text_original: "Tell me," he commanded sharply, "what year is this?" * * * * * I stared at him. It occurred to me that my friends might have conceived and executed an elaborate hoax  and then I dismissed the idea, instantly. There were no scientists among them who could make a man materialize out of nothingness.
text_transcription: TELL ME HE COMMANDED SHARPLY WHAT YEAR IS THIS I STARED AT HIM IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT MY FRIENDS MIGHT HAVE CONCEIVED AN EXECUTED AND ELABORATE HOAX AND THEN I DISMISSED THE IDEA INSTANTLY THERE WERE NO SCIENTISTS AMONG THEM WHO COULD MAKE A MAN MATERIALIZE OUT OF NOTHINGNESS
phonemes: "tˈɛl mˌiː," hiː kəmˈændᵻd ʃˈɑːɹpli, "wˌʌt jˈɪɹ ɪz ðˈɪs?" ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk ˈæstɚɹˌɪsk aɪ stˈɛɹd æt hˌɪm. ɪɾ əkˈɜːd tə mˌiː ðæt maɪ fɹˈɛndz mˌaɪthɐv kənsˈiːvd ænd ˈɛksᵻkjˌuːɾᵻd ɐn ᵻlˈæbɚɹət hˈoʊks ænd ðˈɛn aɪ dɪsmˈɪst ðɪ aɪdˈiə, ˈɪnstəntli. ðɛɹwˌɜː nˈoʊ sˈaɪəntɪsts ɐmˌʌŋ ðˌɛm hˌuː kʊd mˌeɪk ɐ mˈæn mətˈɪɹiəlˌaɪz ˌaʊɾəv nˈʌθɪŋnəs.