text_original: A bench must be upset, the beer cask overturned, a jug of Darlin's grog spilled, and one stool, at least, must be smashed  preferably on the captain's head, who must, however, be consulted.
text_transcription: A BENCH MUST BE UPSET THE BEER CASK OVERTURNED A JUG OF DARLIN'S GROG SPILLED AND ONE STOOL AT LEAST MUST BE SMASHED PREFERABLY ON THE CAPTAIN'S HEAD WHO MUST HOWEVER BE CONSULTED
phonemes: ɐ bˈɛntʃ mˈʌst biː ʌpsˈɛt, ðə bˈɪɹ kˈæsk ˌoʊvɚtˈɜːnd, ɐ dʒˈʌɡ ʌv dˈɑːɹlɪnz ɡɹˈɑːɡ spˈɪld, ænd wˈʌn stˈuːl, æt lˈiːst, mˈʌst biː smˈæʃt pɹˈɛfɹəbli ɔnðə kˈæptɪnz hˈɛd, hˌuː mˈʌst, haʊˈɛvɚ, biː kənsˈʌltᵻd.