text_original: Such is the story of the famous, or infamous, '^ Canter of Colt  brigg," one of the most disgraceful records of the abject collapse of regular troops before the terror of an almost unseen foe that are to found in history.
text_transcription: SUCH IS THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS OR INFAMOUS CANTER OF COLTBRAKE ONE OF THE MOST DISGRACEFUL RECORDS OF THE ABJECT COLLAPSE OF REGULAR TROOPS BEFORE THE TERROR OF AN ALMOST UNSEEN FOE THAT ARE TO BE FOUND IN HISTORY
phonemes: sˈʌtʃ ɪz ðə stˈɔːɹi ʌvðə fˈeɪməs, ɔːɹ ˈɪnfəməs, kˈæntɚɹ ʌv kˈoʊlt bɹˈɪɡ," wˈʌn ʌvðə mˈoʊst dɪsɡɹˈeɪsfəl ɹˈɛkɚdz ʌvðɪ ˈæbdʒɛkt kəlˈæps ʌv ɹˈɛɡjʊlɚ tɹˈuːps bᵻfˌɔːɹ ðə tˈɛɹɚɹ əvən ˈɔːlmoʊst ʌnsˈiːn fˈoʊ ðæt ɑːɹ tə fˈaʊnd ɪn hˈɪstɚɹi.