text_original: I assume that some degree of accuracy is desirable even in a cartoon. Most of the clergy at whom your shafts of wit are aimed seem to be of the Episcopal Church, and I guess we can stand it, but what hurts is the vesture in which you attempt to garb us.
text_transcription: I ASSUME THAT SOME DEGREE OF ACCURACY IS DESIRABLE EVEN IN A CARTOON MOST OF THE CLERGY AT WHOM YOUR SHAFTS OF WIT ARE AIMED SEEM TO BE OF THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AND I GUESS WE CAN STAND IT BUT WHAT HURTS IS THE VESTURE IN WHICH YOU ATTEMPT TO GARB US
phonemes: aɪ ɐsˈuːm ðæt sˌʌm dᵻɡɹˈiː ʌv ˈækjʊɹəsi ɪz dɪzˈaɪɚɹəbəl ˈiːvən ɪn ɐ kɑːɹtˈuːn. mˈoʊst əv ðə klˈɜːdʒi æt hˈuːm jʊɹ ʃˈæfts ʌv wˈɪt ɑːɹ ˈeɪmd sˈiːm təbi ʌvðɪ ᵻpˈɪskɑːpəl tʃˈɜːtʃ, ænd aɪ ɡˈɛs wiː kæn stˈænd ɪt, bˌʌt wʌt hˈɜːts ɪz ðə vˈɛstʃɚ ɪnwˌɪtʃ juː ɐtˈɛmpt tə ɡˈɑːɹb ˌʌs.