text_original: A gallon of beer, four quarts or eight pints, is, it must be confessed, a plentiful allow  ance — an affectionate and kindly allowance — for the daily drink ; its substitute, when there was no beer, of half a pint of rum or brandy would be more than most of us moderns would care to take in the day, however much diluted.
text_transcription: A GALLON OF BEER FOUR QUARTZ OR EIGHT PINTS IS IT MUST BE CONFESSED A PLENTIFUL ALLOWANCE AN AFFECTIONATE AND KINDLY ALLOWANCE FOR THE DAILY DRINK ITS SUBSTITUTE WHEN THERE WAS NO BEER OF HALF A PINT OF RUM OR BRANDY WOULD BE MORE THAN MOST OF US MODERNS WOULD CARE TO TAKE IN THE DAY HOWEVER MUCH DILUTED
phonemes: ɐ ɡˈælən ʌv bˈɪɹ, fˈɔːɹ kwˈɔːɹts ɔːɹ ˈeɪt pˈaɪnts, ɪz, ɪt mˈʌst biː kənfˈɛst, ɐ plˈɛntifəl ɐlˈaʊ ˈæns — ɐn ɐfˈɛkʃənət ænd kˈaɪndli ɐlˈaʊəns — fɚðə dˈeɪli dɹˈɪŋk ; ɪts sˈʌbstɪtˌuːt, wˌɛn ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ bˈɪɹ, ʌv hˈæf ɐ pˈaɪnt ʌv ɹˈʌm ɔːɹ bɹˈændi wʊd biː mˈɔːɹ ðɐn mˈoʊst əv ˌʌs mˈɑːdɚnz wʊd kˈɛɹ tə tˈeɪk ɪnðə dˈeɪ, haʊˈɛvɚ mˈʌtʃ daɪlˈuːɾᵻd.