text_original: Then he relapsed into agencies, and went through a long list of them, each terminating in flat failure, to his ever recurring surprise  the simple old soul never suspecting, to this day, who his one great tireless, terrible enemy is!
text_transcription: THEN HE RELAPSED INTO AGENCIES AND WENT THROUGH A LONG LIST OF THEM EACH TERMINATING IN FLAT FAILURE TO HIS EVER RECURRING SURPRISE THE SIMPLE OLD SOUL NEVER SUSPECTING TO THIS DAY WHO HIS ONE GREAT TIRELESS TERRIBLE ENEMY IS
phonemes: ðˈɛn hiː ɹᵻlˈæpst ˌɪntʊ ˈeɪdʒənsiz, ænd wɛnt θɹuː ɐ lˈɔŋ lˈɪst ʌv ðˌɛm, ˈiːtʃ tˈɜːmᵻnˌeɪɾɪŋ ɪn flˈæt fˈeɪlɪɹ, tə hɪz ˈɛvɚ ɹᵻkˈɜːɹɪŋ sɚpɹˈaɪz ðə sˈɪmpəl ˈoʊld sˈoʊl nˈɛvɚ səspˈɛktɪŋ, tə ðɪs dˈeɪ, hˌuː hɪz wˈʌn ɡɹˈeɪt tˈaɪɚləs, tˈɛɹᵻbəl ˈɛnəmi ɪz!