text_original: Most of these parties are composed of females, who have only exclamations to make instead of intelligent comment, and who possess an unbounded capacity for asking utterly asinine questions. It was, therefore, a real pleasure to show Harbauer through the ship.
text_transcription: MOST OF THESE PARTIES ARE COMPOSED OF FEMALES WHO HAVE ONLY EXCLAMATIONS TO MAKE INSTEAD OF INTELLIGENT COMMENT AND WHO POSSESS AN UNBOUNDED CAPACITY FOR ASKING UTTERLY ASININE QUESTIONS IT WAS THEREFORE A REAL PLEASURE TO SHOW HARBOUR THROUGH THE SHIP
phonemes: mˈoʊst əv ðiːz pˈɑːɹɾiz ɑːɹ kəmpˈoʊzd ʌv fˈiːmeɪlz, hˌuː hæv ˈoʊnli ɛksklɐmˈeɪʃənz tə mˌeɪk ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt kˈɑːmɛnt, ænd hˌuː pəzˈɛs ɐn ʌnbˈaʊndᵻd kəpˈæsᵻɾi fɔːɹ ˈæskɪŋ ˈʌɾɚli ˈæsɪnˌaɪn kwˈɛstʃənz. ɪt wˈʌz, ðˈɛɹfɔːɹ, ɐ ɹˈiːəl plˈɛʒɚ tə ʃˈoʊ hˈɑːɹbaʊɚ θɹuː ðə ʃˈɪp.