text_original: How many ways there are of being ridicnloxis I I am snre I haye as much liberty as I can make a good use of, now I am an old maid ; and when I was a young one I had, I dare say, more than was good for me.
text_transcription: HOW MANY WAYS THERE ARE OF BEING RIDICULOUS I AM SURE I HAVE AS MUCH LIBERTY AS I CAN MAKE GOOD USE OF NOW I AM AN OLD MAID AND WHEN I WAS A YOUNG ONE I HAD I DARE SAY MORE THAN WAS GOOD FOR ME
phonemes: hˌaʊ mˈɛni wˈeɪz ðɛɹˌɑːɹ ʌv bˌiːɪŋ ɹˌɪdɪknlˈɑːksɪs aɪ aɪɐm ˌɛsˌɛnˌɑːɹɹˈiː aɪ hˈeɪ æz mˈʌtʃ lˈɪbɚɾi æz aɪ kæn mˌeɪk ɐ ɡˈʊd jˈuːs ʌv, nˈaʊ aɪɐm ɐn ˈoʊld mˈeɪd ; ænd wɛn aɪ wʌzɐ jˈʌŋ wˈʌn aɪ hˈæd, aɪ dˈɛɹ sˈeɪ, mˈɔːɹ ðɐn wʌz ɡˈʊd fɔːɹ mˌiː.