text_original: The suit was about goods 1 had purchased by my lawyer's advice — two black silk dresses, a thirty dollar shawl, a dozen pairs black kid gloves, stockings, flannel, linen, half dozen yards white Brussels lace, any one of which would have outlawed the bill, even if I had gone in an Eden costume to make the purchase; but being clothed when I made my appearance at the counter, the merchant could not plead that I " had no dress," and lost his case.
text_transcription: THE SUIT WAS ABOUT GOODS I HAD PURCHASED BY MY LAWYER'S ADVICE TWO BLACK SILK DRESSES A THIRTY DOLLAR SHAWL A DOZEN PAIRS BLACK KID GLOVES STOCKINGS FLANNEL LINEN HALF DOZEN YARDS WHITE BRUSSELS LACE ANY OF WHICH WOULD HAVE OUTLAWED THE BILL EVEN IF I HAD GONE IN AN EDEN COSTUME TO MAKE THE PURCHASE BUT BEING CLOTHED WHEN I MADE MY APPEARANCE AT THE COUNTER THE MERCHANT COULD NOT PLEAD THAT I HAD NO DRESS AND LOST HIS CASE
phonemes: ðə sˈuːt wʌz ɐbˌaʊt ɡˈʊdz wˈʌn hæd pˈɜːtʃɪst baɪ maɪ lˈɔɪɚz ɐdvˈaɪs — tˈuː blˈæk sˈɪlk dɹˈɛsᵻz, ɐ θˈɜːɾi dˈɑːlɚ ʃˈɔːl, ɐ dˈʌzən pˈɛɹz blˈæk kˈɪd ɡlˈʌvz, stˈɑːkɪŋz, flˈænəl, lˈɪnɪn, hˈæf dˈʌzən jˈɑːɹdz wˈaɪt bɹˈʌsəlz lˈeɪs, ˌɛni wˈʌn ʌvwˈɪtʃ wʊdhɐv aʊtlˈɔːd ðə bˈɪl, ˈiːvən ɪf aɪ hæd ɡɔn ɪn ɐn ˈiːdən kˈɔstuːm tə mˌeɪk ðə pˈɜːtʃɪs; bˌʌt bˌiːɪŋ klˈoʊðd wɛn aɪ mˌeɪd maɪ ɐpˈɪɹəns æt ðə kˈaʊntɚ, ðə mˈɜːtʃənt kʊd nˌɑːt plˈiːd ðæt ˈaɪ " hæd nˈoʊ dɹˈɛs," ænd lˈɔst hɪz kˈeɪs.