text_original: Was he not the very symbol of that which was making economists thin, thinkers pale, artists haggard, statesmen bald—the symbol of Indigestion Incarnate!
text_transcription: WAS HE NOT THE VERY SYMBOL OF THAT WHICH WAS MAKING ECONOMISTS THIN THINKERS PALE ARTISTS HAGGARD STATESMEN BALD THE SYMBOL OF INDIGESTION INCARNATE
phonemes: wʌz hiː nˌɑːt ðə vˈɛɹi sˈɪmbəl ʌv ðæt wˌɪtʃ wʌz mˌeɪkɪŋ ɪkˈɑːnəmˌɪsts θˈɪn, θˈɪŋkɚz pˈeɪl, ˈɑːɹɾɪsts hˈæɡɚd, stˈeɪtsmɛn bˈɔːld—ðə sˈɪmbəl ʌv ˌɪndɪdʒˈɛstʃən ɪŋkˈɑːɹneɪt!