text_original: Crowner's quest law has not changed in three centuries." This is by way of a fleer at the Coroner's Inquest. Another current authority says, "Mr. Coroner has been losing his importance so rapidly that not long ago it was seriously proposed to do away with him and his utterly use  less performances.
text_transcription: CROWNER'S QUEST LAW HAS NOT CHANGED IN THREE CENTURIES THIS IS BY WAY OF A FEAR AT THE CORONER'S INQUEST ANOTHER CURRENT AUTHORITY SAYS MISTER CORONER HAS BEEN LOSING HIS IMPORTANCE SO RAPIDLY THAT NOT LONG AGO IT WAS SERIOUSLY PROPOSED TO DO AWAY WITH HIM AND HIS UTTERLY USELESS PERFORMANCES
phonemes: kɹˈaʊnɚz kwˈɛst lˈɔː həznɑːt tʃˈeɪndʒd ɪn θɹˈiː sˈɛntʃɚɹiz." ðɪs ɪz baɪ wˈeɪ əvə flˈɪɹ æt ðə kˈɔːɹənɚz ˈɪŋkwɛst. ɐnˈʌðɚ kˈɜːɹənt ɐθˈɔːɹɪɾi sˈɛz, "mˈɪstɚ. kˈɔːɹənɚ hˈæzbiːn lˈuːzɪŋ hɪz ɪmpˈɔːɹtəns sˌoʊ ɹˈæpɪdli ðæt nˌɑːt lˈɔŋ ɐɡˈoʊ ɪt wʌz sˈɪɹiəsli pɹəpˈoʊzd tə dˈuː ɐwˈeɪ wɪð hˌɪm ænd hɪz ˈʌɾɚli jˈuːs lˈɛs pɚfˈɔːɹmənsᵻz.