text_original: I sat down between two young Irishmen, both with wounded heads, and began to bathe them, and comfort them, and said: " If you are not better in the morning, I shall am  putate both those heads; they shall not plague you in this manner another day."
text_transcription: I SAT DOWN BETWEEN TWO YOUNG IRISHMEN BOTH WITH WOUNDED HEADS AND BEGAN TO BATHE THEM AND COMFORT THEM AND SAID IF YOU ARE NOT BETTER IN THE MORNING I SHALL AMPUTATE BOTH THOSE HEADS THEY SHALL NOT PLAGUE YOU IN THIS MANNER ANOTHER DAY
phonemes: aɪ sˈæt dˌaʊn bᵻtwˌiːn tˈuː jˈʌŋ ˈaɪɹɪʃmˌɛn, bˈoʊθ wɪð wˈuːndᵻd hˈɛdz, ænd bɪɡˈæn tə bˈeɪð ðˌɛm, ænd kˈʌmfɚt ðˌɛm, ænd sˈɛd: " ɪf juː ɑːɹ nˌɑːt bˈɛɾɚɹ ɪnðə mˈɔːɹnɪŋ, aɪʃˌɐl æm pjˈuːɾeɪt bˈoʊθ ðoʊz hˈɛdz; ðeɪ ʃˌæl nˌɑːt plˈeɪɡ juː ɪn ðɪs mˈænɚɹ ɐnˈʌðɚ dˈeɪ."