text_original: So the story goes — not, indeed, absolutely authentic, but cer  tainly not absolutely without credit — the melancholy con  clusion of an ill spent life and a splendid, ill used intellect.
text_transcription: SO THE STORY GOES NOT INDEED ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC BUT CERTAINLY NOT ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT CREDIT THE MELANCHOLY CONCLUSION OF AN ILL SPENT LIFE AND A SPLENDID ILL USED INTELLECT
phonemes: sˌoʊ ðə stˈɔːɹi ɡˈoʊz — nˈɑːt, ˌɪndˈiːd, ˌæbsəlˈuːtli ɔːθˈɛntɪk, bˌʌt sˈɜː tˈeɪnli nˌɑːt ˌæbsəlˈuːtli wɪðˌaʊt kɹˈɛdɪt — ðə mˈɛləŋkˌɑːli kˈɑːn klˈuːʒən əvən ˈɪl spˈɛnt lˈaɪf ænd ɐ splˈɛndɪd, ˈɪl jˈuːzd ˈɪntəlˌɛkt.