text_original: Of course Captain Cook, in his culpable carelessness of style, had made the simple entry, ** Solander had his pocket picked." When we read of the "poetical fables of Arcadia," of the "fainous Purpura of the Ancients," we feel the felicity of passing Cook through a classical mill.
text_transcription: OF COURSE CAPTAIN COOK IN HIS CULPABLE CARELESSNESS OF STYLE HAD MADE THE SIMPLE ENTRY SOLANDER HAD HIS POCKET PICKED WHEN WE READ OF THE POETICAL FABLES OF ARCADIA OF THE FAMOUS PURPER OF THE ANCIENTS WE FEEL THE FELICITY OF PASSING COOK THROUGH A CLASSICAL MILL
phonemes: ʌv kˈɔːɹs kˈæptɪn kˈʊk, ɪn hɪz kˈʌlpəbəl kˈɛɹləsnəs ʌv stˈaɪl, hæd mˌeɪd ðə sˈɪmpəl ˈɛntɹi, ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk sˈɑːləndɚ hæd hɪz pˈɑːkɪt pˈɪkt." wˌɛn wiː ɹˈiːd ʌvðə "poʊˈɛɾɪkəl fˈeɪbəlz ʌv ɑːɹkˈeɪdiə," ʌvðə "fˈeɪnəs pˈɜːpʊɹɹə ʌvðɪ ˈeɪntʃənts," wiː fˈiːl ðə fɛlˈɪsᵻɾi ʌv pˈæsɪŋ kˈʊk θɹuː ɐ klˈæsɪkəl mˈɪl.