text_original: The Queen, under  going a succession of painful operations; now groaning and fainting, now telling the doctors not to mind her fool  ish cries; now indulging in some chaff with them — ''Is not Ranby [the surgeon] sorry it isn't his own cross old wife he is cutting up
text_transcription: THE QUEEN UNDERGOING A SUCCESSION OF PAINFUL OPERATIONS NOW GROANING AND FAINTING NOW TELLING THE DOCTORS NOT TO MIND HER FOOLISH CRIES NOW INDULGING IN SOME CHAFF WITH THEM IS NOT RAMBY THE SURGEON'S SORRY IT ISN'T HIS OWN CROSS OLD WIFE HE IS CUTTING UP
phonemes: ðə kwˈiːn, ˌʌndɚ ɡˌoʊɪŋ ɐ səksˈɛʃən ʌv pˈeɪnfəl ˌɑːpɚɹˈeɪʃənz; nˈaʊ ɡɹˈoʊnɪŋ ænd fˈeɪntɪŋ, nˈaʊ tˈɛlɪŋ ðə dˈɑːktɚz nˌɑːt tə mˈaɪnd hɜː fˈuːl ˈɪʃ kɹˈaɪz; nˈaʊ ɪndˈʌldʒɪŋ ɪn sˌʌm tʃˈæf wɪð ðˌɛm — ɪz nˌɑːt ɹˈænbi [ðə sˈɜːdʒən] sˈɑːɹi ɪɾ ˌɪzənt hɪz ˈoʊn kɹˈɔs ˈoʊld wˈaɪf hiː ɪz kˈʌɾɪŋ ˈʌp