text_original: I have soberly and uniformly maintained this doctrine ever since I have been capable of observation, and I used horridly to provoke some of my female friends — mattresses femrnes — by it, especially such heroic spirits as poor Mrs. Walsingham.
text_transcription: I HAVE SOBERLY AND UNIFORMLY MAINTAINED THIS DOCTRINE EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF OBSERVATION AND I USED HORRIBLY TO PROVOKE SOME OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS MAITRES FAM BY IT ESPECIALLY SUCH HEROIC SPIRITS AS POOR MISSUS WALSINGHAM
phonemes: aɪ hæv sˈoʊbɚli ænd jˈuːnɪfˌɔːɹmli meɪntˈeɪnd ðɪs dˈɑːktɹɪn ˈɛvɚ sˈɪns aɪ hɐvbɪn kˈeɪpəbəl ʌv ɑːbzɚvˈeɪʃən, ænd aɪ jˈuːzd hˈɔːɹɪdli tə pɹəvˈoʊk sˌʌm ʌv maɪ fˈiːmeɪl fɹˈɛndz — mˈætɹəsᵻz fˈɛmənz — baɪ ɪt, ɪspˈɛʃəli sˈʌtʃ hɪɹˈoʊɪk spˈɪɹɪts æz pˈʊɹ mˈɪsɪz. wˈɔlsɪŋˌæm.