text_original: Their chief enjoyment, it is true, rises from yanity; but it is not the yanity that engenders yexation of spirit: on the contrary, it lightens the heayy burden of life, which reason too often weighs, merely to shift from one shoulder to the other.
text_transcription: THEIR CHIEF ENJOYMENT IT IS TRUE RISES FROM VANITY BUT IT IS NOT THE VANITY THAT ENGENDERS VEXATION OF SPIRIT ON THE CONTRARY IT LIGHTENS THE HEAVY BURDENS OF LIFE WHICH REASON TOO OFTEN WEIGHS MERELY TO SHIFT FROM ONE SHOULDER TO THE OTHER
phonemes: ðɛɹ tʃˈiːf ɛndʒˈɔɪmənt, ɪɾ ɪz tɹˈuː, ɹˈaɪzᵻz fɹʌm jˈænᵻɾi; bˌʌt ɪɾ ɪz nˌɑːt ðə jˈænᵻɾi ðæt ɛndʒˈɛndɚz jɛksˈeɪʃən ʌv spˈɪɹɪt: ɔnðə kˈɑːntɹɛɹi, ɪt lˈaɪʔn̩z ðə hˈiːji bˈɜːdən ʌv lˈaɪf, wˌɪtʃ ɹˈiːzən tˈuː ˈɔfən wˈeɪz, mˈɪɹli tə ʃˈɪft fɹʌm wˈʌn ʃˈoʊldɚ tə ðɪ ˈʌðɚ.