text_original: A religious contemporary discovered that the Visiter did actually advertise " Jayne's Expectorant," and such an expectoration of pious reprehension as this did call forth!
text_transcription: A RELIGIOUS CONTEMPORARY DISCOVERED THAT THE VISITOR DID ACTUALLY ADVERTISE JANE'S EXPECTORANT AND SUCH AN EXPECTORATION OF PIOUS REPREHENSION AS THIS DID CALL FORTH
phonemes: ɐ ɹᵻlˈɪdʒəs kəntˈɛmpɚɹˌɛɹi dɪskˈʌvɚd ðætðə vˈɪzɪɾɚ dˈɪd ˈæktʃuːəli ˈædvɚtˌaɪz " dʒˈeɪnz ɛkspˈɛktɚɹənt," ænd sˈʌtʃ ɐn ɛkspˌɛktɚɹˈeɪʃən ʌv pˈaɪəs ɹᵻpɹihˈɛnʃən æz ðɪs dˈɪd kˈɔːl fˈɔːɹθ!