text_original: If any of your artists ever went to church for any purpose — ^inci  dentally it might benefit them and raise the moral tone of the paper! — they would see what kind of garments a minister does wear, and their fun would have added force and pungency, I J;hink.
text_transcription: IF ANY OF YOUR ARTISTS EVER WENT TO CHURCH FOR ANY PURPOSE INCIDENTALLY IT MIGHT BENEFIT THEM AND TRACE THE MORAL TONE OF THE PAPER THEY WOULD SEE WHAT KIND OF GARMENTS A MINISTER DOES WEAR AND THEIR FUN WOULD HAVE ADDED FORCE AND PUNGENCY I THINK
phonemes: ɪf ˌɛni ʌv jʊɹ ˈɑːɹɾɪsts ˈɛvɚ wɛnt tə tʃˈɜːtʃ fɔːɹ ˌɛni pˈɜːpəs — ɪnsˈaɪ dˈɛntəli ɪt mˌaɪt bˈɛnɪfˌɪt ðˌɛm ænd ɹˈeɪz ðə mˈɔːɹəl tˈoʊn ʌvðə pˈeɪpɚ! — ðeɪ wʊd sˈiː wʌt kˈaɪnd ʌv ɡˈɑːɹmənts ɐ mˈɪnɪstɚ dˈʌz wˈɛɹ, ænd ðɛɹ fˈʌn wʊdhɐv ˈædᵻd fˈɔːɹs ænd pˈʌndʒənsi, aɪ dʒˈeɪ;hˈɪŋk.