text_original: A man stood behind the president to prompt her, ])ut she could not catch his meaning, and when confu  sion came, she rose and made a little speech, in which she stated that she knew nothing of parliamentary rules, and when consenting to preside had resolved, if there were trouble, to say to the convention as she did to her boys at home: "Woman's Eights Conventions. 143 "Quit behaving yourselves!" This brought down the house, but brought no order, and. she sat down, smiling, a jDerfect picture of self  complaisance.
text_transcription: A MAN STOOD BEHIND THE PRESIDENT TO PROMPT HER BUT SHE COULD NOT CATCH HIS MEANING AND WHEN CONFUSION CAME SHE ROSE AND MADE A LITTLE SPEECH IN WHICH SHE STATED THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING OF PARLIAMENTARY RULES AND WHEN CONSENTING TO PRESIDE HAD RESOLVED IF THERE WERE TROUBLE TO SAY TO THE CONVENTION AS SHE DID TO HER BOYS AT HOME QUIT BEHAVING YOURSELVES THIS BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE BUT BROUGHT NO ORDER AND SHE SAT DOWN SMILING A PERFECT PICTURE OF SELF COMPLAISANCE
phonemes: ɐ mˈæn stˈʊd bᵻhˌaɪnd ðə pɹˈɛzɪdənt tə pɹˈɑːmpt hɜː, ])ˈʌt ʃiː kʊd nˌɑːt kˈætʃ hɪz mˈiːnɪŋ, ænd wɛn kˈɑːnfuː sɪˈɑːn kˈeɪm, ʃiː ɹˈoʊz ænd mˌeɪd ɐ lˈɪɾəl spˈiːtʃ, ɪnwˌɪtʃ ʃiː stˈeɪɾᵻd ðæt ʃiː nˈuː nˈʌθɪŋ ʌv pˌɑːɹləmˈɛntɚɹi ɹˈuːlz, ænd wɛn kənsˈɛntɪŋ tə pɹɪsˈaɪd hæd ɹᵻzˈɑːlvd, ɪf ðɛɹwˌɜː tɹˈʌbəl, tə sˈeɪ tə ðə kənvˈɛnʃən æz ʃiː dˈɪd tə hɜː bˈɔɪz æt hˈoʊm: "wˈʊmənz ˈeɪts kənvˈɛnʃənz. wˈʌnhˈʌndɹɪd fˈɔːɹɾi θɹˈiː "kwˈɪt bᵻhˈeɪvɪŋ jɔːɹsˈɛlvz!" ðɪs bɹˈɔːt dˌaʊn ðə hˈaʊs, bˌʌt bɹˈɔːt nˈoʊ ˈɔːɹdɚ, ænd. ʃiː sˈæt dˈaʊn, smˈaɪlɪŋ, ɐ dʒˈeɪ dˈɜːfɛkt pˈɪktʃɚɹ ʌv sˈɛlf kəmplˈeɪsəns.