text_original: That triumphant Bar stroked its bearded chin, and parted its silky mustache; hem'd its wisest hem; haw'd its most impressive haw. " If Gen. Lowrie had ah, but ah, taken legal advice ah, in the first instance ah, all would have been well ah
text_transcription: THAT TRIUMPHANT BAR STROKED ITS BEARDED CHIN AND PARTED ITS SILKY MOUSTACHE HEMMED ITS WISEST HEM HAWED ITS MOST IMPRESSIVE HAW IF GENERAL LOWRIE HAD AH BUT AH TAKEN LEGAL ADVICE AH IN THE FIRST INSTANCE AH ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL AH
phonemes: ðæt tɹaɪˈʌmfənt bˈɑːɹ stɹˈoʊkt ɪts bˈɪɹdᵻd tʃˈɪn, ænd pˈɑːɹɾᵻd ɪts sˈɪlki mˈʌstæʃ; hˈɛmd ɪts wˈaɪsɪst hˈɛm; hˈɔːd ɪts mˈoʊst ɪmpɹˈɛsɪv hˈɔː. " ɪf dʒˈɛn. lˈoʊɹi hæd ˈɑː, bˌʌt ˈɑː, tˈeɪkən lˈiːɡəl ɐdvˈaɪs ˈɑː, ɪnðə fˈɜːst ˈɪnstəns ˈɑː, ˈɔːl wʊdhɐv bˌɪn wˈɛl ˈɑː