text_original: So it happens that your born bore is never weary of his own boring; he thrives upon it; while he seems to be giving, he is mysteriously taking in  he is drinking your blood. But you say nobody is obliged to _read_ a sermon.
text_transcription: SO IT HAPPENS THAT YOUR BORN BOAR IS NEVER WEARY OF HIS OWN BORING HE THRIVES UPON IT WHILE HE SEEMS TO BE GIVING HE IS MYSTERIOUSLY TAKING IN HE IS DRINKING YOUR BLOOD BUT YOU SAY NOBODY IS OBLIGED TO READ A SERMON
phonemes: sˌoʊ ɪt hˈæpənz ðæt jʊɹ bˈɔːɹn bˈɔːɹ ɪz nˈɛvɚ wˈɪɹi ʌv hɪz ˈoʊn bˈɔːɹɪŋ; hiː θɹˈaɪvz əpˌɑːn ɪt; wˌaɪl hiː sˈiːmz təbi ɡˈɪvɪŋ, hiː ɪz mɪstˈɪɹiəsli tˈeɪkɪŋ ɪn hiː ɪz dɹˈɪŋkɪŋ jʊɹ blˈʌd. bˌʌt juː sˈeɪ nˈoʊbɑːdi ɪz əblˈaɪdʒd tə ɹˈiːd ɐ sˈɜːmən.