text_original: Most of the clergy at whom your shafts of wit are aimed seem to be of the Episcopal Church, and I guess we can stand it, but what hurts is the vesture in which you attempt to garb us. For instance, "Charley, the Assistant Minister at St. Joseph's** — and by the way $1,200 is a large salary for Charley; from his looks I should not say he was worth as much as that, at least he would not be as assistant to me — is dressed in a long old fashioned surplice with bishop sleeves.
text_transcription: MOST OF THE CLERGY AT WHOM YOUR SHAFTS OF WIT ARE AIMED SEEM TO BE OF THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH AND I GUESS WE CAN STAND IT BUT WHAT HURTS IS THE VESTURE IN WHICH YOU ATTEMPT TO GARB US FOR INSTANCE CHARLIE THE ASSISTANT MINISTER AT SAINT JOSEPH'S AND BY THE WAY ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IS A LARGE SALARY FOR CHARLIE FROM HIS LOOKS I SHOULD NOT SAY HE WAS WORTH AS MUCH AS THAT AT LEAST HE WOULD NOT BE AS AS ASSISTANT TO ME IS DRESSED IN A LONG OLD FASHIONED SURPLICE WITH BISHOPS SLEEVES
phonemes: mˈoʊst əv ðə klˈɜːdʒi æt hˈuːm jʊɹ ʃˈæfts ʌv wˈɪt ɑːɹ ˈeɪmd sˈiːm təbi ʌvðɪ ᵻpˈɪskɑːpəl tʃˈɜːtʃ, ænd aɪ ɡˈɛs wiː kæn stˈænd ɪt, bˌʌt wʌt hˈɜːts ɪz ðə vˈɛstʃɚ ɪnwˌɪtʃ juː ɐtˈɛmpt tə ɡˈɑːɹb ˌʌs. fɔːɹ ˈɪnstəns, "tʃˈɑːɹli, ðɪ ɐsˈɪstənt mˈɪnɪstɚɹ æt sənt. dʒˈoʊsəfz ˈæstɚɹˌɪskɐstɚɹˌɪsk — ænd baɪ ðə wˈeɪ dˈɑːlɚ wˈʌn,tˈuːhˈʌndɹɪd ɪz ɐ lˈɑːɹdʒ sˈælɚɹi fɔːɹ tʃˈɑːɹli; fɹʌm hɪz lˈʊks aɪ ʃˌʊd nˌɑːt sˈeɪ hiː wʌz wˈɜːθ æz mˈʌtʃ æz ðˈæt, æt lˈiːst hiː wʊd nˌɑːt biː æz ɐsˈɪstənt tə mˌiː — ɪz dɹˈɛst ɪn ɐ lˈɔŋ ˈoʊld fˈæʃənd sˈɜːplɪs wɪð bˈɪʃəp slˈiːvz.