text_original: Some wounds I dressed, and while engaged on one, a man called from the other side of the house to know Pkayers Enough and to Spake. 335 what the fun was all about, when the man whose wound I was attending placed a hand on each of his sides, screamed with laughter, and replied : " Oh, Jim ! do get her to dress your wound, for I swear, she'd make a dead man laugh!"
text_transcription: SOME WOUNDS I DRESSED AND WHILE ENGAGED ON ONE A MAN CALLED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUN WAS ALL ABOUT WHEN THE MAN WHOSE WOUND I WAS ATTENDING PLACED A HAND ON EACH OF HIS SIDES SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER AND REPLIED O JIM DO GET HER TO DRESS YOUR WOUND FOR I SWEAR SHE'D MAKE A DEAD MAN LAUGH
phonemes: sˌʌm wˈuːndz aɪ dɹˈɛst, ænd wˌaɪl ɛŋɡˈeɪdʒd ˈɔn wˌʌn, ɐ mˈæn kˈɔːld fɹʌmðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪd ʌvðə hˈaʊs tə nˈoʊ pˈiːkˈeɪɚz ɪnˈʌf ænd tə spˈeɪk. θɹˈiːhˈʌndɹɪd θˈɜːɾi fˈaɪv wʌt ðə fˈʌn wʌz ˈɔːl ɐbˈaʊt, wˌɛn ðə mˈæn hˌuːz wˈuːnd aɪ wʌz ɐtˈɛndɪŋ plˈeɪst ɐ hˈænd ˌɔn ˈiːtʃ əv hɪz sˈaɪdz, skɹˈiːmd wɪð lˈæftɚ, ænd ɹᵻplˈaɪd : " ˈoʊ, dʒˈɪm ! dˈuː ɡɛt hɜː tə dɹˈɛs jʊɹ wˈuːnd, fɔːɹ aɪ swˈɛɹ, ʃiːd mˌeɪk ɐ dˈɛd mˈæn lˈæf!"