text_original: To this the right eye answered, "My wall is too thick; it wouldn't be at all an easy job." "I'll try and open mine," said the left eye, "and then it will do for both of us."
text_transcription: TO THIS THE RIGHT I ANSWERED MY WALL IS TOO THICK IT WOULDN'T BE AT ALL AN EASY JOB I'LL TRY AND OPEN MINE SAID THE LEFT EYE AND THEN IT WILL DO FOR BOTH OF US
phonemes: tə ðɪs ðə ɹˈaɪt ˈaɪ ˈænsɚd, "maɪ wˈɔːl ɪz tˈuː θˈɪk; ɪt wˈʊdənt biː æɾ ˈɔːl ɐn ˈiːzi dʒˈɑːb." "aɪl tɹˈaɪ ænd ˈoʊpən mˈaɪn," sˈɛd ðə lˈɛft ˈaɪ, "ænd ðˈɛn ɪt wɪl dˈuː fɔːɹ bˈoʊθ ʌv ˌʌs."