text_original: How charming it would be to rear, And have hind legs to balance on; Of hay and oats within the year To leisurely devour a ton; To stoop my head and quench my drouth With water in a lovely pail; To wear a snaffle in my mouth, Fling back my ears, and slash my tail!
text_transcription: HOW CHARMING IT WOULD BE TO REAR AND HAVE HIND LEGS TO BALANCE ON OF HAY AND OATS WITHIN THE YEAR TO LEISURELY DEVOUR A TON TO STOOP MY HEAD AND QUENCH MY DROWS WITH WATER IN A LOVELY PAIL TO WEAR A SNAFFLE IN MY MOUTH FLING BACK MY EARS AND SLASH MY TAIL
phonemes: hˌaʊ tʃˈɑːɹmɪŋ ɪt wʊd biː tə ɹˈɪɹ, ænd hæv hˈaɪnd lˈɛɡz tə bˈæləns ˈɔn; ʌv hˈeɪ ænd ˈoʊts wɪðˌɪn ðə jˈɪɹ tə lˈiːʒɚli dɪvˈaʊɚɹ ɐ tˈʌn; tə stˈuːp maɪ hˈɛd ænd kwˈɛntʃ maɪ dɹˈaʊθ wɪð wˈɔːɾɚɹ ɪn ɐ lˈʌvli pˈeɪl; tə wˈɛɹ ɐ snˈæfəl ɪn maɪ mˈaʊθ, flˈɪŋ bˈæk maɪ ˈɪɹz, ænd slˈæʃ maɪ tˈeɪl!