text_original: As a friend of the Queen said at the time, if ever the Crown came to be fought for again, the only question could be whether the people would rather have the Whig bastard or the Tory bastard.
text_transcription: AS A FRIEND OF THE QUEEN'S SAID AT THE TIME IF EVER THE CROWN CAME TO BE FOUGHT FOR AGAIN THE ONLY QUESTION COULD BE WHETHER THE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HAVE THE WHIG BASTARD OR THE TORY BASTARD
phonemes: æz ɐ fɹˈɛnd ʌvðə kwˈiːn sˈɛd æt ðə tˈaɪm, ɪf ˈɛvɚ ðə kɹˈaʊn kˈeɪm təbi fˈɔːt fɔːɹ ɐɡˈɛn, ðɪ ˈoʊnli kwˈɛstʃən kʊd biː wˈɛðɚ ðə pˈiːpəl wʊd ɹˈæðɚ hæv ðə wˈɪɡ bˈæstɚd ɔːɹ ðə tˈɔːɹi bˈæstɚd.