text_original: One would be clever author caused his victim to fall vio  lently forward (with his mouth conveniently open), and allow a hatpin held by a near by lady to strike through the roof of his mouth and pierce his brain.
text_transcription: ONE WOULD BE CLEVER AUTHOR CAUSED HIS VICTIM TO FALL VIOLENTLY FORWARD WITH HIS MOUTH CONVENIENTLY OPEN AND ALLOWER HEAD PIN HELD BY A NEARBY LADY TO STRIKE THROUGH THE ROOF OF HIS MOUTH AND PIERCE HIS BRAIN
phonemes: wˈʌn wʊd biː klˈɛvɚɹ ˈɔːθɚ kˈɔːzd hɪz vˈɪktɪm tə fˈɔːl vˈaɪɑː lˈɛntli fˈɔːɹwɚd (wɪð hɪz mˈaʊθ kənvˈiːnɪəntli ˈoʊpən), ænd ɐlˈaʊ ɐ hˈætpɪn hˈɛld baɪ ɐ nˌɪɹ baɪ lˈeɪdi tə stɹˈaɪk θɹuː ðə ɹˈuːf ʌv hɪz mˈaʊθ ænd pˈɪɹs hɪz bɹˈeɪn.