv jʊɹ ˈoʊn kˈɪndɹɪd, ænd vˈɛɹi ɹᵻspˈɛktəbəl, ˈædɪŋ ðə klˈeɪm ʌv mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊn tə hɪz ˈʌðɚ klˈeɪmz əpˌɑːn juː pˌækɪdɚmˈæɾəs tə slˈaɪts, smˈaɪlɪŋli pɚswˈeɪsɪv, dʒˈɛntli pɚsˈɪstənt æz ɪmpɚtˈɜːbəbəl æz ɐ ʃˈɪps wˈʊdən fˈɪɡjɚhˌɛd θɹuː ˈɔːl ðɪ ˌʌps ænd dˈaʊnz ʌvðə vˈɔɪɪdʒ ʌv lˈaɪf, ænd æz ɪnsˈɛnsᵻbəl tə kˈoʊld wˈɔːɾɚɹ ɪn ʃˈɔːɹt, ɐn ˈʌŋkəl lˈaɪk maɪ ˈʌŋkəl, hˈuːm ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ ɡˌɛɾɪŋ ɹˈɪd ʌv wʌt ðə djˈuːs wʊd juː dˈuː?