text_original: "The coroner," says he, "is at best no more than an appendix to the legal anatomy, and frequently he is a disease. The spectacle of a medical man of small learning and less English trying to preside over a court of first instance is enough to make the accused himself chuckle for joy."
text_transcription: THE CORONER SAYS HE IS AT BEST NO MORE THAN AN APPENDIX TO THE LEGAL ANATOMY AND FREQUENTLY HE IS A DISEASE THE SPECTACLE OF A MEDICAL MAN OF SMALL LEARNING AND LESS ENGLISH TRYING TO PRESIDE OVER A COURT OF FIRST INSTANCE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE ACCUSED HIMSELF CHUCKLE FOR JOY
phonemes: "ðə kˈɔːɹənɚ," sˈɛz hiː, "ɪz æt bˈɛst nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ ðˌænən ɐpˈɛndɪks tə ðə lˈiːɡəl ɐnˈæɾəmi, ænd fɹˈiːkwəntli hiː ɪz ɐ dɪzˈiːz. ðə spˈɛktəkəl əvə mˈɛdɪkəl mˈæn ʌv smˈɔːl lˈɜːnɪŋ ænd lˈɛs ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ tɹˈaɪɪŋ tə pɹɪsˈaɪd ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐ kˈɔːɹt ʌv fˈɜːst ˈɪnstəns ɪz ɪnˈʌf tə mˌeɪk ðɪ ɐkjˈuːzd hɪmsˈɛlf tʃˈʌkəl fɔːɹ dʒˈɔɪ."