text_original: So I was proclaimed, with a great flourish of trum  pets. Tor two hours my patients seemed afraid of me, and it did seem too bad to merge that giantess of the bean pole and the press and the tall woman of the platform both in poor little insignificant me!
text_transcription: SO I WAS PROCLAIMED WITH A GREAT FLOURISH OF TRUMPETS FOR TWO HOURS MY PATIENCE SEEMED AFRAID OF ME AND IT DID NOT SEEM TOO BAD TO MERGE THAT GIANTESS OF THE BEAN POLE AND THE PRESS AND THE TALL WOMEN OF THE PLATFORM BOTH IN POOR LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT ME
phonemes: sˌoʊ aɪ wʌz pɹəklˈeɪmd, wɪð ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt flˈɜːɹɪʃ ʌv tɹˈʌm pˈɛts. tˈɔːɹ tˈuː ˈaʊɚz maɪ pˈeɪʃənts sˈiːmd ɐfɹˈeɪd ʌv mˌiː, ænd ɪt dˈɪd sˈiːm tˈuː bˈæd tə mˈɜːdʒ ðæt dʒˈaɪəntˌɛs ʌvðə bˈiːn pˈoʊl ænd ðə pɹˈɛs ænd ðə tˈɔːl wˈʊmən ʌvðə plˈætfɔːɹm bˈoʊθ ɪn pˈʊɹ lˈɪɾəl ˌɪnsɪɡnˈɪfɪkənt mˌiː!