text_original: This language seems almost too absurd for sober record, and yet was hardly more absurd than many things said on what may be called the other side.
text_transcription: THIS LANGUAGE SEEMS ALMOST TOO ABSURD FOR SOBER RECORD AND YET WAS HARDLY MORE ABSURD THAN MANY THINGS SAID ON WHAT MAY BE CALLED THE OTHER SIDE
phonemes: ðɪs lˈæŋɡwɪdʒ sˈiːmz ˈɔːlmoʊst tˈuː ɐbsˈɜːd fɔːɹ sˈoʊbɚ ɹˈɛkɚd, ænd jˈɛt wʌz hˈɑːɹdli mˈɔːɹ ɐbsˈɜːd ðɐn mˈɛni θˈɪŋz sˈɛd ˌɔn wʌt mˈeɪ biː kˈɔːld ðɪ ˈʌðɚ sˈaɪd.