text_original: No words of pompous man could possibly have put together greater absurdities.
text_transcription: NO WORDS OF POMPOUS MAN COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PUT TOGETHER GREATER ABSURDITIES
phonemes: nˈoʊ wˈɜːdz ʌv pˈɑːmpəs mˈæn kʊd pˈɑːsᵻbli hæv pˌʊt təɡˌɛðɚ ɡɹˈeɪɾɚɹ ɐbsˈɜːdᵻɾiz.