text_original: The obliging hatpin broke off at just the right place, and as the lady concealed the head end, the point end of the fatal weapon was never discovered. This related incident is practically impossible and shotdd not have been used.
text_transcription: THE OBLIGING HEAD PIN BROKE OFF AT JUST THE RIGHT PLACE AND AS THE LADY CONCEALED THE HEAD END THE POINT END OF THE FATAL WEAPON WAS NEVER DISCOVERED THIS RELATED INCIDENT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN USED
phonemes: ðɪ əblˈaɪdʒɪŋ hˈætpɪn bɹˈoʊk ˈɔf æt dʒˈʌst ðə ɹˈaɪt plˈeɪs, ænd æz ðə lˈeɪdi kənsˈiːld ðə hˈɛd ˈɛnd, ðə pˈɔɪnt ˈɛnd ʌvðə fˈeɪɾəl wˈɛpən wʌz nˈɛvɚ dɪskˈʌvɚd. ðɪs ɹᵻlˈeɪɾᵻd ˈɪnsɪdənt ɪz pɹˈæktɪkli ɪmpˈɑːsᵻbəl ænd ʃˈɑːtd nˌɑːɾɐv bˌɪn jˈuːzd.