text_original: Lastly, Charley, who is apparently meant to be a very high churchman, at least he looks like it, is wearing Geneva bands! What a combination! A long surplice with bishop sleeves, fur collar, and Geneva bands is not to be found in the heavens above or the earth beneath — ^it might be in the other place, but I have my doubts.
text_transcription: LASTLY CHARLIE WHO IS APPARENTLY MEANT TO BE A VERY HIGH CHURCHMAN AT LEAST HE LOOKS LIKE IT IS WEARING GENEVA BANDS WHAT A COMBINATION A LONG SURFACE WITH BISHOPS LEAVES FUR COLLAR AND GENEVA BANDS IS NOT TO BE FOUND IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE OR THE EARTH BENEATH IT MIGHT BE IN THE OTHER PLACE BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS
phonemes: lˈæstli, tʃˈɑːɹli, hˌuː ɪz ɐpˈæɹəntli mˈɛnt təbi ɐ vˈɛɹi hˈaɪ tʃˈɜːtʃmən, æt lˈiːst hiː lˈʊks lˈaɪk ɪt, ɪz wˈɛɹɪŋ dʒənˈiːvə bˈændz! wˌʌt ɐ kˌɑːmbᵻnˈeɪʃən! ɐ lˈɔŋ sˈɜːplɪs wɪð bˈɪʃəp slˈiːvz, fˈɜː kˈɑːlɚ, ænd dʒənˈiːvə bˈændz ɪz nˌɑːt təbi fˈaʊnd ɪnðə hˈɛvənz əbˌʌv ɔːɹ ðɪ ˈɜːθ bᵻnˈiːθ — ɪt mˌaɪt biː ɪnðɪ ˈʌðɚ plˈeɪs, bˌʌt aɪ hæv maɪ dˈaʊts.