text_original: Inspecting a hospital was just like investiga  ting an Indian fraud. The man whose work was to be inspected or investigated, met the inspector or in  vestigator at the door, showed him all he wished him to see and examine witnesses wholly in his power — when the inspected and inspector, the investigated and investigator exchanged compliments, and the pub  lic were gratified to learn that all was in a most grati  fying condition of perfect order.
text_transcription: INSPECTING A HOSPITAL WAS JUST LIKE INVESTIGATING AN INDIAN FRAUD THE MAN WHOSE WORK WAS TO BE INSPECTED OR INVESTIGATED MET THE INSPECTOR OR INVESTIGATOR AT THE DOOR SHOWED HIM ALL HE WISHED HIM TO SEE AND EXAMINE WITNESSES WHOLLY IN HIS POWER WHEN THE INSPECTED AND INSPECTOR THE INVESTIGATED AND INVESTIGATOR EXCHANGED COMPLIMENTS AND THE PUBLIC WERE GRATIFIED TO LEARN THAT ALL WAS IN A MOST GRATIFYING CONDITION OF PERFECT ORDER
phonemes: ɪnspˈɛktɪŋ ɐ hˈɑːspɪɾəl wʌz dʒˈʌst lˈaɪk ɪnvˈɛstɪɡə tˈɪŋ ɐn ˈɪndiən fɹˈɔːd. ðə mˈæn hˌuːz wˈɜːk wʌz təbi ɪnspˈɛktᵻd ɔːɹ ɪnvˈɛstᵻɡˌeɪɾᵻd, mˈɛt ðɪ ɪnspˈɛktɚ ɔːɹ ɪn vˈɛstᵻɡˌeɪɾɚɹ æt ðə dˈɔːɹ, ʃˈoʊd hˌɪm ˈɔːl hiː wˈɪʃt hˌɪm tə sˈiː ænd ɛɡzˈæmɪn wˈɪtnəsᵻz hˈoʊli ɪn hɪz pˈaʊɚ — wˌɛn ðɪ ɪnspˈɛktᵻd ænd ɪnspˈɛktɚ, ðɪ ɪnvˈɛstᵻɡˌeɪɾᵻd ænd ɪnvˈɛstᵻɡˌeɪɾɚɹ ɛkstʃˈeɪndʒd kˈɑːmplɪmənts, ænd ðə pˈʌb lˈɪk wɜː ɡɹˈæɾᵻfˌaɪd tə lˈɜːn ðæt ˈɔːl wʌz ɪn ɐ mˈoʊst ɡɹˈæɾi fˈaɪɪŋ kəndˈɪʃən ʌv pˈɜːfɛkt ˈɔːɹdɚ.