text_original: The printer's case used to be one of the highways to editorial and congressional honors; but the little fel  lows of the craft invented a machine which goes over it like a " header " over a wheat field and leaves a dead level of stalks, all minus the heads, so that no tall fel  lows are left to shame them by passing on from the " stick " to the tripod or speaker's mallet.
text_transcription: THE PRINTER'S CASE USED TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHWAYS TO EDITORIAL AND CONGRESSIONAL HONORS BUT THE LITTLE FELLOWS OF THE CRAFT INVENTED A MACHINE WHICH GOES OVER IT LIKE A HEADER OVER A WHEAT FIELD AND LEAVES A DEAD LEVEL OF STALKS ALL MINUS THE HEADS SO THAT NO TALL FELLOWS ARE LEFT TO SHAME THEM BY PASSING ON FROM THE STICK TO THE TRIPOD OR SPEAKER'S MALLET
phonemes: ðə pɹˈɪntɚz kˈeɪs jˈuːzd təbi wˈʌn ʌvðə hˈaɪweɪz tʊ ˌɛdɪtˈɔːɹɪəl ænd kəŋɡɹˈɛʃənəl ˈɑːnɚz; bˌʌt ðə lˈɪɾəl fˈɛl lˈoʊz ʌvðə kɹˈæft ɪnvˈɛntᵻd ɐ məʃˈiːn wˌɪtʃ ɡoʊz ˌoʊvɚɹ ɪt lˈaɪk ˈeɪ " hˈɛdɚ " ˌoʊvɚɹ ɐ wˈiːt fˈiːld ænd lˈiːvz ɐ dˈɛd lˈɛvəl ʌv stˈɔːks, ˈɔːl mˈaɪnəs ðə hˈɛdz, sˌoʊ ðæt nˈoʊ tˈɔːl fˈɛl lˈoʊz ɑːɹ lˈɛft tə ʃˈeɪm ðˌɛm baɪ pˈæsɪŋ ˈɔn fɹʌmðə " stˈɪk " tə ðə tɹˈaɪpɑːd ɔːɹ spˈiːkɚz mˈælɪt.