text_original: Every page of the work is a satire upon somebody or something, on some school of thought, some group of critics, some literary novelty proclaimed as a masterpiece, some political or religious phantasy, some goblin called into shadowy existence to distract the reasoning powers of men.
text_transcription: EVERY PAGE OF THE WORK IS A SATIRE UPON SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING OR SOME SCHOOL OF THOUGHT SOME GROUP OF CRITICS SOMETERARY NOVELTY PROCLAIMED AS A MASTERPIECE SOME POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS FANTASY SOME GOBLIN CALLED INTO SHADOWY EXISTENCE TO DISTRACT THE REASONING POWERS OF MEN
phonemes: ˈɛvɹi pˈeɪdʒ ʌvðə wˈɜːk ɪz ɐ sˈæɾaɪɚɹ əpˌɑːn sˈʌmbɑːdi ɔːɹ sˈʌmθɪŋ, ˌɔn sˌʌm skˈuːl ʌv θˈɔːt, sˌʌm ɡɹˈuːp ʌv kɹˈɪɾɪks, sˌʌm lˈɪɾɚɹˌɛɹi nˈɑːvəlɾi pɹəklˈeɪmd æz ɐ mˈæstɚpˌiːs, sˌʌm pəlˈɪɾɪkəl ɔːɹ ɹᵻlˈɪdʒəs fˈæntəsi, sˌʌm ɡˈɑːblɪn kˈɔːld ˌɪntʊ ʃˈædoʊi ɛɡzˈɪstəns tə dɪstɹˈækt ðə ɹˈiːzənɪŋ pˈaʊɚz ʌv mˈɛn.