text_original: It read, as nearly as I can recall it, like this: Harbauer Says Time Is Like Great River Jacob Harbauer, local inventor, in an exclusive interview, propounds the theory that man can move about in time exactly as a boat moves about on the surface of a swift flowing river, save that he cannot go back into time, on account of the opposition of the current.
text_transcription: IT READ AS NEARLY AS I CAN RECALL LIKE THIS HARBOUR SAYS TIME IS LIKE GREAT RIVER JACOB HARBOUR LOCAL INVENTOR IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW PROPOUNDS THE THEORY THAT MAN CAN MOVE ABOUT IN TIME EXACTLY AS A BOAT MOVES ABOUT ON THE SURFACE OF A SWIFT FLOWING RIVER SAVE THAT HE CANNOT GO BACK INTO TIME ON ACCOUNT OF THE OPPOSITION OF THE CURRENT
phonemes: ɪt ɹˈiːd, æz nˌɪɹli æz aɪ kæn ɹᵻkˈɔːl ɪt, lˈaɪk ðˈɪs: hˈɑːɹbaʊɚ sˈɛz tˈaɪm ɪz lˈaɪk ɡɹˈeɪt ɹˈɪvɚ dʒˈeɪkəb hˈɑːɹbaʊɚ, lˈoʊkəl ɪnvˈɛntɚ, ɪn ɐn ɛksklˈuːsɪv ˈɪntɚvjˌuː, pɹəpˈaʊndz ðə θˈiəɹi ðæt mˈæn kæn mˈuːv ɐbˌaʊt ɪn tˈaɪm ɛɡzˈæktli æz ɐ bˈoʊt mˈuːvz ɐbˌaʊt ɔnðə sˈɜːfɪs əvə swˈɪft flˈoʊɪŋ ɹˈɪvɚ, sˈeɪv ðæt hiː kænˈɑːt ɡˌoʊ bˈæk ˌɪntʊ tˈaɪm, ˌɔn ɐkˈaʊnt ʌvðɪ ˌɑːpəzˈɪʃən ʌvðə kˈɜːɹənt.