text_original: A sheet of blank paper that must have this new imprimatur clapped upon it before it is qualified to communicate anything to the public will make its way in the world but very heavily.
text_transcription: A SHEET OF BLANK PAPER THAT MUST HAVE THIS NEW IMPRIMATURE CLAPPED UPON IT BEFORE IT IS QUALIFIED TO COMMUNICATE ANYTHING TO THE PUBLIC WILL MAKE ITS WAY IN THE WORLD BUT VERY HEAVILY
phonemes: ɐ ʃˈiːt ʌv blˈæŋk pˈeɪpɚ ðæt mˈʌstɐv ðɪs nˈuː ɪmpɹˈɪmətʃˌʊɹ klˈæpt əpˌɑːn ɪt bᵻfˌɔːɹ ɪɾ ɪz kwˈɔlᵻfˌaɪd tə kəmjˈuːnᵻkˌeɪt ˈɛnɪθˌɪŋ tə ðə pˈʌblɪk wɪl mˌeɪk ɪts wˈeɪ ɪnðə wˈɜːld bˌʌt vˈɛɹi hˈɛvili.