text_original: The mysterious Chevalier d'Eon sent him a present of Russian smoked tongues, with the whimsical wish that they could have the eloquence of Cicero, and the delicacy of Voltaire, to do him honor.
text_transcription: THE MYSTERIOUS CHEVALIER D'YLLON SENT HIM A PRESENT OF RUSSIAN SMOKED TONGUES WITH THE WHIMSICAL WISH THAT THEY COULD HAVE THE ELOQUENCE OF CICERO AND THE DELICACY OF VOLTAIRE TO DO HIM HONOR
phonemes: ðə mɪstˈɪɹiəs ʃˌɛvɐlˈɪɹ dˈiːɑːn sˈɛnt hˌɪm ɐ pɹˈɛzənt ʌv ɹˈʌʃən smˈoʊkt tˈʌŋz, wɪððə wˈɪmzɪkəl wˈɪʃ ðæt ðeɪ kˌʊdɐv ðɪ ˈɛləkwəns ʌv sˈaɪsɹoʊ, ænd ðə dˈɛlɪkəsi ʌv voʊltˈɛɹ, tə dˈuː hˌɪm ˈɑːnɚ.