text_original: regard to particulars, there is not a great banker that breaks who does not distress more people than the dis  grace or retirement of the greatest minister that ever pre  sided in a Cabinet; nor is there a deceased ploughman who leaves a wife and a dozen brats behind him that is not lamented with greater sincerity, as well as a loss to more individuals, than any statesman that ever wore a head or deserved to lose it."
text_transcription: REGARD TO PARTICULARS THERE IS NOT A GREAT BANKER THAT BREAKS WHO DOES NOT DISTRESS MORE PEOPLE THAN THE DISGRACE OR RETIREMENT OF THE GREATEST MINISTER THAT EVER PRESIDED IN A CABINET NOR IS THERE A DECEASED PLOUGHMAN WHO LEAVES A WIFE AND A DOZEN BRATS BEHIND HIM THAT IS NOT LAMENTED WITH GREATER SINCERITY AS WELL AS A LOSS TO MORE INDIVIDUALS THAN ANY STATESMAN THAT EVER WORE A HEAD OR DESERVED TO LOSE IT
phonemes: ɹᵻɡˈɑːɹd tə pɚtˈɪkjʊlɚz, ðɛɹ ɪz nˌɑːɾə ɡɹˈeɪt bˈæŋkɚ ðæt bɹˈeɪks hˌuː dʌznˌɑːt dɪstɹˈɛs mˈɔːɹ pˈiːpəl ðɐn ðə dˈɪs ɡɹˈeɪs ɔːɹ ɹᵻtˈaɪɚmənt ʌvðə ɡɹˈeɪɾɪst mˈɪnɪstɚ ðæt ˈɛvɚ pɹˈiː sˈaɪdᵻd ɪn ɐ kˈæbᵻnət; nˈɔːɹ ɪz ðɛɹ ɐ dᵻsˈiːst plˈaʊmən hˌuː lˈiːvz ɐ wˈaɪf ænd ɐ dˈʌzən bɹˈæts bᵻhˌaɪnd hˌɪm ðæt ɪz nˌɑːt lɐmˈɛntᵻd wɪð ɡɹˈeɪɾɚ sɪnsˈɛɹᵻɾi, æz wˈɛl æz ɐ lˈɔs tə mˈɔːɹ ˌɪndᵻvˈɪdʒuːəlz, ðɐn ˌɛni stˈeɪtsmən ðæt ˈɛvɚ wˈɔːɹ ɐ hˈɛd ɔːɹ dɪzˈɜːvd tə lˈuːz ɪt."