text_original: I nodded, and motioned for him to precede me through the door. * * * * * As an officer of the Special Patrol Service, it has often been my duty to show parties and individuals through my ship. Most of these parties are composed of females, who have only exclamations to make instead of intelligent comment, and who possess an unbounded capacity for asking utterly asinine questions.
text_transcription: I NODDED AND MOTIONED FOR HIM TO PRECEDE ME THROUGH THE DOOR AS AN OFFICER OF THE SPECIAL PATROL SERVICE IT HAS OFTEN BEEN MY DUTY TO SHOW PARTIES AND INDIVIDUALS THROUGH MY SHIP MOST OF THESE PARTIES ARE COMPOSED OF FEMALES WHO HAVE ONLY EXCLAMATIONS TO MAKE INSTEAD OF INTELLIGENT COMMENT AND WHO POSSESS AN UNBOUNDED CAPACITY FOR ASKING UTTERLY ASININE QUESTIONS
phonemes: aɪ nˈɑːdᵻd, ænd mˈoʊʃənd fɔːɹ hˌɪm tə pɹɪsˈiːd mˌiː θɹuː ðə dˈɔːɹ. ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk æz ɐn ˈɑːfɪsɚɹ ʌvðə spˈɛʃəl pɐtɹˈoʊl sˈɜːvɪs, ɪt hɐz ˈɔfən bˌɪn maɪ dˈuːɾi tə ʃˈoʊ pˈɑːɹɾiz ænd ˌɪndᵻvˈɪdʒuːəlz θɹuː maɪ ʃˈɪp. mˈoʊst əv ðiːz pˈɑːɹɾiz ɑːɹ kəmpˈoʊzd ʌv fˈiːmeɪlz, hˌuː hæv ˈoʊnli ɛksklɐmˈeɪʃənz tə mˌeɪk ɪnstˈɛd ʌv ɪntˈɛlɪdʒənt kˈɑːmɛnt, ænd hˌuː pəzˈɛs ɐn ʌnbˈaʊndᵻd kəpˈæsᵻɾi fɔːɹ ˈæskɪŋ ˈʌɾɚli ˈæsɪnˌaɪn kwˈɛstʃənz.