text_original: While the centaur tries with both arms to hoist the ram upon his shoulders, there comes a woman who hangs her whole weight on his beard. It is just like me.
text_transcription: WHILE THE CENTAUR TRIES WITH BOTH ARMS TO HOIST THE RAM UPON HIS SHOULDERS THERE COMES A WOMAN WHO HANGS HER WHOLE WEIGHT ON HIS BEARD IT IS JUST LIKE ME
phonemes: wˌaɪl ðə sˈɛntɔːɹ tɹˈaɪz wɪð bˈoʊθ ˈɑːɹmz tə hˈɔɪst ðə ɹˈæm əpˌɑːn hɪz ʃˈoʊldɚz, ðɛɹ kˈʌmz ɐ wˈʊmən hˌuː hˈæŋz hɜː hˈoʊl wˈeɪt ˌɔn hɪz bˈɪɹd. ɪɾ ɪz dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk mˌiː.