text_original: How  how I shall laugh at them, presently!" "You choose to be mysterious, sir?" I asked impatiently. "No. Presently you shall understand, and then you will forgive me, I know. I have come through an experience such as no man has ever known before.
text_transcription: HOW HOW I SHALL LAUGH AT THEM PRESENTLY YOU CHOOSE TO BE MYSTERIOUS SIR I ASKED IMPATIENTLY NO PRESENTLY YOU SHALL UNDERSTAND AND THEN YOU WILL FORGIVE ME I KNOW I HAVE COME THROUGH AN EXPERIENCE SUCH AS NO MAN HAS EVER KNOWN BEFORE
phonemes: hˌaʊ hˌaʊ aɪʃˌɐl lˈæf æt ðˌɛm, pɹˈɛzəntli!" "juː tʃˈuːz təbi mɪstˈɪɹiəs, sˌɜː?" aɪ ˈæskt ɪmpˈeɪʃəntli. "nˈoʊ. pɹˈɛzəntli juː ʃˌæl ˌʌndɚstˈænd, ænd ðˈɛn juː wɪl fɚɡˈɪv mˌiː, aɪ nˈoʊ. aɪ hæv kˈʌm θɹuː ɐn ɛkspˈiəɹɪəns sˈʌtʃ ɐz nˈoʊ mˈæn hɐz ˈɛvɚ nˈoʊn bᵻfˈɔːɹ.