text_original: !N^apoleon selected his generals for their large noses. Dr. Washingtonian chose his leaders for their great vices. The honors bestowed upon his followers were measured by their crimes, and that man who could boast the largest accumulation was the hero of the hour.
text_transcription: NAPOLEON SELECTED HIS GENERALS FOR THEIR LARGE NOSES DOCTOR WASHINGTONIAN CHOSE HIS LEADERS FOR THEIR GREAT VICES THE HONORS BESTOWED UPON HIS FOLLOWERS WERE MEASURED BY THEIR CRIMES AND THAT MAN WHO COULD BOAST THE LARGEST ACCUMULATION WAS THE HERO OF THE HOUR
phonemes: !ˈɛn ɐpˈoʊlɪən sᵻlˈɛktᵻd hɪz dʒˈɛnɚɹəlz fɔːɹ ðɛɹ lˈɑːɹdʒ nˈoʊzᵻz. dˈɑːktɚ. wˌɑːʃɪŋtˈoʊniən tʃˈoʊz hɪz lˈiːdɚz fɔːɹ ðɛɹ ɡɹˈeɪt vˈaɪsᵻz. ðɪ ˈɑːnɚz bᵻstˈoʊd əpˌɑːn hɪz fˈɑːloʊɚz wɜː mˈɛʒɚd baɪ ðɛɹ kɹˈaɪmz, ænd ðæt mˈæn hˌuː kʊd bˈoʊst ðə lˈɑːɹdʒɪst ɐkjˌuːmjʊlˈeɪʃən wʌzðə hˈiəɹoʊ ʌvðɪ ˈaʊɚ.