text_original: Pine boards could not well have been made whiter. l!^o laundry man need have feared to own to the doing up of the bed linen and counterpanes, and science had not discovered any mode of making a bed look more like a packing box, than those in that model hospital.
text_transcription: PINE BOARDS COULD NOT WELL HAVE BEEN MADE WHITER NO LAUNDRY MAN NEED HAVE FEARED TO OWN TO THE DOING UP OF THE BED LINEN AND COUNTERPANES AND SCIENCE HAD NOT DISCOVERED ANY MODE OF MAKING A BED LOOK MORE LIKE A PACKING BOX THAN THOSE IN THAT MODEL HOSPITAL
phonemes: pˈaɪn bˈɔːɹdz kʊd nˌɑːt wˈɛl hɐvbɪn mˌeɪd wˈaɪɾɚ. ˈɛl!ˈoʊ lˈɔːndɹi mˈæn nˈiːd hæv fˈɪɹd tʊ ˈoʊn tə ðə dˌuːɪŋ ˌʌp ʌvðə bˈɛd lˈɪnɪn ænd kˈaʊntɚpˌeɪnz, ænd sˈaɪəns hæd nˌɑːt dɪskˈʌvɚd ˌɛni mˈoʊd ʌv mˌeɪkɪŋ ɐ bˈɛd lˈʊk mˈɔːɹ lˈaɪk ɐ pˈækɪŋ bˈɑːks, ðɐn ðoʊz ɪn ðæt mˈɑːdəl hˈɑːspɪɾəl.