text_original: On the whole you will find that the familiar obstetric aphorism, "meddlesome midwifery is bad," applies to the parturient Guinea worm just as appropriately as it does to the parturient woman.
text_transcription: ON THE WHOLE YOU WILL FIND THAT THE FAMILIAR OBSTETRIC APHORISM MEDDLESOME MID WHIFFRY IS BAD APPLIES TO THE PARCHURIANT GUINEA WORM JUST AS APPROPRIATELY AS IT DOES TO THE PARCHURIANT WOMAN
phonemes: ɔnðə hˈoʊl juː wɪl fˈaɪnd ðætðə fəmˈɪlɪɹ əbstˈɛtɹɪk ˈæfɚɹˌɪzəm, "mˈɛdəlsˌʌm mˈɪdwɪfˌɛɹi ɪz bˈæd," ɐplˈaɪz tə ðə pˈɑːɹtʃɚɹˌiənt ɡˈɪni wˈɜːm dʒˈʌst æz ɐpɹˈoʊpɹɪətli æz ɪt dˈʌz tə ðə pˈɑːɹtʃɚɹˌiənt wˈʊmən.