text_original: I went to my mirror and spent some moments in nnalloyed happiness and triumph. Then I thought, " Pretty face, the worms will eat you. All the prettiest girls I know are silly, but you shall never make a fool of me.
text_transcription: I WENT TO MY MIRROR AND SPENT SOME MOMENTS IN UNALLOYED HAPPINESS AND TRIUMPH THEN I THOUGHT PRETTY FACE THE WORMS WILL EAT YOU ALL THE PRETTIEST GIRLS I KNOW ARE SILLY BUT YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE A FOOL OF ME
phonemes: aɪ wɛnt tə maɪ mˈɪɹɚ ænd spˈɛnt sˌʌm mˈoʊmənts ɪn ˈɛnnˈælɔɪd hˈæpɪnəs ænd tɹˈaɪʌmf. ðˈɛn aɪ θˈɔːt, " pɹˈɪɾi fˈeɪs, ðə wˈɜːmz wɪl ˈiːt juː. ˈɔːl ðə pɹˈɪɾiɪst ɡˈɜːlz aɪ nˈoʊ ɑːɹ sˈɪli, bˌʌt juː ʃˌæl nˈɛvɚ mˌeɪk ɐ fˈuːl ʌv mˌiː.