text_original: Of all jargon, I hate metaphysical jargon ; beiide, there is something fantastic and absurd in the yery title.
text_transcription: OF ALL JARGON I HATE METAPHYSICAL JARGON BESIDE THERE IS SOMETHING FANTASTIC AND ABSURD IN THE VERY TITLE
phonemes: ʌv ˈɔːl dʒˈɑːɹɡən, aɪ hˈeɪt mˌɛɾəfˈɪzɪkəl dʒˈɑːɹɡən ; bˈeɪaɪd, ðɛɹ ɪz sˈʌmθɪŋ fæntˈæstɪk ænd ɐbsˈɜːd ɪnðə jˈɜːɹi tˈaɪɾəl.