text_original: I felt on reading this as if I had had a douche bath ; then, as a lawyer might have felt who had carried a case for a corpora  tion through the lower court, and when expecting it up before the supreme bench, had learned that all his clients were coming in to address the court on the mer  its of the case.
text_transcription: I FELT ON READING THIS AS IF I HAD HAD A DUCHE BATH THEN AS A LAWYER MIGHT HAVE FELT WHO HAD CARRIED A CASE FOR A CORPORATION THROUGH THE LOWER COURT AND WHEN EXPECTING IT UP BEFORE THE SUPREME BENCH HAD LEARNED THAT ALL HIS CLIENTS WERE COMING IN TO ADDRESS THE COURT ON THE MERITS OF THE CASE
phonemes: aɪ fˈɛlt ˌɔn ɹˈiːdɪŋ ðɪs æz ɪf aɪ hæd hæd ɐ dˈuːʃ bˈæθ ; ðˈɛn, æz ɐ lˈɔɪɚ mˌaɪthɐv fˈɛlt hˌuː hæd kˈæɹid ɐ kˈeɪs fɚɹə kˈɔːɹpɔːɹə tɪˈɑːn θɹuː ðə lˈoʊɚ kˈɔːɹt, ænd wɛn ɛkspˈɛktɪŋ ɪɾ ˌʌp bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðə suːpɹˈiːm bˈɛntʃ, hæd lˈɜːnd ðæt ˈɔːl hɪz klˈaɪənts wɜː kˈʌmɪŋ ɪn tʊ ɐdɹˈɛs ðə kˈɔːɹt ɔnðə mˈɜːɹ ɪts ʌvðə kˈeɪs.