text_original: Turkish trowsers, Fourierism, Spiritualism, Vegetarianism, Phonetics, Pneumonics, the Eight Hour Law, Criminal Candling, Magdalenism, and oth  er devices for teaching pyramids to stand on their apex were pressed upon the Visiter, and it was held by the disciples of each as " false to all its professions," when declining to devote itself to its advocacy.
text_transcription: TURKISH TROUSERS FOR REARISM SPIRITUALISM VEGETARIANISM PHONETICS NEW MONARCHS THE EIGHT HOUR LAW CRIMINAL CODDLING MAGDALENISM AND OTHER DEVICES FOR TEACHING PYRAMIDS TO STAND ON THEIR APEX WERE PRESSED UPON THE VISITOR AND IT WAS HELD BY THE DISCIPLES OF EACH AS FALSE TO ALL ITS PROFESSIONS WHEN DECLINING TO DEVOTE ITSELF TO ITS ADVOCACY
phonemes: tˈɜːkɪʃ tɹˈoʊzɚz, fˈɔːɹɪɹˌɪzəm, spˈɪɹɪtʃˌuːəlˌɪzəm, vˌɛdʒɪtˈɛɹiənˌɪzəm, fənˈɛɾɪks, nuːmˈɑːnɪks, ðɪ ˈeɪt ˈaʊɚ lˈɔː, kɹˈɪmɪnəl kˈændlɪŋ, mˈæɡdeɪlˌiːnɪzəm, ænd ˈɑːθ ˈɜː dɪvˈaɪsᵻz fɔːɹ tˈiːtʃɪŋ pˈɪɹɐmˌɪdz tə stˈænd ˌɔn ðɛɹ ˈeɪpɛks wɜː pɹˈɛst əpˌɑːn ðə vˈɪzɪɾɚ, ænd ɪt wʌz hˈɛld baɪ ðə dɪsˈaɪpəlz ʌv ˈiːtʃ æz " fˈɔls tʊ ˈɔːl ɪts pɹəfˈɛʃənz," wˌɛn dᵻklˈaɪnɪŋ tə dɪvˈoʊt ɪtsˈɛlf tʊ ɪts ˈædvəkəsi.