text_original: On the first night of the session Lord Sandwich rose in the House of Lords, and proceeded to denounce Wilkes and the "Essay on Woman" with a vehemence of false austerity that impressed the assembly and infinitely delighted Lord Le Despencer, who had been the common friend, the brother sinner of accuser and accused, and who now expressed much entertainment at hearing the devil preach. The spurious virtue of Sandwich was followed by the spurious indignation of Warburton.
text_transcription: ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE SESSION LORD SANDWICH ROSE IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS AND PROCEEDED TO DENOUNCE WILKES AND THE ESSAY ON WOMAN WITH A VEHEMENCE OF FALSE AUSTERITY THAT IMPRESSED THE ASSEMBLY AND INFINITELY DELIGHTED LORD LE DESPONSE WHO HAD BEEN THE COMMON FRIEND THE BROTHER SINNER OF ACCUSER AND ACCUSED AND WHO NOW EXPRESSED MUCH ENTERTAINMENT AT HEARING THE DEVIL PREACH THE SPURIOUS VIRTUE OF SANDWICH WAS FOLLOWED BY THE SPURIOUS INDIGNATION OF WARBURTON
phonemes: ɔnðə fˈɜːst nˈaɪt ʌvðə sˈɛʃən lˈɔːɹd sˈændwɪtʃ ɹˈoʊz ɪnðə hˈaʊs ʌv lˈɔːɹdz, ænd pɹəsˈiːdᵻd tə dᵻnˈaʊns wˈɪlks ænd ðə "ˈɛseɪ ˌɔn wˈʊmən" wɪð ɐ vˈiəməns ʌv fˈɔls ɔːstˈɛɹᵻɾi ðæt ɪmpɹˈɛst ðɪ ɐsˈɛmbli ænd ˈɪnfɪnətli dᵻlˈaɪɾᵻd lˈɔːɹd lə dᵻspˈɛnsɚ, hˌuː hɐdbɪn ðə kˈɑːmən fɹˈɛnd, ðə bɹˈʌðɚ sˈɪnɚɹ ʌv ɐkjˈuːzɚ ænd ɐkjˈuːzd, ænd hˌuː nˈaʊ ɛkspɹˈɛst mˈʌtʃ ˌɛntɚtˈeɪnmənt æt hˈɪɹɪŋ ðə dˈɛvəl pɹˈiːtʃ. ðə spjˈʊɹɹiəs vˈɜːtʃuː ʌv sˈændwɪtʃ wʌz fˈɑːloʊd baɪ ðə spjˈʊɹɹiəs ɪndɪɡnˈeɪʃən ʌv wˈɔːɹbɜːtən.