text_original: _(Latest Version, a long way after the Laureate.)_ "THAMES 'SWAN UPPING.'  The QUEEN'S swanherd and the officials of the Dyers' and Vintners' Companies arrived at Windsor yesterday on their annual 'swan upping' visit, for the purpose of marking or 'nicking' the swans and cygnets belonging to HER MAJESTY, and the Companies interested in the preservation of the birds that haunt the stream between London and Henley.
text_transcription: LATEST VERSION A LONG WAY AFTER THE LOREATE THAMES SWUNG UPING THE QUEEN'S SWAN AND THE OFFICIALS OF THE DYERS AND WITNESS COMPANIES ARRIVED AT WINDSOR YESTERDAY ON THEIR ANNUAL SWAN UPING VISIT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MARKING OR NICKING THE SWANS AND SIGNETS BELONGING TO HER MAJESTY AND THE COMPANY IS INTERESTED IN THE PRESERVATION OF THE BIRDS THAT HAUNT THE STREAM BETWEEN LONDON AND HENLEY
phonemes: (lˈeɪɾɪst vˈɜːʒən, ɐ lˈɔŋ wˈeɪ ˈæftɚ ðə lˈɔːɹiːˌeɪt.) "tˈɛmz swˈɑːn ˈʌpɪŋ.ðə kwˈiːnz swˈɑːnhɜːd ænd ðɪ əfˈɪʃəlz ʌvðə dˈaɪɚz ænd vˈɪntnɚz kˈʌmpəniz ɚɹˈaɪvd æt wˈɪndsɚ jˈɛstɚdˌeɪ ˌɔn ðɛɹ ˈænjuːəl swˈɑːn ˌʌpɪŋ vˈɪzɪt, fɚðə pˈɜːpəs ʌv mˈɑːɹkɪŋ ɔːɹ nˈɪkɪŋ ðə swˈɑːnz ænd sˈɪɡnɪts bᵻlˈɔŋɪŋ tə hɜː mˈædʒᵻsti, ænd ðə kˈʌmpəniz ˈɪntɹɛstᵻd ɪnðə pɹˌɛzɚvˈeɪʃən ʌvðə bˈɜːdz ðæt hˈɔːnt ðə stɹˈiːm bᵻtwˌiːn lˈʌndən ænd hˈɛnli.