text_original: Many of us can well remember the venerable form of the late Mr. Spooner as year after year he addressed an apathetic, scanty and half amused audience, pottering over his papers by the light of two> candles specially placed for his convenience on the table in front of the Speaker, and endeavouring in vain to arouse Eng  land to serious attention on the subject of the awful fate she was preparing for herself by her toleration of the principles of Rome.
text_transcription: MANY OF US CAN WELL REMEMBER THE VENERABLE FORM OF THE LATE MISTER SPOONER AS YEAR AFTER YEAR HE ADDRESSED AN APATHETIC SCANTY AND HALF AMUSED AUDIENCE POTTERING OVER HIS PAPERS BY THE LIGHT OF TWO CANDLES SPECIALLY PLACED FOR HIS CONVENIENCE ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THE SPEAKER AND ENDEAVORING IN VAIN TO AROUSE ENGLAND TO SERIOUS ATTENTION ON THE SUBJECT OF THE AWFUL FATE SHE WAS PREPARING FOR HERSELF BY HER TOLERATION OF THE PRINCIPLES OF ROME
phonemes: mˈɛnɪəv ˌʌs kæn wˈɛl ɹᵻmˈɛmbɚ ðə vˈɛnɚɹəbəl fˈɔːɹm ʌvðə lˈeɪt mˈɪstɚ. spˈuːnɚɹ æz jˈɪɹ ˈæftɚ jˈɪɹ hiː ɐdɹˈɛst ɐn ˌæpɐθˈɛɾɪk, skˈænti ænd hˈæf ɐmjˈuːzd ˈɔːdiəns, pˈɑːɾɚɹɪŋ ˌoʊvɚ hɪz pˈeɪpɚz baɪ ðə lˈaɪt ʌv tˈuː kˈændəlz spˈɛʃəli plˈeɪst fɔːɹ hɪz kənvˈiːnɪəns ɔnðə tˈeɪbəl ɪn fɹˈʌnt ʌvðə spˈiːkɚ, ænd ɛndˈɛvɚɹɪŋ ɪn vˈeɪn tʊ ɚɹˈaʊz ˈɛŋ lˈænd tə sˈɪɹiəs ɐtˈɛnʃən ɔnðə sˈʌbdʒɛkt ʌvðɪ ˈɔːfəl fˈeɪt ʃiː wʌz pɹɪpˈɛɹɪŋ fɔːɹ hɜːsˈɛlf baɪ hɜː tˌɑːlɚɹˈeɪʃən ʌvðə pɹˈɪnsɪpəlz ʌv ɹˈoʊm.