text_original: Granted a murder, there must be a method, and if the exigencies of the story demand a horrible method, so be it; but remember Poe's injunction, and when painting the decayed cheeses make them look as little like decayed cheeses as possible.
text_transcription: GRANTED A MURDER THERE MUST BE A METHOD AND IF THE EXIGENCIES OF THE STORY DEMAND A HORRIBLE METHOD SO BE IT BUT REMEMBER POE'S INJUNCTION AND WHEN PAINTING THE DECAYED CHEESES MAKE THEM LOOK AS LITTLE LIKE DECAYED CHEESES AS POSSIBLE
phonemes: ɡɹˈæntᵻd ɐ mˈɜːdɚ, ðɛɹ mˈʌst biː ɐ mˈɛθəd, ænd ɪf ðɪ ˈɛksɪdʒənsiz ʌvðə stˈɔːɹi dᵻmˈænd ɐ hˈɔːɹɪbəl mˈɛθəd, sˈoʊ biː ɪt; bˌʌt ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ pˈoʊz ɪndʒˈʌŋkʃən, ænd wɛn pˈeɪntɪŋ ðə dᵻkˈeɪd tʃˈiːzᵻz mˌeɪk ðˌɛm lˈʊk æz lˈɪɾəl lˈaɪk dᵻkˈeɪd tʃˈiːzᵻz æz pˈɑːsᵻbəl.