text_original: In this connection we might refer to a speech of Jacques Futrelle's hero detective who thus delivers himself: "Circumstantial fiddlesticks!" snapped The Thinking Machine. "I wouldn't convict a yellow dog of stealing jam on dtcumstantial evidence alone, even if he had jam all over his nose."
text_transcription: IN THIS CONNECTION WE MIGHT REFER TO A SPEECH OF JACQUES FUTRAL'S HERO DETECTIVE WHO DOES DELIVERS HIMSELF CIRCUMSTANTIAL FIDDLESTICKS SNAPPED THE THINKING MACHINE I WOULDN'T CONVICT A YELLOW DOG OF STEALING JAM ON CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE ALONE EVEN IF HE HAD GEM ALL OVER HIS NOSE
phonemes: ɪn ðɪs kənˈɛkʃən wiː mˌaɪt ɹᵻfˈɜː tʊ ɐ spˈiːtʃ ʌv ʒˈæk fʌtɹˈɛlz hˈiəɹoʊ dɪtˈɛktɪv hˌuː ðˈʌs dᵻlˈɪvɚz hɪmsˈɛlf: "sˈɜːkəmstˌænʃəl fˈɪdəlstˌɪks!" snˈæpt ðə θˈɪŋkɪŋ məʃˈiːn. "aɪ wˈʊdənt kˈɑːnvɪkt ɐ jˈɛloʊ dˈɑːɡ ʌv stˈiːlɪŋ dʒˈæm ˌɔn dˌiːtˈiːkˈʌmstænʃəl ˈɛvɪdəns ɐlˈoʊn, ˈiːvən ɪf hiː hæd dʒˈæm ˈɔːl ˌoʊvɚ hɪz nˈoʊz."