text_original: Many of these illustrations, I am sorry to have to say, would be culled from the long category of my personal mistakes.
text_transcription: MANY OF THESE ILLUSTRATIONS I AM SORRY TO HAVE TO SAY WOULD BE CALLED FROM THE LONG CATEGORY OF MY PERSONAL MISTAKES
phonemes: mˈɛnɪəv ðiːz ˌɪləstɹˈeɪʃənz, aɪɐm sˈɑːɹi tə hæv tə sˈeɪ, wʊd biː kˈʌld fɹʌmðə lˈɔŋ kˈæɾɪɡɚɹi ʌv maɪ pˈɜːsənəl mɪstˈeɪks.