text_original: Oh, what a tribute of agony he had paid to the demon of appearance! We all pay heavy taxes to other people's eyes; but on none is the levy quite so onerous as on the patients of a model hospital!
text_transcription: OH WHAT A TRIBUTE OF AGONY HE HAD PAID TO THE DEMON OF APPEARANCE WE ALL PAY HEAVY TAXES TO OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES BUT ON NONE IS THE LEVEE QUITE SO ONEROUS AS ON THE PATIENCE OF A MODEL HOSPITAL
phonemes: ˈoʊ, wˌʌt ɐ tɹˈɪbjuːt ʌv ˈæɡəni hiː hæd pˈeɪd tə ðə dˈiːmən ʌv ɐpˈɪɹəns! wiː ˈɔːl pˈeɪ hˈɛvi tˈæksᵻz tʊ ˈʌðɚ pˈiːpəlz ˈaɪz; bˌʌt ˌɔn nˈʌn ɪz ðə lˈɛvi kwˈaɪt sˌoʊ ˈoʊnɚɹəs æz ɔnðə pˈeɪʃənts əvə mˈɑːdəl hˈɑːspɪɾəl!