text_original: Neither the invocation of this august memory, nor the general drift of the arguments, strike one as happily chosen for moving a thoughtless lad in his teens, who was probably drawn towards his brother and sister by other reasons than their respective dignity and charm, and was more than likely to be secretly bored by the disquisitions of the learned Schlegel.
text_transcription: NEITHER THE INVOCATION OF THIS AUGUST MEMORY NOR THE GENERAL DRIFT OF THE ARGUMENTS STRIKE ONE AS HAPPILY CHOSEN FOR MOVING A THOUGHTLESS LAD IN HIS TEENS WHO WAS PROBABLY DRAWN TOWARDS HIS BROTHER AND SISTER BY OTHER REASONS THAN THEIR RESPECTIVE DIGNITY AND CHARM AND WAS MORE THAN LIKELY TO BE SECRETLY BORED BY THE DISQUISITIONS OF THE LEARNED SCHLEGEL
phonemes: nˈiːðɚ ðɪ ɪnvoʊkˈeɪʃən ʌv ðɪs ˈɔːɡəst mˈɛmɚɹi, nˈɔːɹ ðə dʒˈɛnɚɹəl dɹˈɪft ʌvðɪ ˈɑːɹɡjuːmənts, stɹˈaɪk wˈʌn æz hˈæpɪli tʃˈoʊzən fɔːɹ mˈuːvɪŋ ɐ θˈɔːtləs lˈæd ɪn hɪz tˈiːnz, hˌuː wʌz pɹˈɑːbəbli dɹˈɔːn təwˈɔːɹdz hɪz bɹˈʌðɚ ænd sˈɪstɚ baɪ ˈʌðɚ ɹˈiːzənz ðɐn ðɛɹ ɹᵻspˈɛktɪv dˈɪɡnᵻɾi ænd tʃˈɑːɹm, ænd wʌz mˈɔːɹ ðɐn lˈaɪkli təbi sˈiːkɹᵻtli bˈɔːɹd baɪ ðə dɪskwɪsˈɪʃənz ʌvðə lˈɜːnᵻd ʃlˈɛdʒəl.