text_original: The incident came just in time for my purpose, so I turned every man's scorn against himself, said to them: "Gentlemen, these are your laws! Your English ancestors made them! Your fathers brought them across the water and planted them here, where they flourish like a green bay tree.
text_transcription: THE INCIDENT CAME JUST IN TIME FOR MY PURPOSE SO I TURNED EVERY MAN SCORN AGAINST HIMSELF SAID TO THEM GENTLEMEN THESE ARE YOUR LAWS YOUR ENGLISH ANCESTORS MADE THEM YOUR FATHERS BROUGHT THEM ACROSS THE WATER AND PLANTED THEM HERE WHERE THEY FLOURISHED LIKE A GREEN BAY TREE
phonemes: ðɪ ˈɪnsɪdənt kˈeɪm dʒˈʌst ɪn tˈaɪm fɔːɹ maɪ pˈɜːpəs, sˌoʊ aɪ tˈɜːnd ˈɛvɹi mˈænz skˈɔːɹn ɐɡˈɛnst hɪmsˈɛlf, sˈɛd tə ðˌɛm: "dʒˈɛntəlmən, ðiːz ɑːɹ jʊɹ lˈɔːz! jʊɹ ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈænsɛstɚz mˈeɪd ðˌɛm! jʊɹ fˈɑːðɚz bɹˈɔːt ðˌɛm əkɹˌɑːs ðə wˈɔːɾɚ ænd plˈæntᵻd ðˌɛm hˈɪɹ, wˌɛɹ ðeɪ flˈɜːɹɪʃ lˈaɪk ɐ ɡɹˈiːn bˈeɪ tɹˈiː.