text_original: " Again pardon, but I am not your sister. Doctor Jaynes uses a large part of his column to persuade us that it is good to have good hair.
text_transcription: AGAIN PARDON BUT I AM NOT YOUR SISTER DOCTOR JAYNES USES A LARGE PART OF HIS COLUMN TO PERSUADE US THAT IT IS GOOD TO HAVE GOOD HAIR
phonemes: " ɐɡˈɛn pˈɑːɹdən, bˌʌt aɪɐm nˌɑːt jʊɹ sˈɪstɚ. dˈɑːktɚ dʒˈeɪnz jˈuːsᵻz ɐ lˈɑːɹdʒ pˈɑːɹt ʌv hɪz kˈɑːlʌm tə pɚswˈeɪd ˌʌs ðˌɐɾɪt ɪz ɡˈʊd tə hæv ɡˈʊd hˈɛɹ.