text_original: I defy you, sir, to tell me what you had for dinner last Mon  day or what exactly you were sajring and doing at five o'clock last Tuesday afternoon. Nobody whose life does not run in mechanical grooves can do an3rthing of the sort; vinless, of course, the facts have been very impressive.
text_transcription: I DEFY YOU SIR TO TELL ME WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER LAST MONDAY OR WHAT EXACTLY YOU WAS SAYING AND DOING AT FIVE O'CLOCK LAST TUESDAY AFTERNOON NOBODY WHOSE LIFE DOES NOT RUN IN MECHANICAL GROOVES CAN DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT UNLESS OF COURSE THE FACTS HAVE BEEN VERY IMPRESSIVE
phonemes: aɪ dᵻfˈaɪ juː, sˌɜː, tə tˈɛl mˌiː wʌt juː hæd fɔːɹ dˈɪnɚ lˈæst mˈɑːn dˈeɪ ɔːɹ wʌt ɛɡzˈæktli juː wɜː sˈædʒɹɪŋ ænd dˌuːɪŋ æt fˈaɪv əklˈɑːk lˈæst tˈuːzdeɪ ˌæftɚnˈuːn. nˈoʊbɑːdi hˌuːz lˈaɪf dʌznˌɑːt ɹˈʌn ɪn mᵻkˈænɪkəl ɡɹˈuːvz kæn dˈuː æn θɹˈiː ˈɑːɹθˈɪŋ ʌvðə sˈɔːɹt; vˈɪnləs, ʌv kˈɔːɹs, ðə fˈækts hɐvbɪn vˈɛɹi ɪmpɹˈɛsɪv.