text_original: Sometimes, indeed, the situation had its ludicrous aspects. '^ One evening, a letter was brought to Mr. Harley, all dirty, and by the hand of a very ordinary messenger; he read the superscription, and saw it was the Queen's writing; he sent for the messenger, who said, he knew not whence the letter came, but that it was delivered 8S0 JONATHAN SWIFT'S VIEWS him by an under gardener, I forgot whether of Hamp  ton Court or Kensington.
text_transcription: SOMETIMES INDEED THE SITUATION HAD ITS LUDICROUS ASPECTS ONE EVENING A LETTER WAS BROUGHT TO MISTER HARLEYALL DIRTY AND BY THE HAND OF A VERY ORDINARY MESSENGER HE READ THE SUPERSCRIPTION AND SAW IT WAS THE QUEEN'S WRITING HE SENT FOR THE MESSENGER WHO SAID HE KNEW NOT WHENCE THE LETTER CAME BUT THAT IT WAS DELIVERED TO HIM BY AN UNDER GARDENER I FORGET WHETHER OF HAMPTON COURT OR KENSINGTON
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