text_original: I dropped my roll of saintship, and went and washed the dishes. Had I been taught that he who does any honest work serves God and follows Christ, what a world of woe would have been spared me.
text_transcription: I DROPPED MY ROLL OF SAINTSHIP AND WENT AND WASHED THE DISHES HAD I BEEN TAUGHT THAT HE WHO DOES ANY HONEST WORK SERVES GOD AND FOLLOWS CHRIST WHAT A WORLD OF WOE WOULD HAVE BEEN SPARED ME
phonemes: aɪ dɹˈɑːpt maɪ ɹˈoʊl ʌv sˈeɪntʃɪp, ænd wɛnt ænd wˈɑːʃt ðə dˈɪʃᵻz. hæd aɪ bˌɪn tˈɔːt ðæt hiː hˌuː dˈʌz ˌɛni ˈɑːnɪst wˈɜːk sˈɜːvz ɡˈɑːd ænd fˈɑːloʊz kɹˈaɪst, wˌʌt ɐ wˈɜːld ʌv wˈoʊ wʊdhɐv bˌɪn spˈɛɹd mˌiː.