text_original: If the dead villain could rise from the grave to abuse me for his offspring's wrongs, I should have the fun of seeing the said offspring fight him back again, indignant that he should dare to rail at the one friend he has in the world.'
text_transcription: IF THE DEAD VILLAIN COULD RISE FROM THE GRAVE TO ABUSE ME FOR HIS OFFSPRING'S WRONGS I SHOULD HAVE THE FUN OF SEEING THE SAID OFFSPRING FIGHT HIM BACK AGAIN INDIGNANT THAT HE SHOULD DARE TO RAIL AT THE ONE FRIEND HE HAS IN THE WORLD
phonemes: ɪf ðə dˈɛd vˈɪlən kʊd ɹˈaɪz fɹʌmðə ɡɹˈeɪv tʊ ɐbjˈuːz mˌiː fɔːɹ hɪz ˈɔfspɹɪŋz ɹˈɔŋz, aɪ ʃˌʊdəv ðə fˈʌn ʌv sˈiːɪŋ ðə sˈɛd ˈɔfspɹɪŋ fˈaɪt hˌɪm bˈæk ɐɡˈɛn, ɪndˈɪɡnənt ðæt hiː ʃˌʊd dˈɛɹ tə ɹˈeɪl æt ðə wˈʌn fɹˈɛnd hiː hɐz ɪnðə wˈɜːld.