text_original: What would have happened if the bloated King had been tossed ashore a corpse on the coast of England or the coast of Holland ? So far as the public affairs of England are concerned, nothing in par  ticular would have happened, we think.
text_transcription: WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE BLOATED KING HAD BEEN TOSSED ASHORE A CORPSE ON THE COAST OF ENGLAND OR THE COASTS OF HOLLAND SO FAR AS THE PUBLIC AFFAIRS OF ENGLAND ARE CONCERNED NOTHING IN PARTICULAR WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WE THINK
phonemes: wˌʌt wʊdhɐv hˈæpənd ɪf ðə blˈoʊɾᵻd kˈɪŋ hɐdbɪn tˈɔst ɐʃˈɔːɹ ɐ kˈɔːɹps ɔnðə kˈoʊst ʌv ˈɪŋɡlənd ɔːɹ ðə kˈoʊst ʌv hˈɑːlənd ? sˈoʊ fˌɑːɹ æz ðə pˈʌblɪk ɐfˈɛɹz ʌv ˈɪŋɡlənd ɑːɹ kənsˈɜːnd, nˈʌθɪŋ ɪn pˈɑːɹ tˈɪkjʊlɚ wʊdhɐv hˈæpənd, wiː θˈɪŋk.