text_original: In conversation, when you meet With persons cheerful and discreet, That speak or quote, in prose or rhyme, Facetious things or things sublime, Observe what passes, and anon, When you get home think thereupon; Write what occurs; forget it not; A good thing sav'd is so much got. Let no remarkable event Pass with a gaping wonderment, A fool's device  'Lord, who would think!'
text_transcription: IN CONVERSATION WHEN YOU MEET WITH PERSONS CHEERFUL AND DISCREET THAT SPEAK OR QUOTE IN PROSE OR RHYME FACETIOUS THINGS OR THINGS SUBLIME OBSERVE WHAT PASSES AND ANON WHEN YOU GET HOME THINK THEREUPON WRITE WHAT OCCURS FORGET IT NOT A GOOD THING SAVED IS SO MUCH GOD LET NO REMARKABLE EVENT PASS WITH GAPING WONDERMENT A FOOL'S DEVICE LORD WHO WOULD THINK
phonemes: ɪn kɑːnvɚsˈeɪʃən, wˌɛn juː mˈiːt wɪð pˈɜːsənz tʃˈɪɹfəl ænd dɪskɹˈiːt, ðæt spˈiːk ɔːɹ kwˈoʊt, ɪn pɹˈoʊz ɔːɹ ɹˈaɪm, fɐsˈiːʃəs θˈɪŋz ɔːɹ θˈɪŋz sʌblˈaɪm, əbzˈɜːv wʌt pˈæsᵻz, ænd ɐnˈɔn, wˌɛn juː ɡɛt hˈoʊm θˈɪŋk ðɛɹˈʌpɑːn; ɹˈaɪt wʌt əkˈɜːz; fɚɡˈɛt ɪt nˈɑːt; ɐ ɡˈʊd θˈɪŋ sˈævd ɪz sˈoʊ mˌʌtʃ ɡˈɑːt. lˈɛt nˈoʊ ɹᵻmˈɑːɹkəbəl ᵻvˈɛnt pˈæs wɪð ɐ ɡˈeɪpɪŋ wˈʌndɚmənt, ɐ fˈuːlz dɪvˈaɪs lˈɔːɹd, hˌuː wʊd θˈɪŋk!