text_original: "What an impertinence a sick or wounded man was, in one of those nice, square beds. He was almost certain to muss and toss it, and this must have been a crowning calamity.
text_transcription: WHAT AN IMPERTINENCE A SICK OR WOUNDED MAN WAS IN ONE OF THOSE NICE SQUARE BEDS HE WAS ALMOST CERTAIN TO MUSS AND TOSS IT AND THIS MUST HAVE BEEN A CROWNING CALAMITY
phonemes: "wˌʌt ɐn ɪmpˈɜːtɪnəns ɐ sˈɪk ɔːɹ wˈuːndᵻd mˈæn wʌz, ɪn wˈʌn ʌv ðoʊz nˈaɪs, skwˈɛɹ bˈɛdz. hiː wʌz ˈɔːlmoʊst sˈɜːʔn̩ tə mˈʌs ænd tˈɔs ɪt, ænd ðɪs mˈʌstɐv bˌɪn ɐ kɹˈaʊnɪŋ kɐlˈæmᵻɾi.