text_original: Imperial Shir  ley, no need to wave your majestic wand, we have bowed to it long ago unblinded ; and all its illusive splendors are not so potent as that worn  down goose quill which you used to wield in the busy kitchen of your father's parsonage.
text_transcription: IMPERIAL SURELY NO NEED TO WAVE YOUR MAJESTIC WAND WE HAVE BOWED TO IT LONG AGO UNBLINDED AND ALL ITS ELUSIVE SPLENDORS ARE NOT SO POTENT AS THAT WORN DOWN GOOSE QUILL WHICH YOU USED TO WIELD IN THE BUSY KITCHEN OF YOUR FATHER'S PARSONAGE
phonemes: ɪmpˈɪɹiəl ʃˈɜː lˈeɪ, nˈoʊ nˈiːd tə wˈeɪv jʊɹ mɐdʒˈɛstɪk wˈɔnd, wiː hæv bˈaʊd tʊ ɪt lˈɔŋ ɐɡˈoʊ ʌnblˈaɪndᵻd ; ænd ˈɔːl ɪts ɪlˈuːsɪv splˈɛndɚz ɑːɹ nˌɑːt sˌoʊ pˈoʊtənt æz ðæt wˈɔːɹn dˌaʊn ɡˈuːs kwˈɪl wˌɪtʃ juː jˈuːzd tə wˈiːld ɪnðə bˈɪzi kˈɪtʃən ʌv jʊɹ fˈɑːðɚz pˈɑːɹsənɪdʒ.