text_original: A poacher who writes to ' The Spectator ' signs himself Isaac Hedge  ditch. A worthy serving man signs himself Thomas Trusty. A dressy young lady signs herself Alice Bluegarter, and so on through an infinite variety of self revealing appellations.
text_transcription: A POACHER WHO WRITES TO THE SPECTATOR SIGNS HIMSELF ISAAC HEDGE A WORTHY SERVING MAN SIGNS HIMSELF THOMAS TRUSTEY A DRESSY YOUNG LADY SIGNS HERSELF ALICE BLUEGARTER AND SO ON THROUGH AN INFINITE VARIETY OF SELF REVEALING APPELLATIONS
phonemes: ɐ pˈoʊtʃɚ hˌuː ɹˈaɪts tʊ ðə spɛktˈeɪɾɚ sˈaɪnz hɪmsˈɛlf ˈaɪsək hˈɛdʒ dˈɪtʃ. ɐ wˈɜːði sˈɜːvɪŋ mˈæn sˈaɪnz hɪmsˈɛlf tˈɑːməs tɹˈʌsti. ɐ dɹˈɛsi jˈʌŋ lˈeɪdi sˈaɪnz hɜːsˈɛlf ˈælɪs blˈuːɡɑːɹɾɚ, ænd sˌoʊ ˌɔn θɹuː ɐn ˈɪnfɪnət vɚɹˈaɪəɾi ʌv sˈɛlf ɹᵻvˈiːlɪŋ ɐpɪlˈeɪʃənz.