text_original: The "Essay on Woman," as those who have had the misfortune to read it know, is a dreary writer's piece of schoolboy obscenity, if entirely disgusting, no less entirely dull.
text_transcription: THE ESSAY ON WOMAN AS THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO READ IT NOW IS A DREARY WRITER'S PIECE OF SCHOOLBOY OBSCENITY IF ENTIRELY DISGUSTING NO LESS ENTIRELY DULL
phonemes: ðə "ˈɛseɪ ˌɔn wˈʊmən," æz ðoʊz hˌuː hæv hæd ðə mɪsfˈɔːɹtʃʊn tə ɹˈiːd ɪt nˈoʊ, ɪz ɐ dɹˈɪɹi ɹˈaɪɾɚz pˈiːs ʌv skˈuːlbɔɪ əbsˈɛnᵻɾi, ɪf ɛntˈaɪɚli dɪsɡˈʌstɪŋ, nˈoʊ lˈɛs ɛntˈaɪɚli dˈʌl.