text_original: Yorick, in the black and white of his sacred calling's gown and bands, grins and leers like a disguised satyr. HU morality ia a mummer's mask ; his pathos is pretence ; the only thing truly Irish about him is his hu  mor, his ceaseless wit, the unfailing sparkle of his fancy.
text_transcription: YORICK IN THE BLACK AND WHITE OF HIS SACRED CALLINGS GOWN AND BANDS GRINS IN LEARS LIKE A DISGUISED SATYR HIS MORALITY IS A MUMMER'S MASK HIS PATHOS IS PRETENCE THE ONLY THING TRULY IRISH ABOUT HIM IS HIS HUMOUR HIS CEASELESS WIT THE UNFAILING SPARKLE OF HIS FANCY
phonemes: jˈɔːɹɪk, ɪnðə blˈæk ænd wˈaɪt ʌv hɪz sˈeɪkɹɪd kˈɔːlɪŋz ɡˈaʊn ænd bˈændz, ɡɹˈɪnz ænd lˈɪɹz lˈaɪk ɐ dɪsɡˈaɪzd sˈæɾɚ. ˌeɪtʃjˈuː mɔːɹˈælᵻɾi ˈaɪə ɐ mˈʌmɚz mˈæsk ; hɪz pˈeɪθɑːs ɪz pɹˈiːtɛns ; ðɪ ˈoʊnli θˈɪŋ tɹˈuːli ˈaɪɹɪʃ ɐbˌaʊt hˌɪm ɪz hɪz hˈuː mˈɔːɹ, hɪz sˈiːsləs wˈɪt, ðɪ ʌnfˈeɪlɪŋ spˈɑːɹkəl ʌv hɪz fˈænsi.