text_original: One can hardly imagine a procession more supremely ironic. Almost all the whole range of human intellect was stretched out and exhausted by the living contrast between the King who went first and the Minister who meekly went second.
text_transcription: ONE CAN HARDLY IMAGINE A PROCESSION MORE SUPREMELY IRONIC ALMOST ALL THE WHOLE RANGE OF HUMAN INTELLECT WAS STRETCHED OUT AND EXHAUSTED BY THE LIVING CONTRAST BETWEEN THE KING WHO WENT FIRST AND THE MINISTER WHO MEEKLY WENT SECOND
phonemes: wˈʌn kæn hˈɑːɹdli ɪmˈædʒɪn ɐ pɹəsˈɛʃən mˈɔːɹ suːpɹˈiːmli aɪɹˈɑːnɪk. ˈɔːlmoʊst ˈɔːl ðə hˈoʊl ɹˈeɪndʒ ʌv hjˈuːmən ˈɪntəlˌɛkt wʌz stɹˈɛtʃt ˈaʊt ænd ɛɡzˈɔːstᵻd baɪ ðə lˈɪvɪŋ kˈɑːntɹæst bᵻtwˌiːn ðə kˈɪŋ hˌuː wɛnt fˈɜːst ænd ðə mˈɪnɪstɚ hˌuː mˈiːkli wɛnt sˈɛkənd.