text_original: Learn to avoid these over worked devices, as there are surely plenty of others. If a pistol is your chosen weapon, treat it either in  conspicuously, or in some novel and original fashion that will interest the reader.
text_transcription: LEARN TO AVOID THESE OVERWORKED DEVICES AS THERE ARE SURELY PLENTY OF OTHERS IF A PISTOL IS YOUR CHOSEN WEAPON TREATED EITHER INCONSPICUOUSLY OR IN SOME NOVEL AND ORIGINAL FASHION THAT WILL INTEREST THE READER
phonemes: lˈɜːn tʊ ɐvˈɔɪd ðiːz ˌoʊvɚ wˈɜːkt dɪvˈaɪsᵻz, æz ðɛɹˌɑːɹ ʃˈʊɹli plˈɛnti ʌv ˈʌðɚz. ɪf ɐ pˈɪstəl ɪz jʊɹ tʃˈoʊzən wˈɛpən, tɹˈiːt ɪɾ ˈiːðɚɹ ɪn kənspˈɪkjuːəsli, ɔːɹ ɪn sˌʌm nˈɑːvəl ænd ɚɹˈɪdʒɪnəl fˈæʃən ðæt wɪl ˈɪntɹɛst ðə ɹˈiːdɚ.