text_original: I'd ride one steady going nag, and not a dozen State and J^ational Politics. 201 hobbies; help any man or boy, or fiend to do what needed doing, and only stop when work came up which done would call for rueing. This conceit struck popular fancy as plain argument could not have done, and the Republican party came to be called " Robbie Miller's Hoe " — an imperfect means of reaching a great end, and one that any one might use without becoming responsible for its im  perfections.
text_transcription: I'D RIDE ONE STEADY GOING NAG AND NOT A DOZEN HOBBIES HELP ANY MAN OR BOY OR FIEND TO DO WHAT NEEDED DOING AND ONLY STOP WHEN WORK CAME UP WHICH DONE WOULD CALL FOR RUIN THIS CONCEIT STRUCK POPULAR FANCY AS PLAIN ARGUMENT COULD NOT HAVE DONE AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CAME TO BE CALLED ROBBY MILLER'S HOE AN IMPERFECT MEANS OF REACHING A GREAT END AND ONE THAT ANY ONE MIGHT USE WITHOUT BECOMING RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS IMPERFECTIONS
phonemes: aɪd ɹˈaɪd wˈʌn stˈɛdi ɡˌoʊɪŋ nˈæɡ, ænd nˌɑːɾə dˈʌzən stˈeɪt ænd dʒˈeɪ ˈeɪʃənəl pˈɑːlətˌɪks. tˈuːhˈʌndɹɪd wˈʌn hˈɑːbɪz; hˈɛlp ˌɛni mˈæn ɔːɹ bˈɔɪ, ɔːɹ fˈiːnd tə dˈuː wʌt nˈiːdᵻd dˈuːɪŋ, ænd ˈoʊnli stˈɑːp wɛn wˈɜːk kˈeɪm ˌʌp wˌɪtʃ dˈʌn wʊd kˈɔːl fɔːɹ ɹˈuːɪŋ. ðɪs kənsˈiːt stɹˈʌk pˈɑːpjʊlɚ fˈænsi æz plˈeɪn ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənt kʊd nˌɑːɾɐv dˈʌn, ænd ðə ɹᵻpˈʌblɪkən pˈɑːɹɾi kˈeɪm təbi kˈɔːld " ɹˈɑːbi mˈɪlɚz hˈoʊ " — ɐn ɪmpˈɜːfɛkt mˈiːnz ʌv ɹˈiːtʃɪŋ ɐ ɡɹˈeɪt ˈɛnd, ænd wˈʌn ðæt ˌɛni wˈʌn mˌaɪt jˈuːz wɪðˌaʊt bᵻkˈʌmɪŋ ɹᵻspˈɑːnsᵻbəl fɔːɹ ɪts ˈɪm pɚfˈɛkʃənz.