text_original: So noted had it become for the masculine pride of its management, that I had been warned not to stay past the length of an ordinary visit, lest I should be roughly told to go away; and my surprise was equal to my pleasure, when a man came and said: " Would it not be easier for you if you had a pitch  er?"
text_transcription: SO NOTED HAD IT BECOME FOR THE MASCULINE PRIDE OF ITS MANAGEMENT THAT I HAD BEEN WARNED NOT TO STAY PAST THE LENGTH OF AN ORDINARY VISIT LEST I SHOULD BE ROUGHLY TOLD TO GO AWAY AND MY SURPRISE WAS EQUAL TO MY PLEASURE WHEN A MAN CAME AND SAID WOULD IT NOT BE EASIER FOR YOU IF YOU HAD A PITCHER
phonemes: sˌoʊ nˈoʊɾᵻd hˌædɪt bɪkˌʌm fɚðə mˈæskjʊlˌɪn pɹˈaɪd ʌv ɪts mˈænɪdʒmənt, ðæt aɪ hɐdbɪn wˈɔːɹnd nˌɑːt tə stˈeɪ pˈæst ðə lˈɛŋθ əvən ˈɔːɹdɪnˌɛɹi vˈɪzɪt, lˈɛst aɪ ʃˌʊd biː ɹˈʌfli tˈoʊld tə ɡˌoʊ ɐwˈeɪ; ænd maɪ sɚpɹˈaɪz wʌz ˈiːkwəl tə maɪ plˈɛʒɚ, wˌɛn ɐ mˈæn kˈeɪm ænd sˈɛd: " wʊd ɪt nˌɑːt biː ˈiːziɚ fɔːɹ juː ɪf juː hæd ɐ pˈɪtʃ ˈɜː?"