text_original: This new use for Pennsylvania muscle seemed to strike my husband as infinitely amusing, for he burst out laughing, and informed the " gentleman " that he did not follow the profession of whipping women, and must decline his offer.
text_transcription: THIS NEW USE FOR PENNSYLVANIA MUSCLE SEEMED TO STRIKE MY HUSBAND AS INFINITELY AMUSING FOR HE BURST OUT LAUGHING AND INFORMED THE GENTLEMAN THAT HE DID NOT FOLLOW THE PROFESSION OF WHIPPING WOMEN AND MUST DECLINE HIS OFFER
phonemes: ðɪs nˈuː jˈuːs fɔːɹ pˌɛnsɪlvˈeɪniə mˈʌsəl sˈiːmd tə stɹˈaɪk maɪ hˈʌsbənd æz ˈɪnfɪnətli ɐmjˈuːzɪŋ, fɔːɹ hiː bˈɜːst ˈaʊt lˈæfɪŋ, ænd ɪnfˈɔːɹmd ðə " dʒˈɛntəlmən " ðæt hiː dɪdnˌɑːt fˈɑːloʊ ðə pɹəfˈɛʃən ʌv wˈɪpɪŋ wˈɪmɪn, ænd mˈʌst dᵻklˈaɪn hɪz ˈɔfɚ.