text_original: could not always be relied upon, for he insisted that I never slept, had not been asleep during the seven weeks spent in Camp  bell, was a witch and would float like a cork, if thrown from the Long Bridge into the Potomac.
text_transcription: COULD NOT ALWAYS BE RELIED UPON FOR HE INSISTED THAT I NEVER SLEPT HAD NOT BEEN ASLEEP DURING THE SEVEN WEEKS SPENT IN CAMPBELL WAS A WITCH AND WOULD FLOAT LIKE A CORK IF THROWN FROM THE LONG BRIDGE INTO THE POTOMAC
phonemes: kʊd nˌɑːt ˈɔːlweɪz biː ɹᵻlˈaɪd əpˌɑːn, fɔːɹ hiː ɪnsˈɪstᵻd ðæt aɪ nˈɛvɚ slˈɛpt, hæd nˌɑːt bˌɪn ɐslˈiːp dˈʊɹɹɪŋ ðə sˈɛvən wˈiːks spˈɛnt ɪn kˈæmp bˈɛl, wʌzɐ wˈɪtʃ ænd wʊd flˈoʊt lˈaɪk ɐ kˈɔːɹk, ɪf θɹˈoʊn fɹʌmðə lˈɔŋ bɹˈɪdʒ ˌɪntʊ ðə pətˈoʊmək.