text_original: They issued a half sheet Visiter, with "the Devil" as editor and proprietor. His salutatory informed his readers, that he was in full possession and was going to have a good tune; had taught the Visiter to lie, and was going to tunnel the Mississippi.
text_transcription: THEY ISSUED A HALF SHEET VISITOR WITH THE DEVIL AS EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR HIS SALUTATORY INFORMED HIS READERS THAT HE WAS IN FULL POSSESSION AND WAS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME HAD TAUGHT THE VISITOR TO LIE AND WAS GOING TO TUNNELL THE MISSISSIPPI
phonemes: ðeɪ ˈɪʃuːd ɐ hˈæf ʃˈiːt vˈɪzɪɾɚ, wɪð "ðə dˈɛvəl" æz ˈɛdɪɾɚ ænd pɹəpɹˈaɪəɾɚ. hɪz sˈæluːɾətˌɔːɹi ɪnfˈɔːɹmd hɪz ɹˈiːdɚz, ðæt hiː wʌz ɪn fˈʊl pəzˈɛʃən ænd wʌz ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə hæv ɐ ɡˈʊd tˈuːn; hæd tˈɔːt ðə vˈɪzɪɾɚ tə lˈaɪ, ænd wʌz ɡˌoʊɪŋ tə tˈʌnəl ðə mˌɪsɪsˈɪpi.