text_original: I brought these to bear on those forms, made them up, locked them, and sent for Stephen Miller to carry them to the press, when each one lifted like a paving stone; but alas, alas, the columns read from right to left.
text_transcription: I BROUGHT THESE TO BEAR ON THOSE FORMS MADE THEM UP LOCKED THEM AND SENT FOR STEPHEN MILLER TO CARRY THEM TO THE PRESS WHEN EACH ONE LIFTED LIKE A PAVING STONE BUT ALAS ALAS THE COLUMNS READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT
phonemes: aɪ bɹˈɔːt ðiːz tə bˈɛɹ ˌɔn ðoʊz fˈɔːɹmz, mˌeɪd ðˌɛm ˈʌp, lˈɑːkt ðˌɛm, ænd sˈɛnt fɔːɹ stˈiːvən mˈɪlɚ tə kˈæɹi ðˌɛm tə ðə pɹˈɛs, wˌɛn ˈiːtʃ wˈʌn lˈɪftᵻd lˈaɪk ɐ pˈeɪvɪŋ stˈoʊn; bˌʌt ɐlˈæs, ɐlˈæs, ðə kˈɑːlʌmz ɹˈiːd fɹʌm ɹˈaɪt tə lˈɛft.