text_original: It seems strange that those lawyers should have been so stupid, or should have accredited me with such amazing stupidity when they drew up that bond; but so it was, and the tables were completely turned.
text_transcription: IT SEEMS STRANGE THAT THOSE LAWYERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN SO STUPID OR SHOULD HAVE ACCREDITED ME WITH SUCH AMAZING STUPIDITY WHEN THEY DREW UP THAT BOND BUT SO IT WAS AND THE TABLES WERE COMPLETELY TURNED
phonemes: ɪt sˈiːmz stɹˈeɪndʒ ðæt ðoʊz lˈɔɪɚz ʃˌʊdəv bˌɪn sˌoʊ stˈuːpɪd, ɔːɹ ʃˌʊdəv ɐkɹˈɛdɪɾᵻd mˌiː wɪð sˈʌtʃ ɐmˈeɪzɪŋ stuːpˈɪdᵻɾi wɛn ðeɪ dɹˈuː ˌʌp ðæt bˈɑːnd; bˌʌt sˌoʊ ɪt wˈʌz, ænd ðə tˈeɪbəlz wɜː kəmplˈiːtli tˈɜːnd.