text_original: Why, then, despise the skittle alley, the gramophone, those expressions of the spirit of my friend in the billy cock hat? To despise them was ridiculous!
text_transcription: WHY THEN DESPISE THE SKIDDLE ALLEY THE GRAMOPHONE THOSE EXPRESSIONS OF THE SPIRIT OF MY FRIEND IN THE BILLYCOCK HAT TO DESPISE THEM WAS RIDICULOUS
phonemes: wˈaɪ, ðˈɛn, dᵻspˈaɪz ðə skˈɪɾəl ˈæli, ðə ɡɹˈæməfˌoʊn, ðoʊz ɛkspɹˈɛʃənz ʌvðə spˈɪɹɪt ʌv maɪ fɹˈɛnd ɪnðə bˈɪli kˈɑːk hˈæt? tə dᵻspˈaɪz ðˌɛm wʌz ɹɪdˈɪkjʊləs!