text_original: Here somebody asked, "Since you have pears yourself, why don't you eat those?" "Because," replied the priest, "I wanted one of these pips to grow them from."
text_transcription: HERE SOMEBODY ASKED SINCE YOU HAVE PEARS YOURSELF WHY DON'T YOU EAT THOSE BECAUSE REPLIED THE PRIEST I WANTED ONE OF THESE PIPS TO GROW THEM FROM
phonemes: hˈɪɹ sˈʌmbɑːdi ˈæskt, "sˈɪns juː hæv pˈɛɹz jɔːɹsˈɛlf, wˌaɪ dˈoʊnt juː ˈiːt ðˈoʊz?" "bɪkˈʌz," ɹᵻplˈaɪd ðə pɹˈiːst, "aɪ wˈɔntᵻd wˈʌn ʌv ðiːz pˈɪps tə ɡɹˈoʊ ðˌɛm fɹʌm."