text_original: It would have been as humorous and as truthful to say that there was no such paper as the Times. But these absurdities made an ignorant audience laugh for the moment, and O'Connell had gained the only point he just then wanted to carry.
text_transcription: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AS HUMOROUS AND AS TRUTHFUL TO SAY THAT THERE WAS NO SUCH PAPER AS THE TIMES BUT THESE ABSURDITIES MADE AN IGNORANT AUDIENCE LAUGH FOR THE MOMENT AND WHILE CONALL HAD GAINED THE ONLY POINT HE JUST THEN WANTED TO CARRY
phonemes: ɪt wʊdhɐv bˌɪn æz hjˈuːmɚɹəs ænd æz tɹˈuːθfəl tə sˈeɪ ðæt ðɛɹwˌʌz nˈoʊ sˈʌtʃ pˈeɪpɚɹ æz ðə tˈaɪmz. bˌʌt ðiːz ɐbsˈɜːdᵻɾiz mˌeɪd ɐn ˈɪɡnɚɹənt ˈɔːdiəns lˈæf fɚðə mˈoʊmənt, ænd oʊkˈɑːnəl hæd ɡˈeɪnd ðɪ ˈoʊnli pˈɔɪnt hiː dʒˈʌst ðˈɛn wˈɔntᵻd tə kˈæɹi.