text_original: I had once been tried on a charge of purloin  ing pantaloons, and been acquitted for lack of evidence; but now, here was the proof!
text_transcription: I HAD ONCE BEEN TRIED ON A CHARGE OF PURLOINING PANTALOONS AND BEEN ACQUITTED FOR LACK OF EVIDENCE AND NOW HERE WAS THE PROOF
phonemes: aɪ hæd wˈʌns bˌɪn tɹˈaɪd ˌɔn ɐ tʃˈɑːɹdʒ ʌv pˈɜːlɔɪn ˈɪŋ pˌæntɐlˈuːnz, ænd bˌɪn ɐkwˈɪɾᵻd fɔːɹ lˈæk ʌv ˈɛvɪdəns; bˌʌt nˈaʊ, hˈɪɹ wʌzðə pɹˈuːf!