text_original: Everything about him seems to betoken careless desolation ; anyone would suppose from his manner that he was playing at chuck farthing with human happiness ; that he was always on the heel of pastime ; that he would giggle away the Great Charter, and decide by the method of teetotum whether my lords the bishops should or should not retain their seats in the House of Lords. . All this is but the mere vanity of surprising, and making us believe that he can play with kingdoms as other men can with ninepins.
text_transcription: EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM SEEMS TO BETOKEN CARELESS DESOLATION ANY ONE WOULD SUPPOSE FROM HIS MANNER THAT HE WAS PLAYING AT CHUCK FARTHING WITH HUMAN HAPPINESS THAT HE WAS ALWAYS ON THE HEEL OF PASTIME THAT HE WOULD GIGGLE AWAY THE GREAT CHARTER AND DECIDE BY THE METHOD OF TEETOTUM WHETHER MY LORDS THE BISHOPS SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT RETAIN THEIR SEATS IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS ALL THIS IS BUT THE MERE VANITY OF SURPRISING IN MAKING US BELIEVE THAT HE CAN PLAY WITH KINGDOMS AS OTHER MEN CAN WITH NINE PINS
phonemes: ˈɛvɹɪθˌɪŋ ɐbˌaʊt hˌɪm sˈiːmz tə bᵻtˈoʊkən kˈɛɹləs dˌɛsəlˈeɪʃən ; ˈɛnɪwˌʌn wʊd səpˈoʊz fɹʌm hɪz mˈænɚ ðæt hiː wʌz plˈeɪɪŋ æt tʃˈʌk fˈɑːɹθɪŋ wɪð hjˈuːmən hˈæpɪnəs ; ðæt hiː wʌz ˈɔːlweɪz ɔnðə hˈiːl ʌv pˈæstaɪm ; ðæt hiː wʊd ɡˈɪɡəl ɐwˈeɪ ðə ɡɹˈeɪt tʃˈɑːɹɾɚ, ænd dᵻsˈaɪd baɪ ðə mˈɛθəd ʌv tˈiːɾɑːɾəm wˈɛðɚ maɪ lˈɔːɹdz ðə bˈɪʃəps ʃˌʊd ɔːɹ ʃˌʊd nˌɑːt ɹᵻtˈeɪn ðɛɹ sˈiːts ɪnðə hˈaʊs ʌv lˈɔːɹdz. . ˈɔːl ðɪs ɪz bˌʌt ðə mˈɪɹ vˈænᵻɾi ʌv sɚpɹˈaɪzɪŋ, ænd mˌeɪkɪŋ ˌʌs bᵻlˈiːv ðæt hiː kæn plˈeɪ wɪð kˈɪŋdəmz æz ˈʌðɚ mˈɛn kæn wɪð nˈaɪnpɪnz.