text_original: The offending cap was a net scarf tied under the chin, and I said, "You know I am subject to quinsy, and this cap protects my tonsils."
text_transcription: THE OFFENDING CAP WAS A NET SCARF TIED UNDER THE CHIN AND I SAID YOU KNOW I AM SUBJECT TO QUINSY AND THIS CAP PROTECTS MY TONSILS
phonemes: ðɪ əfˈɛndɪŋ kˈæp wʌzɐ nˈɛt skˈɑːɹf tˈaɪd ˌʌndɚ ðə tʃˈɪn, ænd aɪ sˈɛd, "juː nˈoʊ aɪɐm sˈʌbdʒɛkt tə kwˈɪnzi, ænd ðɪs kˈæp pɹətˈɛkts maɪ tˈɑːnsəlz."