text_original: We have hurried over many years for the purpose of completing this painful and ludicrous catalogue of the attempts made against the Queen. It will be seen that in not a single instance was there the slightest political significance to be attached to them.
text_transcription: WE HAVE HURRIED OVER MANY YEARS FOR THE PURPOSE OF COMPLETING THIS PAINFUL AND LUDICROUS CATALOGUE OF THE ATTEMPTS MADE AGAINST THE QUEEN IT WILL BE SEEN THAT IN NOT A SINGLE INSTANCE WAS THERE THE SLIGHTEST POLITICAL SIGNIFICANCE TO BE ATTACHED TO THEM
phonemes: wiː hæv hˈɜːɹid ˌoʊvɚ mˈɛni jˈɪɹz fɚðə pˈɜːpəs ʌv kəmplˈiːɾɪŋ ðɪs pˈeɪnfəl ænd lˈuːdɪkɹəs kˈæɾɐlˌɑːɡ ʌvðɪ ɐtˈɛmpts mˌeɪd ɐɡˈɛnst ðə kwˈiːn. ɪt wɪl biː sˈiːn ðæt ɪn nˌɑːɾə sˈɪŋɡəl ˈɪnstəns wʌz ðɛɹ ðə slˈaɪɾɪst pəlˈɪɾɪkəl sɪɡnˈɪfɪkəns təbi ɐtˈætʃt tə ðˌɛm.