text_original: "I wouldn't convict a yellow dog of stealing jam on dtcumstantial evidence alone, even if he had jam all over his nose." He squinted truculently at Hatch for a moment. "In the first place, well  behaved dogs don't eat jam," he added more mildly.
text_transcription: I WOULDN'T CONVICT A YELLOW DOG OF STEALING JAM ON CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE ALONE EVEN IF HE HAD GEM ALL OVER HIS NOSE HE SQUINTED TRUCULENTLY AT HATCH FOR A MOMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE WELL BEHAVED DOGS DON'T EAT JAM HE ADDED MORE MILDLY
phonemes: "aɪ wˈʊdənt kˈɑːnvɪkt ɐ jˈɛloʊ dˈɑːɡ ʌv stˈiːlɪŋ dʒˈæm ˌɔn dˌiːtˈiːkˈʌmstænʃəl ˈɛvɪdəns ɐlˈoʊn, ˈiːvən ɪf hiː hæd dʒˈæm ˈɔːl ˌoʊvɚ hɪz nˈoʊz." hiː skwˈɪntᵻd tɹˈʌkjʊləntli æt hˈætʃ fɚɹə mˈoʊmənt. "ɪnðə fˈɜːst plˈeɪs, wˈɛl bᵻhˈeɪvd dˈɑːɡz dˈoʊnt ˈiːt dʒˈæm," hiː ˈædᵻd mˈɔːɹ mˈaɪldli.