text_original: But let any one of them begin on a pathetic tale, and we shall have the old puppets, the sentimental youth, the heartbroken young lady; and the whole company will melt into tears for a suffering which, safely off the stage of the ideal, would elicit only their anger or their contempt.
text_transcription: BUT LET ANY ONE OF THEM BEGIN ON A PATHETIC TALE AND WE SHALL HAVE THE OLD PUPPETS THE SENTIMENTAL YOUTH THE HEARTBROKEN YOUNG LADY AND THE WHOLE COMPANY WILL MELT INTO TEARS FOR A SUFFERING WHICH SAFELY OFF THE STAGE OF THE IDEAL WOULD ELICIT ONLY THEIR ANGER OR THEIR CONTEMPT
phonemes: bˌʌt lˈɛt ˌɛni wˈʌn ʌv ðˌɛm bɪɡˈɪn ˌɔn ɐ pɐθˈɛɾɪk tˈeɪl, ænd wiːʃˌɐl hæv ðɪ ˈoʊld pˈʌpɪts, ðə sˌɛntɪmˈɛntəl jˈuːθ, ðə hˈɑːɹtbɹoʊkən jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdi; ænd ðə hˈoʊl kˈʌmpəni wɪl mˈɛlt ˌɪntʊ tˈɪɹz fɚɹə sˈʌfɚɹɪŋ wˈɪtʃ, sˈeɪfli ˈɔf ðə stˈeɪdʒ ʌvðɪ aɪdˈiəl, wʊd ᵻlˈɪsᵻt ˈoʊnli ðɛɹ ˈæŋɡɚ ɔːɹ ðɛɹ kəntˈɛmpt.