text_original: And thus, by one of those curious dispensations of Providence, given, it would almost seem, on purpose to puzzle us, a boy in his sixteenth year, more fit for the pillory than for a title  Matthew Brandon  had become Lord Oakleigh.
text_transcription: AND THUS BY ONE OF THOSE CURIOUS DISPENSATIONS OF PROVIDENCE GIVEN IT WOULD ALMOST SEEM ON PURPOSE TO PUZZLE US A BOY IN HIS SIXTEENTH YEAR MORE FIT FOR THE PILLORY THAN FOR A TITLE MATTHEW BRANDON HAD BECOME LORD OAKLEY E
phonemes: ænd ðˈʌs, baɪ wˈʌn ʌv ðoʊz kjˈʊɹɹiəs dɪspənsˈeɪʃənz ʌv pɹˈɑːvɪdəns, ɡˈɪvən, ɪt wʊd ˈɔːlmoʊst sˈiːm, ˌɔn pˈɜːpəs tə pˈʌzəl ˌʌs, ɐ bˈɔɪ ɪn hɪz sˈɪkstiːnθ jˈɪɹ, mˈɔːɹ fˈɪt fɚðə pˈɪlɚɹi ðɐn fɚɹə tˈaɪɾəl mˈæθjuː bɹˈændən hæd bɪkˌʌm lˈɔːɹd ˈoʊkliː.