text_original: Their holders have always seemed to me like a woman who should undertake at a state fair to run a sewing machine, under pretense of advertising it, while she had never spent an hour in learning its use.
text_transcription: THEIR HOLDERS HAVE ALWAYS SEEMED TO ME LIKE A WOMAN WHO SHOULD UNDERTAKE AN ESTATE FARE TO RUN A SEWING MACHINE UNDER PRETENCE OF ADVERTISING IT WHILE SHE HAD NEVER SPENT AN HOUR IN LEARNING ITS USE
phonemes: ðɛɹ hˈoʊldɚz hæv ˈɔːlweɪz sˈiːmd tə mˌiː lˈaɪk ɐ wˈʊmən hˌuː ʃˌʊd ˌʌndɚtˈeɪk æɾə stˈeɪt fˈɛɹ tə ɹˈʌn ɐ sˈoʊɪŋ məʃˈiːn, ˌʌndɚ pɹˈiːtɛns ʌv ˈædvɚtˌaɪzɪŋ ɪt, wˌaɪl ʃiː hæd nˈɛvɚ spˈɛnt ɐn ˈaʊɚɹ ɪn lˈɜːnɪŋ ɪts jˈuːs.