text_original: McLOUGHLIN BRO'S 30 BEEKMAN St [Illustration] There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile, And he found a crooked six pence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
text_transcription: R LIBERVOX TOT ORK BY SONYA THE CROOKED MAN THERE WAS A CROOKED MAN AND HE WENT A CROOKED MILE AND HE FOUND A CROOKED SIXPENCE AGAINST THE CROOKED STYLE HE BOUGHT A CROOKED HAT WHICH CAUGHT A CROOKED MOUSE AND THEY ALL LIVED TOGETHER IN THE LITTLE CROOKED HOUSE
phonemes: mək lˈʌflɪn bɹˈoʊz θˈɜːɾi bˈiːkmən sənt [ˌɪləstɹˈeɪʃən] ðɛɹwˌʌz ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd mˈæn, ænd hiː wɛnt ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd mˈaɪl, ænd hiː fˈaʊnd ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd sˈɪks pˈɛns ɐɡˈɛnst ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd stˈaɪl; hiː bˈɔːt ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd kˈæt, wˌɪtʃ kˈɔːt ɐ kɹˈʊkɪd mˈaʊs, ænd ðeɪ ˈɔːl lˈɪvd təɡˌɛðɚɹ ɪn ɐ lˈɪɾəl kɹˈʊkɪd hˈaʊs.