text_original: Promiscuous danc  ing was the fiery dragon which the church went out to slay. Only its death could save her from a fit of choler which might be fatal, unless, indeed, the danc  ing were sanctified by promiscuous kissing.
text_transcription: PROMISCUOUS DANCING WAS THE FIERY DRAGON WHICH THE CHURCH WENT OUT TO SLAY ONLY ITS DEATH COULD SAVE HER FROM A FIT OF COLLAR WHICH MIGHT BE FATAL UNLESS INDEED THE DANCING WAS SANCTIFIED BY PROMISCUOUS KISSING
phonemes: pɹəmˈɪskjuːəs dˈæŋk ˈɪŋ wʌzðə fˈaɪɚɹi dɹˈæɡən wˌɪtʃ ðə tʃˈɜːtʃ wɛnt ˈaʊt tə slˈeɪ. ˈoʊnli ɪts dˈɛθ kʊd sˈeɪv hɜː fɹʌm ɐ fˈɪt ʌv kˈoʊlɚ wˌɪtʃ mˌaɪt biː fˈeɪɾəl, ʌnlˈɛs, ˌɪndˈiːd, ðə dˈæŋk ˈɪŋ wɜː sˈæŋktᵻfˌaɪd baɪ pɹəmˈɪskjuːəs kˈɪsɪŋ.