text_original: Nobody was a hero to Swift, and yet the famous repartee to that proverb will not apply, for Swift, assuredly, had not the soul of the valet whom it describes as incapable of approaching the heroic.
text_transcription: NOBODY WAS A HERO TO SWIFT AND YET THE FAMOUS REPARTEE TO THAT PROVERB WILL NOT APPLY FOR SWIFT ASSUREDLY HAD NOT THE SOUL OF THE VALET WHOM IT DESCRIBES AS INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING THE HEROIC
phonemes: nˈoʊbɑːdi wʌzɐ hˈiəɹoʊ tə swˈɪft, ænd jˈɛt ðə fˈeɪməs ɹˌɛpɑːɹtˈeɪ tə ðæt pɹˈɑːvɜːb wɪl nˌɑːt ɐplˈaɪ, fɔːɹ swˈɪft, əʃˈʊɹɹᵻdli, hæd nˌɑːt ðə sˈoʊl ʌvðə vælˈeɪ hˈuːm ɪt dᵻskɹˈaɪbz æz ɪŋkˈeɪpəbəl ʌv ɐpɹˈoʊtʃɪŋ ðə hɪɹˈoʊɪk.