text_original: Every man in the ward caught the infection, and I was called upon for explanations of the art of amputating heads, and inquiries as to Surgeon Baxter's capacity of performing the operation.
text_transcription: EVERY MAN ON THE WARD CAUGHT THE INFECTION AND I WAS CALLED UPON FOR EXPLANATIONS OF THE ART OF AMPUTATING HEADS IN INQUIRIES AS TO SURGEON BAXTER'S CAPACITY OF PERFORMING THE OPERATION
phonemes: ˈɛvɹi mˈæn ɪnðə wˈɔːɹd kˈɔːt ðɪ ɪnfˈɛkʃən, ænd aɪ wʌz kˈɔːld əpˌɑːn fɔːɹ ɛksplɐnˈeɪʃənz ʌvðɪ ˈɑːɹt ʌv ˈæmpjuːtˌeɪɾɪŋ hˈɛdz, ænd ˈɪŋkwɚɹiz æz tə sˈɜːdʒən bˈækstɚz kəpˈæsᵻɾi ʌv pɚfˈɔːɹmɪŋ ðɪ ˌɑːpɚɹˈeɪʃən.