text_original: This is an erratic plot, but founded on absolute knowledge of the law, and resulting in a most picturesque use of cir  cumstantial evidence. In this connection we might refer to a speech of Jacques Futrelle's hero detective who thus delivers himself: "Circumstantial fiddlesticks!"
text_transcription: THIS IS AN ERRATIC PLOT BUT FOUNDED ON ABSOLUTE KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW AND RESULTING IN A MOST PICTURESQUE USE OF CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE IN THIS CONNECTION WE MIGHT REFER TO A SPEECH OF JACQUES FUTRAL'S HERO DETECTIVE WHO DOES DELIVERS HIMSELF CIRCUMSTANTIAL FIDDLESTICKS
phonemes: ðɪs ɪz ɐn ɛɹˈæɾɪk plˈɑːt, bˌʌt fˈaʊndᵻd ˌɔn ˈæbsəlˌuːt nˈɑːlɪdʒ ʌvðə lˈɔː, ænd ɹɪzˈʌltɪŋ ɪn ɐ mˈoʊst pˌɪktʃɚɹˈɛsk jˈuːs ʌv sˈɜː kˈʌmstænʃəl ˈɛvɪdəns. ɪn ðɪs kənˈɛkʃən wiː mˌaɪt ɹᵻfˈɜː tʊ ɐ spˈiːtʃ ʌv ʒˈæk fʌtɹˈɛlz hˈiəɹoʊ dɪtˈɛktɪv hˌuː ðˈʌs dᵻlˈɪvɚz hɪmsˈɛlf: "sˈɜːkəmstˌænʃəl fˈɪdəlstˌɪks!"