text_original: These broken hearts are all too much alike. When the story takes a humorous turn, new difficulties arise.
text_transcription: THESE BROKEN HEARTS ARE ALL TOO MUCH ALIKE WHEN THE STORY TAKES A HUMOROUS TURN NEW DIFFICULTIES ARISE
phonemes: ðiːz bɹˈoʊkən hˈɑːɹts ɑːɹ ˈɔːl tˈuː mʌtʃ ɐlˈaɪk. wˌɛn ðə stˈɔːɹi tˈeɪks ɐ hjˈuːmɚɹəs tˈɜːn, nˈuː dˈɪfɪkˌʌltiz ɚɹˈaɪz.