text_original: I feel ready now to become productive again, although, alas, I may be deceiving myself!
text_transcription: I FEEL READY NOW TO BECOME PRODUCTIVE AGAIN ALTHOUGH ALAS I MAY BE DECEIVING MYSELF
phonemes: aɪ fˈiːl ɹˈɛdi nˈaʊ tə bɪkˌʌm pɹədˈʌktɪv ɐɡˈɛn, ɔːlðˈoʊ, ɐlˈæs, aɪ mˈeɪ biː dᵻsˈiːvɪŋ maɪsˈɛlf!