text_original: I made a suit and wore it at home j)arts of two days, long enough to feel assured that it must be a failure; and so opposed itearnestl}^, but nothing I could say or do could make it apparent that pantaloons were not the real objective point, at which all discontented woman aimed.
text_transcription: I MADE A SUIT AND WORE IT AT HOME PARTS OF TWO DAYS LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL ASSURED THAT IT MUST BE A FAILURE AND SO OPPOSED IT EARNESTLY BUT NOTHING I COULD SAY OR DO COULD MAKE IT APPARENT THAT PANTALOONS WERE NOT THE REAL OBJECTIVE POINT AT WHICH ALL DISCONTENTED WOMEN AIMED
phonemes: aɪ mˌeɪd ɐ sˈuːt ænd wˈɔːɹ ɪɾ æt hˈoʊm dʒˈeɪ)ˈɑːɹts ʌv tˈuː dˈeɪz, lˈɔŋ ɪnˈʌf tə fˈiːl əʃˈʊɹd ðˌɐɾɪt mˈʌst biː ɐ fˈeɪlɪɹ; ænd sˌoʊ əpˈoʊzd ˈaɪtɑːɹnˌɛsəl}, bˌʌt nˈʌθɪŋ aɪ kʊd sˈeɪ ɔːɹ dˈuː kʊd mˌeɪk ɪɾ ɐpˈæɹənt ðæt pˌæntɐlˈuːnz wɜː nˌɑːt ðə ɹˈiːəl ɑːbdʒˈɛktɪv pˈɔɪnt, æt wˌɪtʃ ˈɔːl dɪskəntˈɛntᵻd wˈʊmən ˈeɪmd.