text_original: Among a great mass of old records which I was browsing through the other day, I happened across that report; it occupied exactly three lines in the log book of the _Ertak_: "Just before departure, discovered stowaway, apparently demented, and ejected him."
text_transcription: AMONG A GREAT MASS OF OLD RECORDS WHICH I WAS BROWSING THROUGH THE OTHER DAY I HAPPENED TO CROSS THAT REPORT IT OCCUPIED EXACTLY THREE LINES IN THE LOG BOOK OF THE ATTACK JUST BEFORE DEPARTURE DISCOVERED STOWAWAY APPARENTLY DEMENTED AND EJECTED HIM
phonemes: ɐmˌʌŋ ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt mˈæs ʌv ˈoʊld ɹˈɛkɚdz wˌɪtʃ aɪ wʌz bɹˈaʊzɪŋ θɹuː ðɪ ˈʌðɚ dˈeɪ, aɪ hˈæpənd əkɹˌɑːs ðæt ɹᵻpˈɔːɹt; ɪɾ ˈɑːkjʊpˌaɪd ɛɡzˈæktli θɹˈiː lˈaɪnz ɪnðə lˈɔɡ bˈʊk ʌvðɪ ˈɜːɾæk: "dʒˈʌst bᵻfˌɔːɹ dᵻpˈɑːɹtʃɚ, dɪskˈʌvɚd stˈoʊəwˌeɪ, ɐpˈæɹəntli dᵻmˈɛntᵻd, ænd ɪdʒˈɛktᵻd hˌɪm."