text_original: " Your friend is sarcastic," was his reply to her; and I said no more until we reached the case of great distress, which was on the second floor of a vacant house, and proved to be a colonel in uniform, seated in an easy chair, smoking, while his orderly sat in another chair, on the other side of the room.
text_transcription: YOUR FRIEND IS SARCASTIC WAS HIS REPLY TO HER AND I SAID NO MORE UNTIL WE REACHED THE CASE OF GREAT DISTRESS WHICH WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF A VACANT HOUSE AND PROVED TO BE A COLONEL IN UNIFORM SEATED IN AN EASY CHAIR SMOKING WHILE HIS ORDERLY SAT IN ANOTHER CHAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
phonemes: " jʊɹ fɹˈɛnd ɪz sɑːɹkˈæstɪk," wʌz hɪz ɹᵻplˈaɪ tə hɜː; ænd aɪ sˈɛd nˈoʊmˌɔːɹ ʌntˈɪl wiː ɹˈiːtʃt ðə kˈeɪs ʌv ɡɹˈeɪt dɪstɹˈɛs, wˌɪtʃ wʌz ɔnðə sˈɛkənd flˈɔːɹ əvə vˈeɪkənt hˈaʊs, ænd pɹˈuːvd təbi ɐ kˈɜːnəl ɪn jˈuːnɪfˌɔːɹm, sˈiːɾᵻd ɪn ɐn ˈiːzi tʃˈɛɹ, smˈoʊkɪŋ, wˌaɪl hɪz ˈɔːɹdɚli sˈæt ɪn ɐnˈʌðɚ tʃˈɛɹ, ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪd ʌvðə ɹˈuːm.