text_original: But if one cannot admire many of Congreve's characters, on the other hand one cannot help admiring every sentence they speak. The only fault to be found with their talk is that it is too witty, too brilliant, for any manner of real life.
text_transcription: BUT IF ONE CANNOT ADMIRE MANY OF CONGREVE'S CHARACTERS ON THE OTHER HAND ONE CANNOT HELP ADMIRING EVERY SENTENCE THEY SPEAK THE ONLY FAULT TO BE FOUND WITH THEIR TALK IS THAT IT IS TOO WITTY TOO BRILLIANT FOR ANY MANNER OF REAL LIFE
phonemes: bˌʌt ɪf wˈʌn kænˈɑːt ɐdmˈaɪɚ mˈɛnɪəv kˈɑːŋɡɹɛvz kˈæɹɪktɚz, ɔnðɪ ˈʌðɚ hˈænd wˈʌn kænˈɑːt hˈɛlp ɐdmˈaɪɚɹɪŋ ˈɛvɹi sˈɛntəns ðeɪ spˈiːk. ðɪ ˈoʊnli fˈɔlt təbi fˈaʊnd wɪð ðɛɹ tˈɔːk ɪz ðˌɐɾɪt ɪz tˈuː wˈɪɾi, tˈuː bɹˈɪliənt, fɔːɹ ˌɛni mˈænɚɹ ʌv ɹˈiːəl lˈaɪf.