text_original: Hereupon the writer becomes some  what sarcastic, and he informs his readers that "all things are sold here, and Honesty by Inch of Candle; but woe be to the Purchaser, for it will never thrive with him."
text_transcription: HEREUPON THE WRITER BECOMES SOMEWHAT SARCASTIC AND HE INFORMS HIS READERS THAT ALL THINGS ARE SOLD HERE AND HONESTY BY INCH OF CANDLE BUT WOE BE TO THE PURCHASER FOR IT WILL NEVER THRIVE WITH HIM
phonemes: hˈɪɹəpˌɑːn ðə ɹˈaɪɾɚ bɪkˌʌmz sˌʌm wʌt sɑːɹkˈæstɪk, ænd hiː ɪnfˈɔːɹmz hɪz ɹˈiːdɚz ðˈæt "ˈɔːl θˈɪŋz ɑːɹ sˈoʊld hˈɪɹ, ænd ˈɑːnɪsti baɪ ˈɪntʃ ʌv kˈændəl; bˌʌt wˈoʊ biː tə ðə pˈɜːtʃɪsɚ, fɔːɹ ɪt wɪl nˈɛvɚ θɹˈaɪv wɪð hˌɪm."