text_original: It would have been as humorous and as truthful to say that there was no such paper as the Times.
text_transcription: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AS HUMOROUS AND AS TRUTHFUL TO SAY THAT THERE WAS NO SUCH PAPER AS THE TIMES
phonemes: ɪt wʊdhɐv bˌɪn æz hjˈuːmɚɹəs ænd æz tɹˈuːθfəl tə sˈeɪ ðæt ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ sˈʌtʃ pˈeɪpɚɹ æz ðə tˈaɪmz.