text_original: Tuesday, Wednesday  no, Saturday  that's the beginning of the week  no, it isn't  the beginning of the week isn't the Sabbath  Sunday, of course  we are not Christians, we are Jews  I mean we are Jews, we are not Christians  I mean  " The claret got the better of his tongue, at last. He mumbled and muttered; he sank back in his chair; he chuckled; he hiccupped; he fell asleep.
text_transcription: TUESDAY WEDNESDAY NO SATURDAY THAT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK NO IT ISN'T THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK ISN'T THE SABBATH SUNDAY OF COURSE WE ARE NOT CHRISTIANS WE ARE JEWS I MEAN WE ARE JEWS WE ARE NOT CHRISTIANS I MEAN THE CLARET HAD GOT THE BETTER OF HIS TONGUE AT LAST HE MUMBLED AND MUTTERED HE SANK BACK IN HIS CHAIR HE CHUCKLED HE HICCUPED HE FELL ASLEEP
phonemes: tˈuːzdeɪ, wˈɛnzdeɪ nˈoʊ, sˈæɾɚdˌeɪ ðæts ðə bɪɡˈɪnɪŋ ʌvðə wˈiːk nˈoʊ, ɪɾ ˌɪzənt ðə bɪɡˈɪnɪŋ ʌvðə wˈiːk ˌɪzənt ðə sˈæbəθ sˈʌndeɪ, ʌv kˈɔːɹs wiː ɑːɹ nˌɑːt kɹˈɪstʃənz, wiː ɑːɹ dʒˈuːz aɪ mˈiːn wiː ɑːɹ dʒˈuːz, wiː ɑːɹ nˌɑːt kɹˈɪstʃənz aɪ mˈiːn  " ðə klˈæɹət ɡɑːt ðə bˈɛɾɚɹ ʌv hɪz tˈʌŋ, æt lˈæst. hiː mˈʌmbəld ænd mˈʌɾɚd; hiː sˈæŋk bˈæk ɪn hɪz tʃˈɛɹ; hiː tʃˈʌkəld; hiː hˈɪkʌpt; hiː fˈɛl ɐslˈiːp.