text_original: Imagine the misery, the solid misery, of having to live upon nothing but a fibrous mass of highly salted animal matter, accompanied by rotten and weevily biscuit
text_transcription: IMAGINE THE MISERY THE SOLID MISERY OF HAVING TO LIVE UPON NOTHING BUT A FIBROUS MASS OF HIGHLY SALTED ANIMAL MATTER ACCOMPANIED BY ROTTEN AND WEEVILY BISCUIT
phonemes: ɪmˈædʒɪn ðə mˈɪzɚɹi, ðə sˈɑːlɪd mˈɪzɚɹi, ʌv hˌævɪŋ tə lˈɪv əpˌɑːn nˈʌθɪŋ bˌʌt ɐ fˈɪbɹəs mˈæs ʌv hˈaɪli sˈɔltᵻd ˈænɪməl mˈæɾɚ, ɐkˈʌmpənid baɪ ɹˈɑːʔn̩ ænd wˈiːvili bˈɪskɪt