text_original: Oh, say so plainly, if you don't think my little anecdote worth listening to!" "My dear sir, I am waiting to hear it."
text_transcription: OH SAY SO PLAINLY IF YOU DON'T THINK MY LITTLE ANECDOTE IS WORTH LISTENING TO MY DEAR SIR I'M WAITING TO HEAR IT
phonemes: ˈoʊ, sˈeɪ sˌoʊ plˈeɪnli, ɪf juː dˈoʊnt θˈɪŋk maɪ lˈɪɾəl ˈænɪkdˌoʊt wˈɜːθ lˈɪsənɪŋ tuː!" "maɪ dˈɪɹ sˌɜː, aɪɐm wˈeɪɾɪŋ tə hˈɪɹ ɪt."