text_original: What percentage of average evidence should you think is thorough, plain, simple, unvarnished fact, 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?' " "Fifty?" said the Minister, humoring him a little.
text_transcription: WHAT PERCENTAGE OF AVERAGE EVIDENCE SHOULD YOU THINK IS THOROUGH PLAIN SIMPLE UNVARNISHED FACT THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH FIFTY SAID THE MINISTER HUMORING HIM A LITTLE
phonemes: wˌʌt pɚsˈɛntɪdʒ ʌv ˈævɹɪdʒ ˈɛvɪdəns ʃˌʊd juː θˈɪŋk ɪz θˈʌɹoʊ, plˈeɪn, sˈɪmpəl, ʌnvˈɑːɹnɪʃt fˈækt, ðə tɹˈuːθ, ðə hˈoʊl tɹˈuːθ, ænd nˈʌθɪŋ bˌʌt ðə tɹˈuːθ? " "fˈɪfti?" sˈɛd ðə mˈɪnɪstɚ, hjˈuːmɚɹɪŋ hˌɪm ɐ lˈɪɾəl.