text_original: One was the "Essay on Woman," written as a parody of Pope's "Essay on Man;" the other was an imitation of the "Veni Creator." Neither of these pieces of gross buffoonery bore any author's name.
text_transcription: ONE WAS THE ESSAY ON WOMAN WRITTEN AS A PARODY OF POPE'S ESSAY ON MAN THE OTHER WAS AN IMITATION OF THE JUNI CREATOR NEITHER OF THESE PIECES OF GROSS BUFFOONERY BORE ANY AUTHOR'S NAME
phonemes: wˈʌn wʌzðə "ˈɛseɪ ˌɔn wˈʊmən," ɹˈɪʔn̩ æz ɐ pˈæɹədi ʌv pˈoʊpz "ˈɛseɪ ˌɔn mˈæn;" ðɪ ˈʌðɚ wʌz ɐn ˌɪmɪtˈeɪʃən ʌvðə "vˈɛni kɹiːˈeɪɾɚ." nˈiːðɚɹ ʌv ðiːz pˈiːsᵻz ʌv ɡɹˈoʊs bəfˈuːnˌɛɹi bˈɔːɹ ˌɛni ˈɔːθɚz nˈeɪm.