text_original: I have attempted to explain this in the simplest words. It is obvious that a scientific explanation would be unintelligible to the average reader.
text_transcription: I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO EXPLAIN THIS IN THE SIMPLEST WORDS IT IS OBVIOUS THAT A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION WOULD BE UNINTELLIGIBLE TO THE AVERAGE READER
phonemes: aɪ hæv ɐtˈɛmptᵻd tʊ ɛksplˈeɪn ðɪs ɪnðə sˈɪmpəlɪst wˈɜːdz. ɪɾ ɪz ˈɑːbviəs ðˌæɾə saɪəntˈɪfɪk ɛksplɐnˈeɪʃən wʊd biː ˌʌnɪntˈɛlɪdʒəbəl tə ðɪ ˈævɹɪdʒ ɹˈiːdɚ.