text_original: Her father had been converted at a camp  meeting and was a devout Methodist. The first day she attended, I asked her the question: "How many Gods are there?" She thought a moment, and then said, with an air of satisfaction: "Five."
text_transcription: HER FATHER HAD BEEN CONVERTED AT A CAMP MEETING AND WAS A DEVOUT METHODIST THE FIRST DAY SHE ATTENDED I ASKED HER THE QUESTION HOW MANY GODS ARE THERE SHE THOUGHT A MOMENT AND THEN SAID WITH AN AIR OF SATISFACTION FIVE
phonemes: hɜː fˈɑːðɚ hɐdbɪn kənvˈɜːɾᵻd æɾə kˈæmp mˈiːɾɪŋ ænd wʌzɐ dɪvˈaʊt mˈɛθədˌɪst. ðə fˈɜːst dˈeɪ ʃiː ɐtˈɛndᵻd, aɪ ˈæskt hɜː ðə kwˈɛstʃən: "hˌaʊ mˈɛni ɡˈɑːdz ɑːɹ ðˈɛɹ?" ʃiː θˈɔːt ɐ mˈoʊmənt, ænd ðˈɛn sˈɛd, wɪð ɐn ˈɛɹ ʌv sˌæɾɪsfˈækʃən: "fˈaɪv."