text_original: Of Sir George Brown, who commanded the Light Division in the Crimea, it was said: "As he was thrown into a cart on some straw when shot through the legs in Spain, he thinks the same conveyances admirable now, and hates ambulances as the invention of the Evil One."
text_transcription: OF SIR GEORGE BROWN WHO COMMANDED THE LIGHT DIVISION IN THE CRIMEA IT WAS SAID AS HE WAS THROWN INTO A CART ON SOME STRAW WHEN SHOT THROUGH THE LEGS IN SPAIN HE THINKS THE SAME CONVEYANCES ADMIRABLE NOW AND HATES AMBULANCES AS THE INVENTION OF THE EVIL ONE
phonemes: ʌv sˌɜː dʒˈɔːɹdʒ bɹˈaʊn, hˌuː kəmˈændᵻd ðə lˈaɪt dᵻvˈɪʒən ɪnðə kɹˈaɪmiə, ɪt wʌz sˈɛd: "æz hiː wʌz θɹˈoʊn ˌɪntʊ ɐ kˈɑːɹt ˌɔn sˌʌm stɹˈɔː wɛn ʃˈɑːt θɹuː ðə lˈɛɡz ɪn spˈeɪn, hiː θˈɪŋks ðə sˈeɪm kənvˈeɪənsᵻz ˈædmᵻɹəbəl nˈaʊ, ænd hˈeɪts ˈæmbjʊlənsᵻz æz ðɪ ɪnvˈɛnʃən ʌvðɪ ˈiːvəl wˌʌn."