text_original: I am sure Life always wants to be correct, even in its humor. What I have said about Mr. Walker's little picture applies with equal force to Mr. Flagg's extraordinarily vested parson.
text_transcription: I AM SURE LIFE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE CORRECT EVEN IN ITS HUMOUR WHAT I HAVE SAID ABOUT MISTER WALKER'S LITTLE PICTURE APPLIES WITH EQUAL FORCE TO MISTER FLEG'S EXTRAORDINARILY VESTED PARSON
phonemes: aɪɐm ʃˈʊɹ lˈaɪf ˈɔːlweɪz wˈɔnts təbi kɚɹˈɛkt, ˈiːvən ɪn ɪts hjˈuːmɚ. wˌʌt aɪ hæv sˈɛd ɐbˌaʊt mˈɪstɚ. wˈɔːkɚz lˈɪɾəl pˈɪktʃɚɹ ɐplˈaɪz wɪð ˈiːkwəl fˈɔːɹs tə mˈɪstɚ. flˈæɡz ɛkstɹˌɔːɹdɪnˈɛɹᵻli vˈɛstᵻd pˈɑːɹsən.