text_original: In ancient times Pliny the Elder advised those who had been bitten to eat the liver of the dog who had done the harm, while Gallian prescribed as a remedy the eyes of crabs!
text_transcription: IN ANCIENT TIMES PLENTY THE ELDER ADVISED THOSE WHO HAD BEEN BITTEN TO EAT THE LIVER OF THE DOG WHO HAD DONE THE HARM WHILE GALLEON PRESCRIBED AS A REMEDY THE EYES OF CRABS
phonemes: ɪn ˈeɪntʃənt tˈaɪmz plˈaɪni ðɪ ˈɛldɚɹ ɐdvˈaɪzd ðoʊz hˌuː hɐdbɪn bˈɪʔn̩ tʊ ˈiːt ðə lˈɪvɚɹ ʌvðə dˈɑːɡ hˌuː hæd dˈʌn ðə hˈɑːɹm, wˌaɪl ɡˈæliən pɹɪskɹˈaɪbd æz ɐ ɹˈɛmədi ðɪ ˈaɪz ʌv kɹˈæbz!