text_original: Truly the records of diplomacy are dreary, and the results of all this display, this ingenious scheming, and this deceit seem ludicrously small.
text_transcription: TRULY THE RECORDS OF DIPLOMACY ARE DREARY AND THE RESULTS OF ALL THIS DISPLAY THIS INGENIOUS SCHEMING IN THIS DECEIT SEEM LUDICROUSLY SMALL
phonemes: tɹˈuːli ðə ɹˈɛkɚdz ʌv dɪplˈoʊməsi ɑːɹ dɹˈɪɹi, ænd ðə ɹɪzˈʌlts ʌv ˈɔːl ðɪs dɪsplˈeɪ, ðɪs ɪndʒˈiːniəs skˈiːmɪŋ, ænd ðɪs dᵻsˈiːt sˈiːm lˈuːdɪkɹəsli smˈɔːl.