text_original: It certainly was no part of Swift's purpose to throw ridicule on the principle and the conditions of royalty, but there is not much in Oulliver's Travels, and in the descriptions of court intrigue which they oocasion  ly contain, more thoroughly ridiculous than this story of the dirty letter delivered by the under gardener and of the great statesman sneaking his way to the back  stairs.
text_transcription: IT CERTAINLY WAS NO PART OF SWIFT'S PURPOSE TO THROW RIDICULE ON THE PRINCIPAL AND THE CONDITIONS OF ROYALTY BUT THERE IS NOT MUCH IN GULLIVER'S TRAVELS AND IN THE DESCRIPTIONS OF COURT INTRIGUE WHICH THEY OCCASIONALLY CONTAIN MORE THOROUGHLY RIDICULOUS THAN THIS STORY OF THE DIRTY LETTER DELIVERED BY THE UNDER GARDENER AND OF THE GREAT STATESMAN SNEAKING HIS WAY TO THE BACK STAIRS
phonemes: ɪt sˈɜːʔn̩li wʌz nˈoʊ pˈɑːɹt ʌv swˈɪfts pˈɜːpəs tə θɹˈoʊ ɹˈɪdɪkjˌuːl ɔnðə pɹˈɪnsɪpəl ænd ðə kəndˈɪʃənz ʌv ɹˈɔɪəlɾi, bˌʌt ðɛɹ ɪz nˌɑːt mˈʌtʃ ɪn ˈaʊlɪvɚz tɹˈævəlz, ænd ɪnðə dᵻskɹˈɪpʃənz ʌv kˈɔːɹt ɪntɹˈiːɡ wˌɪtʃ ðeɪ ˈuːkeɪʒən lˈaɪ kəntˈeɪn, mˈɔːɹ θˈʌɹoʊli ɹɪdˈɪkjʊləs ðɐn ðɪs stˈɔːɹi ʌvðə dˈɜːɾi lˈɛɾɚ dᵻlˈɪvɚd baɪ ðɪ ˌʌndɚ ɡˈɑːɹdənɚ ænd ʌvðə ɡɹˈeɪt stˈeɪtsmən snˈiːkɪŋ hɪz wˈeɪ tə ðə bˈæk stˈɛɹz.