text_original: The most devoted admirer of Swift must wish that he had never written satires of this peculiar order, but the harshest critic of Swift might, at least, do him the justice to admit his perverted and fanatical zeal in the cause of cleanliness.
text_transcription: THE MOST DEVOTED ADMIRER OF SWIFT MUST WISH THAT HE HAD NEVER WRITTEN SATIRES OF THIS PECULIAR ORDER BUT THE HARSHEST CRITIC OF SWIFT MIGHT AT LEAST DO HIM THE JUSTICE TO ADMIT HIS PERVERTED AND FANATICAL ZEAL IN THE CAUSE OF CLEANLINESS
phonemes: ðə mˈoʊst dɪvˈoʊɾᵻd ɐdmˈaɪɚɹɚɹ ʌv swˈɪft mˈʌst wˈɪʃ ðæt hiː hæd nˈɛvɚ ɹˈɪʔn̩ sˈæɾaɪɚz ʌv ðɪs pɪkjˈuːlɪɹ ˈɔːɹdɚ, bˌʌt ðə hˈɑːɹʃɪst kɹˈɪɾɪk ʌv swˈɪft mˈaɪt, æt lˈiːst, dˈuː hˌɪm ðə dʒˈʌstɪs tʊ ɐdmˈɪt hɪz pɚvˈɜːɾᵻd ænd fɐnˈæɾɪkəl zˈiːl ɪnðə kˈɔːz ʌv klˈɛnlɪnəs.