text_original: The whole incident has to a modern reader something distinctly farcical about it.
text_transcription: THE WHOLE INCIDENT HAS TO A MODERN READER SOMETHING DISTINCTLY FARCICAL ABOUT IT
phonemes: ðə hˈoʊl ˈɪnsɪdənt hɐz tʊ ɐ mˈɑːdɚn ɹˈiːdɚ sˈʌmθɪŋ dɪstˈɪŋktli fˈɑːɹsɪkəl ɐbˈaʊt ɪt.